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Part two
Moon signs and your mum
Cancer moon 🌑🥀💫🦀♋️😇
I’ve noticed with cancer moons, they fall into one of two categories. They fall into the one where they can be quite abusive with their mother, or they are attached to their mother dearly. They will defend their mother to her deathbed mother is everything think their moonshine is cancer. That is the home of the moon, the mother everything where you came from and have this moon placement is really significant specially for the likes of someone like Drew Barrymore, mother was a stage mother and not very good to do. She let her go out partying and taking drugs when she was like 13 maybe younger, and of course she’s a Pisces, and that’s like that goes through the territory and a Gemini rising, if they have that right It’s very sad I feel like cancer so good at picking up the energy of a room and knowing how to deal with it. You also get the stone cold ones who are like don’t care and we’ll just do it as they don’t care about the social graces and they don’t care about trying to fit in which to me is actually a lovely trait. You know where you are with someone like that rather than someone crawling all over like eczema , they like to either be the counsellor or council others. I had a cancer moon boyfriend. In fact I have had two cancer boyfriends and they had two sides of them. Definitely one of them was an Aries and one of them was a Pisces, the Pisces, one was very deep and sentimental already, but he was also could be an eternal victim whereas the other one was had this weird relationship with his father. The mother was everything he loved his mother and he put a lot of emphasis on his mother and the time they spent together, but his father never wanted him so he always had that energy so my astrology now he’s teaching me teaches me that the fourth house can also be father , it’s a put if a cancer is going to have to choose between a parent every time it is going to be mum, even if they have a very close relationship with the father it’s always going to be my mother . you may have had a mum who is very emotional, very heritage and learning about her lineage, she may have had a very stressful start herself emotionally she in the dark and she could’ve had issues getting pregnant. You may have been adopted she could’ve been Baron on the lighter and she could’ve got pregnant really easily and had a lot of children definitely an emphasis on children and emotions. Your mother may also have been mentally ill and you may have felt like a bit responsible for your mother’s feelings. She could’ve been very emotional about your father or her partners and you have protected for all that cancer and moon, who she loved ever so much .
People say that Gemini or Libra placements can be bisexual or lesbian, but I’ve tend to disagree. I feel like people have got strong cancer placements will either be queer, bisexual, pansexual, bisexual, pansexual and the rest, but some of them may pull against that and be closeted case in point Taylor Swift, a lot of her fans believe that she’s secretly gay and has gay relationships instead of the relationships that her PR team put out and if you listen to a lot of her songs which I haven’t, but I know by listening to her fans they’re very pro woman, and I love that maybe because of my Some of them will be quite stone cold like Kurt Cobain, one of my favourites and Courtney Love they could be a quite wild. Can’t is a crazy fuck at the moonchild. Don’t be too hard on these people because they they have the moon cycle like every two days, and it’s gonna fuck with them specially if they’re a cancer rising, and they’re gonna fill that intensity and ability Mariah Carey Aretha Franklin they’re both Aries and they both fucking speak their truth and they ain’t gonna lie about it they don’t know her.
Some celebrity examples of having a cancer moon would be Courtney Love, Tana, Mongeau, Drew, Barrymore , Mariah Carey, Taylor, Swift, Shakira, Kurt Cobain, because that’s face of his feminine , Drake,  Vanessa Paradis, Gwen Stefani,  Kris, Jenner, Queen, Camilla  Janis Joplin and  Sophie Vergara . 
Leo Moon 🛍️💘✨😎♌️🦁🌝
The Leo moon and the relationship with their mother Leo actually rules the father so to start off with. We’re not rolling a mother like planet. These guys might have quite masculine energy and may have needed a father figure in their life, even though they didn’t get that, so the mother becomes complicated and almost a third wheel on this relationship, I get this as I’ve got a Leo moon sister, and I feel like she really needed a father. Her father had horrible. Things said about him in the family that he was a child abuser, and I’ve never really ever spoken to my sister about this, but my sister exerts such a masculine energy and I get it because I’m Leo son but it feels like a lot of it locked away. She has very sarcastic sense of humour. She’s an Aries son, the mother almost becomes an irritant so the mother on the end may be narcissistic. Maybe all about her a bit of a victim. This is just how the child sees it. It may not be completely true, but the child is true. The mother may also be a bit emotionally distant from the child, and not so attached to the child on the lighter end of the spectrum, the mother could’ve had quite an easy-going approach but could’ve also been strict in earlier childhood and the early years and then when it came to adult which this child peaked to a younger age they didn’t get as much attention as they maybe should from like their brothers and sisters as their brothers and sisters dead they can feel like a bit lost so they could constantly trying to be striving for that male energy in their life, which can be very exhausting like I feel a lot of Leo placements are looking for that father approval daddies daddy saying like it’s okay so on the lighter and your mother could be very kind, very gentle very humbling she could be entertaining. She could be a caring mother a hands-on mother. She could also be shy at times and sensitive and a lot of the times people don’t get this about Leo energy. This may rub off to you. You can be very quiet but you could also have a very sensitive deep side and if people say something to you that well you up you may it may hurt you for a very long time you may all see partners that are quite a bit older than you as that emphasis like I said on the father other than the moon sign previous to you which is cancer which is doing the opposite of what you’re doing. They’re doing it to their mother, not their father so is a Leo moon always know that you are loved whether your father was there or not you are worth to be loved and you deserve that respect. You deserve the love and know that you are worthy of any kind of love and if anybody hurts you, it says more about them and it says about you I know that you’re sensitive Leo I love you as a Leo son kiss kiss examples of Leo moons
Celebs
Lana Del Rey, Megan Fox Monica Bellucci, Julia Roberts, Queen Elizabeth the second, Paris Hilton, Megan Thee Stallion, Renée Zellweger, Jane Fonda, Dakota Fanning
I’ve definitely noticed there’s an emphasis on the father like I said with Leanne and them trying to find that relationship with men that’s definitely examples of the mother also though with people like Megan Thee Stallion who is orphan from young adult from her mum and her dad. Her mum was the one who inspired her to be a rapper, but died just before she became famous Very sad. Lana Del Rey seems to be influenced a lot by men and men culture and sexual culture, but that could be like I say high school rising coming into the mix as well which is also about men because it’s ruled by Mars and then her mum is in cancer. So yeah there’s just a lot going on there I feel like Leo moons are very reserved and back and like I said they’re more sensitive than they let on so if theycome across this shitty or arrogant to you just know that this isn’t who they really are they’re just it’s just a bravado with Leo sometimes
Virgo 🌑 moon 🌚🧐♍️🌪️🍏
If you’re a Virgo man, you probably go out with a mother that was maybe very cautious. She might’ve been cautious about your health. She might have been quite dynamic and flexible. She also might have turned her nose up at other people she might have felt like her actions were always the right actions, and she was always right with that earth, sign energy and your relationship with her may have felt very Verbal all about verbality, she could’ve been a massive talker. She could’ve been very sociable. She might’ve made you be quite neat and tidy and make sure that you had that as an ability to be clean and sensible, she might have also taught you all different types of lives out there and not to get caught up in anything. She wanted to pass you on the front of knowledge with Mercury ruling that sign as well as Gemini means he might have had a very social house I have found sometimes with Virgo means to be quite abusive and like I said with dark side and like it’s end of the signs that not every sign is going to have those attributes, but you need to be aware that you come off is quite abusive, emotionally, passive, aggressive, and almost jealous of other peoples happiness or if this is not the case this is the case with your mother, it can be a very psychic placement.You were taught to be very adaptable for a young age your needs emotionally. You need someone who you can intellectually understand you so when you can have a really good chat with Someone you can bond with on that level, but you say might have a tendency to be an introvert and need your own time you’re not the biggest socialiser ever which is some misconception with Virgos. Virgos can actually suffer with anxiety quite a bit but they might have verbal diarrhoea, if they were brought up in a hectic household they were to self soothe maybe from a young ,age. having this placement, you may have also appreciate where in a conversation and use with as a way to get free things but also you may have a really good sense of humour due to this when it came to hell maybe your mother was over cautious with your health. Maybe you had a lot of health problems or stuff suffered with stomach problems upset stomach or diarrhoea and that comes with the anxiety which rules Virgo and also the stomach. You may find things that are really good for this, such as yoga any kind of exercise, walking or reading, also may have a very good singing voice and may be inclined to the arts of music or playing an instrument. You definitely have the attention span to do so, you may have felt like your mother didn’t encourage you enough at sometimes so you had to do it yourself. Virgo grows up from a very young age and I have noticed this placement moves out of home, very young or to another relatives house and that’s not, Virgo means that’s placements. 
