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vroomvroommbtch · 2 years

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I think he knows - DR x fem!OC

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Summary: One big victory and three little words in their little peace of heaven called Monaco.

Pairing: Daniel Ricciardo x fem!OC

Warnings: fluff all over the place, mentions of Christian H*rner.

Word count: 4.1k

A/N: Jas and Dan are back for a sec with a cute lil flashback to the good old days. Anyway, I’m still heartbroken about Monza so I don’t have the ability to chitchat much. Hope u like it, let me know what you think, thanks for the love and see you soon 🫶🏻

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I think he knows.

May 2008

Jas always thought her story with Daniel was like a fairytale. She always felt like a weird version of Cinderella going to the ball, ending up meeting the handsome man of the story. But in her case, she wasn't dealing with bad stepsisters and a terrible stepmother; she was dealing with an existential crisis which was the reason why Jas decided to quit her job. For the last four months it felt like a fairytale and that weekend wasn't the exception, but in that chapter Jas felt like the normal girl inside a big party where she wasn't supposed to be in.

When Daniel called her and invited her to go to the Monaco Grand Prix, Jas was terrified. She wasn't scared about going to Monaco per se, but everything that had to do with the race. There were too many cameras, too many famous people, so it was nothing but scary when she was just a girl from Dublin who was working on her mom's flower shop. But what had her absolutely terrified wasn't the fact that she was Daniel Ricciardo's secret girlfriend or the fact that someone might realize, it was the fact that it was her first race and his parents were going to be there. Joe and Grace knew about her, Daniel told her that they had known since they met, but meeting them was just a terrible big step and she was terrified of fucking it up. That was one of the reasons why Jas thought about saying no when Daniel invited her, but between his 'I promise its gonna be alright', 'They already like you', and especially after his little 'I miss you' Jas couldn't say no. No when she was still feeling guilty about not being in China when he won. No when she was dying to hug him after two weeks without seeing him. Meeting his parents and going to her first race in one Monaco in one weekend sounded like too much for her own good, but Daniel sounded nothing but excited and happy just for the thought of having his girlfriend there, so she ended up saying yes.

Terrified and all, Jas packed her things and flew to Monaco, praying to whatever was out there to give them a good weekend. All she wanted was Daniel having a good weekend and getting along with his parents, then the rest could be fixed. She repeated time and time again during the short flight that everything else could be fixed, just like Daniel always told her when some doubt and some 'but' left her lips. 'There's nothing you and I can't do together and everything can be fixed, so don't worry, princess' were always his words, and time after time Jas decided to believe him. Besides there was no reason to not do it when Daniel proved he was right time after time.

The good thing was that a big part of her fear disappeared as she saw Daniel waiting for her at the airport, arms open waiting for her, ready to hold her every single minute that he could. If she was in his arms then she was home and everything was going to be alright. There was no reason why it wasn't to be alright when Daniel was holding her. There was no reason, when time after time, he swore to look after her and after what they had.

Big part of the fear she was feeling also disappeared when she finally met Grace and Joe. Running away from all his obligations for a day, Daniel made time on his absolutely busy schedule to have lunch and then dinner with his girlfriend and his parents and Jas couldn't have been happier for the fact that he decided to make it happen at his apartment and not in some fancy restaurant. Daniel knew she would feel better and less pressure in a familiar place and he couldn't be more right, so between homemade meal made by Grace, some nice bottle of wine, anecdotes about little Daniel and some stories about her family, Jas finally met them. And damn, how she adored them. It wasn't hard to see why Daniel was such a sweet and educated man. Grace and Joe were just the most wonderful, loving, funny couple in the world and they treated Jas as if she was already one of the family, even after meeting her for five minutes.

All that only made Jas fall even more for Daniel, even when she was already head over heels for him. The way his smile was on his face all the time and how he looked nothing but completely relaxed made her remember how that was the man that falling in love with. Not that she needed a reminder, but it made her happy to see him smiling like that.

And just like Jas couldn't help but oh so slowly fall in love with Daniel, she also couldn't help but feel her cheeks getting all red as her boyfriend hugged her back and whispered in her ear how his parents adored her. Then again, she couldn't help but smile when she overheard Joe telling Daniel how Jas wasn't just beautiful but also smart and funny. And thank God she got along with them perfectly fine, other way she had no idea how she would have survived the weekend.

After a much terrible crisis of not knowing what the hell to wear on Friday -and then on Saturday and again on Sunday- solved by an incredibly supportive, loving and patient Daniel, the panic was still around. Daniel left early, kissing Jas and promising that everything was gonna be alright and to just stick with his parents. They promised their son to take care of her and they insisted that everything was going to be alright and to not worry about anything except doing his job. But that wasn't enough to calm the knot in her stomach. Jas had no idea where she was supposed to go or where to stand all weekend, so she was nothing but thankful about Grace holding her arm and Joe making jokes so she would forget about it and let the nerves go away.

And it worked, that's how she had the courage to stand tall against her boyfriend's boss when deep down she was terrified. Christian Horner, the man Jas despised more than anyone in the world, found her as she finally left Daniel's parents for a second to go to the batgirl. With the excuse that they couldn't really introduce each other, the Redbull team principal started talking to her about one thing and then another, slowly dragging her to the subject that mattered to him. Jas didn't need much time to see his goal was to convince Jas to talk to Daniel about staying on the team. She figured Horner surely imagined it was going to be easy to convince her for more than one reason, but it wasn't at all. With a very polite smile and in a very educated way, Jas let clear that she had no idea what Daniel was going to do, but that it was really his decision. Jas explained that she was going to support her boyfriend in his decision no matter what it was and that she had nothing else to say about the matter.

That's when things got ugly.

She knew his words meant nothing, she knew Daniel was already planning on leaving the team, but the way Horner said he could talk to Daniel and convince him that Jas was a distraction made her want to hide and cry. She wanted to go and look for Daniel and hug him for the rest of the weekend, but she just laughed, wishing Horner good luck trying to get a new driver, but especially trying to get her away from Daniel's side.

It took her more than the normal amount of time to get out of the bathroom, but she finally did it when Grace -bless her soul- went looking for her, worried about anything happening to Jas. But being a wise, smart woman, Grace realized in no time that something had happened to Jas. She made the story short, but she explained everything to Grace, repeating word by word everything that Horner said to her. It was Grace the one who held Jas's arm as they went back to Joe and then the one who told him everything that had happened to Jas. Even in the middle of the shock, Jas was nothing but grateful about Joe and Grace telling her to ignore whatever Horner had said to her because it was nonsense. They insisted there was no way Daniel would leave her, especially considering he was absolutely crazy about her. 'I'd like to see him try mentioning you in front of Daniel. And next time he talks to you, come and tell me' was the last thing Joe mentioned about the subject, none of them wanting to ruin the day for some nonsense a guy said. That's why Jas also asked them to not say a thing to Daniel, insisting that she was going to do it herself after the weekend was over.

And that's how the whole weekend went by, spending their days at the Redbull building with Jon and Grace who wouldn't leave her side -just in case-, and spending some stolen minutes with Daniel, which was almost impossible counting how many cameras were pointing at him all the time. But the only place without cameras or people was Daniel's room. Night after night they stayed in bed, making up for the lost time, absolutely lost in each other as they made mess after mess in his bed, trying to not make him too tired. And to make sure Daniel wouldn't get exhausted with the extra cardio session at night, Jas would ride him again and again, making him get so deep inside her that they had no idea where his body started and hers ended.

There was nothing she loved as much as that. There was no one she loved more than him and Jas knew there was no way nobody would take her away from his side. There was no threat terrible enough to make it happen, so everything she did was snuggle close to his body every chance they had, letting herself enjoy the feeling of knowing she was all his. Even with the threat of one of the most powerful men in one of the biggest sports in the world and even with the nerves, Jas was happy as hell. The pure bliss she felt was something that nobody could ever take away from her and it all got better when Daniel won.

