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Forgive yourself. You did your best with what you knew at the time.
k.b. // unknown
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Bastila Shan: I need some help dealing with a problem, do you have any suggestions? Revan: Lightsaber. Bastila Shan: ...Do you have any other suggestions? Revan: Two lightsabers.
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callsign-daydream · 6 days
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Rooster: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare. Fanboy: Scrabble? Scrabble's great! Rooster: Not when you're playing against Bob, it's not. He puts down words like “ephemeral,” and I put down "dog."
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incorrectlasthours · 1 year
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Matthew: You losers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Alastair, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Matthew: BLOCKED.
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Bird watching is so perverted. You blow a little noisemaker that shouts “Wanna fuck?! Wanna fuck?!” And then when a bird shows up wanting to fuck you are like “Aha, I see you through my binoculars!” Sick behavior. Twisted behavior.
Wade Wilson
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Yumi: Hey, can you give me some dating advice? Rentaro: Just because I'm with Miwako doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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aamourxdoux · 2 years
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honeststuff · 2 years
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~wanting to connect
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hayaa44 · 2 years
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perfectquote · 1 month
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Never allow loneliness to drive you into the arms of someone you know you don’t belong with.
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No one will ever know the violence it took to become this gentle.
k.b. // unknown
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[playing cards] Han Solo: Ace of spades. Lando Calrissian: [throws an UNO card] +4! Han Solo: [throws a pokemon card] Pikachu, I choose you! Wedge Antilles: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE PLAYING?!
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callsign-daydream · 2 months
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Hangman: I think I have a crush on Hallie. Coyote: Congrats! You are officially the last person to know. Hangman: … Coyote: Even Cyclone knew.
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incorrectlasthours · 1 year
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Jem: What did you two do?
James and Lucie: …
Jem: You’re not in trouble. I just need to know if I have to lie to Will again.
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I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
Psylocke
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