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ivyprism · 5 months

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OG Guys (Info Dump: Revamp)

Warnings: Violence! Underfell, Horrortale, famine, rebellion, etc.

Classic - Undertale Sans

Personality: He is a very funny guy, a punny man if you will. He makes a lot of jokes and has struggled with his own apathy, but he is devoted and loyal. He gets along with almost everyone and is a bit of a smart-ass. When he confuses you, he’ll wink at you and then vanish. He can get a bit hostile and rude to anyone he thinks would be a threat to the immediate safety of his family. He is very laid back and enjoys a good prank or two. He also is very flirty when the right conditions are met. He is incredibly lazy and can be very apathetic, but he really cares a lot.

Appearance: It's Sans, Sans the skeleton.

Vanilla - Undertale Papyrus

Personality: He could probably beat your ass and you'd still love him for it. He believes in people and is an optimist, but he is not naive. He loves puzzles. He is a very kind and considerate skeleton. He is incredibly brave, gentle, and smart. He is very clever and knows a lot of things he doesn't actually tell anyone. He’s simply too good for this world, and everyone eventually falls in love with him. It’s difficult to dislike this lovely skeleton. He is, however, tougher than he seems and can get snarky with people who mistreat those he loves. He also isn't afraid of a fight.

Appearance: It's the Great Papyrus!

Cardinal - Underfell Sans

Personality: He's a funny man, a punny man, but he has a temper. Hes very straightforward and a bit flirty. He’s like a feral angry cat; once you become his friend and demonstrate that you’re not a threat, he’ll be all over you. He is a flirtatious boneman who loves to help others. He's extremely fond of animals and isn't afraid to get his hands dirty when it comes to fighting and helping animals. He is a very passionate and hands-on type of person. He is able to keep calm in dangerous situations and makes sure everyone is calm when danger is coming.

Appearance: He is a skeleton with a scar on his left eye and two golden teeth. His jacket is red and black.

Captain - Underfell Papyrus

Personality: The living embodiment of a feral cat energy bone man. He is easier to befriend compared to his older brother. He is hostile and harsh, but if you work hard enough, you can befriend him. He’s protective of his friends and will show hostility to protect them, but once you’ve fully befriended him, he’s really loving and sweet. He will also gladly carry you if you ask. He is harsh and cold otherwise. He can be very flirty on accident and he is very protective over his loved ones.

Appearance: He has a large scar on his right eye.

Navy - Underswap Sans

Personality: He is similar to Papyrus, but he takes advantage of his cutesy nature. He is very charismatic, bright, and intelligent. He knows how cute he is and uses it to his advantage like no other. He will befriend you and he actually can cook. He is loving and sweet af. He is incredibly stressed a lot and has a bad habit of not taking breaks, but he tries to take care of himself! He is an incredible workaholic and often needs to practice a lot of self-care when he can, which is usually a rare occurrence. He is trying, he swears.

Appearance: He has a small scar on the edge of his left eye.

Syrup - Underswap Papyrus

Personality: He’s definitely something. He is a very funny man, but he has his limits. He’s an introvert who also happens to be a social butterfly. He cracks a lot of jokes and is fiercely protective of his family. He works hard and often worries about his brother. He sometimes struggles to focus and work. He sleeps a lot and often is weighed by a lot of things. He is very flirty too and he is incredibly affectionate and will love and console you if you are in need. He adores physical touch.

Appearance: He has two small scars on the edge of his left eye. His jacket is orange.

Clove - Horrortale Sans

Personality: He's a sweet man wi with PTSD. When you first meet him, he’s a little hostile, but once you get to know him, he’s really sweet. He is very quiet and often uses his knowledge to find things out. He is very affectionate and enjoys cuddles. He has memory lapses, but nothing major; just minor details that are easily forgotten. He loves to cook and take care of animals. He likes to farm as well. He will also never let you go if you hug him when he is in a good mood. He is incredibly soft and he is also very warm.

Appearance: He has a large crack on the top of his skull. He also has a red eye light and a white eye light.

Cinnamon - Horrortale Papyrus

Personality: He's a sweet and gentle skeleton. When you meet him, he is a sugary sweet bone man. He is very strategic. He’s a little nervous and untrusting, but he’s an angel, and he’ll love you to death. He will take you in his arms, hold you tight, and never let you go. He is also concerned about your health and is a doctor, so he often checks on his loved ones. He is a rebel at heart and does not stand for injustice. He cares a lot for people and loves to help.

Appearance: Cinnamon has a slight scar on his eye and his teeth have been long fixed. So they look almost normal, but his canines are sharper. He has a cane!

Hip Hop - Dancetale Sans

Personality: Ever heard of a “lazy” Sans with confidence? Well, now ya have. He is very confident in his ability, but he's quiet and often keeps to himself. He adores dancing and, while he does not dance frequently, he still enjoys it. He doesn’t dance in public very often, but that doesn’t stop him from doing it. He’s a witty, outgoing, and laid-back dude. He is very quick on his feet and can get anyone out of a sticky situation. He has a strong sense of justice and hates to lie to people.

Appearance: He is a Sans! He wears blue.

Latin - Dancetale Papyrus

Personality: He is a cheerful and upbeat skeleton. He is outgoing, self-assured, and courageous. He enjoys being a public figure, but he is not arrogant or overconfident. He will offer to dance with someone he believes is lonely and is extremely difficult to despise. He is an extrovert who saves his brother when he is in need. If necessary, he will also carry you. He is very cautious and very gentle, he loves to teach and his students. He is very fast on his feet.

Appearance: He's definitely a Papyrus!

Rhythm - Dancefell Sans

Personality: He is very fierce and angry, but also loving. He’s a feral cat who enjoys the attention he and his brother receive. If you require it, he will dance with you. He enjoys dancing, and everyone can tell by the way he moves. He’s a hilarious flirtatious asshat, but once you get close to him, he’ll be so sweet and cuddly. He is very passionate about what he does and loves to teach others. He is very fast on his feet.

Appearance: Rhythm has a single golden tooth in comparison to Cardinal. His hoodie is red and black. He has a large nasty scar on his right eye.

Tango - Dancefell Papyrus

Personality: He is very nice and understanding. On the surface, he appears to be at ease and warm-hearted. He can be harsh and stoic at times, but he means well. He is a dancer, and he never leaves anyone sad or alone for an extended period of time. He is a sweet man who enjoys making new friends and has done so frequently. Because he is well-known, he has saved many people from situations. He is very fond of teaching and adores teaching. He is very quiet, but understanding.

Appearance: Tango has two scars on his eyes.

Ebony - Fellswap Carnelian Sans

Personality: He is a major tsundere. He’s an angry, feral cat, but he’s very approachable. He’s a little rude and harsh, but he’s sincere. He's passionate about everything. He is extremely protective of his friends and will growl at anyone who gets too close to them if he believes they are a threat. He will throw hands and pick fights frequently, but he is also stern and serious about following rules and laws. He’s a jerk to his brother, but Hound bites back, and they adore each other. He is very protective and will fight anyone who harms his loved ones.

Appearance: Ebony has three scars on his left eye. He has more red in place of the purple.

Hound - Fellswap Carnelian Papyrus

Personality: He is definitely something. He's a joker and a person who enjoys a good prank. He’s a shameless flirt and lover, and it shows. He enjoys playing practical jokes, and he and Syrup are best friends. When he’s with someone he considers a threat, he acts like a feral cat, but he’s a good guy, believe me. He can be a jerk to his brother, but he adores and admires him. He goes for the throat when someone harms his loved ones. He enjoys being close and loves to be able to hold and comfort his loved ones.

Appearance: Hound has a single gold tooth compared to Cardinal. He has more red with his outfit. He has a scar on his left eye.

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#undertale #underswap #underfell #horrortale #dancetale #dancefell #Fellswap Carnelian #ut au headcanons #ut au imagines #undertale au headcanons #undertale imagines #undertale headcanons

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respectthepetty · 11 months

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Since I decided the best way to make it through Our Skyy 2 with minimal damage is to drink my way through it, welcome to the sixth round of

CockTails in the Skyy!

This week's drink is Deja Brew since we just saw this group six days ago:

dark coffee for our "tough" boss

vanilla brandy for the boss's babe

soy milk and ice for the men holding it together Tubtab and Jack

whipped cream and chocolate shavings for the disgustingly sweet Three and Zo

I don't like coffee, I didn't like the series, and I don't think I'll like this, but I like brandy, I'm obsessed with how Cher says "Boss" and anything that gets me more ThreeZo and Jack is worth watching.

Bottoms up!

What in the Tom, Dick, and Harry is happening?!

Call him honey, darling, or DADDY! <- Aoi gets it!

Cher feeding Gun who has a visible mustache shadow is hitting a sweet spot.

This is what upsets me - JimmySea and ForceBook have the domestic chemistry down. They excel at, yet had the wildest plots to work with. I hope Last Twilight and Only Friends do these men justice.

The yellow writing that keeps popping up is throwing me off.

Nice to see the wild ass color scheme is still going strong here, Reon!

The friend group is the reason I showed up every week!

Zo threatening his man while smiling is why I love him the most-est.

Cher made that imaginary intern very cute, but we all know Gun, who doesn't like skinship, would not touch that man like that.

Aoi getting more screen time this outing makes me upset that I didn't get MORE of her in the series. She was the best officemate.

I wonder how the office feels about Cher being ridiculous during office hours when he doesn't even work there. I'd be entertained, honestly, because I love other people's drama.

Okay, this is the tough boss I waited to see the entire series! Where was this jerk for twelve episodes?!

The entire office is really asking Cher to get his man together before they Julius Caesar his ass.

Cher constantly wearing Gun's colors is warming my ice cold heart.

I would love to believe that Gun doing 500 sit-ups is unrealistic, but then I remember Force's body-ody-ody and . . . do what you gotta do to maintain, sir.

I've written this before, but Force looks like a marble statue, and I need him to be in a BL about gym bros. Book can play the guy looking to get fit, and Force can be his trainer. Don't let those arm veins go to waste, GMMTV!

Gun is smiling like a ventriloquist, and it's creepy af.

Y'all, I'm really liking this installment. It's the Vice Versa one all over again. What are they going to do to eff this up?

Cher to Gun - "Are you finished or are you done?"

Why is everyone acting sus at this dinner?

