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clawsomebeats · 6 months
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im obsessed with the skeleton onesie gerard pics
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Male!Nefara x fem! Reader
Prompt- Nefero and the reader go to the mall to splurge on outfits and makeup
She/her pronouns
Fluff/Established relationships
Nickname for the reader- my jewel or my queen
(F/c)- favorite color
(S/f/c)- second favorite color
Art is not mine found it on pinterest
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It was a scareus Saturday the time was 9:23
Withing the De Nile home where a couple getting ready, it was Nefero and his girlfriend [Name], the two where getting ready by the vanity applying their own makeup.
[Name] was applying her lip combo and Nefero was applying the last but of contour on his high cheekbones "Any ideas for today's shopping spree date jewel?" Nefero picked up his setting spray and sprits it over his face
"Hmmm well I was hoping to get a few things maybe a new book to read tonight and a new makeup pallet but get two so we can match, how about that hon?"turning to her boyfriend and smiled at his struggle to fix his hair, she got up and grabbed his brush and got behind him "*sigh* thank you jewel. And ofcourse we xan have matching pallets it's been a while since the last two"
[Name] went through his long hair gently from the bottom up to his scalp, Nefero let out a low hum of satisfaction feeling his girlfriends soft hands on his scalp "no problem hon~" She then started a small braid from the side front downwards and added some hair jewelry  "do you have any specific color pallet in mind?"  [Name] ended decorating one braid and started one more on the other side
Nefero looked at her from the vast mirror of the vanity he stared for a minute with a quizzed look "hmmm I think we should get one with green, blue and gold tones with some shimmer in them" he puffed up his chest proudly as if it wasn't the same type he would get for them since it had his signature colors
what can he say? he loved to see her wear them on a makeup look or for clothes...maybe for underwear too
He blushed at the thought 'I should buy her a set' he chuckled lowly, snapping back to reality as [Name] finish decorating the last braid he turned getting up and holding her by the waist pressing his chest onto her's
[Name] was confused for a moment but soon placed her hand on his waist, the two looked at eachother with loving eyes "ready to go now my jewel" Nefero let go of her and grabbed her hand and with the other got their matching bags
They walked out of the house and into the limo with the sphinx bodyguards in tow
                           At the mall
The two are seen walking hand in hand with the sphinx's on each side of the couple
Ghouls stared in envy of [Name] who walked with confidence,her head held high while turning to Nefero and pointing at the shops, after a few seconds the two decide to head to a popular clothing store
Inside [Name] was fascinated to see the new trends in fashion right before her eyes, it all looked so clawsome!
Nefero turned to [Name] "Meet in 20 minutes and reunite at the dressing room, you'll try out first" the ghoul nodded excitedly and went to the racks,Nefero called from behind "Remember I'm paying!" She snickered ofcourse he would classic Nefero
                  Time skip 20 minutes
[Name] headed to the back of the store to the dressing rooms, she has 3 dresses, 2 tops for bottoms just 2 skirts, plus 3 pairs of shoes to try out
She meets Nefero and she quickly notices that he has a ton more items of clothing than her, which was to be expected from her splurging money boyfriend, don't get her wrong she would do the same but today felt like a minimal day today
She closed the distance between and kissed his cheek "Hey hon~you ready for these amazing picks I got!!" Nefero cup her face with his hands "Show me what you got my jewel" he encouraged and so the ghoul went straight to the dressing room to change quickly, so excited to show him
                        The first dress
Walking out [Name] wore a heart shape knee above the knee dress that was (f/c)  with ribbons that tied around her neck and a ribbon bow at the back with the strings going down to her knee
Nefero looked in aww at the chair he sat across from the stall, " it looks STUNNING on you my jewel!" He clapped enthusiastically "that color looks so good on you" [Name] smiled wide "thank you babe, I can't wait to wear this dress with those heels I like" she turned around and went to put the other ones
[Name] wore the other dresses that where one (s/f/c) that was tight on her skin showing her curves that made Nefero nose bleed and help up a thumbs up making the ghoul laugh harder than she ever did
The third dress was a floor length dark green dress with a slit up her thigh on her right leg, which she intentionally got for Nefero and he coincidently showed she got a suit with the same shade, that ment the next party her father needed to bring the two sons the couple could match, supper voltageus!
