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confinesofmy · 4 months

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i'm for real about to spend $50 on microwave cookware... i'm becoming my grandmother

#i want a microwave steamer #but it can't be plastic!!!!!!#or cheap/shitty #and it might as well be a major investment right? like i'll use it frequently so why wouldn't it cost more than $20 #<- sliding down the slope that leads to unnecessary purchases #but it'll save money on food!!!!!#i'll be able to buy bulk frozen vegetables and safely and effectively steam them #i'll even be able to microwave rice‚ something i probably don't even want to do actually. whata wrong with my stove.#so it's really just the vegetables #but i think i'll have paid off the steamer's cost in.... oh actually only about 5-6 months hm. ok.#not including the nebulous and priceless concept of 'less microplastics/toxins in my veggies'#god i hate and love purchasing items and products #i'm gonna look up knock-offs buy a cheapo one for $30 then cave and spend another $50 after a couple months aren't i.......#adam talks too much

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draftdodgeraziraphale · 1 year

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#for me it's the 3D holographic stuff i can't stand them like #the sound it makes & the feeling of it when you run your nails over them. it makes my teeth hurt #personal #funnily enough corduroy is fine with me even though it's similar in that it has like those raised ridges. i guess bc it's fabric v plastic #that said velvet is my enemy also

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 months

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*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment #so many innocent bystanders at stake #every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis #racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system #and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description #aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh #(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt.#but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.)#seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this.#the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later?#that is not cute. it is Alarming.#no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain #and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students #this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE #...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power #and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class #which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever #it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses...#anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you.#obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding #are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it #please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent #mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies #& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground #mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man

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zephyrchama · 15 days

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This could apply to either Solomon (in Nightbringer) or the demon brothers (in OG/maybe later Nightbringer?).

What if whoever MC lived with started cursing bags of potato chips and pickle jars, simple stuff that occasionally is difficult to open, so that MC could never open them alone and always needed help?

They might be able to get away with it for a week or two, tops, before facing MC's vengeance.

#posts saved to the drafts folder at 2am #“you curse my food so I can't open it? fine. I'll open YOU” mc yells and goes at them with a flimsy plastic knife #obey me hcs #obey me hc #obey me scenario #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me x mc #obey me crack #omswd #obey me!#obey me headcanon #obey me #obey me brothers #obey me solomon #obey me ideas #theres a jar of pickles in the fridge ive been unable to open for three months

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simplykorra · 1 year

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a while back i reached out to my favorite human @plastic-pipes for a commission for my first avatrice fic let me photograph you in this light (in case this is the last time) and she delivered in insanely beautiful fashion as she always does.

i’m blown away just looking at it - all the details, the softness, the lighting. it’s incredible.

#avatrice #avatrice fanart #warrior nun #warrior nun fanart #plastic-pipes #ava silva #sister beatrice #fjklsafjsalkfujslkfjsf #i'm not over #never #look how PRETTY it is #she brought the little christmas filled home i gave them to life i can't...

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fireintheimpala · 2 months

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That Early 70's McLennon cunt energy

John 1970, Plastic Ono Band, Well, Well, Well:

Well, well, well, Oh well. Well, well, well, Oh well. I took my loved one out to dinner [...] She looked so beautiful, I could eat her. Well, well, well, Oh well. Well, well, well, Oh well. I took my loved one to the big field...

Paul 1971, RAM, Long Haired Lady + Eat at Home:

Well, well, well, well, well Do you love me like you know you ought to do? Well, well, well, well, well Or is this the only thing you want me for? Well, [paraphrase] I have a very sexy lady now also, I love her sooo much. And I definitely do eat her...at home. Here's some on point iconography for you, you jackass, and I don't want to hear another word about what happened in that field.

#these well well well motherfuckers #i'll well well well you #mclennon #plastic ono band #RAM #paul mccartney #john lennon #i can't get over the two beetles screwing #REALLY SIR MCCARTNEY #REALLY

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canisalbus · 7 months

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Your art tastes like aged paper, sugar, and chocolate to me, with a hint of salt every so often

