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maryunixx · 4 months
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gigamuffin · 4 months
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man speaking of blonde sailors i want to go insane over røde ruben again right now.....
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ruumirmir · 28 days
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𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘔𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘘𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘺
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ੈ♡˳ Author's note - I simply have too many unfiltered thoughts about them Sorry not Sorry. This is entirely self-indulgent and completely male-reader centered. Don't worry ladies,, If you're imaginative enough!! You too can self-insert into this yaoi!!! If any of these don't make sense to new readers Don'tttt worry about it :) Probably didn't make sense to ME either but the vibe matched. @eluxcastar my trusty co-pilot for this ship,, do you have any memes to add perchance 🎤🎤 I'd love to compile everything here.
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If you think Pantalone isn't a possessive prick you're WRONG. Lucky for him some people are into that.
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Being gorgeous and evil go hand-in-hand one cannot exist without the other
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*Sighs dreamily* Dont we all
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Synopsis of my first two Pantalone x Male reader requests everybody:
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Im sorry but it would be fucking hilarious for the plot. Loverboy being soooooooo normal about the rumours going around that Dottolone are Such Close Business Partners,,
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but actually dottolone fucking hate each other. Group projects tend to do that to people. Its the biomechanical malpractice doctor vs business unethics banker. And dottore getting a massive kick out of this one fatuu agent hating his guts . Idk Just a Thought :0
What being microwaved does to a man. Dont worry guys Pantalone can manipulate and gaslight me into a killing machine anyday bc he's hot <3
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Hoyoverse canonizing Pantalone's anger-issues is the best thing that happened to me. you can never trust an anime snake with a (^‿^) face
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One does not simply work in close proximity with a hot guy and Not think about getting boned atleast once.
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Somebody save childe
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Makes zero sense in hindsight but the lore is coming. trust 🙏 Something so delicious about finding your way back to the person that changed you forever.
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Hes just a pathetic little guy your honor. Let us all enjoy his extreme sad boy demeanor and sopping wet meowmeowism before we put him through the HorrorsTM.
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Synopsis of literally the most recent Loverboy one-shot by riri:
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Something something blatant favoritism.
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Reminder that Loverboy joins the Fatui as a part of mandated service right after graduating school at the fresh age of 18 and kills a guy roughly 3 years later :D
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Peak dynamic btw. He can be your angle or yuor devil. As long as he's behind over your shoulder 👍
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"I learned my passion in the Good Old Fashioned School of Loverboys"
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Thankyou homoverse they made Pantalone a certified Yapper. Him and Loverboy are just the "Talks a lot" vs "Listens" ship
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Hey guys can anyone tell that I love a good corruption arc.
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Despite his increasingly worsening state of ethics, don't forget that deep down hes still going to be a sopping wet meowmeow💕
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Idk blame @/eluxcastar riri they put the devil's temptation thoughts into my brain
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microwavingtoniii · 17 days
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Was thinking about this post and dear god that was incorrect, so I did a better assessment of how good Zote would be as a roommate and did the other characters because I kinda just wanted to
The Knight: Rooming with the Knight is pretty much just adopting an outdoor cat, so if you’re into that then great! But they also kill civilians and steal their money so maybe not, the good thing is you won’t face legal repercussions for this, the downside is that they will and this roommate situation will be cut short when they get taken to jail for killing people, or alternatively they kill police and you just aren’t safe anymore 1/10
Hornet: Not much to note, she’d probably fall somewhere between hating you and tolerating you and will kill less people hopefully. She seems mentally stable enough to get a regular job with stable pay, and seems like the type to help with rent and chores, also you will be safe from home intruders pretty much forever, overall she’s 4 stars