I'm clutching my pearls that Cher's bright idea was to have Three and Zo fight.

I'm so conflicted. I want to be upset, but now Gun just gave Cher jewelry! Then Gun was cocky, and Cher slapped him on the ass. I like this.

The Deja Brew has too much caffeine and I feel my heart beating (I don't like reminders that I have a heart), so I'm gonna be a sober seahorse for the second episode. I'm already regretting this.

Moving into Cher's tiny apartment with this small tub thing instead of Gun's apartment with that huge ass tub was a dumb decision.

Every part of me hopes Gun acts just as amusing as Cher in the office.

Deadass, if I worked in this office with a boss whose boyfriend was this entertaining, I would be thriving. I would never have to drink another drop of water because these antics would keep me hydrated.

Jack has no fucks to give about this role-play situation unfolding during his billable hours.

Did this man have confetti in his pocket for this exact moment?! I'm telling you that I'd be living my best life in this office!

If I was that security guard, I would NOT have paid that 80 baht for Gun. Boss man does not need my hourly wage.

You'd be a custard apple or a pomegranate cause you're being extra! <-I'm using this because I love good commentary about *fruits*

I can't keep writing this, but I genuinely like this! Cher slamming his hand on the table and Gun immediately babying him. Urgh! I'm pleased!

This is giving me What's Wrong with Secretary Kim vibes.

Something keeps happening with the lighting to make the guys seem angelic, and I want to know what pressure the lighting department was under to make this work under these conditions.

I have been a vegetarian for over two decades, yet my meat-eating friends are the picky eaters, so I pop off like Gun just did every time I have to order them food. Why is the order so complicated?! Why three different places?!

Gun having printer and copier issues is the office drama I crave.

"That last sentence was lit." - GMMTV's translators deserve a raise.

Oh my gosh! WHERE IS PORSCHE?!

Aoi gets where I'm coming from. She is not going to let her boss and his boyfriend ruin her happiness. In fact, she embraces the chaos.

Cher is playing with Gun's face, and I'm going to fully admit that I liked this entire installment. They even exchanged colors!

The game idea is actually kinda okay-ish.

This role-playing unlocked a kink in Gun because now he wants to receive and give regularly-scheduled commands. Okay, sir, I see you.

Cher's shirt reads "Error Since Birth" and I LOVE IT!

I'm shocked and appalled about what I'm about to do. I thought I was going to be upset watching this, but I really enjoyed it. The color-coding (that I hated during the show) was consistent here unlike the other previous installments (Vice Versa, The Eclipse, and My School President), the repartee between Cher and Gun never missed, and their chemistry was good as usual. There was no Porsche, we didn't find out about Jack's previous relationship, and I'm pissed we didn't get THIS during the actual series, so . . .

8/10 CockTails for giving me most of what I wanted long after I wanted it.

Now, BRING ME MY SLUTS!

And before anyone asks, I'm in a long-term committed relationship with Pat's hair. That's how much I love it.

#Our Skyy 2 #Gun x Cher #episodes 11 & 12 #a boss and a babe #Cocktails in the Skyy #bring me Pat's hair!

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brandnewhuman · 2 years

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a h a h a ,

i ' m just currently stumbling upon your ✨ lovely ✨ blog , and i ' m - unsure if you are currently taking requests , because i are have dumb , b u u u t - if you a r e infact taking requests ,

can . . i request a smol dribble drabble of rob zombie ' s michael myers and reader fluffy stoof ?

maybe some - cliché baking headcanon stuff ?

michael continuously eats and snacks on the ingredients , and reader keeps having to swat his hand away , but regardless , they both have fun - 👉👈 ?

gender neutral reader is fine , i just laugh at the idea of baking with rob zombie michael myers ☺ -

sorry if it ' s long - i also enjoy your writing lot ' s - i ' m nervous about requesting this ahsndkdjndm - have a nice day ☺🌻

SUGAR AND A LOT

OF CARE TOO

CONTENT:

Pairings: RZ Michael Myers x reader

Tw: none! Just reader and mikey boi being soft for each other

Summary: Michael and you spend a nice day baking. Or well you're baking and he's just trying to make you run out of frosting

A/N: Hiiii! Thank you so much for the nice request and all the kind words^^ don't be nervous!! I love having people asking me to write stuff. It just takes a little bit of time cause between being dyslexic, english not being my first language and overall having the attention spam of a goldfish is making me slow af with writing. Anyhow, RZ MIKEY BAKING IS LIKE TOO FUCKING ADORABLE. Maybe I made him a little bit ooc but I hope you like it anyways!!

If you said to someone that Michael Myers liked to bake with you, they would never believe you. You had to admit you were finding it kinda hard to believe that this is the same man everyone calls the shape of haddonfield, evil himself if you will.

You hear him huffing and you look up from the batter you were mixing to look at him.

You gave him the task of making vanilla and chocolate frosting for the cake and he was actually doing a pretty good job. He carefully added every ingredient to the bowl, it was actually kinda funny seeing a guy as big as him being uncharacteristically gentle when handling something. He kept glancing over to the note on which you had written him the recipe while huffing strands of hair away from his face.

He had started to wear the mask less around you and you were so grateful for that. You loved his face and being able to see how expressive he truly is.

"Wait honey, let me help you" you said softly. You put down the bowl with the batter and went to stand behind him "why didn't you ask me for a hair tie if you needed one??" You positioned your hands on his shoulders, pulling slightly down to get him to lower enough for you to reach his head without difficulty.He instead reached for one of the chairs and sat so you could have full access to his hair more easily.

He knows he can ask you for a hair tie but he likes it better when you run your hands through his hair to tie it up. He loves the sensation of you combing gently his long, blonde locks and it takes a lot of self control to not just smile like an idiot every time.

As you tie his soft hair up you hear him sigh with content and you know better than pointing it out so you just smile to yourself.The nice moment comes to a short end when you see Michael straight up dipping his index finger inside the frosting "Michael! If you keep doing that we're gonna run out of icing!" You couldn't hold back the laugh as you playfully swat his hand away, gaining a death stare from him.

You're telling THE Michael Myers what to do? Buckle up cause you started a war you will not win

"Don't look at me like that big guy, you- HEY!" While you were talking and trying to act big and tough he got up, reached to take the spoon he was using for mixing and without even thinking about it he just shamelessly licked the icing from it. Your face went through all the 5 stages of grief in one second. As soon as you tried to take back the spoon he just lifted his hand higher where you couldn't reach it (which didn't need to be much since he was already so much taller than you)

You could see the amusement in his eyes as he watched you jump up and down to reach the spoon.

"Michael!! I swear if you don't give me that spoon" you breathed out when you suddenly felt a big hand making its way on your side under your shirt just to feel his fingers starting to mercilessly tickle you.

"NO NONONO STOP STOP" you laughed out trying to get away from his playful attack. He just wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you closer to his chest, making sure you didn't have the opportunity to run away. He kept on torturing you, moving swiftly his fingers and watching how you wiggled against him giggling and trying to push him away "OKAY FINE FINE YOU WIN!" You were out of breath so you had to just admit your defeat. When he stopped, you sighed with relief while placing your forehead on his chest and trying to steady your heartbeats. He mindlessly runs his fingers through your hair while waiting for you to catch your breath.

You relaxed under his touch and resting now your chin on him, you crane your neck to look at him smiling sheepishly.

"You're awful, you know that right?" His gaze softened as the corners of his mouth tugged up into a smirk. "Yeah you know, let's finish this cake before you get sick with the frosting" he nodded and reluctantly let go of you to go back to his taks. When the cake was done (with you having to keep the eye on Michael all the time) you both eated a piece, Michael having more than one, seating on the couch and watching a horror movie Michael wanted to watch with you. Days like this with Michael makes it hard for you to remember how life was before he came into your life. The only thing you know is that you would never want to go back.

#slashers #slasher community #slasher fandom #horror movies #slasher fanfiction #slasher x reader #michael myers #rz michael myers #halloween #michael myers x reader #rz halloween #slasher imagines

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alixisbored · 3 months

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Albedo - Bi. He’d be really sweet. He’d talk your pants right off.

Alhaithem - Bi. Probably dom. If you can get him to care.

Itto - he’s an idiot and probably decent in bed. Straight. Sub.

Baizhu - gay. Switch. Definitely has some kinks.

Beidou - Ningsexual. Dom.

Candace - straight switch.

Charlotte. - bi. Crazy. Will talk a loooottt.

Chevruse - straight. She’s chill so probably switch.

Cyno - straight. Dom, with work.

Dehya - lesbian full stop. Dom.

Diluc - stright. Jeansexual.

Eula - husband say’s straight dom. I’m not asking questions.

Faruzan - uninterested. Completely.

Furina - bi maybe once she not so broken. Pillow princess and a screamer.

Ganyu - straight sub. Vanilla. Boring.

Hu Tao- straight probably also vanilla af.

Jean - see Diluc

Kazuha - straight. Definitely killer in bed. He’d be soft, but he’s also the kind of guy that will make you swoon with a kiss. (I’ve put too much thought into this clearly)

Kaeya - gay. Ummm. Sub.

Ayaka - straight vanilla pillow princess sub.

Ayato - straight want to say vanilla because he’s boring af, but… switch because mischief.

Kaveh - gay sub.

Keqing - bi. Sub.

Sara- husband says electro dommy

Shinibu - straight switch. Mostly uninterested due to dealing with a man child.

Lisa- anyone.

Lyney - I want to say gay, but going to go with bi. Stupid story quest. Boy stop.

Mona- sub. Straight.

Navia - straight. Lumine bff. Switch.

Neuvillte - ace/aromantic absolutely not even entertaining the idea at all.

Nilou- straight boring vanilla

Ningguang - lesbian sub for a pirate.

Ei- lesbian sub. Miko. That’s all.

Rosaria- dom straight.

Kokomi- fish boring pillow princess. Also straight.

Shenhe- bi. Switch.

Heizou- straight. Switch. Charming little fuck will also do swooning things.

Childe- straight. Switch. He’d want the power struggle. He’d also want to win.

Thoma- straight. Switch. He’d just want to make you happy. A lot.

Tighnari- is a fennec fox so I can’t believe I am even considering this…. Bi. Probably sub but he’d probably die if someone tried to hold his hand.

