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deadghosy · 3 months

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HAZBIN HOTEL X CAELUS! READER

prompt: you were found digging in their trash and they took you in

(I got covid😭 so me posting xreader will be kinda slow)

You were digging for some food ever since you fell from heaven because you kept fighting people over trash…I mean damn reader…

You fell with a blank look as you had a rotten banana in your mouth as you looked down to see pentagram city…so what did you do? You pulled out your fire sword and slash the ground to soften your fall which worked. You changed it to a bat for protection as you found a dumpster!

CHA-CHING✨ MORE TRASHHHH

You dig in the dumpster not hearing a person whistling. The person dropped the garbage bag shocked to see a….? Whatever you are digging in the dumpster. Your face was completely dirty as you lift it up to show you found a cool old watch.

Charlie didn’t know what to do. Are you homeless? Is what she thought as she takes you out the garbage as you blankly stare at her “•_•” “uhm sweetie are you okay?” “……” “not much of a talker huh…” you just stayed quiet as Charlie introduced herself and shook your hand bringing you to the hotel so you can have a place to stay.

I feel like you were a new angel and only stayed for like 1 month…(free trial ass shit…) and so when you didn’t act holy and proper. That’s why you mostly got kicked out

Vaggie will know you are an angel because of your angelic look and golden eyes as you just stand there minding your business. You tell her you fell because you fought over your treasure….your trash practically. So Vaggie tells you what happened to her and you hugged her making her feel safe about herself a bit.

You two have matching bracelets you made from an exercise Charlie did.

Okay I headcannon that Lucifer is already in the hotel living with his daughter. And he felt your presence and he would be like. “Fuck are you doing here”🤨 “I fought for my life.”

Vox one time put you on air with him because of your golden shining eyes….i think he was flirting with you as you ate some gift cookies he made for you…

Velvette tried to make you a model, but you kept wandering off somehow. Literally she got tired of you but never of your face as she at least posted you wearing some nice 2000 makeup

Carmilla had a gut feeling about you being an angel. She wanted to kill you but then you gave her a ring you found in a dumpster because you said she reminded you of your earth mother/parent. Yeah she wanted to adopt you

You help sir Pentious, or who you call penny for his project builds. You dig in dumpster’s, trash bins, and garbage dumps

Angel dust and you sometimes just be on your phones all the time which is obnoxious. But hey, I don’t make the rules. Being on your phone makes it seem like you don’t want to be talked to which is true.

Lucifer made you a duck as he notciced how lonely you are….(you don’t give a fuck, you only need trash as your friends) so Lucifer made you 20 ducks that are based on your favorite things or like idk just ducks

The egg boiz follow you around as you literally calling you the, “TRASH BOSS!” Not in a bad way more like in admiration as you give them stuff from the garbage.

Your golden eyes shining in the night scaring husk as he didn’t even see you in his hind sight. Like he is a cat, but he didn’t even see you?!

You and alastor’s both eat weird things, like he is a cannibal….and for you..either trash or just normal weird food combos

Alastor would definitely try to get you to eat cannibal meat, but to be honest you can tell the difference between human and regular meat. You always know.

Niffty is the kind of person who would give you a trash flower crown, kinda like how she made a crown for Alastor ✨🦆

I headcannon your angelic/demon form to be a raccoon 💀

You send dumbass memes in the hazbin hotel gc…

You are quite the feral person tbh, but who didn’t know when you literally fought people for your damn trash.

You definitely had bit Valentino once as Angel dust brought you to a club and you were digging in trash to find something cool. But Valentino found you adorable in the face and wanted to make you a sex worker. And what did you do when he tried to hurt Angel?

YOU BIT HIS FUCKIN HAND ALMOST OFF AS ANGEL WAS TRYING TO PULL YOU OFF😭

Yeah..you definitely had blood dripping from your mouth when Angel dragged you out of the club

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shewhoeatssand · 1 year

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WHY TG BOYS ARE SHIT BOYFRIENDS

I come up with the best topics for posts

Hide 🌞 : axe body spray, probably loves Kaneki more than you, has nicknamed your boobs, has also nicknamed Kaneki’s boobs

Shuu 💐 : introduces you to his entire extended family after less than a month, spams you if he hasn’t heard from you in a week, his house is so so big you will get lost in it very fast (not his fault but still annoying)

Suzuya 🔫 : thinks shoplifting 10 bags of candy is a good date idea, has killed someone in front of you and then desperately tried to explain why it was actually okay because the guy was wearing crocs

Marude 🏍 : refuses to use public transport after having his bike stolen, won’t stop talking about how much he misses his bike, yell-y

Shinohara 😊 : prints out minion memes and shows them to you

Nishiki 🦎 : is ginger, immediately wants to make out with you and have hot ghoul sex after eating a raw lung, easily irritated

Ayato (:re) 🤬 : doesn’t know what a period is and thinks you’re making it up, bullies people on roblox, can be so rude sometimes

Kaneki (pre aogiri) 🥺 : describes everything in incredible detail when he doesn’t like something, will make his best attempt to be talking to you all the time (even when you are pooping) and thinks you hate him if you ask to be left alone, scarily average dick

Kaneki (post aogiri) 🐙 : sleeps on top of you and makes you so sweaty, won’t shut up about fitness and getting stronger, wears a mask with a smile for hours at a time, probably ghosting you by this point tbh (there’s a lot wrong with him so I might make a separate post about why he sucks)

Yoshimura ☕️ : really wholesome, but can’t be dated because a) I’d assume you’re not a boomer b) can’t take hints and c) misses Ukina ;-;

Koma 👹 : he’s actually pretty great and very fun but he brags about how good his coffee is and also about anything else he can think of

Uta 🎭 : eats people’s eyes in front of you and says “it’s okay because they aren’t real, they’re halloween decorations!”, also ate a plastic spider to prove this to you, mind games, spooks you from behind the corner all the time and it gives you anxiety

Amon ✝️ : refuses to kiss with tongue or see you naked until marriage, takes up too much space on the bed, keeps doing long ass speeches about “doing what is right” after killing a guy with a wife and 3 kids

Shikorae 🫠 : doesn’t sit still long enough to have a conversation that makes any sense whatsoever, has so many issues to the point where idk if you’d even be able to befriend him unless it’s by feeding him coffee grounds

Takizawa (pre :re) 🥺: makes everything a competition, disney kid, insists that you have a glass of milk every day

Takizawa (post :re) 🦉: never sleeps, an actual cat, bites your hand, smelly, insists that you have a glass of milk every day

Urie 😶 : first name is “cookie”, punches a hole in the wall when he doesn’t get an award after a raid and someone else does, hides important stuff from you

Shirazu 🦈 : sooooo cool but he can’t spell so you have to edit all his emails for him

Naki 😎 : loud while playing fortnite battle royale, also screams while playing any horror games but insists he should keep playing them, his reading capabilities have the power to instantly kill a literature major

Hanbee 🎩 : unironically loves licorice, absurd fashion, also eats the licorice with a super fancy fork kept in a little fork bag he carries everywhere labeled “the licorice suitcase”

Tatara 🤯 : is always busy so you can’t spend much time together, one time a cat meowed at him and he meowed back in the most serious voice, penis is actually too big to fit inside 😔

Mutsuki 😇 (before the insane shit happened): you have to kill all the spiders, very clingy and has similar issues to pre-aogiri Kaneki, puts cinnamon on a lot of things that don’t really need cinnamon

