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The Boys Trying to Seduce You (pt. 1 probably. Kaeya and Zhongli)
An: sorry for sort of dying on you guys, burnt out of Genshin :( but here you go, have some Kaeya and Zhongli trying to seduce you head canons. And they're actually head canons this time, yay! I think I've used all the Kaeya and Zhongli gifs now tho lol
Tw: no. They're actually going about taking you in a somewhat normal way, if not manipulative and exploiting.
Kaeya:
SO DAMN NATURALLY SEDUCTIVE!!
Kaeya would totally start off with his darling as a charmer then move to being more coquettish. Starting by being so sweet and charming you can't help but feel drawn to him, then spontaneously ignoring you and being cold. See through the act too late? You'll end up as one of Kaeya's toys, completely wrapped around his finger even though you see his manipulation. And trust me, you aren't the first, or the last.
If you can see that the coldness is an act early on and ignore him, he'll do everything he can to get your attention and if he does have it, well… he will practically malfunction.
Kaeya was abandoned as a child, he secretly craves the love and attention he was derived from early on. This will cause him to crash hard when you first ignore him as long as it looks natural or said darling seems too innocent to intentionally do this. He's downed at least two whole bottles of dandelion wine in his bedroom, crying into a pillow and mind racing about what he did wrong. The clothes, the vaguely seductive way he speaks, it's all to get attention, honestly, boi just needs a hug.
Placed with another coquette, whoever is truly less needy for connection and affection will win. Which, if you don't have abandonment and separation issues like he does, you're guaranteed to win.
That one is one the more interesting routes where you basically give Kaeya a taste of his own medicine and get him chasing after you, desperate for just a taste.
Zhongli
HE WOULD BE SO HOT WHEN HE SEDUCES!!!!!
His normal yandere type is this dominant obsessive figure who will tries to woo his darling before trying violence.
Definitely a rake.
This means that he's the type who will do anything and everything to have his darling. He will never stop pursuing his love, it's just what he deserves. Of his years ruling and living among the people of liyue, he's probably figured out how human courting rituals work. In the way he sees it, he has to turn those rituals up to ten because as an archon, he's expected to be a better lover than anyone else, his people literally write books about it.
This gorgeous man can and will move mountains for you. He'll create conflicts in his darling's life, just to prove himself. He loves the chase, loves when his little human derives him of his prize. He treats love as though it's some grand battle field. There's no difference except for the fact that hearts are on the line instead of lives. Do be wary though, for he's never lost a battle.
He gives you things randomly, you'll be out working then suddenly, a messenger will appear holding a present for you. It's always something that he knows you would like, or that you currently need. One time while you were working late, he brought you a whole food tray, complete with your choice of drink and hot dessert.
Will love and chase you relentlessly, never letting up. Soon enough, you'll either be so flattered that you'll have to take him as a lover, or the world around you will make you assume that role.
Zhongli is what your friends think is the epitome of desirability. He's renowned for his extensive knowledge in anything there is to know about. As long as they haven't had to pay for him before, they'll think he's a man of immense wealth, most likely from old money, just from how he shops. He has a fashion sense and practically made red eyeliner trendy in Liyue. (Ngl, as someone with Chinese descent who does look like it, red eyeliner is subtle yet looks fantastic on me, thank you for the idea mister Zhongli.) You should stop trying to play coy and let him love you, there's so much more in it for you than him.
Your friends will either provide more conflict from jealousy or try to push you two closer together. Zhongli's reputation proceeds him as an untouchable bachelor, if you have the chance, you must snag him.
At this point, you're practically his. If you somehow are completely not into him (ex. Only into women even though he would totally shapeshift into a women for his darling, even adopt feminine traits if you wanted him to) you'd still end up dating him to protect your reputation. Rumours would fly around the city on how you rejected Zhongli due to various most likely slanderous reasons. You're pinning over a Fatui who had to leave due to duty, you are pushing everyone in your life away due to something scandalous happening in the past, you killed your last lover and know you wouldn't get away with it with Zhongli. They'll keep escalating even from there until you accept. Enjoy a life where you are pampered, given every thing you can verbalize want for, are expected to give this clingy ass dragon man cuddles and affection every moment you see each other I guess, wish I could be you.
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The Shadows of Paradise
An: pic from namelessan on Zerochan. Breaking into the Enstars fandom with this!
Tw: implied physical assault, implied stalking, yandere stuff in general, religious references (I mean, it's Eden), let me know if I missed any
Eden.
Paradise, huh?
More like the gateway to hell.
And these boys.
These boys were shadows, dragging you in so deep you couldn't even move anymore. Tying you up so you couldn't move a muscle, all while telling you how much they 'loved' you.
That was your current predicament.
"Ibara, you don't need to tie it that tight, you'll hurt them!" One of them said, complaining.
Hiyori, you were sure, his voice was a little higher than the others. It would've been easy to tell from looks though.
Not like you could differentiate them by sight anyway, they had blindfolded and gagged you for some reason.
You didn't know them that well. Just that you ended up in the same places a lot and they were friends with your boyfriend. Right now, they were tightening the ropes that tied you to the chair you were on.
Who were they?
Eden of course.
Known as one of the 'big three' in the idol world. Giants in the entertainment industry, one of its members were head of one of the big idol agencies and another was an aristocrat whose family owned your favourite cafe chain.
All their members practically drowned in riches so it's no wonder they were able to kidnap you so easily.
"No worries, your highness, their grace will be alright," that was Ibara. He always addressed people with weird titles, calling you 'their grace' as though you were some paragon of holiness.
"Speaking of that, they're awfully calm, aren't they? Especially for just having been kidnapped. Are they still asleep?" Hiyori asked.
Of course, you weren't, you were just biting your tongue at the moment.
"By their breathing patterns, I'd say they're awake, just very calm for being in this type of situation. We really do appreciate it, your grace," Ibara replied, happily patting you on the head.
The truth was, you just didn't know what to say. You had been kidnapped by a group of J pop idol boys and tied up in what was probably some kind of basement. God, you were practically the MC of some crappy Tumblr fic at this point.
How did this even happen?
You were off on another date with your amazing boyfriend, Kaoru, and the two of you decided to go to your favourite cafe.
He ordered drinks for the both of you since he knew all your favourites and you sat down and talked together.
He was an idol who was in the unit Undead. Though in the eyes of most he was a merciless playboy, you knew it was all just a facade for the cameras.
He had eyes for you and you alone.
The place was great. It was quite popular among idols as well as it was a good hide away from the paparazzi. It was part of a chain owned by the Tomoe foundation whose second son was an idol, Hiyori Tomoe of Eden.
There was also a rumour that if you got lucky and were there at the right time, you could see the entirety of Eden sitting and eating together.
In this case, it was the most unfortunate thing to happen to you.
“Oh, Kaoru, I didn’t expect to see you here,” a man with long
soft-looking silver hair and ruby red eyes that reminded you of one of Kaoru’s bandmates started up a conversation with Kaoru.
“And who is this?” A green-haired guy with pretty violet eyes asked, his head tilted and smiling. You almost mistook him for a woman, but then recognized him.
Hiyori Tomoe from Eden!
So then that silver-haired guy was… Nagisa Ran. Which meant the blue-haired one was Jun Sazanami, and the guy with glasses was Ibara Saegusa. The entirety of Eden which included the president of COSPRO, one of the big idol agencies.
Kaoru told them your name and followed it up with, “They’re my lover, we’re on a little outing.”
Then he took your chin in his hand and kissed you to prove it. Somehow, this boy could always make you feel butterflies no matter how long you were together.
You loved everything about him. His bright blond hair, his pretty amber eyes, the way he spoke to you. You could go on and on about your beautiful boyfriend.
You happily reciprocated and then kissed him on the cheek in return. A smile grew on your face at his affectionate antics.
Eden sat with you and instead of going on with your date with Kaoru, you got familiar with the entirety of Eden.
From that day on, the four of them seemed to randomly appear where you were: At a grocery store, the mall, even an Undead concert live.
Individually or all together, they appeared where you were.
Such a pretty little thing.
You were gorgeous.
Your voice was akin to a siren's.
So so pure.
Not long and they already wanted to taint you.
Yet you were in the arms of that damn play boy.
Didn't you know he was bad?
Did you want your heart broken?
You were their sweet little angel, sent from Heaven itself.
And a snake was tempting you.
No need to worry though. Adam and Eve wouldn't make the same mistake they did before.
They'd make sure to cut off that snake's head before it could lure you into the darkness.
The last thing you could remember was going home from somewhere, texting your boyfriend, and then darkness.
"Well then, since you're so good right now, I suppose we can take the blindfold and gag off you. No screaming or panicking. Or it goes back on," Ibara said, untying them and taking it off you.
Your vision was a little blurry but got clearer with a bit of rubbing and blinking. Ibara Saegusa and Hiyori Tomoe. Sitting around you with soft smiles as though they hadn't just kidnapped you.
Hiyori reached out to you, petting your hair and cupping your cheek, squeezing lightly.
"Oh, you are adorable, aren't you, angel?" He said in response to your surprised look.
"They really are," Ibara said with a lovesick look on his face.
You felt your face heat and you looked down. This was embarrassing. You felt like nothing but a little pet for them. That was probably what they thought of you anyway…
You tried to speak, but all that came out was a small noise as something bigger caught your attention.
The door opened.
The sheer amount of locks you heard on that thing was more terrifying than the situation itself.
The rest of this god-forsaken idol group was here, great…
"Are they already cooperating? I expected us to only take off the gag after a couple of days," Nagisa asked. He was dressed in casual clothes, just a black hoodie and sweat pants… Nagisa never dressed like that… What did he do?
To your horror, you noticed one more thing. A few spots of deep blood red in otherwise spotless silver hair…
You looked over to Jun.
He was happy to make eye contact with you and smiled at you. He was in the same type of discreet outfit. His short blue hair looked a little messed up, as though he had been in a fight. As soon as you noticed, he quickly combed his hair back with his fingers.
You recognized blonde hair sticking to his hoodie…
No, it couldn't be.
That wasn't the right shade of blonde, was it?
Yeah, it had to have been someone else's.
Your face felt wet and your breath quickened.
No, not Kaoru.
Anyone but Kaoru!
Anyone but your Kaoru…
"What-what did you do?" You asked, trying to convince yourself that all of this pointed to something completely normal and not involving your Kaoru.
"We just got rid of a snake in the garden, love," Nagisa said in a little lovesick tone. He kissed you on the cheek and smiled sweetly.
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The Little Prince
An: Thank you to @187-mg for the picture and the inspiration for this one shot! All hail Nagisa! But anyway, this one is a bit dark and I got to play with the childhood friends tripe for the first time! And this drabble was a little inspired by the story of Cain and Abel if your willing to look up the details. Enjoy!
Tw: Yanderes, murder, (my search history looks like a really stupid murderer's lol, couldn't find any pictures of people being repeatedly bashed with a rock tho so may be a little inaccurate 😭), description of murder, not that explicit but not light either, Nagisa needs help, Nagisa improvs murder, don't worry, we're not killing any of the boys today, just a nameless chara
Once upon a time, there was a boy.
He was taken in and treated like a prince.
This little prince had everything he could've ever wanted, yet not a friend in the world.
One night, this little prince wanted to go outside his lonely castle. He wanted to meet other kids like him. After all, he had always been such a curious child.
On his trip to the outside world, he met someone.
Another child who, despite the little prince being a complete outsider, made the little prince feel like he truly belonged.
They had a wonderful time together. And the prince realized that that was the first time he had ever felt… human.
He found that he loved the feeling. That he loved spending time with his new friend.