Venti- rizz aside he inhabits the body of a fucking minor as he has admitted so nope. That’s gross.

Scara- … me: dom. Husband: dom that will fumble. Straight.

Wriothesley - I straight dom. Husband say sub cuz work.

Xiao- bi. Switch. You’d have to force him to dom though because he is a damn cupcake who doesn’t want to hurt anyone. That’s even if you manage to get through the centuries old wall he’s built around him.

Miko- lesbian dom. Ei.

Yanfei- do you want to know the legal codices of literally anything?

Yelan- bi. Dom. Nothing sfw to say.

Yoimia- straight wild. Will probably wear you out.

Yun Jin- do you like opera?

Zhongli- spending money he doesn’t have. Honestly, he’s pretty as fuck, but definitely not interested in anything outside of frivolous spending.

#genshin impact #headcanon #drunk silly shit with my husband #ships are dumb

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trashbinbackyard · 1 year

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mmmmmm ivana hecca and cameron

TTT - the trans trio

🥵 : Is your OC perceived as physically attractive to others? Is it at first glance or is it something that takes more time to reach fruition?

Ivana: Not really at first glance, nor really the type to grow on most people. She’s very tall for a woman, and muscular, and doesn’t really use makeup or anything, she’s just not in a lot of people's wheelhouses, but it’s fine, and she doesn’t really care. (she does wonder what Carmina saw in her)

Hecca: She’s very traditionally hot, big boobs, wide hips, makeup, sexy clothes

Cameron: He’s pretty hot to most people I think, just a tad short. He has a cute face, enhanced by his facial hair, great hair, in shape. Makeup only adds to it

💦 : Is your OC’s attractiveness based on looks or a more intangible aura?

At least her unattractiveness is based purely on the mean aura around her. So in turn she’s more physically attractive

Absolutely both, she’s physically an absolute babe AND she’s kind and loving and fun and outgoing and one of the nicest people you can meet on the outer rim

I guess there’s a type who are also into the whole gas station guy -type of vibe. But also both, maybe more his personality though, he’s funny, kind, caring, just fun to be around etc. and he just happens to be hot

💪 : What is your OC’s most physically attractive attribute?

Her face is long and angular and quite unique looking. And her hair is long and very well-kept

I don’t wanna say bazoingas but they are what most people she knows would say. Her body is just a work of multiple surgeries art

He would say his tattoos, and his facial hair, later he thinks his crows feet are hot af

🧠 : What is your OC’s most mentally attractive attribute?

She’s smart, hardworking, and cares deeply about those (two) people she cares about

She’s an explosion of positive energy, optimist to a fault. What she lacks in intelligence she makes up in being SO genuine

As a musician he’s very creative, he’s funny, and very supportive and accepting of others

👀 : Does your OC believe they are attractive? Do they use that to their advantage?

Not particularly, and it isn’t a huge concern for her

I don’t think she’s aware just how hot she is. Every free drink she’s gotten she thinks is thanks to her beautiful smile and wonderful attitude

He thinks he’s ok, with friends like Aaron it’s kinda impossible to think you’re the hottest on in the room, but he’s not insecure either. (Damir hitting on him boosted his confidence a bit before he learned that he pretty much hit on everyone)

👃 : Does your OC smell good? Do they have a signature scent?

She smells like her deodorant, so… kinda pleasant? At least you know she’s showered. At the office it’s rude to use strong smelling perfumes and such and with her line of work why on earth would you. When on a date with Carmina she asks if she can put some fresh, airport bathroom -ass scent on her, but if Carmina is sensitive to smells she wont

You bet your ass she’s coated with some bath and body works warm vanilla sugar. She likes sweet scents, and fruity scents

AXE DARK TEMPTATION, SPORTS, MEN, 5 IN 1 SOAP SHAMPOO CONDITIONER MOTOR OIL AND BBQ SAUCE (look he didn’t get to be a 16 year old boy so)

👂 : Does your OC have an attractive voice?

If you’re into husky voices yeah

I think her voice is kinda high and her intonations not pleasant to absolutely everyone, but she makes it up by being hot and a wonderful person

He sings backing track frequently, he has a trained voice and is pleasant to hear, not really super unique that makes you stop and say “woah” but it’s up there

🚲 : Does your OC enjoy playing the field? Or are they more monogamy-minded?

She’s never played the field, Hecca approached her, Carmina approached her. Very monogamous and committed when in a relationship

She played the field to find someone monogamous (she doesn’t have the right idea but she is enthusiastic)

He’s been pretty reserved on the dating front, (i think be might be demiromantic demisexual gay), very much monogamous

😍 : What does your OC find irresistible in others?

On personality? Being interesting. Physically? I think you’ve noticed lmao (boob)

Being fun, similar style, tattoos

Also being fun, loud, chaotic yet genuine, and tattoos

💘 : Is your OC a very good flirt? Are they charming?

Not really, she tends to be pretty socially awkwards and very straight to the point

She’s very charming, flirty too sure, but contrary to what you may think she doesn’t flirt often

Look, he’s not the most suave one out there, but he can put on a good flirt should the need arise. And i guess there’s charm in being a silly guy as well

💋 : Is your OC a good kisser? How do they do it?

Not terrible

She’s pretty good, if you don’t mind the teeth

Out of these three I think Roo’s the best kisser

🦴 : Does your OC have much sexual experience? What are they like?

A few, from previous serious relationships. Basically just learned what she’s into

She’s experienced, tried a lot of stuff, with a fair amount of people

Not huge amount, maybe in college a guy or two

💞 : Do they treat sex casually or do they view it as something with a lot of emotional weight?

It’s kind of a mixed bag, she views sex as an act that could be casual, but she herself wouldn’t do it casually you know?

Kinda both, she’s slept around before, but also feels like it can be so much more when there’s emotions involved

He’s pretty serious about sex (not during, gotta keep the mood fun and light), but being demi there need to be that emotional connection

🔥 : What’s a surefire way to make your OC get flustered?

Tasteful (or untasteful) cleavage. Physical touch with intention

Being either pampered or manhandled

Genuine “I love you”’s that aren’t followed with “no homo tho”

🧸 : Into public displays of affection or are they more reserved?

Link arms, hold hands, maybe a kiss on the cheek/forehead when she knows for sure none of her coworkers can see

Very affectionate in and out of public, will stick to he s/o and cover them in kisses

Not huge of PDA but not reserved either, knows the concept of time and place, quick kisses are all good and fun, sitting on the s/o’s lap (or vice versa) also free game

💌 : How would they plan a romantic evening for a significant other?

💐 : What is their courting style? How would they woo someone?

Be attentive, get them small gifts that remind her of them, offer help to anything, let her guard down, give compliments

Make extra time for them, ask about their day and what they’re doing, “this reminds me of you!” -texts

“Yo check out this meme”, no but in all seriousness, having fun together, showing his instruments, just spending a lot of time together

👙 : What kind of underwear do they use? Is it pretty or functional?

Boyshorts and sports bra’s kinda lady. If the occasion calls for it, can be seen with cupped bra and panties that show the (very toned) ass (still black and laceless)

She has a good 50/50 split on purely functional and purely racey. Sometimes it’s fun to put on cute undies for the workday at the laundromat, it’s her little secret that makes her feel a little prettier

This man has 3 pairs of weed boxers and 5 pairs of flame boxers. (the rest are all black functional)

#Hecca is bomb.com #cameron is up there #and ivana #she's not ugly but isn't a Looker either #it's the husky voice and serious demeanor isn't it carmina #also she has a great style tbh #turtlenecks #long coats #omg ivana dresses like re village chris redfield #i broke the code

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hoghtastic · 2 months

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Taurus men (dating one, this is what I observed): they are incredibly loving, selectively loyal, vanilla type of guy, fixed on ideas, if they like something hardly one can change his mind, they would need heavy proof and still they can't believe they had it wrong (kept telling mine to have a certain color of wood floor, he didn't listen and went with his idea and in the end it he changed it all as it was cheaper that way than to change the furniture), they are sensible, even though they don't show it, they tend to shut down and turn in putting big walls, I've seen with other taurus friends that they all internalize a lot, which is why some of them turned to different stuff to release it: boxing, gaming, exercising, heavy dj-ing.

Most of them are visual creatures prone to distraction. My ex bf loved routines, his room had to be clean but were days when it was messy af, they love productive communication, to work hard, they really tune in and give it all.

If I remember something will post again.

Thank you for sharing more on this topic, anon! 😃 Always an interesting read!

#anon asks #astrology

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justtryingtolosesomeweight · 1 year

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hello, complaining again. So I’m not following any diet really- just kind of fucking around high res. although I’ve had 1300-1400 which feels high af- 1300 is pushing it but I don’t wanna look at 1400. But even though I’m saying that I believe I may have moved into a gym era of sorts. Okay, so I did think it was pathetic to kind of restrict and binge for two months and then move onto gym era but that’s one sixth of a year right there that I’ve wasted so something’s got to give. Also, you ever realize how skewed your sense of calories is? Like we tend to bemoan our fifteen extra calories for days and then you look at others and they’re like oh, fuck, I’m doing this super low cut of 1600 calories and I’m 5′5. Had a couple of those moments. For instance, I’m like if I reach my “limit” in myfitnesspal I’m failing and then I remember that I’ve set it to the lowest I can as a guy. And I think that they’re lying to me every time I say I’m done for the day and they’re like wah, you aren’t eating enough even though those numbers are the lowest you can do safely. Lol. Good times.

