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✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️
#um actually#brennan lee mulligan#dropout#indiana jones#repatriation#nefertiti#it belongs in a museum!#but not this one#reverse#artists on tumblr#digital art#art#littleevil0ne#digital painting#painting#illustrators on tumblr#illustration#fanart#the last crusade#raiders of the lost ark#temple of doom
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With most characters their orientation in specific does not matter much but Seto Kaiba to me is so incredibly A Gay Man. Seto Kaiba has never given a woman the time of day beyond the occasional grudging respect. I simply cannot see it. Firmly on one end of the kinsey scale. Every time I see him being shipped with a woman all I can think is "oh honey no. who's gonna tell her."
#like for everyone else whether they're bi or gay specifically isn't super relevant and i can swing with whatever#but not this one
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Lucifer Morningstar—Ebrahel Lurci
#the sandman#sandman#sandman lucifer#lucifer morningstar#Ebrahel Lurci#sandman art#I had seen the other ones in that reel before#but not this one#amazing art#queue crew
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Kindaaa smutty
Yuu with eyes glossed with tears : why can't I be your wife ?
Malleus looking at them dead serious in the eye: because my dicks are the same size as your thighs
#thick thighs saves lives#but not this one#malleus draconia x reader#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland headcanons#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland x yuu#twst imagines#twst x reader#malleus x reader
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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I ACCIDENTALLY ROMANCED GALE AGAIN FUCK SHIT FUCK
Gale I love you but when you asked if we could be friends and I told you it depended on what you liked about me I meant it as a FRIENDLY. JOKE.
I DID NOT REALIZE MY CHARACTER APPARENTLY SLATHERED ON THE RIZZ DID THE OLD BEND AND SNAP THRUST MY ASS INTO YOUR CROTCH AND MOANED SENSUALLY
I'M SORRY I WAS UNABLE TO INTERPRET TONE FROM THE WAY IT WAS WRITTEN I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST HAVING SOME FRIENDLY BANTER AND NOW I MUST DRIVE THE COLD KNIFE OF FRIENDZONING +1 THROUGH YOUR SWEET SWEET HEART
#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 memes#gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#i love this man#and i will absolutely blow his back out in another playthrough#BUT NOT THIS ONE#honestly it's such a problem in video games#you get dialogue options but now clue on how they're going to be delivered#i propose that they add emojis to all dialogue options from now on to help with context
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I’m not even halfway through but Some Desperate Glory by Emily Tesh is rewiring my brain in the way a book hasn’t been able to do since I first read tlt
if you’ve read it please talk to me about it and if you haven’t read it GO READ IT
#most books I read I’m like hm. well that was a book!#but not this one#this one has taken up residence in my brain and started rearranging the furniture#book recs#some desperate glory#tlt#currently reading
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You could be my silver spring
Blue-green colors flashin'
I would be your only dream
Your shinin' autumn ocean crashin'
—Silver springs, Fleetwood Mac
#daenerys x jorah#jorleesi#daenerys targaryen#jorah mormont#game of thrones#mine#i don't remember my own tags#anyway#I've seen this songs all over tiktok with a bunch of ships#but not this one#I needed a little jorah/dany version
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Ah yes. The “shocking” amount of violence in a Pirates film.
yes.
Such as:
#be so fucking for real#our flag means death#ofmd#stede bonnet#all the other pirate shows can have death and violence and some mackin#but not this one#godforbid there be#gay pirates#save our flag means death#save ofmd#renew as a crew#adopt our crew
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Every time I remember that Wen Ning was supposed to die but the author couldn’t find a good way for it to happen so he got to live… I get unreasonably happy. Let my guy continue to live indefinitely as an undead creature. He deserves it.