Celebrity placements Sharon Tate,Madonna,Nicki Minaj ,Selma haiak,Blake lively , Jodie foster , Jada pinkett smith ,cab
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Br*ttany is actually a very problematic toxic view of bisexuality. Firstly shes a complete slut, which nothing necessarily wrong with that except its a harmful Bisexual stereotype. If youre going to argue that any Bisexual is confused it would definitely be Br*ttany S Pierce. And she cheats on her significant other all the time. Shittana shippers claim they never cheated on each other but I really dont believe that if Br*ttany thought it wasnt cheating if the plumbings different that she wasnt trying to continue her tradition of sleeping with the whole male student body. Also she never confirmed her bisexuality and she's got some really shit opinions on how gay people act so Im not claiming her
hiding my answer under a cut bc everything i have to say is unpleasant lmao
Literally everything in regards to Britt/any and sex makes me cringe. She makes all these off the wall comments about dating children and babies, and even makes "jokes" (?) about being sexually assaulted or statutory rape (hooking up with the JANITOR??) and it's never even acknowledged
And no obviously the whole "you're just confused" thing is a harmful stereotype about bi people. But Britt/any literally IS confused in her relationships. Bc San/tana is literally manipulating her by taking advantage of her naivety and getting her to cheat on Artie with her. And Britt/any doesn't seem to see the problem with this. Again, bc "the plumbing's different"
And honestly like. Sorry to imagine even more bad shit that could happen between Britt and San bc there's plenty to deal with in canon. But it would be sooo funny and also exactly what San/tana deserved if Britt was like "I'd never cheat on you" and then hooked up with another guy. And San/tana confronts her and Britt's like "but you taught me it was okay bc different parts" alksfjslkg. Like really that's just what I expect to happen down the road 🤪 sorry bout it
side note but if br*ttany literally doesnt know what a toilet is then how did she understand the plumbing metaphor in the first place lol
#glee#lol glee#i hate it here#asks#my thoughts#anonymous#anti brittana#anti brittany pierce#anti santana lopez#we're letting off steam tonight ladiesss
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(🥀) Rani Mukuro
“The strategic heiress of the family is no joke, she will end you not only physically and mentally as well…”
ఌ Rani Mukuro (Chinese: Lan ni ) [named after Lanni I]
ఌ Species : Alamar
ఌ Age: 46,000+
ఌ Sexuality : Bisexual
ఌ Gender: Female
ఌ Height : Changeable : 5’9
ఌ Story:
Born into the very late Era of the Tang Dynasty along with her older brother, but they had a five year age gap. Born to be the oldest daughter to Lanni, the same amount of pressure was put on her.
From her studies alone she gained much knowledge and soon was the smartest and strategic person in the realm, she was also trained in the art of the sword and other weapons as well. Gaining her the title of ‘Strategic Heiress’.
Rani learned how to use resentful energy from her brother and father, hence she would become just as powerful as her brother but lacking in certain areas. Just like Unika and Lanni, they can jump worlds and universes.
The same test to become immortal was bestowed on her as well, however hers was rather different. It was a fierce battle that ended her mortal blood, a war banner was stabbed through her chest as she lay dying in the field. She thought of everything but she still lost.
What seemed like a minute was only a second, her eyes snapped open again and was reborn as an immortal. Pulling out the banner pole from her chest, her wounds healed itself and a new fire ignited in her soul. The ever strategic heiress and goddess of war was born.
ఌ Abilities:
Shapeshifter : Able to turn into different forms at will as she is blessed with many gifts such as flight, enhanced hearing, etc. May also turn into only half of the form.
Mind Manipulation : Able to get into one's mind and force actions and commands out of the one on the receiving end.
Mind reading: Can read one’s thoughts unintentionally or intentionally.
Beast Tamer - Of her elven and Alamar descent, able to communicate with animals as well as tame them.
Necromancy- From her music or just her spells, she can bring the dead back to life. But they have no soul it’s just the body reanimated under her control.
Weapon identification : Can identify any weapon from its material, length, place of origin, who has held it before and how long the weapon has been around.
ఌ Weaknesses:
ఌ Onmyojis : Humans that can channel both Yin and Yang energy, if enough amulets are used physical form can be sealed for an amount of time or destroyed completely.
ఌ Immortal Blades : These blades are dressed in spiritual energy, if sliced by one, regeneration will be slowed by 10-20%. If stabbed then it’s 30-35%. If stabbed by many at the same time, may not able to regenerate at all.
ఌ Genshin AU:
In the land of Teyvat, she is known as the Pyro Adeptus or the Pyro Assassin. Tana Aster (塔娜紫苑).
ఌ Modern AU:
Same like her brother, has survived into modern times, is a popular model.
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Happy pride! Here’s my new icon! Hiroshi Tanahashi is for the bisexuals. Tana’s catchphrase is “愛してます!”; “I love you!”, and bisexuals also love people of all genders! You know how lesbians claim Thor? Well, Tana is the muscle hero bisexuals deserve.
Additionally, “I actually want to talk more about Ibushi” is a common* bisexual mood. Happy pride!
#*source: noted bisexuals rachel breadclub and kenny omega#hiroshi tanahashi#pride#you'd think that he'd be for the aces being the Ace and all#but sometimes stuff just doesn't go how you'd expect it to!#are there bisexual aces? it would seem like no? but idk? do biromantics use the bi flag too?#but tana is for the bisexuals that's just how it is#remember when i thought this image could not be more emblematic of my soul? that was before i superimposed a bi flag over it#icp level miracles#this is kinda for you#opinionatedwrestlingfan#fingerguns
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OC Profile Bloodlines
Tagged by @earthmightiest and @faithchel
TWC FC5
GENERAL
name: Hypatia “Tia” Caro
alias(es): Tia
gender: Female
age: 27
birthdate: December 1, 1990
place of birth: Santa Cruz, California
hometown: Santa Cruz, CA and the open road
spoken languages: English, some Greek and Latin (a better reader and knows more the rules on how to pronounce words), and Math
sexual preference: Heterosexual
occupation: Traveler, witch, trained dhampir, forever annoyance of Conner.
APPEARANCE
eye color: Hazel Green
hair color: Natural Black/Dark Brown
height: 5’9”
scars: No scars but plenty of tattoos (I just never want to put an artist through all the tiny ones and random places of them)
FAVOURITE
color: Sunset Orange and Sky Blue
hair color: Oil Slick style. Basically how she has it all the time.
eye color: No preference but currently pale blue grey 🥲
song: “Landslide” by Jackson Wooten
food: Sushi and Grilled Chicken(many flavors are greatly appreciated)
drink: Alcoholic is an Old Fashioned, Non-alcoholic would be smoothies, though please make sure the green ones are sweet please.
HAVE THEY
passed university: No
had sex: Yes
had sex in public: Yeah. I mean both in bathrooms and storage closets but she also lives out of a van so almost all encounters are sort of public.
gotten pregnant: No
kissed a boy: Yep
kissed a girl: She had to make sure so she did twice.
gotten tattoos: Oh yeah….she has soooooo many
gotten piercings: Just on her ears but she doesn’t always keep them.
been in love: Not until Conner actually.
stayed up for more than 24 hours: Almost. She always almost makes it but just misses the mark.
