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coruscantsbookstore · 2 years

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rex, singing under his breath: how can i be homophobic

rex, pointing at cody: my bitch is gay

cody, sighing: i am neither your bitch nor am i gay

rex:

rex: …you’re not?

#cody: why would you think that #rex gesturing wildly in obi-wan’s general direction: !!!#star wars #obi wan kenobi #cc 2224 #commander cody #clone wars #star wars hc #codywan #captain rex #ct 7567

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padawansuggest · 9 months

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I really hate pining with all my heart, so here’s an idea: CodyWan who fall in love within the first month of meeting each other and hold hands and give hugs and little nuzzles and everyone else is like ‘yeah. Cody and the General. They sure are friendly…’ but no one says it to them till they overhear it one day and straight up go ‘we got married on month two of dating’ and everyone loses their minds they thought they were in a ‘everyone but them knows they’re married’ AU but they’re actually in a ‘speedrun strangers to old married couple’ AU and they’re so confused.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #clone wars #commander cody #codywan #I’m both demiromo and ace so pining has no interest to me at all #you either find your soulmate and immediately fall in love or you don’t Lmao #I asked her to marry me before I asked her out you know and she said yes #pining is like the opposite of my likes I want them to immediately start to date and then face the REAL monster #which would be reality and life around them and maybe raising padawans idk #I’m so tired of stories that end with them confessing and then nothing else #me and my gf want the happy ending okay we wanna see them be stupid and in love thanks #I think this is also why I stick to kink fics st least I’m getting them together for that shit

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u5an5 · 1 month

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Theory: The Clone X was not Cody like some people think or even Fives (I know he's been dead for a very long time but so was Boba Fett and look where we are. Plus, Echo was supposed to be certainly dead too; making him Winter Soldier-esque storyline wouldn't be that surprising) or not even Slick.

((Also, now that we've seen his face devoid of any tattoos or scars I think first two takes are definitely not applicable anymore; they wouldn't put that much effort to make him unrecognizable))

Back to the point: In my opinion, The Clone X was none other than...

Fox.

Now let me explain.

Who else, other than X, was loyal to the law and justice dictated by it over any moral or ethic code?

Fox.

Who else was portrayed with such single-minded focus on hunting down traitors of the government he served, regardless of what it was?

Fox.

Who else could know not only Coruscant so well but also identify Rex like they knew each other?

He already was a remarkably successful tracker of traitors, why not make him more efficient by pointing them out for him?

Good soldiers follow orders, after all.

#clone assassin #commander fox #star wars tbb #i know that hes got killed really early after Order in comics but i would honestly prefer him to die this way #the bad batch spoilers #commander cody #arc trooper fives #tcw slick #cc 1010 #star wars #sw tbb #sw the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #tbb theory #we dont even know for sure how he looks like cause in one moment we see corries without helmets all of them have standard paintjob #idk if its just animation error but because of it we cant be 100% sure fox ever regreted it without him being shown grieving with rest #hes just taking a breath when fives is dying and personaly i see it more as him rolling his eyes that rex is being mushy with traitor #but there are 3 clones behind fox when hes shown and then the one taking off his helmet stands beside 2 others so it may actualy be it???#and if he DOES regret it imo is more in 'shame i had to do it' rather than 'shame i did it' way if you know what i mean #hes just doing his job and hes GOOD at it. not his fault that him being competent is bad for the good guys #my point is: outside of one page incomic that can be at any point made noncanon or recontextualized theres no evidence that it cant be him #they already retconed more important things. why not this?#i think its likely that in case im right we can assume that all named corries were made into CloneX #none of them appeared yet despite how much of action happens on coruscant #and only thorn died on screen; in a way preventing him from being viable option nonetheless #three hits point blank months before Order seem unlikely but theyve done weirder things so him returning wouldnt be THAT weird so uhh idk #but yeah cx-02 is tech #winter soldiering doesnt stop #i mean THIS could be fox/other corrie but it being tech is way too cliche oportunity to waste it on them (derogatory towards disney)#pls disney let corries hunt down traitors like they used to pls

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howdidthisevenhappenanyway · 11 months