Quirrel: Quirrel is cool, will vibe with you and has the lowest chance of starting fights to the death with your neighbors, but considering how much he travels around, he probably won’t pay for anything or do chores because he’s too busy wandering, but lets assume he does stay home, his ass will not get a real job, he is selling random shit he found to random people and will somehow figure out a way to help with food and rent. Also he’ll help with chores because he’s chill like that and could probably cook at least a few good meals, he’s a good option, 2 Michelin Stars
Grimm: A cultist will move into your area and start fires whilst trying to convince you to join his religion. He won’t help you in any way unless you join the troupe because his ass isn’t even moving in with you, he’ll just set up his tent outside your house and yell at you about rituals. If you do join the troupe then you’ll be fine, but that depends on how much you’re willing to join a cult. He gets a 0%
Zote: This whole thing was inspired by my Zote hypothetical and I said he was good, but that implies that 1: You can convince him to pay rent (which would be borderline impossible) and 2: You can put up with his constant yelling about precepts. This bitch will criticize you for literally everything, you couldn’t walk to the kitchen without being told which precepts you’re breaking, he will eat all your food and call you a bitch certified F Tier
Hollow Knight: The Knight but bigger and scarier and more fucked up. You will wake up with their internals splattered on your face because they’re stabbing themselves instead of sleeping. There is infection and bug juice on your floors and they aren’t gonna do anything about it, they get a 0/100
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maggie0li · 1 year
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any sombra fics you can recommend ? :0
Had to dust off the old fimfiction for this one aha :'D
I have a pretty high standard when it comes to sombra stuff, I only have about 100 fics favourited among the 2000 something or however many about him. I used to more frequently read mlp fanfiction but I don't really anymore :/ season 9 kinda ruined Sombra and sadly a lot of the new fics use his new personality (though to be fair he didnt have much of one before LOL)
Anyway here is my top 10 list of Certified Sombra Bangers (Sombrangers?). In no particular order:
Regarding Falling Villains (naturalbornderpy)This was one of the first fics I ever read and it is AMAZING. It's a Twibra fic, not really that serious and it was more lighthearted, it's about Twilight and the Princesses trying to reform him. naturalbornderpy is one of my favourite fanfic writers as well, he's amazing at writing funny in-character humour :D he also has a few other fics about Sombra but I think this is his best one
Sombra: Saga of Hatred (HiddenUnderACouch) https://www.fimfiction.net/story/125519/sombra-saga-of-hatred This is like a biography of Sombra, basically going through how he ended up as King of the Crystal Empire. It is amazing and impactful and I think about it way too much even to this day, when I read it in 2019. Sadly it was never finished and its last update was in early 2017 but I'd highly recommend it, it's incredibly high quality and surprisingly immersive
A Sparkle in the Darkness (tom117z) https://www.fimfiction.net/story/414136/a-sparkle-in-the-darkness Omg, this fic was so amazing. It's basically about where Twilight gets curious about Sombra after his defeat and begins reading up about him. There's a bit of a twist I won't spoil, but it's mainly about Twilight and Sombra's relationship (not Twibra shipping though). Absolutely S-Tier :D
Dinner With the King (naturalbornderpy) https://www.fimfiction.net/story/219841/dinner-with-the-king Another one of naturalbornderpy's fics, but this one isn't so funny and is more of a horror-drama from what I can remember. In the height of his initial reign over the CE, Sombra takes six guests to his castle to have dinner every month. And none ever return. Stomach-twisting and haunting. Sombra is more villainous in this one than Regarding Falling Villains
The Crusader King (naturalbornderpy) https://www.fimfiction.net/story/274736/the-crusader-king Okay, yeah, another naturalbornderpy story. What can I say, I'm a fan. This one is more like Regarding Falling Villains and is much lighter in tone, kind of comedic. Haven't read it in a while but iirc Sombra gets tied up to working with the Cutie Mark Crusaders: shenanigans ensue. Iirc as well I think it goes into his background briefly.
Unfortunately, I Am The King of Equestria (Sofa King Zill-E) https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374058/unfortunately-i-am-the-king-of-equestria This one is a certified funny haha, but technically there's actually no Sombra in it. Sombra has just defeated Celestia and conquered Equestria after returning! Only for some random human man to wake up in his body and replace Sombra's soul. Shenanigans ensue. It's pretty funny. However, like Saga of Hatred, it was never finished and hasn't been updated for 6 years. I highly recommend reading it
Sweetie's Shadow (Note Sketch) https://www.fimfiction.net/story/214170/sweeties-shadow Comedy and slice of life that gets progressively darker. Sombra gets magically attached to Sweetie Belle's shadow, essentially becoming the 'devil on her shoulder'. Very good, but again, unfinished. I recommend it though, it's a good read with an interesting read (kind of like A Sparkle In The Darkness)