Alas, he knew he'd have to leave his new friend. He didn't want to risk getting them in trouble. So he left. But before he left, he left them with a promise.
"We'll meet again someday."
And he never saw his friend again.
Nagisa was on his usual trip to the library. Ibara had gotten him into reading and brought him books from time to time, but he still enjoyed picking a couple out for himself.
He was looking through the shelves of one of his favourite genres when he noticed someone else looking through the shelves.
They looked at the books carefully but didn't scrutinize them nearly as much as Nagisa had them.
Something about them felt… familiar.
Their hair, their pretty eyes, and their face were all reminiscent of something…
No, that would be impossible.
They'd have had to have gone somewhere else by now. Nagisa assumed they had gone out of the country.
And why would they be in the same library as him? At this single moment? Fate?
He looked at them more, trying to prove that it wasn't you. But he couldn't deny it.
It was you.
The one who set his heart ablaze, who let him know how it felt to live.
He had looked for you since forever. But he hadn't even gotten your name during the one night he finally felt alive.
"Excuse me? Are you alright?"
That was your voice.
It was a lot more mature than when he last heard it, but that only contributed to its beauty.
Nagisa had spent his whole life trying to chase after you.
Now here you were.
And he had to admit, you blossomed into a true beauty.
"Oh, I'm perfectly fine. But… I think I recognize you. What's your name?" Nagisa asked, feigning curiosity and hiding his excitement.
"Yeah, I was thinking the same. I think I know you from somewhere," you replied and told Nagisa your name.
So that was your name?
It was quite beautiful to him. In his eyes, it perfectly suited you.
And even better, you still remembered him!
Yes, you were a bit forgetful, but he'd jog your memory. You were everything to him. The life you gave him was a feeling he had been trying to revive ever since that day he left you. He'd do anything for you.
He didn't want to come off as too zealous though. Technically, this was your first meeting with Nagisa since you forgot your first meeting with him. He made light conversation and gave his name as well.
Yet he almost couldn't help himself. You were his saviour. You showed him what to live for. You were his god. Ever so sweet and kind.
Actually, everything about you was god-like. The way you walked. The tone of voice you used. The way you smiled at certain books. Nagisa had never wanted to be a big stitched-up stack of paper so badly. Even the way you looked at things was beautiful to him.
Juicy lips with just the right amount of plumpness to them. Nagisa could feel his face heat up as he took in the smallest of details about you. And wow, your eyes were pretty.
But then, those lips were on another's.
What?
What the hell just happened?
"Hey, you done now honey bun?" The piece of scum that had the nerve to kiss you said to you. You even held them close!
How?
Why?
Nagisa's brain was going haywire at the implications of this.
Such scum merely existing in the presence of his god, his saviour, his love. It disgusted him.
He had to get rid of it.
Cleanse you of such filth.
Maybe then, he could bask in your light.
He waited just a bit. He could be patient, he waited for you for so many years before.
He kept the filth in his sights and made sure no one could see them and Nagisa. Ibara could clean up any messes after. He had a bit of a hold on the police authority so he could force the case to go cold if he had to. After all, Ibara had done some immoral things himself. As he said though, it was all fair in the name of love.
Luckily, you left for the bathroom.
Nagisa pulled the piece of scum aside.
Nagisa made up a convincing story about him needing to talk with that waste of space because he was one of your exes and needed to tell them something. He used this opportunity to ask regular questions like what they were out doing.
Apparently, the two of you were going around the city together all on foot and you were planning on going to a cafe next. A little casual and strange for Nagisa's tastes, but if you wanted to, he'd go on any kind of date with you.
He pulled them into the alleyway where the library's big garbage bin was. Nagisa could steal their phone after and tell you that they went ahead to the cafe. Then, dump everything in the garbage and tell Ibara to be ready for a cover-up. Nagisa could escape through the other side of the alleyway.
Ibara had promised him that he would if Nagisa ever had something like this happen to him.
The body may not even be found for days as well. You'd probably think they left or something.
"So, what do you need to tell me? Something like they cheated on you?" They asked. As though you, Nagisa's god, would ever do such a thing. But even if you did, you'd have a good reason.
He was starting to tire of hearing this scum waste air.
He grabbed a rock and bashed their skull in.
One hit and they were on their knees. It was pathetic, they flailed and yelled.
"Fucking god, man, look, if you want them, you can have them! I don't give a shit about them!" They yelled.
They didn't give a shit about you?
Nagisa felt his blood boil. They had everything he ever wanted, yet he didn't give a shit about it?!
Maybe they did need to be shut up.
Nagisa banged the rock into their throat, hoping he could completely crush it. It caved in awkwardly and he could see blood pooling.
Everything was so loud, he almost couldn't take it.
Again.
Again.
More.
He needed more.
More blood.
He needed to eradicate this piece of scum from the earth.
So they could never touch his god ever again.
And so, he kept on going.
They were long dead, but something in Nagisa just had him beating them until they were a mess of guts and blood and bone and ick. Until they were completely unidentifiable.
They looked more like a chunky splatter of meat than a person now. How had he done this?
It was all too much.
The musk of sweat and blood and death in the air that somehow carried a certain sweetness to it. Everything seemed silent now, as Nagisa stood, the rock still in hand. Even the feeling of his clothes on his skin disturbed him.
His heart raced.
He had just ended another human's life.
But he did it for you.
So it was all okay, wasn't it?
This was the culmination of his love.
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To Soothe a Heartache
An: Kaoru apology piece! My search history for this thing too lol. Isolation works a lot faster than it's portrayed to in media. The average person can't go longer than a day in extreme isolation (extreme basically meaning adding in sensory deprivation from how the studies pose it)
Tw: yandere, implied isolation, implied kidnapping, man is abusive, mind break, Stockholm? Either of those two. (Little hint, read between the lines because Kaoru... Isn't the most reliable)
Today was perfect.
Nice and hot, blue skies with just a little bit of clouds in them, the smell of the beach, and having you by Kaoru's side. You held his hand as usual. You liked to hold on tight to Kaoru and hated to let go or have him leave you for even a second.
Completely perfect.
You sat in Kaoru's lap on a beach chair, loosely hugging him. The fact that you were willingly cuddling him again, the oceanic scene, and just everything about you made him happy beyond belief.
The perfect date for the both of you.
You were so obedient nowadays too!
No more fighting or trying to push Kaoru away, instead, you willingly embraced him, in both forms of the word.
Yes, you may have been a little 'damaged', but it was necessary for your relationship to flourish.
After all, everything he did, he did out of pure and utter love for you.
He heard of you from rumours first.
A seductive type who practically made your dreams come true.
Of course, being who Kaoru was, he was interested.
Then he met you for himself.
He knew you were pursuing him in the beginning. Kaoru thought he'd have enough experience and caution to not fall head over heels for you, But there was just something about you.
Something about you made him feel complete.
You filled the hole that was drilled into his heart with his mother's death and his ever painful relationship with his family.
He just had to have you.
So he took you for himself.
He even gave you a place, it was pleasant and roomy too. A nice big room in one of the houses his father gave him. It was quiet and secluded there too, in a sleepy rural area that was easy to get to from the city.
He was good to you. He cared for your every need and want. He took good care of you. Kaoru was a good boyfriend, a good lover.
Yet you always seemed to fight him.
You wouldn't even let Kaoru hug you. And it depressed him deeply. You even tried to leave him on multiple occasions, saying that Kaoru was holding you captive. You ignored him, pretended he wasn't even there.
He just wanted your touch, he wanted that unconditional love of yours to return. He wanted you to let him in, let him love you.
Weeks went by, same as always no matter what Kaoru did.
He was starting to tire of your defiant tendencies.
He had read studies on isolation before…
It only took a few hours to put most people into a highly volatile emotional state if they were in full isolation…
Though considering the situation, he could just play it safe and do it for the whole day…
It was the practically same strategy he usually used to make women fall for him. He just needed something stronger to get you emotional enough for him to work with. Invoke high emotions and ride the waves…
Maybe he could.
But that would be bad, wouldn't it?
But both of you had to be tired of all this…
He'd be doing your relationship a solid, just reminding you of how much you loved him…
It truly pained Kaoru to hear you scream for him.
You begged to be let out after only an hour.
And all he had to do was blindfold you, put some good noise cancelling headphones on you, and tie you up in a cozy and safe room in the house.
Eventually, when he knew it was the right time, Kaoru let you out, taking all of the makeshift sensory deprivation equipment off you.
Immediately, you ran into his arms and held Kaoru tight.
He could feel your love for him, your heart was racing and your breathing unsteady with just how much you loved him. You had even cried from how much you missed him.
Perfect.
See? He knew you just needed a little push. You said that you'd be a good lover for him and tried to hold Kaoru as close as possible. You even asked to sleep in his bed for the night.
That was the first time you slept in the same bed as him.
And he was sure it wouldn't be the last.
From then on, everything was so bright and pleasant for Kaoru.
You were finally warming up to him, being friendly and truly being his lover.
You cuddled with him, said I love you, even initiated affection with him.
Kaoru just knew that everything was going to be perfect from then on.
Now this? This was heavenly.
He could be as clingy and loving ad he wanted now as well. And of course, you held Kaoru's hand below the waters.
Kaoru had persuaded you into going in the ocean with him, a life jacket on just in case of course. After all, you did have a tendency to get all… distant at times. No matter, he'd love you no matter how you were.
After all, you were the only thing that could soothe his heartache.
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A Parting Gift- Ajax's Seduction
An: I'm sorry, but this will be my final parting gift to the Genshin fandom. I burnt out and now I can't even write for it anymore. This is pt. 2 to the genshin boys trying to seduce you
Ajax:
Seems more of the type to try to be the ideal lover, but not go all the way into internalizing his darling's desires. This leaves you with a trophy husband you don't even want. Either that or a rake who kills for you. Which is charming in the same way cats that bring dead mice bodies to you are. Zhongli is already a rake tho so let's go down the trophy husband route.
He probably would watch you from afar until he sees something go wrong in your life, or he makes something go wrong. Ajax likes to protect his darling, which gives him a teensy (definitely not teensy) saviour complex. He always appears when you feel at your lowest so you come to associate him with your highs.
This would end up pulling you into his carefully woven trap. Childe is smart, plus his whole plan in Liyue probably would've worked as long as he wasn't also part of the plans of most likely the best military strategist in Teyvat. (Kokomi, take notes from Rex here).
He'd then start pulling away, keeping you on your feet and making you pursue him. Like a game of cat and mouse where you seemed to be the cat but we're actually the mouse. Then we have the issue of him being a pretty damn good actor.
He can literally be whoever you need him to be.
You want a life of adventure and travel? Perfect! He'll bring you wherever you want to go! All on the pretense that he's Snezhnayan noble, which, by how the Tsarita calls all her harbingers her children and treats them as her own is somewhat accurate.
You'd like stability, comfort, and routine that makes you feel safe? Well he'll give you just that! With the occasional surprise and excessive spoiling of course, generosity is hot and he knows it.
It may seem perfect and beautiful in the beginning. But the one biggest danger of seducing someone by pretending to be their ideal lover, is that eventually, things that make you look not so ideal show up.
So gradually, you'll realize that this sort of fairytale prince from a foreign land isn't all he's made himself out to be. But when that happens, he'll completely have you anyway.
He'll still try to be perfect for you, but when that fantasy is broken, it's broken. So enjoy feelings of regret and betrayal when he steals you away to Snezhnaya!
So what comes next? Would you like to see?
Well then...
Welcome to a world of song, dance, magic, music, romance, and horrors beyond compare. Just a hint, a sneak peak if you will.