ARE THEY
a virgin: No
a cuddler: She can be
a kisser: Yes
scared easily: Not really no.
jealous easily: A little but Conner doesn’t give her much reason to be jealous.
trustworthy: Yes she is you can trust her but she holds some reservations about trusting other people.
dominant: Yes
submissive: No
in love: She is
single: Yes and no. She’s holding out for her man!
RANDOM QUESTIONS (tw for self harm/suicide mention)
have they harmed themselves: No
thought of suicide: No
attempted suicide: No
wanted to kill someone: Yes and is capable of doing so.
have/had a job: Yeah a lot of little side gigs.
have any fears: Yes. She fears never having something like home and of being used.
FAMILY
sibling(s): No.
parent(s): Lani Caro (mother, deceased), Unnamed Father (Soon for a name, Alive)
children: None
significant other: Conner eventually
pets: Paps the red tailed boa and Mesa the Aussie Shepherd
GENERAL
name: Constantin Enache
alias(es): Conner Endicott, Khakis, Smallville, Con Con, and other various nicknames
gender: Male
age: 30
birthdate: September 10, 1987
place of birth: Charlottenburg, Romania
hometown: Charlottenburg, Romania and Rexburg, Idaho
spoken languages: Fluent in Romanian, English, Greek, Latin, Italian, Russian. Partial (Could read it better): German, French, Spanish, Japanese, some Scandinavian
sexual preference: Bisexual
occupation: Local botanist/gardener, witch, undercover Alchemist, mafia lackey, Tia’s handler (the most important job he has)
APPEARANCE
eye color: Pale grey blue
hair color: Black
height: 6’3”
scars: A few minor burns along his hands can only really see them if you know where to look
FAVOURITE
color: Purple and like a dark sea foam green
hair color: Light Brown and Multi Color
eye color: Amber and Green
song: “But Not For Me” by Chet Baker and “Basket Case” by Green Day
food: Papanasi (homemade)
drink: Coffee though not too sweet and probably with a shot or two of espresso when needed. Alcoholic though he sticks more to clear liquors and mixed drinks with them.
HAVE THEY
passed university: No he got two years in though.
had sex: Yes
had sex in public: No. He’s not that kind of guy.
gotten pregnant: No
kissed a boy: Yes sir
kissed a girl: Yep
gotten tattoos: Yep. He’s got Along his left ribs: selfless in Georgian - უანგარო, peaceful in Armenian - խաղաղ, healing in Nordic Runes (Elder Furthark) - ᚺᛖᚨᛚᛁᛜ, Alchemy Symbols for Life and Death on the back just between his shoulder blades the highest point of the arcs connecting/interlocking (this was before he was forced to join so it’s a tad ironic)
gotten piercings: No
been in love: Yes
stayed up for more than 24 hours: His record is 76hrs
ARE THEY
a virgin: Nope
a cuddler: Yeah :’)
a kisser: Yes but sometimes you gotta initiate it and then it’s all over!
scared easily: He’s more paranoid then scared
jealous easily: A bit yes. He can get over it but he’s very cold shoulder type.
trustworthy: Not really….it’s a bit complicated. He only trusts three people entirely.
dominant: Yes
submissive: His anxiety allows for this but he’s stubborn when he wants to be.
in love: God yes!
single: Yeah he’s also waiting for Tia. :’)))
RANDOM QUESTIONS (tw for self harm/suicide mention)
have they harmed themselves: No
thought of suicide: No
attempted suicide: No
wanted to kill someone: Yes and no.
have/had a job: Yes, though he spent most of his working life helping mom out in her shop.
have any fears: Yes. He fears the undead (as one should), being deported as he’s pretty sure he and his mom are in the states illegally, and more develop as events happen.
FAMILY
sibling(s): None
parent(s): Zabine Enache (Mother, Alive), John Constantine (Father, Status Unknown) hush I’m aware but like it’s very possible he’s a real person in some capacity, Stasia (Ancestor, he is a direct descendant)
children: None
significant other: Tia eventually
pets: If Mesa could talk she would call herself his familiar but he’s yet to fully accept it.
GENERAL
name: Born Liana Enache chooses to go by Stasia
alias(es): Stasia, Tana, and Stella
gender: Female
age: ~500 years old
birthdate: Unknown
place of birth: In what is now Lithuania
hometown: Unknown but not too far from Charlottenburg.
spoken languages: Lithuanian, Romanian, English, Russian, Ukrainian, German, there are many others that while not fluent she can hold basic conversations in or can better read than speak.
sexual preference: Not specified as she chooses to not use labels but if you had to she’d agree more with aromantic bisexual.
occupation: Witch, Strigoi leader, Boss Ass Bitch, CEO of a trading company with many small businesses.
APPEARANCE
eye color: Blue Green but more leans to blue
hair color: Black
height: 5’6”
scars: None thanks to her life extending spells.
FAVOURITE
color: Purple and White
hair color: Light Brown
eye color: Emerald Green
song: “Oxygan una Xacarilla” by Rafael Antonio Castellanos
food: More inclined to pork and anything Carly makes for her. Stews are fairly common
drink: Whiskey and Brandys. Also lattes with whipped foam.
HAVE THEY
passed university: Yes, in computer science
had sex: Yep
had sex in public: Yes not so much in modern times though
gotten pregnant: Yes
kissed a boy: Plenty
kissed a girl: Yeah Carly’s been her favorite.
gotten tattoos: Once but she healed it away. She got curious.
gotten piercings: Just her ears
been in love: No
stayed up for more than 24 hours: Yes. She makes many worldly visits.
ARE THEY
a virgin: No
a cuddler: No
a kisser: Sort of. She’s not in a relationship so she doesn’t all the time
scared easily: Hahaha Good luck.
jealous easily: She can be but it’s more situational and is an emotion that is pushed down.
trustworthy: No. Just….no.
dominant: Yes very much so.
submissive: Nope never really was.
in love: No not really
single: Yes
RANDOM QUESTIONS (tw for self harm/suicide mention)
have they harmed themselves: Yes but for spell work only.
thought of suicide: No
attempted suicide: Uhm kind of ish. She wanted to see how far her immortality would take her and tried to jump off a building.
wanted to kill someone: Yes and has done it many times over.
have/had a job: She makes her own jobs so yes.
have any fears: Being without her power, no control, and getting old with little to no legacy.
FAMILY
sibling(s): Sabine Enache (Identical Twin, Deceased) and two unnamed Brothers (Both Deceased)
parent(s): Unnamed Mother and Father both deceased.
children: Ozana Enache (Deceased), Zabine and Conner Enache (Direct descendants, Alive)
significant other: None (though you could put Carly under this label if you wanted)
pets: Her Strigoi lackeys
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How gay would you rank all of the lords?
Let’s break them up by gender, because my skill with this is very uneven.
For the men, from gayest to least gay:
(Romantic) Paired Ending Tier
Ike - pretty obvious, only has same-sex paired endings and has minimal chemistry with any female character even in FE9 where there are actual supports and the localization was trying to push Ike/Elincia.
Dimitri - two same-sex paired endings, and Dimidue is essentially canon in all non-AM routes even if it ends tragically. He’s also got the gawking and wrestling with Balthus to indicate their mutual appreciation of the male form, and I guess the identical scripting with both genders of Byleth apart from the female version’s S rank counts for...something, maybe. How much chemistry he has with his various potential wives is a subject for debate, but I think he’s solidly bi with a preference for men.
Notable Subtext Tier
Eliwood and Hector - their relationship is like an early modern romantic friendship, where they each get married and have children but maintain a close lifelong bond that might involve getting naked with each other from time to time, or at least some kissing and cuddling that they consider a natural extension of their friendship. It’s like Dimilix without all the friction.
Ephraim - pseudo-medieval equivalent of jocks trading handjobs and blowjobs in the locker room is him and his Christmas knights all over. They might keep this up in their endings on the DL.
Sigurd - might have fooled around with his school buddies (especially Quan, easily the most male-oriented of the three) but it never meant much to Sigurd as he was forever destined to be Deirdre-sexual, Jugdral be damned. This says more to me about Quan than it does about Sigurd, honestly.