Also, I keep calling my 1200-1400 bulking. I complain and it does agonize me a little to eat so much but I am enjoying the fact I don’t go to my room and just watch food videos ‘cause I’m thinking about what I can’t have, what I have to make tomorrow, what I can turn into a fucked up mess of sugar alcohols and air to fill my stomach. Instead, I’m trying to eat as much protein as possible, works out because they tend to be less calories. OH FUCK- hold on let me rant aobut kazu_diet on youtube. he makes cakes and breads and shit and all of them are like 400 ish for a whole ass cake. His tofu cake is god- fuck shove some protein powder it’s 30 grams of protein for half of it at 215ish calories. Although I’ve been making it with real sugar because it gives my brother trouble and it’s still 295 calories for half and let me tell you it’s fukin’ dense, you will probably not want to eat the other half until at least an hour passes. Let’s see, if you use protein powder and don’t add more liquid to account it will be dry as fuck. And that does not count the frosting which I’ve been making with oikos triple zero vanilla which brings it up 55 calories for half at 350 cals and 37.5 grams of protein. Again with real sugar, no stevia- which you can use at your own discretion. I’m not sayin it tastes like amazing but it’s a cake and it’s a protein dense bitch. Also, no one will probably eat it because it’s tofu. Sucks for the soy intolerant but condolences every day fam.

anyhow that was my rant on tofu cake- you like? Of course, you do, anyhow on to something completely different and personal-- actually, I’ll spare you. this seems like a draft topic until I can give it a full post. Just the perpetual agonies as per usual

#it'sgoingtoraintomorrowforsure

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legally-fallout-trash · 2 years

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Incorrect Fallout 3 Quotes #2

Charon, trying to get a couch out of the upstairs Craterside Supply: Pivot!...Pivot!....Pivot!....PIVOT!...PIVOT!! PIVOT!!!!

Butch: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Charon: Okay, I don't think it's gonna pivot anymore.

Butch & Lone Wanderer: YOU THINK?!

Charon: Fine...let's bring it back down and try again.

All Three: *Struggling*

Charon: I can't believe that didn't work!

Lone Wanderer: I know! You even had a sketch!

Butch: Oh, hey, Charon? What did you mean by pivot?

~~~

Charon: Man I'm feeling down.

Butch: Would it help if I got the suit?

Charon:...yes.

Butch comes in wearing a banana suit and holding maracas:

~~~

Fawkes: Are we really going to let Lone keep Jericho? Charon: We kept Butch. ~~~

Fawkes: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Jericho: Several traffic violations.

Butch: Three counts of resisting arrest. Charon: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Lone Wanderer: Also, that’s not our car.

~~~

Fawkes: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Charon: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Lone Wanderer: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Butch: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Jericho: My moral code, is that you? Fawkes: Fawkes: I was just gonna show you this trunk Uncle Leo left me but do you guys need a hug?

~~~

Fawkes: What’s something you guys are better than Butch at? Lone Wanderer: Mario Kart. Jericho: Yeah, video games. Charon: Emotional vulnerability.

~~~

Fawkes: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one! Lone Wanderer: Tubular AF! Butch: Mood to the max! Charon, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it. Jericho, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

~~~

Bumble: What does 'take out' mean? Lone Wanderer: Food. Butch: Dating Charon: Murder Jericho: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD!

~~~

Lone Wanderer: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Butch will and will not eat. Charon: Grass? Yes! Lone Wanderer: Moss? Yes!! Charon: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Lone Wanderer: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Charon: Worms? Sometimes! Lone Wanderer: Rocks? Usually nah. Charon: Twigs? Usually! Lone Wanderer: Jericho's cooking? Inconclusive! Fawkes: How did you… test this? Lone Wanderer: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Fawkes: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Jericho: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

~~~

Fawkes: Where's Lone, Charon, and Butch? Jericho: They're playing hide and seek. Fawkes: Where? Jericho: I don't think you get how this game works.

~~~

Jericho: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Fawkes: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Jericho: Three of us saw it, Fawkes. How do you explain that? Fawkes: *Points at Charon* Sleep deprivation. *Points at Butch* Paranoia. *Points at Lone Wanderer* Delusional personality disorder.

~~~

Jericho: Truth or dare? Butch: Dare Jericho: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Butch: Hey Lone? Lone Wander, blushing: Yeah? Butch: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Charon.

~~~

Fawkes: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Fawkes and Lone Wanderer, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Butch: Our turn, Charon! One, two, three- vanilla! Charon, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

~~~

Jericho: I just ended a four-year relationship. Fawkes: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Jericho: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Butch & Charon fighting from across the room*

~~~

Charon, Lone Wanderer, and Butch are sitting on a bench Fawkes: Why do you guys look so sad? Charon: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Fawkes sits down* Lone Wanderer: The bench is freshly painted.

~~~

Fawkes: Can I be frank with you guys? Butch: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Charon: Can I still be Charon? Jericho, drunk: Shh, let Frank speak.

~~~

Cross: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Charon: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Fawkes: I personally was created in a lab. Lone Wanderer: I just straight up spawned lol.

~~~

Butch: Yo is Jericho sleeping or dead? Charon: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts. Fawkes: Yeah, so did I. Jericho: Okay first of all, fuck you-

~~~

Fawkes: How did none of you hear what I just said? Lone Wanderer: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Butch: I got distracted about halfway through. Jericho: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

~~~

Butch: *Screams* MacCready: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Fawkes: Should we do something? Lone Wanderer: No, I want to see who wins.

~~~

Fawkes: Wake me up… Lone Wanderer: Before you go go! Butch: When September ends… Charon: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

