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caliumcyanide · 11 months
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Every time Dazai smiles in the entirety of the light novels (the official translations) Part 1.
Don't ask me why I did this. I wanted an excuse to read all them again, ok? I'm deathly afraid of the manga, but ln are my comfort space. With as much context as I can provide, behold the smiles and giggles of the one and only: Osamu Dazai.
Volume 1: "Osamu Dazai's entrance exam."
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Prologue:
“Wait. Seriously? Wow, thanks.” He smiles bashfully, even though there’s nothing to blush about.”
“Well then, I think it’s about time we end this so I can go buy that book. We just need to slow him down, right?” Dazai breaks into a smile.
Chapter I:
“Oh, Kunikida! Good morning! Take a look at this! It’s incredible!” I’m suddenly greeted by a grinning Dazai on the threshold.”
“Good afternoon.” A man smiles from ear to ear as he enters the room.”
“I really hope we can get along, Kunikida.” Our new hire gives me a toothy smile, perhaps oblivious of my internal apprehension.”
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“Ah-ha-ha. I kid. We’re going to investigate a haunted mansion, right?” His smiling face and casual demeanor cause me to scowl.
"He's a good kid" Dazai says with a grin as he looks up at the night sky.
“Thought so.” Dazai smiles, taking note of my expression.”
“You’re a real romanticist, you know that?” Dazai’s snickering comes out sounding like a sigh.”
Dazai’s sudden shrieking from up ahead causes my heart to skip a beat. He turns around, staring at me with his mouth opened wide. Then, after getting a good look at me, he slowly but surely begins to grin.
Chapter 2:
“Hey, don’t worry about it. I simply did what any gentleman would. Besides, I’m used to getting asked for things from people I’ve just met,” he replies with a smile.
“What a beautiful, misfortunate woman,” Dazai says with a smirk.
“Your treat?” Dazai asks, beaming with joy.”
Interlude:
“I mean, I’m not good at this electronic stuff.” He smiles faintly, his fingertips nimbly tapping the keyboard.
“…But I guess this isn’t something I can let others do.” He chuckles to himself in the dim car.
Chapter 3:
“So she’s available, Kunikida.” Dazai grins, gently elbowing me in the side.
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I look at Dazai at my side. He’s smiling gleefully.
“Heh-heh.” Dazai smirks.
“So, Mr. Spy, what do you want in return for this information?” Dazai chimes in with a chuckle.
“Yeah, right. I dunno about Kunikida here, but I’m just a bit more cynical than that,” he replies with a grin.
“Looks like I couldn’t fool you. Too bad it’s just an ordinary fountain pen.” Dazai cheerfully grins.
“Shoot me.” He grins mirthfully from ear to ear. There’s tranquility in his smile.
His peaceful smile never once wavers. “Shoot me,” he says.
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“I knew you would use that to shoot me, Kunikida.” Dazai grins, still on his back.”
Grinning, Dazai stands behind him with the bottle of liquor cracked in half in hand.
“…That hurt, y’know.” Dazai stands, and his lips curl upward—a fierce grin—as fresh blood drips down his cheek.”
“Wearing an unwavering smile, Dazai continues to close the distance.”
Afterword:
“DAZAI: “Hey, Atsushi. Just finishing up work for the day?” Dazai smiles cheerfully.
ATSUSHI: “D-did you…try to drown yourself again?” Atsushi makes a face.”
A total of 13 smiles, 9 grins, 2 smirks, 2 chuckles, 1 "beaming episode", and one snicker, that sounded like a sigh.
To be continued in the next one...
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carbonateds-oda · 3 months
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teen dazai hands chuuya the most obnoxiously decorated card w a weirdly ominous message written inside and gets super upset bc chuuya can’t figure out that it’s supposed to be a valentines day card
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kiksniko · 11 months
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braces!dazai strikes again ! chuuya has some realizations
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taxolotl · 8 months
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we could dance ?
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esmiara · 2 months
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Rainy and flowers seasons
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etrevil · 7 months
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Don't mind them, just showing off their partner in crime and marriage
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evilkaeya · 10 months
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teen skk find their wanted posters on the streets for the first time and won't stop taking selfies with it. They're so proud. It's a life achievement. 4 years later they still carry the same picture in their wallets. It's a good memory.
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chuuyafucks · 11 months
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"INTERESTING.." as if he isnt smiling through the jealous rage
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panda-janai · 4 months
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Face holding at 15
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Face holding at 22
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caelanglang · 1 year
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itadakimasu . gochisousamadesu .
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petitesmafia · 7 months
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hc i just think Dazai once swapped all the regular chairs in the pm meeting rooms to tall ones so when the execs met, Dazai watched in amusement as Chuuya struggled to sit (he had to do a little hop to get on and off the seat) and laughed at Chuuya's feet dangling bc he couldn't touch the floor
ofc Chuuya could've asked for a new chair BUT he's never one to hold up or interrupt a meeting for his own personal issue so he just deals with it...tho the second he locks eyes with Dazai and sees his (fake) innocent smile Chuuya just Knows it was him (he immediately starts plotting his own revenge)
Chuuya, looking a bit uncomfortable: Dazai, sweetly: Chuuya? is smth wrong? is the chair too...tall for you? all the execs turning to look at Chuuya: Chuuya, gritting his teeth: not at all. Dazai: just wanted to make sure <3
Dazai, trying not to laugh: oops! Chuuya would you mind picking up my pen next to your seat. i accidentally dropped it Dazai: if it's not too difficult of a trip getting down from your chair, ofc Chuuya: 💢💢💢 it's fine. i got it.
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Dazai, to me, has the vibes of a guy who has the most random knowledge n skills, but is useless at any basic life skill. He doesn't know how to drive but he can tell you about Maltese history. He can't cook to save his life but holy shit he can rollerskate. Just those sorta things.
But somehow they always become useful when the ADA is solving a case.
The ADA comes across a note in a script they don't recognise, dazai takes one look at it and is like "oh that's Asomtavruli, very old type of georgian script, here I'll try to translate it" but ask him how a washing machine works and he genuinely doesn't know.
It drives Kunikida insane btw. Like hes seen Dazai try to put out a oil fire with water or accidentally make mustard gas while cleaning, like he doesn't know those things but SOMEHOW HE CAN JUGGLE LIKE A PRO?? insane. It drives kunikida insane.
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carbonateds-oda · 1 month
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dazai having an off day and being quieter than usual when suddenly one of kunikidas pens rolls across the desks and bumps into dazai’s hand and transforms into a piece of paper that’s been folded into a heart
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kiksniko · 1 year
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dazai osamu. if you even care
last image referenced from this post !!
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kyouka-supremacy · 6 months
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Bsd is so funny because Akutagawa and Chuuya never interacted in canon and are probably barely aware of each other's existence and then there's anime promo art where they're constantly looking like they've been happily married for ten years
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tojisloft · 1 year
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why are u smiling at ur phone? mom im watching silly little edits of my fav silly men on the internet
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