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stawbeemilk · 2 months

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⤷ their s/o is insecure about having a small chest – hq

✩ characters: various

✩ warnings: a teeny bit suggestive

✩ a/n: i've been struggling with my body image a lot lately, so i decided to write some more content for my fellow small-chested folks <3

⭑ kuroo likes to remind you of all the benefits of having a smaller chest, like how you're less likely to suffer from back pain and that exercising is more comfortable, or his personal favourite, the fact you don't have to wear a bra.

⭑ bokuto will genuinely get so upset if you're the type to make self-deprecating jokes about your chest size, his hair will droop and he'll look almost as if he's close to tears as he tells you that you shouldn't talk about yourself in such a way.

⭑ iwaizumi encourages you to wear clothing that's a little out of your comfort zone, and he will literally lose his ability to speak when he sees you all dressed up— he thinks you're absolutely stunning.

⭑ kenma likes to give you one of his oversized hoodies to wear when he notices that you're feeling self-conscious, before pulling you into his lap and wrapping his arms around you, leaning his head on your shoulder as he plays on his switch.

⭑ akaashi refuses to let you talk badly about yourself, whenever he senses that you're about to criticise your own body he'll give you a stern look and shake his head, his reaction making you fall silent before you can even get your words out.

⭑ suna loves resting his head on your chest while he naps, he thinks it's really comfortable. he can't help but nuzzle his face in between them, mumbling into your skin about how pretty you are as he feels himself dozing off in your warm embrace.

⭑ hinata will constantly remind you how beautiful you are, showering you with endless affection and so many compliments. even if you have a habit of deflecting them, he won't ever stop telling you how much he adores you, hoping that one day you'll start to see yourself the way he sees you.

⭑ matsukawa will randomly cup your chest when the two of you are cuddling— at first you thought it was his way of trying to start something with you, but you soon discovered that he just enjoys holding them because of the way his hands completely cover them.

⭑ tendou can empathise with you if you've ever been made fun of for the way you look, and he knows how much of an impact it can have on your self-esteem. he will always remind you that he thinks you're perfect, and that you shouldn't listen to anyone who says otherwise.

⤷ please do not repost my works on any other sites!

#★彡 elle’s writings .ᐟ #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #various x reader #haikyuu various x reader #kuroo x reader #bokuto x reader #iwaizumi x reader #kenma x reader #akaashi x reader #suna x reader #hinata x reader #matsukawa x reader #tendou x reader #₊˚ෆ⊹₊ ⋆ suggestive .ᐟ

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toomuchracket · 7 days

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PLS PLS PLS GIVE US POLLY KICKING D WORD MATTY IN THE SHIN LORE AHHHHHHHHHHH *that’s me screaming at the top of my lungs omg*

buckle up, babies, it's lore time.

basically, on tour, when there's no show on a sunday (or even if there is, you'll do this before or after), you and the girls (polly and gabi, and if charli and mrs mac and carly are around they'll join in) congregate in someone's room to drink wine and eat snacks and gossip and watch a movie. sunday sesh. and you all agree to make a point of continuing it after tour each week or every couple of weeks, just for a catch up, alternating whose house you're all meeting at. the first sunday after tour ends, it's your flat at 6pm. cute, nice, fun.

unfortunately for you, quite literally as soon as the plane landed back in london, you and matty sped back to yours and have been holed up in the flat doing nothing but fucking (catching up on all the sex that was impossible to have on a packed tour bus), so fervently that to be completely honest neither of you have any idea what day it is anymore. so, yes, as you can imagine, sunday comes around, and you're practically none the wiser.

anyway, you and your boyfriend order a takeaway for dinner. the intercom buzzes, and nobody speaks, so you figure it's the food. matty - shirtless, literally wearing grey sweatpants and nothing else - says "babe, you get the plates, i'll go to the door for the food", and you - wearing underwear and one of his t-shirts - agree.

the door goes. matty opens it and goes into a coughing fit. because, as you've probably guessed by now, it's not the food at all, it's the girls. all of them. and they look HORRIFIED. carly nearly drops the literal box of wine bottles in her arms in shock, but gabi grabs them before they hit the ground.

nobody really seems to know what to say, until matty decides to awkwardly lean against the doorframe in an attempt to be casual and asks "so... what are you doing here?" - charli folds her arms and says "you answer that question first, healy", and he's like "um. hanging out". polly squints at him (she doesn't have her glasses on) and says "is your face wet? why?", and matty literally cannot resist smirking and saying "you're really asking me that? they could revoke your lesbian card for that, mate"; she scoffs and kicks him in the shin like "don't be such a twat" (but she does it harder than she means to and he's genuinely like "ow! pol!"), while the rest of the girls start groaning in exasperation at him being crude like "oh my god, i can't believe she's fucking you" and "give me strength" and "well, the slut uniform makes sense now" lmao.

meanwhile, you're back in the flat wondering why matty's taking so long, so you pad into the hallway like "baby? everything alright?", and when you hear what is unmistakably mrs mac screech "baby? what the fuck?" you blanch as you realise what day it is and run to the door to save your boyfriend from the wrath of the girls. like, you stand in front of him protectively (he puts his arms around your waist it's very cute) and muster up a smile like "hi girls. forgot it was sunday. soz. how are things with you all?", and mrs mac is like "don't deflect, sweetheart - explain. now", and you sigh like "you'd better come in. matty, babe, could you wait for the food while i talk to them for a second?", and he says "of course, darling", and kisses your nose to further noises of disgust (and an "awww!" from carly lol) as the girls make a beeline for the living room.

anyway, you're like "can i have two seconds to make myself presentable?", and charli's like "absolutely not. spill" - you take a deep breath, and you tell them everything. i mean, not the d word stuff, but the rest of it; you're like "first of all, just to preface, because i know you all worry about me - it's serious. very. we're in love, guys", and despite themselves everyone smiles. gabi's like "how long have you been, y'know, a thing?", and when you're tell them that it's been like 7 months "but we wanted to wait until tour was over to say, so nobody thought it was like, i don't know, just a fling while we were away together, or that he was taking advantage of me" they're all like "jesus. alright".

matty comes back into the room just as polly says "you've seemed a lot happier on this leg of tour, to be honest. so has he, actually", and he giggles when you quip "yeah, well, it's nice having someone to fall asleep with in hotel rooms. and the other stuff that happens in there". mrs mac takes a long drink of wine and winces as matty snuggles in beside you and digs into idk chow mein or whatever, and she's like "the realisation that all of your sex stories were about matty... i feel a bit ill. i should not have asked for details about the hot tub. or the time i caught you having phone sex on the bus. or the time i heard you through the wall and you told me it was the best sex you'd ever had. christ"; matty's like "best sex you've ever had? aww, babe", and you roll your eyes while he kisses your head but you smile and kiss his hand. carly giggles like "you guys are actually really cute, you know. adam thinks so too" - matty sits up straight like "carly you did not tell the boys please tell me you didn't", and charli's like "of course we did. had it in the chat before your girlfriend even appeared. also they're on their way over, squizz and john and all, so i'd put some clothes on unless you want them to rip the piss out of you even more than they're already going to". you giggle while matty groans and trudges off to get a shirt and some leggings for you, and on his way back mrs mac corners him in the hallway and says "you know i love you, and i'm actually really glad you're happy and you're dating someone who's not a dick. but i love her just as much as i love you, and i promise you that if you ever hurt her, healy, i WILL castrate you with a pair of nail scissors. got it?"; he's like "jesus alright. but i won't hurt her, mate. she's it for me, really. gonna marry her one day. m'serious", and she beams like "oh, that's lovely. still. i'm keeping nail scissors in my bag from now on. just in case" lol. but yeah! that's how everyone finds out about you and matty lmao

#mads answers asks #matty asks #fluff asks #d word matty #lore asks

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silverbladexyz · 1 year

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Can you do Kaeya with a character who has a traumatic past and like how he comforts them?