The Fairy Tale Fiasco (LaWombat) https://www.fimfiction.net/story/401496/the-fairy-tale-fiasco This is a Twibra fic. Kind of like Regarding Falling Villains? Basically, Sombra attacks while Cadence and Shining Armour are off on vacation. Magical mishaps happen and he, Twilight, and Spike are sucked into a book about fairy tales. Cue some character development and reformation. A pretty good read that I binged in one sitting
Plural Possessive (Aquaman) https://www.fimfiction.net/story/243196/plural-possessive Utter chaos and ridiculousness. It's brilliant! Basically, kind of like Sweetie's Shadow and A Sparkle In The Darkness. Sombra, bitter over his season 3 defeat, comes back intending to steal Twilight's body. But there's one thing he doesn't foresee: the mare changed her address, and Sombra accidentally possesses Dinky Doo instead. Shenanigans ensue. Light-hearted comedy
Dark Arts and Kind Hearts (Boomstick Mick) https://www.fimfiction.net/story/295671/dark-arts-and-kind-hearts A Flutterbra story this time. Sombra returns after his season 3 defeat and a successful battle sees Celestia begrudgingly giving him some crime-infested land and the choice of one of the Mane 6 to choose as his bride. He picks Fluttershy, who is forced to become his wife. Story follows her and Sombra establishing a new kingdom and liberating it of crime. A good read. Serious content warning though for NSFW and explicit gore/violence
Those are all the top tier fics! Some honourable mentions:
Exile - Blade Star
A Meal Fit For A King - Bucking Nonsense
Tales from the Dark Side of the Mirror - GrimWolf, Legends from the Dark Side of the Mirror - GrimWolf (this is mainly about the alternate version of Sombra, from the Reflections comic: where he's a good guy. unfinished though)
The King of the Night - Pen Mightier
Alicorn Princess - Bad Dragon
A Somber Tale: FIENDship is Magic - Maltrazz
Little Sparrow - Mitch H
Hope this helps you :'D
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Ian Millhiser at Vox:
The Supreme Court spent about an hour and a half on Tuesday morning arguing over whether to make it much harder for the Justice Department to prosecute hundreds of people who joined the January 6, 2021, attack on the US Capitol. It appears, after Tuesday’s arguments, that a majority of the justices will side with the insurrectionists — though it is far from clear how those justices will justify such an outcome. The case, known as Fischer v. United States, involved a federal law which provides that anyone who “obstructs, influences, or impedes any official proceeding, or attempts to do so” commits a very serious federal felony and can be imprisoned for up to 20 years — although, as Solicitor General Elizabeth Prelogar pointed out during Tuesday’s argument, actual sentences against January 6 defendants convicted under this statute have been much shorter, normally ranging from a little less than one year to slightly over two years.
According to the Justice Department, more than 1,265 people have been arrested for playing some role in the attack on the Capitol. Approximately 330 of them have been charged under the obstruction statute at issue in Fischer. One of them is Donald Trump. As a federal appeals court held in its decision in this case, the obstruction statute is pretty darn clear that it applies to an effort to obstruct any congressional proceeding intended to certify the result of a presidential election — like the proceeding that the January 6 rioters attacked. And very few of the justices seemed to agree with Jeffrey Green, the lawyer representing a January 6 defendant, who proposed one way to read the statute more narrowly.
Nevertheless, many of the justices expressed concerns that the law sweeps too broadly and that it must be narrowed to prevent people who engage in relatively benign activity from being prosecuted. Justice Samuel Alito, for example, expressed uncharacteristic sympathy for hecklers who interrupt a Supreme Court hearing — suggesting that prosecuting them under a statute that can carry a 20-year sentence goes too far. Justice Neil Gorsuch expressed similar concerns about prosecuting someone who peacefully conducts a sit-in to delay a court hearing, or someone who pulls a fire alarm to disrupt an official proceeding.
Indeed, Tuesday’s argument had a bit of a split personality. During Green’s time at the podium, most of the justices took turns criticizing his attempts to read the ban on obstructing an official proceeding narrowly. Even Alito, who is normally the Court’s most reliable vote for any outcome preferred by the Republican Party, got in on the game — telling Green that he “may be biting off more than [he] can chew” by arguing that the statute must be read to benefit his client. By the time Green sat down, it appeared that he could lose in a 9–0 decision. But any optimism that the Justice Department might have had early on in the argument must have been shattered almost as soon as Prelogar began her argument. Most of the justices peppered her with skeptical questions, although the justices who seemed to want to limit the obstruction statute struggled to agree on a single legal theory that would allow them to do so. So the bottom line is that this case is probably going to end well for many January 6 defendants, but it is far from clear how the Court will justify such an outcome.