Arima 🌨 : cold, you’ll never truly know about him, not very open, a general mystery to the point where you don’t even know if he’s actually your boyfriend

Haise 🐼 : BAD PUNS, insists that he spends every afternoon and evening with you instead of doing his work so he ends up doing it super late into the night and gets tired in the morning, too easy to manipulate and too eager to please (kind of an issue with all the Kanekis really), sometimes he talks to the wall or makes a sour face for no reason

~~~~ BONUS ~~~~

Yamori 🕺 : sadistic torturer (obvious part), his farts smell so incredibly bad that you have to evacuate the room while he wonders wtf is going on (not so obvious), unfixable

OS! Kaneki 😎 : walks around shirtless in winter, sometimes he doesn’t even wear pants, touches your boobs randomly and it gets old real fast

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boyswanna-be-her · 3 months

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I wish i could've camped for a couple days longer. We brought such good food and had everything we needed, if we'd only been able to afford to book the camp site for two more nights. (My friends bought the first nights for us all, but I didn't have the $70 + fees for more reservations.)

I made a shitload of food from scratch including tomato sauce, refried beans, sloppy joe lentils, a loaf of white sandwich bread, a loaf of seasoned Italian bread. Bfr made us corn and potato chowder and big oatmeal raisin cookies, both of which were phenomenal, as well as a batch of homemade cashew milk to bring along. On site we cooked scrambled eggs and leftover baked beans and corn grits, toasted pitas and tortillas, we shredded a big block of mild cheese and chopped the last of our cherry tomatoes from home to make burritos. I used my ancient aeropress to make us hot coffee each morning from a jar of fresh grounds from home. Everything we brought was so goddamn good, and everything we made on site was surprisingly good, except the grits which were undercooked.

We lounged around in hammocks and I read my trashy true crime paperback from the 90s, and the Junji Ito cat diary manga I got from an inter-library loan. None of us got drunk or trashed or felt like we needed to be on psychedelics in order to appreciate being outdoors. My friend asked me to be the best man in his November wedding and I was super surprised and said yes of course. I felt cherished by my friends and adored by my partner. Things were just so quiet and easy and pressure-free. Bfr and I had plenty of camping gear between us and didn't need to buy anything new. We were able to make most of what we brought to eat from what we already had on hand, and spent under $50 for the 3-day trip in terms of gasoline, firewood, and specially-bought food/entertainment/supplies.

It takes SO much planning to do things on an extreme budget, but it's also much easier to share the planning load between two people. I've been alone for long enough that I'd forgotten how much easier it is to set up a tent with help, how much easier it is to maintain a clean campsite, and break it down at the end without stress.

I'm trying to appreciate everything now that I think might be impossible later (due to climate change, my employment situation, my age and physical health etc). Idk what else my overall takeaway is--or if I even need to have a conclusion from this experience. It's all a part of the balance that is currently working for me and keeping me well, I guess.

#doomjazz #bfr #my only cure for nihilism is gratitude

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factual-fantasy · 1 year

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30 asks! :0000 Mostly Mario stuff :}

My hopes were dropped even lower tbh

Hot take, but I don’t like the personality they’ve given Peach. She just feels like a cookie cutter tough woman character that you see in like every movie now a days. It feels like they didn’t put any heart into her. They just made her a tough woman lead and called it a day. She’s more than that you guys common!

Peach is already full of personality, why change her? She’s sassy, she’s classy, she’s emotional, she’s unique. Why changer her? Why make her dress up in armor wielding an axe to go fight Bowser? That’s not what she’s like, If anything she’d strut out there in her dress and all to go fight Bowser.

Here’s an idea you guys, keep Peach the way she is in canon. Why? Because that’s the personality she’s had for years. It would also make her much more interesting in the movie. And get this! We already love canon Peach.

Aside from that. I wasn’t a fan of the whole go-cart thing, it felt out of place for what the rest of the trailer looked like. But idk maybe it makes sense in the movie. Jeez, there’s a lot about these trailers that I don’t like-

BUT, I can say that I LOVE what they seem to be doing with Mario and Luigi. Mario reaching out and grasping Luigi’s hand, that whole scene makes me think that we might get some brotherly moments between the bros. Which I am all for!

@theflamingflamingos

Like if you drew my version of Donkey Kong. Where he’s big and red with long fur, or drew the designs I made for Peach and Daisy’s dress’s, that wouldn’t be so cash money.

I wouldn’t be happy if someone drew fanart of something I designed basically. Which includes my Mario AU..

@dark-cynder49

The things I had in mind was if Mario and Luigi are in a public place, Mario would try to keep people from interacting with Luigi. Like, if someone tried to talk to them, Mario would step forward and do all the talking and answer questions on Luigi’s behalf.

If Luigi just needs some time away from all the noise. Mario will find a way to get him out of there, even if it means he needs to cause a scene to allow Luigi to escape unnoticed.

Sometimes though that doesn’t Work. Sometimes Luigi cant get away or his anxiety just keeps rising.. if that happens Mario will discreetly hold his hand, and squeeze it tightly. Just knowing that Mario is there usually keeps him calm enough that they can wait out the stressful situation and get away.

Now when they’re in private? Luigi’s anxiety is a lot easier to deal with.

Mario can openly hold Luigi’s hand and comfort him without any risk of judgmental stares. Mario can talk to him in what ever language he wants because no one can hear them. Usually Luigi just parks somewhere on like a couch or a bed, gets some water and they ride the out anxiety together.

Heh, and here Mario thinks he’s not the best brother he can be, smh.

@justapikachu1

Oh I’m sorry, buuuuuut Peach cant use Power-ups in this AU. So no cat Peach this time.. 😅

Also I don’t know anything about Cappy or his species, so he has not been added to my AU...

aaaaa, they cannot use Power-ups either! In my AU only humans can use powerups. Peach and Daisy are not human, and obviously neither are the Toads-

I think if the poison Mushroom was a thing, it wouldn’t be a Power-up or anything special. Just these bright toxic Mushrooms that make anyone who eat it very sick..

I have played none of those games, and thus am unfamiliar with the villains and did not add them to my AU..😅

SNIGF, U FOUND/LIKED SOME THINGS CUZ OF MEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAA

XD I love drawing sad brothers what can I say?

mmmmno, not really :/ I’m still trying to fix my FNAF AU and save my energy for those long comics.

I’m not familiar with that.. Power-up..? I didn’t know it existed and thus, didn’t add it to my AU..

I have some ideas in mind for those actually! Although they’re not super ironed out..

The Shy guys might be this spooky tribe in the woods somewhere. They don’t work for Bowser, they just kind’a do their own thing. And I imagined that they’d be cursed, or at the very least people fear them because of all the horrors and death that seem to follow them..

The chain chomps were supposed to be giant hunks of metal, that Kamek used his powers to cast a curse on. This curse brought them to life. The curse of hunger.

The Piranha plants are supposed to be just a rather dangerous species of plant that live all over the place. But Bowser feeds the ones that grow near his kingdom. Thus making them bigger.. and bigger... and bigger. Until their roots are strong enough that they can relocate themselves where ever they want..