Hello there! Thank you for requesting 💗 Reader's past isn't specified, and this is my first time writing for him, so sorry if it's bad :')

The image does not belong to me. It belongs to its original owner.

TW: Mentions of trauma

Kaeya comforting reader with a traumatic past (platonic)

-I think how he comforts you actually depends on how close you are with him

-If you are only acquaintances, Kaeya will most likely offer you some words of support, letting you know that he's more than happy to be there for you even if he didn't know you that well

-But let's say that you are good friends with him. Kaeya as a friend is fun, charming, witty, interesting, and never fails to make you laugh and keep you hooked in a conversation

-It isn't long before he knows nearly all of your secrets; he has a charm that makes people tell him everything without a lot of effort from him. While he may tease you a bit on some of your more embarrassing secrets, he won't use them for any bad stuff

-But one thing you never told him was your traumatic past. While you loved him almost like a brother, there are some things that even the closest siblings don't share with each other. Whenever somebody brought up the topic of your past, you merely deflected the question with a well-constructed lie that pretty much satisfied most people

-Kaeya isn't fooled by your lies; he does the same too whenever his past is brought up. He notices how you slightly avoid eye contact when you lie, and he also notices how your voice wavers just the slightest bit when it is almost unnoticeable

-As we all know, he is an expert at reading people, so after a few interactions and observations, he is pretty much able to deduce that you had a traumatic past of some sort, and you wanted to keep it hidden from everyone else

-He won't ask you or pry too much about your past. He himself had a pretty traumatising one as well, and he knows perfectly well how things like these were preferred to be kept a secret. However, just because you might not tell him doesn't mean that he couldn't do anything to help you. After he's figured it out, he'll just slightly, slightly, be more softer around you, and might even aid you with some more of your stuff

-Kaeya will also spend more time around you too. You were going to take on a commission? Nice, he's going with you too. You needed help? He's there to support you and help you. You needed some advice? Ask no more, because Kaeya is full of some of the best advice in Mondstadt. It is basically his way of telling you that he's there for you, even if it's hidden in the most common actions such as always remembering to check up on you and indirectly complimenting you more as well

-It is most likely you that will tell him about your past, when you are finally ready. You see, even when Kaeya doesn't want to ask you in fear that you'll be upset, part of him is still curious on what had happened to you way before you met him

-So when you finally tell him, he's unusually silent. The teasing and calculating side of him is gone; instead, you see a much softer and empathetic Kaeya, that not even his other friends in the Knights of Favonius had the privilege of seeing

-He is a smooth talker with a silver tongue, yet each word that falls out of his mouth now is genuine. Kaeya still keeps his usual light and clear voice, but it is laced with comfort and love akin to that of a brother

'Hey... I know it's been tough for you. You didn't deserve to go through all of that. Nobody does. But I'm proud of you, you know that? Despite what you've went through, despite having faced all sorts of horrible and unspeakable things, you still fought on. Like a true warrior. And please, talk to me if you are ever in need of a shoulder to cry on or just someone to talk to. Afterall, what am I if I can't even help my dear friend and drinking buddy?~ Alright, jokes aside, what I'm saying is that you don't have to deal with this alone. I'll be here for you, always.'

-He'll lightly put his hand on your shoulder and give it a small reassuring squeeze. His fingers are slightly cold; they're always cold due to his cryo vision, but the smile that he's giving you is warm and gentle

-After that, Kaeya is still his usual self around you, but he is slightly more protective of you. He doesn't want you to go through even more pain that you've already experienced, so safe to say that he'll be hanging around with you more now. Even if he's away for a mission, he'll still ask someone to make sure that you were safe

-His presence was something that you look forward to more everyday now; just knowing that he will always be there when you need him lights a beacon in your once dark world

-You couldn't have met another friend that was like Kaeya. And Kaeya could say the same about you too

So how did I go with writing Kaeya's personality? He's kind of a hard character for me to grasp, but feel free to leave advice for improvement :)

@circinuus @chuuyas-beloved @dazaiyohane @overlysour @i-just-like-goats

#silverbladexyz #kaeya x reader #kaeya alberich x reader #genshin impact x reader #platonic genshin x reader

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imagobin · 1 month

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Leorio friend head canons:)? Just like general stuff for being his friend

Ooooh yess been meaning to start writing about Leorio on my own for a while, but looks like the asks beat me to it lol Thank you for requesting this! I definitely have thoughts about being Leorio's friend

🩵Friendship with Leorio HCs🩵

Med school:

You and Leorio enrolled in the same med school at roughly the same time, and ended up in the same class.

However, he didn't seem really interested about making new friends at first, only interacting with you and other classmates if necessary and focusing on his studies. Though he'd occasionally show up to parties to pick up ladies.

You were admittedly curious about him, not only because rumors had it he was a Hunter, but also because of how passionate and determined he was to really make what he studied for into a career.

The opportunity to finally talk to him presented itself on a quiet afternoon in the school's library.

Oddly enough, Leorio wasn't busy studying that day; he was just sitting on a window sill, trying to call someone on his phone. You saw him sigh, concern plastered all over his face... then he noticed you staring at him, flinched and went back to acting as if nothing had happened. "Oh hey y/n! S-sup?"

You ask if everything is okay, and he tries to deflect the question at first, but eventually gives in and tells you about a friend of his, Kurapika, who hasn't been answering his calls lately, and he's very worried for him.

You listen to Leorio, offer some words of comfort. He's really glad that he got to talk about this with someone, and that if you ever needed someone to talk to he'd always be available.

Ever since then you two have made it a habit to chat during breaks and hang out outside of class, going out for a coffee or studying for exams together.

Caring to a fault:

The closer you got to Leorio, the clearer it was that he's willing to put the people he loves above anything else.

When for whatever reason you miss class, he's always the first one to send you a text asking if everything is okay.

He also tells you what topics were talked about that day, if there's any assignments, and even sends you the notes he's taken during class! He wants to make sure you don't fall behind on your studies.

Leorio would also take all your concerns seriously, whether they have to do with your mental or physical health. He's completely willing to offer unbiased advice, and genuinely gets concerned if you tell him you've been feeling unwell and you can't figure out why that is yourself.