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The Court’s sympathy for political protesters appears to be quite selective
Much of the skepticism Prelogar faced seemed to be rooted in some of the justices’ fears that ordinary political protests may be squelched by an overbroad reading of the obstruction statute. So it is worth noting another decision that the Court handed down just one day before the argument in Fischer. In Mckesson v. Doe, the right-wing United States Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit effectively eliminated the right to organize a political protest — holding that protest leaders could face ruinous financial liability if a single protest attendee commits an illegal act. This decision is completely at odds with a long line of the Supreme Court’s First Amendment precedents. And yet, on Monday, the Court announced that it would not hear the Mckesson case, leaving the Fifth Circuit’s decision in place. It is still possible that the Supreme Court will correct the Fifth Circuit’s error in Mckesson at some later date. But it’s notable that the Court felt no urgency to do so in that case, while it spent the Fischer argument thinking about how to shut down some hypothetical future case where the government may not show adequate respect for First Amendment rights. The Mckesson case, moreover, involved a Black Lives Matter protest, while the Fischer case involved a pro-Trump insurrection. If nothing else, this is a terrible look for the Supreme Court. And it suggests that many of the justices’ concerns about free speech depend on whether they agree with the political views of the speaker.
Based on the oral arguments heard in the Fischer v. United States case at SCOTUS, the right-wing majority on the court is likely to side with Capitol Insurrectionists charged with obstructing an official proceeding.
Combined with this and the refusal to take up McKesson v. Doe, SCOTUS is in the tank for sympathies for right-wing protesters.
See Also:
HuffPost: Supreme Court Conservatives Appear Skeptical Of The Law Used To Charge Hundreds Of Jan. 6 Insurrectionists
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bonnielunkas · 5 months
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okay hear me out, hurricane paranormal society dashboard simulator
actually that's a dumb idea forget i said anything
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🎮 gamerswag39
jesus fucking christ i'm so upset rn. literally got a call over NOTHING. so what if the animatonics are moving at night that doesn't mean shit man. they move at night at my location. they move at night at the pizzaplex. they moved at night in the 80's and 90's. they just do that. and then they had the nerve to get mad at me for not wanting to deal with it? like? just get a technician to deal with it if it's that big of a problem?
📞 phone-a-dude
lmao didn't they like. kill night guards in the 80's/90's
🎮 gamerswag39
yeah? jake our boss's husband literally got assaulted by mangle?
📞 phone-a-dude
yeah i remember him talking about that lmao
📞 phone-a-dude
just checked some company records my dad almost got killed by chica back in like 93 lol
🎮 gamerswag39
didn't your dad literally kill those kids?
📞 phone-a-dude
lmfao yeah
💙 stanleyblogs
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⚙ exo-gurl
Alright, today's the day guys, gonna be showing off the exosuit in my robotics class. (Made it with a bit of help from @ history-with-shelly but no one in my class needs to know that. Thanks btw Shelly, you're a real one.)
⚙ exo-gurl
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M GONNA KILL REED STRAIGHT UP TOMORROW. IT IS ON. SIGHT. THEY ARE SO DEAD.
⚙ exo-gurl
HEY SO GUESS WHO HAS A BUNCH OF BROKEN BONES AND DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL AFTER GETTING INTO A REALLY NASTY FIGHT
🖥 coding-and-cats
you're welcome 👍
⚙ exo-gurl
YOU ARE LITERALLY THE REASON THEY'RE BROKEN IN THE FIRST PLACE. DIE.
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🌀 tgirl-sonic-the-hedgehog
Me and my gf are going on a date later hopefully nothing weird or paranormal happens!
🌀 tgirl-sonic-the-hedgehog
Hey what the fuck is Faz-goo and why is this random kid I don't know warning me about it.
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🔧 cob-rulez
not to name names, but istg i'm this close to dropping one of my friends. he literally went like, 50 in a school zone, almost ran over tobes' boyfriend, and he didn't even fucking apologize? he just kept driving like that didn't happen? like? wtf?
(pete when you see this i'm really sorry my friend almost hit you)
🏈 absolutely-footballin
YOU WERE IN THAT TRUCK TOO????
🔧 cob-rulez
yes unfortunately.
💛 aimees-corner
And this is why I've been telling you to drop him for the last few years.
🔧 cob-rulez
in my defense i haven't been in a truck with him before i thought everyone was just like, exaggerating when they said he's a terrible driver
💛 aimees-corner
Need we forget all the times he's ended up on the news? Enough to where there's a whole post about it?
🛻 trucks-n-shit
gang i'm like, RIGHT HERE.
🌐 certified-hurricane-moment
Certified Hurricane Moments in history
🔧 cob-rulez
HELLO?
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🧃 applesauceboy
Okay so I kinda always figured? I was adopted? Since me and my parents don't look alike at all. But WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER I JUST NEVER KNEW ABOUT? I'm hanging out with him right now and like? How did we just never know?
🧃 applesauceboy
His name is Devon btw if like, any of you guys know him.
📓 kaiju-fanboy
I work with him, I guess? He joined the paranormal team I'm in because he accidentally killed a classmate once.
