Beware of: The Pale Apparition and its Fluff Of Chaos
The horror lurks panting in the dark. You can not run, you can not hide. It'll find you and it will... lick you wet.
Dedication to @notasapleasure and @chrisoels and every other lover of long-dogs and chonky-cats! I wish you enjoy this thing at least half as much as I enjoyed drawing it!😘
My brain is a weird place where demons from Princess Mononoke live next to Dexter's Lab: The Horror and Podkowiński's Frenzy next to worm on a string🤭
So i have two cats, but one of them really really wants to go outside. He lusts to be an indoor outdoor cat. But we live near a street where people often drive recklessly so it’s too dangerous, so we keep both cats inside. However he is DETERMINED to escape none the less.
Anyways, he’s a chonky cat, like 17 lbs, so even though he’s not that fast he’s really hard to pick up because he hates being picked up and he’s so round. But because he’s fat he can’t jump high enough to get over our fences
so once a week we take him outside in the backyard for supervised outside time (so he stops trying so hard to escape) and he’ll wander around the backyard for a little while, smelling everything since a lot of other cats pass through our yard. But like i said, he’s a chonkster, so he’s very food motivated. So when we want to call him to come inside, we crack open a can of cat food at the door, and every time without fail this fat cat who struggles to jump up on the counters comes running to the door faster than we ever thought possible because he knows he’ll get a tablespoon of wet food.