Aw, thank you! :D

Also, my only tips is to use references of the real deal. Because I myself also struggle with the Koopalings/Bowser and have to heavily reference in order to get them to look right 😭

Uhg, that’s frustrating as always.

Report them if you can, comment that its stolen if you’d like, thanks for letting me know.

They are all Bowsers blood children in my AU. And they have no role in his army or anything like that.

My idea is that there is a hidden home/castle somewhere on Bowsers land that is guarded heavily by Blue shelled Para troopas. In this home is where his kids, Kamek and Kammy all reside. Where they are kept hidden and safe from anything or anyone that might try to harm them.

I don’t have any plans for them in this AU, although they do exist!

@fruitcakei

XDDD Norton is trying to protect you from the angst-

@the-cosmic-stars

I’m not familiar with any of the Mario Galaxy Power-ups.. But! Rosalina does exist in my AU! Although the story of her game does not take place. :(

I actually have some sketches in my folders of her that I should get around to drawing sometime.. 🤔

@aimless-aimz

Daisy and Peach think the Boos are little pests. They cant actually really hurt anyone, but they love to sneak into their kingdoms and scare their civilians. Super annoying 🙄

As for if you’re not scared of them, they might be offended or upset. In which King Boo well.. he doesn’t like people makin his Boos upsetti spaghetti

@caronaro123

XD If you tried to hug them or befriend them, I imagine King Boo would be suspicious of you and keep you at arms length. Or just trap you in a painting-

I imagine the Toads know of the Mega mushrooms and can tell them apart from regular trees.. but I doubt they would have a way to move the wild ones since they don’t have Yoshi’s anymore. So they probably have a garden of Mega Mushrooms somewhere in the kingdom just waiting to be tested on.

Buuuuut, they were saving those for another day. Assuming just by size alone, that they weren’t safe to test within Kingdom grounds.

That’s when Mario and Luigi would stumble upon one in the woods without knowing what it is and.. I think you know the rest XD

@wadofgum

Aw, thank you! Also yes! ✊ Another follower dragged into the Mario fandom by my works XDD

Some of the Boo might be offended to an extent. Like what, we’re not scary to you? Huh? Why aren't you scare of us??

But also some of them might be flustered or surprised. If someone came in and just gushed about how cool they were, they might be inclined to show off a bit. Maybe try to make even scarier faces to look cool.

All in all, I think they’d spare you, and let you leave the Mansion unharmed out of flattery.

hmmmmm not necessarily..

While yes he would have a fever, which would make them think this is just an illness..

Mario’s skin would also begin to burn and fry. Like a sunburn that keeps on burning and burning.. His hair would be singed and start falling out, he would light fire to anything he touches..

Yeah, I think they’d know <XD ...

@shinygazelle744

Ah, unfortunately Mario only gets his Tanooki abilities when he consumes the Tanooki leaf Power-up. And the form he gets is 100% the animal form. He cannot change it to be anything else.

Without the Power-up in his system, he’s just good ol Mario :/ he doesn’t get the privilege of having just the tail and ears at any point XD

(And also, if you spelled it right- yes and no. The real world animal, Tanuki, is how you spelled it. But for some reason Nintendo spelt the Power-up as “Tanooki”??)

Either they throw so many fire/ice balls that they eventually just, use up all the flowers power..

Or, they take a huge blow of physical damage, and the fire/ice flower consumes all of its remaining energy trying to protect them from the hit.

Yeah, it was pretty rough. There were two whole days where Mario was too cold to really do anything other then sleep. And even after he warmed up.. he was too exhausted to move, so he just kept sleeping.

As for the toads.. I think Toadsworth would have been pretty upset at the scientists. And he would tell them that they needed to pace their research better as to not overwork Mario.

He also probably wanted to be present for more of the testing. To insure their hero’s were being given proper treatment. You know, he wanted them to be treated like hero's who were graciously offering their bodies for scientific study. Not guinea pigs.

@milk-powrit

I don’t actually know anything about the paper Mario games.. and I didn't have intentions to bring any characters from the spin off games into the AU. Excluding well known spin off characters like Waluigi and Wario of course,

Basically, I don’t know anything about Mr L. And considering if from the paper Mario series.. he might not have a place in the AU..

I haven’t actually thought that part out yet. And I’m not sure I’ll ever find an explanation.. its as much of a mystery to me as it is to the characters I guess haha <XD ...

@kirbyparadise

Well thbnk you for sayinh kind things about me and my art which make me wanna make moraaaaa

@journey-of-aris

Aw! I’m so glad I inspired you! And these plush toys are awesome! Keep it up! :D

#my response #mario and luigi #super mario bros

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haowrld · 11 months

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cookie brownies — junhui x gn!reader

notes : fluff, one-sided crush, reader can’t cook, reader has a cat, ft.mingyu, profanity, confessions

an : aaa idk how i got 1000 words on this like wtf. anyway here's a jun story!! it's kinda rushed 😭 bcs i wanted to write smtg for his birthday (happy birthday junhui!!! 🐈 )

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“i wish i could help yn, but i’ve got some projects that i’m working on.” mingyu, who you are on a video call with, sighs as he lays down on his bed. “cookies or not, you don’t have to do something you’re not good at if you don’t want to.” mingyu said, “i know jun would still like whatever you make any day” he grinned.

you look at mingyu pouting, “but i want to make these cookies! it’s my way of telling him that i like him” you smile “i mean, if you want these cookies to be exactly what jun wants, just call up anyone who could cook, like shua, or dokyeom?” he suggested, “maybe even wonwoo could help you clean up with all the mess you made behind there.”.

you look behind your kitchen, flour has been spread to your kitchen as its box was left empty, and chocolate chips and milk has been spilled. there is a tray of cookies that were burnt. your cat jumps on the counter, sniffing at the mess that you have made as it looks at you disappointingly.

“i think i’ll be fine mingyu!” you said, looking over the oven, as you hear the beeping noise of the cookies that are done baking, you smell something burning. oh shit, “actually, nevermind! please call someone mingyu, please!” you immediately hang up on mingyu as you open the oven door, burnt cookies, again, your cat hisses at the smell as it jumps off the counter.

“ugh, another failed attempt…” you sigh putting all the burnt cookies in a plastic seal, at least you’ve got something to eat. picking up your phone, and you stare at your wallpaper; it was you and junhui taking a goofy picture at a photobooth together. you smile at the sight of jun making a weird face, he’s so adorable.

you thought about that moment on your phone, it was another day of hanging out with jun, though you felt something different with jun, you found him a little more prettier these days, and every little kind gesture and weird trinkets he give because he thinks you would like them, gosh, it was annoying your head, but you couldn’t help it, you had a crush on jun.

you shake the moment off your head and look at the mess that you have made. “you can do this, you can make the best cookies junnie has ever-“ you hear a knock on the door. “j-jun? what are you doing here!?” you open the door to find your pretty best friend holding a box of brownie mix, he lets himself in, your cat immediately goes to junhui, making him smile as he pets your cat.