Even after it happened, Jas felt like it was a movie. She never prayed. She barely knew how to do it and she hasn't done it since she was nine and had to go to her own Holy Communion to make her late grandma Alice happy. She didn't believe in any of those things, so she never prayed, but that afternoon in Monaco she found herself doing it. First it happened with his pole position and she prayed that nobody would take it away from him. Then Jas begged to whatever was out there to make Daniel's car hold on when in reality he shouldn't even be racing. She prayed for him to hold on and for no one but four time world champion Sebastian Vettel to make one little mistake so he wouldn't overtake Daniel. She knew Daniel needed a miracle, but somehow it happened.

It felt like the movie moved in fast motion. Grace and Joe hugged her, everyone was celebrating, then the podium and the champagne and the pool and everything was a mess. It was full of people everywhere and was terribly loud and, even if she was absolutely happy and proud of her boyfriend, her tears made everything somehow worse. No matter if they were happy or sad tears, every time Jas cried a headache would attack her so it was a matter of time for it to happen, but this time it was more than worth it. But before the migraine could find her, Daniel found her. In the middle of the absolute mess, his hand grabbed hers and brought her close to his body to hug her. She couldn't care less if Daniel was absolutely wet from head to toe, wetting her own clothes. Damn, she wouldn't have complained if he asked her to jump into the pool with him like Michael did. And adobe all Jas didn't care if there were cameras around them. Daniel didn't seem to care about it as she squeezed her waist with his arms around her body, and if he didn't mind, then she didn't mind either. She wasn't even watching around, but she figured that, if Daniel was doing that, then it was safe. And if it wasn't there was a problem they could solve in another moment.

What mattered was what she said during their short hug.

As she stayed with her arms around his neck, Jas whispered a soft 'Fuck, I love you so much!' that Daniel clearly heard. She had been feeling it for a long time, so it was a matter of time for her to finally say it, but she didn't want it to be like that. Not there, not in that moment, not when they were going to be interrupted for his PR because Daniel was needed somewhere else. As soon as Daniel let her go, he asked for an extra second saying that he would be there in a minute, but whatever it was, it was urgent. Jas could see in his eyes how, even with the happiness he was feeling, he wasn't happy to be interrupted and taken away from her. It wasn't nobody's fault, so she let him go, smiling as she grabbed his hand and squeezed it, exclaiming a sweet little 'Go, champ. We'll talk later'. The look on his eyes and the way he nodded when he repeated the words 'We'll talk late' told her everything she needed to know, but even then, she hated to see him disappear behind an ocean of people dressed in blue.

After that, Jas felt like everything went from fast motion to slow motion in a blink. She felt terrible. She shouldn't have said a thing, not in that moment, not when everything was happiness because Daniel won. She wasn't supposed to ruin his day. She wasn't supposed to make things complicated. If she waited for months for the right moment to say it, then she could wait some extra hours and even some days, but she had to go and throw those three words in that moment.

It haunted her. Even if she was smiling all the time, deep down it was eating her. The knot in her stomach felt like an anchor, and she had to carry it around with the weight of her words. But the worst part wasn't that, but overthinking what would have Daniel said if they weren't interrupted. There was too many options. There was too many variations. There were too many possibilities and suddenly Jas was too scared all over again.

She put on a brave face when she finally got to see Daniel again. She smiled because she was still absolutely happy and proud, but also to hide the panic she was feeling deep down. It worked as she waited for the Netflix cameras to leave after recording the Ricciardos in his tiny driver's room. It worked, and after the cameras were off, she hugged the hell out of him, closing her eyes at the feeling of his body against hers. That was all she needed in that moment to make the fear disappear even if for just a second, feeling that everything was in order. If she fucked it up with those three words, then at least she wanted to enjoy being in his arms for some stolen minutes, especially when the cameras were away.

But she hinted that maybe it wasn't that bad when Daniel squeezed her waist, kissed her forehead and rested his head against hers as he spoke softly. "Can you guys give us five minutes?"

"You've two" Michael answered, and she didn't need to open his eyes to know he was smiling behind them. She also could hear Joe and Grace laughing, which made her feel even more at home, because they reminded Jas about her own parents.

"Thanks cunt" Daniel stated, lips still against her skin, and this time she could also feel him smiling, giving her also a bit of peace and even hope.

Trying to light the mood and act like nothing was really happening, Jas opted for jokes too, slapping his ass as she spoke against his chest. "Language. Your mum and dad are here"

"They know I'm a rascal" he shrugged, kissing her forehead one last time before he finally broke their hug so he could look down at her. "Talking about language, there's a little word you threw at me earlier. Actually three little words"

And there was, the conversation she didn't want to hug but that she was actually dying to have. There was Daniel letting her know he clearly heard her over the mess. But taking it as a good sign, Jas could see a little smirk appearing on his handsome face, but then again, he just won Monaco, so she didn't want to get her hopes too high.

But as Daniel looked at her and smiled while resting his hands protectively over her hip, Jas could feel the fear taking over because she finally had to explain what had happened. "God, I'm so sorry, Dan. I shouldn't have, I mean, I should because I wanted to say it but it was such a bad timing. It was all the excitement cause you just fucking won, but its fine. You don't have to say anything. I know its a bad moment so I don't- I mean, you- Shit I'm a mess" she complained, laying her head against his shoulder again. It was the first time she was the one dropping those words on any man she dated and this time he wasn't just any man, it was Daniel. Daniel who was a dream come true, and the man of her dreams all together.

"Hey, can I ask something before you keep on rambling?" Daniel asked, kissing her temple a couple times, making Jas nod as an answer to his question as she hugged his waist. "Say it again? Please?"

Jas felt as if someone had taken the air out of her lungs. She could feel her heartbeats in her ears and her face started to feel warm, clearly turning red. But even with that, she couldn't help but look at him. Her favorite pair of big, brown eyes were looking down at her in a way that only him every did, and she melted. That and the way he was holding her, stroking her waist under her shirt while he smiled at her were all she needed to take the courage to open her mouth and say what he wanted to hear.

"I love you"

"Again?"

"I love you"

"Once more?"

"I love you" she stated one more time. It was clear, short and so simple. It was what she had been dying to say for really long and now the weight was completely out of her shoulders. And for every time Jas said it, Daniel smiled more, which made her smile like a happy kid. Even if he didn't say it back, he was smiling which meant they were okay and if they were okay, then everything else was okay.

It was all so okay that he leaned, getting closer so their noses would touch and his lips would be over hers, sharing the same air. "I love you more" he whispered against her lips. But it didn't stop there. It never stopped there, so Daniel gave her a short, loving, tender kiss that said more than any words could ever say. It summed up everything they felt for each other after four months of being together. It made Jas believe in love again. It made her feel so damn happy that she couldn't stop smiling because Daniel fucking Ricciardo loved her. He loved her and they loved each other and it was still hard to believe she could be that lucky. "I'm sorry I didn't say it earlier. Timing wasn't much on our side and I didn't want to throw it over the phone"

"Yeah, me neither. But I wasn't planning to say it like that in the middle of the mess" she shrugged, still kind of sad because she would have like to say it in another moment.

"Its alright. Just made this day better. Wouldn't have it any other way. Wouldn't have you any other way" Daniel insisted. And while he gave her yet another kiss, his hands slowly went from her waist to her legs, moving her jean skirt up to reach her ass and finally resting his hands there.

That little touch was enough to make Jas moan softly in their kiss, dying to take that damn blue outfit out of him, but holding herself because it wasn't the best place to do it. His parents were probably out there by the door, just like Michael, his friends and the rest of the team, and they really needed to go. Damn, she needed to leave before him because they weren't going to leave the paddock together, so they needed to let each other go, even if they didn't want to.

