Don’t ask why I’m up at (almost) 2 AM I got the rest of my Asteroidkids done

Theo is a MelCyn kid, Key is a MelChip kid, Percy is a Moodies kid, Cookie is Jandyline kid, Gideon is a Miloom kid, Emily is a CynChip kid, and Ozzy is a CarKiki kid

I love these guys so much, while none of them will appear in the current arc on the ask blog I’m so excited to show these guys there!

This is gonna be the pinned post where I list all the polls as they go up! So it's gonna change! Give me a minute if im slow to update this post because I'm BUSY. I have THINGS TO DO.

Shitty tournament diagram pls enjoy my terrible handwriting.

Active polls:

Round 2:

Shino v Bruce

Chief v Audie

Amelia v Sunny

Meow v Apollo

Pierre v Walt

Vesta v Bob

Butch v Coco

Bam v Beau

Kabuki v Lolly

Kitty v Ankha

Tangy v Purrl

Willow v Bow

Petri v Molly

Sasha v Shep

Fauna v Lopez

Sherb v Chevre

Skye v Kyle

Marshal v Cheri

Etoile v Pietro

Olivia v Marina

Agnus v Pekoe

Gayle v Roald

Goldie v Whitney

Merengue v Margie

Dotty v Judy

Muffy v Cherry

Sprinkle v Chai

Stitches v Rosie

Punchy v Diana

Cephalobot v Lily

Ketchup v Lucky

Gladys v Maple

Completed polls:

Round 1:

Nindori, Wolfgang, Marshal, Hans, Epona, Frita, Ed, Eugene, Ace

Croque, Drift, Bertha, Ankha, Eunice, Bonbon, Hopkins, Diva, Leopold

Ozzie, Analog, Anicotti, Roscoe, Stitches, Cranston, Kiki, Megan, Boris

Megumi, Pancetti, Drake, Zucker, Etoile, Ione, Gen, W. Link, Deena

Rizzo, Pecan, Leonardo, Hugh, Alice, Henry, Chai, Cyrano, Curlos

Flurry, Vivian, Genji, Fang, Kit, Wendy, Azalea, Tammy, Beau

Tasha, Pango, Sprinkle, Kidd, Egbert, Barold, Lobo, Del, Pate

Mott, Peck, Robin, Margie, Chops, Hippeux, Big Top, Flip, Annalisa

Woolio, Rodeo, Rodney, Lulu, Nate, Eloise, Bam, Beardo, Cleo

Inkwell, Paula, Sheldon, Shep, Lucha, Sandy, Jeremiah, Bill, Benedict

Mint, Elmer, Tia, Dobie, Lucy, Betty, Goose, Sasha, Muffy

Sue E, Stu, Petunia, Lyman, Bella, Gloria, Doc, Bruce, Jane

Rolf, Sylvana, Melba, Tammi, Lionel, Murphy, Frett, Samson, Coco

Cupcake, Limberg, Fruity, Dotty, Iggly, Bluebear, Louie, Annalise, Olivia

Vladimir, Rudy, Sven, Shoukichi, Liz, Purrl, Holden, Moe, Dozer

Angus, Broccolo, Blaire, Dizzy, Jay, Frobert, Norma, Lucky, Renee

Tex, Violet, Skye, Sly, Medli, Otis, Kody, Reneigh, Graham

Nosegay, Maddie, Quillson, Shari, Teddy, Sunny, Sally/Hazel, Walker, Snake

Nan, Peaches, Madam Rosa, Lily, Dora, Freya, Cole, Iggy, Bettina

Shino, Spork/Crackle, Scoot, Pompom, Flossie, Knox, Dom, Frank, Anabelle

Pashmina, Piper, Octavian, Lolly, Drago, Bree, Bessie, Alli, Benjamin

Sherb, Tutu, Rooney, Rocket, Diana, Pinky, Curly, Mitzi, Admiral

Tucker, Velma, Sterling, Nibbles, Baabara, Flash, Champ, Joey, Chief

Stella, Wade, Punchy, Poko, Ike, Pierce, Aurora, Boyd, Canberra

Puck, T-bone, Opal, Mallary, Bob, Hank, Blanche, Cyd, Axel

Ketchup, Kevin, Monique, Francine, Astrid, Bitty, Antonio, Hamphrey, Becky

Klaus, Meow, Hector, Hamlet, Belle, Filly, Clay, Emerald, Cobb

Plucky, Valise, Mathilda, Mac, Cephalobot, Ken, Carrot, Filbert, Claude

Victoria, Willow, Zoe, Ursala, Moose, Olaf, Grizzly, Gwen, Chico

Marty, Phoebe, Maelle, Keaton, Freckles, Katt, Carmen, Judy, Cece

Savannah, Poncho, Stinky, Gayle, Billy, Elise, Bangle, Bud, Avery

Truffles, Zell, Tabby, Shinabiru, Petri, Ricky, Maggie, Raddle, Flora

Prince, Tybalt, Vesta, Patricia, Chow, Nana, Chevre, Gonzo, Chadder

Oxford, Jitters, Peanut, Jacques, Felyne, Aziz, Claudia, Apple, Apollo

Miranda, Molly, Tom, Marcel, Clara, Harry, Bones, Maple, Cesar

Quetzal, Whitney, Winnie, Joe, Ganon, Patty, Bea, Mira, Groucho

Ribbot, Sparro, Ruby, Midge, Biff, Marina, Anchovy, Papi, Camofrog

Quinn, Pierre, Spike, Merry, Gladys, June, Gruff, Olive, Carmen

Paolo, Lulu, Vic, Juubei, Lopez, Gala, Deidre, Elvis, Gabi

Sprocket, Static, Marcie, Marlo, Goldie, Julian, Felicity, Huggy, Ellie

Rowan, Viche, Twiggy, Greta, Puddles, Penny, Cally/Sally, Bow, Chuck

Penelope, Slyvia, Pekoe, Peewee, Fuschia, Leigh, Jambette, Masa, Boots

Simon, Weldon, Queenie, Kitty, Curt, Amelia, Agent S, Pigleg, Alfonso

Rocco, Toby, Tiansheng, Rhoda, Hambo, Naomi, Bunnie, Hazel, Audie

Rollo, Yodel, Kyle, Tipper, Flo, Kabuki, Candi, Colton, Broffina

Tiffany, Weber, Gaston, Chelsea, Elina, Bubbles, Boone, Buzz, Agnes

Peggy, O'Hare, Yuka, Monty, Chester, Cookie, Celia, Koharu, Butch

Sydney, Rory, Wart Jr., Pudge, Kid Cat, Merengue, Fauna, Pippy, Cube

Rex, Timbra, Tank, Rasher, Cheri, Faith, Ava, Huck, Chabwick

Poppy, Roswell, Pietro, Phil, Hopper, Kitt, Clyde, Erik, Boomer

Twirp, Rod, Rosie, Rhonda, Rio, Portia, Julia, Coach, Cousteau

Tangy, Tarou, Tad, Hornsby, Daisy, Deli, Buck, Chrissy, Al

Rilla, Snooty, Marcy, Cherry, Biskit, Carrie, Bianca, Caroline/Bliss, Aisle

Soleil, Tiara, Roald, Jakey/Jacob, Friga, Gigi, Charlise, Derwin, Cashmere

Raymond, Walt

Hey, could I get some calliope/Roxy/Jane? I just think they’d have tea parties bc Callie loves the idea of just human events and interactions like that, and Jane always bakes a ton of cupcakes and cookies(they always have too many so they give some to the carapaces bc Roxy always wished she could do more for them). It’s ok if this is too complex or something.

They just finished their tea and now their gonna give the Mayor some cookies :]

Signs as Animal Crossing characters according to their birthdays

Aries: Axel; Baabara; Beau; Biff*; Billy; Buck; Candi; Cashmere; Celia; Charlise; Elise; Fauna; Felicity; Hector; Hopper; Klaus; Lolly; Louie; Maelle; Melba; Paula; Pietro; Piper; Porter; Punchy; Rasher; Resetti; Rhoda; Rocket; Shari; Skye; Stella; Tammi; Vesta; Woolio

Taurus: Agnes; Angus; Ava; Bertha; Bessie; Biff*; Biskit; Booker; Bunnie; Canberra; Cherry; Clyde; Coach; Curlos; Deirdre; Don Resetti; Ellie; Gayle; Katt; Kevin; Leonardo; Mint; Miranda; Olaf; Oxford; Ozzie; Paolo; Patty; Pekoe; Phoebe; Stu; T-Bone; Tank

Gemini: Alfonso; Bettina; Bruce; Camofrog; Champ; Colton; Cookie; Del; Deli; Derwin; Filbert; Gulliver; Hamlet; June; Keaton; Lucy; Mabel; Maple; Marcie; Peanut; Peggy; Pippy; Pudge; Purrl; Raddle; Renee; Roscoe; Sally; Scoot; Spike; Sydney; Tangy; Timmy and Tommy; Tom Nook; Walker; Zell

Cancer: Agent S; Apollo; Blaire; Bluebear; Bree; Broccolo; Caroline; Chow*; Copper; Croque; Curt; Deena; Dizzy; Drake; Frank; Frita; Huck; Jacques; Jay; Jeremiah; Kapp'n; Kidd; Marcy; Marina; Mira; Mott; Nibbles; Olive; Pascal; Prince; Samson; Static; Tammy; Twiggy; Victoria; Weber; Yuka

Leo: Alice; Benjamin; Bones; Boots; Bud; Chester; Chow*; Cole; Curly; Elvis; Erik; Gigi; Gloria; Grizzly; Julia; Ketchup; Kid Cat; Leopold; Lionel; Lopez; Merry; Nate; O'Hare*; Peck; Poppy; Rex; Rocco; Rod; Rolf; Rory; Soleil; Stinky; Tabby; Tad; Truffles; Tybalt; Vladmimir; Wart Jr.; Wendy

Virgo: Ankha; Astrid; Bangle; Boone; Bubbles; Cally; Celeste; Cesar; Chrissy; Ed; Flo; Fuchsia; Greta; Gruff; Hambo; Hazel; Henry; K.K. Slider; Meow; Moose; Nan; Nana; O'Hare*; Octavian; Pecan; Peewee; Pinky; Ricky; Rowan; Spork; Tipper; Tucker; Tutu; Violet; Whitney

Libra: Al; Antonio; Apple; Bea; Beardo; Benedict; Big Top; Bitty; Blathers; Boyd; Brewster; Chops; Clay; Cobb; Cranston; Diva; Drift; Egbert; Elmer; Franklin; Friga; Gonzo; Goose; Hippeux; Kiki; Kitt; Kody; Limberg; Lyman; Marshal; Mitzi; Monique; Plucky; Redd; Rio; Sandy; Teddy; Tex

Scorpio: Alli; Amelia; Bam; Boris; Broffina; Butch; Claudia; Daisy; Eugene; Flip; Gaston; Gracie; Groucho; Iggly; Jack; Jambette; Katrina; Labelle; Lobo; Lucky; Mac; Mallary; Mathilda; Pancetti; Pango; Phyllis; Portia; Queenie; Rodeo; Rodney; Saharah; Sly; Snake; Snooty; Sparro; Tia

