After-poop zoomies are a thing, and cat parents know the signs.

She zoomie

🐅💨💨💨💨

eensy weensy

Felix gets 3am zoomies

My cat Arthur had the zoomies this morning so was quite playful this morning

*cats 0.3 seconds after taking a shit*

Hey Frankie!

Attack!!

I was getting ready for school and just put a shoe on, so I leaned back to eat the rest of my poptart, when suddenly I'm kicked in the eye by my cat, who apparently decided I was a wall to kick off of. I dont know if it was pumpkin or orange, but they managed to avoid my glasses. Luckily I closed my eyes amd they only clawed the corner of my eye and my wrist. It was not cool and the orange cats will be getting a talking to when I get home.

The silly. She waits for the attack.

Okay now that we’ve heard the sound that gets your cat to cuddle with you. Now I need a sound that gives my cat the zoomies for research of course.

Tutorial - my cat wanted to share with you some tips and tricks. ----------------------------------------------- Originally from my Patreon, where there’s a little more to this. (Patrons get extra stuff and early releases)

cain instinct

my cat has the zoomies and is running everywhere and knocking over stuff 😭

I have caught the exact moment of ZOOMIES INITIATION on camera.

This is a very good example on why most of my photos of Tuli are pictures of her sleeping. That cat has two settings:

Cute 'tato and jet engine.