~~~

Fawkes: Dammit, Butch! Butch: What?! It wasn’t me! Fawkes: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Lone! Lone Wander: Not me either. Fawkes: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Dogmeat: *Barks*

~~~

*Jericho is helping Lone Wanderer out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Butch: How does Lone look?

Charon: A little better than you, actually.

#incorrect quotes #fallout #fallout 3 #jericho #butch deloria #charon #fawkes #lone wanderer #maccready #rj maccready

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latte-fairytaekwoon · 3 years

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𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏 (𝑲𝒂𝒏𝒈 𝒀𝒆𝒐𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒈) 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅

Pairing: BFF! Kang Yeosang (Ateez)/ BFF! Reader (Female)

Genre: Smut, Slight Angst, Fluff, Non Idol! AU.

Synopsis: Yeosang decides to show and prove to his best friend that slow and sensual sex is superior to rough fucking.

Word Count: Around 3-4K

Warnings: Mentions of smoking/drinking, oral sex (f receiving), fingering, nipple play, semi-drunk sex, sex taping (with consent), sweet vanilla sex with music/ led lights in the background, protective sex that transitions to unprotected (always do safe sex), creampie, best friend/ non-romantic relationship (?)

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"Room for one more?"

Turning her head in the direction of the deep, husky voice next to her, Y/N shrugged her shoulders.

"I don't really care. Not my place anyhow."

She lifted the almost finished cigarette to her lips. Taking a small puff of it, she blew out the smoke with then turned back to the dark brown male that had now taken a seat next to her on the porch.

"Want the last one?" She held up her cancer stick for him to take.

"No thanks." He shook his head.

Y/N scoffed at that. "What? Not hard enough for someone like you?"

Throwing the tiny butt onto the ground, she didn't care at all to put it out. Rolling his eyes, Yeosang extended his leg to finish the task of making sure she didn't set anything on fire.

"Sucker." Y/N repeated what she'd often call him.

"Dumbass." He counteracted her attack with his own nickname for her.

"Why are you even out here? Wouldn't you rather be inside and join in on the fun?" She asked him.

Picking up a nearby stick, Yeosang began drawing random shapes on the ground below him.

"What do you classify as fun? I mean, besides destroying your lungs and aging faster."

"Haha, you're so fucking hilarious." Y/N replied sarcastically.

"As if you're any better Yeo. I'm surprised you're not stumbling back to your shitty apartment with either Hwa or Joong helping your wasted ass."

"Need I remind you that you practically live in my so called 'shitty' apartment cause your roommate can't stand you at the dorms." He snorted at her.

"It's not that she can stand me! I can't stand her bringing her douche boyfriend in the middle of the night or at odd hours of the day just so they can fuck each other's brains out!" She exclaimed in frustration.

Smirking at her, Yeosang couldn't help himself as he said:

"Maybe you should get your brain fucked out once in a while. Might help you be a little less bitchy."

Y/N scoffed.

"I'm not bitchy and I certainly don't need it."

"Your face says you do. Like seriously Y/N, when was the last time you got a good fuck? Let me guess. Probably 8 months ago when you let Youngbin pound you behind the bleachers?" He laughed at her.

"Ok! You know what?! Fuck you Yeosang! I can't believe you brought that up!"

Standing up, she began to storm away from him, away from the party and decided to just go to the nearest bus stop so she could go hide under her bed and pretend she didn't exist. Crossing her arms over her chest, she shivered slightly when a slight breeze blew against her. But still she continued walking, not paying attention to the voice calling out for her from behind. She had gotten a block away from where she was when she heard the sound of something scraping against the pavement behind her.

"You're hard to find." Yeosang came up next to her, his feet firmly planted on the skateboard under him.

"And you're hard to get rid of." She threw a passive aggressive smile in his direction.

"Listen..." Shifting the board to the left, he blocked her from walking any further.

"I'm sorry ok? I didn't mean to upset you." He apologized.

"You didn't really upset me.....I just hate bringing that jerk up again."

Yeosang chuckled at her pouty expression. Getting off the skateboard, he kicked down on one of the sides, making it fly up so he could catch it with his hand and tuck it under his elbow.

"Come on. Wanna hang out at my place tonight?" He offered.

"Still got leftover booze from last time?" She asked in anticipation.

"Now who's the alcoholic here snip?"

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It was well past 11 and Y/N had already downed more than half the bottle of the hard liquor. She lifted the glass up again to her lips when she was stopped by her friend beside her.

"Easy tiger. I think you've had more than enough."

Taking the bottle away from her, he wiped the top off before taking a quick gulp before setting it down somewhere next to him.

"I'm not even drunk yet.." Y/N mumbled out.

"Certainly not, but you're definitely not sober. So I'd say you're just a tad bit tipsy."

Y/N shoved him with her shoulder when he tried to lean his head on her.

"No. Go away. I'm still mad at you." She barked at him, clicking her tongue in annoyance.

"So I take it I'm sleeping on the couch again?" Yeosang raised an eyebrow at her.

"Well I certainly aren't. Shit's uncomfortable af."

Standing up, she threw her crop sweater over her head and tossed it somewhere in the room, her black shorts soon following after. Yeosang barely batted an eyelash at his friend's actions, so used to her walking around half naked around his place.

Slumping down on the bed, she reached into Yeosang's dresser and opened the drawer, knowing she'd find his stash of tootsie pops in it. Picking out a cherry flavored one, she unwrapped it and popped it in her mouth, discarding the wrapper on the waste bin a few feet away from her. Turning on her back, she hummed softly before taking the lollipop out of her mouth momentarily to pat on the empty space next to her and say:

"Sangie, come here. I wanna cuddle."

Yeosang grumbled at her words.

"Whatever happened to me sleeping on the couch?"

"Never said you should. Now come on." She repeated at him.

Yeosang sighed in disbelief, seriously questioning why he even put up with his friend for so long. Removing his plaid pullover hoodie and black skinny jeans, leaving him in just a plain white T-shirt and his black briefs, he slid down next to Y/N and wrapped one of his arms around her waist.

"Happy now?" He inquired of her.

Y/N shifted a little so that they ended up in a more comfortable spooning position.

"Yeah I guess." She murmered softly.

Yeosang began to draw circles across her hip, occasionally pulling the side of her black panty and making it snap against her skin, making Y/N swat his hand away whenever he did.

"Can I have some?" Yeosang gestured to the candy in her mouth.

Pulling it out with a loud 'popping' noise, Y/N held it out for him to take. Putting it in his mouth, Yeosang sucked in it briefly then took a small bite out of it before handing it back to her.

"Heathen." Y/N derided him when she saw the mutilated lollipop.

"Puss." He snickered at her.

They laid there in silence for a few minutes, the only sound coming from them was the occasional sighs or hums that would elude from their mouths. Getting tired and bored of the painful lack of noise, Yeosang reached for his phone and connected it to his bluetooth speakers. Scrolling through his playlist, he smiled smugly as he found the one song he had been listening a lot to lately and did not hesitate to start playing it. Y/N jolted a little when the blaring of trumpets resonated through the room.

"Jesus fucking christ, why must it start in such an unholy manner?" She complained as she shifted a little in Yeosang's embrace.

Yeosang couldn't help but laugh softly.

"And you know that's not the unholy part about it."

Y/N couldn't help but smile at the sincerity of his words and especially not when the first verses started.

~Tell me what it is you wanna know

Finish up the bottle then we'll go, babe~

"Speaking of which, we didn't finish our bottle."

Y/N made a move to get up, but Yeosang pulled her back down, this time making her lay on top of him.

"Kang Yeosang!" She grunted at him, eyebrows furrowing at him.

"Snippy pants." He winked at her then placed a kiss to her nose.

His hands began to travel down the curve of her lower back, momentarily resting on her ass, his fingers digging into her soft skin.

~I'm too phased, it's too late

But coming down is all I ever do, babe, yeah~

"Pervert." Y/N accused him when he slapped her ass lightly.

"You weren't complaining when Youngbin-"

Y/N silenced him with a kiss to his lips, her tongue running across his upper lip. Yeosang tried to capture her tongue with his teeth, but she pulled back before he got the chance, making him whine softly.

"Mention that atrocity one more time and I will blow up your dick." She threatened him.

Yeosang couldn't help but poke fun at her.

"I wouldn't necessarily say no. I've heard your blowjob stories."

Y/N smacked his chest.

"What?! You think guys don't talk about it around me? They don't hold back just because we're close." He ruffled her hair.

"What about you? How come I never hear any stories from you? Is our little Sangie an actual saint?" She jeered at him.

Yeosang smiled softly, his hands pulling on Y/N's bra strap.

"First of all, let me assure you I'm not little.."

Lifting his hips up slightly, he grinded against her so she could feel his semi hard on. Y/N widened her eyes momentarily, her subconscious wishing he'd repeat the action one more time.

"And I'm not a saint. I'm just not as promiscuous as the other guys, that are into rough fucking all the girls in our class." He explained as he moved Y/N's strap so it fell off her shoulder.

Y/N couldn't help but look at him incredulous.

"Seriously? Getting fucked like a pornstar is one of the best feelings ever. Best kind of sex there is."

"I beg to differ babygirl. I find it to be completely overrated." He mused softly before placing a kiss to her exposed shoulder.

~And I'm so down if you're ready

I'm floating but I'm heavy

And I'll show you if you let me, girl~

"So what? You mean to tell me vanilla sex is better?" She rolled her eyes.

Yeosang couldn't help the mischievous smile that formed on his sculpture like face.

"It's not just better.....it's superior."

Yeosang's hand grabbed the remote next to his lamp, which he promptly turned off. Clicking on the first button, the room instantly illuminated a dark red from the LED lights that Yeosang had installed when he first moved into the apartment.

"Want me to show you?"

Y/N hadn't even responded but Yeosang was already unclasping her bra. His hands caressed her exposed back as he patiently waited for her answer. Feeling brave, Y/N sat up to let the garment fall off her body and onto the floor. She looked back to see Yeosang's reaction. He bit his lip, his hands gripping the sheets beneath him in an effort to contain himself from touching her before she gave her consent.

Y/N leaned down, her hand cupping his chin.

"Show me then."

Closing the distance between them, she kissed him tenderly. Yeosang hummed into the kiss, his fingers tucking a side of her hair behind her ear.

~I don't know if you already know how

But girl, I got the feeling that you know now~

Yeosang's tongue pressed against her bottom lip, making Y/N chuckle, but nonetheless granted him access to her mouth. Holding the sides of her neck, Yeosang swirled his tongue inside her, before pulling her own into his mouth to gently suck on it.

"Hehet....you smell like alcohol." He said in between their makeup session.

"Shut up and kiss me you dork."

She pulled him back in and deepened their kiss, her mouth hungrily and sloppily kissing his, her lips trailing across his chin and jaw at times.

"Fuck. How desperate are you?" Yeosang asked.

"A whole lot, now can you fucking stop being the ass you are and get on with it?" She pleaded with him.

In a flash, Yeosang flipped her onto her back. Burying his face in her neck, he placed open mouth kisses across it until he found exactly what he was looking for when Y/N's breath hitched.

"Found you."

Yeosang began to suck onto the sensitive patch of skin he had discovered. Y/N tilted her head to give him better access, which he took complete advantage of. Yeosang only pulled away after making sure there'd be a crimson red mark for anyone to see the following days. Satisfied with his work, he moved further south and began to kiss down her sternum, his hands going from her hips to her waist.

His lips went from kissing in between the valley of her breasts, to gliding over and taking one of her perky nipples into his mouth. His other hand made sure that its twin wasn't left unattended as he pinched and played with it delicately between his long and slender fingers. Without realizing it, Y/N arched her back, making Yeosang smile against her skin.

"You're definitely enjoying this." He teased her, biting faintly on her tiny bud.