I Guess If You Squint Tier
Chrom - with Frederick, although it seems mostly one-sided and is played for laughs. Bara crack with Vaike perhaps?
Claude - technically has two paired endings with men, but one is pure politics and the other is no homo’ed. Is also so emotionally guarded that his chemistry with any other character is sparing, including both genders of Byleth
Marth - he and Merric are the original lord/wind mage duo that inspired Ike/Soren, but as with so much from Archanea there’s just not much there
Seliph and Leif - the FE4 Gen 2 lord trio lacks the backstory dalliances their fathers had, and there’s not much for them otherwise. Leif has marginally more to work with re: Asbel in FE5
Roy - ...Wolt? I think I saw someone write porn of them once.
Alm - Ram villager orgy, for crack. Lower than Roy because Alm/Celica is a central part of Echoes’s story and as such neither character has room for much else.
For the women, same thing but no categories because there aren’t as many and I’m not so good with F/F subtext:
Edelgard - multiple paired endings with women, although oddly the only one other than Byleth to read as particularly suggestive is the one with Manuela. May not deserve to be at the top for being so heavily Avatar-sexual.
Lyn - obviously romantic paired ending with Florina makes her solidly bisexual.
Eirika - paired ending with Tana, although there’s not much subtext that I can see in it and the fandom hasn’t latched onto it in the same way.
Lucina and Celica - no subtext that I can observe, but at least Lucina has the other Gen 2 girls and Celica has Mae for potential crack.
Micaiah - lacks even that much, unless she’s getting her metaphysical freak on with Yune during Part 4.
And the Avatars - this one is easy:
Byleth > Corrin > Robin = Kris, with the only caveat being that Japanese Corrin might go above Byleth because at least their same-sex romantic support lines aren’t identical to the opposite-sex versions.
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Toraja is basically the nevarra of Indonesia (btw talking about racism too)
Ps. I am not saying all western people or white people are bad okay
Yes, some people are still practicing magical ritual like worshiping spirits, voodoo, summoning spirits or susuk (it's like a magical charm to make someone to appears far more beautiful than they actually look)
and there is a culture that practicing necromancy as well.
There's only one thing that I disagree with that ritual is the buffalo sacrifice part.
This ritual can be inspiration for people in dragon age fandom too.
The thing is I have many experiences with the supernatural and southeast Asian occults, I have seen quite a bit of ghosts and my father was an avid Practioner of occults and 'black magic' , whenever I try to share my limited knowledge and experiences with people on the internet, most western people often disregarded my experiences and what I know as nothing but bullshit and lies. Or even heretical and barbaric traditions?
And I have read a lot of comment on Toraja funeral ritual video that saying this ritual is dangerous, stupid, barbaric and southeast asian people are a bunch of unwashed barbarian.
You might feel discomfort about sacrificing buffalo for burial ritual and I disagree with scarficing the bufallo too, but completely demonizing an entire cultural practice just because you can't comphrered how that thing works is just hateful and stupid.
Lgbtqa+ people life is still endangered in America, black people are still killed and beaten for simply being black in America and white people calling necromancy practices as cruel and barbaric?
Necromancy and black magic wouldn't oppress anyone unlike conservative ideals that's harmful for minority.
Resurrecting your dead grandmother for a ritual wouldn't harm anyone unlike what western governments have been doing to middle eastern people. FOR YEARS.
Those people hating on a funeral ritual, making fun of people who are dealing in the occult, mocking and using native American culture for exploitative advertising, and demonizing a lot of non-white cultures as primitive and stupid.
But at the same time, they will scream 'but think about the children please?!' When gay people simply existing or calling cops on a black person who is not doing anything at all. The western government ruined the middle east for oils, and the privileged white straight rich man can get away unharmed after they committed rape or murder of people who are not doing anything at all.
I'm not saying that tradition cannot die or change, and I'm not saying that every culture is perfect or you can not criticize them, but there's a line between legitimately critiquing a culture vs seeing yourself as an INHERENTLY superior person with superior culture.
I want to move out to the west because my country is racist, sexist, bigoted, and homophobic and every day as a bisexual woman I'm afford for my safety and future.
At the same time, y'all better leave Magical Practioner and occult alone if you just want to shit on them
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Tim and Conner for the character thing
About this Ask
Tim
1. sexuality headcanon: Pansexual (has the same type for both guy and girls, clearly he doesn't differentiate)...Maybe also Demi-sexual
2. otp: TimKon, TimKon and TimKon
3. brotp: Actual:TimKon, TimBart, TimCass (Batgirl -> Big Sis), TimKonBart, TimCassie (WW), TimHelena (big sis),TimBabs (Big Sis), TimDick (Big Bro), TimAlfred (Granpa), TimBruce (look Bruce adopted him back when he was still training him), TimAnita, TimIves, TimDana (cause she’s more his mom than his mom was), Potential:TimSteph would be here if the writers hadn’t decided to try and push a romance between them. I think TimJason and TimDamian would have a shot if they actually made them work and acknowledge their issues.
4. notp: Any Batcest (includes Babs/Helena and the others)
5. first headcanon that pops into my head: After Red Robin he finally gets the courage to visit Dana again though her family doesn’t welcome him since he was a no show for years. Because of her mental state she doesn’t really realize it’s been a while tho she noticies he’s grown up and she’s so happy and they try to catch up with each other.Tim doesn’t tell anyone tho the bats who already knew about her existence know about his visits. The first people he introduces to her are Kon, Cass Cain and Bart.
6. one way in which I relate to this character: I too can make illogical stuff seem logical.
7. thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character : Everytime it’s obvious TV raised him and when he shows his white knight syndrome.8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave: A mix? Generally a cinnamon roll but can be fairly sexist (white knight syndrome) and in those cases he becomes a problematic fave.
Conner
1. sexuality headcanon : Bisexual
2. otp : TimKon and TimKon and TimKon
3. brotp: Actual :TimKon, KonBart (more than TimBart tbh), TimKonBart, KonRoxy, KonCassie (as the 2nd part of YJ 1998 delievered them), KonCissie, KonDubbilex,KonMa Kent, KonTana if you think of the platonic side of their relationshipPotential :KONKYLE HAD SO MUCH BIG BROTHER POTENTIAL!!!!!!!!,KonKory and KonDick (preN52 comics) too in an older hero/Sibling type. KonJon has potential if it’s well developed. So do Kon and Damian as they have a lot in common.
4. notp: Tana,Cassie,Knockout,any adult who hit on him
5. first headcanon that pops into my head: Kon learns how to cook from Ma when he learns about Tim’s spleen, even if Tim doesn’t need to adjust his diet that much, Kon insists on taking care of at least that. Also as soon as Roxy’s back on Earth they catch up and don’t leave each other’s side again.
6. one way in which I relate to this character : I don’t really except maybe for the depression? I mostly just want to roll him in a blanket and hug him forever.
7. thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: Him trying to flirt with every girl he meets (granted it also hurts my heart)8. cinnamon roll or problematic fave: Mostly cinnamon roll but problematic fave when later writers undo all his development and turn him into a sexist slightly homophobic jerk.
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hi pals ! i’m super stoked #glitterati is back ! i’m leia ( she / her ) , your resident aesthetic heaux , residing in est . i’m so excited to meet everyone’s muses ! i’m gonna throw a lil’ bit about my southern princess lola beneath the cut ! i’ll be around for the rest of the night so please plot with me in the ims or on discord @ theweeknds#0379 .
