I have swaddled him.

womble’s rumbles. his wumbles

Does anyone else think about how Rei can only sleep on the couch when he’s completely wrapped up in a blanket burrito? Because I think about it often.

Happy Buddy Daddies Friday!

This is technically for @less-depresso-more-espresso’s dtiys but I went so far off prompt,,, raph is there in a dress and she’s cuddling mayhem but.. uh anyway! This is inspired by the fact I’ve been swaddling my cat a lot lately and he absolutely LOVES it

Here’s how to swaddle your mayhem

Congrats espresso!! Ur the one who got me on the transfem raph train and I salute u for that o7

Hey real quick, I hope you know that when we send you tough asks it’s not an attack and we only want everyone to have fun and hopefully help you guys tell the story you want to tell. I’d hate if we were actually making y’all upset! please let us know if we go to far, that goes for everyone involved in the RP scene. Take care of yourselves ❤️

DUDE NO YEAH I KNOW LMAO I'm just really hyper-empathetic as like, a person. in real life. i know it's all meant for the characters and i know you're doing it for the story, legitimately i appreciate it so much, there was a period before the plottwists where we werent getting asks AT ALL and i can't overemphasize how happy it makes me to see you all so reactive now!!

but also sans IS my little meow meow and i know the full context behind his issues (at least in this interpretation of his character) and so i feel very very terrible for him ^-^. i am Normal we are all Normal.

thinking about him again... (robin kon...)

given that yesterday i had a fantastically fucked up nightmare and then, for some reason, read a bunch of horror-adjacent fiction before bed, i cannot even begin to describe how relieved i am that last night i merely had a variant on my usual too-many-cats-i-can't-care-for-in-the-house stress dream

Thanks I want to put him in my mouth

ok 1, they really put Douma in the bbygirl pose. like actually animated him like that. its canon now and i find that fucking hilarious-

2,

FUCKIGN BABEY SPOTTED

BELOVED BOY!! HES FUCKING BACK!!! AND ANGRY AS EVER<3

what the hell is this thing

u know that post that's like 'pregnancy glow but its the guy who freshly just got his ass beat glow' that's john.

he brings a real "recently frenched a fist" vibe to the function that is just so, so off-putting. / @devilmass

Still don’t think THIS pic conveys how large Sidney is, but it’s another attempt.

He is taking up the entire arm of the couch front to back without even trying.

I am actually not a human, I am a disgruntled cat forced to be an adult in this shit society. Hissing at the idea of socialization. But also, you can wrap me up in a heated blanket and I’m a rendered immediately latent.

-satisfied human grunts in the place of purrs-

oh my god did i tell you guys i dreamed up a whole fucking thriller film a few days ago with me (a normal weirdo) as a protagonist trying to hunt down a serial killer who was going around town murdering young women and i had it narrowed down to this very sus science professor so i stupidly like any other protag went to confront him but stumbled upon his TA instead bc "the professor is out" and he served me tea and we were dancing around the topic and then a girl came through whom i knew was one of the future victims and asked to use the laboratories out back and the TA was like yes sure as she brought in like. a rug that was somehow a key piece of evidence and i realized thst very instant that the killer was not the professor but the TA and the TA watched me realize it and smiled and asked me if I wouldn't mind helping him measure up the place (somehow this was nefarious) and i knew i had to bolt or he'd kill me but i was too far from the door and so i took on the measuring tape and held it as he pulled it around to measure when i spotted the professor coming in with another staff and realized i could get out if we were interrupted so i inched towards the door little by little but he was trying to keep me going towards the back and for some reason it was important that neither of us broke character or said what we meant to say so we seemed to be at a stalemate until my fingers clutched the door handle and i swung it open to reveal the professor and the other person and the man was like what are you guys doing? and the TA only smiled tightly and as i was saved i realized i had nothing to fear that i was much stronger than i had known and that our confrontation was inevitable so i walked the TA to the back in the laboratories where he had killed every one of those girls and we fought and i killed him my hands wrapped around his neck his back against the concrete wall held him there until he went purple until he went slack and i let go and he hit the floor and i started howling because i had just killed the one person who had understood me and had ended the only purpose i had ever had and in his place i clutched a cloth doll for the rest of my life because that was a plot relevant detail somehow

This is Hana, she's terrible and bites a lot

And she also loves blankets

a few bites is a worthy sacrifice to pet her

later I'll make a post that will perfectly illustrate the state of my mind after dungeon 4