Sagittarius: Annalise; Becky; Bianca; Blanche; Buzz; Carrie; Chadder; Chief; Chip; Claude; Cousteau; Eloise; Fang; Freya; Gabi; Hans; Isabelle; Jane; Kabuki; Kicks; Knox; Kyle; Lucha; Monty; Peaches; Phil; Robin; Rooney; Ruby; Rudy; Sable; Shep; Sterling; Tasha; Tom; Willow; Wolf Link; Wolfgang

Capricorn: Aisle; Bella; Bob; Carmen; Diana; Dr. Shrunk; Etoile; Gladys; Goldie; Harry; Hugh; Iggy; Jingle; Joan; Joey; Ken; Maddie; Marcel; Moe; Murphy; Papi; Pashmina; Pierce; Poncho; Puddles; Quilson; Rizzo; Roald; Simon; Sven; Tortimer; Tiffany; Ursala; Velma; Vic

Aquarius: Admiral; Anabelle; Annalisa; Aurora; Bill; Blanca; Boomer; Chelsea; Cleo; Cube; Dobie; Dora; Drago; Flora; Flurry; Francine; Freckles; Frobert; Genji; Gwen; Harriet; Jitters; Kitty; Lily; Margie; Muffy; Nosegay; Olivia; Opal; Penelope; Pompom; Rhonda; Ribbot; Rover; Savannah; Stitches; Vivian*; Winnie; Zoe

Pisces: Ace; Anchovy; Anicotti; Avery; Barold; Bob; Bon Bon; Chai; Cheri; Chevre; Coco; Cyrano; Doc; Dotty; Gala; Hamphrey; Hopkins; Hornsby; Julian; Merengue; Midge; Molly; Naomi; Pate; Pelly; Pete; Puck; Rosie; Sheldon; Sprinkle; Sprocket; Wendell; Wisp; Zipper T. Bunny; Vivian*

*Biff was originally a Taurus, but was changed to Aries after ACNL

*Chow was originally a Leo, but was changed to Cancer after ACNL

*O'Hare was originally a Virgo, but was changed to Leo after ACNL

*Vivian was originally a Pisces, but was changed to Aquarius after ACNL

Hello! I’m Ellie, this is Dorcas and I hope you enjoy this trainwreck of a soft as all hell introduction to my babe. I’m super excited to be writing here okay byeeeeeeeee.

is that LILY JAMES wearing that HUFFLEPUFF scarf ? no, it appears to be DORCAS MEADOWES who happens to be a SEVENTH year and a MUGGLEBORN !! SHE is CISFEMALE, and i heard they’re COMPASSIONATE and BENEVOLENT but might also seem NAIVE and DAMAGED. they appear to be leaning towards the side of the ORDER, but this is a conversation we should be having somewhere else. ( ellie / nineteen / gmt / she/her )

TRIGGER WARNINGS : death, injury, hospital mention, dogs.