Next she wore the other outfits she planed with the two tops that one was a soft yellow the other a autumn orange and 2 skirts one was pencil skirt brown for the orange top and the other was a frilly white skirt for the light yellow top
 
                      On to Nefero
(A.N. I'm a little lazy so I'm not gonna describe his outfits but rest assured that he looked hot in everything)
He had gotten a whole new wardrobe just for him..well that was a little exaggerated but hey you get what I mean
It was an hour after and he was done and he looked good with everything he even had his own shirts that match my own (totally didn't get the sphinx bodyguard that was with you to tell him what you got)
           Time skip at the bookstore
[Name] and Nefero spent 2 hours at the beauty store but eventually found all that they needed and two brand new same eyeshadow pallets to match their makeup look which Nefero excitedly told [Name] that everyone will have another reminder who you are with  and to not think of you as a ghoul below him oh NO
YOU ESPECIALLY  where not below him to him you were a goddess above all else in his eyes
"Hey hon! Look at this cover!" Speaking of the goddesses here she was coming towards him with her radiant smile he looked at her with loving eyes thay was the billion time with the 5 years they've been together
"Let's see" he took it from her, it was a thriller book just like the others in her collection at her room at her parents house "it looks spooktaculas my jewel seems no matter how long we've been together there are two things that don't change about you"
The ghoul looked at him and tilted her head "and those are??" He chuckled and grabbed onto her waist and getting close to her, so close he could smell the sweet vanilla perfume she had put on earlier that made his knees weak by her intoxicating smell, he would have taken her right there but he was a man of class
" your taste in books and you're everlasting beauty inside and out that radiates every day of our life together" he spoke to her in such a sweet tone that it made her fall in love with him once more like the day he confessed
Passing the book the the sphinx next to him He cup her face with one hand and kissed her passionately their lips finding rhythm like the many time before this one and the ones to come
He parted the two where breathless he hummed lowly "your lips taste as of they where the forbidden fruit that lord me in and I let it every single time~~" he wisper into her ear making the girl flustered "thank you, now can we go? I'd like to taste you're forbidden fruit but alone if you get what I mean love" she whispers back
Nefero laughed "why ofcourse~ Let's buy those books and get out of here my queen" he grabbed your hand and kissed it gently making his way up to your collarbone as the two walked
Later on the two had a wonderful time~
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A.N.
Still not that good with smut need to practice but I'm getting good with the intimate kissing and descriptions! I think
I'll make a smut ending later on again need practice haha
Hope you liked this one
Also you can find my oneshot book of these oneshots on my wattpad or quotev at marialikeswritting
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How did the crab get out of prison? And why did the crab get bad grades?
The answers to these conundrums and other clawsome jokes were among the competitors for the inaugural World’s Funniest Crab Joke competition, held by the Crab Museum in Margate to celebrate International Crab Day.
The winning gag, submitted by an anonymous joker, was: “Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.”
An expert panel of judges, including the comedians Harry Hill, Rose Matafeo, Sally Phillips and Phil Wang, as well as children from Ramsgate Arts primary school, scored their favourite jokes before the totals were tallied and a winner crowned.
The only rules of the contest were that the jokes should be kept PG, and that lobsters could be mentioned in the setup of the joke, but not the “pinchline”.
Organisers said that, although most of the 700 submissions did abide by the rules, several jokes “were disqualified for scientific inaccuracy, and rather a lot for lewdness”.
In an unexpected sideways move, the crabs themselves picked the winner from the four jokes ranked highest by the judges, with the help of some tinned fish in bait bags and rolled-up pieces of paper with the jokes written on them.
The twist on the classic road-crossing formula proved triumphant, and was followed in second by another variation on a classic: “Man walks into a restaurant with a crab under his arm and says, ‘Do you make crab cakes?’ Manager answers, ‘Yes, we do.’ ‘Good,’ says the man, ‘because it’s his birthday.’”