Man's going to spend hours researching your symptoms, and find ways to make you feel better.

Once he develops his Hatsu he's even more efficient at that, and often jokes that he won't charge you a dime for a diagnosis. You know full well he wouldn't charge anyone money for that, that's just not the kind of guy he is.

He tends to behave as a big brother a lot of the time, even reminding you to eat and drink if you're one who often forgets to, and even makes sure you get enough sleep.

Basically, he's always looking out for you.

Good fun:

Of course, being caring isn't the only thing he's got going on for him, the guy is also genuinely fun!

There's never a boring moment when you're with him, whether it's because he's gotten himself into trouble or because he's just bringing you with him to a party... you never really know with him, sometimes it's both.

Really, only he can turn a chill party night into a game of 'run away from an angry boyfriend', just because he flirted with the wrong girl there.

And of course he drags you off with him, because buddies stick together!

On nights where things do go well, he has the bad tendency to get absolutely wasted, but it's alright, he's the funny kind of drunk, he gets all wobbly and starts talking nonsense until he falls asleep, probably on you. He's a mess.

Leorio at heart is a pretty adventurous guy, so whenever you guys are free from classes and exams, he often suggests to go on hikes and such.

Although a lot of the time, those hikes turn into him paying very close attention to the plants growing in the area you're exploring, taking note of any medical plant that could come in hand, because "You never know how much equipment you're gonna have on you to practice first aid!"

He's really resourceful like that.

#hxh #hunter x hunter #leorio #leorio paladiknight #leorio paradinight #hxh headcanons #hxh leorio #leorio headcanons #hunter x hunter headcanons #platonic headcanons

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tyrannuspitch · 2 months

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been thinking about the dearth of actual movie adaptations of norse myth, which is of course partly down to the fact that what we have is fragmentary and episodic and not movie-shaped at all.

so um. here are a few preliminary thoughts on how you might be able to make it work.

focus on ragnarok, since that's where we have the most continuous/connected material, and make it a tragedy, because that's the whole point.

focus on the relationship between loki and odin, since they're going to be leading the armies at ragnarok.

make them both tragic, complex, morally grey figures, and draw out their similarities. either could be the protagonist, but let's say odin for now.

invent a little bit of backstory for how and why loki and odin became blood brothers - a connection, and either genuine personal loyalty or common cause. give us something to root for, even if it's small, and then spend the rest of the film slowly destroying it.

open by telling the audience exactly what's going to happen at ragnarok, so it can hang over the whole of the film.

take your time introducing the characters to the prophecy - maybe we start with hints or fragments, and we try not to believe them, so when odin gets the full thing it's a major plot point. and yet the distrust and decay has already set in; it's already inevitable.

finding a plot point to take us from the lead-up to ragnarok, to ragnarok itself, is going to be difficult - but maybe we don't actually need to.

the baldr's death/failed rescue/snake torture sequence could work as a climax. once everything is in place, we could end on "waiting for ragnarok" and leave it hanging.

some other thoughts:

odin sacrificing his eye and loki getting his lips sewn shut could be parallel steps towards ragnarok - odin is growing paranoid and obsessively seeks knowledge, while loki is growing bitter and vengeful.

odin imprisons loki's children (fenrir/hel/jormungandr); loki kills odin's son baldr and keeps him trapped in hel; the aesir kill loki's sons vali and narfi and imprison loki using their entrails. this could be a cycle of vengeance!

loki and odin don't actually directly kill one another at ragnarok. maybe you'd want to change this, or maybe there could be a kind of tragic disappointment in it, a sense of loss...? i burnt down the world to kill you and i didn't even get to do it myself!

(<- although i'm not sure how being blood brothers plays into that. are blood brothers allowed to kill one another? oaths in myth tend to be binding, so if that is part of it, it's possible they literally can't.)

odin built the world, and loki burnt it down. odin is a king/chief of the gods and loki, his blood brother, is an outsider and scapegoat among them. at least from loki's perspective, power and injustice will probably be central to their conflict.

odin is endlessly preparing for crisis, while loki is reckless and impulsive. but they're both willing to kill and let countless people die for them. from odin's perspective, their conflict is probably still essentially about personal survival and personal (or familial) grudges - i don't think myth!odin would necessarily see a need to justify it via a greater good, although he would probably deflect as much of the blame as possibly onto loki.

this is a fun thought experiment. i might come back to it later.

#not sure how to tag. hmm #my writing #<- why not

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yakuzacanons · 2 months

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Hi! I hope you've been faring well as of late <3 If you're not too busy, perhaps some continuation off my previous ask of being a subordinate with a massive crush on Majima as the Patriarch? Thank you so much for answering that btw! It was so great to read.

SCREEEEEEEEE CCCCH yes this has been stewing in my brain for days on end, I am sorry to make you wait so long. I go insane and black out when I think of Majima, it's an incurable illness probably. Here ya go!

Also this is totally open ended for a part 3 if you so desire, did it on purpose just in case y'all wanted it teehee.

After some amount of time, it kinds of becomes a stalemate. Majima keeps trying to find the most subtle, wraparound, complicated ways to sniff out what your feelings are and you get so good at deflecting it that it's second nature.

In reality, you are both two peas in a pod, two fools I should say. Neither of you are willing to give up your stubborn act which only makes you both dig your heels in harder. If you were to ask Saejima, who by the way totally knows everything, he'd say you guys are made for each other.

Inside, Majima is seething (in a cute way, not an enraged way if that's possible; perhaps only possible for someone like him, honestly...) He'll eventually break and tell Saejima or even Kiryu everything and ask what he should do and they'll both just shrug and ask him why he hasn't just straight up asked you what your feelings are, which only upsets him more.

In the meantime, your time spent closely with Majima means you get taken on way more important missions and have more important tasks. There's some office gossip starting to float up that the two of you are screwing... how embarassing given that you two haven't even hugged yet!

Unlike you, if Majima ever hears someone so much as utter a rude word about you, they are at the bare minimum receiving a stern smack on the head... with a very large and heavy object.

It's actually through this that Majima realizes... he cares about you?! And not just in a boss-looking-out-for-his-trusted-employee way. If a fight breaks out while you guys are working, his first concern is covering you. When a problem arises, he confides his concerns in you.

Now the man's realizing it's less about finding out if you're into him for fun and more finding out how you feel about him because, as embarassing as it sounds, there's a part of him that desperately and intrinsically NEEDS to know this information.

Years and years of going solo, quite literally a lone wolf, has made him tough as hell but that means his heart is softer than ever. Can he REALLY ask you what you think of him? Is that selfish?

Meanwhile, you've grown to really treasure these moments with Majima where he lets his guard down a little. In close calls during fights, you've seen the way he's looked at you and it almost makes you wish you were in close calls more often, if not for the fact it stresses him out so much.

