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creapysummer · 10 months

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headcanon that crowley has one of those circular beds and it's literally covered is mounds of blankets and pillows and shit and he literally just has like a nest that he sleeps in

#cause hes a snake #he burrows under everything #crowley #crowley good omens #anthony janthony crowley #good omens #good omens fandom #good omens headcanons

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watchingwisteria · 5 months

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listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded psychopath happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know #im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie #or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them #snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow!#but then shes gone…. for a while……#and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book #that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tbosas #lucy gray baird #not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration #but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause #like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not.#snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time #he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets #and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets #he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved #but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall #he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires

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i-know-the-endss · 6 months

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i think the most frustrating part about tbosas is the fact that you want to root for coryo. you want him to be a better man for lucy gray. you want him and sejanus to become closer, to become the best friends sejanus believes them to be. you want him to run away and find a way to relearn all the oppressive and tyrannical ideals the capitol instilled in him.

but that’s not what happens.

coriolanus isn’t necessarily a good person. he’s not a bad person either, not yet, but he’s no where near good. and rather than try to be good, he gives up, he lets himself “go bad”, he rats out sejanus, he lets his anger get the best of him and loses lucy gray.

the idea that coryo could be a good person but chooses not to be is exactly the reason this book and this character are brilliant.

#idk if this comes across the way i wanted it to #i am in no way excusing his actions at all please do not think i am #he has done unimaginable things and damage and has caused so much horror #but the idea isn’t that he’s evil because there’s nothing else to be #he CHOOSES it #that’s what makes him even worse #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #coriolanus snow #suzzane collins #lucy gray baird #sejanus plinth #i’m pretty sure people have made this connection but #i just wanted to add my two cents #suzanne collins is a genius

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lemon-wedges · 7 months

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When your beautiful wife makes his Special Anime Beef Stroganoff™

#solid snake #otacon #hal emmerich #otasune #the art of a lemon wedge #of course the reason hes giving him a smooch is to distract him long enough to let the pot burn #and theyre forced to either grab fast food or let dave throw a steak on the grill #i do think sunny was helping cause BOYS DONT KNOW STROGANOFF. and she sang the song the entire time!!!!#without fully grasping the war crimes shes committing #and otacon just thought he could trust anime girls

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redstonebug · 10 months

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creeper, goat, butterfly - hear me out.

Kampe Doc, like the dragon lady monster from Greek mythology with the random ton of heads of beasts around her neck and waist and hundreds of snakes on her feet. Make Doc weirder.

#mcyt #docm77 #bug report #cochineal #brought to you by: me going ''what mythological creature is as weird and mishmashed as Doc at this point?''#''oh yes. i know exactly the one.''#because Doc cannot stop me from somehow making this mess semi-coherent #also i was originally going to give him normal crocs on his hooves but i didnt like how it looked #so now he has. literal crocs. also cause it looks better than even more snakes on the hind legs

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pink-plague · 3 months

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Isn't it funny how when looking for "dead" fandoms, I always return here and find a thriving community?

Anyways, hello Sanders sides community, do you have room for one more? 💛

#sanders sides #sanders asides #thomas sanders #janus sanders #ts janus #Only tagging the snake cause he's relatable

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illusion-of-sea-axes · 11 months

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Felt like mashing my Slither Pit tattoo HC with the idea of Kai getting an Anacondrai tattoo.

(the idea behind the tattoo being that it identifies Kai as a pit fighter without actually having to identify himself)

#ninjago #ninjago kai #Tournament of Elements #Ninjago AU #Kai Jiang #Kai Smith #not sure if i explained the tattoo well. I kinda personally like the idea that its not just one place he does the fighting in either #cause the 'Slither Pit' probably exists as multiple different locations in Ninjago #and also. Kai would wanna keep his identity as Kai or as the Red Ninja out of these circles if hed wanna keep fighting.#so hence the Identifying Tattoo #my art #digital art #also didnt feel like drawing a whole ass cultist for this so hes just an arm #Anacondrai Kai #also I am absolutely drawing more Anacondrai Kai it is so much fun #snake mannn

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milkovichy · 7 months

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#new still just dropped #edward kept his eyes closed cause if he opened them he would see the snake and get scared #edward teach #stede bonnet #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers

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prettyflyshyguy · 1 month

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I don't remember Pliskin saying that in Metal Gear Solid 2.