PART ONE. BASICS / MAGICAL FULL NAME & MEANINGS  : Dorcas ( GAZELLE ) Andromache ( MAN / BATTLE ) Meadowes ( LIVED IN OR NEAR A MEADOW. ) DATE OF BIRTH : November 16th. AGE : 17. ZODIAC SIGN : Scorpio. HEIGHT : 5 ft 7 in. EYE COLOR : Dark brown. LEFT OR RIGHT HANDED : Ambidextrous.  FAVORITE COLOR : Light blue / black. SCHOOL : Hogwarts. BLOOD STATUS : Muggleborn. WHAT ARE THEIR PARENTS JOBS? : Her mother was a stay-at-home tutor, and her father was a doctor. ( Her aunt is a therapist. Her uncle is a lawyer. ) DO THEY HAVE ANY MAGICAL BLOOD? : Not in her immediate family. Her fifth, twice removed, much, much older cousin is a wizard (of Emeric Switch fame! Imagine that!) HOW DID THEIR MAGIC FIRST MANIFEST ITSELF? : She wanted to talk to the dogs at the local pet store, and accidentally ‘phased’ through the door. She was found half an hour later just stroking a pitbull puppy which had latched itself onto her. YEAR : Seventh year. HOUSE : Hufflepuff. PATRONUS : Panda. ( THE PANDA IS A RESOURCEFUL ANIMAL, AND THOSE WITH IT AS A PATRONUS ARE THE SAME. THEY ARE GOOD AT USING WHATEVER IS AROUND THEM, AND INCREDIBLY CREATIVE AND BRIGHT. THEY ARE FRIENDLY AND WARM, AND MANY MAY GO TO THEM FOR ADVICE OR HELP, WHICH THE PANDA WILL WILLINGLY GIVE. THEY ARE A BIT OF A HEALER BY NATURE, ENJOYING COMPANY AROUND THEM AND USING IT TO ENHANCE THEMSELVES. THEY LOVE TO EXPLORE MANY AREAS OF KNOWLEDGE AND THE WORLD, TRYING TO BROADEN THEIR HORIZONS AND KEEP THEIR MINDS OPEN. ) BOGGART : Her father, sat in the same armchair he’d always loved. His head turned towards her as he tells her it was all her fault, and the room shrinks. UPDATED: Earlier, and for very good reason, I wrote a drabble centered around what her Boggart would be for a different roleplay. It’s different than what it is now, but I’m nevertheless extremely proud of it. You can read it here. AMORTENTIA : What is it about true love, dearest? What makes everyone go wild? Is it the prospect that someone, someone whole, and unflinching, is out there - waiting for you? Waiting for your embrace, your touch? Or is it just that they are tired - tired of making homes in people and receiving nothing back? You, though. You make homes in all manner of things. And, anyway, who decided homes can’t be humans? Who decided home is a stationary concept? That your heart can’t be held in the hands of many people, that it cannot be crushed and sewn back together in a matter of minutes? Who decided that love, that great big messy concept, has to be romantic? You are as messy in love as you are in life - that is to say, you build pieces of yourself from the people around you, from the pieces of themselves they give you. The skin beneath your ear? Composed of the whispers of secrets from your first boyfriend. Your nose? Your mother’s love. The inside of your wrist? The balm of Emmeline’s arms around your body, shielding you the only way she can.  No. It isn’t so impossible that love is greater than the romance. That love is so many more things. The Greeks of old always said there were many kinds of love. Eros. Agape. Philia. Storge. Ludos. Pragma. Philautia. It is these things that you, alone, recite in that dungeon. The cold seems to envelop you as you take in a breath, the tendrils of your senses magnifying. It can be overwhelming, you know, but you are not as surprised as you expect to be. Warmth, sinking between your fingertips, laps at your cheek, at your lips as you breathe out. It sticks to you, to your tongue. Like caramel and peanut butter, the batter of the cookies your aunt always makes, the s’mores that you made around the campfire just last week. Her hair, or is it her perfume (?) wafting in your direction - regardless, you stay rooted to your place. Daisies, growing wild, the way they had at home, in your back garden. The smell of old brick and something crumbling - that weird Dragonleather smell that stays in the air whenever Hagrid passes, the smell of bursting fireworks (that time that the Marauders hadn’t realized there was anyone still down the corridor) and butterbeer, warming. Your dogs breath, laughter bubbling up as you remark on the smell of toothpaste, on peppermint and mossy treebark.  You’re not surprised to smell all the things that make this place home - you’re not surprised to smell that it’s not made up of just one person - just one thing, fixable - but many. Moving parts that flare up and slide away into the background of your senses. WAND : Phoenix tail feather core. 9 inches. Black Walnut. PETS : Owl, named Athena. Also owns a pitbull, the light of her life, Agape ( LOVE AND AFFECTION ) or Aggie, for short. CHARACTER INSPIRATION : Cinderella, Sonya Rostova, Izzie Stevens, Craig Middlebrooks, Ann Perkins, Ella Lopez, Jess Day, Riley Matthews, Penelope Garcia, Kara Danvers, Capheus Onyango, and Jane Villanueva. ( CHARACTER TAG HERE. )

PART TWO. ARE YOU GOOD AT… DANCING? : I certainly try.  SINGING? : Yes! COOKING? : Somewhat. DUELING? : Never been better. STUDYING? : If my grades are anything to go by, yes. MAGIC? : Uh, I’d hope so.

PART THREE. HAVE YOU EVER… DRIVEN A CAR? : Yes. Not well, though. FALLEN IN LOVE? : … Yes. HAD SEX? : Yes. LAUGHED SO HARD YOU CRIED? : I don’t know anyone who enjoys their life who hasn’t. SMOKED? : ... No. DONE DRUGS? : Nope. BROKEN THE LAW? : Accidentally. KILLED SOMEONE? : No.

PART FOUR. LITTLE SECRETS BIGGEST FEAR : Losing everyone. And everything. SOMEONE YOU ADMIRE : Emme, McGonagall. SOMEONE YOU FEAR : I don’t really know. Dumbledore, when he’s mad. Whatever that ponce of a miserable Muggle hater is called. SOMEONE YOU MISS : Grandpa. Terry. My brother. Mum. Dad. SOMEONE YOU COULDN’T LIVE WITHOUT : Emme. Myself, too. SOMEONE YOU COULD KILL : Anyone who hates muggles. DO YOU WANT KIDS? : Maybe someday. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? : To the right person? Yeah. BIGGEST REGRET : Not sleeping in the same room as my brother that night. ( I could have saved him. I should have saved him. ) CAN YOU SEE THESTRALS? : Yes.

PART FIVE. FINISH THIS SENTENCE I AM… : Sleepy. Wishing Emmeline was here. I WISH… : Ice-cream could become a person. MAYBE ONE DAY… : I won’t feel this guilt anymore. SOMETIMES I… : Fall in love in the morning, and out of it by lunch. MY FAVOURITE SUBJECTS ARE… : Herbology. MY LEAST FAVOURITE SUBJECTS ARE… : History of Magic, Divination. IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN, I WOULD… : Save my brother. IF I COULD GO TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL, I WOULD CHOOSE… : Beauxbatons, not Ilvermorny. IF I COULD CHOOSE A DEATHLY HALLOW, I WOULD CHOOSE… : The Stone. ( Say it like it isn’t a mantra, Dorcas. As though it isn’t something that’s poisoned your dreams since discovering those stories may be based in reality. )

