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Nancy anytime something scary tries to get her: “Aaah! Stap! I could have dropped my croissant!”
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It's Toothbrush Bolet for the foreseeable future in 2024. Remember to brush, detectives!
I think it's time for a new icon. Any ideas?
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Do we want to go back to any previous ones or do you have ideas for a new icon? We usually change 'em out every two years. Custom ones are welcome too if there's a pack you want to recommend.
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I think it's time for a new icon. Any ideas?
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Do we want to go back to any previous ones or do you have ideas for a new icon? We usually change 'em out every two years. Custom ones are welcome too if there's a pack you want to recommend.
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Toni: You want me to issue a public apology about defaming Nancy?! Alexei: If you say No, we'll tell everybody that your brother's in jail. Toni: My brother is a warden! Carson: We won't say that part.
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Today, I saved a life - my own. Am I a hero? I really can’t say. But yes.
-Brady Armstrong (canceling the demolition after the case), The Final Scene
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Nancy: [trying to unlock every cupboard at the island resort] George: Come on, come on! Nancy: Just trying to find the right key. George: That one looks right. Nancy: Ned’s car key. George: What are you doing with it over here? Nancy: He's a lousy driver.
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Sonny: I'm in need of some assistants. Joanna: Assistance with what? Sonny: No, I need two assistants. Joanna: Get out.
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I enjoy funerals. I’ve been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section.
-Wade Thornton, Ghost of Thornton Hall
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Mrs. Drake: Don't you know anything about caring for plants? Jane: Sorry. I'm good at guinea pigs. Mrs. Drake: Guinea pigs? All they ever do is eat lettuce and make jelly beans!
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Rachel: Need a hand, Corine? Corine: Not from you, thank you. Don't think I can see past those angelic faces. One more trick from you two, and I promise I'll make your lives miserable. Got it? Kim: Got it, Cruella. Corine: What did you call me? Rachel: Nothing. Nothing. Not a thing, Cruella.
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"You’re a furry little gnome and we feed you too much."
--Karl (to Lucas), Captive Curse
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"Dagny is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless a lesbian sheds; that I don’t like."
--Soren, Sea of Darkness
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Chase: I'm friendly, I'm loyal, I'm energetic - I just described a dog, didn't I? Debbie: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.
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Zoe: You know, you shouldn't tweet your location to someone who wants to kill you, Nancy. Nancy: So you DO follow me.
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Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the fact that you're a terrible person keep you up tonight!
-Guadalupe Comillo (to Ollie), White Wolf of Icicle Creek
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Rick: Wanna know how it feels to kiss a great man like me? Lillian: Wanna know what it feels like to lose your front teeth?
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