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YALLL WAIT I THINK IM COOKING
so i saw this thing where they said "cupid sometimes runs out of arrows so hey shoots one person instead of two"
BRO CAN YOU IMAGINE
yan cupid who falls for you and stabs the arrow into himself but before doing that he breaks it into half before stabbing it into you too so you fall for him?!?!?/
"w-bro what are you doing?!"
"just relax-"
"dude you justbroke that arrow AND YOURE TRYING TO STAB ME WITH IT???"
"it's for the lore i swear"
#yandere#tw yandere#yandere x reader#yandere drabbles#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#yandere ocncept#yandere cupid#yandere cupid x reader#suiana rambling#suiana brainrotting
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i think this is very aventurine coded
(yandere! ex x gn! reader) (thought of this in the shower and thought it would be funny)
it had been five long dreadful days since you last talked to him.
five.
full.
days.
your ex boyfriend thought that it was finally time to break the silence and embrace your presence again. unfortunately, you had blocked him on all platforms and even got a restraining order on him. like, you've blocked him before but not a restraining order!
you even got all dramatic and said you wanted to break up!
...again.
he honestly thought it was a little cute. like aw... you wanted a break again! okay, because he loves you so much he'll give you another one! like you obviously meant break up as in separate for a bit then go back! like as always!
so... why haven't you contacted him at all?
he's itching and clawing at his walls just waiting for you to text him. but no, nothing. zero. absolute silence.
all the blocking and restraining orders weren't just to get his attention?
...
but he doesn't care haha! why should he care? you're just being a little dramatic again. this is how it's always been. he knows you just feel neglected, so of course you're just doing this for attention!
oh! he knows what to do!
that's right! he should show up with gifts and coddle you in kisses! like always!
that's why, he's patiently waiting for you to return back home... with tons of jewellery and cash laid on the ground. how did he get in, you ask? well obviously he has a spare key to your home! yeah yeah, he knows you haven't actually given him a new key and that you changed your lock two days ago but it was so painfully easy to just copy your key!
he couldn't just not make a copy, could he? you know he has to have access to you at all times! he gets antsy when he doesn't!
ah, your door is opening!
he grins happily, giggling excitedly as he sits by your couch, looking at the door in excitement.
"darling! i missed you!"
he moans, cheeks flushed as he stares at your stunned figure. however, his happiness gets replaced by worry as you slip on the money he laid down your hallway. oops... maybe he shouldn't have flooded your house in cash?
"darling! oh no... sre you alright?"
he pouts, immediately rushing to your side as he brushes the money away from your body. ah look at you! your face is all terrified... you must've been so so scared without him, weren't you?
"i promise I won't leave you again... just look at you!"
he mumbles, shaking his head disapprovingly as he picks you up and expertly maneuvers his way through your cash flooded apartment.
"what would you do without me?"
he sighs, cradling you to his chest as he sits on your couch and begins wiping away his faux tears with a wad of cash. that's right! what would you do without him? you were just so fragile and helpless! you'd suffer without his protection! he swears never to leave you alone again!
meanwhile, you were just silently smashing your head against the wall. god, your escape attempt failed again! maybe you should just escape to a foreign country next time. hm, maybe you should change your name to josh and alter your appearance too.
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(yandere! ex x gn! reader) (thought of this in the shower and thought it would be funny)
it had been five long dreadful days since you last talked to him.
five.
full.
days.
your ex boyfriend thought that it was finally time to break the silence and embrace your presence again. unfortunately, you had blocked him on all platforms and even got a restraining order on him. like, you've blocked him before but not a restraining order!
you even got all dramatic and said you wanted to break up!
...again.
he honestly thought it was a little cute. like aw... you wanted a break again! okay, because he loves you so much he'll give you another one! like you obviously meant break up as in separate for a bit then go back! like as always!
so... why haven't you contacted him at all?
he's itching and clawing at his walls just waiting for you to text him. but no, nothing. zero. absolute silence.
all the blocking and restraining orders weren't just to get his attention?
...
but he doesn't care haha! why should he care? you're just being a little dramatic again. this is how it's always been. he knows you just feel neglected, so of course you're just doing this for attention!
oh! he knows what to do!
that's right! he should show up with gifts and coddle you in kisses! like always!
that's why, he's patiently waiting for you to return back home... with tons of jewellery and cash laid on the ground. how did he get in, you ask? well obviously he has a spare key to your home! yeah yeah, he knows you haven't actually given him a new key and that you changed your lock two days ago but it was so painfully easy to just copy your key!
he couldn't just not make a copy, could he? you know he has to have access to you at all times! he gets antsy when he doesn't!
ah, your door is opening!
he grins happily, giggling excitedly as he sits by your couch, looking at the door in excitement.
"darling! i missed you!"
he moans, cheeks flushed as he stares at your stunned figure. however, his happiness gets replaced by worry as you slip on the money he laid down your hallway. oops... maybe he shouldn't have flooded your house in cash?
"darling! oh no... sre you alright?"
he pouts, immediately rushing to your side as he brushes the money away from your body. ah look at you! your face is all terrified... you must've been so so scared without him, weren't you?
"i promise I won't leave you again... just look at you!"
he mumbles, shaking his head disapprovingly as he picks you up and expertly maneuvers his way through your cash flooded apartment.
