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Found a great diagram paraphrased here. Prev anon pls study the differences.
Polygamy: having more than one husband or wife at once, strongly associated with some religions, only includes hetero relationships (woman with several husbands or, more commonly, man with several wives)
Polyamory: multiple relationships with the consent of all people involved, not associated with marriage, not associated with religion, may include straight and/or queer relationships
#i'm too queer to stand straight if anyone is wondering why i doodled myself with a broken back essentially#anyways so much info#that anon could look into it themselves but you guys be comin out to bring the info here damnn#take notes whoever you are#thank thank#have a good evening all from where i am#ask#anonymous#poly relationship
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MORE FIC SPOILERS HAHSDHIKS
TWS : HEAVY YANDERE THEMES, MURDER, BLOOD, GORE, KIDNAPPING
You should’ve known that you never really could escape them, no matter how hard you tried. You wanted to scream, shout, sob, beg, whine, yell, anything at all, but the gag in your mouth prevented any sound whatsoever.
Not like if it wasn’t there it’d change anything. The basement is still sound-proof either way. You just wish Fyodor put a second thought in cleaning it up, because it smelled horrid in there.
Probably because of the pile of rotting body parts in the corner, or the bloody, moss-covered walls.
…he probably did this on purpose, actually. It’s only a part of your punishment, for leaving your loving fathers, is what he might say.
The gag was leaving a literal bad taste on your tongue, and if you could see the chains on your wrists, you’d bet they were already bruising and scarring. It was too dark for that though.
That was all in the start, however.
>:3
-uhhh anon
JESUSDUIFSDZ
YOUR WRITING IS ALWAYS AMAZING OMFGGFCXGBDCZ
SOBS I FEEL SO BAD FOR READER
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What are your opinions on pastels (the medium) 🎤
I used to love them when i was younger but the sheer messiness of them makes me avoid them now 😭😭
but they are stunning and i love when other people use them!!
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sorry ive never engaged w homestuck at its core 😭😭 my s/o insisted shes an adult so i genuinely had no idea she was. a child.
Its ok! A lot of ppl assume they grew w the cast (they as in. The trolls that basically never came back) but no……dead at 13 and that was it for them unfortunately ://
P much why people are upset yk..they never got to live their lives or do anything of importance really
#asks#anon#to me it should be obvious that i draw them older its like a modern au but dont be weird about it is all im sayinnnn damnn#you can age up characters just dont be a freakkk😫😫#like#vriska is still 16 but people ignore this so much LOL#idk how gamzee is like 30 but also everyone else is 20+ idfk man!!!!!!
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h-hi... can you draw me QvQ
o-oh..y-you don't? its okay... * fake smiles *
its okay.. i-i know i am annoying...i'm sorry..
* tears falling through my cheeks *
b-bye..
* runs away while crying waiting for you to chase me *
* got hit by a truck *
* smiles softly and dies *
Veronica? V- veronica???
Noo veronica waitt I’ll draw you
* sobs uglyly *
veronicaaaa watch outttt
* crash sounds *
VERONICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* deep breath *
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* sobs more *
Don’t die while smiling like that at me veronicaaaaa pleasseeee 😭😭😭😭😭
* jumps into another truck and dies*
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you misspelled steal as steel in ur pinned post
dude that is mad embarazzinggg, thanks for pointing that outttt 🙏
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He can play with them and then I'll clean up his messes for him if he doesn't do it himself
-Sanzu
......he kills the girls too?! Wow....but....but...does he do that to every single one?
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I see quite a few people wish gil a happy birthday on 5th April but I'm unsure if it's his canon birthday. Is it?
Hi anon!! Thank you for the ask! Truth be told, I am also very confused by Gilgamesh's birthday dates. Lemme google to see something
Oh WHOA! I never knew that, his birthday is indeed April 5th!
Tbh every year I either miss Gilgamesh's birthday :( or get it confused with Tomokazu Seki's and the August Gilgamesh festival
Thanks for the ask, anon!
