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fuck-off-im-ace · 29 days

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So my colleague just asked me why i'm white. Sorry to Gretchen Mean Girls, i guess thats really a question people can ask!

#it was so funny tho #i told him it was cause my parents are and he went 'oh....' really quietly #then asked why my parents are white #coffee shop shenanigans

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stressedlilbean · 4 days

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Ok, can the weather just… not? Because it was 32 degrees- fahrenheit for you non-Americans- this morning, so I put on a tshirt, a hoodie, and my fav cloak. I will take no criticism. I work at a coffee shop and it was supposed to get up to 60 around noon and my trip home, so I planned to just, you know, TAKE OFF my hoodie, and be done with it so I don’t overheat again - fun story, another time - and it works. It worked BEAUTIFULLY. 100% successful.

And then

I was asked to organize the ‘messy closet’ that’s in the basement. A task I’m well suited for because I am a good organizer and like doing it. However, messy was a generous term for it. The floor was covered in big boxes, and couldn’t be walked on.

It took me 90 minutes. That was fine. Then, the ceiling tiles fell. Only 2, each 12 in x 12 in. And one broke. It fell right next to me, and my shirt suddenly had a chunk of white powder on the front of it. I’m 90% sure it’s fiberglass.

As a result, I washed my hands and arms, changed into my hoodie, and folded the shirt up inside out, outsides in, and promptly, you guessed it, overheated. At that point, it was 55 outside, but the ovens were on in the back. I also don’t have a car, so I couldn’t drive home to get a new shirt.

In other news, I totally just grabbed one of the shirts we have in a box in the closet because there were plenty of merch shirts and I was SUFFERING.

Is it the weather’s fault? Not really. BUT we’ve had half a dozen false springs so far, and I really didn’t expect a ceiling tile to fall in me today.

#but side note #fahrenheit is such a bad word #i mean the spelling is atrocious #and it took 5 minutes to figure out how to spell it #i had to look up Celcius vs for it to pop up #coffee shop shenanigans #personal vent #but jfc

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emry-stars-art · 18 days

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When the misunderstanding is mutual but they’re both so sweet about it (coffee shop au edition)

Inspired by the tags below (originally on this post) from @blahblaheverythingisgay and @lovelyprincejehan accompanied by some thoughts:

thank you for bringing this GALAXY brain take to my attention 😂 this guy comes in, all cagey about his past and his scars, always wearing baggy clothes but complaining about compression clothes (being on the run does a number on your joints and muscles), picking out a name for himself??? OBVIOUSLY he’s trans right

They somehow manage to have like three separate conversations about it without realizing they’re talking about two very different scenarios. Andrew only was so wrong for so long because scars on their own (and even being a criminal lbr) are such non-issues that it didn’t even occur to him that Neil could be talking about anything less important than being trans lol

Andrew had his little crisis about it and landed pretty solid on yeah he’s still into Neil regardless, and yeah he’s still super gay. He’ll figure out the rest from there. The only thing he didn't prepare for was Neil being uh. Cis

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canisalbus · 3 months

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I'd like to say that I love your art but never really saw the older stuff where Machete is just getting the shit kicked out of him by a homophobic universe so I only know your cute gay dogs as operatically dramatic dudes getting into Situations that only homosexuality can save them from.

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#Machete has a long history of getting the shit kicked out of him #it's still funny to me that there's now a significant amount of people that got to know him as one half of the cute gay dog duo #he's an angsty venty edgy misery sink of a character #folks that have followed my work for years have watched him get stabbed eviscerated and beheaded on the regular #this redemption arc of finding hope and love and coffee shops is a new development #answered #anonymous #I personally enjoy the boyfriend shenanigans greatly I'm unironically happy for them

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hoofpeet · 2 years

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Imagine this. Pumpkin and Plum go trick-or-treating. Sugar enjoys candy. Everyone finds out that Spice has a regular Staryubucks (Sawsbucks??) order. The Halloween Shenanigan potential is infinite.

Halloween episode real ... Sugar just says fuck it and goes as a zoroark sphinx person with dog ears and legs and nobody questions it. Plum keeps shapeshifting into different kids and manages to trick her way into getting a 4 pound haul of candy before any of her parents can notice (half of which she can't eat b/c she's a puppy 😔) <-Spice thinks it's funny as hell that he can eat chocolate while Plum can't and makes sure to eat a kitkat right in front of her. just to torment her a little bit

#hoof draws #replacement ingo au #i love halloween shenanigan's #<3 #also i love spice having a regular starbucks (?) order. he has the drink sensibilities of a suburban aunt tho #technically works at gear station and the only thing he spends his money on is the coffee shop around the corner

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vodrae · 7 months

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Poison Ivy has one craving from her old life, a frappuccino from Starbucks.

She knows, they're unethical, you can't recycle your cup, the workers are not treated decently everyday (The Seattle Supersonics are in Oklahoma because of the owner)

But, when she was in college, it was her treat, after a long day in the lab, or her room. It was not even that good, but they were just in the corner.