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*taps microphone* so i’d just like to talk about all the little kids in coruscant who would absolutely be out of their mind with love and awe for the corrie guard, and their fire engine red painted armour

these kids

these kids would wait at their windows to watch them drive past their window on a scheduled patrol. they’d be so thrilled to see them in the market. or when Fox is standing next to Palpatine in the press in his extra red paint

their parent will be like ‘want to talk to them?’ and the kids will get all shy.

they might even draw pictures of them to give to them

because no matter what the adults think, abiut flesh droids or military police being given more and more responsibility (that theybwould see as power) as the war went on, but little kids know what’s up. they know how cool garbage men are, and fire men (with the shiny red paint), and other civil servants that adults don’t think are awesome but kids know

and you know, you just know that Sergeant Hound, with his cute mastiff and awesome bucket paint would be the absolute pinnacle of coolness to an eight year old coruscanti child

#I forgot to take my pain meds today and then did things so I’n stuck in bed in agony but I thot I’d write out the cute headcanon #that I’ve been thinking about for a while #how the adults would listen to the propoganda that makes civil unrest more likely #because palps wanted turmoil at home to make the senators nervous so they gave him more power #he would absolutely use the guard like a sledgehammer #adults would also know why the corries have mastifs and riot gear and why there were shock troopers posted on a republic planet #and about the raids that keep happening to innocent people #and all of the money and drugs and material goods and wven food and water that were being confiscated for the most flimsy of reasons #and the people who were being arrested never to be seen again #but the kids #would think they were so cool and act like they were celebrities #ok good meeting #I’m writing a winged clone fic and so you can imagine how much this is turned up to eleven when the corries have WINGS and can FLY #some kids would obviously think cody or rex or any of the other clones that ended up in propoganda next to obi-wan and anakin etc were #the best but they would get into arguments with the kids who were all about the corries #some autistic kid thinking hound is the height of clone existsnce #some other autistic kid thinking the logistics offocers were awesome #I just like thinking about it #coruscant guard #corrie shenanigans #corrie guard #commander fox #commander thorn #commander thire #commander stone #sergeant hound #clone trooper hound #star wars headcanons #fluff

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levitatingbiscuits · 2 years

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very little is funnier to me than anakin having absolutely no clue that cody hates him, but one thing that scores higher is cody continuing to hate vader for extremely petty reasons after order 66

#i just think it would be hilarious #rex is sweating every time they interact because only he can read cody well enough to know just how much cody loathes him #anakin is one of those ppl who's never heard of subtlety or professionalism so he thinks cody likes him #cody does not like him #idk why this made up dynamic tickles me so much but god it's so good #every time anakin sets foot on cody's ship his blood pressure immediately spikes #one time he was in the medbay while anakin was in there and alarms started BLARING #the medics had to kick him out bc they were genuinely worried he was gonna go into cardiac arrest #during the empire era cody's the only one not scared of vader bc he's just so consumed with petty annoyance by him daring to exist nearby #not even the chip can brainwash that out of him #others: oh lord vader my apologies plsdontkillme #cody: WHY DOES THIS BITCH BREATHE SO LOUDLY. WHY ISN'T ANYONE ELSE BOTHERED BY THIS. ARE YOU HEARING THIS??

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banannabethchase · 14 days

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It's incomprehensible to me why people want to see AEW fail. At the most basic level, which some of these critics seem to focus on, there are more jobs for wrestlers which means more money and options in the business. More options means more competition which means all promotions are stepping up their game to put on fantastic shows which draw viewers, wrestlers, and other professionals. It means a better opportunity for any and all wrestlers to find what suits them best. On another end, multiple accessible promotions to fans means we can pick and choose what kind of wrestling we want to watch throughout the week. We can choose different shows from different promotions every week based on who is wrestling, and skip episodes that don't meet what we want while still seeing what we want to watch. Or, we can stay with a single promotion and watch all they have to offer as a whole. If you're out of your mind like I am, you watch as much as humanly possible because I love watching wrestling and don't really care about the promotion aspect of it.