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stans gang and late night skinny dipping eith their s/o
skinny dipping with stans group
an,DAMNN OKAY ANON I SEE U 😝🤞 this is such an interesting one. SLIGHTEST nsfw so theyre all 18
kenny
you and him were having a sleepover, he's just there to accompany you since your parents are out of town and your an only child so it gets scary.
kenny has had this idea for a long time actually,everytime he comes over he suggests you two skinny dip tgt but you always refuse
not that you don't want to, he asks when the sun is blaring at you and during people are just walking by and greeting you like cmon, and also your parents can clearly see you if you two go skinny dip like um???
anyways, you two were watching a movie and it was getting boring, you looked out to your backyard to see your pool, you thought it was a good time "ken, you know how you always ask to skinny dip tgt?"
his clothes are off by the time you finish that sentence. he has been ready ever since the day he saw you had a pool.
he's already in the pool waiting for you. your just there like 🧍 "come in babe" you stood there taking off your clothes while he stared from the pool "damn think i need to be handcuffed somewhere this time" smirking at you.
the pool was cols.the pool wasn't that deep, it reached your shoulder meanwhile it reached just the lowerhalf of kenny. since it was cold kenny would make jokes like "its really cold, dont you wanna warm you sweet boyfriend?" or "you love me right? im really cold rn.."
his hands are everywhere, from you waist to your ass to your hands then your shoulders, he is dora the explorer
tbh you two don't know what to do in there, i mean.. theres only one thing to do when your naked tgt...and uh you weren't up for that
when you have your back turned on him he would definitely press himself against you "tryna do something tonight?" he hugs you from behind and lays his head on your shoulder
"maybe not in the pool ken" you smiled "IN THE BED THEN???" you just kept smiling escaping his grasp around you and getting out of the pool with a towel around you "come meet me there" you winked. he is already there before you know it, skinny dipping with kenny is a one way ticket to not be able to move for two days
stan
tbh skinny dipping was your idea, you were bored and you come across a tiktok abt it and was intrigued.
"no." he has his arms cross and stern look, "PLEASEEEEE, your no fun stan please please" you did your best puppy eyes and hands clasp together looking up to him.
he wants to 100%, but he's scared someone's gonna walk by and see you two literally naked. you were so persistent and he couldn't deny you.
he looked at the time and at this time almost everyone in south park, except for you two are sleeping. he agrees and you burst a huge smile taking of your shirt and pants leaving you in your bra and underwear walking to the pool.
"w-wait y/n!" bro is stuttering blushing fluttering embarrassed flushed. i mean its not the first time he's seen you naked but usually you two make out with your eyes closed so he never really admired your whole body.
you jump in the pool, taking off your undergarments in the pool and throwing it, he sighs taking off everything except for his boxers.
the pool water reached just about above your boobs, i mean you could still see them but the water covers some. "stan take off your boxers" he's avoiding eye contact. "fine I'll do it" "WAIT NO" and like that he's naked now.
he is so embarrassed like damn with you naked he's already shy enough. your pool had stairs, it was a 3 step stair. stan was on the 2nd step slouching and man spreading, he's just watching you enjoying the water, you were cute he thought.
but its no fun when he's doing nothing, slowly approaching him the water slowly submerging from your body. your body revealing itself making even more shy, he doesn't notice it but he's smirking while eyeing you. stan had to held back the urge to vomit.
your body was wet, not too wet but wet. your hair tied up hut some strands wet from taking off his boxers earlier. sitting on his lap with one hand on his shoulder and the other on his cheek reaching in for a kiss, but just as your two lips was suppose to meet you pulled away and winking then getting up from the pool drying yourself and wrapping a towel around you.
he scoffs while smirking at the stunt you pulled. no way hes going to let you go like that, he immediately gets up and pulled your arm and pulling you into a kiss causing the towel to fall down. lets just say you two had one hell of a night
kyle
idk about you but i think Kyle's the first to bring it up, he would bring it up once but then forget about it months later
you remembered and suggested it again, he was like okay boo whatever u say. ur abt to take off your underwear and bra and he justs screams at you to stop "WAIT! do it in the pool" "what why" you don't question it any further and get in taking it off in there.
he says he doesnt want anyone seeing you but its 2 am who wants to walk by and peek through the fence?? "what if your neighbors see you, he has windows yk" "his curtains are close and the person in the room is 3 year old boy" "still."
he would stand REALLY close to tou, he covering you as if the kid isnt asleep 5 hours ago. he is full on staring at you, no shame just looking at you up and down.