🧃 applesauceboy
HUH?
OZ YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A NORMAL THING?
👾 gregorygaming
oh yeah I know him too lol. apparently he went to that abandoned freddy's out in the woods with his friend and said classmate and the classmate put on a springlock suit and bled out? but then devon went back a week later and his classmate was there and they were fine and then everyone just moved on like nothing happened.
🧃 applesauceboy
WHAT
🧃 applesauceboy
NO WAY YOU GUYS ARE BEING FOR REAL I'M GONNA ASK HIM.
🧃 applesauceboy
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ACTUALLY DID THAT SHIT?
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🦊 yargfoxyforever
hey guys what does it mean if my cousin has blue eyes and his name is freddy and he's really nice
💖 m4rl3y
Alec please stop borderline shit-talking my younger brother I really don't see what the issue is
🦊 yargfoxyforever
chat, Does She Know?
💖 m4rl3y
Alec what does that mean
💖 m4rl3y
Alec
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🐻 mnm-fazbear-facts
Hey guys, Mandy here with some exciting news!!!! I'm gonna be visiting Utah next week to see my friends!!!! I'll let you guys know if I can learn any cool info on this trip!!! See you guys in a week!!!! ^v^
🐻 mnm-fazbear-facts
Guys I think I'm being haunted.
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🧢 thegreendemon
WHO TOLD MY BROTHER ABOUT KELSEY
🧢 thegreendemon
@ kaiju-fanboy @ gregorygaming YOU TWO.
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🌹 heather-the-musical
This close to kicking this random blonde dude out of Film Club, he's annoying when it comes to directing and he can't use a camera to save his life.
🌹 heather-the-musical
No fucking way he just showed me literal footage of a Freddy's just to prove he's a good camera man. What the fuck.
🌹 heather-the-musical
IS THAT A GHOST?
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💀 tomb-and-gloom
like this post if you love yuri
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🍀 sir-gee-oh
stuck on a phone call with matt. ignoring him isn't enough i need to kill this guy.
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scootarooni · 9 days
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For the reverse unpopular ask game thing: what are some of your favourite vocalsynth costumes / project diva modules / official arts for special events / etc.? Or favourite figurine, if that's an easier one to answer :D
ooooh gosh there's so many...I think I'll narrow it down to special events because otherwise I'm gonna talk both your ears off hehe
Magical Mirai:
2021 and 2022 are my absolute favorites! They pull off their respective themes soooo well and I already really really love fantasy and retro-future aesthetics ^_^
2021 has all these beautiful layers and florals going on...it kind of mimics Miku's iconic V2 silhouette in a way? but exaggerated to really sell the "magic" in "magical mirai". She is straight up a fairy bard to me-she has her microphone and speakers in her hair, her petal cape looks like fairy wings...and it's all tied so neatly together in Hidari's art style!! He's such a fantastic artist, I love his style sooo much (he also illustrated Mayu and Akikoloid-chan as well as worked on some Atelier and Fire Emblem games!)
And 2022 goes so insane for me. KEI's art is adorable in it's own right, I love her cute little wand, speakers and the little tamagachi-looking things on her waist. the dress and the boots remind me a bit of Ulala (which makes sense I suppose! Similar aesthetics?) but ohhhhh gosh does this miku come alive in the Future eve MV.....how her hair floats and bounces and flickers...........OUUUGH DUDE!! I cannot be normal about this miku at all.
I also really like the designs for the other cryptonloids for those years as well ^_^ 2021 Rin and Kaito and 2022 Kaito in particular! I have so much gender envy for 2021 Kaito...Princely characters have a chokehold on me....
Racing Miku:
2022 and 2024!! Techwear baybeeeee!! YES whatever the hell is going on with the bellybutton and crotch on 2022 is weird but the rest? No notes. And 2024 is a cool as hell techwear WITCH!! What da HELL!!!!!!!!!
Other:
Miku with you 2019. My love of flowers/florals showing up again lol. I also really love the color palette!! It may not come as a surprise to anyone based on the tags I've read on my art eheh but color is the first thing I notice/my favorite thing about art. The official art has these very pleasing muted tones that translated pretty well into figures. Or at least the nendoroid, since that's the one I own and can personally speak on. Her twin tails have this very light and gradual gradient from dark to light, and her off-white dress was given a satin finish, so it shines a little in the light! She's so beautiful ; 0 ;
Space Dive 2020 Gumi + Una! Space cat girlies! Looking at Gumi's in particular, its so cool and interesting how her base V2 design translates into her other designs. Like for V2, Space Dive and V6 in particular, they all share that sheer orange/yellow top that is worn beneath her other clothes.
