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ch.1 - am i trans?
#dog in jorts#comic#sequential art#transgender#nonbinary#genderfluid#ftm#transmasc#transfem#mtf#trendercore#queer#queer art#queer artist
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wet dog
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the first time i saw jensen's mullet referred to as "jullet" i thought it said "juliet" and i was like. oh we named it? jkdfdkfk my brain won't unstick this from my mind so like. i very much will secretly be thinking of her as such (juliet the mullet)
#my brain process actually went something like this (it was a poll abt the mullet):#juliet? like crowley's dog? yeah i like her > scrolls down. sees pic of jensen's mullet > ohh. we named the mullet juliet i guess ??#> .02 seconds later ohhhhhhh jullet. not juliet. jullet. jensen's + mullet. jullet. like jacting and jorts and jipples. got it.#vic.txt
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Lmao I had no idea you enjoyed Zhao's outfit so much. Makes sense tho, I think so it is emo enough for your taste (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
its not that i enjoy zhao's outfit so much it's that my desire to see majima lose is greater than anything and it gives me the ability to look over the jort + legging combo
#snap chats#i ALWAYS vote against top dog because i am QUIRKY AND NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS#but yeah no i genuinely do really like his outfit LMAO im glad he got this far#and i cam a fan of the jort + legging combo tbh.......... reminds me of the stuff other blokes at my old school would wear#which SHOULD deduct points cause Lmao Bro Dressed Like A Highschooler but i think it's swaggy....
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He’s so intriguing because he lives in America and therefore thinks he knows American country clothes so he threw this little number together. The shirt tied around the waist…………exquisite. Fashion forward. The fact that the jorts aren’t daisy dukes……..he really missed American culture right then and there!!!! Truly you win some (SHIRT AROUND HIS WAIST!!!) and you lose some (shorter jorts next time and yes there will be a next time or else)
Very baby girl though I’ll give him a solid 9.8/10 for the outfit. The only thing that’s missing is the peace sign and you know he’d throw it if his hands weren’t full 😔
i second the 9.8!!!! missing the peace sign and his goofy ass smile dearly... obsessed with him trying so hard to blend in and then... failing... he's truly just some guy but he's EVERYTHING to me
#the jorts length was vile... bring back slutty shorts !!!#actually obsessed with the fact that he's just wearing a shirt around his waist n we're both like [POTS AND PANS CRASHING] [SCREECHING CAR]#[CAT SCREAMING] [DOG BARKING] [FIREWORKS] [ATOMBOMB HITTING THE GROUND]#i don't know abt you bestie but i don't care abt fashion at all otherwise but when jenson wears jorts i'll be writing paragraphs#whenever new jenson pics drop i feel like a frail victorian maid: 'oh lord he's wearing a hat tuberculosis take me now'#katie <3
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percy should get the elle woods treatment i think
#''dumb'' pretty boy choosing a Big Boy Smartpants Major and going to class in jorts#often seen walking his big huge ass dog around campus#or being walked by her more like
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the Phantom of the Slopera
#i would ask is this anything but I’ve already decided it is#and have inflicted it on my friends all weekend#when I say slop I am generally referring to wet cat food as in the meme of the dog w/the liquefied expression of ecstasy#but it can be the suck me good and hard thru my jorts kind of slop too. that’s the beauty of it#the phantom of the opera
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I think it would be fun to pick you up and carry you around
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IT'S THE SNOOZERS BIRTHDAY :D
#why are my only og posts about my dog 😭#anyways...happy jorts day everybody#she is 4 !!#aj.txt#jorts tag
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ch.1 - am i trans? (pt.2)
#dog in jorts#second one let’s go#queer#queer art#queer artist#nonbinary#genderfluid#ftm#transmasc#transgender#comic#sequential art
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Boy… the guy who runs the Jorts the cat account is sure VERY comfortable shining a spotlight on teeny tiny accounts he’s mad at.
