RingoStarr: Man, this beautiful day is getting better and better we were at the Stella McCartney rollerskating party. What a time we had go get them, Paul, peace, and love.
The phrase “I’m right or I’ll eat my hat” or something like that
Vote for this or I’ll eat my hat.
Tinfoil:
it’s tasty
i used to eat it as a kid (i have pica) and that shit was so fun to eat. it's like if paper hurt even more to eat
it's got full marks on the sensory scale: sight is fun and shiny, smell is neutral, sound is crinkly, taste is fun and metallic, touch is fun and scrunchy, one of the materials ever
I have to thank @ghouljams in the way they do sorta OC pov's and have to 100% give them credit for how I've been able to write the Yandere Space Marines without making full blown OC's like I really want to.
It will go Brother x Darling maybe I'll turn this into a masterlist once I'm done
Dark Angels
Azazel x Mortal/Pet
This one will probably change as Azazel and his Darling were before I embraced the OC pov idea/got the ball rolling
Emperor's Children
Palion Hiss x Muse
Iron Warriors
Harram the Wallbreaker x Orichalcum or Ori for short
White Scars
TBD
Space Wolves
Captain Arkyn x Elskling (darling in norwegian)
The pack won't be mentioned here as Arkyn and them were before the OC darlings pov sort of thing but just there are 4 females, 2 males, and 1 gender neutral (referred in the story as they/them) darlings
Imperial Fists
TBD
Night Lords
Ghosk Sevyrarek x Rabbit
Blood Angels
Sirus Amah x Moonlight
Iron Hands
Vauth x Byte
World Eaters
Zul x Spaseniye (Salvation in Russian) or Brass Lady
Ultramarines
Tulio x Psychi/Psychoula (greek for Soul and the diminutive version of soul)
When you realize you never gave the darling a nickname
Death Guard
Solos Phorgur the Reaper x Lovie
Thousand Sons
TBA
Black Legion
TBA
Word Bearers
Jihias Kinreaver x Lamb
Salamanders
TBD
There will be two
Raven Guard
Sor Delyn, Kazi Delax, & Moremo Klaek x Dove
Alpha Legion
TBA
Black Templars
Brother Roland x Bäckerin
Carcaradons
Tyberos the Red Wake x Ophelia
Dishonorable mention
Mechanicus
91-Yrac x H3X (whom he calls sweetspark)
Hear me out, a darling with really, really bad eyesight. I have -6 in each eye, and let me tell you I can't see six inches in front of my face without my glasses on. I just imagine the Yandere using this to their advantage. Because without my glasses, I couldn't cook for myself. I couldn't drive. I certainly couldn't escape. I wouldn't be able to give a physical description of my captor beyond height and skin color. Without glasses, a Darling like me would be completely at their mercy. When they misbehave, they're subject to near blindness, and when they behave they get to see again. They lay in their cage at night, unaware of their darling in the shadows just a foot away from them. They tease their Darling by showing them the combination lock to their cage, but it's too far away to make out the numbers. When picking their outfits for the day, they obscure skimpier ones on pillows of a similar color, making them appear more robust than they truly are. Their poor helpless darling. Real Velma Dinkly "My glasses, my glasses! I can't see without my glasses" vibe.
yes yES YES!!!!!! ive got around -5 and its rapidly declining due to #genetics lmao and ive always thought id be screwed if i got kidnapped and lost my glasses
i think darling would get wrinkles early from all their squinting, regularly tripping on small things that seem to blend in with the floor, having to feel their way around if the room isnt insanely bright, trying every trick in the book to gain just a little bit more sight, having to hold things an inch away from their eye to actually read it and if they have astigmatism? double fucked. having to close one eye when trying to read something farther away (doesnt work), having to close the other when reading things up close (doesnt work, just an overall mess akejlfhrfhbl
poor thing, this only encourages their yandere to always be there, by their side, always helping when their darling needs it. even uses neon tape to define corners, chairs, furniture so darling can walk around without clipping their hip or shoulder on everything! itd be even funnier if yandere didnt rly understand their darlings poor eyesight, not understanding just how blurry everything is and asking stupid questions like "how many fingers am i holding up?" "why do you take ur glasses off when ur on ur phone?"(i always get headaches/cant focus if i wear my glasses while looking at a close screen) "how did you know what i was watching without your glasses on?" (COLORS also VOICES) "how did you know your wearing lingerie?!" (DARLING CAN STILL FEEL LACE AND LACK OF COVERAGE, DUMBASS!!)