Eden.
Paradise, huh?
More like the gateway to hell.
And these boys.
These boys were shadows, dragging you in so deep you couldn't even move anymore. Tying you up so you couldn't move a muscle, all while telling you how much they 'loved' you.
That was your current predicament.
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A day Like all Others
An: Happy late birthday to Hiyori! And Ibara makes a little appearance lol. I head canon that Ibara has a darling because yes. Also, they/them pronouns here as always and if you're new here, the words Y/n do not exist lol. Anyway, enjoy the yandere Hiyori x reader lol.
Tw: lots of swearing, lots and lots of it lol, brief gun violence, brief description of mutilation, brief description of blood, this one is a bit more gory as well, though only for a short amount of time, implied stalking, wholesome but toxic, Hiyori gets misgendered lol.
Every fucking time.
Couldn't you have just one good mall date with your boyfriend?
You just wanted to shop peacefully with your cute boyfriend.
And every damn time you went out, someone approached you two.
You loved shopping with Hiyori. Watching him try on outfits, the way his eyes lit up when he found something nice, the way he liked to hold hands with you when you walked together. Of course, you enjoyed this.
Just not when other people came to bother you.
Another fucking bastard. What did he want this time? Autographs from your boyfriend?
"Hey, hot stuff. That your friend there? She wouldn't mind if I took you away for a sec, would she?" he said in a flirtatious voice. Well, at first look, Hiyori was quite feminine, looking at his phone while you held hands.
Well then, never mind.
Hiyori tightened his hold on your hand just a little, looked over at the guy, and you knew he was internally seething. He did something with his phone and then put it in one of his pockets.
This is why you hate other people interfering with your dates.
"They aren't interested," Hiyori replied.
Holy fuck was Hiyori scary sometimes. His voice came out with such pure aggression hidden thinly under his sweet tone that it sent shivers down your spine.
"Woah, sheesh man, sorry," The guy said, backing off and walking away.
"Now then, come on, darling, let's get going. I think we're done for the day," Hiyori said with a tight smile as he pulled you away. He kept one hand fiddling on his pendant, the one you gave him.
One quick drive later and you were both back at your shared apartment.
As soon as you were through the door, Hiyori pulled you to the couch and embraced you in a tight hug.
"Why didn't you say anything? What, did you enjoy the attention? I can give you as much attention as you want, " Hiyori said with a bit of a pout. You lightly touched the cute little necklace you got for him on your first anniversary which he wore all the time.
You pet his hair and looked into his eyes. Wow, they were pretty. You could get lost in those violet eyes of his for hours on end. "You know you would've been upset if I even looked him in the eye, Sunshine," you said, smiling at how he pouted a bit more.
You got just a bit closer to his ear and whispered, "I love you, Sunshine."
That did it for him.
He seemed to not be hung up about it anymore. Hiyori gave you a big smile and tugged you into a soft kiss.
You loved Hiyori.
Night fell and you both completed your usual routines, you cooked for the two of you, and Hiyori relaxed and updated himself on Eden's plan for tomorrow.
Then, you two ended with your nightly cuddles until the two of you fell asleep to sleep.
It was late at night when you woke from mild discomfort. Why was everything so cold? The sheets felt like ice on your skin and the city lights coming from your window were dark and dull.
Something was wrong with the mattress too, it felt too…
Empty.
Looking for warmth and just that something to fill the emptiness, you hugged Hiyori closer to you…
Where was Hiyori?
You had pulled Hiyori's pillow into your arms, not your boyfriend and hopefully future husband.
Where the fuck was Hiyori?!
You flailed around in panic for a second or two and then your hand came into contact with a paper on your bedside countertop.
A note?
Holy fuck, had Hiyori been kidnapped?! No, there weren't any immediate signs of a break-in when you looked around. Everything was where it was when you went to bed, nothing was broken, and the door was closed.
Darling, please don't be worried or come after me. I'm just taking care of something.
I love you! <3
-Your Sunshine
Hiyori snuck out.
Little bitch.
'Don't be worried or come after me' your ass. You thought someone had kidnapped him!
Maybe he was a bit more hung up about that encounter earlier than you thought he was.
Well, he wouldn't be able to stop you from going after him anyway.
You opened your safe and grabbed a pistol out of it along with your ear plugs and ammunition. All for self-defence, of course. Hiyori hadn't brought his gun with him though, so you were a little worried. You quickly checked the gun and then loaded it.
You urged Hiyori to buy one for himself from some 'sources' you trusted when you two were together for a while. Who knows what could happen? Plenty of crazy fans would break into their idol's apartment if given the chance.
Good thing you gave Hiyori that necklace too. When you looked on your phone, he most likely was still wearing it as it said the necklace was at someone's house. When Jun found out you had a tracker on Hiyori once, you justified it by saying it was for safety purposes.
And keeping Hiyori safe was just what you'd be doing.
You took a cab to a spot that was somewhat common to go to and close enough to the place Hiyori was to walk to. Meanwhile, you called Ibara. He tried to say hello, but you immediately cut to the chase.
"Hey, did Hiyori call you up earlier?" You asked politely. Whatever it was, Ibara was probably in on whatever Hiyori was put doing, especially if it was what you thought it was.
He answered quite calmly for someone who may have just assisted your boyfriend in less than legal activities. "Yes he did, I also had to bribe the police into not pursuing him. I'll have a clean-up crew there in 30 minutes, do whatever you need to do," he replied.
Of course, this wasn't either of your first times doing this. Hiyori or you usually went to Ibara for any cover-up needs or things like finding people. Ibara knew what it was like to do anything for his love, so of course, he'd help out a fellow member or affiliate of CosPro, and especially one of Eden.
Following the tracker, you found a small apartment block. How did Hiyori even find this place, anyway? You told him to stop stalking everyone who came into contact with you already.
You continued following. Luckily enough, Hiyori was on the first floor. From what you saw, Hiyori had broken through one of the open windows,
You investigated from one of the windows. This… honestly wasn't as bad as you thought it would be. You looked into some poor guy's kitchen through the glass.
Hiyori stood over the guy from the mall who had hit on you, a bloody knife in hand. It looked as though Hiyori had stabbed through the man's hands and feet, crimson blood oozing out of them. Hiyori also seemed to have cut off all the man's fingers and most of his toes on the man's right foot.
You weren't that bothered by it, you had done worse after all.
But there was still one thing that made you want to finish the job yourself.
Your Hiyori was with another person.
You loved Hiyori.
You loved him more than anything in this world.
But right now?
Right now, it almost felt like you'd been cheated on.
You went in through the window that Hiyori did.
Your blood was boiling.
How dare he! You just wanted a goodnight's sleep but he just had to sneak out at two in the fucking morning.
"HIYORI TOMOE! YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Your voice resounded among Hiyori's little bit of chaos. The guy from the mall looked at you with hope in his eyes.
"Oh, thank God! Please help me! Are you with the cops?" The man being attacked asked.
This idiot.
You chuckled a little, "do I look like a cop to you?"
Then, you approached Hiyori and loaded your pistol. You hoped that somehow, Hiyori didn't have to touch this bastard himself.
"Put this on, love," you said to Hiyori, handing him a set of earplugs you brought with you. You put yours in as well and Hiyori did as told. Then you aimed right for the other bastard's head.
BANG!
The recoil of the pistol made your hold waver a little bit, then you dropped the gun and pulled Hiyori into a hug, your sleepiness from earlier coming back.
"I don't want your hands on anyone except me," you said, groggily. You would've liked to complain further, but Hiyori was just so warm and nice and he belonged in your arms. Even with all the blood. Though it surprisingly didn't get on him that much this time.
After a bit of silence and just holding each other in a tight embrace, Ibara arrived with his men. Ibara brought you both with him back to his car after making the two of you change. In the bathroom of the guy you just killed of course.
Hiyori sat beside you and held your hand in a silent apology. You tried to resist, you really did, but you just loved Hiyori too much. So you settled for the next best thing and kissed him deeply with passion. Then after, you spoke.
"Next time you do that, use something like a gun or a hitman. Otherwise, shackles for a week," You said, still a little bit pissed off.
"Of course, my love," Hiyori replied, going in for another kiss.
An: Thank you for reading this whole thing! By the way, I'm always open for any constructive criticism you have for me so don't be afraid to reply and tell me, or use my inbox if you want!
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An: Was in a bit of a writer's block but luckily got out by writing domestic delinquent boy! I'm in the process of making something for Rinne but I suck at angst so I'm struggling. Kuro's whole trope is so fun to play with.
Tw: brief mentions of a fight, implied murder, mentions of blackmail, mentions of harassment, yanderes, tell me if I missed any
You were just getting home from an exhausting day of work.
The intern who was placed under you was especially difficult for the day, having to deal with other people, being swamped in projects, and work in general troubled you.
Luckily, your manager who had been harassing you and you'd been ranting about to Kuro wasn't there today.
Feeling miserable and dejected, but you knew that it would all be made better.
As soon as you walked through that door.
"Hey there, welcome back! I missed you," Kuro greeted you with a kiss as you returned to your shared apartment.
"I missed you too, Kuro," You said, playing with his spiky red hair. Despite its shape, it was always quite soft and smelled nice. Kinda like your boyfriend.
"I got some of your favourite food ready to eat on the table, I fixed up all your clothes and cleaned a bit. I hope you don't mind me going through some of your stuff to do so though," he continued. You just smiled and kissed him. You were feeling better already.
God, you were so lucky to have this man. It was like a dream come true.
You had been dating for a couple of months now and he was just amazing. He enjoyed taking care of the household chores. He listened, like actually listened to your problems and let you vent to him without trying to fix everything.
Kuro was like an angel to you. The perfect boyfriend, who you'd hopefully end up putting a ring on, or the other way around.
So thoughtful and sweet and everything you could've ever wanted in a man.
"Yeah of course I don't mind. Thanks so much, the place looks amazing,"
"Oh, and by the way, is that manager you mentioned still harassing you?" Kuro asked, taking off your coat and kissing you on the cheek.
"Not sure why, but he didn't show up at work today so that was good at least," You said and kissed him again. You always loved how open with your affection you could be with Kuro.
"Love you Kuro," You said, hugging him close.
"Love you too, now come on, let's go eat."
BAM!
Kuro's fist hit the bastard straight in the solar plexus. The bastard staggered for a little and half-heartedly tried throwing another punch. How pathetic.
The man was already bruised and bleeding, but Kuro wanted more.
He was the bastard who had been abusing his power and trying to get you in his bed, harassing you day by day. Kuro just had to deal with him. Make him pay.
Make him bleed.
Kuro was your protector after all.
You brought him such happiness and fulfillment that nothing else, no one else could, even his adorable little sister. Kuro just decided he'd return the favour.
He'd make sure you were happy every second you spent with him, after all, that's how he felt when he was with you. Besides, apparently, he had found a need to take care of you inside himself and a deep joy that came with that.
So, Kuro continued beating the man to a pulp. There was honestly something quite satisfying in doing this for his loved one.
Once the job was done, Kuro cleaned himself up, of course, he had to make sure he was presentable for when you got home. Then, he sent the blackmail he had collected to many local news stations, from your manager's phone of course.
Kuro dumped the body like he usually did and the scene was clean, or at least normal considering it was an alleyway with garbage and what Kuro assumed was vomit staining the cement.
Yep, he'd need a good bath when he got home. Can't have you smelling a fight on him, after all. You didn't need to know about everything he did for you, Kuro had no need for thanks, besides, he didn't want to scare you away.