Third place was awarded jointly to: “Why didn’t the crab help the chicken cross the road? Because it was eaten by a pelican crossing,” and: “What format do you have to save photos of crab soup on to? Floppy bisque.”
A Crab Museum spokesperson said the organisers hoped the contest might inspire people into environmental activism: “The quality and quantity of jokes this year has been astounding. We’ve been pinching ourselves since the submissions closed! That said, laughing at jokes, much like learning about crabs, can be a powerful tool to help us reassess our relationship with our environment. You’d be surprised how quickly you can go from chuckling at crab gags to letting down SUV tires. Whilst we may not have made this clear to our judges, it is in this spirit that the World’s Funniest Crab Joke competition has been organised.”
The museum, which opened in 2021 and claims to be “Europe’s first and only museum dedicated to the decapod”, aims to raise awareness of the often unheralded but incredibly diverse world of crabs.
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audristarzz · 1 month
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MONSTER HIGH DR INTRODUCTION
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“Hi! I’m Fayvien! Or.. Fae- whichever I respond to both! My father is the Will O Wisp who met my mother who was a child born from the stars! And then many years later they had me! Along with my siblings Sanal, Yume and my twin brother, Reese! We were enrolled at Haunted High which is where I met my fangtastic ghoulfriends Spectra, Kyomi and River! And even met my boyfriend Porter Giess..But then we had to move to Monster High but luckily for me Spectra came along with me! Now I’m at Monster High and it’s so much more different and clawsome and me and Spectra have a way to go back to the ghost world to visit friends so it works out!”
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face claim: gracie mckenna
art done my amazing friend!! fayvien design done by me :)
THIS DIARY BELONGS TO: FAYVIEN O WISP
name: Fayvien O Wisp
age: 16
monster parents: will o wisp & star child
killer style: I like to wear anything with stars! or anything flowy and frilly! but mostly stars!
freaky flaw: when I get embarrassed or upset I find myself turning into a wisp! it’s humiliating honesty when you’re in the middle of class, something embarrassing happens and poof! you’re a tiny floating blue wisp with everyone staring! thank you dad (not!)
pet: a wisp named whispers
favorite activity: I like to go up into the attic, even if it is creepy but it’s interesting to see all the nice trinkets and maybe find some places to paint at! and to visit the ghost world :P
biggest pet peeve: when I’m trying to go through a wall and instead of walking straight through it, I run into a wall! wisp powers are complicated to navigate when it’s actually needed!
favorite school subject: astronomy! my mother was top of her class, well.. that would make since cause she’s literally a star being but it’s just so interesting!
least favorite school subject: oh my god. gym is the WORST!! At haunted high we never really had gym, or.. we did but it was mostly floating or something that doesn’t involve me having to stand on the ground and run a mile or be hit by basketballs or dodgeballs! favorite color: any shades of purple or blue!
favorite food: frozen yogurt with little sugar toppings on them!
GFFS: Spectra Vondergeist, Twyla Boogeyman, Catty Noir, River Styxx, Kyomi Haunterly, Rochelle Gargoyle, Gigi Grant, CA Cupid
BF: Porter Giess ♡
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crabmuseum · 1 month
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Do you think you have the funniest crab joke in the world? Do you dream of holding a trophy above your head to a round of rapturous a-claws? 
Then don't be shellfish and enter the World's Funniest Crab Joke Competition! 
To shell-ebrate International Crab Day on 26th April, Crab Museum and Chump’s Comedy are teaming up to find the greatest crab gag in the entire world. But to do this they need the help of you, the crab loving public! 
Submissions are now open, and the shortlist will run the gauntlet of an expert panel of judges:
Panellists include: Sally Phillips, Harry Hill, Rose Matafeo, Phil Wang, No Such Thing As A Fish podcast, Mike Stirling (Director of Mischief at Beano), Ella Al-Shamahi, Lucy Cooke, and a classroom of kids at Ramsgate Arts Primary School. Plus a mystery judge to be announced soon!
The winner of the inaugural World’s Funniest Crab Joke will be crowned at an award ceremony at Crab Museum, Margate, on International Crab Day (26th April) as part of an evening of comedy, science and, naturally, crabs.