PART SIX. MISCELLANEOUS

DESCRIBE THEIR AESTHETIC IN THREE WORDS : Sea, daisies, laughter. THEME SONG : Lavender’s Blue ( CINDERELLA SOUNDTRACK - 2015. ) / Sonya Alone ( BRITTAIN ASHFORD - NATASHA, PIERRE & THE GREAT COMET OF 1812 - ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST RECORDING. ) / Times are Hard for Dreamers (Pop Version) ( PIPPA SOO - AMELIE - ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST RECORDING. ) TOP FIVE SONGS IN THEIR ( MODERN ) PLAYLIST : You Are Enough - Sleeping at Last, Yellow - Coldplay, When I Kissed the Teacher - ABBA, Breathe - In The Heights, & Paradise - George Ezra. VINE THAT FITS THEM : ( x ) RANDOM HEADCANONS : 1. Dorcas loves deeply. Deeply, deeply, deeply. It’s intrinsic to who she is. She’s protective, maddeningly so, and unable to sit still. She wears her heart on her sleeve, and is a nightmare when it comes to pacing herself. She knows not of patience, or of taking time to breathe. She consists solely of love - a palace built between her ribs of the people that she loves. In this, she is a typical Taurus Hufflepuff. ( x ) 2. Dorcas lost her parents at a very young age. She doesn’t often speak of it - speak about them, about the parents that she lost and the brother that she was unable to save. They were killed in a home burglary turned murder spree when she was six. They’d been meant to go on holiday, but Dorcas had come down with the stomach flu, so they’d foregone the vacation when it spread to Dorcas’s younger sister, Calliope. The only reason that Dorcas survived was that she managed to climb beneath her bed with her younger sister Calliope facing the wall, only her back visible from the opening created by the duvet. She gets stabbed three times, one of those stab wounds narrowly avoiding piercing her spleen and the major abdominal arteries. She still has the scars on her lower back. Callie was uninjured, and she was the one who managed to get to the neighbors house (by climbing out of the window from the second floor and dropping at least eleven feet). Dorcas remembers, mostly, finding out her parents and brother were murdered. The rest of it often feels incredibly foggy. She went through therapy for a number of years before she was discharged from the North West Surrey Mental Health Trust. The nightmares, today, are infrequent, but some nights are worse than others. She often takes a calming draught before she goes to sleep - provided by Madame Pomfrey at the Hospital Wing.  3. Dorcas’s best friend in the universe is Emmeline Vance. They aren’t in the same house, but that doesn’t matter. They met at eleven, on the train to Hogwarts. Dorcas, with brown hair down to her hip, and Emmeline’s hair newly cut into a bob ( her parents had gone wild at her for that one, ) and that was it. The rest, as they say, is History. If you can’t find Dorcas, she’s usually with Emmeline. 60% of her spare time is spent wherever Emmeline is. They’re one another’s great loves. She doesn’t know what she’d be without Emme.  4. Dorcas wants to be a Herbologist or a Healer when she graduates. She’s not sure how likely that plan is to succeed with everything going on - how far she’ll get before she abandons it all to help the people that she wants to help, desperately. As it stands, 40% of her spare time is spent either in the Potions classroom or the Herbology classroom - Potions is a required course for becoming a Healer.  5. If this were a modern AU, Dorcas’d totally be a theater kid. She’d also be that kid that is always making scrapbooks - always half finishing projects, the one that has too many cacti and exotic plants in the corner of her room. She’d keep her phone on her, always, lockscreen always changing. She’d love bands like Little Mix and butcher the Spanish when she tried to sing songs like Despacito.  6. FUTURE: Dorcas manages to live through the Wizarding War ( well, mostly ) without casting the Killing Curse. She’s fast, she’s quick, and she doesn’t stand still. She’s often the one coming careening past the others, ducking beneath their outstretched arms as light - green, red, blue, yellow - is cast against the ground. She Apparates in and out, as though her being there is a mirage. People, injured, bystanders, disappear from where they’d been only seconds before, as soon as her hand secures around anywhere she can grip on. She works with trembling hands, to heal those that she can. Four separate times she manages to Apparate away from under Voldemort’s nose.  The first time is with her arm hooked under Fabian Prewett, his unconscious body bruised and the cut on his arm infected with what she suspects is a modified strain of the venom of the Venomous Tentacula. The second time is with a handful of wands - all belonging to fellow Order members. The third time is with Dedalus Diggle. He’s a handful, that time, splaying limbs, cracking as they twist around. They have a spell maker in their midst but Dorcas is the only one that can sooth the pain, to make it all more bearable while they try and fix it. The fourth time is with Emmeline. Emme’s far too headstrong for her own good, and knows how rare it is that Voldemort himself makes an appearance. Dorcas is the one that breaks Bellatrix’s focus - the Cruciatus curse trained on her best friend, on her Emmeline, flickers when Dorcas passes, a blur of black leather and hair tied up in a bun, bangs hanging low and the light long since dimmed in her eyes. When Emmeline comes to, the pain still ricochets through her bones, and Dorcas is powerless to help. It takes days for the aftershocks to fade. The faintest roar of rage is still heard in Dorcas’s brain. She’s just too slow, in the end, to save herself, although she doesn’t try. She’s not ready, but she is. She’s not happy, but she is. She knew there was only one way this could end. The one incapable of love striking down the one composed entirely of it is the only end that makes sense in a world at war - in a world in which war stories are not one of morals. War stories are made of absolute and uncompromising allegiance to obscenity and evil. It just takes her years to realize. Years to reconcile. Being soft does not make her immune to this. Being alive doesn’t. She is happy, but it is not a happy ending. No - it’s a very sad beginning.

