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leisi-lilacdreams · 4 months
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Purple Squared
making my favorite fic writers cry as payback for making me cry and the cycle goes round and around
parry's wrinkly cause he's oooooold dude's like 40, stressed, and a single parent of 10 kids lol all things considered he's aging well
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wackom · 2 months
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The Beast that Bothers
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months
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Knowledge Revenge.
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silkentine · 2 months
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In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!
(original below)
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devilofthepit · 5 months
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2024:
1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!
2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX
3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER
4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT
5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED
6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING
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wombrion · 7 months
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part 2 - part 1
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twilight-zoned-out · 10 months
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Some things about Allan:
He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator
He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover
He also declares himself as “Ken's buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting
He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)
He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight
He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies
He knows what NSYNC is 
He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)
There are no other Allan models
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eklmrlos · 5 months
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not responsible for my actions
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non-bird-nary · 1 year
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VOTE NOW!! SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!!
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aleatoryw · 14 days
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the reason Jenny Nicholson's review of the starcruiser hotel is so damning imo is that she went in completely non-cynically. if you've watched her previous videos it's apparent she loves both star wars and theme parks; she's basically the ideal customer for an experience like this. she was clearly trying to engage with the story elements and experience everything the trip had to offer, she likes kitschy animatronics and special effects - and she still had such a bad time! it's blatantly obvious the actual customer experience was an afterthought to things that would make good photo ops and tiktoks, and the whole trip relied on the functionality of an app that seems thrown together last minute. as someone who also loves star wars and theme parks, it's a real let down - but this is basically what disney has been doing since they bought the star wars ip, so I guess I'm not surprised.
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kikipancakes · 7 days
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Gentle persuasion
A veeeeeery loose sequel to this (x)
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pinkcultgirl · 9 months
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hey breastie i mean uhhh girl best friend
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dapper-lil-arts · 4 days
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If Twilight Sparkle had whatsapp 🤣🤣🤣
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macbethz · 7 days
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I AM A HIGHER DIMENSION LIFEFORM. I AM A COMPLEX SPACE-TIME EVENT.
prints!
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tourdion · 5 months
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iliketurtles55 · 11 months
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(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)
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