So if you think you might be sat on a clawsome pinchline, stick your funniest crustacean based jokes in our state-of-the-art Google form, above! And please, no lobster jokes, it's 2024.
So what are you waiting for?
These crab jokes aren’t going to write themselves!
Deadline for submissions is the 19th of April!
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clawofthewild · 8 months
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Clawsome Fic of the Day: Comic Edition
Undercover Phantom AU by @artistfingers
This is one of my favorite DP fanworks, full stop. The art style is charming, and the plot feels fresh and exciting even next to other “no-one knows” fics. It replicates the way I felt watching Danny Phantom as a kid. Cannot recommend it enough. 
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chrisgiarrusso · 6 months
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OFFICER CLAWSOME IS ON SALE NOW wherever books are sold! Written by Smitty, art by me! Underwater crime-fighting buddy cop adventure for middle grade readers!
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cringecorekitty · 10 months
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I love your art. It’s incredibly simple but that doesn’t stop it from being clawsome. You should draw more often and post it here.
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thank mew very much, friend! you're clawsome for saying such a kind thing! i guess this makes me a.... nyartist ;3c
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Xara Rae Fishhel is the hybrid daughter of a skeleton/ghost Monster and a dark Mermaid. She is a quiet, more reserved girl. She keeps to herself, and is mostly interested in observing the world around her if she isn't absorbed in her art, writing in her diaries, or her music at the time.
This clawsome OC belongs to  Aurora Etherium
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monsterhighdiaries · 2 years
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Clawdeen’s New Scaremester Diary - Week 2
MONDAY 8: GHOULS ARRIVE! Cleo's dad is letting us use his limo and driver. Totally clawsome!
TUESDAY 9: "Welcome to MH Party" at Heath's house. What can I say--he annoyed me into it.
WEDNESDAY 10: Take ghouls on tour of MH - Jinafire wants to see the metal shop and Catrine art class.
THURSDAY 11: Trip the the maul - w/Skelita, Rochelle, Frankie, Catrine and Cleo. Big Ghostier close out sale--hah!
FRIDAY 12: Football Game/Fear Squad - Catrine and Jinafire to sit with my family--Hopefully they won't be too overwhelmed...by the game, not the fam.
SATURDAY 13: Creepover at Ghoulia's - New slippers to show off.
SUNDAY 14: Cookout at our house - Need to find out what Jinafire and Catrine like to eat. I guess if they're vegetarians they can share Draculaura's tofu dogs.
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clawsomebeats · 6 months
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is this anything
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birdmenmanga · 2 years
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Your art is crabtivating. And you are clawsome!
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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BESTIE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I'M KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH
MWAH!! MWAH YOU'RE NOT LAME YOU'RE LOVELY AND YOUR PUNS ARE CRABSOLUTELY CRABULOUS INDEED
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cre8iveskills · 3 years
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Be Clawsome Crab Vector Conversion Art Design
Download be clawsome crab vector conversion art design by Cre8iveSkill. Get ready to print vector graphic design. Wide range of vector art designs available at an affordable cost.
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sadlazzle · 2 years
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literally no pictures of this doll do her justice she is STUNNING. lov the ring that says ‘monster’, and the fur jacket is wonderful too. +the haunt couture label, some box art & blurb on certificate of authentication:
‘ Hey ghoul, we've got so much to catch up on, including that outfit choice, but we /ll talk about that later. Feariously, it's been like, 120 full moons or so since we last fanged out!
Of course, I'm still the fiercest fashionista to creep the halls of Monster High. Doesn't this clawsome look just make you wanna scream? Cleo de Nile, my arch fashion rival, is going to completely unravel when she sees this furious jacket paired with this leather skirt and howlin' open toe heels. It's a stroke of fashion genius!
Can't wait to see how many screeches I get on my blog when the ghouls see this freaky fab look!