"Sh-shut up..." She mumbled.

"And I haven't even gotten to the fun part."

Yeosang dragged his mouth painfully slow down her stomach, placing open mouth kisses on several parts of her skin. Once, he reached her belly button, he couldn't help but feel a little playful. Pressing his face down, he blew against her skin, causing her to squeak and giggle at the vibrations.

"Sangie!" She gushed at him and his awfully cute action.

"Sorry." He apologized but the sparkle in his eyes indicated he was anything but.

When he realized he was in between her legs, only a piece of fabric separating him from her most intimate place, he looked back up at her, mentally asking her if she still wanted to continue. Maybe it was the partially drunk part of her brain or maybe it was the sober part, either way, Y/N nudged Yeosang with her knee, urging him to do something.

Getting the hint, Yeosang grabbed the sides of her panties and began to rid her of them. Y/N lifted herself up so the process was easier for him, and even parted her legs for him, her neediness wanting him to just do as he pleased.

Yeosang inhaled and exhaled sharply as he stared down at his best friend's glistening and almost dripping core, the astonishment and lust in his stare quite unmistakable. His hands wrapped themselves on the back of her knees, his body leaning closer to get a better look at her.

"Well?" Y/N chuckled when he stayed dumb for a while.

Smiling an ironically pure smile, Yeosang didn't take his gaze off from between her legs as he responded:

"It's pretty.......so fucking pretty."

Turning his head, he kissed her right knee tenderly, dragging his lips around it. Eventually, he began kissing up her inner thighs, both of them, leaving no spot unattended. Y/N began to breath more rapidly as she watched him earnestly inch closer and closer to her lips.

"Oh-oh..."

Y/N gasped when Yeosang dragged the tip of his nose up her slit, making sure to press down on her clit.

"Fuck! You smell absolutely delicious babe."

Releasing her knees, he brought his fingers up so they could spread her folds apart so he could glide his wet muscle up and taste a bit of her. Yeosang couldn't get enough of her taste, as shown by his relentless effort in licking and sucking at her clit. One of his fingers began prodding at her entrance, swirling around and finally sinking inside her.

"Fucking hell Y/N, you're so tight and you're already sucking in one of my fingers. Seriously how long have you not gotten any dick?" He inquired as he added a second finger, beginning to scissor them inside her.

"Too. Fucking. Long."

Shutting her eyes, her hands went to Yeosang's hair and began pulling at it, her hips pressing against his face.

"Yeosangie..... help me..." She whined at him.

Paying attention to her needs, Yeosang buried his face in her heat once again, sucking and lapping enthusiastically, moaning occasionally as his 2 fingers slid in and out of her at a moderate pace. Y/N's chest began rising up and down, she could feel herself getting closer and closer to spilling all over her friend's face. The thought of her actually cumming in Yeosang's mouth riled her up more than she'd ever think it would. Yeosang felt her walls tightening around his fingers, clear indication she was about to cum. Being the teasing asshole he was, he pulled his fingers out and detached his mouth from her core, panting slowly from having been eating her out so passionately, some of her arousal smeared on his chin, upper lip and even on his nose.

"What the hell you jerk!?"

Y/N sat up, fully committed to smack him across the face, but he gripped her wrists as he forced her back down.

"Calm down Y/N, I promise you'll be cumming soon."

Leaning in, he kissed her forehead lovingly, sending flutters down her body. Her hand placed itself on his chest.

"Off." Although it was technically an order, she meant it more as a request.

Yeosang pulled his shirt over his head, allowing Y/N to gawked at his lean but toned abs and muscles.

"Fuck.......when did you start working out skater boi?"

Yeosang blushed and giggled shyly.

"Around the same time you began showing off your legs a lot more."

Y/N watched in anticipation as he began to remove his boxers. She widened her eyes when she saw her long time friend's cock slap against his stomach, the tip already leaking out precum.

"Holy shit. You weren't kidding when you said you weren't little." She complimented him.

Y/N reached out to try and grab it in her hand, but Yeosang swatted her hand away.

"You can suck my cock another time. Right now though, I'm dying to have it inside your tight hole."

Y/N clenched at the mere thought of having such a good looking cock inside her. She'd never outwardly admit it, but she always had a thing for visual stimulation and above average dicks.

Opening the drawer, Yeosang took out a condom and ripped it open with his teeth, soon rolling it onto his length. He slowly lowered his body on top of hers, kissing her softly as he aligned himself at her entrance. With a roll of his hips, he slid inside her, both of them moaning loudly. Yeosang let a few seconds pass before he began rolling his hips, starting at a slow and steady pace that matched the rhythm of the music playing in the background. His face hid in her neck, biting and kissing at her shoulders as his hands kept her waist firmly planted on the mattress.

"Fuck, you feel amazing Y/N." He whispered against her ear, making her sigh blissfully.

Wanting to dote on her more, he began spurting out a relay of compliments.

"You look so beautiful like this baby. Fuck! I wish I could capture this moment forever."

Feeling bold, Y/N held out her hand and began tapping around until she found what she was wanting to grab. She held out Yeosang's phone to him.

"Then why don't you?"

Yeosang groaned, halting his movements so as to not cum from her insinuation.

"Are you for real?" He wanted to make sure she wasn't kidding.

"Please just don't film my face. I don't want anyone to know it's me in case it gets in the wrong hands or you upload it to a porn site." She stated making him burst out in a lighthearted laugh.

"Oh honey I won't do that. I'm keeping this for my fap material."

Yeosang sat up as he turned on the camera. He began moving once the phone started recording the naughty scene taking place in his bedroom, this time going a little rougher than at first. He loved watching the way Y/N's tits bounced every time he pushed back inside of her. The red LED lights only made it more thrilling, adding a more erotic aesthetic that the camera captured perfectly.

~I'm burning up, yeah, all I see is red, ah

She said "Fuck me like I'm famous"

I said, "Okay"~

Yeosang's free hand ran across her stomach, momentarily pressing down on the bulge protruding from there. Then it began to squeeze at her breasts, fondling and groping them in a not too harsh fashion.

"Yeosang..... I need more..." She spoke out.

Yeosang pressed paused to help her out.

"Want more? Ok. Turn around for me baby."

~Push a little further on the edge

Crawl a little further on the bed, babe~

Pulling out of her, his hands helped her turn her body for him. Y/N immediately got on all fours, but Yeosang pressed his hand on her back.

"As cute as you look right now my friend, that's not what I had in mind."

Pushing her down, he made her lay her body on the mattress into a low doggy position. Y/N looked back at him with a questioning gaze.

"Trust me Y/N. It'll have you cumming in seconds."

Picking up his phone again, he was about to resume recording when Y/N's words made him snap up.

"Sangie please fuck me raw."

Yeosang swore he had a mini heart attack when she said that.

"Y..Y/N....what are you-"

"It's ok! I'm on birth control and I just really want to feel you and have you cum inside me." She confessed unashamedly.

Yeosang thought about it for a minute before deciding 'screw it' and threw away the condom that was wrapped around his dick. Pumping himself a few times, he finally pressed record again, wanting to capture the moment he entered his friend completely raw.

This time his thrusts were more deep and fast paced, wanting to have Y/N come as fast as possible, which wasn't going to take too long, if her now loud gasps and moans were a major clue.

"Oh- oh my g-god!"

Y/N now understood what Yeosang meant when he said he'd have her cumming in seconds. With his cock pushing in and out of her rapidly it made the mattress underneath her rub against her clit in the most addicting friction she'd ever had.

"T-told you so.." Yeosang couldn't hide the shit eating grin on his face, which Y/N would have slapped off if she could see it.

Gripping at her hip harshly, he angled himself so he could hit that special spot in her, finding it quite easily after many practices in the same room from past lovers. Y/N tried biting her lip but it wasn't enough so she resorted to hiding her face on the pillow in front of her, muffling her near shrieking moans.

~You're buried in the pillow, yeah, you're so loud

But I'm about to show you, baby, slow down~

Lifting her head up slightly, she tried to warn him.

"S-Sangie...I'm gonna-"

She threw her head down again, not wanting Yeosang's next door neighbors to complain next day about the noise, given how thin the walls were.

Positioning his phone on the dresser, Yeosang crouched down and lifted her face up to look at him. She looked almost completely fucked out, her hair sticking onto her face, sweat beads piling on her forehead. Yeosang kissed her messily, his mouth silencing some of her moans as well as his own.

"Go ahead gorgeous. Cum for me. I'll be right behind her."

Yeosang let out a deep, gutteral moan when he felt her clench around him, her body shaking underneath him as she came hard. A series of cursing ensued as he spilled himself inside her, coating her walls with his cum. He slowed down his movements, but never halted them completely, wanting her and himself to ride out their orgasms. When he finally stilled inside her, he grabbed his phone again and held it close to where their bodies connected.

"Holy shit. That's so hot." He said in an almost gloating tone as he pulled himself out of his best friend and watched as part of his cum seeped out of her.

Turning off the camera, he reached for the box of wet tissues on his nightstand and began wiping Y/N down. Tapping on her shoulder, he asked:

"You ok there bud?"

Y/N let out a muffled "Yeah."

"Cute." He shook his head.

Turning off the music, he plopped beside Y/N, turning her so they could resume spooning like they were in the beginning.

"So....?"

Y/N opened her eyes and tilted her head to look at him.

"So what?" She looked at him rather puzzled.

"Do you agree now that vanilla sex is superior?" He wiggled his eyebrows at her.

Y/N hummed as she pondered about it in her head. Turning around so her body faced his, she pulled him closer.

"I don't know.....might need a little more convincing..." She joked.

Yeosang took notice of the slight smirk that tugged at the corners of her lips. Wrapping his arms around her, he kissed the top of her head.

"Oh trust me. I don't think this will be the last time...."

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If your requests are open - it says they are but I always like to double check- could you do the OM brothers with a F!Mc that starts dating a girl from RAD ? I want pretty demon lady ... please devs make a female option.... 😳😳😳😳😳 if the relationship doesn’t work out that’s fine! I’m just simping for women

Requests will most likely always be open because I can never get enough of reading about these ideas and stuff... IDK I’m obsessed lol.

More lesbian MC stuff.... feeding me lately, Mira. Because I’m impulsive af I am now casually inserting an OC how everyone will eventually get to know better~... DW. She’s mostly nice.

Introducing, The Manipulator! Or as you may call her, Liza!

She has a bit of history with the boys, but nothing intimate. Without further ado, let’s get into the HCs.

F!MC Dates a Demon Girl from RAD

Lucifer is the first one trying to put a stop to this. How the fuck- why the fuck- what the fuck? When did you even get in contact with another demon? You were meant to be monitored 24/7 while out, especially at RAD. Did Mammon or any of his other younger brothers leave you unattended for that long!?

Not only does he, and most of his brothers, not like Liza, but they’re also incredibly jealous. It’s not like they’re owed anything, but...

Really? Of all the demons in this realm you’d pick, it’d be her? Now sure, none of them are perfect... Maybe with exception to Asmo with how often he cries about it, but...

Okay so maybe the pickings aren’t that great. They’re all guys and... maybe you just want to spice things up with a girl? They can understand that. I mean they clearly all like you in some shape or form.

Satan tries to understand her. They both have issues to work through. Serious ones. Ones regarding their situation around birth. He’s meant to be a constantly angry person, but he doesn’t want to seem that way. Liza is seen as someone who only lies, cheats, and manipulates to get what she wants... but Satan can see that’s not all she is. He’s suspicious of her, but doesn’t question it too much.

Belphie, just like Lucifer, is not having it, though. Liza? Really? If he weren’t trying to be respectful of your choices, he’d immediately list every reason why you shouldn’t have picked her. She’s manipulative- worse than him- she’s a liar, and she’s really mean. There were rumors she was created to be the exact opposite of Asmo, even.