SF-A2 Miki "2012 Edition". Hopefully this counts lol. As a certified Miki Enjoyer(TM) I hope this one was obvious eheh. Being that Miki is meant to look cybernetic, this fittingly feels like an upgraded Miki. She's sleeker, more refined, but is still unmistakably Miki. She's still got a similar silhouette, the star motifs, the fluff has been moved from her shoulders to her shoes, her cybernetic outline joint thingies are now on her clothing too, she's still got the blue and pink stripes........its just perfect for me yknow? I love when artists take a design and just rearrange the elements instead of coming up with something completely different. No offense to the V4 design we got because I still do very much like it......but man I wish we had gotten this for it instead *crossing my fingers for her SynthV vb*
I also love the wing attachment things and the lamb ears. Lamb/Ram miki is everything to me.
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45. There's No Crying in Baseball, But There Are Lesbians! Queer History of the AAGPBL
An episode Leigh has been dreaming of since the start of the pod is finally here! In this ep, Leigh is joined by guest host Frankie de la Cretaz, sports journalist, queer history buff, and certified Gaylor Swiftie, to discuss the queer history of women’s baseball & softball, in particular the story of the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League, aka the inspiration behind A League of Their Own! We discuss all the extreme “no-homo”ing that was happening in the League’s rules and regulations, and all the YES HOMO-ing that happened in spite of it, making the sport into an important site of queer community. We also introduce you to the wonderful world of AAGBPL’s rival for women’s baseball at the time, the National Girls’ Baseball League, and the contrasts between the two leagues. Thank you to Averie Severs for editing this episode. 
Our guest host for this episode, Frankie de la Cretaz, can be found online @thefrankiedlc on Twitter and Instagram. You can check out their Linktree for links to purchase their book, Hail Mary: The Rise and Fall of the National Women's Football League and see more of their writing.
Support filmmaker Adam Chu’s efforts to create Their Turn at Bat: The Story of the National Girls Baseball League, a documentary film about Chicago’s forgotten women’s baseball league at www.nationalgirlsbaseballleague.com!
Also, don’t forget to check out our bonus episode discussing A League of their Own, with co-creator Will Graham!
Outline
0:00 Introduction 5:26 Socio-Historic Context 12:12 The Leagues: AAGPBL 27:42 Why Do We Think They’re Gay?: Queerness and Women’s Sports 31:48-34:44 Word of the Week: Muscle Moll 34:44 Back to why do we think they’re gay 47:07 The Leagues: NGBL 53:19 Who Were They? Queer ball players of note 1:24:00 -1:24:53 Content Warning: Homophobic violence 1:27:50 Pop Culture Tie In 1:34:15 How Gay Were They? 1:39:50 Closing and Where to Find Us Online
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bitchfitch · 6 months
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Idk the weird thing about my situation with Changuita Prime is that she's the only one of my cats who has a 100% guaranteed home, no questions asked, for the rest of her life. Hell she has at least Two. Two and Three are both random bred strays, two was literally found in a dumpster with her siblings and I pulled 3 out from under my van. but Prime is a papered, purebred Manx who came from a specialty rescue and was only surrendered to them instead of sold off because of the severity of her manx syndrome. The breeders knew they were better fit to take care of her and evaluate potential adopters than they were. Which. what level of cognitive dissonance do you need to be on, to be producing kittens with a deformity, that any mammal can get, Named After Their Breed, and be aware enough of this to know you need a certified nonprofit's help moving the most severely effected kittens, and still keep doing it. Don't support manx breeders.
But whatever, that's a side note. The rescue and the breeder both have that 100% no questions asked, we'll take the animal back and love them for their entire life policy, please contact us before you talk to anyone else.
Prime Has options, Two and Three are the sorts of cat that get put down every single day because there's just too many of them. But the level of neurotic I am about this cat Completely prevents me from like. Accepting that. In my mind she's a piss covered bitch with an extremely expensive and incurable medical issue, Any Other rescue that got her wouldn't even bother to try and re-home her so I have to stay alive for This cat and not the other two incredibly sweet and healthy babies who are everything everyone wants in a cat and have been carefully socialized so they love attention from anyone wholl look at them, but who are just regular ass american shorthairs who have effectively 0 chance of actually getting adopted because they arnt kittens anymore.
and like. Knowing that and being fully entirely aware of it has done nothing to stop my mental health being completely hingent on This Specific Cat and her well-being. which is to say brains are fucking weird. it went "I know that's true but no it's not, dumb bitch."