he's seen you naked before but somehow you naked underwater is just so much better, he then realises hes been staring too long and is begging you to not swim underwater bc rn mans is having a boner 🤞
you two get straight to the point ,theres no teasing no nothing you two are doing it in the pool no need to the go in the bedroom, he kisses you as an accident but a kiss turned into a makeout session then uh yeah....
you'd have to physically pull out yourself bc you know this shit gon last until morning and youre not trying to have a fever.
cartman
when you mentioned it he refuses straight away "no thats gay" even if you beg with your life he wouldn't agree. you'd have to ask three days in advance.
he'll eventually give in, it took alot od brining though. he def takes off his boxers underwater hes too shy, he doesn't admit to it though
and tbh he doesn't regret agreeing to this bc your body being wet like that was paradise for him, you look so hot and so carefree he is not taking his eyes off of you.
he realises it and get moody bc he loves it and doesn't wanna admit. he would splash water at you so he can fuck up your hair, you told him earlier you didn't wanna dive in bc you didnt want your hair to be wet so he makes sure your hair is wet
you'd tease him alot, touching him from behind, kissing his neck, his lips, he loves it sm but he acts as if he hates it like bro its obvious.
the night ended with bed creaks from your room, if you know what o mean
#south park#south park x y/n#kenny mccormick#south park x you#kenny mccormick x reader#south park x reader#sp kenny#sp kenny mccormick#kyle broflovski#kyle broflovski x reader#sp kyle broflovski#sp kyle#south park stan#sp stan marsh#sp stan#stan marsh x reader#stan marsh#eric x reader#eric cartman x reader#sp eric cartman#sp eric#eric cartman
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what would nurse ann and x virus look like in your fantasy au 👀???
I can totally see x virus being some kind of plague doctor, spooky bird mask included
Ann maybe some kind of healer that was brought back by a necromancer???
Just spewing silly ideas :3c
Anon ur actually the smartest person i know. Plague doctor Cody and necromanced ann… SO SMART SO. DAMNN. SMMART
#creepypasta#creepypasta fanart#sweetart#creepypasta art#x virus#xvirus#x-virus#nurse Ann#cody creepypasta#asks#fantasy au
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Can you do "ZB1 legal line reaction to accidentaly being called daddy by their s/o" ?
Hiii <33
- 🍕 anon here ❤️
And I have been such a slut for your works these days,damnn!!!🧎🏻♀️
SJDHFNFJ 🍕 ANONIE THANK YOU!! I'll make sure to post more so you can be a bigger slut ^^
ANYWAYS
ZB1 REACTION: Accidentally being called daddy by their s/o
Jiwoong would just chuckle when he hears you call him daddy, as he fucks into your cunt, grabing onto your hips as he thrusts in harder, all while saying "daddy makes you feel good, yea baby?" watching as you struggle to respond and only moan from the pleasure
Zhang Hao would look at you as you called him that while he's fingering you, he'd bite his lower lip and speed up, smirking at how you start to whine, he'd say "is my princess starting to get weak?" "Just keep moaning daddy's name ok?" He'd be so flustered yet so proud of you calling him daddy
Hanbin absolutely loses his shit when he hears you calling him that, your face looking completely fucked out and stained with tears as you moaned out "please more daddy", he'd just smirk proudly and thrust more into your hole, leaning down to whisper "does daddy make you feel good baby?" as the only thing you could do was nod and moan
Matthew would smirk proudly as he fucks into you from behind, grabbing on your hips as he speeds up the pace he's thrusting, all while saying "such a good slut for daddy hm?" making you moan loudly and clench around his cock
Taerae would also lose his shit just like Hanbin, but instead he's eating you out as you tug on his hair and moan out "daddy...feels good" without even realizing, he just groans against your clit as he fucks his tongue faster, making you become a moaning mess
Ricky would get flustered when he hears you call him daddy, he'd just hide his face at the crook of your neck and groan loudly as he thrusts into your hole, making you moan as he whispers "does daddy's doll feel good?" he'd make sure to call himself daddy every time, it triggered something in him and it cannot be undone
#zb1 hard hours#zb1 smut#🍕 anon#jiwoong smut#zhang hao smut#hanbin smut#matthew smut#taerae smut#ricky smut
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neuvillette thirsts? oh those are second nature to me now. my brain is pickled. i am down horrendous. anyway-
imagine him being fascinated by your body and habits and practices related to it, both as things humans do and things you do. he loves to touch you gently while helping you put on any skincare products. if you have piercings, he initially doesn't understand why one would decorate themself in such a way, but finds himself inexplicably drawn to the idea. and in the bedroom you make sure to show him as many tricks and toys devised to wring out more pleasure as you can.
