My queen 👸🏼 step on me plz I am in desperate need of pain

YOU DREW OLD MAN YAOI??

*sigh* YES, I DID !!

You asked for Old Man Yaoi !! Here is the Old Man Yaoi! (with a Live Sanji and Luffy reaction )

this is what happened in THAT scene right ?..... RIGHT !?!?!??!

there’s something minty going on in strangerville… ⚗️

Tsukasa hater to Tsukasa lover pipeline

What if Sanji confessed his feelings for Usopp on Usopp's birthday (because it's a special date and it just makes sense to him) but Usopp didn't believe him because it's also April Fools and he thinks Sanji is playing a prank on him. And Sanji keeps on trying to make him realize it is true and he is not joking but Usopp keeps laughing. Until, of course, Usopp thinks he is being cruel and says it's not funny at all if he keeps going with the joke and it actually hurts but Sanji cannot make him see that he is really in love with him (<- Sanji's ass didn't know it was April Fools).

remembered that my shepard/spacer shep has a still alive mom in the alliance according to ME2/3

also remembered that that character (katrine/caia) always has a sister uninvolved in the family's career military history

remembering she had to mourn her elder sister who just Disappeared for two years, and would have spent even longer knowing shepard isn't alive bc their alliance mom probably can't just tell a civillian doctor,

“It was intimate. You gotta know the person well.”

What a normal and absolutely devoid of homo handshake.

The concept of Childe having the constant urge to fight someone or something even when FL is just curious/doesn't mind the other party ..

Imagine he's sorta peeved and wants to fight you for whatever reason and FL doesn't want to do that :,D

maybe you're Childe's sparring partner and something made him irritable so he wants to get his anger out via fighting!! but Foul Legacy can feel his annoyance, even if it's not directed specifically at you, and gets worried because Childe might hurt you on accident- the Harbinger's been known to fight more erratically when he's irritated, and Foul Legacy desperately wants to keep you safe, so he does the only thing he can think of: hijacking Childe's body until he calms down!! it's only for a little bit, he promises!!

needless to say, you were quite surprised when you were greeted by a fluffy Abyssal monster instead of your usual sparring opponent. and unlike Childe, Foul Legacy wants nothing to do with battle

he's quick to take you in his arms, lifting and spinning you around with a happy trill before cradling you to his chest. he sits on the floor of the Golden House, cape-like wings fluttering in delight when you tentatively smile back at him, and without a word he pushes his head into your hands for pets. your fingers sink into his soft ginger hair, resounding purrs filling the room whenever you scritch or scratch, and Foul Legacy happily settles around you for a nice nap, looking at you with nothing less than adoration. Childe can wait until he's calmed down a bit- Foul Legacy wants your attention and he wants it NOW!! and he nestles into your lap with a contented rumble, the vibrations shaking your body from how strong they are as he carefully kneads his claws on your legs <33

i thought this was gonna be a kinda poorly written but fun gay romance. why did i just read a 200 page war epic about the inevitable and horrific downfall of a kingdom and a man who thought himself untouchable

I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs

Me: I am an adult, and have made excellent strides in processing my prior Issues.

My brain: BITCH U THOUGHT

Started reading the Warrior's Apprentice and I feel a deep spiritual kinship with Mr. 'oof ow my bones'

why paper image ?? not same ? as brain image ??? ??

or: Practicing muscles (and AJ in general) because I'm still unsatisfied with how it all comes together

it is i again... strawhats/revolutionaries enjoyer (sabosan/koanami)

im just thinking about oblivious sanji and koala vs struggling sabo and nami

sanji is oblivious because well. he doesnt recognize when someone is attracted to him... and koala is oblivious because shes not 100% sure if nami likes her that way (despite being painfully obvious) (im sure koala would def know but i jsut think it's a little bit funny)

like sabo and nami writing the most romantic letters Ever to their crushes and then sanji's like "? this is from luffy's brother but for who?" (WHO ELSE DOES SABO TALK TO MOST ASIDE FROM LUFFY !!!) and koala just reads nami's letter and goes "aw this is sweet. im sure the receiver is going to appreciate this :]"

(also alternatively, oblivious nami so sabo and koala are Both struggling...) oblivious nami is her not being sure if koala even likes girls so when koala is romantic with her shes just like "??? does she mean this in a friendly way? what does she mean by this?"

Hello, my beloved Sabosan/Koanami enjoyer, may I interest you with my very very normal and not insane feelings about this idea? 🙏🏻 (I am not normal. Nor sane).

Sanji is oblivious because his self-esteem rests at the bottom of the fucking ocean and the guy can't fathom the concept of somebody liking him, even less being in love with him. He goes around the world giving love but the second somebody else returns it he's like "huh, this is nice. I wonder if this feeling has a name. I am sure they're just this nice to everybody else and it has nothing to do with their perception of me". So, yeah, trying to flirt with Sanji is... Hard. On the other hand, Koala is oblivious because, even if she accepts the possibility of Nami liking her back, she doesn't know if it's love or just a short-term crush. They're always joking about Nami having a lot of girlfriends, so for Koala, who probably has only thought about one person besides Nami romantically, it's a bit weird to guess if Nami truly has strong feelings for her.

So this makes Sabo and Nami go absolutely insane trying to find ways to make the other two realize they're in love with them. Without saying it out loud either because despite being in love and often reckless with these things... They don't want to jump to conclusions. They want to court them, or something like that. Sabo is a writer, and we all know that, so he comes up with this plan and starts writing letters to Sanji. They're the most romantic, Jane Austen, poetic letters about yearning in the whole universe. The thing is-- He doesn't personally give them to Sanji, he just leaves them in the kitchen for him to find, because he's a writer but he's also a moron. And Sanji instantly gets jealous and frustrated and "Who- Who is he talking to except me????" because Sabo isn't even that close to the rest of the crew, tbh. He's always with either Luffy or Sanji and Sanji thought they had something special going on. So it's kind of breaking his heart to find the letters, and if he needs some space between them, Sabo thinks he has fucked up by confessing and Sanji doesn't feel the same. Yay! Miscommunication! Meanwhile, Nami steals the idea like the burglar she is and starts writing letters for Koala too. Unlike Sabo, she actually does give them to her, but Koala genuinely thinks Nami is asking for her opinion?? And it makes her extremely sad, but Koala just goes "Oh! This is great, Nami. I'm sure the girl you're in love with will definitely fall for you now" and Nami wants to jump into the sea and drown.

So now you have Sanji, who's not speaking to Sabo because he feels a bit betrayed and it's hard to be next to him now that he thinks Sabo loves somebody else. And Koala, who tries hard to help Nami with the letters and wants to be next to her even if it's to support her with a crush that makes her terribly sad. And both Sabo and Nami are going through the worst time of their lives.

(And Nami being the oblivious one is also really funny because not knowing if a girl is a sapphic or not and having a "is this platonic or romantic????" crisis happens to every lesbian in the world. I raise you, btw, oblivious Sabo for the same reason because he truly thinks Sanji is girl-crazy only).

Have I mentioned legs today? Cause LEGS

So embarrassing when ppl are like “what’s your disability” and I have to explain that I can neither spell nor pronounce my condition fhdjdbdj