#in googling this to make sure this was a true fact and not something that i dreamed up#i discovered that jin ling was ALSO supposed to die bc he was going to turn himself into a fierce corpse in wen ning’s place#to win the final fight#but since wen ning lived so did jin ling#which is actually kind of beautiful#in another reality they both died#but not this one#mo dao zu shi#mdzs#every once in a while i see a mdzs post and get emotional about wen ning again#jin ling#wen ning#kk talks about stuff
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oh yeah, and the cake I made when I got confirmation of my records being removed
#exmo#exmormon#i promise i can make nicer looking cakes#but not this one#also it was the day before pioneer day#which was immensely funny to no one but me
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NO WAY
TA JUST ADDED A NEW MOVIE TO THE LINEUP
NO WAAAAAAY
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Hi! Can I request a Humans are cute TFA!Swindle.
maybe he got stuck with them during a trade deal and now he’s got this feral human who wants nothing more than to escape him?
Swindle has made plenty of good deals and bad ones, though, usually the bad deals were for his customers. One thing lead to another, and now he had you in his hands.
The Decepticon sighed and rubbed the space between his optics with the tips of his servos.
You were an absolute nightmare. You weren't like other humans he had dealt with. You would curse and fight against him with all your might and honestly, that chased all the potential customers away.
No one wanted a pet that would act like you. People wanted cute, mellow, and kind humans that would offer their owners company and make them smile. You're giving the swindler a headache.
Swindle was tempted to let you go and roam free, but he would set an awful example of himself that way, and worse, he would lose money.
"Now, darling, I have this potential customer coming to take a look at you so could you please act like a normal human for just 10 minutes?" Swindle asked as nicely as he could but to no avail.
"Fuck you!" You flipped him both of your middle fingers.
"Now, you know that we don't use that tone of voice."
"Eat shit!"
"Look, it's just 10 minutes, can't you just-! PULL YOUR PANTS BACK UP!"
#humans are cute#But not this one#tfa#transformers#transformers animated#swindle#reader#anon#Reader is absolutely feral#And RUDE#Anon#ENJOY!
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I’m delighted as a writer because I’ve snuck a clue past all of you twice now in TRT and no one’s noticed it. I cannot wait for it to fall on all your heads, this is not a brick, it’s a fucking piano.
#the red thread#ya'll are clever and find SO many of my clues#but not this one#if someone's noticed it then they haven't said anything to me#i'm going to crush all of you with it when i cut that rope#and i will laugh#and laugh#and laugh and laugh and laugh
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ok so i understand the whole "they need to stay dead for there to be a lesson" but like... didn't karnak explicitly say "not every story has a lesson" sending ocean into her little song about lessons?? please just let me believe my babies come back to life in the end
#ride the cyclone#rtc#they all live#the amazing karnak#ocean o'connell rosenberg#every story's got a lesson#but NOT this one
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September 1312
In the early hours of the morning, before even the sun, Ealusaid and Seamus were awoken by a soft knock on their door. Almost weak? Seamus was a heavier sleeper and grumbled a "go 'way," but his wife was far too paranoid.
She got out of bed to see who could possibly be at their door at such an hour.
"Oh...!"
There was a baby. Fast asleep on the ground with a fur blanket underneath him. His hair was a strange color, but that was only an afterthought to the fact that he is a baby! Alone! On the ground!
Ealusaid looked around for any sort of parent, calling out... but nobody responded. So she scooped up the little one, gently hushing as he fussed.
"It's alright, little one. I have a crib for you to rest in."
#meta: Ealusaid WAS NOT PREGNANT at the end of the last play session. i TRIPLE CHECKED.#she has NO MEMORY of having a baby. she has the milestones of all of her other ones#but not this one#but this baby MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED.#so instead of getting rid of it#i decided to make a storyline out of it#ts4#sims 4#the sims 4#sims 4 ultimate decades challenge#udc#ultimate decades challenge#morbid's ultimate decades challenge#henford on bagley#1312#1312 henford on bagley#paorach family
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You ever just spam the kudos button hoping you break the system and get to put a million kudos on the fic you adore
#cause i do#ugh my heart#i first read this fic like a year ago now#it was so wild to discover 19 people had left kudos on it since i did#i thought i was late to the party lol#i usually hate fake relationship fics because the situation itself gives me a lot of anxiety#but not this one#would die for the characterization#i feel like ive eaten a feast#and ill be happy to read it again in a year or so#ao3 stuff#this is absolutely about kylux
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