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#harrison ford#phoebe waller bridge#indiana jones#indiana jones and the dial of destiny#my gifs#hfgifs#dad jokes for days
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Back on my bullshit
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Lan’s Barber Shop💈
Malkihair-Stylist Extraordinaire
Are you ready to unmask your blonde? 💇♀️
#wheel of time#WoT#lan mandragoran#dad jokes for days#spotted on the way into work and had to nearly stop traffic for a photo. what of it?
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When asked why I got top surgery:
I have an extensive graphic tee collection and boobs really fuck up the design
I wanted to be a more aerodynamic swimmer
The anime style ‘boing’ sound effect from my tits kept alerting the guards and it was really cutting into my revenue as a jewel thief
Lost them in the war
Pat down my chest then franticly check my pockets and bag. ‘I most have left them at home’
They would bounce at a speed of 379 mph and the sound was getting noise complaints
Commitment to cosplay
Rehomed them for a small fee, just couldn’t take care of them anymore
Wym I never had tits?????
They turned evil and I had to cut them off like Ash (from the evil dead) had to cut his hand off
They just refused to pay rent so I had to have the city evict them
Sold them for computer parts
The vibe was off with them
#transmasc#transgender#nonbinary#enby#top surgery#one day I’ll dad joke it up with all these#I’ll be unstoppable once I’m tit less
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the absurdity of some of the lines in the finale have been rotating in my head like a rotisserie chicken and IM NOT EVEN FINISHED-
#ml#miraculous ladybug#miraculous adventures of ladybug and chat noir#miraculous ladybug spoilers#miraculous ladybug season 5#ml s5 spoilers#ml s5 finale#mlb#ml the last day#ml conformation#screaming and crying rn#marinette dupain cheng#gabriel agreste#gabriel: make sure he remembers how good of a father i was :')))#marinette: ur lying. ur actually joking rn. ur doing a lil haha aren't u#marinette: u lil jokster. funny guy. gabriel agreste. what a comedian.#marinette: u should add clown to your obituary right after shitty dad#marinette: glad to know pancakes aren't the only joke you can make
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Twitter milestone means more shenanigans under the duckie blanket 📻🤩
#hazbin hotel#alastor#lucifer morningstar#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#radioapple#radio demon#it’s only been 3 days#what on earth#it’s like I’m on a stage and all I have are dad jokes….
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#the Dad Joke Rauru AU is official#he's the only dad she's ever had#and he only does them when it is completely Not The Time For This#zelda#dad rauru#rauru#totk#tears of the kingdom#tloz#Dad Joke rAUru#I've got 20 days of these queued up#tossing them into the wind like cucco feed
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Were starving for Barnaby x Howdy father...were starving for it/hj
here is some food child.... you're safe now....
#i forgot this has been sitting on my sketch page for Three Days#i then i read the word 'father' and the dad friend in me Activated#i am putting a baseball cap on and donning shorts as i type#tis i... father....#jokes aside AUGH THEM THEM THEM THEM#in my mind they're like... hiding in a storage closet or something#not for any particular reason they're just sneaking around for fun#but theyre both just So Silly that they cant stop giggling like lovestruck morons#THEY MAKE ME EMOTIONALLLLLLLLLLLLL LOOK AT THEMMMMM#scribble salad#rambles from the bog#welcome home#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#hm. thinking about how easily barnaby must be able to hold howdys waist#that is going to be Constantly in my brain now#big paws... slim waist... like puzzle pieces....#oughhhhhh blain dramage
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Minor spoilers for the already revealed chapters of the next A Starless Clan book Wind
#a starless clan#a starless clan spoilers#wind spoilers#asc spoilers#warrior cats spoilers#warriors#warrior cats#tigerheart#tigerheartstar#tigerstar 2#tigerstar#Squirrelflight#squirrelstar#frostpaw#Nightheart#I’ve been wanting to draw this ever since the chapters were revealed and what better time than like two days til the book comes out#i actually think tigerheartstar is an interesting character in this arc he genuinely thinks he’s doing the right thing and he does honestly#want to help. he just does it by trying to crack dad jokes to lighten the mood while trying to run a group that doesn’t want him there#i also think it’s funny that he’s consistently just chill with taking in cats thrown out of their clans. ESPECIALLY from RiverClan#don’t get me wrong he’s super weird in omen of the stars and avos and I think in his super edition (I haven’t read it in a while)#but he’s also a good dad. he’s such a perplexing character I can’t help but find him interesting. at least he DOES stuff yknow#I’ll eat my words if he does turn out to be completely evil or something. but I’ll hate if he does his behavior really isn’t like Tigerstar#-the first. this guy isn’t out here trying to seize power#but ENOUGH ABOUT HIM!! Nightheart asking squirrelstar if frostpaw could come to thunderclan with him was so sweet#i wish she’d accepted I don’t want them to split up I’m worried the writers will forget the entire last book and they won’t be close again
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Love long and prosper
Emil Doerstling, Prussian love happiness, 1890, Deutsches Historisches Museum
Prussian army bandmaster Gustav Albrecht Sabac el Cher and his wife Gertrude Perling
#art history#art history memes#dad jokes#punny#puns#punsarelikeonions#art meme#women in art#museum nerd#black history month#poc in art history#valentines day#star trek
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[at the bird themed bowling alley] ohhhhh golly it's my tern next
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how cute is it that sanji's promo poster has him wearing a ring with zeff's cook pirates jolly roger logo? :') im so soft
#one piece#opla#one piece live action#sanji#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#taz skylar#red leg zeff#THAT'S HIS DAD YOUR HONOUR#rei rambles#mb i will look it up next time to see if it's in the show but like#what if that's zeff's captain ring or smth and he gave it to sanji when he got old enough for it to fit on his finger 🥺🥺🥺#mb sanji's having one of those days where he just feels so bad that he's kind of the reason zeff never restarted his crew#and continued looking for the all blue#and then zeff is like 'no eggplant you and the baratie staff? YOU'RE my crew and i dont regret a single day of raising you'#and he gives him the ring#and then sanji cries a little and laughs and makes a joke abt how he might not regret raising him but he definitely regrets hiring him#and zeff rolls his eyes fondly#oh by 'it being in the show' i mean if zeff is wearing the ring in the flashback where he comes onboard baby sanji's ship#i digress
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Top 3 Dragon Age Characters
1. Shale
2. Dog
3. That guy who threw a goat at Skyhold
#im joking#about the last one anyway#dog is the best dragon age character actually#dragon age#dao#dai#shale#dragon age shale#da2#was it even a goat?#it was a goat right#also im so mad we cant have a pet dog in dai in dad we better get a pet dog
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Follow for more ❤️
#nostalgia#cooking#cute#retro#foodie#meme funny#dank memes#best memes#meme reference#meme by me#relatable memes#funny memes#meme reply#meme#funny lol#memes for days#memes#dankest memes#dank humor#funny jokes#funny stuff#funny shit#funny post#dumb jokes#this is a joke#dad jokes#dc joker#joker out#jokes jokes#jokes
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