* it would seem one can’t hear this is what makes us girls by lana del rey without raising murmurs of a frequent patron of public adoration & obsession , the ever - rising starlet charlotte beaumont — the loquacious cisfemale with a strikingly uncanny resemblance to alexis ren . increasingly so , it seems she is being caught up in hushed talks of that glitterati nonsense . oh , haven’t you heard ? should rumors be trusted , it’s been said that they made it into the glitterati because of her attempt to rebrand her persona after becoming a jaded child starlet — but surely you’ve brushed off such accusations as mindless chatter by now . widely recognized as a bisexual gemini , they say papa legba honed in on your undeviating duplicitous & glib tendencies , surely to be exploited if he can strip you of your otherwise redemptive eloquent & alluring conventions , much to his supposed chagrin . people muse that since that fateful encounter , you’ve ascended to rank d thanks to his less than savory interventions , despite your interaction being out of envy . truly … how else would a twenty - one year old insta model / youtuber reach a net worth of $22m with such unprecedented ease ? what truth is there to these rumors , lola ? what are you willing to sacrifice to keep what you’ve become ?
her pinterest can be found right here !
i made a semi functional plots page here !
charlotte ‘ lola ’ may beaumont , born in the heart of the south : tuscaloosa, alabama was treated like the doll she resembled, rosy cheeks & blonde curls neatly tied with pastel pink bows – the epitome of perfection, spoiled by the riches of the beaumont name .
her father , a business tycoon raised to be the ceo of the family’s company . her mother , a former beauty queen obsessed with the socially constructed concept of skin deep beauty .
her first taste of fame had been short lived, bringing life to the coined phase : 15 minutes of fame . on one of the daily mother daughter shopping dates , charlotte was discovered by a producer looking for the next big child star. the news elated her mother & at age 14 , the idea of being a star excited charlotte . her father took over the location in los angeles so the beaumonts could pursue charlotte’s new found career path .
like her mother, charlotte fell in lust with the idea of being loved , pampered , & adored . however , her mother couldn’t help but seduce the producer with her artificial beauty & charm. the affair was short lived , but the revelation took everything away from charlotte . & at age 16 , the media no longer had nice words to say – charlotte jaded so young , never knowing the real reason why it all ended so abruptly .
the beaumonts decided not to follow through with a divorce for the sake of charlotte, but the family dynamic was never the same . her father treated her mother coldly , & in turn charlotte because of she was a walking reminder , her mother’s mini me .
& at age 18 , the truth came out as charlotte learned why she became a pariah in the media rather than her destiny as america’s sweetheart . the worst part was she realized she’s slowly becoming her mother – an inability to be loyal , easily falling for any bit of attention thrown her way .
whenever someone brings up her child star past , the fame no longer feels like the pure attention she craves , it’s tainted . so she went seeking attention in other places, introducing herself to new ways – partying & going out , easily fitting into the role of good girl gone wild – managing to build a small following on instagram in the process -- what caught papa legba’s attention in the first place .
her antics were a cry for attention from an absent father who seems to blame charlotte for her mother’s affair . & charlotte is left missing the days where she was her daddy’s little girl with dolls aligning her shelf . but she’s not so innocent anymore since she’s hiding 50 mL bottles of vodka beneath their skirts – it’s like a metaphor for her personality .
i feel like charlotte’s a dream , this whimsical personality that demands attention kinda like cher in clueless , but you can tell that there’s something off – that her whole innocence isn’t truly what it seems . somewhere along the way of going out , charlotte wound up with an addiction to liquor , another secret of hers she keeps under wraps & denies having . it’s not her fault the burn of alcohol makes her feel something other than the constant need for attention. plus the stress & secrets of the glitterati only add to her need for an escape of sorts . but she has them to thank for the success of her youtube channel : lolamont , & her high following on instagram.
in terms of her career , i was inspired by tana mongeau’s story times ( i’m so sorry if you dislike her ! ) – they’re just super outrageous, clickbait - like , & attention seeking which fits charlotte so ??? her other career claim is alissa violet bc i feel like her insta following / yt vlogs are very reminiscent of charlotte .
#this is a FULL on mess so sorry pals !#╰ ❥ 𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 ︰ thank u fuckin’ next ╱ ooc .#alcohol abuse tw#glitt:intros
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gianna’s intro ;)
HELLO it’s arielle, back with a fresh baby :)
maggie lindemann. cisfemale. she/her. ／ gianna sims just pulled up blasting bad idea by ariana grande — that song is so them! you know, for a twenty-one year old youtuber/singer, i’ve heard they’re really -reckless, but that they make up for it by being so +passionate. if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say risky drunk texts, oversized band t-shirts, perfectly manicured nails. here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble! (maggie lindemann vc)
basic stats.
full name: gianna rose sims.
age: twenty-one.
birthday: june 30th.
place of birth: las vegas, nevada.
height: five foot six inches.
sexuality: bisexual.
instagram followers: 4.3 million.
background.
in true las vegas fashion, gianna was born out of a drunken one night stand that happened in a shitty las vegas motel. however, her mother and father agreed from early on that they would share custody of their daughter, which they didn’t think would be too hard, since they both lived in the city anyways. neither of her parents had a lot of money, but gianna had never known anything else, so it never really bothered her.
gianna never really had any hobbies or talents growing up. she liked music but was too shy to sing, she couldn’t play an instrument, she didn’t play sports, she truly was the most average child.
when she was twelve, her father was arrested on drug charges, and he’s been in and out of jail ever since. after that point, gianna mainly lived at her mothers apartment, which was fine, but her mother had different guys over every night and was always working, so gianna was left to fend for herself. she became super independent and self-sufficient from all of this, and she still maintains a lot of those habits today.
when gianna started her freshman year of high school, she was bullied a lot. her mother didn’t have a lot of money, so he clothes were always thrifted, and she didn’t know anything about makeup, so she was made fun of for her looks constantly. i imagine her getting a job at like burger king or something like that cause she was desperate to be able to afford new clothes. and like...once she started dressing more like the “popular girls” her life changed.
i’m imagining it to be sometime around mid sophomore year when her lifestyle really started to change. she was no longer a completely innocent girl, she was getting invited to parties and experimenting with drugs and boys. even through all of this though, she still maintained really good grades? don’t ask her how she did it, she has no idea.
when she was 16, she made her first youtube video. i’m imagining her to be a lot like tana mongeau, like she does a lot of crazy storytimes and shit like that? and soon she gained a decent amount of subscribers cause her stories were just so crazy for a 16 year old girl lmao.
she kept making youtube videos all throughout high school, and ended high school with almost a million subscribers. she always knew she didn’t want to go to college, and it was pretty clear she was going to pursue social media and whatnot. she was really nervous about telling her mom her plans, but her mom literally doesn’t give two shits about what she does with her life.
she moved straight to new york after that, and she’s lived there ever since! she’s very much a party animal, and she’s always doing something irresponsible and unsafe honestly. she finally got the confidence to release some songs too, and she def wants to pursue music more. she’s also super bad at commitment, and has definitely cheated multiple times WHOOPS
but overall, she’s a decent person who makes questionable decisions but she’s super protective of herself and everyone she loves!
wanted plots.
ride or dies, ex-friends, party friends, A VLOG SQAUD, exes, flirtationships, good influences, roommates, half-siblings, cousins, someone she’s a bad influence on, SOMEONE SHE HAS A SEX TAPE WITH, unrequited crushes, LITERALLY ANYTHING PLS
#this is so bad#im so sorry#but please message me to plot im begging you#excessintro#tw: alcohol#tw: drugs
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Things I Love Seeing in Books (+ Recs)
This is the first Booktube style post on this blog! I got the idea from ivymuse’s video:“Things I LOVE Seeing in Books + Book Recommendations”. Go check out her channel! It’s really fun. :)
The recs on here are obviously non-exhaustive, meaning there may be many other books that do the thing well. But I’m only listing the first book I could think of. If you have recommendations for the same trope, though, let me know, okay? Thanks!
1. Platonic best friends!
I love to read about platonic best friends, where the friendship never turns into romantic love! Unfortunately, this is so rare, as most authors decide to go down the romantic road sooner or later… What makes it even harder is that a) I like my platonic friendships to be extremely close, to the point where they spend most of their time together and know each other extremely well and b) I especially like if these close friendships are boy/girl or man/woman, though they don’t HAVE to be!
