I love aslan battour so much I feel he really understands the plight of chronically ill butch lesbians. . .. like yes I'm consumptive yes I'm a real loverboy NEXT QUESTION!

Redmom did not deserve having all of these assholes in his house. First Derrick Arsehole and the croissant boy. What's a mother to do??????

i am not being rational, I won't be for a while, i will kill myself

dare i say sergecore

this is so gilserg

do you ever think gilbert has those moments of "i wish i could go back in time and hold my mom and maybe then she'd love me" ... i think his mommy issues are not as acknowledged

i've been waiting for my face to dry i am god's strongest soldier...

aghhhh product buildup 😖!!!! i hate product buildup!!!! you ruin my face!!!!

do you think modern au auguste would bleach gilbert's hair???? like he's a natural blonde ofc but you know how as you grow up AS A BLONDE your hair starts getting darker???? like when you're a little kid the blonde is so light but then it starts getting darker

do you think auguste bleached his hair to keep that and that's why gil's hair looks so. straight even though it's supposed to be curly. those curls are dead sweetheart

“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love

YESSSS that's exactly what i wanted to say but i suck at words (hence why my homework is going so ... bad.) but YES that's how they behave. they'd give each other such backhanded compliments too ...

"oh. my. god. hi maurice! your makeup looks just gorgeous today! i'm glad you found what works for you, y'know hon, if i had to work that hard every day i'd die but you handle it soooo well 🤍"

do you think maurice and liliath could be friends? i mean, they're both INSUFFERABLE blondes (affectionate) who will do anything to get what they want and not get THEIR hands dirty.

also, they care about their looks a lot ...

would it be a rivalry of who can be the best or would they have a heathers/plastics situation where they both uplift each other to stay on top? ...

i think it'd be an interesting dynamic ya know???? i think they'd be besties maybe. besties in the girl way. they're Girl Mean, not Boy Mean ...

do you think maurice and liliath could be friends? i mean, they're both INSUFFERABLE blondes (affectionate) who will do anything to get what they want and not get THEIR hands dirty.

also, they care about their looks a lot ...

would it be a rivalry of who can be the best or would they have a heathers/plastics situation where they both uplift each other to stay on top? ...

i think it'd be an interesting dynamic ya know???? i think they'd be besties maybe. besties in the girl way. they're Girl Mean, not Boy Mean ...

I have season 2 disease which means that I have the ungodly compulsion to read things that either aren't there or could be inferred with the scraps of information accidentally given to us by the actual show, but Alois is apparently quite strong and I just think that's so interesting???

Claude insinuates that he's a bit more muscly than Ciel (In a creepy way, but it's there) and then despite not knowing how to duel, he was able to almost defeat Ciel (who has studied fencing) just by catching him by surprise, ruffling his feathers, and then using brute strength to bullshit his way through it. He picked Ciel up by the neck and shoved him over a banister. He only lost because he made the classic villain mistake of stopping to gloat. It's nuts.

Anyway, yeah. He absolutely would've been a menace at Weston and beaten the shit out of Maurice. He does not have the patience for that nonsense.

Say what you will, alois wasn’t in the manga cuz if Maurice tried that shit with him, one right hook straight from the streets would have ended his Weston career

existing is a pain all the time!!

oh cmon this was funny .... more people should look at this

this was sent to liliath somewhere around 3 in the morning, probably