Now it's less of a cat and mouse game for you two and more of a genuine relationship. He can start to be himself around you and to his surprise that feels... good. When you're out sick or busy on an errand, he finds himself smoking alone on the rooftop, peaking down at the city below wondering if he can spot you in the crowd.

Little does he know, you're looking out for him too from down below. As you wander the streets with your fellow coworkers, you can't help but wonder if he's up there right now, his watchful eye looking out for you like an angel on your shoulder.

#majima megaphone moment #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza headcanons #yakuza imagines #ryu ga gotoku headcanons #ryu ga gotoku imagines #goro majima #majima goro

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madmazmind · 2 years

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A little Maxiel moment.

Sfw. CW drunkenness, slight body issues.

"Maxy, Maxy!" Daniel bashed on the door or Max's hotel room in Brazil. "Maxyyyyyy!"

The door swung open and a sleepy looking Max appeared. "What the fuck, Daniel?"

"Maxy, I need to share secrets," Daniel replied. It was obvious to Max that he was drunk. The volume of his voice gave him away but the red flush on his cheeks and dishevelled (and slightly ripped?) orange polo made it very clear.

Max ran his eyes over Daniel dramatically. "Old man, did Lando make you go out?"

Daniel leaned forwards and pressed a finger against his lips, shushing him. "I'm not old, I went out with the child and am still alive."

"Come in," Max said, gesturing into the room.

"Thank you, Maxy!" Daniel all but shouted, walking in and throwing himself onto Max's bed, rolling into the warm spot that Max had just moved out of.

"No, sofa," Max commanded. "You're of course going to fall asleep in the middle of the bed, that's not fair."

Daniel pouted, rolling onto his back and stretching. "I'm not sleepy, baby."

"Baby? What is it, 2018?" Max snapped back. "Shoes off," he added, and Daniel kicked off his trainers. Max was fully awake now and couldn't find it in himself to be annoyed that Daniel had woken him up at 4am. He could sleep on the plane.

"You'll always be my baby, Maxy," Daniel teased. He sat up and examined Max's face with as much clarity as be could muster in his state. "Aw, you're blushing. I could always make you blush."

Max rolled his eyes but didn't protest. He was blushing. Daniel did always make him blush. They flirted, probably genuinely fancied each other. It wasn't a secret. "I thought you had a secret to share?" Max deflected.

"Yes!" Daniel replied, as if he had just remembered. "Come cuddle."

Max laughed. "What?"

Daniel laid back and patted the spot beside him on the bed. "All that driving got your hearing shot, Maxy?"

"Fine," Max grumbled, tentatively laying next to Daniel, careful to put a little space between them.

"I said cuddling," Daniel reminded, rolling over and placing half his body onto Max, throwing his arm and leg over Max's body. "Better."

Max sighed and leaned into the hug, feeling Daniel's body, lean but skinner and spoke without considering the weight of his words. "Why aren't you eating enough?"

"Fucking hell," Daniel breathed out. "It's rude to ask a boy about his weight."

Max unashamedly ran his hands over Daniel's back. "You're too skinny, I'll have to take you for lots of dinners in the off season," He said, as if he alone could fix this complex issue.

"You and a good therapist, baby," Daniel replied.

Max sighed. "Daniel you can't call me that."

Daniel moved his neck to look at Max, smiling coyly. "I'm pretty sure whatever this arrangement you have with your girlfriend doesn't collapse if your teammate flirts a little."

"Wait. Teammate"? Max asked, tentative.

"It's got a performance clause," Daniel said. "I have to do a lot of sim work next year. Have to get the 2024 car ready for us."

"For us?" Max asked again, a little stronger.

Daniel just smiled.

"Fuck, Daniel," Max said, giggling.

"So these are all secrets, Christian specifically told me not to tell you," Daniel laughed. "Oops."

"Well, you can't be expected to keep secrets from your baby," Max responded, pulling Daniel closer. "This is going to be so fucking fun, I can't wait."

"And I'll be around next year," Daniel reminded. Max already knew this, had heard Christian talking, but the clarification was nice. "Fuck pride, I'm coming home."

#this might age badly #maxiel #daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #dr3 #f1 #max/daniel #maxiel fic #f1 rpf #mv33 #ficlet

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llycaons · 8 months

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ep39 (1/3): SONG LAN!!! KILL!!!!!

oh my god this section was so boring. and I hate that mist! you can't see shit! xy vanishing and then appearing was so annoying. im glad this section was over relatively quickly

wen ning is so badass for this

a-qing going out there using the tools she has to bring an end to xy is SO brave I cannot even imagine the courage it takes for her not to run and hide whenever xy is around given he tortured and mutilated her! but she's doing what she can do make sure he pays - she's not giving up on the sliver of power she has, in the difference she can make. ugh I love her

so unfair!!! why couldn't she have lived!!! like I understand xxc dying but it seems so bleak and pointless for her to die too

OFF with his arm

so gentle 🥺

SONG LAN GETTING UP!! WHOO

this scene fucks so hard. DO IT SONG LAN

BLOOD REFLECTION

yesss

YESSSS

flashback, xy's dying memories. we don't know how or when xxc found him out and I kind of wish we did but also, it didn't really matter

this entire scene is xy playing with xxc, tormenting him, rubbing his failures in his face. he's such a sick sadistic fuck it's so upsetting

'PLEASE let me tell you my sob story' 'NO??!!!'

I'm beginning to wonder if xy is like. in touch with reality. like we say he's unhinged and insane but does he really genuinely think this way

interesting how xxc actually doesn't mind eye for an eye revenge, but xy went overboard. because. well. he's deeply self-centered and devoid of compassion for others

and THEN he starts blaming xxc for like, daring to try to stop him? deflecting again! going on the offense to avoid facing what he's done

oh shut up stop quoting wwx. it's obvious what's going on here

here it is

see look how gleeful he is doing this! goddamn. he enjoys hurting and terrorizing people for fun. including xxc. who ships this it doesn't even make sense

UH OH

#cql re-rewatch

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captainsspnanon · 9 months

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What a fan-fucking-tastic episode!!!!!! I LOVED IT!!!

Though it started off poorly, with my pet peeve of Sam. STOP telling other players what their PCs are doing. And STOP metagaming to try to have people RP a scene that you want to see. Nothing Marisha RPed in the past episode indicated that she was 'glowing', and in the episode before it could very much have been read as excitement over a new dress. And just because you saw Laura and Marisha roleplay their PCs kissing, doesn't mean that FCG suddenly can tell.

*grumbles* Sorry, like I said, pet peeve. He's done it multiple times in C3 (to the point where players had to actively contradict him trying to tell them that their PCs were doing something or had something happen to him), he did it a bunch in C2, and while I can't remember, he probably did it in C1 too. And several times when he does it, he ends up completely changing the characterization that the player was RPing- ie Fearne confidently flirting with the were-panther, and then he tells her that she's blushing and nervous, completely the opposite of how Ashley was doing it. (he also does it later again in the episode implying that they slept together. seriously fuck off with this sam.)