The us vs. them dichotomy serves no one except perhaps a few billionaires at the very top who want to create monopolies in the TV industry and get all viewership on 3-5 channels. At that point, it's not even about wrestling. It's about people who can live off the interest of their backup bank account wanting even more money. And why the fuck would you want to encourage that?

#wtf i like wrestling now???#been thinking about this a LOT since my facebook and Instagram have been inundated with bitchy unverified posts #1) i dont care what you have to say Nobody69420 on facebook #2) Why are you so hellbent on AEW failing when some of your former favorites are there and would be out of a job if they went under #what really gets me is how fast people turn on people who swap to AEW #Cody's character sucked in AEW toward the end because he wouldn't turn heel #but ive seen no one who primarily enjoys AEW berate him or insult him for going to WWE #on the other hand #the vitriol spewed toward Mercedes and Copeland is outrageous #THEY ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU #anyway tl;dr wrestling is stories but the humans are real

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cephalopodsquad · 3 months

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so how is wwe gonna acknowledge in storyline how cody went from a spineless doofus, stepping aside so the rock can have roman to a week later being like FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR DADDY AND YOUR GRANDDADDY I WANT MY MATCH WITH ROMAN.

like are we going back to the drawing board or are we just going okay moving on to the next on the itinerary list

#wwe #“this is bullshit!” my brother in rhodes you created the situation #this is why i dont think this is a work. i dont think they would have shot themselves in the foot like this and fumbled this bad on purpose #like yeah theyve fumbled but not THIS bad #wwe lb #this is not cody hate btw i just think theyre throwing his character around like a tennis ball against a brick wall

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novodontia · 7 months

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I want to microwave him (he's my favorite)

#do you think he would explode #total drama #cody td #total dramarama #why was he such a punching bag in that show lmao #my posts :)

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poppyseed799 · 10 months

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Confession that will get me cancelled: I will sometimes reference super mario logan videos cuz I used to watch some. and they were honestly really funny if you ignored the problematic bits.

#I AM SO SORRY EVERYONE. but some of those jokes have stuck with me for years.#UNIRONICALLY THE EPISODES HAD A REALLY GOOD FORMULA. LIKE WTF.#I’m not getting over the episode where they were gonna fail the test but Cody let them copy his test #and then the teacher said ‘you did really great Cody!’ he said ‘I got an A?’ the teacher said ‘yeah on all 3 of them!’#‘YOU IDIOTS COPIED MY N A M E TOO?????’ bro that was hilarious 😭😭😭#also the episode where Junior believed the Sun was a planet. bro. the plot twist that they sent him to the sun not because they believed him #but because they thought a kid stupid enough to believe you could land on the sun deserved to be sent to it 😭😭😭 WTFF #there are some episodes I remembered really liking but I don’t remember why #and as much as I’d like to rewatch them I… don’t think I can……..#I think if I went to rewatch old SML videos I’d be shot #also the journey to find the specific episodes would probably be a disaster #anyways that is my confession. I do not support SML or the problematic things in the episodes I liked.#it was just genuinely really funny and clever sometimes. unfortunately. I only watched it cuz my siblings did. side note all the special ed #kids in highschool loved it and I was confused cuz I was also a special ed kid who had seen it like. how did this ableist bs gain such an #autistic following. I’m telling you it’s because the episode formulas were actually really good. this sucks. I wish it wasn’t so problematic

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jeysuso · 1 year

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can i just say that at 27 years old i’m really not in the business of arguing with a complete stranger about a man who walks around the wwe looking like a long lost holly brother

#i don't like him and i'm not gonna #you can't come in my askbox and start telling me why he deserves the title lmao #he deserves fuck all my guy #his dad wouldn't want him to just be Handed the shit either and that's that on that #if you think he would you don't know dusty #i put anti cody on my anti cody posts for a Reason baby

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capricornsicle · 1 year

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(Image: Handshake meme template. One arm is "Deucalion in season 5", the other is "Beacon Hills lacrosse refs". Where they're shaking hands is replaced by the "I pretend I do not see it" meme.)