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maryunixx · 6 months
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i keep dreaming about getting executed by customer service
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arakawa-division · 7 months
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"To never have suffered would mean to never have been blessed."
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Timeline
Age 0:
She is born in San Juan, Puerto Rico to her mother and father.
Age 2:
She is made an older sibling after her younger brother is born.
Age 7:
She has trouble focusing at school in class.
She is diagnosed with ADHD.
She is prescribed medication, which helps, though her mother doesn't like resorting to medicine.
Age 12:
Her father manages to get her a job as a delivery person.
She becomes well-known due to her swift speed and agility.
Age 14:
She starts high school.
Age 16:
Due to the debt crisis plaguing Puerto Rico, her father makes the decision to move him and his entire family to America.
They settle in an apartment in Spanish Harlem, New York.
She is initially upset because she had to leave behind all of her friends.
She has trouble befriending anyone due to her ethnicity.
Her father recommends she join the track team, which she does.
She becomes a breakout star, due to her speed.
She is nicknamed, "The Gazelle".
Her reputation increases, making her popular.
Age 17:
She graduates high school, and receives a scholarship to attend college for track and field.
Age 19:
While at college, she receives word that her brother has been shot and is in a coma.
She returns home and visits him everyday in the hospital.
Due to worrying for her brother, she starts having trouble with school and her emotions.
She is eventually diagnosed with depression, causing her to drop out of school.
Her parents try to prescribe help, but she denies she needs it.
Age 20:
After half a year in a coma, her brother awakens, much to her and her parents' relief.
However, he is changed from the ordeal and joins a street gang.
She and her parents try to help him get his life back on track, but he refuses.
Age 22:
Her brother disappears from home, leaving only a note behind, apologizing for his actions.
Because of this, her depression gets worse, and she begins contemplating suicide.
She slits her left arm, leaving a large gash and a scar.
Her parents find her before she bleeds out.
She is admitted to psychiatric care and medication.
Age 24:
After almost two years of talks and medication, she begins to fill better about herself and her life.
She apologizes to her parents for everything they had to go through because of her.
She foregoes college, instead getting a job in security detail.
She finds she is quite good at fighting and discipline.
Age 25:
After a year of this, she decides to become something akin to a mercenary, which allows her to see new sights and search for her brother, whom she believes is still alive somewhere.
She arrives in India, taking in the sights and culture.
She begins to become interested in yoga, and strives to learn it.
Age 28:
She spends up to three years, learning all she can about yoga and the different ways to administer it.
She then takes a 200-hour yoga training course. She finishes within four months.
Age 29:
She becomes a certified teacher, and begins teaching yoga classes around the world, in between her jobs.
She feels more at ease with herself than she has in a very long time.
She now tries to solve her problems with diplomacy and words, rather than relying on her fists.
Age 31:
She returns to her native country of Puerto Rico, after being hired by the government.
She is hired to go to Japan, join the Division Rap Battle, and infiltrate Chuohku to find out what they are up to.
At first, she refuses, having no interest in it. However, the government states that the man they believe to be her brother is involved in the tournament.
She receives a picture on him, and though he has changed a lot, she knows it is him; she takes the job.
She is informed she will be partnering up with two other agents in this mission.
She arrives in Arakawa in Tokyo, Japan and makes contact with the two other agents: Alexis Ward and Hoàng Diệu.
Age 32:
Present.
She becomes the third member of the Arakawa Division rap battle team, Sounds of Silence, alongside Alexis Ward and Hoàng Diệu.
Schedule
12 a.m. - 5 a.m.: Asleep
5 a.m. - 6 a.m.: Meditation
6 a.m. - 8 a.m.: Freshens up and eats breakfast
8 a.m. - 8:30 a.m.: Heads to a local community center for yoga class
8:30 a.m. - 9 a.m.: Sets up equipment
9 a.m. - 12 p.m.: Teaches yoga
12 p.m. - 1 p.m.: Lunch
1 p.m. - 3 p.m.: Resumes yoga class
3 p.m. - 4 p.m.: Meditation
4 p.m. - 4:30 p.m.: Cleans up room after class
4:30 p.m. - 5 p.m.: Returns to apartment
5 p.m. - 6 p.m.: Takes walk around park
6 p.m. - 8 p.m.: Freshens up and eats dinner
8 p.m. - 10 p.m.: Free time (Calls home to parents or meditates)
10 p.m. - 12 a.m.: Asleep
Character Hashtags
Regular Hashtags
#Keep calm and focused
#Nonviolence over violence
#I will find you
Trauma Hashtags
#I failed to keep you safe
#Musn't lose my focus
#Scars are a sign of weakness
Other Info
Hobby: Meditation
Weakness: Suffers from Depression
Trauma: "I almost killed myself because I was too weak to face reality."