A book that does this well: From what I’ve read so far… “Radio Silence” does it really well and I’m loving it! <3 I also adored Rob and Cassie’s relationship in “In The Woods”, buuuuut this is a case of the friendship getting more complicated and not remaining platonic, and a lot of people ship it, so I can’t really recommend it here. It’s still a good example of the type of super close friendship I mean; the type that includes a lot of banter and mutual teasing, but also a deep sort of affection.
2. Super close groups of friends!
Sooo… I guess there’s kind of a theme here? Lol! I just love friendship, okay? And though a lot of people might call this the “found family” trope, I hesitate to call it that, because I actually want… friendship. I mean, I don’t mind if the characters take on certain, family-related roles (like “the mum friend” or “the baby” of the group), but in the end, I want them all to be on the same level and respect each other and have a true friendship. I adore when they are so close, they kind of start to shut others out and only really live for each other! Of course, this can be sort of a toxic dynamic, too, but I also love to read about that.
A book that does this well: “The Likeness”. Just… 100% The Likeness. Which is also (along with so many other things) one of the main reasons why I love it! The group is so close and they all have their reasons for loving these people beyond everyone else. And it’s just so emotional and I love it so much!
Other examples: “The Lake of Dead Languages” has two trios of close girl friends, one in the past and one in the present time line. “Black Chalk” has a similar dynamic with a close group of friends. And “The Lying Game” is another good example of a group of four girls who are super close and will always have each other’s backs.
3. Bisexual characters!
Good bi rep is sadly still kind of rare, but whenever I do come across it in a book, it makes me really happy! I don’t care whether the character is really secure in their sexuality or still exploring it, whether they have lots of experience or none at all. I just don’t want to see the common tropes and stereotypes associated with bisexuality.
A book that does this well: Again, I haven’t finished it yet, but the main character in “Radio Silence” is bi and she is super cool! (There may be another bi character, but I don’t know for sure yet. Haha!)
4. Villains with Believable Motivations
Honestly, I struggle to even call them “villains”. What I like is to read about characters who do evil things, for reasons that make sense. Not necessarily because they had no other choice, but because they felt they had no other choice.
Books that do this well: I kind of want to say all of Tana French’s books? But especially “In the Woods” and “Broken Harbour”! Maybe also “The Wych Elm”. It’s a huge part of why she’s my favourite author.
5. Academic Failure
This may sound kind of weird, but hear me out. Personally, I’ve always done quite well academically, but it’s a lot of work and – like many of us – I have an extreme fear of academic failure. In fiction, however, plenty of characters seem to do really well academically without putting in the work! Often, the argument is that they are “super smart” and therefore don’t need to study. That really annoys me, because for most subjects, especially in university, being super smart is not enough. You still have to study, you still have to memorise things, spend time with the subject matter…
Therefore, I think it’s only realistic to read about characters who don’t do well academically, maybe for the first time in their life, and I also like to read about how they deal with that.
A book that does this well: “The Lessons” by Naomi Alderman is the most clear-cut example of this I can think of! Many elements of the book were really problematic and it was kind of a disappointing read overall, but what I LOVED was how she described James’s academic struggle. He was always a clever student and is even accepted into Oxford to study Physics, but suddenly, he’s at the bottom of the class and many other people around him are simply much cleverer or much harder working than he is. This seems perfectly realistic for an elite university like Oxford, and it’s something I’d like to see more in books.
6. Toxic Friendship
So, another friendship trope, but with a twist. In addition to healthy, adorable, close friendships, I also think it’s really interesting to read about toxic friendships, especially if the main character has to realise that the friendship is toxic and then act on it.
A book that does this well: “Beautiful Malice”! It’s not a perfect example, because the main character realises pretty early on how toxic the friendship is, but I still think the “toxic friend” was described fairly well and I really enjoyed the book overall!
7. Characters Who Love Food
Honestly, it’s just so refreshing and healing to me to read about characters who love food, celebrate food and are unashamed of eating.
Books that do this well: The main characters in the “Lockwood & Co” series all love food and it just has a really positive connotation for them. They often eat chocolate to cheer up while they are ghost-hunting, they have delicious breakfasts and they like to get together in the afternoon to eat donuts or cake. And it’s just so cute and peaceful and I just really enjoyed that part of the books.
Another example: I also really liked Nina’s relationship with food in “Six of Crows”.
#sophie loves books#sophie loves theses tropes#booklr#booktube#things i like to see in books#book recs#book recommendations#radio silence#in the woods#the likeness#the lake of dead languages#black chalk#broken harbour#the wych elm#the lessons#beautiful malice#lockwood and co#six of crows#the lying game
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Tanacon discourse
Nobody will probably read this but honestly, I have so many opinions on this stuff I feel like I need to vent somewhere.
So I’ve never been a Tana fan. I’ve never hated her per say, but something about her has always struck a bad note with me, and her multitude of issues (specifically I remember the drama around her ex-assistant exposing the whole stalker story and all that).
However I have been a Shane Dawson fan ever since I got into Youtube as a young teen, as his style of humor is similar to mine and I have many similar issues to him (bisexual, anxiety, overweight, etc).
Now, I was unaware of this Tanacon fiasco until I saw the first part of Shane’s trio of videos addressing it (unless there ends up being more of course), since I don’t really do other social media. Immediately I was interested in this shit though and well, here we are.
Now, CLEARLY, as both the girls who attended Shane spoke to and the police statement, there were no more than 5,000 people in attendance at Tanacon, and based on the size of the Marriott capacity that Shane showed it is likely that there was 1,000 inside and then 4,000 outside. Now, clearly there’s a difference between those numbers and the 10-15,000 outside that Tana and Michael were throwing around (with Tana saying that ALL 5,000 got inside), but I can see overwhelmed employees possibly overestimating and causing more widespread panic. Because if you don’t know what that many people look like, you’re going to overestimate. The best example I can throw out there is when your teacher would get you to guess how many jelly beans were in a jar, and no one would be close.
I’m not excusing Tana OR Michael, but it is one explanation (and the only I can posit) for where such an inflated number can come from.
Now, let’s talk about preparation.
As far as I can tell, until part 3 goes up, Tana didn’t help much and made things harder. She wanted her event to be the same day as Vidcon, which made their planning time shorter. Not only that, but she wanted it IN Anaheim as well. No matter how big the city is, you’re pressing your luck when you want to book youe convention on the same day and in the same location as another convention, ESPECIALLY when you’re offering FREE tickets. Or supposedly. So far, whether anyone got free tickets is up in the air.
Now not only was that an issue, but she started apparently to tweet or make demands and promises in her videos, such as the gift backs being worth quadruple the ticket price. On such a short time scale, thats not possible for a small business like Good Times is/was. She also was apparently in Hawaii the day before the con, despite the fact her name is in the title and she’s helping start it, which, to me, means she should be helping get shit together.
Now, I believe it’s Part 1 where Shane gets a call from Tana and she claims she did her “research” by sitting in meetings and believing Michael. I’m sorry, but that isn’t research. It takes one goddamn google search to realize the Marriott has a capacity of ya know, not 5,000 people in the lobby??? That’s not even research, that’s just not being airheaded.
Now, the night shit went to hell. We see footage of Michael and staff wandering around and we know that Good Times has been putting out statements. But the night Tanacon got fucked where was Tana? Drunk and partying.
I’m sorry, I’m really not on either side, but she cannot cry and claim she cares when rather than trying to fix shit she decided she was gonna get drunk and shake her ass at some party while kids were dehydrated from standing in the sun for 4+ hours and had sun burn that will last weeks. Crying and saying sorry isn’t always going to bail you out of everything and if she uses Shane I will scream.
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My 2nd Mental Health Tumblr Break was much more successful than my first. Boring, rambling details below the cut.
1. I dealt with my jealousy and the real source of it, which was my lack of self-worth (my two biggest struggles with social media) and on how to hold onto my joy and how to set boundaries. To believe in abundance. To see success not as a zero-sum game, but as something that only you can determine for yourself.