(on the other hand, I cannot deny that Laura just absolutely losing her shit while Laudna was stuttering was hysterical)

Why am I not upset at Marisha for doing a very similar thing afterwards (forcing Taliesin to talk about backstory)? One, it was information that her PC knew, and two, it wasn't presented as a good or funny thing. It was a clear deflection, and very angrily done. It is perfectly reasonable to imagine Ashton calling her out later for doing so.

Honestly, everyone's opinion on the gods make sense for me EXCEPT for Orym. Iunno, maybe Keyleth's attitude rubbed off on him during his training, and that influences the fact that he's had several positive interactions with gods and makes it more neutral?

Let me be very very clear. All the jokes about the flower names? 10000 percent worth it for the 25ish temp HP that the boss got at the end. Some of these were SO clever! Plus, Matt's exasperated face is always fun XD

Three nat 1s for stealth!! I cannot remember the last time that this happened, unless it was Travis with the three nat 1s for Fjord at the festival way back at the beginning of C2. DELICIOUS!

The combat was ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! I do kinda wish I could see two different versions, one where Fearne's persuasion failed, and one where the enemies actually rolled decent. Because the group was freaking out a lot, but I'm actually gonna go back and do calculations, 'cause I'm pretty sure most of them were really good on HP? Like, I genuinely think only Imogen was in true danger.

Okay, before the short rest from last episode/start of this one - Fearne was at 16 HP, Ashton at 88, Orym at 79, Laudna around 72 depending on temp HP gain, Chetney 82, FCG 19, and Imogen at full. Unknown how much healing with short rest.

After the short rest, Fearne took no damage in her regular form, Ashton only took 16 points, Orym only took 22, Chetney took 14, FCG took 19, and Laudna took none. Imogen went down and was brought back to 4 HP.

So.....Yeah, I don't get why they were freaking out so hard, when basically all of them had a bunch of HP. (I also don't get why Tal tends not to tank despite having the best HP and having rage damage reduction.) Ah well. Still entertaining! Plus seeing them freak out is always fun, even if at times confusing.

Travis and cursed swords, what is a better pairing?

ASHLEY. FEARNE. BOTH OF YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THIS IS AMAZING, I LOVE THIS AND CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE FALLOUT OMG (also you totally should have just propositioned him right then and there! XD)

#cr spoilers #critical role #bells hells

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marypsue · 1 year

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Sneak Peek Sunday, and Steve/Nancy/Jonathan has been requested! So here's a little sample from why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday, the post-s3 bodyswap fic!

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Thankfully, the video store job isn’t terribly intellectually demanding, although the flickering screen when he does the rewinds makes his head hurt even worse. Jonathan does his best to keep his aching head down and as much distance from Steve’s coworkers as he can. He learns, very early on, that Keith, their manager, seems to take a gleeful satisfaction in rubbing it in Steve’s face how far he’s fallen since high school. But the more time he spends around her, the less sure Jonathan is about where Steve and Robin stand.

Robin was there for the whole showdown at the mall, but in all the excitement, Jonathan had had slightly more important things to worry about than how one more new face fit in. And somehow, even after nearly two years of this, he and Steve have never really gotten close. Not close enough to seek out each other’s company when there isn’t a horrible monster attacking the town, anyway. Definitely not close enough to shoot the shit about how they feel about friends and classmates and – possible crushes?

Robin really doesn’t seem like Steve’s type of girl, though. She’s loud and brash and in-your-face, sarcastic and totally unimpressed by him. Nothing at all like Nancy – at least, not the Nancy Steve had dated. And she takes plenty of jabs at him, although there’s usually that playful, fond note in them. Jonathan can’t tell if she’s flirting or genuinely making fun of him – Steve.

He decides to err on the side of caution and avoid her, too.

Unfortunately, this backfires.

“Okay, what is going on,” Robin asks, or maybe more like demands, cornering Jonathan in against the counter as soon as the customer he’s checking out leaves. “You’ve been weirdly quiet all day. And you didn’t even say anything to embarrass yourself in front of that girl. What gives?”

Jonathan’s just trying to think of how best to deflect her when Robin peers, hard, at his face, and then says, uncharacteristically gently, “Nightmares again?”

Jonathan can’t do anything but stare. Logically, he knows this shouldn’t be a surprise. Robin was there, she knows what really happened on the Fourth, she knows Steve was there too. She probably knows better than Jonathan just what exactly happened to Steve. And – it’s been nearly two years of this shit, and every time, somehow, there’s Steve Harrington, stumbling blindly right into the middle of it. If Jonathan’s had nightmares – and Jonathan has had nightmares – and Nancy’s had nightmares, then there’s no reason Steve shouldn’t, too.

It’s just – everything just seems to roll right off Steve. Everything’s always seemed to roll right off Steve, at least up until he fell head over heels for Nancy and started wearing his heart out on his sleeve where the high school hyenas could rip it to shreds. It’s one of those things Jonathan’s always assumed was a fundamental, psychological, maybe even biological difference between him and cool guys like Steve Harrington. That they don’t need the armour, the protective distance Jonathan’s always kept people at, because they just don’t care.

It’s always seemed like a superpower, to be able to just not care, just let everything bounce right off. Not to constantly have a bruise-tender thing living just under the surface of your skin, taking everything into it like a knife between the ribs. To be invulnerable.

That’s not the reason why Jonathan had finally smashed Steve’s pretty face in, but it is why he’d kept whaling on the guy even after Steve was down. He’d just wanted to see that asshole hurt, for once, for once. Just wanted to knock that smug fucking smirk off Steve’s face. Just wanted to see something pierce him through, the way everything always seems to cut into Jonathan. Just wanted to see King Steve experience an honest feeling for once in his charmed goddamn life.

The joke was on Jonathan, though. Because it wasn’t his fist in Steve’s face that finally did that. It was just his hand in Nancy’s.

It should’ve felt – it should’ve felt incredible. Powerful, to finally be the one to let it all roll off while somebody else’s world crumbled. To finally turn the tables and break the invulnerable boy open.

It hadn’t.

“Hello?” Robin says, and Jonathan realises he’s been lost in his thoughts for an uncomfortably long time without answering her. “Earth to Steve? Receiving my transmissions in there?” It’s a joke, but she sounds worried.

“Uh,” Jonathan says. And then, “Yeah. Yeah, uh, nightmares.”

#stranger things #this is mary's fic tag #why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday

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maverickbackalley · 2 years

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i think it's a crime no one has asked you about klavier yet (or, perhaps, our lady and savior maya fey?)

HMM? A crime? Why ever would you think that?

:')

Anyway, Maya Fe-- No, okay. Buckle the fuckle up, my friends. Fair warning: I may or not see way too much of myself (mostly the negative) in Klavier Gavin so I have very strong opinions about this man. Anyone is welcome to tell me I'm wrong but I'm just going to rapid fire thoughts here and hope they make sense outside my head.