#Metal Gear Solid 2 #iroquois pliskin #Solid Snake #Fallout: New Vegas #Joshua Graham #tonights warmup LMFAO #squint was showing me the FNV dialogue from this dude cause I'd never seen it #and when he said the line he immediately goes #that sounds like something pliskin would say in MGS2 #i knew what I had to do #my art #fanart

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lemonflavoreddishsoap · 4 months

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May I please ask for headcanons for la squadra reacting to their gn s/o doing this for halloween?

oh my god...yes??? holy SHIT am I finishing this so late I am so sorry but yknow how i am at this point...

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La Squadra getting pranked by their S/O with a fake snake

Formaggio

You have to keep yourself from cackling when his eyes light up at the sight of the cooler. He looks to you, asking if you brought it, then making some silly comment about how he'd "be taking one for free anyways" before reaching for the lid.

He jumps just a smidge, his only sound of shock being a small "oh-" before exploding into laughter. He's down on his hands and knees at the silly little prank. He's trying to call you either fucking stupid or a fucking genius but you can't tell through the giggles.

Takes the humor into his own hands afterwards. Grabbing your attention, he flaps the lid up and down rapidly the nod the snake's head with a stupid grin.

"B-before you can grab a drink, y'gotta answer my three riddles!"

Illuso

You don't even know he had spotted the cooler - he just made a beeline for it the second he could read the writing, not thinking to ask about it or even notice your presence. Beer first, chat later.

That is, until you hear his scream. Yes I think he'd scream like a little girl, what're you gonna do about it? You look over and the lid's slammed shut, your lover holding a hand over his mouth, looking at you. His expression hasn't yet decided whether to be pissed or horrified.

"Did...did you-?" once you explain that you set up the little trick he calms down quickly, save for his furrowed eyebrows. He's standing next to you then, arms crossed as a smirk tugs at his lips.

"As long as you don't tell anyone about my reaction, I'll play along. I'd love to see what everyone else thinks."

Prosciutto

He's suspicious immediately. Of course the beer would be free. It's a cooler, just sitting there, why would there be any charge whatsoever. No reason to point out "free"...nonetheless, he could use a drink.

Obviously he's not stupid enough to get it himself, so luckily you're there. He asks you to grab him a beer. Knowing what lies beyond that cursed lid, there's no way you'd follow his order, and he's clearly ticked off at your "strange" hesitance.

You two just stand there, arguing over who's to grab the beer, both trying to hide your "secret knowledge" from one another. He eventually realises it's futile to try and make you fall for your own prank, and in defeat he walks over to the cooler and opens it. The only slightly sour look on his face is disappointing.

"Wow. A fake snake, really? Childish."

Pesci

Doesn't like the taste of beer, has no interest in it, so you can't really get him like you can with the others. At best he'd tell Prosciutto about it, and you get a new target. But it's not what you originally hoped.

So if you really want this to work, you need to enlist Prosciutto's help. Once you somehow get him to agree, you wait for Pesci to inevitably join the two of you in the room. The boy is obviously quick to obey when Prosciutto asks for a beer.

Pesci stumbles away from the cooler with a cry when faced with the fake snake, and when he turns to you and Prosciutto to point out the danger, he's even further disconcerted when you look amused and unbothered respectively. This makes him check the cooler again, and you can't help but chuckle as he reaches out and shakes the false snake.

"Jeez, it's nothing...why would you do that to me??"

Melone

He's smart, at least you thought so. But...somehow the genius you love barely even thinks about it as he approaches the suspicious cooler without so much as a second glance. He...he wasn't that gullible, was he? You wanted this to happen, yeah, but this was...creepy.

Then you notice the look on his face and know that smile means he knows what's going on. Of course he's not stupid enough. He's trying to play around with you, isn't he? He might even know exactly what's about to pop out of the box.

Well, apparently he didn't know that last thing, because the smug look on his face is gone the second he is met with the fake snake. He gasps and shoves the lid back down, stumbling away. You try to make some silly comment to him but he's averting eye contact and retreating, ashamed.

"Well, goodbye darling. I'm....no."

Ghiaccio

Oh come on, what fuckery is this, is the first thing your blue-haired beloved thinks as he sees the writing on the cooler. Paired with the fact that you're standing a few feet away, totally not glancing at him every few seconds makes it even more obvious.

He decides after some moments of just staring at the cooler to just go for it. Best case scenario, he gets his beer and leaves, worst case scenario he witnesses some stupid useless prank. and leaves. Literally facing disappointment head-on, he kneels down and is face to face with the snake that greets him.

Of fucking course. He grabs the false snake by the head and rips it off the lid with a scowl before walking off. It's your choice if you're underwhelmed or howling with laughter.