(this was more vibes and less thirst i guess but I can do that too. just you wait)
WHWEWWWW LORDD THIS MADE ME FEEL SOME TYPA WAYYY
ur so right anon. also this is fem reader so I’m sorry if you didn’t expect that anon ☹️
this kind of leads towards my smut fic but he would be such a soft dom and no one can change my mind. he would be the type to take his time with you and touch you slowly and sensually, wanting to take his time with you and savour you.
RAGHH HE DEF KISSES UR INSECURITIES AND LOVES KISSING UUU LIKE ON UR NECK, COLLARBONE, CHEEKS AND LIPS, YOUR HIP AND STOMACH YOUR INNER THIGHS EVERYWHERE GOD DAMNN
and he is SO soft and gentle with his kisses too, even after overstimulating the shit out of your poor pussy he makes sure to occasionally plant gentle kisses onto your clit of your folds.
i got so much write but I gotta write other stuff so maybe I can elaborate on this later in my fic ❤️
I am neuvillette’s number one fan and lover and wife and childhood friend and pet.
#—✧ · . anon#genshin impact x reader#WHEWWW#—✧ · . fandom: genshin impact#neuvillette x reader#I LIBE THIS MAN JELL
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gabi's 200 darlings! (summer's version)
202 of my beautiful people here. You have no idea. This blog started as my little digital diary, where I could talk about my thoughts and interests. Then writing started, and I met so so many beautiful people here. I love you all so much! Let's enjoy summer 🌺
this celebration is now closed! from june 20 to july 7!
before we start the season...
This event is open to everyone!! Moots, followers, strangers, lovers, friends, anons... You're all welcome!
Only one event per ask please! But the number of asks you can send in is how many you want :)
Some events are for moots only, so please respect that!
Lastly, before we begin, go drink some water, eat and take your medicine if you have to. I love you <3
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#gabi's 200 darlings!#200 celebration <3#harry potter x reader#remus lupin x reader#nikolai lantsov x reader#kaz brekker x reader#eddie diaz x reader#evan buckley x reader#charles leclerc x reader#lewis hamilton x reader#peeta mellark x reader#finnick odair x reader#bradley bradsaw x reader#jake seresin x reader#jack hughes x reader#jamie drysdale x reader#laurie x reader#legolas x reader
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I have a rather filthy ask abt obi wan 🤭 could you write something about how obi wan is secretly pining for you and one day you catch him 🤫🍆✊️?
DAMNN ANON i don’t write full fics but i can talk about this for sure:
so you guys are friends well enough that you’re comfortable just showing up in each others quarters
as his feelings grow, hs tries to distance himself from you since he knows it’s not the jedi way™
in order to get to the bottom of the situation, you go to his quarters to talk to him, and that’s when you catch him getting off
he’s got his hand around his cock and he’s pumping softly and really into the moment, but the second he sees you he’s straightening up and stuffing his cock back into his pants
clearing his throat and silently pleading with you to not mention what you just saw
“did you need anything, y/n?”
and should you go up to him and kiss him, which by the natural order of things will lead to fucking him, he’s not gonna say anything.
#jade whores abt obi wan#star wars#obi wan kenobi#obi wan kenobi smut#obi wan kenobi x reader#obi wan smut#obi wan x reader#jade answers#anon
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Hiiii tlou anon here!! Your works are sooo good and since u asked for Tlou suggestions, I was wondering if you could do a fic where Tommy and Ellie are talking and Tommy reveals that Joel’s ticklish. Which leads to Ellie trying it out of course, and Joel getting revenge on the both of them for messing with him! I look forward to seeing what you’ll write and I’ll probably end up giving you more suggestions in the future. :) -tlou anon
hi anon! this is such a good suggestion, im so glad tlou has brought me back in the mood to write, definitely send more if you have em! Also I backed off on lee!tommy a bit but I hope u still enjoy🫶
word count: uhhh kinda long
❗️tw: shoot/killing a deer, slight mention of blood
also all Joel and Ellie pairings in any of my fics are in a parental/child relationship anything else is gross so pls don’t think I ever mean to cross that boundary. ok thx
Not so Funny Now
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“Damnn El” Tommy blew out an impressed sigh as he looked over in proud amazement at the girl posted with her barrel rested on the tree trunk beside him.