Always a scream catching up with you! Now..can we talk about those shoes? ‘
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mhdiaries · 4 years
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Freaky Fusions Neighthan Rot Diary
6/14
I must be the clumsiest zombicorn in the entire monster world. Granted I’m the only one, at least the only I know of, as far as I can tell. My dad said if he would have had any idea I was going to be so clumsy, he would have named me “Trip”. Lucky for me, I have a built-in first aid kit in the form of my horn. It works great when it comes to healing physical bumps, bruises and scrapes, but no so much for emotional ones. I think that’s why I want to be a psychologist so that I can help monsters feel better from the inside out. Definitely have enough experience seeing how hard it is for a monster when they don’t have someone they trust that’ll listen to what they’re going through. I know it’s a lot more complicated than that, but it’s easy to feel alone when you don’t think you’re being heard.
6/17
I filled out my application for Monster High today and was surprised to find a section that asked me to talk about my family scaritage. I was hesitant at first, but when I talked to Mom and Dad, they told me “just tell the story.” Of course, they each have their own version of the story. Dad said to make sure I used his vision, which made Mom roll her eyes. Dad was an art major in college, and one of his class assignments required him to sketch illustrations of wild unlife. He says he was so stealthy that he was able to sneak up on any creature in the forest and draw for hours without ever being noticed. Mom says she always knew Dad was coming, because she could hear him tripping over, under and through every vine, branch and twig in the woods. She said that the only reason Dad was able to sketch “unnoticed” was because she told the woodland creatures that she sensed Dad’s heart was pure and kind, so they just ignored him. Dad said he always felt “watched” when he was there, so he started having “conversations” with his watcher. They were all one-sided, but Mom said Dad talked about his unlife, his hopes and screams, and he was funny. Mom started looking forward to Dad’s visits and debated about coming out of hiding, so he could see her, but always talked herself out of it. Then one day, when he sat down to draw, he said, “My class is ending, and I won’t be coming back. Thanks for keeping me company all this time, and I drew something for you.” The sketch that Dad held up was of a unicorn. Over time, and without realizing it, Mom’s shyness had been overcome by Dad’s kindness and good humor; so much so, that each time he visited, she hid less and less. Dad never let on that he could see her though because he was afraid she would run away and never come back. So Mom, who can transform into a two-legged creature at will, walked out and sat next to Dad. They have been at each other’s side ever since.
6/21
I got a text today from Sirena, asking if I would meet her at the Coffin Bean to talk about something. I think she purposely kept it vague, because she has many “somethings” floating around in her head, and she’s never sure which one it is she wants to discuss until she’s literally hovering in front of you. Not that it bothers me, it’s just who she is. Also, if she gets distracted, which happens, you’re not left on the hook worrying about a specific problem she might be having. While I was waiting for her, a group of high school ghouls came through the door. They were laughing and being silly, which caused me to look up from the book I was reading just in time to catch the eye of the most beautiful ghoul I have ever seen. She had black and white streaked hair pulled up in a pony tail – I love that look – pale mint green skin, and matching neck bolts. It was her eyes that I got caught in though, one blue, one green, and both totally electric. I think we both realized we were caught in each other’s sightline at the same time, and we quickly looked away. She was with a mummy and werewolf ghoul, but I don’t remember much about either one of them. It was like a music video, where everything slows down and fades into the background except the star. I couldn’t decide whether to introduce myself or run and hide. I though that I would wait until they sat down, but they grabbed their order to go. I had this moment of panic that made me feel like if I didn’t follow her out and get her name and number, I would never see her again. Only I didn’t follow her, I just sat there like a gargoyle on a wall and watched her leave. But as she was leaving, she turned and looked back like she had forgotten something, our eyes met briefly again, it may have been just my imagination or a trick of the light, but it looked like a little spark leapt off her neck bolts. Then she was gone, and I missed my chance. I don’t even know if she lives around here. Maybe, she was visiting or from another country, or if she does live here, I’m sure she must be dating some manster that’s the captain of the football team or something. How could a ghoul like that not be? I don’t know the answer to any of these questions, and now I probably never will but if I ever do see her again, I promise I will, find out. As for Sirena, she did show up, but whatever that “something” was she wanted to discuss I don’t remember a word of it.