Character Concept: Jane (Jack o Bonnie)

About: Jane is a friendly yet quiet bunny who plays in the same band as Callie. Her Job is both pyrotechnics and being the drummer. Two jobs which are difficult, but easy for her to manage. She is Jake (Jack o chica)'s BFF. Appearance: She has orange fur, green eyes, and red hair with purple stripes. She is fairly tall, being around 6'08(Not including the ears). She is usually seen in a tank top and yogapants or sweatpants. Personality: Jane is quiet and doesn't speak often. She is also very calm and can keep her composure in most situations. People often think the jobs she has are stressing her out, but she loves the challenge of doing both pyrotechnics and drumming, because she's a touch cookie who loves a good challenge. She is Demisexual and the only person she's ever experienced attraction to is Jake.

jane: darn it why are all the baking supplies so high up

jane: i cant reach

jane: if only there was a way that i could get the flour...

roxy: sneezes

jane: if only SOMEONE could help me...

callie: snoring on the couch

jane:

jane:

jane: okay i guess i wont be making cookies this weekend

roxy and callie: ILL GET THE FLOUR JANE

Noticias de series de la semana: FOX recorta 'Lucifer' a última hora

Lucifer acaba antes

Por exigencias de programación y aunque FOX le concedió veintidós, la actual temporada de Lucifer tendrá los dieciocho episodios que, según su creador, fueron pensados originalmente. Los cuatro restantes, con una historia cerrada y muy concreta, se emitirán durante la tercera temporada, que podría tener entre veintidós y veintiséis capítulos. Lucifer vuelve el 1 de mayo con sus últimos cinco episodios y tendrá el final pensado desde el principio. [Fuente]

¿Solo tres temporadas más con Cookie Lyon?

Taraji P. Henson no quiere continuar muchos años más interpretando a Cookie. Comenta en una entrevista a Variety que los guionistas fuerzan sus emociones hasta tal punto que acaba muerta al final de la temporada y debe alejarse del personaje lo máximo posible. Cuando consigan la sindicación, dice, será el momento de abandonar. [Fuente]

La falsa renovación de Fleabag

La semana pasada, RadioTimes anunciaba la renovación de Fleabag por una segunda temporada según la mismísima Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Esta semana, la creadora y protagonista desmentía la información a Digital Spy. [Fuente]

Renovaciones de series

Comedy Central ha renovado Detroiters por una segunda temporada

Hulu ha renovado Shut Eye por una segunda temporada

CBS ha renovado The Big Bang Theory por una undécima y duodécima temporada

CBS ha renovado Blue Bloods por una octava temporada

CBS ha renovado Bull por una segunda temporada

CBS ha renovado Hawaii Five-0 por una octava temporada

CBS ha renovado Kevin Can Wait por una segunda temporada

CBS ha renovado Life in Pieces por una tercera temporada

CBS ha renovado MacGyver por una segunda temporada

CBS ha renovado Madam Secretary por una cuarta temporada

CBS ha renovado Man with a Plan por una segunda temporada

CBS ha renovado Mom por una quinta temporada

CBS ha renovado NCIS: LA por una novena temporada

CBS ha renovado NCIS: New Orleans por una cuarta temporada

CBS ha renovado Scorpion por una cuarta temporada

CBS ha renovado Superior Donuts por una segunda temporada

Univision ha renovado El Chapo por una segunda y tercera temporada

Cancelaciones de series

Cinemax ha cancelado The Knick tras su segunda temporada

Incorporaciones y fichajes de series

Penélope Cruz interpretará a Donatella Versace en la tercera temporada de American Crime Story, sobre el asesinato de su hermano Gianni.

Ashley Judd (Divergent, Heat) se une como regular a la segunda temporada de Berlin Station. Será BB Yates, nueva jefa de estación. Brandon Spink (Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice) será recurrente como Noah, hijo de Robert Kirsch (Leland Orser).

Peter Sarsgaard (The Slap, The Killing) será Martin Schmidt, analista de la CIA, en The Looming Tower.

Adrien Brody (The Pianist, The Grand Budapest Hotel) se une a la cuarta temporada de Peaky Blinders interpretando a un personaje pensado para él. Se desconocen detalles.

Jon Kortajarena se une como recurrente a Quantico. Será Felix Cordova, operativo político.

John Cho (Sleepy Hollow, Selfie) será recurrente en la tercera temporada de Difficult People como Todd, ejecutivo de publicidad y nuevo novio de Billy (Billy Eichner).

Daniel Sharman (Teen Wolf, The Originals) se une como regular a la tercera temporada de Fear The Walking Dead.

Eliza Dushku (Dollhouse, Buffy) participará en tres episodios de Bull con posibilidad de convertirse en regular en la segunda temporada. Será J.P. Nunnelly, la presidenta de una firma de abogados.

Chris Messina (The Mindy Project, The Newsroom) será Richard Willis, detective de Kansas City, en Sharp Objects. Taylor John Smith (American Crime) será John Keene, hermano de una de las niñas asesinadas, y Matt Craven (Resurrection) será Vickery, el jefe de policía del pequeño pueblo de Wind Gap.

John Leguizamo (Bloodline, Ice Age) será el agente de la ATF Robert Rodriguez, enviado a recoger pruebas y construir un caso federal sobre los davidianos, en Waco.

Anne Dudek (Mad Men, House) será recurrente en la tercera temporada de The Flash en el misterioso papel de Tracy Brand.

Raney Branch (The Originals) se une como recurrente a la cuarta temporada de Being Mary Jane. Será Aaliyah Luckett, nueva relaciones públicas asociada de la cadena.

Falk Hentschel (Legends of Tomorrow) se une como recurrente a The Alienist. Será Biff Ellison, un gángster corrupto que dirige burdeles y bares ilegales.

Olivia Sandoval será recurrente en la tercera temporada de Fargo como Winnie Lopez, agente de policía de St. Cloud.

Natalia Cordova-Buckley (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.) será recurrente como Julia Ramos, abogada experta en el negocio de la droga, en la quinta temporada de Bates Motel.