“I guess my brother is good for something, he taught you howda’ shoot like a bat outta hell”
Ellie smirked as she stood up and rested the rifle on her shoulder, almost knocking herself over in the process, but she seemed to play it off successfully. They were both watching the deer Ellie had shot about 20 yards in front of them struggle to regain it’s footing, after all, she had shot it square in it’s neck, so it was only a matter of time before it was down for the count. Lucky for them, the deer only managed to make it a few more yards before not so gracefully plumping back into the snow.
Ellie had found some of her time in Jackson to be restless, as she hadn’t quite found anyone her age that she clicked with quite yet. Tommy especially picked up on this restless energy due to numerous nights of listening to Joel’s complaints about “Too many godamn questions”. So, Tommy thought inviting her on some of the hunting trips would help her blow off some steam, and more importantly, tire her out. Although, he was especially fond of days like today, where the rest of the crew was too busy off with the cattle and stable duties, so he and Ellie had the day left to themselves.
The pair had made their way over to the deer as Tommy began sizing up their catch.
“A buck Ellie not too shabby” He gestured to the pedicles on top of the deer’s head.
“Hey, what can I say, I’m a natural” Ellie had a sarcastic tone as she awkwardly threw up one of her hands while the other stayed securely on the rifle. It was only her 6th or 7th trip out here but she learned to pull her weight, although she couldn’t help but hide a smug smile as she realized this was the biggest deer she’d ever shot.
“No seriously, you gotta great shot kid”
“Awh quit fawnin’ over me Tommy” Ellie held her breath as Tommy paused and slowly looked up at her, to her surprise, he bursted out a chuckled laugh in response to her pun before even she could. He shook his head and looked back to the buck.
“You duhumass help me pull”
Ellie let some of her own laughter escape as she walked towards and placed her hand around an antler while Tommy grabbed the other. They both began dragging it through the snow, leaving a trail of dirt and blood behind them.
“Hey you know what a deers favorite bread is right?” Ellie had her eyes down at the snow in front of her, slightly out of breath from the trek they were making back to the horses.
Tommy smiled as he continued to entertain her gimmicks “Now what might that be?”
“Dude, it’s Sour doe, duh”
While less caught off guard, Tommy still found himself breathing out a few chuckles in response to the teenager’s terrible puns. Ellie of course had a huge grin plastered across her face, this wasn’t the audience she was typically used to.
“What, so you’ve got these memorized?”
“Nah these are my own, but I have plenty memorized from the book if that’s what your looking for.”
The pair dropped the buck as they had finally made it back to their horses. Tommy began preparing one of the horses to carry the load from the day.
“Ah is this that famous joke book i’ve heard so much about?”
“Whatt Joel mentioned the book to you?” Ellie still slightly out of breath looked up from the snow. She knew Joel cared about her, but there were very few days he actually enjoyed the joke book coming out of her pack.
“Just a few times” Tommy smiled with his back to Ellie. He was extremely caught off guard a few weeks ago when Joel had repeated one of the jokes Ellie had told him earlier in the day, he didn’t think he knew how to joke like that anymore.
“Did he also mention he fucking hates joy because I can barely get him to crack with it”
“What he wouldn’t laugh?”
“Barely”
“Yeahh that sounds like my brother”
Tommy gesture for Ellie to help him in loading the buck up onto the horse. They struggled getting it off the ground due to its size, but finally got it up and secured it before they both hopped on to the other horse they brought with them. Tommy gave Ellie the reins of the other horse to lead from the seat behind him and they began their trek back into town.
“ Was he always like that? ya know, all ‘ugh im joel, im tough and grumpy and i hate laughter’” Ellie had he arms flexed inward as she lowered her voice to imitate Joel.
