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melladh · 1 year
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LOOK at this floofy girl chonk face
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She looks like a boy for her breed
She's actually verging on skinny
11/10
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sisaloofafump · 2 months
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I think about this quote everyday. You're right Arthur, they ARE best friends and it IS kind of adorable
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bisexualfbiagents · 6 months
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THE X FILES | Paper Clip (3.02)
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noodleblade · 2 months
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My friend, gimme ur thinks. I wanna know how you think Brainstorm would react if Percy actually flat out said he loves him.
He would explode.
No but for real, I think skepticism would overpower Brainstorm. There's a level of self-consciousness under all his egotism, and I like to think its quite vast. He'd be immediately in self-doubt, even if he knows rationally Perceptor isn't the type to lie, especially when its about his feelings. He can't help but think the worst and because he knows better than everyone, hearing anything different doesn't go over well.
Even if they've been in a relationship for years, there is still creeping self-doubt so being confronted with the blatant opposite would have him shrivel up. He'd deflect, he'd doubt, he may even run and hide because Perceptor certainly isn't going to allow Brainstorm to misinterpret him. Perceptor is nothing, if not clear, intentional and when he wants to be, persistent.
It's....a tense few days- maybe even a couple of weeks -before Brainstorm finally lets the information sink through the various layers of self-doubt.
After that, he's a mess. Giddy, impossibly annoying and smug, very smitten.
Then he realizes he'd acted like a complete dumbass for about a week and very uncool, unself-actualized, and like a complete loser in front of Perceptor.
And then he explodes.
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heckarum · 3 months
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mazzystar24 · 4 months
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If you guys know my blog by now you’ll know that I will latch onto random shows/movies like a leech and will sometimes connect them for funsies in my brain
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I still don’t know what bones/booths ship name is so ignore that but I’ve just (I’m on like last ep of season 2 ) started watching bones and I can’t stop with the buddie parallels in my brain
1. Ex soldier (Eddie for 911 and booth for bones)
2.with a complicated relationship with his ex
3. who at one point slept with her repeatedly after they’d broke up
4. who he also shares a kid with
5. Not confirmed in canon outright but definitely implied neurodivergent character (buck, who definitely has ADHD and Temperance Brennan who’s definitely autistic)
6. Neither of whom understand most pop culture references
7. Both of which are constantly given lectures by friends about how they run head first into danger
8. Both of which also know a lot of random facts (granted with bones it’s more purpose serving😭😭)
9. Also both were lied to by their parents their entire lives and said parents forced an older sibling who at the time was still only a child to promise not to tell them anything about this secret
10. Both have abandonment issues as a result of that
11. This parallel I pointed out before in their respective hospital scenes and them wishing it was them instead
12. Booth digging Bones out with his bare hands when she was buried alive and buck trying to dig Eddie out of the mud when he was buried alive
13. Both Bones and Buck having a love interest leave to travel the world
14. Both ships are like workplace romance, slightly enemies- mostly a spat- to friends to lovers (for one at least is canon), also the same vibes of both are coworkers and “partners” who act not how normal work partners or friends act (and get called on it by outsiders)
There are probably more but I’m tired and can’t think but yeah so many parallels and yet only one is canon😔 collecting this as evidence that if one side of buddie were female making the ship heterosexual then they’d have been canon ages ago
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remvamp · 4 months
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more fem cotag :3
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ambrose-mp4 · 2 days
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Whose last name are they taking if/when Dear and Lasko get married? Or would they do like a combination last name type deal?
Also for a little fun can you imagine Lasko trying to propose lol… that would be the most precious thing
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zannolin · 9 months
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(re-ish)watching ncis in 2023 is like came for the murder and crime solving, stayed for the absolutely unhinged tiva plotline
#zanna talks#ncis you beautiful mess of a show#like yeah it's blatantly nationalistic and Very post9/11 and us military propaganda#it likes to be misogynistic and xenophobic and try to play it as a joke#sometimes gibbs will do things that make me feel ill#and also it looooves praising cops and idolizing the maverick mentality and villifying defense lawyers#um point being it's got a lot of flaws and if i hadn't associated it with childhood nostalgia i'm not sure i could have made it far enough#in my rewatch to hit the point where it actually feels worth it past being a good distraction when i feel bad#like the point where you watch tony really start to grow and the plotlines get better and the relationships deepen etc#but man when it hits it hits#wild to watch it as an adult and realize actually the tiva stuff was there all along with effort put in and it wasnt just me making it up#75% of the time theyre just sniping at each other and being annoying coworkers but sometimes they give u a glimpse#not just of how good thye are as a dynamic but just the mcrt in general?#tony burning the letter from jeanne and trying to let go after realizing his team is like his family??#them being the ones to get ziva out of somalia and not her shitty bio dad and sticking up for her when she wants out???#them always believing in each other when they get framed ?? thanksgiving together??#coworkers as family is highly unrealistic in this day and age and maybe just in general but im willing to allow it bc man. they care.#sorry this got. away from me. what was i even talking about#ncis
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So I was checking to see if Mr Joey Batey has posted anything on insta (for no particular reason, it’s not like anything of note happened recently…) and I noticed something I find extremely funny. Now, I know that he definitely only made that account when he started the show and that it was probably specifically for Witcher-adjacent content. HOWEVER i do find it very entertaining that he still only follows 5 people…
And that he FORGOT TO FOLLOW MADELEINE????
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Sir, you’ve had that account since 2019?? Please figure out how to work Instagram???
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demoness-one · 4 months
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Im glad my coworkers arent internet savvy bc if they found me on here theyd know how bad i want to absolutely maul them and that might get awkward. Electricians are by far the hottest trade which is both a blessing and a curse
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melladh · 2 years
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... ... ... oh! dear
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tvrningout · 5 months
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good evening 👁️👁️
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spacemilkbag · 1 year
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one thing you need to know about me is that if there's a cat present in any kind of content I will 100% ignore everything else that's going on and focus on what the cat is doing
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ranger-kellyn · 14 hours
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love having a new ship to obsess over to stave off the mental breakdown 🤪
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nikadd · 5 days
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anybody else pent up with something more than usual today or is it just me
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