when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

Being friends with the Doctor just means you’re trauma bonded with the universes number 1 hooligan

Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

come on man

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

it is a parents responsibility to play good music during their child’s formative years. make sure the nostalgia playlist is a banger

🙁?

i disrespect the grind

wtf is this new taylor swift song

this is sending me

Downright perverse that I can’t enjoy a bagel right now

corporations after adding "plant based" and "gluten free" on packages of literal vegetables