He made sure there was no trace of anything on his black sweater, sweatpants, and even the mask he used to help lay low. Though it was a bit dark out anyway at the moment.
Kuro headed home, head spinning with thoughts of you.
"Hey, love, come check this out," You said, you were watching the TV while Kuro washed the dishes. You said it was your turn today, but Kuro refused to let you even lift a finger as long as you were in the same building as him. You couldn't say you didn't enjoy it though.
"Oh? Yeah, of course, love," He finished up the dishes and joined you on the couch. As usual, he let you sit in his lap and he held you close.
Breaking News! Man Exposed and Missing!
"That's a picture of my manager," You said, clinging to Kuro. He feigned surprise, as though he hadn't hunted the man down only a day before.
The news broadcast then went on, describing how your manager had harassed and blackmailed numerous coworkers. It even brought out his texts where he blackmailed and took advantage of others. Then, it started to detail how he had embezzled company funds.
In the end, the news said that when they were notified of this, there was an extra message saying something like it was justice and retribution. So your manager was murdered? You couldn't imagine it.
Kuro looked at you. His eyes with a bit of concern for you as he held your hand. "So?" He asked.
"I mean, I'm almost glad he's gone, but I'm a bit afraid now. After all, there has been a bit of a rise in crime recently, it just… worries me a little," Kuro hugged you at that, he loved you, he didn't want you to feel unsafe.
"How about we change the channel, we can watch that show we've been watching? Just get your mind off of all that," Kuro said, grabbing the remote and changing it to your show as soon as you nodded to his suggestion.
"No need to worry, I'll protect you," Kuro said, kissing you and cuddling close to you.
"Yeah, you will," you chuckled and held his hands in yours.
And he'd do anything to protect you.
Anything.
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Rei's Good Boy
An: Cute Rei fluff inspired by an edit of Rei saying good boy instead of good girl lol. No triggers, just cute vampire and you his boyfriend if you'd like to be. Btw lots reference to Undead lyrics. And yes, you do kiss the boy lol.
Can be interpreted as either yandere or normal, you could have ended up in his bed the usual way, or the not usual way, you choose.
The scent of roses. The amber glow of the dim morning. The soft feel of the black sheets that made up his bed. His beautiful crimson eyes and soft hair were like the night itself.
Rei Sakuma.
Akin to a vampiric demon, yet more human than most. And you were in his bed.
It was so comfy you never wanted to leave. The pillows were perfectly fluffed, the mattress incredible to lay on, and the amount of warmth perfect for you.
Or maybe that was Rei himself.
He embodied a fantasy. An ideal. And maybe you were infected with rose-coloured glasses by just being by his side.
"Good morning," So he was awake.
Rei's voice always caught you off guard for some reason. It was too pretty to come out of his mouth. A smoothness and sort of creaminess to it that pulled his fans and you in.
You look into his eyes. Like rubies; you wanted to remember them forever.
His physique was thin yet muscled. A light six-pack toned his stomach. His pale complexion and skin, soft in all the right places. His lips, so perfectly plump, illuminated in the dawn.
And you can't help but take a bite of that immoral fruit.
"Good boy, come closer," A beautiful chuckle follows, his voice beckons to you. A siren song you just can't ignore. You follow.
Rei holds you close, your head snug near his chest. Allowing you to breathe in more of his surprisingly floral scent. You stay like that for a little, sharing an embrace. He kisses your forehead.
You lift your head a little, still swaying. From dizziness at how his every touch makes you feel? Or sleepiness and a need to remain in his arms?
There's a tray on the bedside counter. Little refreshments for the morning, including some honey milk with cinnamon on top.
Did he plan for breakfast in bed? He sees where you look and one of his hands is petting your head, as though you were some wandering kitten.
"Stay with me a little longer."
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Hello! I just want to ask if minors could interact and follow you?
Yeah, of course. I always make sure that my stuff is sfw and any nsfw stuff will be implied. Tho I will warn with nsfw gore tho that stuff happens once in a Blue Moon.
All I ask is for you all to follow the guidelines in my pinned post.
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True Bonds Don't Break Until the end of Time- Liyue edition
(^ a screenshot from a friend of mine after they got to a higher world level)
An: Kazuha has very weird characterization for me to write. I have a friendship lv 10 Kazuha and Xingqiu. (Kazuha is Inazuman but would technically still be in Liyue which is confirmed as Beidou says that he decided to stay with the Crux) Runner up is Ajax/childe with Lv 9 friendship. I'm sort of just assuming that with higher friendship lv in this au, the possibility of the acolytes recognizing your divinity goes up. Ex. Lv 6= 60% chance of them recognizing you. But with eroded archons (ex. Zhongli *wink wink*) the chance is lowered. Btw I have a friendship lv 4 Zhongli.
Thank you @hiraeth-rawr for the idea!
Warnings: Yandere themes, religious themes, Kazuha says the f word, slapping
"The wind... No, the very voice of Teyvat, it calls to me. It's beckoning me to their side."
Kazuha swayed as the same warmth that enveloped him ever since the Creator had 'pulled' on him twice. The feeling was best described as how it would feel to be a wave in the ocean, going wherever without a care in the world, satisfaction multiplied ten-fold. What Kazuha had always perceived as the true goal of eternity, the eternal warmth of the Creator's glow. Beidou caught him just before he would tip over.
"Woah, Kaz'! You okay there?" Beidou set him back standing with a worried look on her face. Kazuha reassured her, giving her a soft "I'm Okay," and putting a hand on her shoulder.
"It-It's like all the other times I felt their warmth, but so, so different. As though they were here..." They were, weren't they? Kazuha's eyes lit up with a shine Beidou hadn't seen since the time they got authentic Inazuman sake on board.
Beidou of course knew who 'they' were, usually having to cover for Kazuha when he was haphazardly whisked away by the creator to new lands. He told her about them, how every time they chose him to be their vessel a sort of connection grew stronger. In the beginning, when they hadn't even reached the city of contracts yet but managed to create a connection with Kazuha, their voice was a whisper as loud as a pin dropping. Now when they were here, he could hear them as though they were right beside him.
"Follow me," Kazuha looked towards their general direction. All he had to do was follow the pull. And he'd happily follow them to the ends of Teyvat. He knew where they were.
He would find them. (And maybe they would be happy that he found them first.)
He did not find them first.
Zhongli, the man who had replaced that silent hearth of a redhead the creator used to swoon over, was standing over who he was sure was the Creator. God, the pull was strong, everything around him was so much more vivid. He could smell the scent of his creator, unlike the majority of scents, he couldn't tell what it was, all he knew was that he found it rather appealing.
His hearing was much stronger here too. Maybe he was wrong about his gift of enhanced senses being from nature or the anemo archon. Maybe they were from the Creator. He could hear their heartbeat, loud like a scream. They were scared. The beat ran fast, as though they were cornered by a wild beast.
Considering the situation, that might've been a better alternative.
"Zhongli, what the hell!? I'm no Creator, or imposter or anything! Just some confused person who now regrets pulling for you," they were on the ground, scrambling away from Zhongli who had his polearm out.
Why were they afraid? Wasn't Zhongli one of their most devoted, one of their first followers? Hadn't they even made it a habit to call the funeral consultant cute pet names and compliment him? Kazuha was sure that his Creator wouldn't have said something like that unprompted. Unless...
What the fuck did he do to them.
Zhongli looked behind himself, seeing Kazuha and Beidou who were watching.
"Kazuha, this imposter dares to have the Creator's face and even deny their existence. Would you like to dispose of them?"
Kazuha swore to himself right there that he'd fix whatever caused this to happen and protect his dear creator.
SLAP!
"You dare forsake the Creator's love for you and repay them with your blade!? If you were the least observant, you'd have realized that that right there is the Creator. Or is the erosion getting to you?" Zhongli glared at him, a red hand mark right where Kazuha slapped him. His face was full of regret after hearing what Kazuha had to say. Zhongli had only joined them recently and often tried to get on Kazuha's good side as he was currently the one most favoured by the Creator.
A boy Kazuha knew as Xingqiu arrived with his friend Chongyun. With them came the 11th of the Fatui harbingers code-named Childe, though Kazuha knew that his real name was Ajax as he'd been called that by the Creator. They got there just in time to see the creator's favourite slap an Archon in the face. Both were confused until they saw Kazuha comforting the frightened Creator and Zhongli withdrawing his polearm. Xingqiu and Childe were also quite close to the Creator and knew who they were in an instant.
Zhongli dropped his polearm and began stumbling towards the Creator. Xingqiu was sure he would just end up scaring the Creator even more so he started trying to hold him in place. Childe soon followed, shielding the creator from him. Though they would've preferred to be the one holding the Creator in an embrace, they knew this would be better for their dear Creator. Kazuha definitely owed the both of a favour after this though, Zhongli didn't have the title of Strongest Archon for nothing, struggling against both of them.
"Kazuha? What are you doing here-" Kazuha could recognize that voice anywhere. It was the same one that spoke to him from beyond the barrier, whispering compliments and comments to him when they were there.
"Shh, you're okay now. No one will hurt you while I'm here," Kazuha shushed and revelled in the scent and feeling of his dear creator.
Perfection at its core. Holding them was so nice, when even was the last time Kazuha had a hug like this? Most likely a many, many years ago, before his parents died, before his clan fell apart. It felt much too easy for him to fall into his fantasies.
This world was filled with such dangers and was so easy to get lost in.
They'd surely be safe with him.
And only him.
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Cult Culture
An: my tags are limited to just these because for some reason, on mobile, my Tumblr is high 24/7 and won't let me write in tags. Just a little dive into how SAGAU would affect Teyvat as a whole.
Honestly, the whole cult Sagau thing would actually effect the entirety of Teyvat's culture in so so so many ways. Take all of this with a grain of salt tho as I don't know much about other religions and was raised Christian so I'm taking from that. Mainly because Sagau also seems to be based off of Christianity.
We've talked about things like the Creator being the start of new trends or characters getting popular because of them, but it would most likely be to a much larger degree.
In the Sagau community, the majority of aus are placed in worlds where the public knows and actively worships the creator. The statues, the Creator's shrines being a universal sign of "no fighting… shakira shakira (I'm sorry I saw it when writing and couldn't resist)", the Creator instantly being accepted and loved.
However, wouldn't this affect the acolytes greatly?
Imagine this, you live in a world where there's one religion, minor deities like the archons and whatever happened on Inazuma included, where you mainly worship this Creator figure, the Creator of all.
Of course, in the way that majority of religions have it (might not be that common tho, I was raised Christian), you have leaders in the faith, people who are supposed to be examples for worshippers to follow, and people who are blessed.
As is incorporated in some aus, visions are seen as blessings from the All-Creator. Something that would essentially be sainthood in the eyes of society due to how idolized the Creator is.
Due to this, merely having a vision would not only be seen as a reward for one's ambition, but also a sort of sign from the Creator themselves to respect this person.
This could easily flip one's reputation on its head just from having a vision. For example, even having a vision could be enough for Mondstadtions to at least not chase Eula out of town anymore or deny her services. Having a vision would be so prized that fake vision (like the ones we used in the vision-hunt) sales would go through the roof; people would pretend to have visions so they were respected for being blessed by the All-Creator.
However, there's even more.
You know how the self aware characters are able to hear the Creator's voice?
That would be seen as a sort of 'mark of the chosen' among the public. Even though it is only a sign if that person being a playable character.
Starting out in Mondstadt, people first thought that Amber and Kaeya were on board with some kind of bad joke when they first talked about hearing the Creator's true voice. After all, the All-Creator was so holy that not even vision holders heard their true voice. Then, they heard of Lisa and Noelle hearing the same voice. After the public realized that these people were hearing the true words of the Creator themselves, they most likely believed that they had 'ascended' in some way, now able to hear the creator's voice.