Twitter: @CaimanofPuertoRico
Drinks: No
Smokes: No
Special Skill: "Since I was young, I've always had a talent for being swift."
Intro Quote: "Steady your mind and spirit, and nothing will overtake you."
Trauma Quote: "I hate this city... I hate this life... why was I born? Why am I like this? I hate it... I hate it! I want to die! I WANT TO DIE!"
Ending Quote: "Always remember: your focus determines your reality."
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avidtrader · 30 days
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sometimesanalice · 1 month
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hi! so i read and absolutely loved make me your masterpiece, and then i came across this video and it immediately made me think of the reader sipping the paint water 😭 anyway, on a side note you should know it’s one of the best bob fics i’ve read in a long time!
Hi Leah!! 🫶🏻
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Please know that video sent me to the floooooor, it’s so funny and too fucking real! (I watched it 5 times in a row) 😂😂😂 also, not speaking from experience (read: I’m absolutely speaking from experience lmao) that acrylic paint water has a TEXTURE and I 0/10 recommend that experience, lololol.
Thank you for dropping by with this, it made my day!! 🩵
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turbidapoplexy · 4 months
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I really do think the "honest fraud" shit is stupid and in a way hilarious in a way. Can you imagine sending hatemail to someone because you found out they're committing tax fraud in a more efficient way than you are.
(On a more serious note, I'm so sorry you've gotten yourself into such a frustrating situation. I hope it passes soon.)
oops i took a break to finish my irl work so i didn't see this earlier but thank you lmao. no worries, i'm fine
yeah. i think it's silly and trite but just kind of annoying. like, it's fraud either way. personally my top choice is still absolutely legitimate fan-blog-certified polling with 0 alts, but it would be too difficult to do
anyway i didn't even realise the semifinal poll was up til now so i just threw in my one legitimate vote. as for my illegitimate votes, well...i'm on the fence about it for this round.
i have no affection for wincest because i've never watched SPN, but as i said earlier, wincest does have a substantially larger fanbase so it would be more legit if we lost.
then again, if the zeitgeist of the poll is fraud and they can't beat a handful of daverosers, maybe they shouldn't win after all
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todaysdocument · 2 years
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Map showing land ceded by the Cherokee and (Muscogee) Creek Nations to Georgia in 1817, 1818, and 1820, 10/2/1822. 
File Unit: Georgia, 1784 - 1890
Series: Civil Works Map File, 1818 - 1947
Record Group 77: Records of the Office of the Chief of Engineers, 1789 - 1999
Image description: A map, tilted diagonally so that north points up. It shows the area of Georgia from, as far as I can tell, Gainesville to Clayton. Some of the map is shaded red and some is unshaded. The Blue Ridge mountains are blue. 
Transcription:
[this is the same map as previously described.] 
[sideways] Note: The territory intirety coloured was ceded by the Cherokee chiefs at the City of Washington [end sideways]
Land ceded by the Chiefs of the Cherokee nation of Indians to the United States for the use of the State of Georgia, at the Treaty of the 8th of July 1817.
[table contains name of district, then number of Acres, Roods, and Poles]
District No. 10 in Habersham Co. contains 51721 | 1 | 24
No 11. in ditto ditto 38998 | 3 | 24
No. 12 in do do 51603 | 2| "
No. 13 in do do 42692 | 0 | 8
District No. 8 in Hall County contains 37124 | 3 | 0
No. 9 in ditto ditto 33069 | 1 | 4
Part of the District No. 7 in Givinnette County Containing 40000 | 2 | 50
[double line indicating total]
295310 | 2 | 30
Surveyor Gen.ls Office 2nd Octo.r 1820
In compliance with an Order of the Executive of this State, dated on the 27th of September Ultimo; I have ascertained from authentic documents, the aggregate amount in Acres Roods and Poles contained in that Tract of Country Ceded by the "Chiefs, Head Men and Warriors of the Cherokee nation or Tribe or Indians," on the 8th day of July 1817, which will be found by the Table above, to be Two hundred ninety five thousand, three hundred and ten acres, two Roods, and thirty Poles. I have by way of illustration shown its relative connection with subsequent accessions of Territory, that acquired from the Creeks at the Agency in the year 1818 and that from the Cherokees at the City of Washington in the year 1820.
Certified the 2nd day of October 1822,
By Daniel Sturges Sv. Genl of Georgia
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