Starting off by scratching the surface, I'd say the following are what immediately come to mind when thinking of Klavier: Overdramatic, usually for the fun of it, but also to lessen the seriousness of his own problems when they arise. Encouraging, as (outwardly) he's very cheerful and supportive of other's harmless behaviour and messing around (there's not enough "tee hee" in the world, after all!) Which also leads into his playfulness -- he enjoys poking the bear, like teasingly making fun of others or himself, usually to help keep them on the right track towards their goals while maintaining personal distance. He's flirtatious, almost overbearingly so at times -- not always meant to actually entice interest, but to ease tensions or deflect from his true emotions.

Digging a bit deeper: To me, Klavier is a perfectionist who channels these tendencies into the right outlets if and when he can help it. Things like his appearance, his art, and in his pursuit of the truth; subjects that not only bring himself joy but can spread happiness onto others as well. Unlike Kristoph, he doesn't feel the need to take extreme measures to achieve perfection and has instead learned to grin and pretend to be unfazed by imperfections that are beyond his control. As long as there is a just reason behind them and a witty joke to be made, he can live with imperfection. For the most part. Too much not going his way and we can see him getting overwhelmed (paranoid?) and focusing on minuscule things he CAN control or solve rather than larger problems that require his immediate attention which he can't. In these instances it's like he needs these small exercises of control (correctly identifying who missed a cue in their song) to help reground him and not let every wire in his brain come undone in the moment. Same with his air guitaring -- playing the guitar is something familiar that he loves, so even completing a couple chords from memory offers him a moment of reprieve in overwhelming situations. He's got so much going on with him mentally, but honestly, the mask he uses to cover his agony is so intricate and pristinely maintained it practically deserves to be on display in the Louvre. His ability to compartmentalize and smile or laugh through bullshit situations is both admirable and concerning.

Klavier is also very kind and maybe a bit too trusting for his own good; especially when it comes to those closest to him. He doesn't want to believe the few people he's given every fiber of himself to are capable of doing wrong by him, even when there is blatant writing on the walls, but he's also not a fool and refuses to be played for one. His earnest trust is hard to earn and all the more crippling when broken.

His brilliance is apparent but not flaunted. If anything, he tries to spoon feed his deductions onto others for them to take credit for, for some reason. Instead he projects exuberance in his passions, music and law, but even that seems like more of an act than anything else. They are subjects he genuinely loves and wishes to share with others, not so much rub their face in (besides maybe teen!Klavier but ya know.. younger self behavior is cringe.) This man probably has more layers than an onion, but the important thing is he's functioning and not letting his troubles be the end of him. He's strong, practiced, and precise in ways that I think are easily overlooked or perhaps simply overshadowed.

All these traits are great for putting on a show for an audience you can't get close to, which is what Klavier does best. It's easier to hide from the world's gaze behind "Klavier Gavin, Rock God," when that persona is open and charismatic. It's easier to keep the world at arm's length, thus avoid being hurt, when they think they already know everything about you, ya? Deep down he's troubled and unknown occurrences in his life have taught him these are the best ways to cope. I think Klavier genuinely means well and wants to do right by the world, but in those rare instances he can't maintain the façade, he may say or do things that are either arguably out-of-character or what others may see as his true nature.

Either way, I just think he's neat and trying his best. That's all we can really do in life and boy does he make it work on a high functioning level somehow. What a leg end.

(I was also going to do Maya for you but this got too long, I'm so sorry. 💦I don't have much for her, but feel free to send another ask if you're not sick of my rambling by now.)

#asks #enbyjustice #Thank you for the ask and rectifying these crimes!#ngl I'm so hesitant to post this as I don't want anyone mad at me for possibly misrepresenting their blorbo #but this is my hot take on him i guess. I hope it makes any sort of sense without all my brain context. :')#I went off on a tangent and there is still so much I want to say ffs #character opinion bingo #klavier gavin #ace attorney #aa #aa4 #aa4 spoilers #spoilers

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mistydeyes · 10 months

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hi! can you do a COD pairing for me please? <3

I’m 5’2 female, dirty blonde hair, slim ish with a curvy figure, multiple ear piercings, and I am a Criminal Justice major. I love your pairing fics and I think they are so much fun! Thank you so much if you see this! <3

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

How you met: Civilian For your Laws, Politics, and Society, your professor informed the class of a special guest speaker. You pulled out your laptop and iPad as the class began and prepared for another boring law enforcement officer or middle-aged lawyer to speak for an hour and a half. However, to your surprise, a young man who couldn't be much older than you entered the room in a dress shirt and slacks. The class' attention was drawn to his genuine smile which hinted at a strong jawline and caring hazel eyes. "Good morning, class, ah that sounds to formal," he joked to the laughter of your peers, "I'm Kyle and if you can't tell this isn't my usual day to day but I'm here to talk about the joint interactions between the Special Air Service and the Metropolitan Police Department." Throughout his presentation, he included jokes and questions that kept the audience engaged. Even the students who fell asleep in the back of the class were intently taking notes and responding to his discussions. By the end of it, various people had questions and you decided to wait around after to have a more personal conversation. As the class exited, you walked down the lecture hall's stairs and greeted the man. "Hi Sergeant Garrick, I just wanted to say your talk was very informative," you began and he nodded at your compliments. "I hadn't thought about a position similar to yours but I am interested in learning more about it, do you have any advice?" He took a moment to think as you stood there looking up at him. "I think if you have a dedication to protecting the ones you love and have the right connections, it was help your career immensely," he began to say and you smiled as he continued, "I'll give you some contacts to reach out to if you'd like to learn more?" You agreed and he wrote down a few emails and names of people who could point you in the right direction. "Thank you again!" you said as you exited the room and headed to your next class.

A peek into your relationship: "Alright, alright I think it's time we hear about how Kyle and Y/N met," Johnny said and deflected the conversation to you and your boyfriend. You had enjoyed a night of drinks at the pub and everyone was going around introducing their significant other's and their meet cute. You looked at Kyle and asked who wanted to tell it. He decided he would take a shot at it and you smiled as you sipped on your beverage. "Well I first met her when a buddy called in a favor and had me speak at her Criminal Justice class," he started and Johnny laughed in response. "Oh so this was a professor student situation," he joked and his significant other lightly punched his shoulder. "Shut up Mactavish, anyways I couldn't focus on the presentation as I kept locking eyes with a particular blonde student who was intently taking notes," he continued and smiled at you as you blushed slightly. "I was preparing to leave when she just happen to come up to me and ask how to get a foot in the door and honestly the rest was history," he finished. It was a great retelling, after you had met Kyle, you ended up interning for one of his contacts and eventually met him later down the road. Now established in your field, you started off as co-workers and eventually found yourself moving into a flat together. As you left the pub, he put an arm around you. "I'm so glad you stayed after class," he joked and kissed you gently. You were glad you decided to stay too.