“U-Uh he’s kinda been that way since i can remember kid, although Sarah was one to remind me of how ticklish the bastard is”
Tommy didn’t seem to bat an eye at the statement he just uttered, while Ellie sat in shock behind him.
“W-what did you say?” an astonished grin stayed on her face, this was the best yet most unexpected piece of news she could have asked for. If that asshole won’t laugh at her jokes, she’d just have to find other ways to make him laugh.
“Huh? Oh yeah Joel’s terrible, if he wasn’t so goddamn strong i’d torture em’ everyday just to see the old fucker squirm.” Tommy chuckled as memories of him and his older brother during childhood flooded in n out of his memory.
He then turned around to see a plotting expression on Ellie’s face.
“Hey if your thinkin what I think your thinkin, leave me out of it, heaven forbid he found out I told you”
“Hmm fair enough” Ellie replied and seemed to let it go as her and Tommy mostly sat in silence for the rest of the ride back, but despite his warnings, she couldn’t help but imagine his older brother in stitches, and strength be dammed she was eager to make the old man laugh, any way she could.
With a week an a half gone by, Ellie had practically forgotten her whole plans to make Joel laugh. Between hunting trips, chores around the stables, and helping out Maria, there was no real time for her to even think about it. But, it happen to be a rare lazy Sunday for both her and Joel, with neither of the having duties to attend to today. Although in the Miller house, there was no such thing as a “lazy day”, as Joel found himself up underneath the kitchen sink while Ellie, of course, found herself perpetually bothering him.
“So what is it your trying to do?”
Joel sighed, “ For the 4th time kid, the pipe is leakin’ and I can’t figure out why it ain’t workin’ when I fixed this shit 2 weeks ago.” Joel let out a frustrated grunt as he attempted to turn a wrench on the pipe letting out a perpetual drip every few seconds. Although the frustration in his voice was mostly from annoyance from Ellie’s constant pestering.
“I thought contractors were supposed to be good at this kinda stuff.” Ellie stood with her arms crossed, onlooking Joel as he had himself wedged up with most of his upper body underneath the sink and head lamp on to light his view of the pipe.
Joel sighed once again. “This is plumbing, not contractor stuff”
“Oh, so you just suck at plumbing?”
“Would you just—just go find something else to do” Joel didn’t even break eye contact with the pipe, he was just done with Ellie’s constant nagging, especially on what was supposed to be his day off.
Ellie rocked back and forth on her heels.
“Alright, but just remember you asked for this” she rushed over to her backpack that laid on the couch to pull out a beaten up copy of No Pun Intended: Volume Too. She then rapidly flipped the pages as she walked back into the kitchen to join Joel once again.
“Hey Joel, why shouldn’t you trust stairs?”
Joel muttered under his breath “Here we fucking go again”
Ellie didn’t dare wait for a proper response.
“Because their always, up to something!” Ellies over exaggerated response to the joke left her with a huge grin on her face, but she was getting nothing from Joel except grunts from his fight with the kitchen sink, so her attempts must continue.
“Ok ok, you’ll like this one. I used to hate facial hair. But thennnnnn it grew on me!” She once again ended in her iconic cheeky grin, but Joel was already exhausted of her none sense two jokes in.
“Ellie, this is actually worse than torture, just-please go make yourself busy elsewhere” His half joking half absolutely serious tone seemed to discourage Ellie’s spirit a bit, but something clicked in her as he spoke, and that devious plotting expression returned to her face.
Ellie, being the spitfire that she is, took no consideration into what the consequences of her actions would be, but as she inched closer and closer to Joel, the only thoughts in her head was how much fun she was about to have.
“Geez talk about torture Joel, i think you might onto something”
She had finally positioned her self right next to Joel’s body underneath the sink and that’s when she attacked.
“Ellie what the hell are yoUOHC-”
She dove her hands around the thighs of the man wedged up underneath the sink. She could barely get a good grip with his thick work jeans getting in the way, but she managed her best to squeeze right above both of his kneecaps as hard as she could. Joel caught his words and incoming laughter in his mouth and managed to swallow them all, leaving only awkward grunts to escape him. His legs began to twitch, trying to fight off the teen with her hands wrenched around his legs. He began to attempt to scoot out from underneath the sink to properly defend himself when Ellie decide to switch her tactics.