"Dan, baby, don't do that" Jas begged, knowing perfectly fine how she wasn't going to be able to say no to Daniel and his charms. She never could, so that afternoon wasn't going to be different.

But instead of letting her go, Daniel just moved his left hand to the side, playing with the tiny waistband of her panties, knowing perfectly fine that he could wreck it with one swift move. And then again, if he did it, Jas wouldn't have complained at all. "Why not? I'm sure we still have like two minutes"

"You can't fuck me in two minutes, handsome. We deserve more than a two minutes quickie, grá. Lets keep it for tonight. I've more a couple ideas to congratulate my winner" she purred, kissing his mouth, then the corner of his lips, then his cheek, his jaw and finally his neck. Heaven knew she could spend hours in that huge beautiful neck just getting lost in the feeling of his skin against her lips, so she tried to keep it short, just placing a couple kisses there and then going back to his lips.

"Oh you do?" he wondered, finally putting her skirt down, but never moving his hands from her ass. "Should we go home get changed and then go partying so you can show me after that?"

"Yes, sir. Lets go so you can get wasted. I'll watch over your cute ass. You deserve it after the miracle you pulled off today"

And then it was again, the huge smile on his face as he remembered that not even hours ago he won the Monaco Grand Prix. It felt like a dream, but there it was the trophy, right besides them inside the little tiny room. There was the happy face she loved so damn much and that she wanted to kiss for the rest of her life. "Na, you're getting wasted with me, princess. Then we see how we make it back home"

"Wanna get us drunk and finally get under my skirt, don't you?" Jas giggled, slapping his chest with both hands.

"I always want to get under your skirt. Wait, you gonna wear a dress?" Daniel asked, looking more excited about the fact that his girlfriend was going to wear a dress than about the fact that the party was going to be to honor him and his victory.

"Yes, I will. Easier access, right?" she joked, letting her hands wonder until her arms were around his neck, all so she could play with the short curls on the back of his head.

"Fuck, I love you so fucking much. Get out of here before I fuck you against the door" he joked, slapping her ass all playfully as he stole one last kiss from her. She was never going to get over Daniel saying that he loved her. He was never gonna get over it and damn, she didn't want to.

"See ya at home, babe!"

And then Jas left the room, giggling like a little girl, remembering that no one but Daniel fucking Ricciardo was in love with her.

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thefactsofthematter · 1 year

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for the fic title game!

“i dream of you almost every night (hopefully i won’t wake up this time)

- @we-are-inevitable ✨

@we-are-inevitable i am taking this title very literally but i think you’re gonna like this one 😁

davey jacobs has a crush.

and it’s not that weird. okay? he’s not a creep or anything. he’s just a normal guy… with extreme social anxiety, who pretty much only talks to his parents and his therapist on the day-to-day, far too freaked out to interact with anyone else. he tries not to be too hard on himself about his social ineptness— he’s mentally ill, it’s a disability, and it’s not his fault— but he often finds himself frustrated with the situation.

he’s taking online university classes, he works from home doing simple stuff like data entry and surveys and typing captions/transcripts (so that he can just take jobs from a database and do them himself without needing to send pointless emails or make calls), and he rarely leaves his apartment. he’s been diagnosed with agoraphobia, among several other overlapping anxiety disorders. he truly wants to get better— he checks in with his therapist every single day and he’s genuinely making progress— but it’s hard.

a big step for him is that he’s started going out to get a coffee every morning. he mobile orders it from the shop on his block, so that he doesn’t need to talk to anyone, but he still gets to go pick it up himself. someday, he’ll try to move on to actually talking to the staff or buying a drink that isn’t black coffee, but he’s not quite there yet.

there’s this barista. jack, his handwritten name tag reads. he’s there every morning, looking utterly joyful— he seems to truly enjoy making good coffee and greeting people and pouring fancy latte art to impress everyone waiting for their drinks. he’s pretty, in a way that most people aren’t. he’s a normal-looking person, not necessarily a model or anything, but his confidence shines through so brightly that it makes it hard to look away from him. simply put, davey is awe-struck by this beautiful man.

he doesn’t talk to jack, doesn’t even quite make eye contact with him, but jack starts to recognize him. he never pushes davey to interact, but smiles at him as soon as he walks in and has his coffee ready and greets him with things like there he is! right on time! here’s the usual, dave— have an amazing day! and davey always catches himself thinking about jack on his way home. it doesn’t even make him nervous that jack notices him and talks to him, because he finds he sort of likes it.

and then he has a dream about jack. you see, in his dreams, davey isn’t so anxious— he can talk to people without his throat closing up, and he can go out and do things without the utter terror that tends to grip him when he deviates from his routine. it’s an escape from real life, and he often looks forward to living in that world for some brief relief. he has a dream where he decides to take his laptop to the coffee shop to sit there and work, and then jack comes over to talk to him, and they hit it off and exchange numbers.

the dreams don’t stop. almost every night, jack is there— or rather, this fantasy version of jack that davey’s lonely and anxious brain has invented. davey doesn’t actually know the guy past their daily customer-employee interactions, where jack has a one-sided conversation while davey forces a polite smile. in davey’s fictional world, though, they’re in love <3

there’s 2 ways this au could go from here. option one, davey tells his therapist, who helps him thoroughly unpack the unhealthy obsession and eventually, after that’s dealt with, encourages him to actually introduce himself to jack and see where real life takes him. it’s cute and sweet and it turns out they do make a very good pair.

option two (which i think you’ll like jac bc i know you love a toxic javid au) is that davey gets a little unhinged.

the obsession grows, and he doesn’t tell anyone about it. he finds jack’s social media, figures out where he lives and who he knows, and starts to piece together every bit of information that he can. it’s not like he’s going to use it for anything— that would be creepy. he’s obviously not a stalker or some kind of freak… he just likes jack. he likes knowing about him, likes seeing him every day, and loves seeing him in his dreams, where everything is coming together as realistically as possible. it’s not just at night anymore, no, he daydreams constantly about the life that he’s convinced he’s supposed to be living. if he weren’t such a shut-in, he’d be happy. he’d have jack. that’s how things should be.

i’ll leave it open to interpretation how far this goes— maybe the obsession fades and jack never finds out. maybe davey goes too far. he’s definitely not quite joe from you (which i haven’t watched but have heard enough about to know that this au is starting to have similar vibes) but he’s def got a creepy side to him. idk. i’m never actually going to write this, but i feel like it could make an interesting psychological horror kinda thing to go with this option 👀 feel free to use your imagination!!

#anyways hi jac!! hope this tickled your brain a little <3 making javid a little fucked up is kind of our thing at this point #yes i know fics where davey is an anxious mess are played out but hear me out on this one okay #take that cliche but make it way more fucked up and that can leave you w something fun!

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starsambrosia · 5 months

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So i stop flooding peoples dash im gonna just make this a group, the tag is #livechatter

Im rambling about my life because i feel like it

mean in all reality they have saved me from a lot of bad people and bad things i just i dunno if i can belive that every single person i meet is some kind of malicous creature or person with bad intentions...its been years and im outgoing i like people but ive had to cut off most people because the gods told me some shit about them that was scary or my divination read something was up

I just dont know but i dont want to risk it...

But like, how many demons can one person come across and how many just so happen to be bad news for me

3 confirmed and funny thing is one of them actually scarred me both physically and astrally /wild/ one was my childhood friend who had a crush on me and also decided to get into a pact with a demon for ...funzies... but i cant recall if she had the bloodline or not because the last one who was actually super chill was following a family tradition

so yeah when the gods say "hey psst beckys a demon" im gonna be like "well golly gee 3 out of 3 demons the gods told me about were demons i wonder if this person is in a pact with a demon

and typically /usually/ me and demons dont get along, they find my energy tasty ig. Like demons are fine they are but like they just want to eat me usually or theyr mad at me on sight :")

But in any case im gonna belive it, its just...really?? I know im a beacon but seriously? Every person i meet is some mischievous or negative entity. I get out here fae are more common but /everyone?/ really? I dunno man i cant just be running into every non human on the planet both online and irl or if theyr normal theyr just the most shit person you can be to an almost cartoonish extent.