getting up and setting the brownie mix near a table, he hugs you, letting you go, he gives you a sweet smile “hey, mingyu asked me to help you, he said it was about baking and i thought about your favorites, brownies!”. he smiles as he walks to the kitchen. your heart can’t take another one of his sweet gestures.

“well, let’s get started now!” jun said as he takes the box of brownie mix and holds your hand, your eyes widen as he looks at you with the cutest smile that you have ever seen as both of you go to the kitchen. “we’re making chocolate chip cookie brownies!”

“i honestly don’t know how we were able to clean up this easily..” you look at your now clean kitchen, surprised at how it used to be garbage for wasted ingredients a moment ago. thanks to jun and a little bit of elbow grease, you guys were able to begin making brownie cookies.

“let’s start with the ingredients, eggs, oil, and water” you help him take out some fresh carton of eggs, vegetable oil, and a cup of water. “great, now we just need some bowl and a whisk” he looks around the cupboard and brings out some extra ingredients plus two bowls, and an electric whisk.

“okay, where do we start first?” tapping on table, jun takes out the brownie mix and gives it to you, “i think you could start out something simple, this has some instructions…” jun turns the box and points the instructions, leaning close so that you’ll be able to know what he’s talking about. you shift awkwardly, moving away. “yep i think i get what you mean!” you smile, turning away as you look at the ingredients, you were screaming inside. he was so close!! holy shit, junnie is just so ahh!!! stay calm yn, you thought to yourself, cracking open an egg, just distract yourself and we will be able to finish these brownies!! wait no! don’t look at jun!

you slowly look at jun, who was already mixing the ingredients with the electric whisk, gosh! he’s pretty!! why did you look yn!? he’s so ughh! he turns to you and turns off the electric whisk, “need help? seems you’ve already got most of the ingredients right.” he takes the bowl and pours it on the greased pan.

“okay, now we just need to put the cookie dough in.” jun takes the cookie dough and places pieces of it on the brownie batter. you look at junhui as he was placing the pan in the oven. you thought about your burnt cookies, maybe jun would like it…? you decide that it wouldn’t hurt to try, maybe jun might like whatever you make.

“hey uh jun?” you tap on jun’s shoulder as he looks at you “yeah? what’s up?” jun asks “about the mess i made in the kitchen…?” you begin, “those burnt cookies,” jun tilts his head curiously, as you open your fridge to show the sealed burnt cookies to him, he looks at the cookies, then at you and smiles. “you made cookies for me?” he takes the bag and opens the seal, “i know it’s not good looking…but i wanted to make these for you because..” jun takes a bite of the cookie and the way he smiles at the taste, it didn’t matter if they were burnt, you made them for him and…

“i like you junhui!” the sounds of the oven indicated that the cookie brownies were done, but there was also another sound that jun had heard, his heartbeat. “yn..” he smiles before hugging you.

…it made him love you even more.

#🍙﹕written by mellow #jun x reader #jun x y/n #jun x you #junhui fic #seventeen junhui #seventeen x reader #seventeen imagines #seventeen fics #seventeen fluff #seventeen au #junhui fluff #junhui x reader #junhui x you #junhui x y/n #svt fanfic

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sappynapper · 2 years

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Self-care date hcs pt. 1: which lush products they get x dt

You take them shopping for stuff for a self-care date

i’m gonna do more parts about the rest of the date so stay tuned

cws: very slightly suggestive references but like barely, nothing just fluff

Dream

Bath bombs: Sex Bomb, Rose Jam

Two rose themed ones for the sappy romantic boy

one horny, one sweet, the duality of dream

Cleanser: Angels On Bare Skin

Dream picks all of his products based on vibes.

and he calls you angel as his number one prefered endearment. So it just makes sense to grab the one called ‘angel something something’

Facemask: BB Seawead

he is simply having a little percy jackson moment

likes the beach and the idea of seaweed being involved in the process so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

he was gonna pick Mask of Magnaminty bc it’s green but couldn’t figure out how to say it

Moisturiser: Dream Cream

he’s so...

ofc when he finds a moisturiser called ‘Dream Cream’ he insists you have to buy it

wheezing loud af in the damn lush store

making dumb dirty jokes about you and ‘dream cream’, laughing too hard to finish his sentences (thank god)

Bonus: Cucumber eye pads

if you guys are gonna do self-care you’re gonna DO it

wants to get the little cucumber things people have in spas in the movies and thats that

George

Bath bomb: Sleepy, Dragon’s Egg

Sleepy is all swirly colours shaped like a cloud and he just liked it ig, v relaxing smell

Dragon’s egg bc he’s a fantasy nerd at heart and it sounded fun to him

Cleanser: Sleepy Face

self-explanatory. It’s even shaped like a little sleeping face

he picks it up and copies the expression. “Look y/n, it’s me” :]

Facemask: Don’t Look At Me

idk how familiar you guys are with lush facemasks but when i say this shit is BRIGHT blue..

he opened it up to have a sniff and almost dropped it he was so surprised

“it’s so... blue!”

had to buy it

Moisturiser: Cosmetic Lad

“It’s me. Today, i’m the cosmetic lad” :] x2

Bonus: H’suan Wen Hua (Hair treatment)

you insist so you have an excuse to pull his hair while you apply it- who said that ??

Sapnap

Bath bombs: Sakura, Lucky Cat, Peachy

weeb

and a southern boy, but still a weeb

he can’t resist the blossom petals or the adorable lucky cat

but just like dream, he’s also cheeky, so he likes peachy too

giving you a barely subtle butt pat as he places it in the basket? maybe

Cleanser: Aloe Bamboo

weeb

no but fr, you pick it up like “it’s perfect for you, pandas!” and he almost falls to his knees in Lush

Facemask: Rosy Cheeks

you pick this out for him too bc he’s kinda lost and fittingly it makes him blush

Moisturiser: Vanishing Cream

the ever-present helpful lush employee recommends this one for sensitive skin

sap actually strikes up quite an in depth conversation about skincare ?

tells you he has “learned a lot” on the way home

it’s so gd cute how seriously he takes it

Bonus: Cookie Dough (Lip scrub)

he jokes about eating it and the assistant (ever-present!) informs you that it is in fact edible

straight in the basket

#mcyt x reader #dream x reader #georgenotfound x reader #sapnap x reader #dreamwastaken x reader #gnf x reader #mcyt fluff

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samiwife · 7 months

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I NEED SOME DATING HEADCANONS WITH ROBERT SMITH PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏

OMG, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK FOR HEADCANONS!!! THANKS 4 THE REQUEST

Headcanons and Preferences 𓆩⟡𓆪 (Ft: Robert Smith)

𓆩♡𓆪= Smut

ੈ✩‧₊˚= Fluff

⋆ ★= Angst

𓆩⟡𓆪 = Headcanons

Robert would wake you up in the morning by wrapping his arms around you. You'd be surprised by how messy his hair is.

Lipstick smudges EVERYWHERE

Would take your lipstick without asking

You hear him sing in the shower constantly

You would always steal his oversized sweaters

He would try to teach you guitar but you always fail

You'd be the one with lipstick stains on your face, clothes, and bed.

During sex, you pull on his hair HARD

He's very quiet during sex

Occasionally he whimpers your name, and you LOVE it

He would take you to his favorite writing spots

You would always order tea for him even tho he feels bad about it

Robert believes "a man should always pay"

Would be upset if you didn't eat a proper meal

Would always bring an extra piece of food just in case you got hungry

Would doubt himself in holding your hand

He loves praise and cuddling

Would watch old black and white movies with you

