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c-walshie · 1 year

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If my brain is a crowded theatre, then OCD is the guy who yells “FIRE!”.

And I believe him. Every single time. He’s been at it for years

#actually ocd #ocd #intrusive thoughts #pure ocd #mental health #apparently it’s actually legal to yell fire in a crowded theatre #don’t recommend it though #it’s a very bad analogy for speech regulation but a helpful one for mental health

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gothic-mothic · 9 months

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*look at Swap!Stanley* Boy, you ugly! Mandala Catalogue looking ass. 😑😑😑

He will fool the protagonist

Or something

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r0semultiverse · 3 months

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THERES SO MANY NUMBER & LETTER CODES THAT PROBABLY MEAN SOMETHING, MY ADHD ASS CANNOT! 😫

This shit has to be as hard to remember as the retail codes at grocery stores. 🤯

#thankfully near the end of when I quit my retail job they installed a search engine function #it wasn’t fully functional but it helped immensely #most the time I would just type in mystery item code essentially & put in the price #customers were boomers so they were mostly honest & I never got in trouble for it #only one got recommended I actually look stuff up & then I retorted oh & hold up the long line??? & that argument was DONE!#lmao #I wonder if anyone’s deciphered these codes yet?? don’t spoil what they mean for me though this is like a live blog kinda thing #mine #op #tmagp 2 #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tma spoilers #tmagp liveblog #tma

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whereismyhat5678 · 6 months

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Okay y’all remember that one movie:

2019’s Joker

Such a good movie- Yeah- I loved that one scene where Peppino bashes Stick’s head in and let’s Gustavo leave alive because he was the only one nice to him-

And that other scene where he snaps and finally shoots PizzaHead- such a good scene 👏👏

Yeah (made me sad) but SUCH a good movie, must recommend 👍👍👍

#Pizza Tower #Joker (2019)#First time drawing Clown Peppino btw. Decided to add some more details just cuz 🤷‍♀️#Wanted to draw more (like scenes but replace them with characters) but I don’t think I have enough time for that :(#Also generally this was such a good movie though-#Must recommend #And Gary not being able to reach the door made me sad. Poor fucking Gary <:(#Peppino Spaghetti #Peppino #Clown Peppino

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kleefkruid · 5 months

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Going hard this New Year’s Eve

#wholeheartedly recommend being in your 30s #don’t recommend the smoking habit everyone else got going on though #but it gives me a moment for myself where I can contemplate eating the pieces

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zyrart · 1 year

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Couple of sketches I’m working on (among 100 other unfinished sketches I’m battling with)

First one is heavily inspired by the concept art on the GOW artbook but I also like the version without tattoos so have both

#heimdall #heimdall gow #my mind comes up with ideas for this man faster than the speed my hand can actually draw them at #if you haven’t seen the concept art for him in the artbook I STRONGLY RECOMMEND you go see it #the fur cloak with nothing underneath is a whole other obsession #I want to turn the first one into a full painting but I don’t know if my hand will be in the mood for it #my mind certainly is though #god of war ragnarok #god of war fanart #gow #wip stuff

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meggie-moo · 3 months

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he was my favorite in middle school

#I POSTED THIS ON THE WRONG ACCOUNT LMAOOOOO #if you saw this on my main no you didn’t #anyways i finally have time to draw and so i was planning on making art #this will probably be my only art of hazbin hotel though if not done through requests because i think the creator is kinda a weirdo 😭😭#also i don’t want to support amazon <3 so like if you do watch it i recommend pirating lol #anyways i do like the show though :) and i’ve been following the series for a really long time!! so i’m down to talk about it lol #meg’s incoherent thoughts #meg’s more coherent drawings #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin angel dust #<- i cant type his normal name or else it will get censored because of drugs lol #fanart #hazbin hotel angel dust

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mosspine · 2 years

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DA-4811-5086-7216

#acnh #acnh inspiration #acnh island #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #forest core #dream address #i had a bad day today tbh #acnh makes me feel better ig #i’m still sad #i have a chicken sandwich and a bong waiting for me #off topic but has anyone watched the school for good and evil?#it’s kinda goofy but kinda cool #i need movie recommendations #i LOVE goofy 90’s rom coms and step brothers esque comedy movies #but i will honestly watch almost any movie it’s actually one of my most annoying traits #i don’t remember ANY of them though #i also never watch any shows last episode #last episode of the office? never watched it.#last episode of the 100? i didn’t even watch the last season just to avoid the pain #the last episode of new girl? no thanks i don’t want to SOB #i hate when things end i think #ok i’m gonna shut the fuck up now. ty for coming to my ted talk

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yellowdevilkitten · 6 months

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so I read this fic, this fic, and this fic lol and it totally melted my brain and then I started thinking and this happened lol.

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Carol hasn’t had a family get together since December of ‘83 and she hasn’t talked to Steve longer. Which would make this get together very odd. Carol honestly wouldn’t have gone if her mother hadn’t made her. She’s fuming because not only is she forced to be here she’s forced to watch Steve be happy, it’s not like she doesn’t want him to be happy it’s just very upsetting to see him be happy without her or Tommy. So instead of walking up to her cousin and ex friend to just talk she sits in her chair and glares at him.