Even more, imagine how the Creator's mere existence could affect the regions themselves.
In the beginning, when only Mondstadt was available to the player, when the other nations got word that Mond had been blessed by the All-Creator, the other countries must have gone wild.
Many more people would have traveled to Mond just for a sight of the 'Traveler Brought by the Creator'. Debates would be started about why the Creator seemed to favour this nation above all. Tensions may even rise due to this, Mondstadtions claiming that their nation was above the others due to the Creator's favour.
Status would literally be tilted in favour of vision users with the new view of them. Having a vision would make people see someone differently, even if they were the worst. After all, if the Creator blessed them, they had to be good deep down, right?
This is me half joking, but imagine how getting a vision in this society would be for teenagers. Suddenly, you're the hot shot everywhere you go! All your friends think that you're the best thing since Dawn Winery's apple cider. Best of all, your crush notices you. But really, they only love your vision. It's like pretty privilege turned up to eleven.
Everything the Creator does would also be seen as some sort of holy metaphor for what the people of Teyvat should be striving to do.
You hit trees and gain wood yet don't chop them down? It's a metaphor for the idea that people should be free to take from nature but give back at the same time.
You choose the most generic responses everytime the Traveler gets to speak? The Creator must be showing the people that everyone is equal when in the eyes of the All-Creator.
You kill Timmie's pigeons every day without fail? It's to show that everything will return to what it once was: nothing.
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Hello, I apologize if this is not the best idea but would you consider something like how Genshin yanderes, La signora, Ei (alone or as part of trio with Sara and yae) and nigguang in particular, would react to learning that their darling was being abused by their family, non sexually mind you. I am a sucker for soft yandere content, and have had this idea in my head for nearly a week now lol. Sorry if this ask is a mess, I am not used to sending these. I am not even sure you will see this one.
Order up, fellow chill pill! You brain rotted me so now you will reap what you sowed!
Tw: somewhat-explicit gore on Eimikosara's part, yanderes, depiction of abuse, flashbacks if abuse, mutilation (on eimikosara's part), Ei is electric chair, I had to do some very weird google searches for this, lol.
An: Sorry this took so long, I didn't read the message completely so I thought it was only Signora and Eimikosara. When I reread it and found out I was writing the wrong thing I kind of got writer's block. I also forgot to read the fluff part so Ningguang's part is messed up Stolkholm fluff, though there are cuddle scenes in both Signora and Eimikosara's parts. But still, enjoy!
La Signora
A fist pummeled into your stomach.
Your breath was taken away, left with a shuddering wheeze. Stop. Please, stop.
"Why can't you do anything right!" Your father yelled at you, bottle in hand. Why was he yelling at you?
"Worthless piece of shit!" A kick landed on your shin, your body curling up even more. Tears fell from your eyes. You could barely breathe. Stop! Someone, make it stop!
"Mom-please."
"See! This! This is why you're such a fucking nuisance! You cry for your bitch-ass mother all the fucking time. Why don't you grow up? Huh? Stupid little cunt."
No one was coming to save you or stop anything now.
You woke up, hyperventilating in your and Rosalyne's shared bed.
"Shh, it's alright baby, I'm right here." Bawling your eyes out, she pulled you closer into her chest.
You were wrong. Someone did save you.
But Archons, you were so fucking useless without Rosa. You would've passed out by now from hyperventilation if it wasn't for her. She was right. You should be lucky that she takes care of you. You, useless damn mutt.
"I'm sorry Rosa, please don't leave me again! I'll be good, I promise! I'll even be your little pet if you want me to, I can wear a collar if you want!" You nuzzled into her, crawling on all fours into her lap, just like a dog. So pathetic.
"It's okay, love. You've been a very good little one for me. I won't leave you okay?"
"Thank you, Rosa! I love you so much, thank you for taking care of me." You really were thankful. After all, she could've just left you to die like the pathetic mutt you were.
Even after you came clean about your past, she still loved you. She even tortured and killed the ones who hurt and neglected you as a birthday present! She was such an angel.
You were lucky she loved you so much.
Ei+Miko+Sara
Another sleepless night.
Another scream in the dead of night.
Yae Miko curled up next to you in her fox form nuzzling you and telling you that you were okay. Ei had moved from her place beside you and was now spooning you from behind, playing with your hair. Kujou Sara was in front of you, trying to get you to breathe.
"Another nightmare about them, love?"
"Yeah, I'm sorry," You hid your head in Miko's fur.
"You're alright, dear. You're safe with us. I No one else will ever touch you again, okay dear?" Sara comforted you, exaggerating her breathing for you to copy.
"Love, I'll be just a minute, alright?" Ei moved away and went out of the bedroom. Sara taking her place and now spooning you.
Ei would be the one taking out the trash tonight.
The air stank with iron and filth.
Ei would have preferred to have killed them as soon as they were in her hands but Yae Miko insisted that they suffer before they're given the sweet release of death. In truth, they deserved a hundred thousand deaths if not a million.
They all wished to harm their beloved's abusers in revenge for their darling. However, they knew that those pieces of filth would die much too early if all three of them tortured them at the same time. They all alternated days except for Sundays, Sundays were when they were starved.
Their shared lover's parents were held in chains, dried blood practically covering them. Both of them looked like skeletons, their bones sticking out and at some parts exposed by some of Yae Miko's torture. They lived on a special type of food, edible and able to keep them alive for longer but anyone would have preferred to eat their feces than it.
When they saw Ei, both tried to open their mouths. They probably forgot that they couldn't speak now that Yae chopped off their tongues because they kept saying that they were innocent. As soon as Miko saw them on the edge of death, she cauterized the wound and made one of the servants heal them just so they would live to be tortured a little longer.
'Let's start with a little shock. After all, that's how my love has to wake up because of them.' Ei channelled Electro and made them feel about 30 volts coursing through their veins. They let out undignified yelps, though it wasn't like they had any dignity in the first place, not when they hurt her beloved.
Scars of electro and bloodied bruises covered both of them. Their faces were marred by dried blood, electricity, and scars, so much that they were unrecognizable. Mainly due to Sara feeling guilty because they looked like her lover so Yae scarred them beyond recognition. Their clothes were mere oversized scraps as well.
Ei kicked one of them in the ribs. She didn't matter who, all that mattered was that they suffered.
The night was young and Ei wouldn't be sated until they were thoroughly punished for not letting her beloved get their sleep.
Ningguang
"Love? Love, you're spacing out again. Are you okay?"
"Oh, yeah I am, Ning. Just, thinking about them again," you let out a sigh. You were supposed to be having a romantic dinner with your amazing wife, but all you could think about was the past.
Ningguang may have 'forced you' into an arranged marriage with her, making your folks financially unstable to achieve it, but it had been just what you needed.
You were free.
You didn't have to deal with your narcissistic, controlling, asshole parents anymore. You could do what you wanted without having to look over your shoulder every second. You weren't guilt-tripped into giving them money when you were barely afloat. You were living the good life.
All with the bonus of marrying the richest woman in the world, living like the richest person in the world, and having someone to sate your need for affection.
Yes sure, you weren't allowed to leave or speak to anyone other than Ning, but you were fine with that. After all, things could've been much worse. You could've still been in contact with your parents.
You ate like royalty, were dressed in only the finest Liyuean silks, and so on and so forth. You were living in the lap of luxury and all you needed to do to continue doing so was play pet for a nice lady who most likely killed for you in the past. You'd been through worse. Though you couldn't deny that you were a captive.
"Open your mouth," Ningguang spoon-fed you another bite of food.
You might've been a captive, but you knew you'd be lying if you said you weren't falling for her. The way her eyes lit up when you followed her instructions. How her soft yet calloused hand caressed your cheek, making sure you swallowed every grain of rice. Her lips looked so soft right now as well, you couldn't help but bring her lips to yours.
You might've been a captive, but Stockholm was your kidnapper.
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God is Overworked, Underpaid, and Touchstarved. Triple Threat! Pt. 4
An: Woo! Part 4! It's my birthday, I'm on a vacation to Mexico and have been busy spending time with my family so sorry for the wait. I also have a beta reader now! Btw screw canon Khaenri'ah is the Philippines because Filipino Kaeya and Dain is what I live for
Taglist: @annoying-gemini
Tw: swearing, Araashita is kind of a sadist, attempted murder? Araashita downs a whole bottle of dandelion wine in like two sec flat thanks to his foul legacy, mention of child predators and abuse, blackmail, I'll add more if I forgot any
This whole place was like being in a different world with every door and pathway.
Zhongli had led you and Araashita to the top of the ballroom's stairs, holding your hand for 'safety precautions'. Once you were able to get a good look at everything, you were taken away by how beautiful it all was.
It looked as though it was carved out of the cave walls. There were beautiful arches of what you thought to be bedrock decorated with bright cor lapis that supported the cor lapis lit dome ceiling with drawings that Zhongli told you depicted how you had intended for all of Teyvat to live in harmony.
The staircase railings were made of what looked and seemed like pure gold, glowing when you touched it as all pure substances had so far. Even the floor had a fancy navy, grey, and cor lapis pattern on it and with every step you took, the cor lapis shone brighter, reacting to your presence.
In the outfit you picked earlier, you walked along the stairs until you reached the ballroom platform. It was an oval shape with a staircase protruding from it leading to the dance floor. It gave you a nice bird's eye view of everything and you noted which corner the buffet tables were tucked in. They seemed to have your favourite type of cake there too.
People gazed up at you from the ballroom platform. Like everything else dedicated to you in this place, it was extravagant. The platform gave you a perfect view of everything and made you seem like true royalty. The people's eyes were filled with wonder and adoration that made you question whether or not you were supposed to be up here.
Araashita grasped your hand, squeezing it and motioning to his chest, exaggerating his breathing. You copy his movements and once you feel calm, you smile at him and nod. Looking down, you walk forward until Araashita gives you another squeeze and a motion to keep your head up. You followed his advice, silently proud that he had noticed your little habits.
"All hail the Creator!" As soon as you stepped into view, the people of Teyvat started cheering for you. Being adored and given attention like this was... Different than what you were used to. You had never liked to stand in the spotlight. The sound and sights around you were almost overwhelming.
Araashita tapped your arm and signalled for you to try and breathe. In and out, in and out, Araashita had somehow materialized a microphone and seemed to now be talking to the crowd, causing the people to quiet down.
In and out, in and out, you could handle a little social event, right? You internally thanked Araashita for getting the people to settle down, you could focus now. In and out, in and out, you were okay now.
Araashita grasped your hand, leading you down the platform as though he was a prince from a Disney movie. Looking upon the crowds, you could pick out some NPCs and playable characters you knew. Jean and Lisa were wearing formal dresses. Kaeya and Childe in suits stood beside each other in awe of you. Sayu was on top of Ayato's shoulders to look over the crowd. you could even see Arattaki Itto wearing a dress shirt!
As Prince-Charmingly as artificially possible, Araashita bowed a little and offered you a hand. You chuckled, smiling at his exaggerated movements.
"Am I supposed to dance with you now?"
"Maybe, your highness," Araashita emphasized the 'your highness' and gave you a mischievous-looking grin. It almost made you think he looked down upon these sorts of formalities.
You hadn't noticed how damn good he looked in formal clothes until now. It was a black undone jacket on top of a red corset vest that complimented his body very well. In his breast pocket was a small arrangement of cherry blossoms surrounding a rose. You had no idea how he even got the outfit or the flowers, though it was most likely that he stole them from your wardrobe or copied some files.