Adam Busch (Buffy, Colony) será recurrente en Altered Carbon como Mickey, un brillante técnico informático de la policía de Bay City.

El actor y rapero Jahking Guillory se une como recurrente a The Chi.

Kate Bosworth (21, Superman Returns), Sarah Wayne Callies (Prison Break, The Walking Dead), Jason Ritter (Parenthood), Jeremy Sisto (Suburgatory, Law & Order), Noel Fisher (Shameless), Michael Kelly (House of Cards, Taboo), Patrick Schwarzenegger (Scream Queens), Jon Beavers (The Fresh Beat Band), Jorge Diaz (Jane the Virgin, East Los High), E.J. Bonilla (Unforgettable), Ian Quinlan (Gotham) y Darius Homayoun (Tyrant) protagonizarán The Long Road Home, basada en el libro de la corresponsal jefe de ABC News Martha Raddatz sobre el Black Sunday de 2004 en Irak, en National Geographic.

Timothy Spall (Harry Potter) protagonizará el episodio "The Commuter" en Electric Dreams. Será un empleado de una estación de tren en la que varios pasajeros diarios están tomando el tren hacia un pueblo que no debería existir. Al investigar, se encuentra con una realidad alternativa que le fuerza a enfrentarse a sus propias penurias familiares. Le acompañan Rebecca Manley (This Is England), Tuppence Middleton (Sense8), Anne Reid (Last Tango in Halifax), Hayley Squires (I, Daniel Blake), Tom Brooke (Preacher), Anthony Boyle, Rudi Dharmalingam, Marko Leht, Matthew Raymond y Naveed Khan.

Daveed Diggs (Black-ish), Laura Dern (Big Little Lies), Ray Liotta (Shades of Blue), Andrea Martin (Difficult People) y Maya Rudolph (Saturday Night Live) tendrán cameos en la tercera temporada de Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Dennis Boutsikaris (Better Call Saul, Billions) y Aaron Poole (Incorporated, Copper) serán recurrentes en Salvation como Malcolm Croft, profesor y mentor de Liam (Charlie Rowe) en el MIT, y Lazlo, un amigo de la niñez de Darius Tanz (Santiago Cabrera) y su jefe de seguridad.

Lydia Wilson (Ripper Street, Star Trek: Beyond, About Time) protagonizará Requiem junto a Joel Fry (Game of Thrones, Plebs) y James Frecheville (The Drop). Completan el reparto Claire Rushbrook (My Mad Fat Diary), Tara Fitzgerald (Game of Thrones), Richard Harrington (Poldark), Joanna Scanlan (No Offence) y Brendan Coyle (Downton Abbey).

Sarah Parish (Atlantis, Broadchurch) protagonizará Bancroft junto a Faye Marsay (Game of Thrones; Love, Nina) y Linus Roache (Vikings, Law & Order). Completan el cast Amara Karan (The Night Of, Lucky Man), Adrian Edmondson (War & Peace), Art Malik (Borgia, Cold Feet), Kenneth Cranham (Maleficent, In the Flesh), Adam Long (Happy Valley), Lee Boardman (The Five, Da Vinci's Demons) y Steve Evets (One of Us, Rev.).

Rebecca Henderson será Judy Clarke, la abogada defensora del Unabomber, en Manhunt: The Unabomber, antes conocida como Manifesto.

Pósters de series

Nuevas series

History Channel desarrolla The Commanders, antologías de entre cuatro y diez episodios que contarán cada año los momentos más importantes de los mandatos de los Presidentes de Estados Unidos. Ya se está trabajando con conocidas biografías de Clinton, Reagan, Roosevelt, Madison y Jefferson para las primeras temporadas. La cadena también se encuentra desarrollando limited series independientes centradas en Washington, Lincoln y Eisenhower.

BBC emitirá Collateral, miniserie de cuatro episodios creada por David Hare (The Hours, The Reader), protagonizada por Carey Mulligan (Suffragette, Drive), dirigida por SJ Clarkson (Love, Nina) y descrita vagamente como un análisis actual del país que se desarrolla durante cuatro días.

Bad Robot, la productora de J.J. Abrams, está preparando una dramedia sobre la vida de RuPaul ambientada en los años ochenta en Nueva York.

Colin Farrell protagonizará la miniserie sobre Oliver North y el escándalo Irán-Contra dirigida por Yorgos Lanthimos (The Lobster) en Amazon.

go90 ha dado luz verde a Zac and Mia, adaptación de la novela de A.J. Betts (2013) sobre dos adolescentes que se conocen en un hospital. Protagonizarán el youtuber Kian Lawley (Before I Fall) y Anne Winters (Tyrant, The Fosters).

Vice Media comienza su andadura en el terreno de la ficción original (sus series tendrán episodios de diez minutos) con el pacto con la plataforma digital francesa Blackpills y la productora inglesa Pulse. Anuncian que adaptarán Spring Breakers, con los mismos productores pero sin la colaboración de la escritora y directora de la película. También emitirán:

Junior, escrita y dirigida por Zoe Cassavetes (Day Out of Days, Broken English), que trata la llegada a la madurez de los adolescentes de hoy criados por Instagram o Facebook.

Twiz and Tuck Bucket List, sobre dos amigos -uno transgénero y otro de género fluido- que recorren Estados Unidos con veinticinco cosas que hacer antes de sentar la cabeza.

Pillowtalk, creada por Mike Piscitelli y la actriz Rachael Taylor (Jessica Jones) y producida por Sharon Horgan (Catastrophe, Divorce), sobre un soltero (Patrick J. Adams, Suits) que intenta mantenerse firme ante un mundo en el que puede tener todo el sexo ocasional que quiera.