#izziespairings #madebyizzie #cod mwii #mw2 imagine #task force 141 #kyle gaz garrick #gaz x reader #mw2

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silver-blooded-synthetics · 1 year

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@theholysoldier asked:

What is something someone always tells you to do less of? Who do you look to blame when things go wrong? What is the one thing people assume about you that you wish was true? What is the one thing people assume about you that you wish wasn’t true? Is it your fear of commitment or your fear of intimacy that makes you shut down more? At what stage of a relationship are you most likely to withdraw emotionally? What is the one compliment you always get that you’re too embarrassed to accept, so you deflect it? {For Alma and Errol}

What is something someone always tells you to do less of?

Alma: "My mother always tells me not to make mistakes and is very critical. 'Stop mumbling so much, stop day dreaming and focus on your work, don't sway with the music when you play the piano or violin' and et cetera."

Errol: "Being over-dramatic, or partying too much. Basically having too much fun. Apparently I need to do less of that." Errol rolls his eyes. "Fuck that. I'll have as much fun as I want with my life."

Who do you look to blame when things go wrong?

Alma: "Myself."

Errol: "I try to find whoever is at fault. Sometimes it's someone else, sometimes it's no one at all. Hell, on rare occasions, sometimes it's even me. But that doesn't happen often."

What is one thing people assume about you that you wish was true?

Alma: "That I've had a perfect life with no real struggle or pain. I only wish that were the case."

Errol: He seems hesitant to answer and gets quiet as he speaks. "That I genuinely care about them... It's not for lack of trying, but sometimes I just can't... Most times. I wish I could make that connection with people easier."

What is one thing people assume about you that you wish wasn't true?

Alma: "That I am naive and inexperienced in the world. I've been a bit sheltered in many aspects of my life."

Errol: "I honestly can't think of anything. Most people assume exactly what I want them to, and that's by design."

Is it your fear of commitment or your fear of intimacy that makes you shut down more?

Alma: "Intimacy. I know how to commit and have no problem doing so. It's getting comfortable enough with someone to be that vulnerable that can be scary," he admits.

Errol: "I have to go with intimacy as well. Something about opening myself up and letting people see the real me... I know they wouldn't like what they see, because I don't like what I see when I acknowledge my true self. I'd rather put on a carefully crafted mask to keep people at arms length. Even it it is extremely lonely..."

At what stage of a relationship are you most likely to withdraw emotionally?

Alma: "When things start getting difficult and overwhelming, when we have to face bigger issues. I get scared and withdraw, even though logically I know it would be easier to face problems together. It's instinctual to try and hide and shut down my emotions."

Errol: "In the beginning, when I first start realizing I have genuine feelings. It's such a rare thing, it can be frightening. It makes me feel weak to care about someone else more than myself. Sometimes I'll go into denial for a while, and that's when I withdraw. To try and save myself."

What is the one compliment you always get that you’re too embarrassed to accept, so you deflect it?

Alma: "Compliments about my manners and good behavior. They think it's something good, but it's a trauma response. If I behave as perfectly as possible, maybe I won't get in trouble and yelled at. I'm not on my best behavior because it's who I am. I am because if I'm not, then I get punished for it."

Errol: "Compliments about how kind I am, how much I care, what a good person I am... It's all a lie. People only see what I want them to, they don't realize that it's an act. I'm not really kind, I don't really care, and I'm not really a good person."

#answered ask #oc alma #oc errol #human au

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cadcnce-archived · 1 year

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your name: Edea Lee

your age: 18

your perfect date: Tell me what 'you know' means and i will tell you

make out in private or in public?: Tell me what 'you know' means and i will tell you

do you like to cuddle?: Tell me what 'you know' means and i will tell you

tell me something about you: Tell me what 'you know' means and i will tell you

why do you want to be my valentine?: Tell me what 'you know' means and i will tell you

valentine application :: open

Edea's approach is swift. Unsurprising given her craft and skill. But as Wylan braces himself for what he thinks is going to be a cheeky dialogue he sees her expression suffused with a rarely seen determination. For all Wylan's intentions to deflect a retaliation with his ever present humor and dismissiveness her doggedness gives him no chance. Well, maybe this is just her wanting an apology, right? Why is his mind racing all the way to that conclusion? Was that hopefulness? No, that's not good. He'll just have to play it up to eleven if only to keep the woman at an arm's length.

But Edea is closer than that now- the 'application' planted into his face as hers burns with something curiously genuine. Was she... upset? Fuck. Wylan's off guard now, the bewilderment betraying his own emotions and robbing him of the shield of a smirk.

"Whoa, Edea. Slow down- what're you doing with that piece of- pfuh!" It's a brief respite, and probably the last he'll be afforded before he sees what was written. As if it weren't obvious enough on the form- written over and over again, line after line- she taps it for extra emphasis.

What did you mean?

"What I meant? Seriously? C'mon that was... it was just... having fun. It's a fun thing to fill out and I thought I could just- maybe you'd- What do you want me to say?!" Wylan can't meet her gaze, too shaken to face that kind of emotional offense with her pleading expression. Not to mention he's devoid of any comebacks that would spare him having to be exposed or seen.

But you wanted this, didn't you?

Maybe to a degree?! He doesn't know! Damnit! But he needs to say something. Quick. Just standing around in blundering silence is making him look a bigger fool. Gesturing hands. Broken breaths. His gaze meets hers finally as he starts to find some words, and that's a mistake if there ever was one. And there were many. There's a thump in his chest. You know what you meant.

"Shit. Okay."

"I meant that... I wanted to be your valentine. Okay? And I'd like to go on the date with you."

His breath hitches. There you go. Now you can shoot me down and make me look like an idiot. It's done!

#sentofight #sentofight :: edea #verse :: fantasy #inbox :: answered ic #oh the humanity #(such a fuckin idiot)

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phoebehalliwell · 2 years

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Ok ok ok ok I have a fun obscure brain teaser for you! What are some of the most OBSCURE ships that could come up with kids for…like the craziest crack ships you can think of (that could work lol)

okay we're crazy and i'll do four for each sister and we'll go with ships that i do basically ship

it's long so under the cut we're looking down the barrel of pruexdeath, pruexmicah, pruexvinceras, pruextom (+ a wild card). for piper: piperxmark, piperxbane, piperxcole, piperxzankou, phoebe we’ve got phoebexbrent, phoebexreece, phoebexleslie, phoebexreznor, paige: paigexfinn, paigexrowan, paigexseamus, paigexjinny (+ a wild card)

prue

& death fucking love these lads i do kids who are half reaper hooooooo nelly three kids obvi one sec lemme find if there are any names that mean death oh well duh persephone "percy" - eldest daughter, powers includemolecular immobilization, combustion, intangibility, invisibility, then we're going samael "sam" - second born son, powers include premonition & mediumship and them um third child desdemona "dizzy" - telekinesis & death's touch <3 they can all death teleport.