2. I watched Black Sails and read The Hate U Give and thought a lot about institutional violence and how oppressed people without recourse to justice fight it. And just how agonisingly slow and bloody progress is.
3. Watched Grace and Frankie and The Bold Type and thought a lot about female friendship and how women empower and support and love each other and how in awe I am of it and so so grateful for it in my life. Thought a lot about the succour I get from my friends.
4. Watched my parents’ marriage dissolve in real time over a family beach vacation complete with infidelity and the subsequent fall out, in which my mother moved in with me for a month.
5. Thought a lot about my own marriage, about how love changes over time, about how not to become my parents, on how maybe I had been on that path, and on how to change it. On which the verdict is still out.
6. Did a lot of therapy. Both with a therapist and with myself. And with my friends. Oh, and wine.
7. Visited with my best friend three times, live, in person with our families. (The best medicine)
8. Caught up on mysteries (Louise Penny and Tana French).
9. Helped my transgender daughter transition to her most authentic self.
10. Wrote some fic. Found a new fandom. Realised how big this world is with so much fodder for great storytelling. Thought a lot about how fandom can make the world see small, reminded myself to branch out, tap into different veins. Realised maybe part of the reason why I’m writing slash is to heal my relationships with the men in my life. Writing something different, something less painful. Something more tender. More intimate. More connected. Something I’ve found glimpses of, but never enough of. Realised maybe that’s ok. Realised maybe it’s just to get turned on. Realised maybe it’s to escape. Realised maybe all of it’s ok. It doesn’t have to be literature to make you feel something. It’s ok to use surrogates to get at something true. Realised maybe I needed to recalibrate my goals.
11. Got a part time job.
12. Found a career to strive for, inspired both by my journey as a bisexual girl lost without a guidebook and my trans daughter who is just beginning hers. Social Work School, I’m coming for you.
13. Coming back refreshed. I’ve missed all of you so much. I’ve met some of my dearest, closest friends here. Who knows how long before my next hiatus? Time will tell. I hope they get a little further and farther between.
So come tell me: what have you been up to? What are you loving?
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Dinner and Secrets - 8/23
Mateo tells Santana who he’s dating, and just how many secrets he’s keeping.
@notsosubmissivetana
Mateo was incredibly nervous to tell Santana about his sexuality and relationship status. He knew she didn't share the same views as their grandmother - and hell, probably knew he was bisexual already thanks to the Mexican third eye she claimed to have - but he still wanted to say the words to her. So he managed to throw together a simple enchilada dish, surprised that it actually tasted mostly like he meant it to - just a tad too spicy. "So, other than needing to chug a gallon of water, how did I do on the enchiladas?"
Santana patted her stomach, pretending to wait for the poison to kick in before laughing. "Pretty damn good. I think even abuela would have pronounced them edible. Which, for anything she didn't cook is pretty high praise." Santana downed her glass, licking her lips. "And I actually don't mind the spice - there's not nearly enough spicy food in Ohio." Whatever her brother wanted to discuss, he'd do it in his own good time. She was happy to make conversation until then.
Mateo laughed, probably a bit too loudly. "Wow, that's definitely my new life goal. To cook something so well that Abuela approves of it. I try to aim for the stars after all," he said with a nod. "This is true. The Mexican restaurant in town is just sad, though it's been suggested I get a job there." Sliding into the seat next to her, he tapped his fingers on the tabletop, one of his most telling nervous tics. "Tana? Do you... have a guess as to what I might want to tell you?"
Santana winced, able to read the nerves in the room by the volume of her brother's laughter. "It's good to have goals," she agreed. "Part of me wants to try it, part of me knows I'll fly into a rage and order the cook out to be shot. You'd make the place more authentic, at least, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone." Looking him up and down, Santana was silent for a long moment. "The only thing I can imagine you being this nervous about is a relationship. You've been here for months, so I'm not shocked that you'd be with someone...what's their name?" She didn't use a gendered pronoun, hinting as best she could that his secret might not be that secret.
Mateo sucked in a breath to try and control his nerves. This wasn't as dire as he thought it would be. Right? "I would, yes, but I would probably need to bleach out my ears from the canned cantina music and butchered Spanish on a nightly basis," he said with a wince. Mateo swallowed hard, listening to her speak. Though when she used a neutral pronoun, he let out a shaky chuckle. Of course she'd known. "His name is Blaine," he said, looking down at his hands.
Santana shook her head sadly. "Or just wear earplugs - like, all the time. And if they ever brought in a mariachi band, they'd have to be killed immediately." She didn't do tenderness - it wasn't her style - but she did her best to look loving and supportive as Mateo tried to tell her what was on his mind. "The same Blaine I talked to earlier? Ah, now I see why he was so...familiar." She reached out and turned his face toward hers. "Teo, I'm not her. Love who you love. She wouldn't approve of me either, so you're not alone. Tell me about him."
Mateo nodded. "That might get in the way of actually hearing orders that I need to take. And yes, I would likely kill them. Or rip their sombreros in half." He knew the whole sisterly emotion thing wasn't her - that was more Cat's area of expertise, Santana was the one he went to when he needed revenge without scandal. But when he heard her voice, warm in a way most people didn't hear, he didn't resist how she turned his face. A sad smile touched his lips. "I know. I... you and Cat support me, even if I know she wouldn't." Reaching up, he took her hand, pressing a kiss to the back of it before letting their joined hand rest on the table. "He's... incredible. He's talented and passionate and... probably the most genuinely nice person I've ever had the pleasure of knowing."
Santana nodded. "True. But it's a Mexican restaurant in Ohio. Make every second order plain burritos with mild sauce and no beans and you'll probably be pretty close to right. Even if you don't kill them, destroying their sombreros is a must." She smiled as he kissed her hand, listening to the happiness in his voice and feeling genuinely pleased for her brother. "And he makes you happy? Gives you what you need in a relationship? Knows I'll destroy him if he ever breaks your heart?" As long as he met those criteria, they had Santana's blessing.
Mateo chuckled and shook his head. "Probably accurate. If I do wind up working there, I'll keep a tally for you. i'm not sure how easy it would be to cut through raffia with a steak knife though." He smiled back at her, the expression softening. "Yes. Yes. And that one I'm not sure about, but I'm sure you'll inform him in detail." Overcome with love for his sister, he leaned over, wrapping his arms around her in a hug as best as he could. "Thank you, 'Tana."
Santana winked playfully at her brother. "You can cut through anything with a steak knife if you try hard enough." She didn't elaborate, wanting to leave him wondering whether there was really a story there or not. "You know I will - in great detail, until he's very afraid to speak to me again." She was a bad hugger, but for Mateo's sake she tried. "You're welcome, Teo - you don't need to thank me for anything, though. I want you to be happy. If he makes you happy, why would I get in the way of that? It's a great big world, and the fact that you both have penises is a pretty insignificant thing to worry about."
Mateo furrowed his eyebrows, but decided not to ask. After 21 years of being Santana's brother, he'd learned that sometimes it was better not to ask. "Yes well, I would expect nothing less of you," he said, unable to stop smiling. So his sister was threatening his boyfriend's life. That meant good things in their family. Chuckling, he sank back into his seat, running his hand over his hair. "I just want to make her proud, you know? And Blaine... we're incredible together, 'Tana. It's only been a couple months but I can't imagine my life without him."
Santana nodded. "All you can do is live for you, Teo. If she won't approve, then you can't make her, but hopefully she'll come around some day." Her brother's happiness was infectious, and she chuckled. "That's what it's supposed to feel like, isn't it? The love thing? You don't need to have known the guy for a decade or anything, when you know you know. Like lightning. So you're gonna claim him?"
Mateo pursed his lips. "I know. And I hope she does, for all of us. None of us are exactly the heterosexual perfect children she wanted." Talking about Blaine was much, much preferable. "I suppose so. I've never felt it before, but it seems right. Yeah. I am. Among... other things."