7/10
I went to the movies with Avea and Bonita last night. Sirena was supposed to join us, but didn’t show until we got to the Die-ner after the show. I wasn’t that excited about the film, but I was hoping maybe I’d see the ghoul from the Coffin Bean at the theater, but I didn’t. I was thinking about going home after the movie instead of to the Die-ner, but the ghouls wanted to talk about MH. They don’t think we’re going to get in, but for some reason I do. Maybe, I’m just being naïve, or maybe I think we deserve something clawsome to happen to us.
7/12
I called Monster High today to see if I could meet with Headless Headmistress Bloodgood. I had a speech all memorized to try and talk my way past her secretary and onto her calendar. My speech was completely thrown off though, when the headmistress was the monster that actually answered the phone. I kind of panicked and said, “My name is Neighthan Chance and I would like a Rot to talk to you about… ummm…” There was silence on the other end of the line, and I thought I either heard a cough or a laugh, and she said, “Mr. Rot, my calendar is open for this afternoon, so why don’t you come in and see me at three.” I got there at two and paced back and forth in front of the school for about twenty minutes, when I heard someone calling my name, “Mr. Rot, do come in before you wear a moat into the front lawn.” I looked up to see Headless Headmistress Bloodgood standing at the top of the school steps. I went up the steps two at a time, and naturally, I tripped, landed hard and skinned my arm from wrist to elbow. HHB offered to take me to the nurse’s office, but I just used my horn and healed the scrape. If she was the least bit surprised, she didn’t show it. We sat in her office, and I talked while she mostly listened. First off, I told her that I was there of my own accord and that the ghouls didn’t know about it; that I just wanted to ask her to give Sirena, Bonita and Avea’s applications special consideration. I told her about their backgrounds and their friendship and their parents and that even though Sirena, Bonita and Avea had been to a bunch of different schools, it didn’t mean that they were troublemakers. I said they’d never gotten the chance to go to a school where the inner monster was more important than the outer one, and that I believed things could be different here. HHB took her head off and put it on the desk. “I’m curious to know why you think that,” she asked. I thought for a moment and finally said, “Because that’s the foundation of Monster High is built upon, isn’t it? That it doesn’t matter who your parents are, or what kind of monster you happen to be, and you don’t just say it. You unlive it.” HHB put her head back on and leaned back in her chair. She then said, “What about yourself then, Mr. Rot? Do you not wish to be a student at Monster High?” I told her that I did, but that I didn’t want to take a spot that could go to one of my friends. After I finished my plea, the headmistress furrowed her brow and leaned forward, “That’s very noble of you, Mr. Rot, but why do you assume that you’d be accepted, either?” I must have looked totally shocked at the thought of that possibility, then her eyes lit up and she smiled. “Relax, Mr. Rot, I was only teasing. You are a very earnest young manster with what appears to be a genuinely compassionate heart. That aside, you need not concern yourself with sacrificing your spot for one of your friends – at Monster High, space will be made when space is required.” I sat back in my chair and breathed a little sigh of relief. We talked a little while longer, and then, as she walked me out, I saw a picture on the wall of the MH Fear Squad. They were doing a pyramid, and at the top was the ghoul I saw at the Coffin Bean. My heart almost jumped out of my chest, and I asked, “Who is that?” HHB told me her name was Frankie Stein. “You two should meet someday,” she said. “I think you’d find you have much in common.” It was a nice thing for her to say, but how could I have anything in common with perfection?
7/30
I got my letter from Monster High today. By the time mine was delivered, Bonita, Sirena and Avea had all gotten theirs and called to give me the good news. I opened mine and stopped reading after “We are delighted to inform you…” I’m in. We’re all in. We made it… we made it.
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clawofthewild · 8 months
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Clawsome Fic of the Day: Comic Edition
Shared Cujostody AU by @duchi-nesten
This au has me feeling downright jolly, dude. It’s so much fun to read and to look at, with loads of comedic moments and art with so much personality and expression. I also just love to spend any amount of time with Valerie, and here she’s written really well. And now is the best time to hop on because we’re getting into some plot. Some drama even. It’s just such a fun time. 
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