"Stupid fucking...why would you even..." *insert the sound of the frozen snake scraping against the floor*

Risotto

In any other situation he should, and would, be weary - the perk of being his S/O is that he lets his guard down when it comes to you. He doesn't jump right into falling for it, he stands around and makes conversation with you first, asking where you got the beer and why.

You're hopefully prepared for this with a good lie about a sale, or some shit you never finished yourself that you thought the team might want. You better be a good liar too. Check both those boxes and soon you'll be watching him open that cooler.

He probably didn't expect a snake of all things, and does let out a surprised "oh!", but his reaction is pretty much over once he doesn't see razor blades spew from the serpent's head. Risotto does chuckle when he shuts the cooler, just a bit.

"Do tell me if this works on anyone else. That was a good one, dear."

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notacluedo · 8 months

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Teenage war criminal #2 Pyrrhus

#Too much Achilles not enough of his deranged son #He is in fact a snake nourished with poisonous herbs whos hidden all winter but has now emerged #He’s in the Aeneid for like 2.5 seconds and caused maximum damage at like the ripe age of 17 #I love that third(?) gen of heroes yknow orestes electra pyhrrus they’re just fucking shit up #This is not tsoa pyrrhus he may be a war criminal but he’s not homophobic most confusing characterisation ever #Greek myth #pyrrhus #the aeneid #the iliad #?#my art #mythology art #(This is based on a photo of Gerard way as Joan of arc btw if u even care

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raayllum · 6 months

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me asking myself if callum would torture someone for information if rayla or ezran's lives were on the line

#tdp #snake boi callum #mine #memes #text post #post of all time. to me #tag ramble #personal fave #cause i really do love this gif #thinking about this bc i'm writing a scene where my OC protag does torture someone and #she's generally more extreme than callum is in general #and i was like 'would he do something like this?'#and not in the same manner (the one she picks is particularly cruel)#but my immediate response was 'no! callum would Never torture someone'#then my brain whispered 'for ezra tho?' and it was like #s i g h s . y e a h #rayla would threaten someone with her knives (hi terry <3) but i do wonder how much she'd actually hurt them #she'd hurt them at least a lil tho #ezran would be staunchly opposed bc he is a Good King lmao

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momosodapuffs · 1 month

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I hc Levi would be really shy at first about sleeping in his bathtub with mc but as time goes on he finds himself missing their warmth and he's forced into asking you every night cause you know it's so cold in his room and he can't watch all these seasonal anime's by himself ......not cause he craves your warm body cuddling with him or whatever normie

#he's so babygirl #obey me leviathan #obey me #obey me swd #obey me headcannons #obey me otome #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanon #y'know cause he's a snake or whatever

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cruucigerglobus · 8 months

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what a nice young man i hope he doesn’t join any death metal bands

(version with no lighting effects under the cut cause i like this one :3)

#i fucking love drawing guitars #subtle ghost reference cause i can’t be normal about them ever #metalocalypse #my art #art #metalocalypse art #metalocalypse fanart #pickles the drummer #snakes n barrels #also pre op pickles during snakes n barrels because i say so.#he is transgender to me

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strrwbrrryjam · 1 month

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on youtube there is a florida man who explores the everglades, the amazon, the puerto rico rainforest and more in nothing but shorts and a t-shirt and he's insane, he just goes around literally yoinking the wildlife to show them to the camera and putting them back down, except if their invasive which he takes with him, he's yoinked snakes, centipedes, birds, sea animals (including a stingray) and even held hands with several crocodiles and alligators, he sometimes comes out with a handful of tokay geckos, baby burmese pythons as they're invasive and he's apparently searching for a 20ft burmese python and anaconda.

all I'm saying is this is how Arthur Morgan would be spending his time if he were born today. just exploring daunting forests with a bold and fearless approach, getting up close and personal with animals that can kill him and removing invasive species from the land to preserve the natural balance of the ecosystems.

#he does release the animals afterwards. he saves animals from the road and from when they're stuck. he takes the invasive ones homes #he's generally insane. he ends up being hurt more than the animals cause the snakes often bite him lol #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 arthur morgan #arthur morgan #strawberry speaks

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chaos0pikachu · 3 months

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I love when BLs try to do that fake out death shit like bitch you ain't dead, get up, drink some milk

#word of honor #pit babe #the sign the series #history trapped #the only one this don't apply to is make our days count cause taiwan don't play #neither does korea #but don't try to convince me phaya dead-dead he's fine #get the fuck up drama kid stop playing around we got a snake prince day to ruin #chaos pikachu speaks

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