Santana shrugged. "I know how she was brought up. How she brought us up. But I have to believe that a God who created us and loves us all would expect and understand that love is before all things. So if she can't accept us, I know He does." Santana raised a curious eyebrow - what Mateo was saying sounded clear enough, but she wanted to be sure. "Mateo Lopez - is someone making an honest man of you?"
Mateo let out a soft sigh. "I think the same thing. My relationship with God hasn't changed a bit since I've been here. Despite... things I've done. I'm still keeping the promises I've made to Him and myself, and I know He wouldn't condemn something like what I've found." A rare, light flush touched his cheeks. "I did give him a promise ring for his birthday."
Santana pursed her lips, nodding. "I don't think it has to. I don't think having sex - with whoever you have it with - means that you've broken faith. I know I plan on having it. As often as possible. Hell, I've got a date tomorrow. Or a scene or whatever I'm supposed to call it." Mateo's confession made her reach over and ruffle his hair. "You sly dog." Her voice got serious again, though, at least for a moment. "I'm happy for you, Teo. And I'm proud of you. That's all. I want life to bring you all the happiness that it can."
Mateo offered her a smile. "I don't think that either. At this point, those promises are more about my commitment to my... well, my future husband," he admitted with a grin. "Date, scene, orders, they're all pretty interchangeable around here." He just laughed, batting at her hand before smiling at her. "Thank you, 'Tana. All I needed was for you to be here. Now everything's as perfect as it can be."
Santana gave her brother a fond look. "My own brother, giving up the single life to be a happily married man. I'll just have to fuck as many people as possible to make up for it." She laughed as he batted her hand away. "You're always welcome, Teo. But enough of the mushy stuff, my head might explode from being this nice for so long."
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High School (almost) Senior - Questionnaire
OOC Answers (Written about the character, of course)
Full Name: Santana Amelia Lopez
Nicknames: San, Tana, S
Birth Date: November 13, 1994
Family Members:
Mom (Maribel): Maribel expects perfection when it comes to Santana, so their relationship is a bit frustrating on both ends. They love each other, but it’s not often said.
Dad (Lorenzo): Santana’s a typical daddy’s girl; meaning she can get pretty much anything out of him. He works a lot though so they’re not very close.
Abuela/Grandma (Alma): She’s pretty disappointed in Santana, with the skimpy clothing and bisexuality, but Santana has the utmost respect for her. Santana’s trying to get back into her Abuela’s good graces since it’s her that really shaped Santana into who she is today.
Relationships:
Finn: The person she cares the most about in this world, and that’s saying something. She loves him... Unfortunately, she doesn’t truly realize that so instead she often leaves and hurts herself before he gets the chance to hurt her.
Quinn: They were best friends until Quinn started getting closer to Rachel. Now they have a friendly competition vibe going on, but they’ll stop talking once Fuinn get together. This remedies itself in a few years.
Romantics: Santana would do just about anything for her friends. If they need her, she’ll be there no matter the time or place.
How did your character come to join the Romantics?: She helped form the little group in the beginning.
Two characters you’d like your character to interact with more?: Rachel and Blaine!
One plot you’re interested in for your character’s senior year: I’m excited to dive back into bitchy!Santana since she’ll be bitter with Finn and Quinn dating.
IC Answers
Your house is on fire. What three things do you grab?: Phone, makeup bag, and car keys.
Biggest Fear(s): My Abuela never loving me again, Finn hating me, not getting into a good college.
What do you consider your best, and worst, features?: I’m hot as fuck. Though I could still lose a little weight... So my body is the best and worst.
Pet Peeve(s): How much time do I have? People who think they’re better than me, the sound people make when they chew, water bottle sweat, the squeak of sneakers on the gym floor, not getting the attention I deserve.
Top five favorite things: Cheerleading, reality TV, makeup, sex, and my phone.
Things you’re most proud of and thing you’re most ashamed of: Proud? Probably how smart I am... and this body that I work so fucking hard for. Ashamed of not being able to be the girl Finn deserves. It sucks.
Favorite food(s): Brownies, caesar salad, breadsticks
Reach to your right. What are the three closest things?: My phone, Finn, and a bottle of water.
Think of the last person you kissed. Would you kiss them again?: My boyfriend... So obviously.
What’s the theme song to your life?: Probably Girl on Fire by Alicia Keys
What are your long-term goals?: Graduating college, becoming a lawyer, being rich without my parent’s help.
What are your short-term goals?: Winning our next cheer competition, crushing the shit out of senior year.
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When it comes to dating, Bella Thorne doesn’t define love based on gender, sexual identity or sexuality.
The actress, who previously considered herself to be bisexual, has come out as pansexual, explaining in an interview with Good Morning America “you like what you like.”
“I’m actually pansexual and I didn’t know that,” Thorne, 21, revealed. “Somebody explained to me really thoroughly what that is.”
“You like beings,” she said on the morning program while also promoting her new book Life of a Wannabe Mogul. “You like what you like. Doesn’t have to be a girl or a guy or a he or she or they or this or that. It’s literally you like personality. You just like a being.”
Thorne is currently in a long-distance relationship with Italian singer Benjamin Mascolo.
Late last month Thorne showed off their love when she shared photos from their romantic trip to Sicily, Italy.
Sitting on Mascolo’s lap, Thorne flashes the camera a big smile in one photo, while in another she gives her boyfriend a kiss on the lips. “I’m very happy w you,” Thorne captioned the photos, adding a blue heart emoji.
Mascolo, 25, is half of the Italian music duo Benji & Fede.
Thorne was first spotted alongside Mascolo in April — just days after she announced her split from boyfriend Mod Sun.
She had been in a relationship with Sun and influencer Tana Mongeau.
Thorne opened up about their romance during an interview with Gay Times for their February 2019 issue.
“I don’t think anybody will really understand the bonds that I share with Mod or Tana,” Thorne told the outlet.
“Yeah, we joke around about poly, but we aren’t in the sense that we don’t put a word, a box or label too many things. It is what it is.”
Thorne announced her split with Mongeau that same month.
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“Tana and I aren’t together anymore, pls stop asking. We love U guys,” Thorne shared.
Mongeau also shared the news, writing, “i love her forever don’t get that twisted. she changed my life forever. don’t rly wanna talk on it.”
Mongeau reassured fans at the time that there was no bad blood between the former couple.
Thorne went on to wish Mongeau a happy birthday a few months later.
For Mongeau’s 21st on June 24, Thorne shared a photo of herself and the influencer sharing an intimate embrace while on a yacht.
“Through thick and thin
I love you Tana happy bday you beautiful beautiful special girl,” Thorne captioned the heartfelt post.
On that same day, Mongeau announced her engagement to fellow YouTuber Jake Paul. The two are set to tie the knot in a televised wedding in Las Vegas at the Grafitti Mansion on July 28. MTV will film the ceremony.
In response to the engagement, Thorne shared a slideshow of photos that show her crying on her Finsta account, which is an alternative Instagram account that is often more honest.
“When ur ex gets engaged
,” Thorne captioned the post.
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The post caught the eye of Mongeau, who commented, “omg.”
Proving just how much Mongeau meant to her, Thorne dedicated a portion of her book to the social media star.
“Tana, Tana, Tana, you beautiful baby. When will you ever learn, you give the world enough just by living here? You tasteful lady, when will you ever learn your mind is enough but your big behind stops traffic, my dear, crazy baby. Will you stay with me, maybe?” she read at an event in Los Angeles on June 5.
However, the two are no longer friendly exes.
Last week, Thorne revealed on Twitter that the two “are no longer good,” claiming Mongeau “broke girl code.”
“I’m over it,” Thorne added.
Mongeau appeared to be clueless as to what exactly Thorne was referring to, as she wrote back, “?????”
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“Imagine taking every time ur mad at me to Twitter but then telling ppl how much u care about me…….. wtf is this b :/,” Mongeau tweeted.
Thorne continued the argument alleging that Mongeau “started dating me for Twitter.”
“How about u answer ur phone and talk to me instead of being on Twitter,” Thorne added.
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