But alas, they all keep their mouths shut. Life is good for you here in the Devildom, and who are they to stampede on that?

Things with Liza are actually great too. She takes you out almost daily, and while she can’t spend the night in the HoL for... various reasons... she visits when she can. Usually baring a gift.

She brings food or little plushies most of the time. Eventually she starts upgrading to gifts that last longer in your room. She takes to even bringing over beautiful Galaxy Roses just so you have something to have from her.

Don’t think your clothes are safe either. Nuh-uh. She’s taking your sweatpants, hoodies, jackets- all of it. Sometimes she gives them back. Most of the time she doesn’t. Your stuff is now her stuff. And her stuff is still hers but... she’ll share. :)

Because the guys clearly aren’t a fan of her, you two spend the majority of your time out together. Liza promises Lucifer that she’ll take good care of you. He doesn’t believe it, and thinks she’s plotting something, but realistically, she’s in love. Truly in love. Father may have made her differently from Asmo, but he gave her the ability to love and treat what’s hers properly.

Hell, there was a time when some demon was threatening your life over something. Probably a stupid thing, like bumping into them while walking. Before either of you could even swing, she had the demon in a headlock, threatening to snap their neck if they didn’t get down on their knees and apologize to you. You’d never been so moved in your life.

Speaking of her strength; it is considerable. She catches Beel at the gym often- in fact, he’s caught you both at the gym a few times before. He thinks its... a bit awkward. He and Liza hada few conversations, and she was nothing but considerate to him. But something always felt off. Like she was hiding something.

While respectful and willing to listen, Liza isn’t too keen on being... soft? She doesn’t mind vanilla, but I mean... You’re her little bunny. Are you gonna upgrade to Rope Bunny or what?

She is one of those types of people who are very straight forward. If you have a problem, she works to find a solution instead of outright comforting you right then and there. She often forgets there’s an emotional side to tend to, rather than a logical one. She does try to fit in the comforting afterwards, offering a hug and cradling you in her arms. She shushes you and kisses the top of your head, hoping that she’s doing it right.

As for having space...? Yeah, you can have it. Just ask. She doesn’t mind it. Honestly just tell her anything and she’d be willing tot ry and make an adjustment. Keyword is try.

She’s not really known love for thousands of years. True love anyways. It’s a work in progress, but if you tell her you don’t like one thing, she’ll try to do the exact opposite. If you tell her you need some time alone, she won’t throw a fit. Just huffs a little before leaving.

She’s a biiiig texter. Like... your phone will be blowing up. Morning texts every day without failure. They’re unique too, not a copy/paste. Way too many emojis.

Good🐣morning🌅 My MC💖🔥! I hope 🙏🏿 you had a great 👍🏿 sleep 😴. Here’s to a ✨ really great👌🏿day, 🏞️ my 💗 beautiful❤️incredible🌟love! I left you 🥺 a special bento 🍱 this morning! Please enjoy it! 💝💟

She’s honestly not perfect. She’s sometimes too clingy, and other times she’s a bit aggressive. She’ll ramble on about the guys, forgetting you live with them and know them so well. They’re like family to you, and you’re actively bad-talking some of them. Especially Lucifer. She’s pretty defensive about it too if you try to tell her to cut it out.

“MC... You have no idea how much suffering I’ve been through because of them. They’re cool people and all but... I can’t always been friendly about them, ya’know?”

She tries though. Kind of. The only one she can kind of have a conversation with is Satan. Maybe Beel ona good day.

Oh and competitive... don’t play games with her, please. She’ll get pissed off and sabotage everyone. No one is safe from her when she plays CLUE or Scrabble. She’s a lil’ dorky.

Having a pact with her isn’t that much of a big deal, really? She sort of... offers it to you one day. Like “Hey, so when are we gonna make that pact?” And then cringes at herself because she could have done so much better.

Like she sort of sees pacts as an engagement. Is she moving too fast? That’s up to you. But please make a pact with her. She loves you, MC. She wants to protect and hold and love...

Aside from all this, when you do go back to the human world, she’s right there at the portal giving you a hug and kiss goodbye. She doesn’t shed a single tear. At least not in front of you. When you are gone though, she’s much more angry and irritated. She’s snappy with the people around her, and she’s hurting because she never realized how dependant on you she was.

She needed you to feel like she was normal. Like she was excepted. It’s not like you’re gone forever, but you won’t be back in.... who knows how long?

You’re allowed to summon her whenever, at least. But just... obviously not as often, because getting back home can be annoying. Also because Lucifer is usually there, scolding her about “heading out without letting someone know.” As if she has much of a say. She usually doesn’t, with him talking so much. The bastard.

All in all, with Liza she is a girl who has your back. A bit much at times, but who doesn’t like a bit of excitement in their lives? She wants you to be able to understand her struggles, but it’s not her place to even tell her own story anymore. She just wants to forget, move on, and be with you. So please. Please stay in the Devildom a bit longer, next time...?

#wow #a bitch is tired #ive been so excited about this ask lmfao you have no idea #obey me #obey me hcs #obey me headcanons #obey me oc #liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiza #you finally have her nameeee #The Manipulator #is actually.... not as evil as you think(?)#im definitely adding more at some point or another lol #im just so sleepy tonight eek

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Noble citizens of the aspirationally decadent Conglomerated Nation of Bitches Get Riches: let’s have a lil’ chat, shall we? It’s been a while since we chatted about our favorite topic: ourselves!

We hope you’ve enjoyed season two of the Bitches Get Riches podcast. Recording it was a bright spot for us during this dumpster fire of a year, so thank you all for listening.

As we wrap up another season, we had a few notes to share with you. Including some more personal reflections about how we’re doing, where we’re at, and what the future holds.

Let’s get into it!

Merch is back online

If you visited our Etsy shop in the last few months, you might’ve noticed the physical merch—tee shirts and coffee mugs and tote bags and such—wasn’t listed anymore. Basically, when lockdowns started, it caused a lot of disruption and delays on orders. Not wanting people to be stuck waiting for stuff, we decided to take it all offline, and only offer digital merch.

As of today, we’ve reactivated everything! But please keep in mind that there may still be delays, depending on what’s happening in the world! We appreciate your patience, if patience is indeed called for.

Visit Our Etsy Shop

Season one transcripts

Next, we wanted to let you guys know that we now have transcripts available for season one of the Bitches Get Riches podcast!

We’re committed to making BGR as accessible as we possibly can. We know that some people can’t hear, or struggle to absorb information aurally, so transcripts were something we’ve always wanted to offer.

… But, you know, at the end of the day, we’re just two people! Transcribing and editing audio is time- and labor-intensive work, and there just aren’t enough hours in the day for us to do it along with the fifteen million other things we have to do.

We were able to offer season one transcripts thanks entirely to A Purple Life, a peerlessly talented and wonderful fellow blogger who selflessly made it happen. (If you don’t already read her stuff, you’ve already disobeyed us, as we commanded you to in 10 Rad Black Money Experts to Follow Right the Hell Now. And for that, we’re strongly considering smiting you.)

We’re incredibly thankful to Purple for her hard work on this. But we also feel strongly that this DESERVES to be paid work! So the release of season two transcripts is dependent on getting more Patreon donors to offset funding it.

Season 1, Episode 1: “Should I Tell My Boss I’m Looking for Another Job?”

Season 1, Episode 2: “How Should I Behave on My First Day at Work?”

Season 1, Episode 3: “My Parents Have Bad Credit. Should I Help by Co-signing Their Mortgage?”

Season 1, Episode 4: “Capitalism Is Working for Me. So How Could I Hate It?”

Season 1, Episode 5: “I Don’t Love My Job, but It Pays Well. Should I Quit—or Tough It Out?”

Season 1, Episode 6: “I Lent My Boyfriend Money. He Took It to a Casino.”

Season 1, Episode 7: “I’m Terrible at Budgeting. Do I Suck It Up—Or Is There Another Way?”

Season 1, Episode 8: “My Mother Demands Information About My One-Night Stands.”

Season 1, Episode 9: “I’ve Given up on My Dream Career. Where Do I Go From Here?”

Season 1, Episode 10: “I Want a Pedigreed Dog. She Wants a Rescue Mutt. It Turned into a Fight… and the Fight Got Ugly.”

Season 1, Episode 11: “I Feel Cornered by a Friend Who Keeps Asking to Borrow Money.”

Season 1, Episode 12: “Should I Believe the Fear-Mongering about Another Recession?”

Bonus Episode: Merry Bitchmas! The 2019 Star-Studded Holiday Spectacular

For transcripts, scroll to the bottom of each episode and click “episode transcript.” Or read them directly in the podcast player of your choice!

Podcast reviews

We also super wanted to thank all the people who’ve etched their names in blood upon the dusty pages of our dark grimoire written reviews for the show on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, and other places!

We are beyond flattered by the kind things you guys have said about us. Like MoonPetalLily, who described us as “the snarky older sisters [they] wish [they] had.”

FunshineKelly said our “advice helped [them] land a $20k raise and a signing bonus without crying even a little bit.” GOOD! We don’t support tears in the workplace! Not even in the sanctity of your car parked way in the corner of the parking lot. Keep it together!

And God bless MelHubbs, who said, and I quote:

They’re prepared, and still relaxed; informative, and still light-hearted; comforting, and still sexual. It’s everything you could ever want in a podcast, in an internet personality, in your sisters-in-arms against the terrible war between capitalism and what humans actually need to survive & thrive. One of my favorite things about them is that they don’t have any corporate sponsors or ads, so you know what they’re saying is what they mean, not what their advertisers want them to say. If you’re able, support them on Patreon! If you’re not, listen to their podcast, take their advice to heart, reflect on your options, make your moves, then, with your newfound financial independence, become a patreon!

MelHubbs, you joyful sonnet!

Your review is so good that it reads suspiciously like something we paid you to write! But we’re too cheap for that—IT REAL!

Bitches Get Riches at the crossroads

All right. Time to level with you guys.

In keeping with 2020’s overarching theme (“everything is pure shit”), this year has become a real “shit or get off the pot” moment for the two of us.

Although I’m comfortable and doing fine, Piggy is still unemployed. And last week she received the last unemployment check she’s entitled to. It sucks. And it’s scary.

Being a partnership is awesome in almost every way. But one way that it sucks is that we have to earn double the amount of money to be truly profitable! (And no, before you ask, it’s not possible for us to only pay Piggy. Believe me, that was our original plan—but it turns out that’s not allowed in a 50/50 legal partnership. We must pay ourselves equally, or Uncle Sam will spank us. And he doesn’t do it in the sexy way—only the traumatic way!)

Piggy is doing okay for now. She has freelancing work, and an intact emergency fund. But understandably, anxiety and worry take their toll. She’s pushing through it, but it’s hard. Creativity and passion can’t thrive for long without some measure of safety and stability.

During these scary times, our Patreon community has been a lifeline. As more and more of you have joined us, it’s slowly crept up from grocery money to grocery and utility bill money! So thank you, thank you, from the bottom of our hearts thank you to those who’ve stepped up and joined.

But we’re kind of at a crossroads. Because of Piggy’s situation, we really need it to become “paying the mortgage” money. And it’s gotta get there pretty fast. Otherwise, it’s just not fair to ask Piggy to invest so much of her time in Bitches Get Riches, when she could be taking on higher paying freelancing work to keep herself afloat.

And trust me, you do not want a BGR that’s too Kitty-heavy. I am longwinded af, slowly losing my abilities to think and spell, and take every possible detour to inject disgusting sexual comments wherever they are least germane (although idk maybe you’re here for that).