Playground, antes conocida como Killer's School y creada por Luc Besson (Taken, Nikita), sobre una adolescente que se une a una escuela de asesinos y descubre el misterio alrededor de la muerte de sus padres.

Pineapple, sobre una joven violada en una mina de carbón que solo acierta a decir la palabra "pineapple" y la investigación que lleva a cabo el sheriff del pueblo.

Tycoon, que sigue a alguien a quien ofrecen cinco millones de dólares a cambio de que otra persona tome todas sus decisiones durante un año.

Skinford, en la que un joven intenta desenterrar a una mujer inmortal con la intención de salvar a su padre.

All Wrong, con un treintañero desempleado y en la ruina que se lleva a casa a una cita de una noche que lo empeora todo.

A Girl Is a Gun, sobre tres mujeres que desaparecen y desatan una gran preocupación en Los Ángeles cuando en realidad están en un campamento entrenando para vengar la injusticia del sistema machista que humilla y explota a las mujeres.

La tercera temporada de Making a Scene, que parodia series o películas con la ayuda de James Franco.

La noruega Maniac (2015), de la que Netflix ya está haciendo un remake con Emma Stone y Jonah Hill.

Una serie creada, producida y protagonizada por el viner Logan Paul.

Una ficción de Bryan Singer (House, X-Men) de la que no se conocen detalles.

Fechas de series

Dimension 404 se estrena en Hulu el 4 de abril

El Chapo se estrena en Univision el 23 de abril

La segunda parte de la cuarta temporada de Being Mary Jane se estrena en BET el 18 de julio

Tráilers de series

Dimension 404

The Handmaid's Tale

Orphan Black - Temporada 5

Snowfall

Fargo - Temporada 3

Empire - Temporada 3

Claws

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Twin Peaks

Make me admit stuff?

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? --- Yeah :) #R

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? --- No

3. Have you taken someones virginity? --- Yes...

4. Is trust a big issue for you? --- No

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? --- Yeah :)

6. What are you excited for? --- Psych 102, and the ICCA Quarter-finals!!!

7. What happened tonight? --- Nothing yet (it’s 10am)

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? --- Ugh yes.

9. Is confidence cute? --- Yes

10. What is the last beverage you had? --- Hot chocolate

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? --- 1 #C

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? --- yep

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? --- I don’t know yet, hopefully R ;)

14. What are you going to spend money on next? --- Phone bill, textbooks, tuition

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? --- Yeah :)

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? --- I hope so

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? --- C, and Devin

18. The last time you felt broken? --- July 27th, 2016

19. Have you had sex today? --- Unfortunately no

20. Are you starting to realize anything? --- I’m not as bad at the whole University thing as I thought I was

21. Are you in a good mood? --- Yep

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? --- Nope nopenopenope

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? --- Yes

24. What do you want right this second? --- Chocolate milkshake and a hug

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? --- ok, and move on

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? --- Yep

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? --- Oh, probably not

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? --- Dirk Gently (It’s some ridiculous show on netflix)

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? --- no, not really

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? --- Some people don’t

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? --- No

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? --- I don’t think so

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? --- Pft hell no

34. Listening to? --- The fireplace 

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? --- Only on exams and when doing sudoku

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? --- Yep

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? --- No

38. Who did you last call? --- Devin

39. Who was the last person you danced with? --- My little sister Callie

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? --- Because we were saying goodbye

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? --- My cousin’s baptism

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? --- No

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? --- All the time

44. Do you tan in the nude? --- No

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? --- Never

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? --- Nope

47. Who was the last person to call you? --- Devin

48. Do you sing in the shower? --- Only when I need to practice for a cappella

49. Do you dance in the car? --- Always

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? --- Yep, I suck, give me a gun.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? --- Headshot for the charity fashion show

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? --- Never in a million years

53. Is Christmas stressful? --- Always, can we skip it?

54. Ever eat a pierogi? --- Ya

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? --- Blueberry

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? --- Astronaut, teacher, dancer, cop

57. Do you believe in ghosts? --- No

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? --- No

59. Take a vitamin daily? --- Iron

60. Wear slippers? --- Nope

61. Wear a bath robe? --- YES SO COMFY

62. What do you wear to bed? --- Nothing

63. First concert? --- Avril Lavigne

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? --- Walmart

65. Nike or Adidas? --- Adidas

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? --- Cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? --- Peanuts

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?  --- Ew.  Can you not?

69. Ever take dance lessons? --- For five years, then I quit to join boxing

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? --- Military or cop like me, same lifestyle makes it easier for us to understand one another

71. Can you curl your tongue? --- Yep

72. Ever won a spelling bee? --- Nope

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? --- Yep, my mother gave me chocolate

74. What is your favorite book? --- Jane Eyre

75. Do you study better with or without music? --- Without

76. Regularly burn incense? --- Used to, grandpa doesn’t like the smoke though

77. Ever been in love? --- Nope

78. Who would you like to see in concert? --- ACDC

79. What was the last concert you saw? --- Michael Buble

80. Hot tea or cold tea? --- Hot

81. Tea or coffee? --- Coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie? --- Double chocolate

83. Can you swim well? --- Yes

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? --- Yes

85. Are you patient? --- No

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? --- Band

87. Ever won a contest? --- Nope

88. Ever have plastic surgery? --- Nope

89. Which are better black or green olives? --- Neither

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? --- Why not?

91. Best room for a fireplace? --- Living room or parlour

92. Do you want to get married? --- No