“You lihitle sHiHIHIT DOHONT-”
Panicking after seeing Joel’s initial response, Ellie dove her hands into his sides and she soon began to smile. With his head in close proximity to the pipe, Joel couldn’t risk any aggressive moves escaping from underneath the sink, but luckily for Ellie this also meant he could escape the onslaught of tickles she was dealing him at the moment. Ellie’s smile only grew as she now realized just how ticklish Joel was, watching as his stiffened grunted outbursts began to turn into actual resentful laughter under her touch. He even attempted to push Ellie away with what little strength he had at this point, but Ellie was quite quick, repositioning herself up and around the man to never get caught. From what Tommy had told her, she knew there was no one way she could give Joel a break without him retaliating, so she had her hands digging into the old man at super sonic speed, probably only worsening the experience for Joel himself.
“You motherfucker why don’t you laugh at my jokes like this?”
“Y-YoHoUH ASAHASS”
“That’s nhot an answer Joel!”
Joel could simply not handle the torment from Ellie. Being pinned as well as completely caught off guard caused the man to begin to succumb to the electrified touch of Ellie, each poke and kneed into the man’s sides causing a wheezing laugh that would occasionally break out into genuine giggles when he couldn’t tough it out any longer.
Ellie found herself giggling along side him, she had never seen Joel quiet this joyful, and there was no way in hell she’d ever let him forget this.
Joel in his fight against his sensitivity took a calculated swipe at Ellie, in a panicked response she threw her hands underneath the man’s arms to which his body responded with jerks and jolts as he-
Dung
“Oho shihitttt”
Ellie’s smile slowly faded as put an abrupt stop to her torture and scooted a few feet back on the floor as the man underneath the sink was now completely vertical and rubbing the side of his head with his hand after obliterating it into the pipe he was working on, which unfortunately, was still dripping in a rhythm. They both sat in a tense silence. Ellie unaware how badly she might have hurt Joel, didn’t know how to comfort or even help him at this point.
After what felt like years, Joel began to slowly pull himself up and out from underneath the sink, scoffing or grunting with pain with each heavy movement until finally slumping his upper body up against the lower cabinets. With his hand burying his face, even though Ellie was facing him their was no way to tell just how hurt, or more importantly for Ellie, just how angry he was. The pair sat facing each other on the kitchen floor, continuing their tense silence until Ellie just couldn’t take it any longer.
“Hey, Joel i-i’m real sorry I didn-”
“Could y-you j-just grab some ice” Joel cut her off more gruffly than usual, but he didn’t look up or move his hand.
“Y-yeah of course ” Ellie had a doe-like expression on her face as she scurried to her feet and grabbed a pack of ice from the freezer. She feared she may have pushed too far.
She knelt down next to him and he gestured for her to place it against the right side of his head and she obliged. Ellie watch as Joel went to take it from her hand when all of a sudden, he jerked to grab her wrist instead.
“hEYA-UH!”
Im what seemed like miliseconds, Joel whipped the teen by her wrist around him, grabbing her other arm and whipping himself around in order to place her firmly up against the cabinets where he once sat. He then grabbed her upper biceps as if he was to hold her in place there.
“ WHAt the fuck Joel I thought you were fucking hurt!” Ellie’s genuinely shocked and angry tone was followed by kicking and attempts at squirming away but Tommy was unfortunately right, that asshole is way too strong.
“What the hell do you think your doing-g-gettin’ on me like that?” Joels tone was stern but he seemed to stumble over his words a bit, almost as if he was a bit embarrassed over his vulnerability with Ellie just minutes prior.
Ellie still frustratedly trying to shake Joel’s hands off her to no avail replied.
“Well you’re such a grump how the hell else am I supposed to get you to- i dunno have fucking joy?” After she finished her sentence she slowly brought her struggles to a stop and look up with that memorable cheeky grin.
“You gotta admitttttt it was prehettty fuhunny Johoel ” She sillily shook her shoulders back and forth as she giggled at the recent memories of Joel in stitches underneath the sink.
For some reason, it never registered in Ellie’s silly little brain that Joel would try to get her back somehow. The pair didn’t have much of a history of physical touch in their relationship so Ellie was half expecting a lecture on how just how unsafe what she just did was. After all, other than that one incident in the bunks with Riley, she couldn’t even remember the last time she was tickled.