Would fall asleep at your place every time on dates.

Always chews bubblegum and would blow bubbles

Would stick his tongue out at you

Would randomly take 0.5-angle pictures

Would take random photos of you

He likes it when you play with his hair

He loves it when you sing or do anything music-related

Would get silently jealous when you talk to guy friends

When he's mad he gives you the silent treatment

Loves flowers and would try to plant them in the backyard

Would randomly talk to strangers on the street

He would take you to see musicals and plays he likes

He would randomly eat plain bread

He wears oversized shirts, jackets, and everything.

When the weather is cold he would wear scarfs and make you cookies

Sometimes late at night, he would read books with pictures

When he can't sleep, he lies next to you in bed playing with your hair

Would make silly faces at you

Would widen his eyes when looking at you far away

Write poems on small sticky notes and stick them around the place

When he's sick, he stays in bed surrounding himself in blankets and pillows. So he looks like an old lady.

He has VERY cold hands

He also has very veiny and pale hands

Doesn't go outside much besides writing and gardening

Hates going shopping at malls and grocery stores

Hates hot weather (thinks it ruins his makeup)

Would creep up behind you and give you hugs

Loves to rest his head on your shoulder

Asks for you to paint his nails

Would always rant about his hatred for Morrissey

Would sleep like a vampire (haha jk)

He's very weird but in a good way

Never smiles but when he does it's for you

Loves animals, especially cats

Doesn't know how to use chopsticks

For Halloween, instead of matching. He would dress in drag like wigs and makeup

He would say "oh la la" when you take your clothes off (HAHA I'M SORRY)

He would also say "oh no no" when he messes something up

Would unironically say "yippie" or "yay" when he accomplishes something

And lastly, he would be a sweetheart while dating you. He would buy flowers, candy, etc for you. Hold your hand, hug you, etc. He'll just be an all in all sweetheart.

WOAH okay, this is my first time making headcanons so idk how to end it? So, I hope you enjoyed this attempted headcanon? Anyway, THANKS 4 READING!!!

#fanfiction #headcanon #80s rock #80s music #robert smith the cure #robert smith #robert smith headcanons #the cure #the cure headcanons #the cure imagines #robert smith imagines

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torihakaraublog · 2 months

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Obey Me! Nightbringer "Poison Hunting & Candy Making!" Pop Quiz

!WARNING SPOILERS FOR EVENT!

I knew this was gonna be a good event when I saw it a Bel/Beel focused event! Idk why but they have all been bangers so far! Maybe the script writer is biased...maybe I'm biased...anyways...

Starting off the brothers recive an invitation by a noble type person to visit his town. We decide to make a trip out of it. Visiting manga backdrops irl and trying regional food sounds amazing! And we got to take a train! I love trains! (Tho I do get motion sick sometimes)

I think keeping it to a small group also really benefited the event. Two older brothers taking there younger brothers on a trip. Mammon defaults to 'younger brother behavior' if Lucifer is around, but always steps up when he's the oldest. I also find even Levi is very open to this trio emotionally dispite their bickering.

Candy making is such a nice touch instead of just buying candy. And they went a bit through the process! (Of this devildom candy - really candy making is a bit diffrent) Bel kept falling asleep lmao but was still sleep helping.

Omg hamster Beel!! Was a bit confused why 'poison herbs' was needed. Seemed kinda dangerous.

(Beel hamster runs away and Diavolo + Barbatos catch him) I agree this is a weird set up for a shop, but it kinda ends up being beneficial to plot flow.

This was so funny xD The appearance of a mimic! Feeding it berries that made it cold then sneeze is an interesting way to deal with it lmao didn't really understand the whole lake situation 😅

Ahhh this so soooo cute, he gave us a ring TwT I gotta remember to draw it on my mc later 🤧

When they decided to mix the random things we collected and hope for the best since all the herbs weren't found I was screaming. It shouldn't work that way! Then they mixed the ring gem in...whyyy how did that work?! I'm glad I got to keep the ring tho 😊

Yay cookie making again! Bel also made us cookies in one of the first Nightbringer (the chess one). Ending with a nice hug (kiss was also an option) and nap 💙🩵

THIS IS WHY WE DON'T EAT RANDOM MUSHROOMS. (Tho the twin hug was cute...) Enjoy how Beel solved his problem himself in the end 🤣 by eating the seeds and more candy. Also less Diavolo sacrifice yourself as a taste tester and become the cat boy of your dreams! Yass King!

Overall a very fun and lighthearted event 💜

Some art I made to compare this events cookies to the chess cookies.

My art style has changed quite a bit :0

'Food' mentioned in event (missed some)

blue rose crystals

hellfire malt enzymes

shadow rice/shadow rice porridge

countercurse candy

ice crystal leaves

blue berries

tail of a shadow salamander

wings of of a death mask bat

heart of a toxic chameleon

verdant brilliance (eatable??)

candy cookies

? mushroom

scorching sunflower seeds

#obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me spoilers #Obey me pop quiz

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missbunmuffin · 3 months

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Glass Joe and Eleanor stuff

I gave you pretty basic information about my stupid little punch out oc time to share about her relationship with Joe.

* Lots of cuddling. Getting into bed is one of their favorite parts of the day.

* Lots of stuffed animals on the bed because of Eleanor. Joes had to explain on multiple occasions they really aren’t his. He doesn’t mind as long as she’s happy.

* They would show pda more but they really don’t due to how socially anxious Eleanor is. Most they do is hold hands and sometimes kiss

* Lots of kisses at home though. Cheek kisses, nose kisses, forehead kisses, etc.

* They are the parents of Joes cat BonBon who is a white doll faced Persian cat(I think those are safe Persians but if not she’s a ragdoll. Shes not real ik but I don’t want to promote breeding cats just because they are cute) she loves her mommy and daddy so much and she can be a little gremlin. I could go on but this post isn’t about her

* They both try to comfort each other about the other’s insecurities like Eleanor’s small breasts, and Joes big nose.

* They don’t plan to have children mainly because Eleanor doesn’t want them and Joe doesn’t care as long as she’s happy.

* They both support each other in whatever even if they don’t understand it. Like Eleanor getting Joes sim pregnant in the sims 2 and them being parents to some alien child. Yeah Eleanor wants to be a parent but only to a cat and video game children.

* Also Eleanor’s into video games. Shes into harvest moon and she goes for whatever bachelor reminds the most of Joe because she kind of feels bad about dating a fictional but Joe doesn’t give a shit. Joe will join her in games if it’s a two player one sometimes

* They’re both clumsy dumbasses. I imagine them going ice skating or something and one of them falls and the other also falls when trying to get the other one up.

* I imagine Joe having two nieces because he has a sister who has kids and they often have to watch them because their mother just drops them off at the house with no warning. They both find it annoying especially since Eleanor is not really that good with children despite her having to help with her siblings as young as 10. Let alone children who are inappropriate and cuss.

* Eleanor is always feeding Joe pastries he probably shouldn’t be eating. He can’t really get himself to deny her offers because he can’t help himself to not eat them.

* Joes very protective of Eleanor because of how sensitive she is. I think if you’re not nice he’s probably not gonna be nice but if you’re mean to her he’s definitely not going to be nice. He ended up in the hospital one time because of this.