And now, this pregnant lady level craving is driving her mad.

Until.

Until one day her half italian girlfriend after putting the house upside down, welcomed her with an home made caramael coffee with homemade vegan whipped creame.

Every flowers blossom in Gotham in an instant.

(Batman is coming quickly because it's 23rd december and Ivy just give him a cup and he seats, and they're happy)

#poison ivy #fanfic ?#prompt ?#harley quinn #harlivy #coffee AU #coffee shop au #batman #batfamily shenanigans #batfamily headcanons #gotham city sirens #gotham city #dc comics #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #batman headcanon #tim is eating the wet blend coffee with a spoon in the back #starbucks

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fridgrave2-0 · 21 days

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michie coffee shop AU has taken over my mind

i was thinking about it for two hours non-stop and its just AAAAAAA i want to draw or write it so badly, maybe even start a comic (which i won't finish but still)

i just love to think what max has to work at beanie's bc he lost a game and his dad made him work to earn a place in his house (max now basically rents his own room). so max has to spend the first half of the day at school, then work at coffee shop until 10pm and do football between school and work. he's tired AF and slowly looses his grasp over everything

its like he enters the adult life earlier, and max knew from the beginning what he will suck at it ("don't need no one to tell me // high school will be my peak"), so the fact what he still needs to go to school, earn money AND remain the star quarterback drives him insane. he's 25/8 frazzled, he can't do everything, barely sleeps (still needs to do his homework after job and he struggles with it all the time) and his blood is 80% celsius at this point. and then the guys like callahan show up, trying to overthrow max and make his job unbearable

but while his life feels like a burning dumpster, max (unwillingly in the beginning) serves the nerds who are the regular customers, and especially richie who's uncle has a crush on max's supervisor. max can't bully his customers (all he can do is spit in people's coffee like emma taught him), but then richie does nothing to make his job even worse. he's kind, he seems to really like max's coffee and more important! richie doesn't make him sing when tips (max wants to believe its a normal practice in their family to give 5$ tip for every order, or richie leaves 1$ for everyone in their nerd group bc no one else do that). max can't even spit in his coffee after that, and that is something!

#it's just funny coffee shop shenanigans #but also a redemption arc for max #there is so much potential #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #michie #pete spankoffski #ruth fleming #stephanie lauter #grace chasity #npmd #nerdy prudes must die

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ejunkiet · 9 months

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>:3 tagged by @andr0leda and @taelonsamada - hehehehe THANK YOU

tagging - you, reading this! also: @frenchiefitzhere @teafairywithabook @glassbearclock @romirola @mutantenfisch @slushrottweiler @pinksparkl @evilbunnyking @serenpedac @chroniclesinlacuna <33

#so I do like a coffee shop and college au #but aged up okay #as in: grad school #mid-to-late twenties only hahahahah #but yes #HUDDLING FOR WARMTH IS MY TOP TEN MOST FAVE TROPE #especially after someone (oh no!) falls into icy water #and has to be warmed up #I am a sucker for shenanigans that lead to close proximity #(with consent!!!)#also have a soft spot for the good ol' bang or die fics..... but again. based on the author #and their handling of the topic of consent heheh #<3

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aurosoulart · 2 years

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just realized that I hadn’t posted these here yet but I gave Daybringer a frappuccino

#vr art #3d #3d art #deer #digital art #art #3d model #the frapp is a separate art project i'm making for my favorite coffee shop #they have a worms n dirt drink with actual gummy worms in it #and it's one of my favorite things in the whole world #also yes that is a toilet paper on his antlers #someone in chat said his antlers looked like fancy tp roll holders #and thus shenanigans were born

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galionne-vibin · 6 months

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People I have had to deal with at my job in a small coffee shop (a non-exhaustive list)

Middle aged white woman ordering a bagel with charred peppers, throwing a fit because the peppers are, in fact, charred

Slightly older middle aged white woman telling us she feels weak and is about to pass out so we HAVE to give her beer. We don't serve alcohol. It was 9am.

Guy points to & orders a slice of cheesecake and eats it. Throws a fit because actually he meant bubble tea and we gave him "the wrong thing".

Group of teens ordering three frappés. They watch us make the drinks. When all three are finished they realize actually they wanted one frappé and a cookie can we give them their money back?

Small unsupervised child running around the shop for 10 minutes. Runs into the back kitchen and almost throws himself into our industrial oven to get at the unbaked cookies. Mom tells him he "really needs to calm down" when we bring him back to her. We had to barricade the door because he kept coming back.

The slightly concerning amount of people asking if there's mayo in the chicken/mayo sandwich.

That one guy telling us he's allergic to peanuts after ordering almost exclusively M&Ms and Snickers based products

That other guy who came in asking if we sold rotisserie chicken.