#look I have a lot of thoughts about teen wolf lacrosse. feel free to send asks/dms if you have questions I love talking about this #sorry in advance for the essay in the tags #I was suddenly possessed by the need to make this as quickly as possible #this is going to be funny to a small sect of people but I hope it will be as funny as I think it is #the refs fr be like -_-#you are not doing your job. why #the players will be fouling + illegal checking + stabbing + breaking bones + turning into wolves on the field and the refs are like #(looking off into the distance) hmm did I leave the stove on?#this is what I get for playing lacrosse in high school #I am one of 4 people who understands a sport that is a great metaphor aside from how much the refs ignore shit #ONE OF THE PLAYERS STABS SOMEONE. THIS HAPPENS IN S4 #if you can't follow play fast enough to see the most obvious foul in history why are you coaching #I know it's an aggressive sport but I coached middle schoolers as part of my longstanding high school detention #and as a lax ref the first thing you learn is how to break up a fight #bet these mfs on the sidelines have never gotten stick checked in the throat by an angry 13yo #like when they do break up a scuffle they do it so limp wristy #'are you gonna do that again' 'no' 'sure thing kid'#even if cody saintgnue was the one blatantly fouling like that I would still call that shit! you can't body slam someone! that's not legal!#ffs tv acts like ANYTHING is legal in lacrosse and it's basically soccer with sticks #checking is not targeted harassment (at least that's not legal play) it's only allowed when someone has the ball or is picking it up #and if you keep body checking someone when you can get by with less you will get called #in fact you get preemptively fouled for body checking too often even when it's entirely legal #+ most body checks are shoulder bc it's way easier to dislodge the ball without breaking someone's back #teen wolf #teen wolf memes #you ever think there's a watermark on your meme but then realize it's just tumblr text editing icons all over the place? good times

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firefly-fez · 1 year

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guys i was arguing with my brother about the star wars yesterday because - get this - he thought cody was a member of the 501st. He is an avid star wars, fan too, which makes it even funnier. legit. he’s loved star wars since he was a kid, got me into the franchise, has seen everything, watched tcw a million times over back to back, plays the video games, reads the comics and. he genuinely thought. commander cody. was a member of the 501st

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tennessoui · 2 years

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It sounds like Cody wins in pirate au, Obi-Wan and Anakin retire and he gets to captain the ship! He gets nice visits from his pal and niblings, and he gets Cal and Ahsoka to babysit! He can start a flirtation with Anakin's mom 😂 I bet Obi-Wan would have to fake not being a pirate to escape authorities so he uses his piratical wealth to get a nice house and maid for Anakin to claim he's wealthy merchant Ben Kenobi, no relatin to the pirate, so Cody could even court Anakin's mom as legit captain

tbh,,,,maybe that was cody's plan along. obi-wan is sort of fighting with himself re: making this decision of retirement and cody is like 'you need to do it for the safety of your pregnant mate' (but really if cody walks up on them having sex against the bow or crow's nest one more time he's going to lose it. lose it.)

i love the addition of ben kenobi!!! that would be obi-wan's wealthy merchant secret identity name, wouldn't it? i bet he does something sorta stupid but well-meaning where he drops 4 month pregnant anakin off at some manor house he just bought in a good, safe area, and then goes sailing around the caribbean to ruthlessly ransack whatever ships and ports he can so he can bring back as much gold and wealth as he can to provide for his family so he doesn't have to leave again for a long time

but of course he comes back and anakin is livid at being left at all and he's also like so much further along in his pregnancy and obi-wan doesn't know how to make the omega less mad---he sticks to his guns that he had to in order to provide---but also he is....he is very distracted during any and all fights. it's not even like he left anakin alone, he left him with some of his favorite crew mates!! for protection!! and company (mostly for protection)

#asks #i think tbh #most of my obi-wans don't understand why their anakins are so mad to be left #like it happens so much in my stories rip #and every time i feel like the obi-wan is like 'look you were better off without me for this bit of time and i do not understand #why you would have wanted me around'#(which is really the heart of it all even this au)#but also use my body #hs reunion #reverse master/padawan etc etc #so many of my stories invove obi-wan trying to leave and it's about anakin's safety #but it's really about his own perception of anakin not being safe with him #oh!! vowbreaker lol how could i forget #but yeah like he's the bad thing thaat could hurt anakin #when really his absence is what hurts anakin the most #oh anyway sorry i got derailed #even on a post meant to be about cody's final happy ending win im talking obikin internal dynamics rip #pirates of the caribbean au #squick tag: a/b/o