* Eleanor is also protective of Joe in her own way. She can get really defensive if someone says something about her man. Negative comments towards Joe can hurt her more than it hurts him.

* They have spa days all the time. Whether it be at home or they go to an actual spa it’s a good bonding time for them.

* They both love playing with each other’s hair.

* Sometimes they’ll both draw together. Idk it just seems cute.

That’s all I have for now ;-;

Have a cookie 🍪

#punch out #punch out oc #oc x canon #glass joe #they’re so silly #they’re both dumbasses #I know you’re probably thinking who the fuck is Eleanor right now

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gyumazing · 1 year

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TXT's REACTION WHEN YOU MESSAGE THEM "I FEEL TIRED"

(THEY'RE YOUR BROTHERS • Mostly about how they will cheer you up)

BEOMGYU

YOU: Hey, Oppa...

BEOMGYU: ?

YOU: I'm so tired.

YOU: I want to cry

BEOMGYU: Huh? Why?

BEOMGYU: What happened?

BEOMGYU: Is everything alright?

BEOMGYU: Y/N?

BEOMGYU: Y/N????

BEOMGYU: WHERE ARE YOU???

BEOMGYU: Y/N!! 😡😡

YOU: Calm down, old man.

BEOMGYU: the audacity

YOU: 🙄

BEOMGYU: What happened?

BEOMGYU: Speak, or forever hold your silence.

YOU: Why am I even taking to you

BEOMGYU: Idk either

BEOMGYU: jk

BEOMGYU: What is it?

YOU: 😐

BEOMGYU: Sorry for joking around.

BEOMGYU: What is it, really? What happened?

YOU: I've been very unproductive lately. I feel tired, drained, and confused.

BEOMGYU: *sends cat pictures*

YOU: Dude, seriously?

BEOMGYU: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY???

YOU: You're unbelievable...

BEOMGYU: Heyyyy

BEOMGYU: Sorry

BEOMGYU: I thought it would cheer you up ☹️

BEOMGYU: Like, I genuinely thought it would make you a feel little bit better. U lyk cats right??? ☹️☹️☹️

YOU: Nvm

YOU: I'm sorry too.

YOU: The cat made me smile a little...

BEOMGYU: That's good to hear.

BEOMGYU: Wanna go out?

YOU: Sure...

YOU: Your treat, right?

BEOMGYU: U r unbElievAble

YOU: Okay.

YOU: Your treat.

YOU: I'll be ready in 20 minutes

BEOMGYU: 👍🏼

+x+

SOOBIN

YOU: Soobs...

SOOBIN: Y/N...

YOU: I'm tired

SOOBIN: Me too...

YOU: Oppa, are you okay?

SOOBIN: Yeah 😎

YOU: Take the sunglasses off

SOOBIN: 😭

YOU: Naurrr

YOU: Cuz same ☹️

YOU: Is this sIbLing G0aL$?

SOOBIN: I guess?

SOOBIN: Anyways, what happened? What made you feel tired?

YOU: Idk actually. I am so unproductive lately. I feel so empty.

YOU: You?

SOOBIN: I feel so pressured to do good. I feel so pressured with all of my responsibilities as the leader.

SOOBIN: I feel tired too.

YOU: ☹️☹️

YOU: #SiblingGoals 💯💯

YOU: #MomWouldBeSoProud

YOU: Where are you?

SOOBIN: In my room

YOU: Wdym in your room? Here at home or in your dorm room at Seoul?

SOOBIN: I legit brought you chicken wings when I went home yesterday...

YOU: You're here at home?

SOOBIN:🤦🏻‍♂️

YOU:🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

SOOBIN: Where are you?

YOU: In my room...

YOU: Hello?

YOU: OPPA? ARE YOU THERE?

YOU: Where did you go?

SOOBIN: *Sends a pic of your room's door*

YOU: ?

SOOBIN: Go out

YOU: You're outside my room?

SOOBIN: No shit, Sherlock.

YOU: Y tho?

SOOBIN: go out

SOOBIN: Let's go snowboarding

+x+

TAEHYUN

YOU: Hey, Oppa. Are u at home?

TAEHYUN: Sorry late reply. What's up, Y/N?

TAEHYUN: Yeah. I'm at home.

YOU: You busy?

TAEHYUN: Not really. Why?

YOU: Can I vent?

TAEHYUN: YEAH?

YOU: I feel so tired lately. I want to cry.

TAEHYUN: Are you coming home today?

YOU: Can I?

TAEHYUN: Can you?

YOU: Yeah, I guess.

YOU: I only have one class tomorrow. Maybe I'll just skip it.

TAEHYUN: Okay. Let's talk about this over ice cream.

TAEHYUN: Mint chocolate, right?

YOU: YES 🤩🤩

YOU: But, we can eat cookies and cream instead if you want...

TAEHYUN: It's fine.

TAEHYUN: Where are you now exactly?

YOU: Outside school.

YOU: I'm waiting for the bus

YOU: It's so fucking cold.

TAEHYUN: Go to the nearest seven eleven

YOU: Istg

YOU: I don't have enough money left to buy you foods, Tyun.

TAEHYUN: Dummy

TAEHYUN: I'll fetch you there. Wait at the nearest seven eleven store and drink some latte.

TAEHYUN: I'll buy fries on the way.

TAEHYUN: What do you wanna eat?

YOU: YOU'RE REALLY GONNA DRIVE 3 HOURS JUST TO FETCH ME 😭

YOU: 😭😭

YOU: ❤️🤩❤️🤩❤️🤩❤️🤩❤️

YOU: YOU ARE NOT THE WORST SIBLING AFTER ALL

TAEHYUN: 👍🏼

YOU: 🤩

TAEHYUN: Where did you put your knitted sweater? Do you want me to bring that or the black denim one instead?

YOU: The knitted sweater please.

YOU: THANK UUUUUU ✨✨

+x+

YEOJUN

YOU: Oppa

YOU: I'm so tired. I want to cry.

YEONJUN: *sends a picture of a finished bowl of ramen, placed on top of a mountain, with a gorilla and platypus dancing beside it*

YEONJUN: *sends a close up pic of the gorilla and platypus where they looked eerily realistic, with hair, texture, and pores visible on their faces*

YEOJUN: That's sad.

YEOJUN: Are you okay, Princess?

YOU: *replying to the pic* The heck is that??????????

YOU: *replying to the pic* You know what? Sometimes, I feel like you are butt sending your replies.

YOU: Dear lord, cleanse my eyes.

YEONJUN: Oops, my bad.

YEONJUN: That was meant for Beomgyu

YOU: That doesn't make things any better????

YOU: Because, wtf are you guys even talking about????

YEONJUN: ☺️ stuffs...

YEONJUN: Anyways, back to your problem.

YEOJUN: Why?

YEONJUN: What happened?

YEOJUN: Why do you feel tired?

YEOJUN: Is it tired like you're back is aching or tired that you just want to fall asleep and float around the Pacific ocean?

YEOJUN: HELLO?

YEONJUN: Y/N

YEOJUN: Hello?

YOU: damn

YOU: I literally just forgot what I was sulking about

YOU: Fuck that ramen animal zoo dancing thingy

YEOJUN: More like 'thank you'

YEOJUN: You sound like a dying hyena btw

YOU: ?

YEONJUN: I can hear your laughter from here

YEOJUN: 🤯

YEOJUN: Didn't know that this pic could cure sadness.

YOU: WOW AMAZING

YEOJUN: Wanna eat ramen?

YOU: 😬

YOU: PASS

YEOJUN: Come on. The picture is not even that bad.

YEOJUN: How could you possibly be bothered by that?

YOU: 🙄

YEOJUN: Come on. My treat

YOU: Now we're talking

+x+

HUENING KAI

YOU: Oppa...

KAI: Y/N...

YOU: I'm tried.

YOU: *Trd

YOU: ***tird

YOU: **TIRD

YOU: Dammit. This keyboard sucks.

KAI: Are you okay?

KAI: Do you mean you're 'tired'?

YOU: THANK GOD YOU'RE SMART

YOU: This keyboard is stupid

KAI: What happened?

KAI: *calling*

YOU: *decline*

KAI: Why aren't you answering?

YOU: I'm in class

KAI: Then why are you using your phone????

YOU: Because I want to vent

YOU: Can I vent?

KAI: You can

KAI: I'm always here to listen ❤️

KAI: It's okay. Everything's going to be alright.

YOU: shoot

YOU: prof almost caught me using my phone

YOU: 😭

KAI: Let's just talk about this at home later

YOU: Wait, I thought you won't be home until Friday?

KAI: Yeah

KAI: But, I just asked our manager and he told me that I have a free sched tomorrow.

KAI: Let's watch a movie!

YOU: Yes!

YOU: Finally, something worth looking forward to.

YOU: I miss you so much, Oppa 😭😭

KAI: I miss u too.

+x+

Bye... This is so random. I wrote this at school this afternoon. Anyways, good luck to our research paper chapter one. I hope things will turn out good this sem.

#txt fluff #choi yeonjun #beomgyu #choi beomgyu #txt post #txt #tomorrow by together #soobin #yeonjun #taehyun #fanfic #kai #hueningkai #fluff #funny #txt moa #CG15writes - ⁠✿

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frankenjoly · 18 days

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👽 A headcanon about a weird quirk of there

💝 A headcanon about their love language

🫂 A friendship headcanon

🥇 A headcanon about what they’re best at

🍫 A headcanon about food

😶 A random headcanon!

[feel free to pick and choose if too much btww <3]

atsushi!!!! :D

👽 A headcanon about a weird quirk of them

being a tiger means a lot of cat-like habits, and one of those is licking his fur when half (or fully) transformed. he finds it oddly comforting.

💝 A headcanon about their love language