Parents ordering bubble tea for their kids because the kids saw it on Tiktok, only for them to later tell us they didn't know it had tea in it and their kids don't like tea so we should give them their money back

Woman in her forties telling me the heat wave that was hitting the country at the time was because of a giant ball of fire in the sky (not the sun!) because the government wants to make the Earth explode and I should look it up on Youtube there's videos explaining everything

#i don't even know what to tag this #definitely gonna have to update with more soon #work life #coffee shop adventures #irl shenanigans

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locked-tomb-shenanigans · 1 year

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Now that we’ve got the official go-ahead, here’s my other two @tlt-holiday-exchange fics:

Summary: The first time Palamedes drags Harrow to their local queer coffee shop, she doesn’t even want to leave the apartment. But afterwards, something makes her keep coming back.

Or: Gideon and Harrow meet again after ten years. Expectedly, they still don’t get along. Unexpectedly, everyone seems to assume they’re in love with each other.

I wrote this fic as a pinch hitter and couldn’t have been happier with the prompt. It ended up at 12k almost on the dot and explores Gideon and Harrow’s relationship, as well as their friendship with Palamedes and Camilla and relationships with their respective families (Pyrrha and Nona and Pash for Gideon, Magnus and Abigail for Harrow). I had so much fun.

Summary: If she could, Harrow would stay in bed and cuddle with her wife all day. Miserably, Gideon wants to get up for breakfast.

Short little post-canon time skip fic (around 1.5k) where Gideon and Harrow are married with a cat. That’s it that’s the plot.

This one I wrote as a treat fic for @griddle-cakes, who not only had a bunch of very fun prompts that I just had to write at least one treat for but is also one of my favorite tlt authors :)

This was actually the first fic I finished for the exchange, all the way back in November.

I got excited and wanted to do way more than I got done, but maybe I’ll do another fic or two in the future when I have time again. For now, I’m hoping to get a little more reading in on the other exchange fics I haven’t gotten around to yet.

I received this wonderful piece:

Summary: Gideon is in the hospital after a major injury and doesn't want to be a burden. Harrow just has to do something about that.

Funnily enough this is a) from the person I was the pinch hitter for, and b) they’re a longtime reader of mine, so they could carry over a few fun details from my own fics as well as had a pretty good idea what I’d like, which fucking rocks. Gideon being comforted by Harrow is one of my favorite things to write and read, just in general, and this fic is an absolute treasure in that regard :)

#Griddlehark #Tlt #the locked tomb #Gideon nav #harrowhark Nonagesimus #palamedes Sextus #camilla Hect #gideon x harrow #harrow x Gideon #Gtn #htn #ntn #ntn spoilers #(just in case since there’s some mild ones in the coffee shop AU)#Eleena’s writing shenanigans #Tlt holiday exchange

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fuck-off-im-ace · 3 months

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A girl came in at the coffee shop where i work, asked for an iced coffee to go, so i started making it in one of the plastic to go cups we give for cold drinks. She watched me prepare it all, and right where i was about to put the plastic straw in it she went "oh... i didnt want a straw... could you maybe do it in one of the cardboard cups for hot drinks?" And that seemed like a peculiar but reasonable request so i transfered it, threw away the plastic cup, gave her the iced coffee and she said "thanks! Now i dont have to waste plastic!"

And then she left, leaving me doubfounded by the fact that she wasted More Plastic than if she had just. Taken a fucking straw.

#like she watched me prep it #i was right in front of her #she didnt mind the single use plastic cup #but the straw tho???#thats where the devil is #anyway #weird interaction #coffee shop shenanigans

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fr-3-aksh-0-w · 2 months

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Coffee shop life:

My coworker finished making a drink for me to hand out and said

“That’s the ch-hhhhuuiiii.” It was a chai latte😭

He also just walked in front of me holding two coffees, looked at my screen and then said

“These aren’t for youuuuu.” Then put them in the walk-in pickup 💀

#ragtagrunaways #barista #coffee shop life #coffee shop #adult work #workplace #shenanigans

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breakfastteatime · 9 months

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#coffee shop signs #hehehehe forgot about this one too!#lololololololol #real life shenanigans

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olympiansally · 11 months

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CHAPTER 2 IS OUT :)

So I have now posted the second chapter of “that one College AU where all the tropes apply, featuring Dazai’s attempts at communicating that only make things worse and the ensuing chaos” so have fun with that lmao

#yk also known as my wholesome skk fic #also also known as the fake relationship/coffee shop AU #also known as the roommates AU #and so on and so forth lmao #but this chapter is even sweeter than the last #just shenanigans before the plot starts plotting yk how it is #I will start working on some more angsty things again soon though so also looks out for that!#Not for this one though like this fic shall remain fluffy but yk new stuff #but for now! This!!!#go read go read <3 #skk #soukoku #bsd #bungo stray dogs #skk fanfiction #bsd fanfiction

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babymagi · 6 months

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I wrote a Halloween AliJu fic!!! :D

Very fluffy and funny, at least in my opinion, but I'm also the one who wrote it lol

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