/idk man/

But i stare at my pendulum the one i warded clensed banished shit on and used rituals to invoke a gods name and boom its just "yup this ones no good"

Like...OK??? THEN WHO IS??? And theyll set me up with people and it never goes well like it always falls through because the people i click with just arent good enough??? Or they just all want me dead?

Am i the problem? Like its me or its them and theyr gods like idk idk man im lost im so lost, how can nobody be ok how can so many people just want to hurt me on sight am i seriously that pathetic looking?? Or are they playing some kind of protective roll? Thats kind assuming a lot about them

What are the fucking odds theyd just be over protective

Im kinda whirlling right now because i think i figured it out, Apollo always expressed guilt over the whole imprisonment thing even though that was literally my fault for directly disobeying his very clear instructions for some guy, yeah thats an embaressment ill never live down

Im wondering if Apollo felt bad and now hes just being really harsh on anyone who comes near me, i only wonder this because he had been around for a really long time before he helped me escape my home/cult

But like ive asked others too

In the same pantheon

That was responsible for a lot of fucking trauma

Who like most of them have a reason to be harsh on people

I just wonder what would happen if i asked maybe Zeus instead of literally anyone else besides maybe some of the goddesses.

Oh godsssss i think ive just deadass been asking the wrong people because everyone else is bias and angry at people

Jesus christ i knew it was my fault if i had just thought about it for a second and got my head out of the ground i wouldve seen it

But still i could be wrong so i need to go ask Zeus with my pendulum and see whats going on before i go removing anything...im also wondering what other people have to say about this because im honestly so tired of shutting up about my weird ass life

Pendulum with Zeus:

Is the reason i keep getting a no on my friends because everyone else is bias and angry at people

Yes

Will you give me non bias direct answers if i contact you?

Yes

I get so specific with my questions because if it can only say yes no or maybe i want to narrow it down as much as possible, questions are phrased intuitively or auto written but some times intentional, more gently guided though.

So i figured it out by live journaling basically...nice, ok so this is weird...but when is it ever not hhh

Thats sweet honestly, if it weren't so suffocating...i cant belive this this has taken me literally 3 and a half years to figure out and i just had to talk to Lord Zeus??? Hhhhhhh oh my gods

Going to him more often now honestly

I wouldve never guessed that i think i think too lowly of myself if it took 3 and a half years to realize they care enough to be mad at people who caused me like, irreparable damadge hahaaaa

#ambrosia #lore #livechatter

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deeply-unserious-fellow · 5 months

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Okay... this is gonna sound like blasphemy, but istg if I dont get this out into the world for people who care to read about Im literally going to go insane, so here it goes. I think Felonyglob is kind of boring. Don't get me wrong they're still a really cute couple! I just. Don't find their relationship all that interesting. Like there isn't all that much to explore in their dynamic.

I think most of the problem lies in Felony Carl not really being all that interesting on his own? Like, he isn't meant to be his own character. He has no depth. Which is okay! Not every character needs to be fully thought out or layered, but typically, the better thought out a character is, the more interesting their relationships are. Felony Carl, right down to his NAME, is really just a joke character. The joke being the juxtaposition between his appearance as a big strong criminal biker guy vs his emotional maturity and comfortability in who he is. He's kind of a cardboard cutout of a man. And instead of his relationship with Globby adding anything to his character, he ends up falling victim to the age old trope of "token love interest to motivate the main character". Like, the Princess Peach to Globby's Mario(it was the first example that came to mind don't @ me andnfnsmsm), minus the damsel in destress stuff. Granted Mario isn't all that interesting of a character either but yOU GET THE POINT RIGHT- Felony Carl just kind of falls flat. I was initially gonna drive this point home even further by comparing him to a really similar, and much more interesting, character, Brock from the Unikitty show, but this paragraph is getting long so I'm just gonna leave it at that. He's also really hard to ADD depth to because we just don't get that much info on his backstory outside of how he used to be named Misdemeanor Carl and that he has a good enough relationship with his father to willingly attend his birthday, which really isn't much! There's nothing interesting about this man to latch onto and expand upon without teetering dangerously close to OC territory!

Now, like I said before, having flat characters is fine. It's kind of a necessity, actually. If every single character in every single show got their backstories fully explained to us then there would never be time for any kind of. Plot. Ever. And, for normal viewers of BH6tS, Felony Carl being flat is perfectly okay, because he really had nothing to do with the main cast. But for ME, a weird little freak who likes to pretend BH6tS is actually The Globby Show(the amount of times I've rewatched literally only the episodes with him in them is evidence enough), Felony Carl is a lot more prominent because, to my eyes, he's technically the main love interest of the show. And he's just. So boring. Funny, but SO BORING.

Now, I am ABSOLUTELY not saying you can't still enjoy this pairing. Literally doesn't fuckin matter. I get the appeal, hell I've made stuff for the ship and have plans to make more! I just think it would be fun to explore Globby's potential dynamics with less one-note characters, y'know? Like, there's an ABUNDANCE of interesting adult characters in BH6tS and the only other Globby-related pairing(bcuz remember I only ever pay attentioj to Globby related stuff) I ever see is Globby x Honey Lemon. Which is a fine pairing, and they do have an interesting dynamic(and before you say that pairing is problematic it fucking isn't Honey Lemon is 21 and when your a consenting adult a 20 year age gap is literally fine omfg), but I think we should get more CREATIVE with it!!! And by we I mean people who. Like to think about Globby and put him in Situations. Actually maybe I'm the only person who really cares about this there's only like one other person on here that posts about him regularly... downsides of having super obscure interests, I guess.

But yeah if anybody wants to like... build up some fun cool ship dynamics between Globby and other characters my dms are always open hehe. This post was actually just a really longwinded and dressed up way for me to ask if anybody wants to talk about Globby ships with me. Sorry not sorry I just want more excuses to talk about this man-

#btw the last part was semi joking I did also genuinely wanna talk abt my personal grievances with Felonyglob #again its an okay ship its just kinda boring :(#big hero 6 #big hero 6 the series #globby #bh6 globby #felony carl #felonyglob #shipping #late night ramblings #gal overanalyzes random shit

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inkybinkyboink · 1 year

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no ok heres my hot take on the whole “breaking bad characters opinions on queer folk” headcanons except its a masterpost with every single character i can think of and it’s in alphabetical order because of my undying need for approval from fictional characters. queerphobic percentages included no extra charge!!!!!!!!!!!

badger: 33% - badger’s been hanging out for long enough to know that people come in all shapes and sizes, no two are the same and that doesn’t confuse him, but he thinks it’s weird. definitely believes that there’s a “normal” and a “not normal”.

chuck: 64% - good lord this man grew up following the rules and probably catholicism. he’s such a pain in the ass abt it too, like he’ll bring up biology the first chance he gets.

francesca: 21% - shes spoken to enough shitty people to the point where as long as you’re not a dick to her she could not give less of a fuck who you are or what you do at home.

gale: 0% - gale is the one character at zero percent for a reason. he’s just,,so full of love???

gus: 1% - ok this was kind of a joke but you cannot look at this man and tell me he doesn’t not have an iota of internalized homophobia in him.

hank: 78% - hes just,,,,so conservative-coded. i don’t trust him. i feel like he’d talk abt queer people like “snowflakes” and uses “blue hair and pronouns” but in the most derogatory way possible.

howard: 24% - idk man i just think he’d be chill with it. he seems like a homie.

