I'm blitzing on that Lancerfunny Werewolf Ransom Note Meme Nuggets. Hit that blunt so hard I had to reconstruct my sentences from words I said ten years ago. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'm vaping that Golden Flame Long Rim Calliopean Kush. I'm vaping that Asphodelian Outland Acid Poison. I sold a brick to Jerry Masters while Shelly watched. I hit that They/Them Streamer Bussy so hard the Central Committee had to call an emergency session.
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THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA THEY FORGOT THAT I'M HIM
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Thanks @foone for making this banger possible
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Well. @/barbatusart commissioned this.
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oil pastel dracula flow 4
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this shit aint nothin to me man. im smokin that onceler biggering kush. that ball pit piss resin. i stole bones from the witches before the tumbeasts could even sniff me out and made a pipe out of them. i'll fucking take your knee caps you piece of shit. smoking twelve mishapocolypse packs a day. im hitting the bed with my belt all day every day.
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They set fire to my Chomolunga but I'm hopped up on them intergalactic atomic Aunic firmament Flintstone gummies and I can't be stopped. I'm Dracula, I know what sex is. I've committed atrocities that make SecCom stans blush. I keep my catalyst pistol on Cradle. I lick the underside of every station I visit before I blow it up or turn it into a crack den. This shit ain't nothing to me, man.
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I'm smokin' cordyceps
I'm stabbin' dogs in Washington, huffin' spores straight from the shambler
Last WLF who ran up on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves: the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them
This shit ain't nothin' to me man
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WE SMOKIN THAT POKEMON LEGENDS ZA. IM OFF THAT FAIRY AURA. WE SMOKIN THAT ULTIMATE WEAPON. THIS SHIT GOT ME SEEIN YVELTAL
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patron request for Dracula Flow. this shit ain't nothin to me man
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