Our new goal for ourselves, and you

With all of that in mind, we have a new goal: to produce season three of our podcast, we need 500 total Patreon donors.

Today we have… 294. So that’s, uhhhhh… a really ambitious goal!

It’s probably too ambitious. We’re probably gonna fail. Who cares, it’s 2020! The planet is on fire and god is already dead, so we have no reason not to give it our all!

We are leaving this in your hands. We—Piggy and I—believe that the world would be a better place if people could hear reliable, relatable financial wisdom funded by regular people, untainted by corporate sponsors with deep pockets who want us to push their capitalist crap upon you. And 294 of you have already demonstrated that you believe that too. Thank you, thank you, infinity thank yous to all of you who are already a part of our Patreon community. You are shining stars that smell faintly of vanilla.

For the rest of you: if you like what we do and you want us to keep doing it, please show us that you believe in it too. You can do that by joining us at the Bitches Get Riches Patreon.

We hope to be back soon for a third season. Until then, stay safe, stay sane, wear your masks, triple-check that you’re registered to vote, and save room for dessert. (What’s for dessert? So glad you asked—it’s the rich!)

For now, Bitches OUUUTTTTT!

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dizzydancingdreamer · 3 years

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Hey, I love you!

So I wanted to do something to show my appreciation for you all! You guys are always in my inbox, always hyping me up and making sure I’m okay, and I am so terrible at messaging people and jumping in people’s inboxes but I wanted you guys to know that I love and appreciate you all!! Please don’t think I don’t, I know I’m bad at responding!!

Anyway I did a fun lil thing-- here are some aesthetics and songs we could fall in love too!! They’re songs that I think either fit your vibes or have pretty lyrics that I like and it’s all in good fun!! Pretty songs for pretty mutuals!

Also I’m not putting this under a cut so y’all can deal with the long post

@activist-af : My forever partner in crime, please run away with me and elope

Streetlights on Mars (Stripped) | Jackson Penn

“Even if we don't know where we are

Falling so hard

Here in the dark

This is the start”

Better Together | Jack Johnson

“Yeah, it's always better when we're together”

Alone Together | Fall Out Boy

“'Cause I don't know where you're going,

But do you got room for one more troubled soul?”

I Miss You | Blink 182

“Hello there,

The angel from my nightmare...

We can live like Jack and Sally

If we want”

Meet Virginia | Train

“Well here she is again on the phone

Just like me hates to be alone

We just like to sit at home, and rip on the President”

@elijahs-wife : ultimate cool girl vibes, step on me please I beg

Winona Ryder | Picture This

“And I get nervous when I am around her

'Cause I worship this woman from the ground up

And I'd do anything just to spend a while

Anywhere when she's there”

She Is | The Fray

“She is everything I need

That I never knew I wanted

She is everything I want

That I never knew I needed”

Let’s Fall in Love for the Night | FINNEAS

“Let's fall in love for the night

And forget in the mornin'

Play me a song that you like

You can bet I'll know every line“

Sex & Candy | Marcy Playground

“In platform double suede

Yeah there she was

Like disco lemonade”

Chariot | Gavin DeGraw

“Your favorite fruit is chocolate covered cherries

And seedless watermelon, oh

Nothing from the ground is good enough”

@imaginearyparties : Sweet beyond measure and reliable, let’s picnic

Line Without a Hook | Ricky Montgomery

“She's a, she's a lady, and I am just a line without a hook"

Honeybee | The Head and the Heart

“I can't imagine how my life would be

If all your gravity did not hit me

Oh, don't you see?

Darling, my honeybee”

If You’re the Coffee | The Arcadian Wild

“If you're the milk,

I'm the cookie.

If you're the coffee,

I'm the cream”

The Saltwater Room | Owl City

“When we're apart whatever are you thinking of?

If this is what I call home why does it feel so alone?

So tell me darling, do you wish we'd fall in love?

All the time, all the time”

She’s so High | Tal Bachman

“She's so high

Like Cleopatra

Joan of Arc

Or Aphrodite”

@hellotvshowtrash : A mama mia, rollercoaster, ride or die friendship and I am so down

better with you | Virginia To Vegas

“But I know all these memories I hold onto

Would’a been better with you”

Sister Golden Hair | America

“Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, sister golden hair surprise

And I just can't live without you, can't you see it in my eyes?”

What Am I | Why Don’t We

“And one day we could be

Maybe more than two lost souls just passing by”

I Will Follow You into the Dark | Death Cab for Cutie

“If Heaven and Hell decide that they both are satisfied

Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks

Then I'll follow you into the dark”

Mr. Jones | Counting Crows

“She's suddenly beautiful

And we all want something beautiful”

@dumble-daddy So cool it’s almost intimidating, supportive rockstar, need I say more?

Accidentally In Love | Counting Crows

“So she said what's the problem baby

What's the problem I don't know

Well maybe I'm in love”

Glycerine | Bush

“It must be your skin, I'm sinkin' in

It must be for real, 'cause now I can feel

And I didn't mind, it's not my kind

It's not my time, to wonder why”

head first | Christian French

“You hit me like a tidal wave, I'm falling off

You got me hypnotized, mesmerized

Wrapped around your finger”

Count on Me | Bruno Mars

“If you tossin' and you're turnin' and you just can't fall asleep

I'll sing a song beside you

And if you ever forget how much you really mean to me

Every day I will remind you”

Green Light | Lorde

“But honey I'll be seein' you 'ever I go

But honey I'll be seein' you down every road”

@mikaelson-emma : Literally the sweetest person, 10/10 would cuddle

Sweet Pea | Amos Lee

“Hey, sweet pea

Apple of my eye

Don't know when, and I don't know why

But you're the only reason I keep on coming home”

Heart’s Content | Brandi Carlile

“We bite our tongues

And our fingernails

We fall in love

And we don't fall out

Maybe we speak too soon”

Tee Shirt | Birdy

“In the morning when you wake up

I like to believe you are thinking of me

And when the sun comes through your window

I like to believe you've been dreaming of me”

She’s Good | Ron Pope

“Like the remnants of this whiskey

She'll keep clouding up my mind”

Vanilla Twilight | Owl City

“I'd send a postcard to you, dear

'Cause I wish you were here”

BONUS-- SONG FOR ALL OF Y’ALL:

She’s So Lovely | Scouting For Girls

“I love the way she bites her lip

I love the way she shakes them hips

I love the way she makes me drool

I think that she is beautiful”

#Dizzy loves her mutuals #why are you all so amazing???#all my love #cym sort of #support your local mutuals

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collecting-stories · 4 years

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Vanilla Sundae - t. 04 - Sarah Cameron

Summary: Just light smut.

A/N: If you haven’t listened to the playlist at all...definitely listen to this song! Vanilla Sundae is incredible.

7 Scenes from the Same Summer Masterlist | Outer Banks Masterlist

✰ I may never find another like you ✰

There were things in the distance that you were mildly aware of. Your record player humming some song that was a little too sad for the moment, or maybe that was just a foreshadowing undertone. The sort of thing you read about or see in a movie that you just know is going to play into the greater story later on. For now, though, much like the candles burning on your desk, it was just a background prop. Another thing that was happening that added an unneeded ambiance to the room.

You could light a million candles and play every song you knew, you could be laying in complete darkness without a sound being made, or you could turn every light on. None of it mattered. The only thing that mattered was Sarah, though to be fair that was usually where your head was at.

There had been no clothes to be rid of, that had been done hours ago. After John B had called the day before you had spent a significant amount of the day in bed, letting it turn to night before Sarah told you that she thought she made up her mind. And even though her voice was a bit wavering when she said she was done with John B, she kissed you so surely that you believed her. And maybe it was just so she could feel something different but you had a hard time caring about that. Even now, in bed with her after the night before, you couldn’t bring yourself to think long term.

All that really mattered was her. The softness of her tanned skin as you kissed a path from her neck to her breasts. She wrinkled her nose at the slightly sticky feeling of your chapstick as it left a trail of where you had been. If the summer had given you anything it was an excuse to unabashedly stare at your best friend without feeling like a creep leering at some guy’s girlfriend. You could look and, happily enough, touch. Your hands brushed against her breasts, your touch so light it was like you weren’t even there, goosebumps erupting on her skin. You pressed a kiss above her right breast, soft skin molding in your hand as you ran your tongue over her nipple, the sweetest of moans escaping from Sarah’s lips.

You didn’t linger too long on her breasts though you could have spent a lifetime if you were given the chance. Last night had felt a little rushed, like you had only an allotted amount of time to prove your devotion before she changed her mind. Left you in a haze as she went back to John B. And even now, as you pressed feather light kissed to her stomach, watching her muscles contract from the ticklish sensation, you knew that you were only given what she was willing to let you have. A moment with her, a lifetime bottled in your childhood bedroom as rain mixed with the sound of the static from the record player and you held her hips.

You took the time today, hands moving her legs apart as you kissed her inner thighs, letting yourself feel every part of her body. You weren’t usually one to care but you couldn’t deny that the smoothness of her skin as you ran your hands up her thighs, felt like velvet. There were millions of times, drunk on the couch in your dorm room, when you had declared your love for Sarah Cameron, telling her how beautiful, how stunning, how much of a goddess you thought she was. She was always drunk too, always doing something embarrassing like trying to show off her non-existent dance skills or singing off key and she always appreciated the compliments. You would’ve showered her in thousands of compliments a day if you could’ve. Drunk, sober, it didn’t matter.

You were dumbly and ridiculously in love.

“You’re amazing,” you commented, voice soft and reverent as you kissed just below her belly button, following an imaginary trail down until you were kissing just above her core. Sarah closed her eyes; hands already gripped the bedsheets as she bit her lip.

“I’m not doing anything.”

“I disagree,” you chided, pressing your fingers between her folds, breath hitching at the sensation as they slipped in with ease, soaked from her arousal.

Without missing a beat, you moved back up, kissing her mouth. Her hands came up immediately, caging in your face as her tongue slipped into your mouth. You held yourself over her with one arm while your free hand continued slow ministrations, brushing her clit with feather light touches.

“I love you,” Sarah breathed out, her voice like a whisper.

You pressed a kiss to her jaw, closing your eyes as you let your forehead rest against hers. You wanted to say it back. To tell her that you loved her too and that you had, practically since you met her. How cliche was it? The best friend pining for the girl. You’d finally gotten her and when she said those words you closed your eyes and pretended, she didn’t. You worked her through her orgasm, kissing her when she got too noisy.

“God you’re so loud,” you teased as she came down, eyes hooded and looking at you like she actually meant that it when she said she loved you.

“You should be happy, means you didn’t suck.”

“I didn’t but I can.” You replied. She laughed, squealing when you pressed your lips to her neck and sucked.

You laid down beside her, wrapping your arms around her and smiling when she draped a leg over yours. She pressed herself against you, running a hand up your side and brushing fingers just beneath your right breast. “I meant it, ya know? I love you.”

“Sarah-”

“I know what you’re gonna say, that I’m just saying it because I’m missing John B or because we’ve spent the entire morning in bed but I’m not. I mean it. I fucking love you.” She said, kissing your neck, your chin, your jaw, until she got to your mouth. The lightest kiss was placed there, her lips barely brushing yours.

“You know how I feel Sarah,” you replied, eyes on the ceiling as you tried not to look at her.

“You don’t have to say it yet, I’ll just keep saying it until you believe me.” She said, moving so she was hovering over you, forcing you to look at her. Sarah brushed her nose against yours. “I love you.”

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