huell: 31% - man grew up religious in louisiana like bro. strikes me as a “hate the sin, love the sinner” kind of guy but in the most nonchalant way possible.

jane: 5% - goddamn bro she’s probably queer herself but? god look at her and tell me there isnt a small part of her that harbors the most micro-aggressive biphobia you’ve ever seen.

jesse: 22% - like ok jesse’s funky bc at the beginning of the show hes definitely further up there, but as he grows as a character i think it would go down bc he learns people can be kind, and it’s not based at all in what they do or who they are. like he doesn’t get it, but he’s super willing to listen and learn, but only like,,,after the events of el camino. any time before that i think he would just kind of brush it off.

kim: 15% - she’d go to a pride parade. but also she doesn’t actively advocate for queer rights. but she’s totally cool with it.

lalo: 28% - k so lalo is so gender i struggle to see him as a purely black and white queerphobic person. like, i dont think he’d get it, or understand it, but he also doesnt,,,care,,,like, he’d kill you either way but he’d also ask you your pronouns before he kills you

marie: 67% - her husband is hank and her sister is skyler. need i say more. she gets SUPER terf-y.

mike: 36% - ok so i think he’s kind of in the same boat as lalo, except i added points bc theyre from different generations, which i do think affects viewpoints. but like on any given day mike does not care. he doesn’t care, but also he’s not gonna drive you to your hrt appointment. yknow?

nacho: 12% - look ok i wouldn’t put it past nacho to have experimented himself, i think he understands better than a lot of people that identity and sexuality is fluid. also? idk i feel like he would find the concept of identity interesting, so he’s done a lot of research of his own and stuff.

saul: 26% - saul’s kind of on the same road as jesse i think. like jimmy mcgill would try to listen and understand, but saul just kind of,,,doesn’t care. also probably micro-aggressive but would never actively do anything shitty.

skinny pete: 25% - similar to badger, but he doesn’t think it’s weird, he thinks it’s cool. absolutely watches rupauls drag race.

skyler: 43% - like ok if one of skyler’s kids came out to her, she would be a lot more supportive, but otherwise she just kind of lives in her own bubble where she oversexualizes the concept of queer people and thinks that all drag queens are trans women.

todd: 56% - gd bro todd lives with nazis. that’s a pretty confident contender for not being the most accepting. but of course, it’s todd, so he’s gonna be nice about it? but absolutely trash talks queer ppl behind their back.

tyrus: 35% - we know little to nothing abt tyrus’ backstory but he gives me rlly calm vibes. idk. he doesnt pay much attention to it. has pre-existing notions of queer folk that give him a more negative bias.

tuco: 88% - dude. dude. dude. tuco is a loose canon. please never let me near him. i will die. so quickly.

walter: 35% - ive seen fanfics and implications that him and elliot had something going on, but also walters kind of a total dick? like he’s homophobic bc his own experiences were shitty so he assumes the worst from then on out.

walt jr: 29% - ok everyone says walt jr. would be transphobic but i disagree. hes part of the younger generation, i feel like he would understand it more than anything? i know thats not applicable to every like,,younger person but he’s more surrounded by like,,society and stuff??? idk i think he’d kind of just shrug it off and support it.

victor: 74% - he just...i dont like his vibes. i dont like ‘em. i feel like he’d be rlly douchy if he found someone he was working with or was friends with was queer or trans.

#this post is gonna b hit or miss #breaking bad #better call saul #el camino #delete later maybe #tw transphobia #tw homophobia #tw queerphobia

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mightymargaretofanjou · 9 months

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Sometimes I really like that academia can be an adventure and doesn’t always have to feel like a Standard Adult Job and then sometimes I just sit there with my mouth wide open like what. Why is this profession so weird.

Like this one time I went on a research trip to this library in western Mass that I thought would be in a small city because it was literally called the American Institute for the discipline in question, v official. Nope. Middle of nowhere. The last mile or so was a single lane road with No Trespassing signs every few yards and I truly thought someone was gonna come out of the trees ranting and raving at me to go home until the area opened up into first this huge stone mansion with turrets and vampire film energy and then the actual library that was much more…understated.

The whole trip had strange vibes mostly because I was in the basement of the place the whole time and some guy just appeared from behind the bookshelves at one point and we had multiple interactions that felt like hallucinations. But the thing that really got me was after I’d finished my couple days of research I asked one of the resident researchers who was there what the big mansion was about because I thought it might be a museum or something I could explore. And this man looks me dead in the eye and goes “oh, no, that’s where we live.” Uhhhh apparently all of the researchers for the institute that was in charge of the library lived in that building together. Which is sort of normal by academic standards I guess???? There are definitely plenty of research programs that offer on campus housing. But also imagine in any other profession telling someone “oh yeah, I live in the castle-esque manor directly next to my workplace with four of my coworkers.” And I suddenly understood how we’ve gotten the media rap of eclectic weirdos. I really feel like there’s a novel plot in there somewhere or maybe a serious conversation about work-life balance and coworker interactions but what an insane career field to be in I want to dive in and never leave.

#idk story time I guess #I remembered that tumblr hasn’t heard the story of my weird two days in western mass and I wanted to change that #this is rly only the half of it though #that place has an unmatched bizarre energy #academia #dark academia #historical research #historical records

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Custom Toonami Block Week 140 Rundown

Spy X Family: Right where we left off in the ‘if you fake married people love each other then kiss’ debacle and for some reason as popular as this trope is, the kiss almost never goes through like I guess it’s to get around the weird implications of having a developing relationship’s first PDI be manufactured but it’s still always kinda weird that it’s just a drama spike that fizzles 90% of the time. Luckily Yuri’s way too fucked up with his sister complex to actually let it happen and Yor’s way too shitfaced to not just beat the shit out of him when he tries to stop her from boning Loid right then and there but we’re not in Chainsaw Man yet so we’re not gonna have two characters fuck in front of each other in a weird twisted triangle of misdirected emotions. It’s kinda funny how Yuri’s so fucked on the incest angle and jealous of Loid that Loid’s also jealous of the seamless trust and dependence Yuri and Yor have for each other since he’s never been able to trust a single person in his life. Furthermore the next morning Loid mulls over suspicions that Yor may have a tenuous connection with the government too since Yuri’s a stormtrooper and though he thinks it’s unlikely his professionalism forces him to not rule it out. Anya hears him thinking and desperately wants to tell him to trust Yor but she can’t think of a casual way to do it without blowing her secret so she has to back down which breaks my heart a bit though she does manage to give them a cryptic message of encouragement. Still Loid bugs Yor to try and figure her out and turns out Yor’s just having an existential crisis about not being all that great with domestic skills and her fucking toxic coworkers aren’t helping so Loid does what every sane person would do… dress up like a stormtrooper and threaten your wife with jailtime unless she tries to use a familial connection to nepotize her way out of the situation, you know, the normal reaction. Turns out Yor’s fists are stronger than any nepotism so there’s no issue and when Loid comes back to hear how genuine Yor’s worries were he destroys the bug and tells her regardless of what the social construct of an ideal wife should do, she’s doing great with the things she’s good at and Anya loves her and their family is stronger because of her. Anya comes home and IMMEDIATELY realizes they’ve made up despite the only fight going on in their minds and everybody has cake, good ending.

