the reason why izumi is an only child

pov: the jasmine dragon, ba-sing-se, like 15 years post atla

izumi, aged 5, cutely sipping at a cup of tea: papa, why don’t i have any siblings? i’d love a little baby brother or sister! it’d be fun!!!!

iroh and zuko:

lmao toji is hella mad cuz i every compliment i receive ends with "leave toji. i'd treat you better"

okay the pot analogy sucks.

rephrasing time.

theres eight me's in my head. BUT they are all blurry and all me and can barely even recognize themselves. i dont know who i am, we can try to catagorize but it just doesnt seem possible because we're all julie. but i dont know. god i wish i knew what was wrong with me. uhm its not DID cuz thats like multiple DIFFERENT people who are like individuals. soo ya thank u for reading mwa mwa i will show you my cat as well

character rant

watching greys anatomy and im at the end of season 5 and im pretty goddamn sure its an important turning point for george's character. fuck the wedding (im in love with the wedding) but whats going through my head right now is george, stupid silly dependable stable george. it breaks my heart that his specialty is in trauma, silly man who never panics and stays calm and plans ahead. hunt was right to tell him that his specialty was in trauma, i mean it was staring us in the face during the earlier seasons in the elevator scene. george with his stable, steady hands and unflattering demeanor. i can't i feel like im going insane the people around him think he's incompetent because he failed the interns exam but he's arguably the most competent person in the whole group. i just love him i dunno i think the narrative needs to treat him better because i bet my bottom dollar he will break if hunt drowns him in trauma cases. i love him and i want him to be treated better but... but im also rubbing my hands evilly at the very idea of him snapping under the weight and-- well trauma of the trauma specialty.

IM CRYING HELP

I just figured out how Blood Writ will end if the MC is romancing one of the vamps. I think it will be a great end to the story, but I'm also sure ya'll will want to string me up if I go through with it...hmmmm, decisions, decisions...

Come on, you all know imma do it!

TACTICAL WHALE YOOOOOOOO

Eleanor: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Josephine: *shocked pikachu face*

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I love how me and Eli are talking abt how we first met/when we started talking

There's something inherently aexual in wearing dirty/smelly clothes or being unwashed/dirty

What do you mean "sorry for the dirt?" I will devour you, cunt

why do you change every character to be black? can you not relate to characters unless they look like you? do you have an empathy problem or something

The fact that you talked about Martian sex at all

No judgement, but miss mongoose what did you expect?

I WAS EXPLAINING THEIR BIOLOGY 😭😭