i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

act II imperfect yaoi

this happens in act III

Mononoke meme

uuauau smacks them togethr and there’s a loud clank

personal headcanon for v1/gabriel is that v1 doesnt really Get romance but keeps accidentally doing things that can be interpreted that way and gabriel is just like teehee [cries] [throws up] [kills someone]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

new kind of estrogen administration method where a spider full of estrogen bites you

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

Asexual flag color picked from the celibacy gif

Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history