Inuyasha: We’re finally back in canon territory but honestly this is the stretch of canon that feels the most like filler, we’ve finally hit the Hakudoshi arc, the point in the series where the author went ‘well we can’t kill Naraku yet but having him just dip out of the story for long stretches of time isn’t quite working so I’ll make a secondary villain for them to chase around for a while’. And it’s not like it’s all bad it’s just very obviously trying to buy for time after the Band of Seven arc which was in-universe just buying for time. But yeah Kagura and Baby are still going around murdering monks until they come across the one dude that sealed a giant fire demon horse whose rider is supposed to be able to conquer the world and he is like the strongest monk around… prolly shoulda started with him if we’re being honest then he wouldn’t know people are coming to kill him. Though it is kinda nice this monk actually has a bit of fight in him and is able to block some of Kagura’s attacks and split the Baby in half, like I’m just so used to anyone outside the main cast being absolutely useless at this point it’s like watching DBZ and seeing Tien cockblock Semi-Perfect Cell it’s refreshing. Though without the monk the demon horse is free and can literally outrun Inuyasha’s Wind Scar so we’re kinda fucked there and also both halves of the Baby are still alive and apparently this was all part of his plan somehow so cool I guess.

Yu Yu Hakusho: Now that Sensui’s gangster personality has a tommygun to Yusuke’s head, Koenma shows up to take out his pacifier which apparently creates a demon shield several times stronger than the existing demon shield that will also seal Sensui away and Koenma since he feels responsible for Sensui decides to be sealed away too. It’s basically a once in a millennium ‘get out of demon invasion free’ card and apparently it’s supposed to be used for the actual Armageddon but Koenma figures if Sensui destroys everything here there’s no point and they have a better chance of figuring something else out when Armageddon comes than pretending like Sensui’s plan isn’t a problem, you’d think the shield would last regardless but I guess it’s more of a patch than something that reinforces the whole thing. Yusuke stops him, having used the Spirit Wave to heal while they were talking because the Spirit Wave is so ill-defined it might as well do anything why not. He’s motivated part by wanting to save the lifeline for when they really need it and part by fucking pettiness and wanting to finish what he started so he lives out the American Dream and punches his boss in the fucking face. Meanwhile he punches Sensui’s mafia boss ass in the fucking stomach and is like ‘just cause you’re cruel doesn’t mean you’re strong’ which makes sense like this personality is the most likely to get in cheap shots or be cutthroat but that doesn’t mean it’s the most well-equipped for actual fighting, kind of the opposite actually since he’s only there to do the dirty work against things Sensui knows he can beat. This forces the real Sensui out who does the whole Shonen Final Boss stomp all over Yusuke. It’s kinda funny the way they portray Sensui Prime as ‘pure’ because he foisted all of his crimes and even personal expression onto his other personalities because he can’t cope with life being complicated but still condones all the evil shit they do, like it’s supposed to be a ‘pure is not good’ trope but it kinda just comes off as dumb hypocritical nonsense like he’s still enabling everything and even doing it with his own hands he’s just dissociating REALLY hard while doing it. Feel like the psychiatric angle to this is well-meaning and not the worst but still feel like if this was done today it would need a little tweaking.

Jujutsu Kaisen: Junpei Yoshino is an average kid that no one understands, he’s also the witness to the Big Bad giving the three movie theater kids Curse Cancer while they’re watching the latest Human Centipede movie and wants to know how he can be cool and punish bullies by turning their heads into misshapen gourds too. Meanwhile Kento and Yuji are sent to go investigate who made the attacks and clean up the mooks they left behind. Kento’s a pretty fun character and he’s basically the epitome of the ‘sorry for flying off the handle like that’ meme with the power of FRACTIONS, so that’s pretty cool. Yuji also shows off that he basically has a double punch now which reminds me of Kensei’s Bankai from Bleach so it’s cool that he gets to do shit now that he has an actual powerset and isn’t just swinging around a magical knife. Turns out the mooks they were killing though were actually human zombies like the cancer bullies and they were technically dead before they showed up so Yuji doesn’t have to deal with any moral implications of killing people though because he’s Yuji that doesn’t quite wipe his conscience clean even though it does adhere to the weird shonen protagonist standard of not being allowed to kill humans despite slaying demons which just seems kinda racist against sentient demons. Junpei seems to be getting lessons from the Big Bad in the sewers on how to be evil which if I’m not mistaken was literally the plot of the last Halloween movie for some reason, and he mentions Special Grade Potential Cursed Spirits which basically seem to be the Devils from Chainsaw Man so you could plausibly make the connection that Chainsaw Man is an alternate universe of Jujutsu Kaisen where they fucked up and the curse spirits got everywhere. But yeah Big Bad dude is apparently the fear humanity has for itself which may be extremely powerful or may just be him being edgy, hard to tell at this point. But yeah Yuji’s sent on busy work to go track down Junpei while Kento goes to jump the big bad’s lair which you’d think they could afford more sorcerers for given we’ve got 6-8 of them from the last episode basically just sitting in a field working out for a Sports Festival but whatever.

Chainsaw Man: While Himeno’s Ghost Devil gets its ass kicked by the Snake Devil, her last act of strength lets her base ghost hand pull Denji’s cord to wake him up, you know every guy needs a good ghost yank to get going. He fights Katana Man for a bit and tries to take a hostage from the enemy side but Katana Man just does the anime thing where he appears behind them and has cut them both in half. If this dude has absorbed all the anime bullshit that has been poured into katanas over the past few decades then we really are screwed. Meanwhile Makima apparently used Gold Experience Requiem and just went ‘no’ to being fucking shot and apparently Contracted the Death Note Devil because not only does she pull a page out of L’s book and murder convicted death row inmates to catch the current bad guys but she’s able to kill the convicts and have their lives connect to the mooks currently doing the shootings. Though given some of the mooks were already dead and Makima had exactly enough convicts to do the job idk how she knew how many she needed given she said to get thirty convicts and they only used like twelve of them. So everyone but Katana Man and Snake Girl are dead and they’re trying to load Denji’s torso up when out of fucking nowhere comes KOBENI, she got her coworker killed and murdered a mafia granny so we’ve hit her trauma threshold and now she gonna bring down the power of the Sloppy Blowjob Devil on these motherfuckers and fucks them both the hell up and saves Denji, like damn girl nice job. One of the survivors meets Makima on the return trip and says that basically 90% of the human hunters are dead and they’ve just mashed all the remaining peeps into one squad directly under Makima herself, also he’s quitting because fuck he was not in this for a Godfather montage. But also he says she predicted at least part of this would happen and wants answers and she’s just like ‘bitch you don’t work for me anymore I don’t owe you shit’. Meanwhile Kobeni’s working on her character arc and apologizing to half of Denji for trying to kill him at the first sign of any kind of mental stress.

Ranking of Kings: Bosse!Daida tells Hilling about who he is and how he’s bodysnatched their son’s body to cheat death and Hilling gives the only appropriate response and passes the fuck out. We then get a flashback with Hilling’s bodyguard watching her clumsy attempts to relate to Bojji and how he eventually became endeared towards her and accept his job to be her shield which is good considering there’s three chimera beasts about to jump in her room and kill her. Dude fucking beats the shit out of them before almost dying though thankfully his charge is also one of the best healing magicians in the fucking world so he’s fine. Meanwhile Bosse!Daida and Miranjo are ruminating on how their plan didn’t work and Bosse is weirdly blasé about it like he’s not trying to stop Miranjo’s plans in any way and seems to support her but doesn’t seem too thrilled about how things are going and doesn’t want to be doing what he’s doing but is also making no effort at all to stop it so yeah he just gonna do a moonlight puppet dance with his third mirror wife I guess, sure. Hilling confronts him about, you know, trying to kill her, and while he’s busy giving non-answers, Daida can hear her voice from inside him and she can hear his and it’s a really touching moment until Hilling’s about to fucking stab Bosse!Daida in the chest to get Daida!Daida out and literally no one thinks that’ll work so they knock her out. Bosse!Daida tells her bodyguard to flee the country with her if he wants her to live and wait for Bojji to finish his training since for some reason he has faith that he will be the key to all this.