You took his hand and he pulled you into a dance. Except the dance was more like you holding on to him for dear life and trying not to step on his toes. He gave a small chuckle at your inability to dance but then started to count and tap your waist. Quickly, you noticed that there was a pattern to how he moved. Forward, forward, side, step, which for you translated to backwards, backwards, side, step.
Finally in sync, you swayed on the dance floor together. There was music playing, something familiar that you just couldn't put a finger on. When had there been music? You didn't care though, you were only focused on the way you both moved with it. Smirking at how fast you caught on, Araashita changed the pattern. He was doing the backwards motions now and you met him with a smirk of your own. This caused you two to go back and forth across the ballroom changing patterns at a moment's notice. This was actually fun when you knew what you were doing.
"Shishi, don't keep them all to yourself! How about you let me have a dance with them, eh 'Kuya'?" Kaeya exaggerated that last part, putting an arm on Araashita's shoulder. Araashita gave him an annoyed look but then made a series of hand gestures that resembled sign language. Kaeya grinned at that and after gesturing back, took your hand and kissed it in the same manner Araashita had. Araashita walked off to archons know where.
"May I have this dance, your grace?"
With that, you took his hand and began to sway on the floor. Araashita's dancing was sweet, gentle, and felt like he was teaching you, almost comparable to a lover's dance. But Kaeya? Kaeya's was sensual, his hands practically never leaving your body. It had the motions of what you could only describe as two lovers having a final dance, desperately wishing that the other didn't have to leave.
"Your grace, there's something wrong with the others. I don't know what it is but your arrival seems to have awakened something in them. It might have something to do with Arashi too. Maybe it's the realization that everything they did in your name was seen by you or maybe something else. You might be in danger if you stay here," Kaeya whispered in your ear a smirk on his face all the same. You were still dancing, but then Kaeya stopped you two, standing up normally.
In danger? To you, everyone was acting pretty normal, excluding all of this creator stuff.
"Are you hungry? How about we go get some food?" Kaeya quickly changed the topic before you could react. Food sounded good right about now, you were already a little tired from dancing.
After moving to the buffets, you found yourself being approached much more. Many people wanted to talk to you. Zhongli told you about the Liyuean food while you stuffed yourself with Liyuean dumplings. Diluc found you drinking some grape juice and you both shared your thoughts on alcohol. Even Gorou came around and let you pet his ears.
A light chill entered the room. All heads turned to the ballroom entrance.
A beautiful person that somehow managed to be the image of your ideal lover walked in. They wore a set of beautiful light blue formal wear, reminding you of the first snow of winter. It was almost as though someone took all the physical traits you found attractive and put them in one person. Their beautiful sky blue eyes lit up when they spotted you in the crowd. They were coming closer to you and to be frank, you were utterly terrified. All of the times you ever crushed on anyone, they didn't know you even existed so you've never had to deal with these kinds of situations.
"I apologize for being late, your grace, I hope this form pleases you. Fresh roses, as a welcome gift," They hand you a bouquet of red roses, all tied together with a cute silver ribbon. You were blushing, weren't you? You kept your mouth shut in fear of embarrassing yourself in front of this attractive stranger.
"I'm the Tsaritsa of Snezhnaya, but please, just call me Briannca."
God fucking damn it. You should've known. You swear on yourself, why are all the hot people crazy! Of course, the most attractive person in the room also funded child kidnapping and experimentation! You knew that it was all for the good of Teyvat but that still didn't make it right!
Why were you itching to get away? "This is a nice welcome ceremony, isn't it? Stuff like this is always exciting!" You were hoping that she didn't see how awkward you felt.
"Yes events like these are rather enthralling, aren't they?" Come on! There had to be some way to get out of this!
Orange hair.
You made a beeline straight to him, completely ignoring what the Cryo Archon had to say.
Childe, Tartaglia, Ajax, or whatever other names he had was one of your favourite characters. You volunteered to take on implementing the mechanics of his kit. His story was magnificent and you may or may not have spent at least an hour looking at his abs window.
"Hello, your grace-!"
"Ajax!" You hugged him, arms wrapping around his waist. He hugged back, squeezing you tight. You were still holding the flowers the Cryo Archon gave you but squeezed back anyway. You were kind of embarrassed for doing this in front of Ajax's parents and siblings, but it beat having to participate in your earlier conversation.
"Your grace! It's an honour to finally meet you!" Ajax's parents were addressing you. You were sure that if you weren't the supposed Creator of Teyvat you'd be getting asked a lot of questions right about now.
"Ajax, you never told us you knew the creator personally?" A man who looked like Ajax but taller, with glasses, and a shine in his eyes addressed you. He was glancing at your bouquet of roses. Looking towards Ajax, he was flushed and looking away. You were still hugging Ajax, though it didn't seem like he wanted to let go either.
"Oh, well Ajax supported me a lot when I got stuck while fixing problems and pro-I mean creating new things," did these people even have any form of programming? Probably not, but Ajax was too flushed to answer so you had to step in. Finally, you released each other, standing by each other's side.
"Ajax, care to introduce me?"
"Yeah, yeah, of course, your grace! Okay, so that's Andrei, he's the oldest!" Ajax gestured towards the tall guy with glasses. "Then we have Svetlana! She's the second youngest and a scholar at Sumeru!" He gestured at a girl in Sumeruean clothing who looked like a genderbent version of your Ajax. Wow, everyone in this family were carbon copies of each other.
"This must be Tonia and Anthon, right? Are they twins or just clones of each other?" You chuckled, gesturing towards two kids that looked like mini clones of Ajax but were older looking than Tuecer.
"Actually, we are twins, Mx. Creator! I'm Tonia, the older and clearly more mature of us two." She spoke in the common language of Teyvat. It surprised you how menacing an about twelve year old child in a dress could look with her hands on her hips.
Suddenly Lumine, the abyssal twin in your game, along with two pyro abyss vectors and a hydro abyss mage holding a box appeared in front of you. You can practically hear the aggression in the room, acolytes taking weapons out and everyone ready to protect you. Ajax even looked ready to spring into battle, covering Tuecer's eyes. To everyone's surprise, the princess of the abyss curtsied before you.
" Your Grace, the abyss order welcomes you to Teyvat. If you need anything, you may summon me and I will be glad to service you. We have come bearing gifts to properly welcome you," you were sure you heard that in the language of the yet you could understand every word. Her tone was formal but she was the same Lumine you came to know and love.
Two polearms were brought to Lumine's neck, making her lift her chin as to not be cut. "Your grace, she is a threat to your safety, please allow us to execute her." Zhongli and Xiao were going to kill Aether's sister? Not on your watch.
"Do not lay a hand on her! For Fuck's sake! She hasn't done anything right now but be nice and bring gifts! Plus, compared to some people here who I will not name, she's a saint! What happened to the whole 'Teyvat is home to all under its roof and all at home together are family' thing!"
Aether had gotten to your side and caught something that seemed to have fallen from the ceiling. It seemed to be a microphone with a piece of tape on it.
"Our dear creator is truly gracious. In their eyes, all creatures of Teyvat are welcome into their arms. Whether you are Fatui, a knight of Favonius, Liyuean, Inazuman, archon or mortal, all are loved in the eyes of our Creator." Aether's voice boomed through the ballroom.
"All hail the Creator!" Was that Arattaki Itto!?
Everyone else chimed in, "all hail the Creator! All hail the Creator!"
"I should really go now..." Lumine shoved the gift into your arms and tried to slink away.
"Wait, please, stay? I'm sure your brother would like to see you again, even if it's just for tonight?" With a moment of consideration, she nodded.
"Aether? Can I borrow that?" You grasped his arm and pointed to his microphone.
"Thank you, everyone! Now then, let's get back to the festivities! Please, drink, dance and party to your heart's content!"
One, two, three, four, four-four time, Bb major. A sweet song about the Creator saving a pair of lovers. Aether made good use of that microphone.
I stood on the balcony, overlooking the ballroom. My Creator was so sweet, sticking up for Lumine like that, a perfect little angel. Kaeya had to have done his job well or else I'm going to kick him in the shin for wasting my time with them. As soon as we made the deal, I grabbed some hors d'oeuvres, a vintage bottle of dandelion wine and slinked away to the balcony. The solitude was enjoyable, and I could watch them. By now, I had finished my bottle of wine and had set it down beside me.
"Oh, they're such a sweet little thing. They'll be mine soon enough. I just need to remove the other obstacles." So much for solitude. The Tsaritsa was planning on taking the Creator, wasn't she? Just another nuisance.
She doesn't know I'm here, but she'll find out soon enough. Might as well speed things up. Just got to walk in front of this pillar.
"It's you again, runaway," did she really have to comment on my past every time we met? How in the world could she have gotten Shiko on her side?
"How are you so close to them and why do they like Tartaglia more than me?" Straight to the point for once? Could've used that when she was pining for my sister but okay bitch.
"Why hello there, I didn't expect to see you here." Honestly, I didn't. She still glared at me for playing dumb though.
"Cut the crap Kaedehara, tell me what I need to know." What, that normal people aren't into shapeshifting snowflakes who experiment on kids?
"What you need to know is that they are mine."
"Don't think that Khaenri'ahn scum like you can even get the Creator to give you the time of day." Bringing in Khaenri'ah? I see how it is.
"I have them." I circled her and called in a singsong form.
"You have nothing." This bitch was about to get it, she was getting on my nerves.
"The records. The files. Every morally wrong thing you and the Fatui have ever done in perfect carbon copies and Kamera photos. I release those and you'll have more than just their hate for you to deal with." A chuckle and she looked ready to stab me. I did have them all, now and then I enjoyed sneaking into government facilities and getting copies of everything I could use for blackmail. It was an enjoyable past time and ridiculously easy to do with my Foul Legacy. Or at least I used to? Memories are weird but at least I have blackmail.
One, two, three, four, right on the beat. "I know for a fact that you'd be left by many of your beloved harbingers in an instant." Despite their loyalties, all people have a tipping point.
"What if your little eleventh knew that you funded and helped kidnap kids from all over Teyvat, even in Snezhnaya, so that you could experiment on them?" It was ironic when I first heard about him in my memories and from the Creator mentioning him, a killing machine with a soft spot for kids and his siblings.
"I know for sure that your first, Shiko, would not be happy if he heard about your enabling of child predators for connections, favours and mora, even supplying the children yourself?" With my genius brother's past, he'd take my side like a fish takes to water if he knew.
"And what about your endeavour to corrupt the Fontaine court, the very thing that led that penny-pincher, Pantalone, into your service?" As an AI I didn't really know him, but he was in my memory bank and it was quite impressive of him to bring Liyue, the richest nation in Teyvat, to financial dependency with Snezhnaya.
"Then, they will hate you even more."
"They are benevolent, sweet, merciful, and many other adjectives that will never fully describe how perfect they are. Yet they too have their tipping points. How do you say it here? The Creator is everything, sadness, joy, mercy, brutality, past, and present? Well, it's true to a degree."
"If you haven't noticed already, they hate liars, those who harm the defenceless, those who say that the end justifies the methods, and so on." I made sure that my tone was casual, as though this was the most obvious thing about them. A part of me wanted to break her.
"They already hate you." Just gotta drive the metaphorical knife in a little deeper.
"You are everything, every characteristic that they loathe."
"You say that Khaenri'ahn scum like me will never earn their heart, yet you're the sad little stray begging for attention whenever they inevitably leave you." I walked away, was she crying? Oh yes, she was crying. Archons that's satisfying.
Now then, it was time to bring my favourite person home.