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sinningvin · 1 month

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Imagine getting triggered over Toontown corporate clash dialogue couldn’t be me

#god this is the lamest side effect of ptsd #or just trauma in general #unhealthy management of stress? constantly being on edge? being scared to socialize?#nah this is the worst part because it’s so embarrassing #anyways ‘can you say owch?’ Flint bonpyre your days are numbered #god man if you hate belittliling why do you do it to me #why are you like this #is everyone else like this?#‘hi I’m your narrator. Cody is now going to go into a brief downward spiral questioning if his f/os love him and why he is always bullied’#I mean if flints like this are other cogs like this too? in the cog suit description I think there was a part talking about manipulating -#deals and toons #and now I’ve been really worried that my f/os #(specifically Misty (because my abuser was a woman and as a result I was scared to talk and make friends with girls) and Allan (because #-he’s a higher ranking cog))#wouldn’t actually love me and would manipulate and hurt me in our relationships #and I’m scared they would take the chance to infantilize me and condescend me #and I have absolutely massive trauma relating to that #also if you bring up that Misty was treated badly I was bullied severely by many kids that were bullied too #like I would see it play out two or three years before they would call me slurs and shit #so I’m scared it might be like that #I don’t know why people don’t like me and consider me the lowest of the low #I think it’s because I’m neurodivergent and transgender #but everyone hated me #the only person who would really hang out with me the whole year was actually really creepy towards me #and the others all went away because the school was shut #I don’t know I’m just scared my f/os would infantilize and hurt me for the same reasons my abuser and every who bullied me did #if that makes sense #like I’m actually tweaking I’m panicking #why am I always the denizen that has to suffer #it’s always me

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omaano · 4 months

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Touchy subject

"The 501st was one of the best legions during the war. I've lost a lot of good men over the years - some of them would have given even you Mandos a run for your credits. And my general... My general was a good man too, but that's enough of that, I thought you were too old for bedtime stories by now."

Din just tried to figure out what the colour of the clones' armor paint meant, and why he's never heard Rex mention his CO during all the wartime stories and lectures; whereas he's already got to meet Wolffe and his general and even heard Cody mention his every once in a blue moon. (Special thanks to @witchydom for helping with the "dialogue" :3)

The rest of my Star Wars meets Hades AU project is here

I'll take a bit of your time to give a bit of an explanation why I decided to put Rex in Skelly's spot:

During a playthrough when I was looking for screenshots to use as backgrounds the first thing that greeted me was Zagreus calling Skelly "Captain" upon entering the armoury, or whatever that chamber is called. And that really decided it, let's be honest. Rex is Captain, and that is the Captain's spot. End of story.

Reading "still got it" by qigiined even before I got into watching TCW was such a personality defining experience (seriously, this fic lives forever rent free in my brain), that I really had no other option but to put the few clones that I'm willing to work into this AU somewhere around home base (the covert) - so you can guess where Cody and Wolffe are situated. Or will be, hopefully soon enough. Rex needs to be able to hang out with Cody, that's just how it is. (Rebels and TBB canon who?)

Rex deserves to teach some uppity Mando bounty hunters and other warriors who think too much of themselves a few lessons in humility and some crafty tricks. I think it would be very good for him.

As a throwaway note since we are already under the read more section, I've been thinking about sigils and keepsakes (trinkets) and cthonic companions (I know that over a year ago I inaccurately but very self indulgently designed one for Din, Boba and Cobb, that is not the point now) and while Cody can have one shaped like Boga, and Wolffe can obviously get a stuffed loth wolf (and Bo-Katan a very squishy owl)... I have no idea what shaped companion Rex could have. If anyone has any suggestions and would love to share it with me, I'd be very grateful!