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When Steve had been informed about the get together he internally grimaces, thankfully he didn’t have to listen to his parents talk for long since he had work. Which he then could bitch to Robin about. “How can a family reunion be that terrible?” Robin questions, popping a piece of candy in her mouth. Steve groans and lifts his head slightly staring at Robin. He’s surprised she hasn’t caught on yet, unless,

“wait you don’t know?” Steve lifts his head up fully staring unblinkly at robin trying to figure out if she is joking or not.

“uhhh no I do not know, but do tell.” She gets this giddy look in her eyes pushing the box of candy off the counter he wrinkles his nose knowing he’s going to have to clean it up later since Robin hates sweeping.

“It’s hard to explain,” Steve starts knowing damn well it’s not hard to explain quit the opposite really. Not that hard to tell his best friend that his old friend is actually his cousin. “Well actually it’s not that hard just difficult- nope still not that right wording-“

“Steve it’s alright if you don’t want to tell me.” Robin smiles at him reassuringly.

“carol’s my cousin.” He mumbles out in a rush. He immediately clocks when robins face goes from confusion to shock.

“Perkins?” Steve nods.

“if you want I could come, be some support or Eddie could come too, maybe the get away driver when she comes near.” She starts to ramble her rambling making Steve feel instantly better.

“I think I need to do this alone and my family would immediately think you were my girlfriend.” Steve smiles at her.

“I’m okay being your girlfriend to make you feel better.” Robin rolls her eyes as to say he’s being a dingus.

“aww thanks Robbie.” He coos at her which immediately makes her hit him on the shoulder.

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Carol has managed to not talk to anybody at this get together. Avoiding meeting Steve’s eyes, she was successful until her aunt(Steve’s mother) decided they needed to resolve their differences. She sees her mother snickering with her. Carol rolls her eyes when Steve sits next to her.

“Y’know I don’t want to be here as much as you do.” He isn’t looking at her when he says this.

“That supposed to make me feel better, because it doesn’t, great to know your only cousin closes to you doesn’t even want to see you.” She rolls her eyes and blows a bubble with her gum.

“right sorry, look I’m sorry for how I left you and Tommy.” Steve still doesn’t look at her when saying this and it pisses her off.

“it’s in the past, past it.” She shrugs, she isn’t past it far from it actually. She wants to shake Steve and ask him why he doesn’t talk to them anymore, to her. Carol hates to admit it but she misses her cousin he was one of her best friends growing up, them both growing up as only children. She didn’t have anyone else sure she had her mom and dad but Steve was her only friend before he met Tommy and she fell for him.

“just know I’m still here if you need me.” Steve taps her shoulder three times like when they were younger then gets up and goes across the room to talk to one of their cousin from out of state.

Carol frowns and goes back to moping.

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be-bi-do-crime · 6 months

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when it comes to people who acknowledge and love all sides of jiang xuening, shen zhiyi cannot be forgotten.

yes, dianxia does have a bit of a lovesick filter on when it comes to her beloved ningning, but she also knows who jiang xuening is as a person. she isn’t so blind as to casually miss her fierce temper, ignore her schemes and manipulation, and disregard her poor choices— you can see it in shen zhiyi’s expressions and tone, the concerns she voices, and particularly through her perspective in the novel— but these things could never make her love jiang xuening any less.

shen zhiyi isn’t oblivious. she knows that jiang xuening uses her at times to get what she wants, but what’s important is that she doesn’t care. she never has and she never will, because everything she does is her choice. she only wants jiang xuening to know that she doesn’t have to do anything at all to get her support, because she will always be there by her side, without any conditions attached.

there is no doubt that jiang xuening is the person she trusts most in the world. even if jiang xuening makes a decision she doesn’t particularly agree with, she will still never raise any complaint to her. shen zhiyi trusts that jiang xuening’s judgment and choices are right for herself, even if they’re not right to her, and it’s as simple as that. if there are any consequences, she will be there to resolve them. jiang xuening couldn’t lose her if she tried.

shen zhiyi and xie wei are the only two characters in kunning who see past all of jiang xuening’s sides, good and bad, and still recognize her true heart. the way they love her is different but also the same; if shen zhiyi is her shield, then xie wei is her sword.

and jiang xuening chooses them both.