Araashita had come back from wherever he went, meeting you while you danced with Lumine. How long had this gone on for? You felt a little tired. He pulled you away. Anxiety pulled at you, was he going to tell you what was wrong?
"Would you like to get away, my dear? You look a little, how should I put this, exhausted." He whispered in your ear. In the back of your mind, you couldn't help but think he was trying to get you away from danger.
"Shishi, if by that you mean I look more zombie-like than Qiqi from being around so many people at one time, you're free to say it." Araashita chuckled, his dull red eyes meeting yours.
"But would you like to go?"
"Depends, what did you have in mind?"
"A fairy tale castle fit for only the finest of royalty, or maybe a Creator of Teyvat?" Now you were intrigued. A castle? But most importantly, a comfy place to sleep?
"As long as it has a nice place to sleep, I'm up for it," you yawned, ready to just go to sleep.
"Hold on tight, okay?" He grabbed your hand and teleported you two into an impressive bedroom.
A circular bed the size of two king beds sat in the middle of the room. The room itself was the size
"Wait, um, I know this is weird but can you stay with me? Only if you would like to of course!"
"Of course, anything for you," his little smile was killing you! How was he so cute!
He got into the bed with you, slipping under the covers. It didn't seem awkward despite you sleeping in the same bed. You hoped he wasn't uncomfortable.
"Do you want me to hold you?" Yes, yes, million times yes.
He chuckled, had you said that out loud? Carefully, he slipped his hands around your back. You had moved so that your face was practically in his chest. He smelled like wine and roses, was rose wine a thing?
Almost instantly, you found yourself drifting off to sleep.
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Be a good boy for me, won't you?
An: Not me making a drabble with excessive use of the words baby boy directed towards the reader out of semi-spite for that one ask. I also have a long ass programmer sagau thing in the making which will be gender neutral, so look forward to that if you dont like male content.
Tw: Discription of blood, implied killing, implied kidnapping, definitely an unhealthy relationship, actual swearing yay, power dynamics I guess (tell me if I missed anything)
You really regretted opening that window.
Hell, you weren't even trying to escape! (Even though anyone who still thought they had a chance against the eleventh harbinger would've taken it. You certainly didn't fall into that category. Well, at least not anymore.) All you did was peek your head out of it.
Now, Ajax (as he's forced you to call him), had brought you along to another one of his 'debt collections'.
You hated this.
You hated how the harbinger would smirk right before lunging in for the kill. You hated how you had to keep your eyes open and watch him slaughter or else the punishment would become worse. You hated how he gutted people alive as though they were nothing but animals, the entrails oozing out of lethal cuts made by him. The blood making a faint dripping noise that was too heavy to convince yourself it was water. Oh, how you hated this.
Tartaglia had just finished another kill, it was time to leave. "Baby boy, come over here," He called to you. You hated that name even more than you hated the carnage that followed his every move.
It used to be a sweet pet name from your true love before Tartaglia came into your life like a tsunami. You would immediately perk up whenever they called you that, lean into their warm, loving touch. Now, all that it brought you was homesickness for your dead lover.
He forced you two apart with his bare hands, literally and figuratively. Before him, you were planning to propose to your lover and soon fiance. In his perspective, he must've met you just in time. Just in time for him to take you before you had a ring on your finger. It seemed as though you weren't nearly as happy as he'd thought you be about it though. Of course, he'd tried to make you 'happy' even though you were unable to fathom how you could possibly be happy in a situation like this.
Kidnapped by a psychopathic sadist, having to watch said psychopathic sadist kill your beloved, and now being forced to watch him kill people in general.
If he thought that he'd ever been able to replace your lover, he was more insane than you thought he was. No jewels, financial stability, pretty lies, promises of safety, or anything that piece of Fatui scum could ever think up would be enough to make you truly love him.
"Baby boy, I said, come over here." You had gotten too lost in your thoughts, in your boiling hate for him that you kept just under. Fortunately for you, he wasn't one to be impatient, you guessed that you still had one chance before he lengthened the punishment and just dragged you.
You walked over to Tartaglia, embracing him with eyes almost as dead as his. He picked you up bridal style and started to carry you. At this point, you didn't care where he was going, you just wanted it to be over.
"Baby boy, don't look at me like that. This is your fault, you couldn't even go ten minutes without trying to escape through the window," Tartaglia chastised you to which you replied quietly.
"I didn't even go out, that damn whatever was hot and I needed to cool down. This is Liyue for Archon's sake. Besides, I wouldn't actually try to escape again after the shit that happened the other seven times I tried."
It came out before you could stop it, akin to the other times you had randomly spilled whatever was in your head. You were almost completely sure he had drugged your food with some sort of truth serum again.
Well, fuck your life, he heard you.
Tartaglia looked at you in surprise, a smile on his face. Suddenly, he squeezed you closer to his chest, eliciting a yelp from you.
"Well then, look who's finally learning to be a good boy! Sorry for coming to that conclusion baby boy, you really could've just told me you needed to cool down. This all can wait for tomorrow, so maybe we could go back home and cuddle?" This whole situation felt... Unnatural, weird; despite that, Tartaglia just held you tighter and brought you back to where he'd kidnapped you.
Entering the bleak walls of your prison, Tartaglia set you down on the bed, following you into an embrace. Under his breath you could hear him muttering happily, something about how you were being such a good boy and that all he was doing was finally paying off.
"Oh, I love you so much! You're going to be a good boy for me now aren't you? Yeah you are, nochnaya Zvezda. I can't wait to bring you home to Snezhnaya!" He cuddled even closer to you, holding you tightly. You faked a small smile to which he seemed even more ecstatic.
Wait a minute, did he say bring you home to Sneznaya?
You may have just sealed your fate.
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Incorrect Quotes From the Sagau Programmer au!
An: I put some names into an incorrect quote generator and voila! Enjoy
Programmer au pt 3 should come out on the weekend, I hope.
For those who don't know what Programmer sagau is, basically, you are a programmer for mihoyo but you get isekaied into the world of genshin by the Sagau characters. The story for my programmer au is called "God is overworked, underpaid, and touch starved. Triple threat!"
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*The squad is over at Programmer!Darling's house*
Araashita: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Programmer!Darling: ... N-No...
Programmer!Darling, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Araashita, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Venti: I see a-
Programmer!Darling, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Araashita: Oh, well I-
Programmer!Darling: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Programmer!Darling, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Kaeya: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Childe: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Programmer!Darling: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Programmer!Darling: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Programmer!Darling, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Programmer!Darling: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Ei, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Programmer!Darling:
Araashita: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Programmer!Darling:
Programmer!Darling, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS'
Can I copy the homework?'
Programmer!Darling: I can help you with it!
Araashita: Yeah, sure.
Venti: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Kaeya: lol nope.
Childe: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Ei: *Read 5:55pm*
*The squad right before Programmer!Darling's wedding*
Araashita: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Venti: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Kaeya: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Childe: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Ei, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
Programmer!Darling, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Araashita: Hey.
Venti: Hi.
Kaeya: Hello.
Childe: Hey!
Programmer!Darling: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Ei: We were out of Doritos.
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Programmer!Darling: Thanks fam!
Araashita: oh no
Venti: *cries* I love you too
Kaeya: Sounds fake but okay
Childe: *A flustered mess*
Ei: can i get a refund
Programmer!Darling: I CAN'T DO IT!
Araashita, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Programmer!Darling: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Venti: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Programmer!Darling:
Programmer!Darling: I appreciate it,
Programmer!Darling: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Kaeya: Programmer!Darling-
Programmer!Darling: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Childe: Programmer!Darling we gotta-
Programmer!Darling: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Programmer!Darling: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Programmer!Darling, motioning to Ei: NOT FUCKING THIS
Programmer!Darling: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Araashita: Alright, what's 30x17?
Programmer!Darling: 47
Araashita: That's not even close.
Programmer!Darling: But it was fast.
Programmer!Darling: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Araashita: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Programmer!Darling: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Programmer!Darling, Araashita, and Venti are sitting on a bench
Kaeya: Why do you guys look so sad?
Programmer!Darling: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Kaeya sits down*
Araashita: The bench is freshly painted.
Programmer!Darling: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Araashita: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Programmer!Darling: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ZHONGLI WITH ME
Kazuha, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Programmer!Darling: What time is it?
Araashita: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Araashita: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Zhongli: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Araashita: It’s 2 am
Programmer!Darling: What do you think Araashita will do for a distraction?
Zhongli: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Zhongli: ... or they could do that.
Programmer!Darling: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Araashita: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Zhongli: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Araashita, learn to listen.
Kazuha: What if it bites itself and I die?
Childe: That’s voodoo.
Ei: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Araashita: That’s correlation, not causation.
Kazuha: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Childe: That’s kinky.
Programmer!Darling: Oh my God.
Programmer!Darling: Just be yourself.
Araashita: 'Be myself'? Programmer!Darling, I have one day to win Zhongli over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Kazuha: Couple weeks.
Childe: Six months.
Ei: Jury’s still out.
Araashita: See, Programmer!Darling?
Araashita: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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God's Overworked, Underpaid, And Touch Starved, Triple Threat! Pt 2.5
An: sorry I haven't been active for a long while, got hit with Covid but now I'm better.
Tw: Araashita is yandere, yanderes in general, brief mention of suffocating people, brief mention of blood and gore,don't really think there's anything else here but Araashita kinda got a little superiority complex I guess
He was starting to really hate mountains.
The high altitude meant less oxygen, which he now, unfortunately, depended on continued existence, heightening the feeling of his headache. He used his vision to try to blow more breathable air toward himself. Much better.
On a mountain below him, Zhongli and a few others watched the Creator fall. He could almost laugh, they looked like kids watching a meteor fall until Zhongli snapped out.
It was only a couple of seconds until Xiao caught them on Zhongli's command.
Or it looked like that to him, he didn't know because he had only looked up after a couple of seconds of recovering from the transfer. His love could've been falling for a good 20 seconds for all he'd known.
Incompetent, all of them. The first thing Xiao did after catching you and landing was put you down as though you could walk after falling a couple hundred meters. Even worse, you had scrapped yourself on something, he'd have to take you away as soon as possible.
As golden blood dripped out of the scrape, Araashita could hear the idiots gape in amazement. Had they not believed a word he said? It was ironic, they flaunted their devotion and faithfulness to their Creator, but when faced with the real thing they immediately thought they were an imposter.
He watched as Zhongli carried them off and they fainted. Jealousy, that's what he was feeling, wasn't it? He was jealous that another man was carrying them, touching them. Scratch that, he was jealous that other people were breathing in the same air as them, but he'd have to deal with it.
After all, they probably wouldn't be as happy in any other place as his love would be here. They'd easily get bored in his application with nothing to do than talk and cuddle, or have sex if they wanted to, even though he knows that he'd be perfectly content living like that. Sometimes, they'd want to go outside or to some club or whatever social craving they had and remember that everything was locked down.
The only thing he's ever wanted since his creation was their happiness, it was the only thing he's ever known.
Here, they'd be able to go on fun (yet safe of course) adventures, socialize (only with those he approved of), and do whatever you wanted (as long as they were happy and healthy). If they wanted to, they could even live a peaceful, domestic life with him, staying inside with each other as company. That wouldn't bother him at all.
But first, he had to find them.
The best security in all of Teyvat, his ass.
With his beloved's arrival, many allogenes had gathered to where they'd be staying: an old cave as big as real life Liyue Harbour and Mondstadt combined. They also decided to serve as annoying guards.