At this point in time however, Joel’s embarrassment was currently being used for fueling his rage towards the rascal he was holding up against the cabinets, and a disapproving frown began to slip at the edges as Joel developed his own plotting expression. Ellie watched him, still giggling but an inherent sense of panic began flooding her senses, for she knew nothing good could come of this look.
Joel sighed and shook his head.
“Yeahh kid maybe it was, but not nearly as funny as this is about to be.”
Joel let go of his grip on Ellie’s arms to dig his hands into her stomach, to which she responded with a flurry of giggles pouring out of her mouth.
“jOHOHEHEHEL”.
Ellie doubled over as Joel’s hands kneeded at her stomach and sides, there was little strength in her to push the oaf’s hands away and even if their was, Joel had no plans of stopping anytime soon.
“OkOKAHOKAAHAY NOHO ENOUGAHA YOUHU DIHIHICK”
There was constant routine of Sarah ending arguements or fights by leaping onto her father and tickling him until he gave in, it was one of the only things she could hold over his head. Joel obviously let her, he saw how happy it make her to see him loose his mind over her hands squeezing into his ribs. But in the Miller household, revenge is always in order, and just like Sarah giggling absurdly on the couch from Joel’s attacks, Ellie now found herself doing the same on the kitchen floor.
“ IHI CAHAHNAHT” She could barely get the words out in between the laughter as she was curling herself up into a ball on the floor. Joel’s hands were now squeezing at rapid speeds, all the way up to her armpits and all the way down to her hipbones. Ellie’s eyes where glued shut and snickers and snorts began escaping her as all her strength had run out.
“Nohot so funny now kid huh?” Joel’s grin was cheekier than ever, he loved to see Ellie this giggly, this was her childishness at 100%.
“IHIHI DIHE AHAHA JOEHEHAEL”
Ellie was almost wheezing at this point, Joel had began attacking her knees the same way she did him, where she felt each squeeze jolt throughout her-
Creakkkk-Slam
Tommy looked with wide eyes at the pair on the floor as shut the front door behind him. He had brought over beers for Boggle night at the Miller household when he saw the sight of a giggly Ellie still curled up in a ball as well as his brother, who had stopped his torture and was now giving his brother a stern look.
“You got somethin’ to say to me?” Joel asked his brother with a knowing look at Ellie and then back to him. He was also rubbing Ellies back at this point as she continued to sputter out a few stray giggles, but he had a slight inclination that Ellie didn’t just decide to attack him on her own terms.
Tommy gulped as he walked in slowly and placed the drinks on the table. He took a step back, never breaking eye contact with his brother.
“Uhh Nope”
In blur, Tommy bolted out of the kitchen and sprinted up the stairs. Joel red with anger immediately got to his feet and followed close after.
“GET BACK HERE ASSHOLE”
Ellie finally pulled herself up from the floor as she heard a thud, followed by muffled manly giggles from upstairs.
So much for a lazy Sunday.
#tickle#the last of us#tickle fic#tlou tickle#tlou#tlou tickling#lee!ellie#lee!joel#ler!joel#ler!ellie#hehe puns#father daughter bonding#tickling#tickle fluff#i hate grammar#some of this sucks sorry lol
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so when you first posted your 3 day manifestation post i jumped on that shit real mf fast ok. the first set of 3 days were unsuccessful bc i just stopped affirming. then the next 3 was also unsuccessful and i actually affirmed the whole time. and inwas just like damn… i wasnt mad or unmotivated or nun but just damnn… so anyway you had answered one of ur anons ask about rules and assumptions (ifyk what im talmbout cool, if you dont scroll, cs im not😭), then i realised ”hmmmm, i prolly dont have the assumption that i can do this fr” so on the same day i realized this, i took the rest of that day to affirm that i always manifest in 3 days. so the next day i started my last set of 3 days that were successful.
manifestations,
$2000
revising my last name (that shit was so ugly)
face and body
raspy voice (inspiration: you)
thanks rae ❤️❤️
y’all just blessing my inbox w success stories today 💚
i love how you wrote this 😂 & not you said ya last name was ugly the way i read it in my head was funny 😂😂 congratulations on ur success miss ma’am !!
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