#captain rex #rex #the clone wars #star wars the clone wars #tcw fanart #sw tcw #my art #hades au #star wars fanart #old man rex #star wars rebels #sw rebels #I grew to love his beard so much I cannot believe it #these two gave me so much grief but in the end I think I managed to pull them together #old man rex somewhat even looks like boba too which makes me really relieved I'm not gonna lie #but also boba looks so messy in comparison to these later drawings when I actually know what I'm doing orz #also new pocket rex look at him!#but not too closely please he is a little sketchy

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woso-dreamzzz · 14 days

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Sorry

Leah Williamson x Reader

Summary: The aftermath of the World Cup

The celebrations were crazy.

The champagne, the shots, the drunken phone calls to your mother.

It all came to a close as you got back on a plane and flew home to London. You were riding the high all through the flight but you lost it all as soon as you stepped foot on English soil.

Your World Cup medal suddenly felt heavy in your bag as you slipped into the house. It was still quiet out, the moon still high in the sky.

Leah was a lump in the bed, still awake. You could tell even though it was stupid o'clock in the morning and she usually slept like a log.

You knew Leah like the back of your hand and you knew when she was feigning sleep.

You also knew not to push, flipping open your phone and sending a quick text to Codi assuring her that you made it home safely.

A similar one appeared from her a few minutes later and you got to work slipping into your pyjamas.

You hadn't said anything to Leah.

She didn't say anything to you.

You slipped into bed next to her. Usually, you would throw your arm over her waist and pull her closer but just like you knew not to talk, you knew not to touch as well.

Sleep came easier to you than it did to Leah. The late-night flight combined with Codi chattering in your ear the whole time had you exhausted and you fell into a slumber very quickly.

You didn't know what to expect when you padded downstairs the next day.

Leah's spot in the bed was empty and cold. You could hear the coffee machine whirring in the kitchen and stood to go meet your fate.

"Hi, amor," You said, lingering in the doorway.

"Hi." Leah didn't turn around to look at you, staring out the window into the garden.

Her hands trembled around her mug, raising it to her lips and sipping.

The tension was palpable. It was thick and heavy like wading through a bog.

It was silent for a beat and then-

The most awful noise ripped from Leah's mouth and you flinched. She turned to look at you, tears falling from her face as you looked at each other.

"Amor...I'm sor-"

"Don't apologise," Leah choked out," Just...don't apologise. You've nothing to apologise for. You won the World Cup, don't say sorry about that."

"Amor..." You reached for her, wary in case she rejected you but she didn't.

Her head rested on your shoulder as she sobbed and you gently rubbed her back, letting Leah curl up in your strong arms while she cried.

"Don't apologise," She said again," Don't you dare. It was the best moment of your life. Don't let me ruin it."

You apologised anyway. "I'm sorry it had to be against England."

Leah hadn't played in the tournament, not with her acl tear but she had been in the crowd for the final. She had watched as Spain outclassed England at every turn.

She watched the fluidity between you and your teammates, reminded just why Arsenal had headhunted you straight from Barcelona. You would have never realised that you had been playing away from your childhood club for years at this point.

It was annoying to watch. Leah was proud of her country, she loved being the captain but...

"You won the World Cup," She choked out," And I love you and I'm proud of you and happy but..."

"I know," You said," I know, Leah. I get it. It's okay, amor. Let it out. Let it all out."

You stood there with her for nearly fifteen minutes, rocking her back and forth in your kitchen as her coffee mug was left forgotten on the counter.

"I'm sorry," Leah said as she wiped away her tears, stepping back from you with a little awkward laugh," I had a plan last night. You were going to come home and I was going to reward you with awesome sex."

That surprised a laugh out of you.

"Somehow, I think that would have freaked me out more then you just ignoring me."

"Shut up," She said with an eye roll, recapturing her mug," We have great celebratory sex. We do it all the time!"

You laughed again. "I think you're lucky preseason doesn't start up again until next week. I've got a gold medal in my bag that I really want to see you in."

"Just the medal?"

You nodded. "Just the medal."

#woso x reader #leah williamson x reader #leah williamson #woso community #woso fanfics #woso imagine #woso

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