one thing he loves a lot is doing for others what he didn't have as a kid, so there's lots affirmation and care via words, treating them to food, physical affection when he's gotten closer... idk, i just think he has a lot of love to give and he will by all means available.

🫂 A friendship headcanon

he's very nice, but also the more closeness there is, the more playfully snarky he gets.

🥇 A headcanon about what they’re best at

hear me out, atsushi's an amazing cook. he already talks about making chazuke at the start of bsd, and when he has the means he makes a point to learn every recipe he can. including baking; his signature are cookies and cupcakes and he also learns to decorate them.

🍫 A headcanon about food

he's a tiger and he was malnourished, so he basically eats a lot + gains weight progressively after joining the ada. like pls, older atsushi who has a strongman build, he's chubby and also has a ton of muscle, he's a fucking tank even without transforming.

😶 A random headcanon!

after some time, he starts considering changing his haircut, but takes a while to fully come up with what he wants instead of his current one.

#ask answer #hc ask game #tyyy :3

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just-an-enby-lemon · 11 months

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Uuuh character thingy except I tried to put it into different categories

• I know u know this character

> Edward Nygma

> Carlos(from wtnv) idk his name

> Jonathan Crane

> Dirk Gently

• Blorbos from my show that I hope u don't know nothing about so u come with funny headcannons

> House (House MD)

> Jonathan Sims (TMA)

• Idfk what I'm writing anymore

> Cebolinha (yes from turma da mônica)

:3<

Okay let's go.

> Edward Nygma: He collects strategy boardgames. While it was Doctor Leland and later Oswald that tried to make an Arkham boardgame night he is both the one sugesting the games and (in Oswald's case cause there was not much he could do in Arkham) provinding it. He is also an insuferable player.

> Carlos: He learned embroidery from his granny and was really good at it. He mostly uses this talent to make beutifull paterns in his lab coats sleeves as a way to different his morning lab coat from his night lab coat from his fancy lab coat from his date labcoat from his sleep labcoat from his seductive labcoat (that has changed from seductive labcoat to the labcoat that seduces Cecil in specific) from his serius science labcoat to his just assisting the other guys in the lab today labcoat to his Esteban's PTA meetings labcoat from his secret labcoat and so goes on (he cannonically has a bunch of labcoats for different occasions and I love it for him). He does cute patches for Cecil and Esteban (he also did one for Aubregine, he never did for Khoshekh because like a proper cat he hated cute clothes) more rarely for his friends and since they adopted Steban he is learning to knit to make him a cute baby onesie of the uncomprehensive horrors.

> Jonathan Crane: When Jonathan worked on Gotham University he was a firm supporter of inclusion programs. He would never shame a student that was dedicated but simply didn't had the same tools as the others (be because they came from a school from a poor area with low govermental investiment or because they were neurodivergent or had to work all day and had no time to study or was facing personal problems stopping them from succed like an abusive househood or relationship or bullying or simply systemic discrimination) and would do all he could to help them. On the other hand priviledged students specially bullys always suffered in his classes and a lot of them became his text subjects.

> Dirk Gently: [blorbo it's been sooo long!!!] He is ace. I won't explain he just is. He also is nb and uses all pronouns. Todd knows neither of this things and tbh closested Todd likely doesn't even know what an nb person is until he Dirk and Farrah (and Amanda and Rowdy 3 and Bart and Mona) went to a protest against the rise of transphobic laws in the UK.

Now since the hc ended up being more about Todd I'll also say that Dirk loves sweets and eats the head of people/animal shaped things first so they die and won't be in pain. He also unfortunally eats the cookie first and preffers it from the white part when eating orios. Farrah rarely buys oreos because of that and when they have oreos she and Tood refuse to look at Dirk eating it. Also yeah I'm a firm defender of they lvie together at Todds house after they created their agency. I'm firmly divided between Dirk/Tood and Farrah/Tina or Dirk/Todd/Farrah as my ships for the show (besides Amanda/Rowdy3, best polycule).

• Blorbos

> House: He secretly loves gummy bears but he will never let people know because they might think he is soft and he is not. The only times HD eats gummys in front of the other doctors he slowly eats the members before the head so they will assume he has no feelings and let him be. And yes last time I saw this show was almost ten years ago this was a very blind hc.

> Jonathan Sims: Okay, this is a real blind hc because I want to listen to Magnus Archives (though I'm afraid I'll cry a lot) and won't risk spoilers. So this is a very simple one: he loves Animal Crossing and has the best island (but Nico every island is beutifull and what matters is the love the player has, nope, the best one is Jomathan, it has the horrors). Also my first instinct was to say he made all the other characthers in the Sims but that was a low pun.

• O Rei da "Lua"

> Cebolinha: He scams gringos to practice his infalible plan making talent. This six year old boy might never have succeeded in stealing a bunny plushie from the six year old girl with super strengh but he comited identity fraud and stoled a bunch of money. He is six so he has no idea how to convert or use the money but he has it. (Eu deixe em inglês pq eu acho mais engraçado do ponto de vista de alguém que não conhece o cebolinha).

#ask game #i'm super late but here it is #headcannon #hc #edward nygma #carlos the scientist #jonathan crane #riddler #Scarecrow #dirk gently #gregory house #jonathan sims #cebolinha #cebolinha was my favorite to make #eddie got a shorts one because i make riddler hcs all the time

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liaarxse · 9 months

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hii I saw your tokyo revengers character matching and got a little excited lol I hope this doesn't bother you or is too much or anything

Appearance - 5'7", semi muscular, geto posture (😭), fluffy curly hair with dark brown roots dyed blonde, multicolor cat eyes, always has a neutral expression of murder and I swear it's not their fault, they're just sleep deprived 😭 considered pretty attractive but they couldn't care less tbh

Personality- like, half and half. They appear and sound very very calm and neutral (or even intimidating), but their words and actions are always unpredictable. They're stubborn in a way that nothing in the world could budge them- except something ridiculous like a cookie 😭 they're cool and mature, but they're easily pleased in a way that's Childish. Basically they can fit any labels, and how they act just depends on who they're around- so like semi manipulative in the likeable way?? Idk. There for anyone, anytime. They're super strong n tough, the absolute idgaf type, but deep down they care too much. As tired as they seem, they're never without energy (hence the constant multitasking). They really just don't want to be a problem to anyone, but they're like draken or baji in the sense that they're never afraid to instinctively tell you what's on their mind to your face. Basically a tsundere mom friend with a past thatttt we don't talk about😭 they should give themself a break

Hobbies or likes- they never stop listening to music, enjoy hanging out with a lot of people, sweet little snacks, and hide their habits of drawing and writing. They're really just built around self expressionism and trying new things and having fun :) Their favorite thing to do is watch the sky but they never have time to. They may or may not have surprising anger issues they need to fix, but at least they're not getting angry at people? (Totally not something like pokemon games when an eevee runs away or something 😭)