Vinland Saga: The time for the war between Denmark and England has come and Askeladd’s crew find themselves literally trying to make London Bridge fall down. Apparently the commander of the English is a former Viking named Thorkell and he’s just like… two and a half dudes tall and sinks ships by throwing fucking cabers at them. So Floki comes and is like ‘man the English are pussies, come back to us and we’ll pay you double’ and Thorkell’s like ‘The English ARE pussies but that’s why slaughtering them all would be no fun so I’mma stay here and fight some real men, you fucking guys.’ But he says it in Norse so his English subordinates can’t understand him which made me laugh. Askeladd goes with Plan A which at this point is always ‘throw Thorfinn at it and get the hell out if things look tough’ and Thorfinn does give Thorkell a good fight and takes two of his fingers but dude’s just too big and strong for Thorfinn’s tiny knives and kicks his ass but lets him dip himself off the bridge and thanks him for the fight. Meanwhile the King of Denmark is just like ‘man this is taking too long, how long should it take to sieg one of the most defensively capable cities on the planet? Like a week?’ and sends 4/5ths of the navy to other parts of England and lets his greenhorn son who we established last time is basically only here so the Vikings don’t think he’s a little bitch be in charge of the sieg of London. So Thorfinn’s beat to shit and regroups with Askeladd’s ground-based entourage now headed for Wessex and he’s just like ‘what the fuck is wrong with Viking culture that we all thing killing is fun, I’m killing for the RIGHT reasons, to stick my enemy’s heart on a pike and set my dead pacifist father’s mind at ease that his son wasted a quarter of his life killing himself over pointless revenge’.

#ooc #Toonami #Custom Toonami Block #Spy X Family #Inuyasha #Yu Yu Hakusho #Jujutsu Kaisen #Chainsaw Man #Ranking of Kings #Vinland Saga

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andythebondy · 11 months

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The Proto-Story!

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Next (->)

A Choose your own Adventure! (But be aware some of the choices that you’re doing will have some consequences so choose wisely…)

You Arrived at the movie theater with your friends but didn’t come in a joined car your friends all had cars but not you cause your apartment is pretty close by so there’s no reason to drive to the movie theater since is close by well almost close Since the walk will only take about 10 or 15 minutes of walking to the movie theater.

Anyway, fast forward when the movie is over. An employee of the movie theater warns you and your friends to stay careful since there’s a blizzard and you and you’re friends should put a sweater, a jacket, a coat, and gloves to protect yourselves from freezing. Luckily you and your friends came prepared so within a few sec or minutes you and your friends were already geared up.

You check your phone and check the weather conditions and notice that is only 55°F is a little cold but with the blizzard now is 50°F. “Is alright is not that cold. Only for a little bit!” You said to your friends you and your friends hi-five each other and hug goodbye knowing that you probably gonna see them again tomorrow.

You watched as your friends got every single one of their cars, start the engine and drive their separate ways back home. You watched at least 4 of your friends drives off.

Alright! On your way home start by walking! As you walked you didn’t even mind the cold air or the cold is pretty nice since your room is so hot you don’t know why you didn’t turn on the air conditioner but you ignore it and start playing some Lofi hip hop music and start you’re way home.

There’s nothing, in particular, that happened just 2 minutes while walking you've been dancing you’re way home while listening to hip hop music and excited cause you've never seen anyone in the street or the sidewalk cause if 1:00 am and that’s explained why is almost a ghost town while kinda well you lived in the city not like New York but you lived in a pretty chill and beautiful city.

But In 10 minutes you just need 5 minutes to go and you’ll be home but after 3 minutes of you walking and listening to jazz music, you hear faint grunting and growling noises coming from you’re headphones. “What the?” You say as you pause you’re music expecting the sounds again but nothing.

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“Is probably just the part of the music.” You think to yourself as you continue to play the music like nothing happened but you swear not even after putting your headset back on again you heard it again. But this time you can almost hear a voice coming from your headphone which is weird cause is the middle of the night and hardly anyone is around so who’s doing it?!

But anyway, you heard the voice that muffled saying “damnit! Why do I always get stuck like this!” The voices muffle on your headphone it didn’t take long before the headphone on your head takes off on their own!

“H-hey!” You shout as you chase your headphone down you practice running on tracks so you easily chase the headphone down. Then after hours of chasing your headphone, it was there lying on the floor in the alleyway you pick it up and get rid of the snow that was on your headphone.

You were gonna pull out your phone to gps you’re apartment when you hear soft grunting and growling noises coming from the alleyway not just that you also hear a whimpering as if an animal is distressed or badly hurt.

You had a look of worry across your face yet you don’t know what was about you were gonna open your mouth to say something but you stop yourself for an odd reason.

Is 1 am and you don’t normally hear stuff but you “are” hearing stuff and you should go home but that whimpering back on the alleyway. What if some animal got hurt? What if an animal is in distress and needs your help?

What do you do?

1. (You Weren’t Scared) Be a Man walk over to the noise and to see what’s going on. (25% | 2 Votes)

2. (You weren’t scared but you are cautious) You walk over there but not too close and ask who’s there. (Chosen!) (50% | 4 Votes)

3. (You’re cautious) tiptoe you’re way to the noise and when you’re there listen carefully to see if someone’s there (12.5% | 1 Votes)

4. (You’re Scared) Pull your Gun out and slowly start to walk over to the noise and when you get there shine your flashlight. (12.5% | 1 Votes)

Votes Ended!!! (2 was Chosen!)

#story #story telling #art #digital art #city #choices #adventure #cartoon #proto-story

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let’s not beat around the bush id love a smash pass of the whole current grid

OKAY i've already answered a few but here's the entire grid in current championship order and YES i am going to include reserve drivers. putting this under a cut because good lord

max: have been through this - smash. he is not my normal type physically and yet i am deeply profoundly attracted to him. AND he has cats. win/win

checo: lol i forgot he was p2 now. anyway pass i'm sorry but he just does absolutely nothing for me

charles: well come on. obviously smash.

george: unfortunately we have also been through this and he is a regretful but simultaneously decisive smash

carlos: you see the thing about carlos is that he is objectively a very good looking man but in such a conventional way that it just registers as a net zero pussy response from me on all but a VERY select set of occasions. so pass :-/

lewis: SMASH. but also sort of a pass just out of like, the pressure of who has preceded me. i mean the man has slept with a pussycat doll and also probably rihanna i CANNOT win in this situation

lando: normally pass because if he was my type i'd just be posting about minecraft youtubers but i have to admit that one gifset going around of him looking flushed and sweaty after singapore did something absolutely outrageous to me. a 50/50

esteban: smash feels like the wrong word. there would be nothing violent about this interaction other than me changing position too fast and accidentally snapping every single one of his stick insect limbs perfectly in half

fernando: something about his face shape is just so deeply offputting to me and i cannot put it into words. i'm sorry. pass

valtteri: i have never seen a man's arse so many times and had literally zero erotic thoughts about it on any of those occasions. pass

seb: come on now i'm not a heathen. SMASH.

daniel: smash but i know it would be like deeply annoying sex. he'd be absolutely destroying me with his perfectly formed pussy eating nose and then he'd shout PIERRE GASLYYYYY as i orgasmed.

kmag: i feel nothing. pass.

lance: i am not attracted to him but everything about footage of him and his girlfriend together has me convinced that he must fuck like an absolute mountain rat. smash purely out of curiosity

mick: i genuinely cannot say smash because even though he's like. a perfectly respectable non-weird fuckable age for me as a 25 year old every time i see him i just think. That's A Little Baby Boy. pass

yuki: the thing is i don't really find him attractive 90% of the time (i have seen Some very compelling images on this front) BUT 1) short king recognises short king and 2) i feel like it would just be a hilarious experience this is a guy who knows how to make sex funny. maybe.

zhou: i'm contemplating. i've contemplated. smash.

alex: smash bc from his i feel like he would just be really fun and sweet in bed, like he's not gonna destroy you but you're still gonna remember it for how fun and charming the experience was. HOWEVER it could not be at the albon family home bc can you imagine the non stop racket of the collective albon pets trying to break in so horsey specifically can judge you

nicky: i feel like me saying smash is not SURPRISING but, my eternal nicky latifi fondness notwithstanding, this is another lance situation. what is it about the canadian pay drivers huh

nyck: short king recognises short king. smash.

hulk: again he just has too much aged-out frat boy energy for me so it's gotta be a pass

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Waltzes in

I AM DONE WITH MY LAST TWO EXAMS PREP LET'S GO GAYS LET'S GOOOO

it's like 11 pm and I am tired but let's gooo I am so excited

gonna but my On Repeat Spotify playlist okay okay

the first song is literally helpless and Eliza is not having a good time in here I-

lmao, the poor American government dealing with THIS? oh nooo

Neither of them had any desire to wake them, even though it was almost ten AM and all three of the kids rarely ever slept past nine.