"what would you do without me?"
he sighs, cradling you to his chest as he sits on your couch and begins wiping away his faux tears with a wad of cash. that's right! what would you do without him? you were just so fragile and helpless! you'd suffer without his protection! he swears never to leave you alone again!
meanwhile, you were just silently smashing your head against the wall. god, your escape attempt failed again! maybe you should just escape to a foreign country next time. hm, maybe you should change your name to josh and alter your appearance too.
#yandere#tw yandere#yandere x reader#yandere drabbles#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#yandere concept#yandere hsr#yandere aventurine#yandere aventurine x reader#yandere ex#yandere ex x reader#suiana rambling#suiana brainrotting
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Always the girls that like red flags that are hot☠️☠️
sephiroth isnt a red flag... hes green like my red shirt❤️❤️❤️
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hi lol this happened to me before with one popular c.ai creator (nipuni) and tbh there was no real way to solve it either than talking to her directly. the c.ai team didnt really do much and i reported like a few times 💀💀 the only thing that helped was when i talked to nipuni (aka the one who stole my work) and she made a public apology (that was deleted soon after 😒) and removed my work after the bots were allowed to be edited again.
https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=QObf_qgFGfMoUTzlioP3jTf9jsCl6enw3vTqtfne5Bw
Hello, I think this is your work? TwT
oh my fucking god. it is. does anyone know what i can do about this?
thank you anon for bringing this to my attention! i appreciate it a lot :) my fic is not stolen completely, the creator just took the first three or so paragraphs of my fic and... probably stole the rest too but from other authors.
but still, is there anyone who might be able to tell me how to deal with this :,D please...
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temu dokja 75% complete just need my coat and yjh
WHERE IS MY H&M ORDER HUH I WANT MY COATTT
temu dokja is gonna arrive in approximately 1 business day 🥵🥵🤑🤑
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temu dokja is gonna arrive in approximately 1 business day 🥵🥵🤑🤑
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https://www.tumblr.com/flatterboy/748415889641275392/anonymous-poll-request?source=share
SUIANA LOOK AT THE COMMENTS
disappointed but not surprised 😒
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where do men get their audacity from
some random guy literally said i had fat tits but could loose some weight while i was walking to school bruh 💀💀💀
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u know me so well
im literally making a yandere based on this rn
STOPPP WHY DID THIS MAKE ME SMILE N SHIT... R THE WORKERS FLIRTING WITH ME RN /J
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STOPPP WHY DID THIS MAKE ME SMILE N SHIT... R THE WORKERS FLIRTING WITH ME RN /J
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at the beach, where the hoes at?
cocky want boing boing!
😱
is this a sign that i should make yandere beach boy or lifeguard
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IS THIS MY MOST POPULAR POST 🤑🤑🤑
✎ yandere! academic rival who jerks off to you. duh, you're his academic rival, you two have lots chemistry together! it's only normal for him to think of you that way, no? it's not normal, you two literally curse each other 💀
✎ yandere! academic rival who you believe hates you. cursing at you, scowling and shoving against you whenever he sees you... if only you saw the blissed out face he makes the second you disappear from his field of vision...
✎ yandere! academic rival who hates how perfect you are in his eyes. it's pathetic that he's on his knees for someone who calls him a loser, someone who will never look at him in a romantic way.
✎ yandere! academic rival who's thinking of you 25/8. wow! not only is the theory of relativity in his mind but the concept of you being his is very much running through his head. have fun being first because this man will NOT be first this semester :3 he's too busy wanking off to you after all haha!
"fuck off."
"no, you fuck off."
the male clicks his tongue irritatedly as you stick your tongue out at him. fuck, you were just so... so infuriating! how could you look so adorable when you're being so damn annoying?!
"god, y/n, you're like a child!"
"yeah but at least I'm cute, unlike you~"
his fists clench as the heat in his cheeks grow. holy shit, the urge that he has to just squish your cheeks is unfathomable. you're so fucking cute it drives him insane!
he huffs, looking away as he attempts to conceal his blush by yawning. you merely chuckle at this, smirking smugly as you step in front of him and babble on about how his grades are slipping.
the male's attempt at trying to be calm fails as his brain fries. no, no, no! stop looking at him like that with that smug smile! stop boasting about your intelligence with that sweet voice of yours! don't even look at him! it's giving him a boner and it's embarrassing!
"whatever dumbass. I'm leaving, so DON'T follow me."
he states as he glares weakly at you. turning around, he limps to the bathroom, pants painfully tight as you watch his retreating figure.
yeah, please don't follow him. wouldn't want you to get traumatized from hearing his whiny moans.
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helloo ! :3 how are you doing!!! <3
i am okay!! i just need to LOCK IN 👹👹👹 give me some toxic motivation yall... but how about u anon? how r u doing ?
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You know the heartbreak is unimaginable when men are crying like this
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hi. I have been stalking your work for a veryyyyyyy long time. I just want to say that i don't login on Tumblr for days before logging in again so that i can read like a bunch that i missed out and i can read it until 3 am, You're also my most fav yandere ever and i very much appreciate your work and you💋🌹.
(And i want to say, today's my 17521862826 year anniversary with your work 🌹💋💋💋.)
(this was written at 2am help)
i love you omg
im glad u like what i write hehe, it makes me so so happy to hear this <3
ill continue to write more works for u guys to read and enjoy hehe
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