#jade seal choice scene… if you’re out there… please be out there…#imo the jade seal choice scene absolutely cements this post the most #they better have adapted it word for word so help me god #jiang xuening chooses them both!!!!!!!!! she LITERALLY chooses them both in that scene!!!!!!!!#anyway i could further back up my statements in this post with novel quotes and drama scenes but it’s 5 AM #and zhining in nanzhuang sneaking out of the palace date happens in an hour so. my sources are just trust me #but really though i’ve been here for six months i know what i’m talking about #anyway please don’t forget shen zhiyi when talking about jxn’s harem ❤️ girl is about to raise an army to bring her princess home in ep34/35 #宁安如梦 #story of kunning palace #shen zhiyi you will always be loved by me <3 #dianxia is literally xw’s biggest love rival in the novel and its so fucking funny i recommend reading it for their beef alone #szy (canonically): you don’t deserve her!#xw (murderously; the following words are moreso implied rather than said): SHUT THE FUCK UP!!#jxn (simultaneously outside somewhere talking to zz): 为什么我感觉我错过了一些好戏…

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parasitoidism · 1 month

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Ur making me want to get into devilman...the art is so intoxicating to me

it is very good but I feel like I gotta state for the record it’s not something you should read if you want to like. Have fun. It’s just very grim and violent especially toward the end

#it’s short though so like I do recommend checking it out #it’s also very naked sometimes. don’t read it in public #i think if it was made at a different time(not the middle of the fucking Cold War) or by a different person (like a guy who doesn’t think #the ending of the story turned out the way it did because of his past life as a 13th century Austrian priest) it would read as just being #edgy but it avoids that because of aforementioned reasons #anyways. this is my introduction to his work but go nagai seems like a very strange man . as my friend said nobody of sound mind and #good morals would have made cutie honey #anyways you know. my point is I feel like some of the violence later in the manga veers towards shock value but there is some genuine #kind of feeling it’s getting at. like. it’s an anti war thing. there is a point here #well whatever judge for yourself as they say with art

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hyumjim · 1 day

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I used to be surrounded by straight women who all started talking about how jack harlow is hot one day and that made me feel so crazy. Now I look at him and I’m like… I do kinda see it….. I mean if you like kinda average-looking hood white boys…. But you can definitely find that sort of thing at your local 7-11 if you really want to

#but they’re all gonna be tryhard rappers… there’s no way around that #in which case I guess jacks the one you want because he is rich and famous now #speaking as someone who kinda on accident slept with a young wannabe rapper white boy though I really don’t recommend this route

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is-the-owl-video-cute · 8 days

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Are there grackles in Colorado? At work today I saw a bunch of slim little shiny-ish black birds pecking horse poop to pieces, maybe in search of undigested hay or something. They weren’t ravens or crows, and I don’t think they were just blackbirds. They made it very hard to clean because they pecked the horseshit until it was in tiny fragments the pitchfork couldn’t pick up, and I was wondering what they are so I could bring them complaints properly.

Sorry I don’t have a picture.

why did I misread this as calling grackles slim shady.

#For your question though I recommend a bird book #They have range maps #I don’t memorize grackle range maps that would be crazy

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yellobb · 8 months

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By the way, I don’t know if y’all are aware or not but YouTube sometimes puts up movies for free. Not the bootleg pirated stuff, but full good quality films.

Go under “Movies and TV” and there’s an entire section for free movies. You have to watch ads, but STILL

There’s a lot on there that you’ve probably never heard of, but they also have some good shit. It rotates out, but currently the entire Hunger Games series and the Spy Kids movies are free, as well as Point Break, Donnie Darko, and Now You See Me. They even have Disney movies sometimes, like Hunchback of Notre Dame and the live action Beauty and the Beast. Or B movies like Dinoshark

Just a cool thing overall

#m rambles #ref #psa #piracy #this may be super obvious but I didn’t know for a long time #and it’s a great option for movie nights if you don’t want to pay for streaming #quest for Camelot is currently free #so I got to watch that again!#and happily n’ever after which was a favorite of mine #and I’m so pumped to watch it after work tomorrow #then I can rewatch the hunger games this weekend #it’s definitely something to check in on occasionally #though once you watch one it usually starts to show up on your recommended feed

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st0neddew-valley · 2 months

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EEEEEEEEEEE GETTING A STARDEW TATTOO IN A WEEK⭐️⭐️⭐️

this poll will end in the wee hours of the morning before i get it, reblogs are appreciated !!! ;P

#st0neddew-valley #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley tattoo #i don’t wanna spoil anything about it but it’s not original at all lmao #that’s ok though #i’m so excited #i sent the sketch outline thing to my artist today and they’re down to do it #gonna blast my inner elbow :’)#jk i’m using numbing cream #bc FUCK being super uncomfortable during a tattoo #ramble:#i used numbing cream on my last tattoo (sternum) and i shit you not i didn’t feel a thing for 3 hours #it was so fucking nice folks #highly recommend if you are super duper nervous about needles #or honestly if you’re worried about it being too painful #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ASK YOUR ARTIST BEFORE USING ANY NUMBING CREAM #THEY MAY NOT LIKE TO WORK WITH THE SKIN WHEN ITS EFFECTED (read it makes the skin tighter ???? idk)#they also might have really good recommendations #mine sure fucking did :)#ramble: done

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officialhouseguest · 9 months

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saying my daily affirmations this morning:

#bb25 #big brother #this is a true fact about me in case you didn’t know #i got a completionist bee in my bonnet one year and just hunkered down and watched it #i still haven’t watched all the seasons though my post season 7 record is spotty #with the writers strike i’m planning on watching a few i’ve never seen this fall since we’re gonna have no TV anyway lmao #anyway cannot recommend this less! don’t do it!#it’s so boring!#and so many episodes!

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