#it actually doesn’t matter to me whether the tiny accounts he has beef with#are ‘real’ or not#because either these are disabled people trying to make a legitimate point#and he’s sending thousands of people to harass and dog pile them#which fucking sucks#OR they’re trying to purposely discredit the Union movement#and the guy running the jorts account is getting them way way more attention#then they’d otherwise get#you can tell this guy spent way too long on Bernie bro twitter following the dirtbag left#this is some fucking chapo garbage
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Tbh barely holding it together except for having found time team on yt a few weeks ago
#Ngl it's my other crutch rn#The combination of both crutches not making me functional but keeping me level#Thank dog there are so many seasons#Have changed my name on twt to Phil's jorts bc they give me joy
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An Incomplete List of 2024 Additions to the Merriam-Webster
bingo card noun … 2 slang : a list of possible, expected, or likely scenarios — usually used in the phrase on one's bingo card
bussin’ adjective, African American English slang : extremely good : excellent; especially : delicious, tasty
chef’s kiss noun : a gesture of satisfaction or approval made by kissing the fingertips of one hand and then spreading the fingers with an outward motion — often used interjectionally
cold open noun : a scene of a film or television episode that precedes the title sequence or opening credits and that typically takes place in medias res
cromulent adjective, informal + humorous : acceptable, satisfactory
doggo noun, slang : dog
doomscroll verb : to spend excessive time online scrolling (see scroll entry 2) through news or other content that makes one feel sad, anxious, angry, etc.
edgelord noun, slang : someone who makes wildly dark and exaggerated statements (as on an internet forum) with the intent of shocking others
jorts plural noun : shorts made of denim or jean : jean shorts
nerf verb 1 informal : to reduce the effectiveness of (something, such as a character, attribute, or weapon) in a video game; broadly : to make (something) less useful or effective 2 informal : to lightly bump (another car) in an automobile race
padawan noun, informal : a young person especially when regarded as naïve, inexperienced, etc.
rage quit verb : to suddenly stop participating or engaging in (something) in a fit of anger and frustration : to quit (something) in anger
rizz noun, slang : romantic appeal or charm
simp verb, informal : to show excessive devotion to or longing for someone or something
smashburger noun 1 : a hamburger patty that is pressed thin onto a heated pan or griddle at the start of cooking; also : a patty (as of beans or ground turkey) prepared similarly 2 : a sandwich featuring one or more such patties
#Words#Merriam-Webster#Dictionary#Linguistics#writing#Trivia time of year again everybody#Some of them are kinda late ngl
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I have got to be the most goth bitch in this strip mall optometrist
#i say while sitting here in jorts and a puppy dog print mask#i am wearing a Halloween shirt and reading Dracula on my phone though lol#ari screams into the void
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hazel drawing her friends
she doesn't draw leo's face bc she's drawn that same face before and its very weird for her but she'll draw faraway shots of him steering the ship like an 18th century sea captain
she drew festus too, asleep but still frightening
piper's self conscious about being drawn but hazel loves her and loves how she looks and spends a lot of time trying to capture what makes piper so magnetic
she herself is kind of self conscious about drawing reyna or annabeth but she draws them in each other's clothes - reyna in jorts, annabeth in a toga and cape - and they both think its funny as hell
hazel draws reyna's dogs too. they pose for her and everything.
obviously arion is her top model
she draws frank all the time and it makes him blush. she'll draw frank drinking juice and caption it "frank drinking juice"
she drew frank in a world war one uniform for childhood crush reasons but felt like something was missing so she drew him in a plane that was about to crash and ended up getting super invested in the plane detail so its a very dramatic drawing. frank was like "uuhhh why am i getting shot down?" and she was like "clearly you don't understand art???"
she draws nico and gives him better hair bc she's nice
she also gives him a cool vintage car in some pictures. or a vespa.
she won't do a self-portrait
she draws percy destroying the glacier, like if the son of neptune cover was drawn by a non-professional artist.
she had one drawing of jason based on the day that she met him at camp jupiter. it was not a good day for her bc she was newly resurrected and very scared. it is a very good technical drawing of jason, and he looks powerful and strong, but he has intense eyes with no expression behind them and there is a very unnerving feeling to the drawing itself.
to piper and leo it reminds them a little of when jason had amnesia, but this is a drawing of him before that, which is not quite accurate to how hazel perceived him or to how he really was. its probably hazel's best work but it makes her and everyone a little uncomfortable.
#i...have a lot of thoughts on hazel's first week at camp jupiter and her relationship with jason hence the last two points#i also have a lot of thoughts on frank and piper being her art muses#hazel levesque#piper mclean#leo valdez#frank zhang#percy jackson#annabeth chase#jason grace#nico di angelo#reyna avila ramirez arellano
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