Boy or girl doesn't matter, just not someone who canonically ends up with someone- or kisaki or hanma 😭

I hope this isn't too annoying, I hope you're having a great day!

I give you...

Souya Kawata

At first, i thought about Draken. On further notice, best sounded Rindou, but if you think about it, Souya.

Why?

You understand each other.

Bare with me. I'm not choosing Souya just because your appearance is pretty much the same, and you can complain how you hate dealing with your hair, but deeply because you'll connect.

I personally headcanon the Kawata twins having some sort of mental issue coming from early childhood.

Souya would be having rage issues. Not just anger, rage. He gathers it all up to a point where when someone hurts someone dear to him, he goes murder mode without hesitation taking away lifes.

Having anger issues, I don't believe you'd go straight up murder mode, but if you do spare my soul please

At first, you'd be just talking and all, like friends. Finding it amusing how you're both rocking a resting bitch face with a kind heart

After some time, the rest kicks in. When you're both comfortable enough and trust each other, you start telling some secrets. You shared your anger issues with Souya and gave him a half-ass explanation about it, not taking it too seriously. When Souya started talking about his rage, you know where this will lead.

Everyone says opposites attract, but for me, it's not always the case.

You balance each other with trust and shared mindset.

Souya takes you to gang meetings almost always, but you have to stay right by his side.

Also, on the opposite side of Nahoya. The bitch feral /jk

You quickly befriend the crew and the sweet Hina and Emma who ADORED you

After every meeting, Souya smuggles you away from the rest so you can watch the sky. Will it be midnight, evening, golden hour, or just a bland day. He knows you love watching the sky, so he pulls you to some special secluded place he chose himself for you to watch the sky. He gives you some snacks to eat while doing so. Sometimes you talk and sometimes you just stay in a comfortable silence, thankful you found each other.

In conclusion,

Love the person next to you regardless. No matter how they appear or the issues they have. Nobody is perfect. Everyone has problems.

Try fixing them instead of taking the easy way out. There is no easy way. It's just a form of mindset that leads you to a harder life. Don't be a pussy.

Be brave.

#tokyo revengers #x reader #tokyo revengers x reader #headcanon #souya kawata #tokyo revengers souya #matches #matching

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multifandombullshitbabes · 1 year

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yall remember that post that was abt a vampire trying to seduce an ace person n it didnt rly work cuz they dont feel sexual attraction?

well. it got me thinking. yknow how corinthian is always shown (at least with men) to sleep with them n then maybe take out their eyes? sometimes he just sleeps with them n thats it but they can become his victims.

idk if theres a reason for the ppl he chooses to kill (except for those killed out of convenience n shit like that, the ones we dont see much of in the series) but i'd like to think is because he finds their eyes particularly beautiful, in anyways possible.

so i have this OC, he's ace, and he has the most gorgeous brown eyes ever. like baby cow type of deal. its devastating right? and corinthian thinks so to. so he targets him, tries to seduce him to bed. n then my oc just goes "oh no thank you! i'm ace :) have a nice day, tho, love ur glasses!" and then he goes abt his life thinking nothings wrong ever.

except cori (thats my nickname for corinthian, if it wasnt clear) cant let it go. he loves those eyes, he wants to eat them. he wants to know that man's soul through his eyes n talking to him didnt help at all cuz he sounded so sweet, and its even better when they sound sweet.

so. cori has a stalker phase with this oc of mine (im sorry, i do not have a name. i might have a faceclaim and if yall want yall can choose a name for me but no promises) and while cori just thinks "this is just my next victim its fine", my oc's like "this handsome man is so weird, hes charming tho :)" n then invites cori to a date.

and cori's thinking his won his game of cat n mouse but then the date it at my oc's place, and its nice and warm, and he has the fluffiest brown cat, and theyre making cookies and watching scary movies together. and "suddenly" (we all know whats gonna happen) cori just... wants to postpone. he doesnt feel ready to kill him just yet yknow?.

n then months pass, they are basically dating, and then cori's gone. and my oc doesnt get it n is heartbroken. but um well. papa dream got mad at his son and had to unmake him or whatever so yknow.

to be continued >:)))

(face claim below!!!!!!!)

this is his body type if any of yall r wondering. hes at least a head shorter than cori, cuz im weak for height differences

#the sandman #sandman corinthian #the corinthian #the sandman netflix #come get yall headcanons #character x oc #hey look i posted a thing #corinthian x oc

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theferricfox · 2 years

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Hellooooo ❤ IDK if I should ask but... I will hehe.

At a market, what stall would Levi run/ what would he sell? Same question for Erwin and... Connie!

Also, if Levi volunteered at an animal shelter, what would he do? Walk dogs, clean cat cages, help people with adoption questions...?

And finally! What is Jeans go to breakfast most mornings?

Okay thats all for now ❤.

Eliza, these are great questions! It took me so long to think about the answers!!

At a market, what stall would Levi run/ what would he sell? Same question for Erwin and... Connie!

Levi runs a coffee truck shaped like an old train car and is called the Caffeine Caboose. He does not dress like a train conductor and scowls every time someone suggests he should. He secretly adds thirty cents every time someone mentions it. The truck is famous for tea even though it does also serve coffee. He makes the pastries for it, but he never admits it.

Erwin runs a honey stand. He has an apiary and loves planting different flowers around for the bees. He spends most of market days reading when it's slow, and his lavender honey is the most popular. He likes to tell stories about the times he got stung, especially the time he got half a hive under his shirt.

Connie's stall is a children's activities stand! He does face painting and balloon animals and gathers kids at the stand and gives them little instruments to play. Tiny tambourines, maracas, a teeny base drum; and he marches up and down the market with these kids in tow. He's playing a brightly painted ukulele and he makes up songs. The activities change week to week, and music day is the favourite!

Also, if Levi volunteered at an animal shelter, what would he do? Walk dogs, clean cat cages, help people with adoption questions...?

Levi has such a thing for strays, and he's basically there whenever he isn't working. He does whatever is needed on that day, no matter what it is, but he always asks what needs to be cleaned as soon as he arrives.

He'll take the more energetic dogs for runs at least once a week, but the day he spent time in a room with all the senior animals, he broke down and brought a bunch of them home. He now low key has a senior animals sanctuary.

And finally! What is Jeans go to breakfast most mornings?

Ah! I definitely imagine Jean being an eggs and toast kind of guy, and he goes through phases where he only cooks his eggs ONE WAY for months at a time (he went through a phase of only eating scrambled with cheese and mushrooms for four months and it was exhausting for everyone involved).

When he's too tired or strapped for time to cook a real breakfast, he eats a packet of breakfast cookies and gripes all morning about how hungry he is until someone tells him to just go to the dang vending machine already.

#levi ackerman #ask ferricfox anything #erwin smith #connie springer #jean kirschtien

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