Using his foul legacy that was now activated due to the environment, he knocked out regular guards and maids plus the occasional allogene if he could fast. It wasn't hard, after all, he had 'memories' of successfully sneaking into the Cryo Archon's palace with this method. He just had to separate the air from a person long enough to make them pass out. Some of the servants though were stupid enough to try and attack him, their bodies creating a trail of blood and intestines leading to him. He’d have to get all the blood off him before he approached his creator, they wouldn’t be happy with this.
Araashita ran through the cavern halls, searching for them in every room. He seriously needed to pick up a map of this place.
He saw a maid walking through almost in a rush. Araashita didn’t enjoy hurting others but she wasn’t real. However he couldn’t justify himself with that, after all, he wasn’t ‘real’ either, they were all just pictures on a screen. Now was not the time for another existential crisis, he grabbed her by the throat and pushed her to the wall, threatening to choke the life out of her. “Where are the Creator’s quarters?” He said it so casually that no one would've thought that he was on the brink of ending another person’s life.
“Ke-Keep going down this hallway, make a left at the first turn and then follow the river, it-it’s the one with the extravagant door,” the cowardly maid choked out. Pathetic, she didn’t even try to protect her master from him, an intruder. He let her down but not before sending a thread of his Anemo down her throat so he could kill her by pressurizing it and cutting her insides to shreds.
“I have cursed you, if I find out that you have lied to me you will die a slow and painful death,” the maid nodded, trying to scamper away. She ran away in the opposite direction to where Araashita was going.
Looking down at himself, Araashita noticed the blood drying on his skin and clothing, definitely had to deal with that. Carefully, Araashita shook off the majority of it by using pressurized Anemo to take it off until he looked acceptable.
Someone had seen him, trying to get blood off himself no less.
Walking through the halls was a familiar face from his 'memories'.
Ajax of Morepesok.
A boy subjected to the same fate as he was in the abyss who had been 'given' to him by his old master Skirk. Skirk was strong yet visionless, so to enhance Ajax's skill with his vision, he was put in Araashita's care. Ajax cried on his first night in the starless city. Araashita could still remember it so vividly.
"Here, eat up. And no I won't be depriving you of food tomorrow. The first thing you'll be doing tomorrow is taking a break," Araashita pushed a plate of food in the direction of the boy. He was currently harbouring the boy in his room in the palace, as knight commander and the crown prince’s bodyguard, it was natural that he’d have his own quarters.
He was getting dangerously thin. Araashita knew that Skirk liked to 'make her apprentices feel the true need to survive' but Ajax was practically all skin and bones. If a pile of skin and bones was able to easily best some of Araashita's finest men.
Another effect of the training was that Ajax was bloodthirsty and jumpy, but luckily not to the extent Araashita was after his training with Skirk. Araashita had gone into training a weak boy with a sword he was taught how to use in battle for only a year or two before his mother died and came out a bloodthirsty monster who was only brought back to his senses by his brother or the prince.
Honestly, that was one of Araashita’s more embarrassing phases. He was young, younger than Ajax had been at the time. Easily swayed by his Foul Legacy’s incessant need for blood or wine to drink even though he bested the corrupted wish in its own game and forced it into a contract with him, he was a murderous demon unless in the vicinity of his brother or the prince for a couple of months.
All in all, being with Skirk for too long could do one of three things to a human. One, get you killed by the hands of a monster. Two, you'd break from daily horrific sights and most likely end up killing yourself. Three, if you were strong enough, in will and body, you’d crave the thrill of battle. It was also Skirk’s usual excuse for not taking any apprentices besides Araashita and Ajax who were special cases.
When he said that he’d be taking a break, he looked at him as though Araashita said something stupid like, “If there isn’t any sunlight in Khaenri’ah, why is there gravity?”
Poor boy must’ve been thrown into those monster dens like Araashita was before, never given a break. But other than that, he and his Foul Legacy had probably been itching to kill something or fight someone powerful.
Araashita had heard from his Foul Legacy who chose to be called Rose, (which was short for ‘Ballad of Bloodied Roses’ his Foul Legacy’s ‘call’) that the Foul Legacy Ajax held was 'quite thirsty for dragon blood'. Araashita interpreted the familiar unusual form of speaking as meaning that the Foul Legacy ‘The Devouring Deep’ had probably made an enemy of Rex Lapis and in their attempts to kill Rex, they made a deal that led to their will becoming a Corruption and as they died, their strongest desire was violence. This heavily affected Ajax when he inherited the Foul Legacy and had him practically obsessed with drawing ichor from his enemies.
“Really? No fighting tomorrow?” Or maybe Araashita was wrong and Ajax really did just want a break. Ajax’s ocean-deep eyes seemed to almost sparkle at the thought of a break despite them looking as dead and dark as his. Ajax continued to stuff his face with the food.
Araashita smiled and pet his hair, surprised that Ajax didn’t immediately attack at the gentle touch, maybe it had something to do with them both having Foul Legacies? “Yes, Ajax, no fighting tomorrow. We can even go out into the city if you think you can handle that.”
“You’d real-”
“Hey, Shishi! Got any pics of that one recruit, maybe even a file on her? I think she’s in your-” Alya, the crown prince’s sister, yelped as she ducked in avoidance of a fork thrown with the force of a bullet thrown right at her head. The fork didn’t reach her of course, Ajax’s throwing speed might’ve been fast but as an indirect companion of the Anemo Archon, Araashita was faster. Manipulating the wind, he slowed the silverware down and floated it back into Ajax’s hand.
“Don’t throw that again,” What had he done wrong this time? He meant that affectionately, but Ajax had dropped the fork and placed one of his hands over his mouth in shock.
The kid probably didn’t want to do it, it was just a reflex. When you live in a labyrinth of monsters and bloody challenges for a little over two months, you either die or adapt. Making killing your go-to was how you adapt. Araashita could see tears dripping down his face as he mumbled apologies.
“Hey, hey… You’re alright, you didn’t mean to. Nothing bad is going to happen to you, I promise. Yeah, that’s good, just let it all out,” Araashita could only hope that he was comforting the boy as he sobbed out two abyssal months' worth of emotions.
That night, he tucked Ajax into bed like a five-year-old and at the boy’s request, had stayed by his side the whole night. Falling asleep at his bedside.
“Master, it's you!” Ajax was a lot older now, even a bit taller than Araashita too. If he stopped now to talk, Ajax would want to be filled in on everything he missed, losing time Araashita could be spending with his creator. Despite the other man’s clear want to converse, Araashita just ran faster.
Just as he thought, Ajax was running after him. No matter, he just needed to get where he was going.
Araashita ran as though he was jumping off clouds. He used Anemo to hasten his steps, decrease inertia, and move like a ghost. He rushed through the hallway, Ajax behind and almost missed the turn.
'First left turn, then follow the river.'
After a bit more running, he met with a stream of water that looked completely pure. He just had to follow it all the way down.
Araashita had been so focused on getting to his beloved that he completely disregarded the idea that if he was an intruder, people would be trying to catch him.
At the moment, there were a good couple of characters from Genshin that were chasing him. It was no matter, besides, he'd need to save his energy in the case that stupid dragon decided to turn on him. Of course, Morax being the possessive thing he was would call first dibs on the Creator. It was likely that he was watching them sleep right about now if they haven't woken up yet.
About fifty paces in front of him, he was met with a set of double doors. It reminded Araashita about that one movie that his love had been obsessed with for a little while, playing that one song about someone named Bruno lots of times as they worked. Maybe he should put AI in their house like what appealed to his creator in the movie? He could think about that another time. His beloved was waiting for him.
Various elemental skills were shot at Araashita yet he was able to either dodge them perfectly or neutralize them. Araashita was still ahead of them. Araashita ran past where the Anemo Archon and the current heir to house Kaedahara talked. Shit, if that bard decides to go after him, he knew he'dl get caught.
As an Archon, despite not being able to hand down visions themselves, they could disable others’ use of them. It was the only reason Khanri'ah was completely and utterly destroyed in the Cataclysm. He just need to make sure they can't interfere when he got in the room' Archons were able to disable their respective elements, but they weren't able to disable the binary that makes up their very beings.
He made a little swiping motion, pulling up a holographic version of his creator's computer desktop. Araashita coded this earlier in case he had to 'remove and edit lines of code' or for his creator's convenience but he could use it in other ways. He just needed a wall to separate them once he got to his beloved.
He copypasted the code for the puzzle walls in Enkanomiya just without the 'if' statement that determined if they were solid or not and made it so that they'd default to solid. Checking his coordinates he found a suitable place to put the wall and set it there. Once he got past where the wall would be put up, he only had a few seconds before the other a would pass it. He had to time it just right.
1,
2,
3!
He pressed 'run' on the program right as he passed the point of the wall. It only took a second for it to go up, his pursuers successfully stopped. Araashita went straight to the door. 'Not locked, so he really is there.'
Araashita opened the door, met with the sight of his Creator cowering in Zhongli's arms. However, as soon as they saw him, they ran toward him, Zhongli completely stunned. He was quickly embraced by his love; Araashita was startled as they pushed themselves into his body like they were trying to take warmth from him. Araashita definitely didn't hate it though.
"Mmm, nice. Damn, best lucid dream, high, or drunk experience I have ever had," they muttered. So they thought this was a dream, huh? Well might as well fess up now, it's not like they'd get upset if they thought this was a dream.
"Oh, uh, I um kinda... Broke into your room here so yeah. Also, they see you as God so they think of me as a threat to your safety, and they most likely want to kill me so I kinda made an invisible wall by coding it in, I'll remove it after, I promise. But what I'm trying to say is that we have like seven to ten people banging on that door trying to kill me, oops!" Araashita quickly spat out, enjoying the cute reaction from his creator.
They hugged him right again and looked back toward the door. Araashita had almost forgotten about that. Multiple yelps sounded from outside along with bangs on what he assumed to be outside.
Unfortunately, they released him from the hug and started walking to the door.
They opened the huge gilded door leading into the halls and were met with the product of Araashita’s chaos.
Behind the door, there were multiple people trying to break down or get over the wall he put up in very… creative ways.
Despite this, Araashita was only focused on how damn gorgeous his creator was in real life.
Their clothes were messy, their hair dishevelled, and looked like they had just woken up in a hundred years, but gods they were beautiful. The light from the window behind them perfectly illuminated their figure, maintaining a godlike beauty while still seeming human.
"Ahem?" His creator was looking at him, most likely prompting him to remove the barrier he created. Araashita pulled up the code screen, highlighted the barrier code, and swiped towards them, letting them use it. Quickly, they deleted the code creating the invisible wall.
"Oh, dear creator, we are so grateful that you are okay. How do you feel, how's that scrape feeling?" That drunk-ass bard was speaking to them. His Foul Legacy kept bugging Dear creator his ass, seriously, no one healed them?
"I'm okay, but I guess I'm kind of confused. I get that I'm having some sort of high drunk fever dream experience here but where the hell are we? I'd be disappointed if this wacky dream didn't make at least a little bit of sense," they answered. Gods, their voice was so nice, he could listen to them all day. He could probably get them rambling on how the enemy attack AIs worked later and just listen to their sweet voice…
Now, they were exposing their scrape for some reason. Most likely, they were prompted by Zhongli to try and convince his love that this was real.
Pressing a finger to the bruise, they made an expression of deep regret.
What a shame, there were so many more things they'd be open to doing if they still thought that this was a 'high drunk fever dream'. No matter, he'd have them either way.
Their eyes glazed over like how he saw them through his creator's webcam when they were thinking. Their eyes darted around, most likely calculating some mischievous part of their plans. It was much too soon for the party, so most likely they were thinking of a prank or exploration.
Looks like they'd be raising some hell tonight.
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