Jon in tma, as we all know: “Martin… you’re not… you didn’t die here, did you?”

Alice in the recent tmagp episode: “I was born down here and I’ll die down here”

All I’m saying is The Magnus Protocol has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

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Imagine rolan DOES NOT INVITE FUCKING ANYONE TO HIS WEDDING

Just cal and Lia are there and their p much the only ones in town who know he's married.

So he just rolls up one day witha. Wedding ring welded to his horn and no one who NOT A TIEFLING knows what it fucking is.

And he's gorgeous, he just is ok. Eventually it becomes very apparent that certain people think he's a bachelor. These people FLIRT BOLDLY with him and he's just trying to get away.

UNTIL

He winds up cornered at some event someone is aggressively trying to get his attention, and he's SICK OF IT! So he finally just

" have you no shame?! Are you BLIND!?"

Pointing to his horn jewelry

" What do you think this is !? I AM MARRIED!!!"

Him just absolutely over all of it and marching out the damn place but stopping at the door

" HOMEWRECKER!"

Him immediately going home to pout with his spouse and just bitch about it.

Lol

Listen, I'm not done on absolute batshit shenanigans with Lockwood & Co plus Skull.

Imagine this, its late at night, they're chasing down a dangerous specter. They come across an abandoned Night Cab, the driver likely fleeing the terror and decide to commandeer it. None of them are at the legal driving age in Britain and -despite all the laws they break - they are all very concerned about this. They turn to Skull who is being bounced around a plastic shopping bag because they'd been in a rush leaving the house. Not only is he a few years older than them biologically but he's also like, over a century lol.

He and Lucy bicker in the street for a minute while the others listen awkwardly to the one sided debate. Skull gives in so the five of them pile into the car and Lucy straps the half broken into the front seat with the belt across him. Skull - being a dead Victorian boy with NO idea how to drive a car or how traffic laws work but also an agent of chaotic evil - makes an absolute mess of driving.

The kids are screaming in the car as it speeds through the streets, skids through hairpin turns, probably runs red lights and breaks people's side mirrors on purpose. The police are on them before long, Lucy is hissing at Skull to just keep going even as the little shit puts on his hazards and pulls off to the side. Imagine you are the officer walking up to that dented, haggard looking cab.

It is positively coated in frost, one of the few visible signs of an active haunting. You peer inside to find 4 brightly smiling youths with grave dirt on their cheeks and rapiers across their laps. Agents, obviously but with no adult supervisor in sight. One darling, pretty girl bats her eyelids and asks is there is problem because they really are in quite the hurry. You look down to find the car is driving seemingly by itself, the wheel and radio dial turning on its own. There is an old looking, cracked skull buckled into the drivers seat. One girl in the back is grinning unsettling wide because she is the only one who can hear the skull explaining to the officer that he was just taking his children to the sacrifice pit to offer them as tribute to his dark lord. You decide this is well above your pay grade and wish the agents and their?? driver???? a good night. As they drive off, you decide its finally time to take up your brother's offer and move out with him to Australia. Britain just gets weirder every year.

guys i think ive solved all of shipping

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if only there was a joke to be made between apples and corporate tech giants

obligatory alt ending:

side by side with the original

Sometimes I like to wonder if Beez had been honest with Crowley in that first convo of s2. It'd be OOC for them, I know, but just picture them being like "This is embarrassing, but I'm in love with an angel, and he's gone missing, and I'm worried." And poor Crowley, the queen of angel-aimed down baddery and rescues, having to deal with the clusterfuck of Beez vying for the title of Most Down Bad Demon.

AND maybe he could've just gone to Azi and been like, "yeah, we're giving Jim to Hell. They'll take good care of him" while Beez stands outside the bookshop with a bouquet of roses, and Azi is confused.

but imagine this

a Sleep Token halloween show: II, III and IV dress up as famous masked serial killers from the movies (like ghost face, michael myers, jig saw etc.) And there it comes Vessel, with his black painted body ...in a batman costume

now listen—

I got my two younger brothers into slay the princess and asked one of them how he pictured hero and he said link from ocarina of time and I have been thinking about it ever since

ok but imagine Mav avoiding doing anything intimate with Ice (even like cuddling) for months and Ice getting nervous Mav doesn’t like him because of it but no, Mav’s just been wearing platform shoes throughout his entire aviator career and doesn’t want Ice to realize how tiny he actually is 

I think the funniest thing that could happen in this prison arc is that one of the medics at the prison help heal phil’s wings enough for him to fly and he just gets a lasso and one by one helps people get out purgatory style

listen, i’ve been challenged to write ganondorf x reader

the person that challenged me thinks this is simply diabolical and hilarious and undoing

little do they know that i love monarchy aus and have so many opinions on what ganondorf could’ve been as a character and it would be so fun

also—there’s a bunch of fans of ganondorf right? y’all are simping for him right? he may not be my personal cup of tea but y’all would absolutely have my support if you were—!

literally Living for the dynamic between the Maxim&VR-LA dynamic and the VR-LA&Vahs dynamic. Like, on the one hand. I ship the prior as a qpr and that’s basically it. On the Other. It would be… so, so funny. If Vahs were like “oh no I’m not flirting with the robits cause I Want them, I’m doing it cause it gets a Rise outta both of ‘em.” Except he Never Clarifies That and Maxim and VRLA are the Exact brand of Idiot that would be baffled but take it seriously. Am i spouting nonsense rn or do y’all see this too? Like Vahs is Here for the robit duo he just flirts with everything that moves and meanwhile the Business Associates are in Shambles trying to understand why Vahs is flirting with BOTH of them. Does he know they’re together? Does he know mechanites are asexual? Is he interested in them? Is he joking? What the &$:@?

Taking all my self control to not end the Young Justice x Assorted Young Marvel Heroes crossover like:

Reech Ambassador: I have an army. Kamala: We have a Hulk. Billy, calling his emperor husband: AND A BIGGER ARMY.

Do you guys ever think about how funny it would be if Janus wasnt even Janus's real name? Like there was so much drama about his name: the theatrics, the glove, the show of trust, roman getting villainized by making fun of his name.... Can you imagine if in the next episode someone calls him Janus and hes like "uhm who?" Because h(e's a dork) forgot thats the name he told them and everyone starts yelling.

Roman: i want to apolgize janus--

Deceit: janus....janus...why does that name sound familiar....

Roman: BECAUSE ITS YOUR NAME??!?

Deceit: ah, right! Okay continue!

Now i don't think Tarn would ever show up in earthspark, i think it's highly unlikely and would definitely not fit with the tone of the show

But

It would be immensely funny to me and i would lose my shit (positive)

so I was thinking separately about the fishing cult jokes from the fandom and the eventual plans to connect the bases through the hollow mountain from the ccs

And my mind combined

So now I raise you

MASSIVE shrine to the glory of fish. Inside the cave. Maybe near roof-height but not necessarily. Think Mooner's shrine but BIGGER. Requires way too much prismarine. Spooky lighting.

Do you see my vision?