& micah/mitch specifically in this darklighter au... we're once again doing three kids charlotte eva and anne, named for melinda warren's mother, the blonde gal who helped her out, and mitch's mom who happens to have the same first name as micah's mom. they can all orb, eldest can um. she has premonitions she can sense things she can astral project. then there's eva. cryokinesis and pyrokinesis. then anne: um fuck it shapeshifting. only into other humans at first, grows into animals. why you ask? well that darklighter alec could do vocal manipulation and witches can glamor, this is that weird intersection

& vinceras enemies to lovers au where he wants to curse prue w his empathy but when she comes to help him he feels how genuine she is and it drowns out all other emotions, he starts to see the beauty in emotions, they fall in love. all children are born with empathy. p names. ideally none i've used before. paloma peggy (eyy it's a margaret name uwu) and paulette "lettie". paloma has. uh. empathy and enhanced strength levitation telekinesis. peggy has empathy deflection mimicry and immunity. lettie has empathy molecular immobilization, combustion, pyrokinesis.

& tom peters, but they can't un-demon him. petra, perry, and paxton. eldest has pyrokinesis + cryokinesis. middle child has telekinesis that turns into advanced telekinesis. youngest has illusion casting and invisibilty (why? idk sounds dope)

WILD CARD

& the succubus it's canon! prue temporarily had a penis! so like....... you wanted crazy shit i got crazy shit disclaimer um i don't ship this But. would be kinda bonkers crazy if like you know the succubus has got prue and then when they killed her and prue turned back they found and egg like an egg egg and then it hatch and was like. prue's daughter. half witch half succubus. um. named amara. for love <3. powers include um. hmm. empathy (through that deflection) and suggestion

piper

& mark but he’s a ghost!! what??? how can a ghost get u pregnant??! idk!! either we somehow bring mark back to life but he still has ghost like qualities in which case: li mei, ming zhu, ai lan. and powers are. phasing + mediumship, then invisibility + telekinesis, and finally premonitions + astral projection. alt version She Fucked That Ghost (don’t ask me how!!) one daughter named marcy. powers are mediumship, intangibility, telekinesis, molecular immobilization

& bane listen listen listen bane is a hopeless romantic you know who else is a hopeless romantic?? that’s rite!! just one daughter pamela and her powers are. intuition (read: automatic lie detector, can tell if someone is magical and/or evil), molecular immobilization, and deflection

& cole if you don’t ship it what can i say other than you’ve got some reading to do. posie paulina and pepper. telekinesis + enhanced strength + apportation. then molecular combustion + energy balls + pyrokinesis. finally, sensing, premonitions, shimmering. all three girls have a quasi demon form w red skin, tats, + horns, but they don’t get any taller or buffer (or balder)

& zankou once again man i’m telling you iykyk like idk like okay look me in the eyes tell me zankou wouldn’t recite poetry to piper under the stars. it could happen!! three kids. yasmin, anwar, salim. powers idfk babe these kids would be stacked.... okay first. molecular combustion, energy balls, prescience, flaming. second: molecular immobilization, cryokinesis, sensing, portal creation. third: deviation, empathy, mimicry, power absorption.

phoebe

& brent it’s the guy from the grimlock episode! but psych, when the grimlocks died and returned brent’s sight, he got a few extra gifts as well... three daughters. pearl, pax, pisces. pearl has um. molecular immobilization, molecular combustion, reconstitution. pax has telekinesis, astral projection, enhanced strength. pisces has empathy, can see auras, portal creation.

& reece why? idk. bit of a wild card here. but like. if phoebe realized cole was evil and like was ready to take him down but had to beat reece to the punch idk maybe she saves him from the bitey drain your brain demons and she’s like fine clean slate demons are real and i’m a witch cole is a demon so let me finish this but no. reece is in. becomes a pi for magic cases. slowburn. not quite enemies to loves but like. ice slowly melting. realizing at some point you care for the other type thing. three kids once again, starting with patrik, who has um. premonition, astral projection, suggeston. then pollux, who has levitation, deflection, sensing. and finally, paxtun, empathy, molecular deceleration, and um. fuck it. hyperspeed.

& leslie they had kids!! granted it was in a freaky alternate universe but it happened! this kids are soooo gonna meddle in everyone’s love lives. porter. first son, empathy, sensing, lie detector. second son, um. charles. goes by charlie. telekinesis. levitation. third daughter, lj. (leslie junior!!) she has cryokinesis and astral projection <3

& reznor girl who tf is this? aint that that fuckin um nin guy? nope<3 it’s the pirate from the pirate episode where phoebe’s like kill ur boss and he’s like damn ur right and he kills him which saves her & then he’s like thanks<3 and dies. but what if he didn’t die?? what if since he was the first mate the curse passed to him so he’s immortal but he now has the option to free the crew so he does he wants to start off life as a new man and what if!! phoebe & him fall in love <3 twins. um. laura and brian. these r both ancestors brian riffing off brianna. laura has telekinesis molecular combustion and levitation. brian has premoniton molecular immobilization and deflection.

paige

& finn he’s a golem! can he have kids? prolly not! but in this au he can!! (to jog your memory, he’s from the ep where they sister got shrunk down in early s4). um so kids. paige doesn’t seem like a boatload of kids gal so just one she’s a real artsy type fuck it terpsichore (kori for short). powers included um essentially invulnerability she’s not fully flesh and blood so if you cut her arm off she’s just be like hey >:( and either reattatch it later or make herself a new on and projection which is initially accessed through her art (i think like kaela in the reboot tho admittedly i did not watch s4)

& rowan he’s the sexy vampire who honesly was not That sexy but a girl can dream. we’ve got vamp witches!! three sisters, triplets, neither rowan nor paige were expecting that, both are like aaaaaa!! but are ready to commit to the bit. hey man um. laurel, willlow, and cherry. they all have essentially a “life link” to one another, they an all borrow one another’s strength and if one is mortally wounded the others can each take -50% hp to save her. beyond that, they each have telekinesis and shapeshifting. they also can drink blood to strengthen themselves. on top of that, if the drink the blood of a magical being, they can temporarily gain their powers. their blood heals others. they are unable to turn people into vampires

& seamus i’m hoping you wiped the terrible irish accent from your memory but it’s a leprechaun episode what did you expect! just one daughter. aoife i’m naming the baby after you. her name is aoife she’s a pisces. her powers def include rainbow colored orbing. she can grant luck. she has telekinetic rainbow-ing. <3

& jinny but how?? paige & jinny r gay? yeah but jinny’s a genie baby! she can do whatever the damn hell she pleases. so they have a daughter. pavaneh. conjuration. telekinesis. orbing. looking like a baddie 24/7.

WILD CARD:

evil enchantress & the prince what?? the evil enchantress had her evil spawn baby!! oh no!! surely the world will plunge into like 1,000 years of darkness. unless..... paige technically that’s ur body too. um. wanna be a mom? congrats! paige & co are raising the baby of the evil enchantress & the prince, and the baby gets some whitelightery elements from gestating in paige. it’s fuckin weird, but it 100% could have happened on charmed i promise. kid is named halli (pronounce like halle like halle berry) like the halli in halliwell. bc the kid will have the last name matthews. elemental conjuration for sure. we’ve got fire, air, water, ice, earth, plants, & lightning. the kid can also orb. bada bing bada boom!

#tada!#i don't think i'm going to tag these ships <3 #charmed #au #next gen #💌

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