And then there is me who could sleep for 12-14 hours uninterrupted through an earthquake. 9am? The fuck?

ah yes hello Eliza...this is normal this is fine

Love how Eliza is like a tiny addition to the Washington family

AYY THIS IS THE SNIPPET YOU POSTED!

Young girls couldn’t be careful enough these days.

If this ain't the most accurate shit I have ever read. Need me some steel-capped boots.

I feel bad for Eliza :(

ah yes...inviting your son's ex who he dumped for a man he was in love with in a previous life for coffee...normal behaviour. very normal.

Jack had always called it his ‘dad voice’, but… he wasn’t so sure that was what it was, not anymore. Not after Alex had snapped to attention every single time he’d used it during the past day.

No, he was beginning to suspect it was more of a ‘military commander voice’ than anything else.

NOW WHY DID THIS MAKE ME ACTUALLY STOP AND STARE I AM SAD

This isn't right...they don't deserve this.

George has their coffee preferences memorized...NEED ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE AND THANK YOU

I know nothing about Philip Schuyler is there a particular reason he's struggling so much?

omg yeah...the therapist waiting lists...

People be coming with trauma from 200 years ago I am crying-

“It’s… hard. Getting back to normal will be difficult, but for now, I think it’s enough to hang in there and keep going, right?”

Oh oh, this hit me hard especially after some shit in the past year and ohhh god this.

“You’re right. Maybe we’ll just have to create a new normal.”

Yeah. We'll get there one day. One day.

Oh yeah, the registry and shit. George just be like "So uh I was y'all's first president lmao"

To him, it just sounded like they were fishing for yet another method to prosecute and segregate people.

!!!!! FUCK THE REGISTRY !!!!!! Reminded me too much of how the Cohort had the institute heads register all the downworlders and track them all that shit. (this is from the shadowhunter books)

That power in the wrong hands...fuck I wish they did have a way of proving who is lying and not.

YEAH GEORGE YOU DO YOU LOVE!

Ah yes. They have always been related. Fun right?

JOHN JOHN JOHN LOML JOHN

noo this is breaking me

GOD DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA?? FIND THEM

Being without Alex just left him… empty. Grey. Sunrise wasn’t as beautiful without him by his side, his morning coffee tasted stale on his tongue, his own smile seemed dim to him when he flashed it at himself in the mirror.

oh wow pain wow okay y'know what imma just review literature my heart hurts

OH KID HELLO

Jagger hello!

PROBLEM CHILD AUHISUDHIUIHDVUIHFD

ah yes, major historical moment. noice.

ohhh Jagger is the couple's child who own the cafe.

ANGELICA???? TIS YOU????

LMAO, SHE'S LIKE "fuck the guy" and John's just like "uh..." not knowing the guy is his husband

this is so weird/cool because they are so entangled but they don't know it ahhhhh

aww, he's getting them pastries.

“Pretty homophobic of you to erase my sexuality like that,” he shot back as he set it down.

LMAO I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOUR

JAGGER AND JOHN CONTENT MY BELOVED

you recognize them because you met them 200 years ago :)

YESS HE REMEMBERS THEM!

He wondered if it would feel this odd when he was finally face to face with Alex–because he would find him, without question–but he couldn’t really imagine it. No, finding Alex would be like coming home for the first time, he was sure of it.

My version of the meeting involves a lot of drama and snow and rain. But yes. You will recognize him. I know you will.

JAGGER IS SOMEONE FROM THE 50S AU?? WHOMST??

OF COURSE! JOHN KNOWS HAMILTON WAS WASHINGTON'S SON SO IT MAKES SENSE FOR THEIR REINCARNATED PERSONAS TO KNOW EACH OTHER TOO AND JUST-

AHHHHH

Eliza just met him and oh my god oh my god I am freaking out

John didn’t know why he even asked. He knew everything there was to know about Washington, but… talking about him was almost comforting, in a sense. The man had been more of a father to him back then than Henry Laurens ever had been, and he could admit to himself that he didn’t only miss Alex.

I...Need me some Washingtons with John content please and thank you I miss them.

“Apparently he’s already decided not to get registered and to let the idiots fight over who gets to kin him,”

So sexy of him.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD NEED THE GIRLS TO COME BACK PLEASE LEAD JOHN TO ALEX OH MY GOD

I just finished it now I will lie down and think about it for the rest of the night.

LOVED THIS SO FUCKING MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA! THIS WAS GREAT YOU'RE GREAT GOOD NIGHT

so you sent this almost a month ago now but ANYWAY LET'S GO ADHJHDKJHAKJD

lmao helpless 😭

yeah <3 they're useless, your honour!

ashfskhdhf they were raised by Gwash, do you truly think he let's those kids sleep past nine am 😭

hiii Eliza :)) completely normal!

you can never have enough steel-capped boots!

yeah she's not having the best time :/

there's a reason it's usually Martha who opens the door okay. George is fucking useless he knows nothing about people he WILL invite his son's very recently broken up with ex in to have coffee!! what is George if not a grown up himbo

AHDKAJDHKJ EXCELLENT THAT WAS THE INTENTION

of course he does!!!! this man lives to make his wife coffee and he's too much of a dad to not immediately memorise Eliza's too <3

oh it's just because Schuyler was also a general! I don't know anything about him either I just thought I would be spicy and give all the soldiers mental illness :]

therapist waiting lists our beloathed! yeah imagine you're just a random guy and some dude comes into your therapy session who has trauma from being like. guillotined in the french revolution 😭

yeahhhh haha unintentional covid parallels go brrr :')

fuck the registry <3333

oh! I didn't read those but we stan the cinematic parallels ;)

mhh they have no way of knowing who's lying except for crossreferencing! you know, finding people who would have known this person and asking them. and hoping these people are. not lying. which they could be!

JOHN HAS ARRIVED!!!

they do have social media, unfortunately it's hard to find someone without knowing their last name :')

yeah haha. pain!

hi Jagger :)) favourite problem child <3

you are the second person who thought this is Angelica but it's Peggy 😭

John is like "uh sure I guess", unaware that he will interpret "fuck that guy" in an entirely different manner!

yes thank you that was why I was so excited about that idea! them being so connected without knowing it :)

JAGGER AND JOHN MY FAVOURITE SURROGATE SIBLING DUO

of course he will recognise Alex <33

AHDGJHD JAGGER IS NO ONE SPECIFIC THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE GUY

yeah!! John's family is the exact same now as they used to be back then, so he has good reason to believe Alex is Washington's son again!

wanting Washington & John content is like searching for water in a desert, it's harrowing and depressing! but I think there will be reincarnation au content with Them :)

they really need to come back I am fucking blue balling myself at this point. just come back and give John Alex's number I am begging you (she said, with no intention to make it happen)

THANK YOU THANK YOU ADKHFKJHAD

#i love you live bloggings i am unfortunately just very bad at answering stuff lately!#but anyway know i absolutely loved this <33 #ask #evie!#reincarnation au #long post

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