Machete looks like white chocolate, and Vasco's like buttery caramel

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#aw #that sounds nice #anonymous #answered #I was wondering what the aged paper is doing there but it reminded me of something #so I'm going to share a weird personal detail totally unprompted #I think I used to have pica disorder when I was a kid I would gnaw on and eat a lot of small inedible objects #pieces of cardboard rubber bands and blu tack #the plastic animal figurines I had had bitemarks on them and were often missing bodyparts like if a dog had gotten to them #also a ton of uncooked pasta #I think it wasn't a flavor thing I had obsessions for specific textures that weren't found in actual foods #I particularly craved those candy wrappers that are made of waxed paper #(finns might be familiar with pihlaja or marianne wrappers for example or those translucent inner wrappers in lehmäkarkki/ cow cream fudge)#can't say for sure when it stopped but one day I realized that hey hold on this probably isn't normal human behavior #I think I was over 10 but under 15 #and I had forgotten the whole thing but got such a vivid flashback from that line it was actually kind of alarming

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barksbog · 18 days

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the day i figure out how to make my own safety eyes and can have them be any color i want it's over for yall

#please why do they only come in so few colors and shapes and never the right ones i am aaaaaaaa #it's cruel and unjust ):#but I can't cast complex plastic material so i guess i have to cope

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adorelights · 6 months

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Happy Birthday Miley Cyrus

23rd November 1992

#miley cyrus #meet miley cyrus #breakout #the time of our lives #can't be tamed #bangerz #miley cyrus & her dead petz #younger now #she is coming #plastic hearts #endless summer vacation

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total-karma · 27 days

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MK being the only girl in the reboot cast with any chill whatsoever is genuinely so funny to me like. on one side she has scary girl, priya, julia and axel who are not attempting to hide their insanity at all and are all often be seen screaming the most blood-curdling noises you've ever whilst ripping trees out of the ground and throwing them at people out of anger/for exercise/for funsies, and then on the other side she has millie, emma and nichelle who all SEEM chill on the outside but are all approximately 0.5 seconds or the first opening line of katy perry's firework away from having extreme mental breakdowns resulting in multiple buildings being set alight and a few level 2 magnitude earthquakes.

and then there's MK who's like. guys. can you all just chill the fuck out and smoke a little weed or something. rob someone. play a video game. she's actually worried because she's also on the verge of losing it and if she has to watch priya and julia have yet another zero gravity intergalactic super-powered battle in the sky between episodes because priya accidentally used julia's shampoo again then she might also go crazy and then the only relatively chill person left on the island will be zee and NOBODY wants that

#'do you ever feel like a plastic bag' is emma's trigger for a mental breakdown #she can't help it. she just resonates with that line so much #caleb is too anxious to ever be considered chill #the reboot cast r so severely underrated FUCK #mk total drama #total drama reboot #reboot cast #td reboot #td 2023 #julia total drama #emma total drama #zee total drama

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heartsgettingwiser62 · 1 year

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Ok so I think I may be losing my mind over some plastic wrap lmao

But PLEASE look at this and tell me I'm not crazy and this is actually weird:

Karen I'm begging you to explain to me why the fuck do you have 2 plastic wrap packages from different brands UPSIDE DOWN in your kitchen cabinet. PLS.

Is it just me?? Is this completely normal and I'm losing my mind over nothing??? I mean probably but WHY ARE THEY THE ONLY THING THAT'S UPSIDE DOWN AND PLUS THEY'RE COMPLETELY LEGIBLE

So since I've spent the last 3 hours looking at fucking plastic wrap let me share some thoughts:

First of all, to structure this mess in some way, let's look at the dates. First, at the Reynolds Wrap invention date. Bc PLS LOOK AT THIS

Oh. Looks like it was created in 1947. Do you guys wanna know who was also born in 1947??

I. Uh. What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK.

"It could be a coincidence" Dude I KNOW I'm just doing this bc I've spent hours researching about plastic wrap and I NEED to tell someone ok y'all are my therapists ksjdalkj

Now the Glad Wrap was founded in 1963, and some pages say that Kali was born in 1963, others in 1964, and others that in s2 she's 16/17 so there's no way she was born back then; so idk about this date.

Now let's go with the ads, starting with Glad Wrap bc it's by far the most interesting one.

I've seen multiple commercials but none of them seemed to have anything meaningful EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE WHICH IS MAKING ME ABSOLUTELY LOSE MY MIND:

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Am I crazy. Do I seriously need to sleep. Or does that look an awful lot like Karen Wheeler??? Especially here in s4????

I mean, the hairstyle and the blond hair, but much more importantly, the outfit.

Like?????? I mean I get that it's 80's white wealthy woman fashion, fine, but that's a whole load of coincidences???

Now for the rest of the ad, the plastic wrap thingy that attacks the woman is pretty interesting, as well as the clock in the background for Vecna reasons. Regarding similarities with the Wheeler's kitchen, I could only catch due to the low quality the bowl with apples and the phone on the wall (you can't see it on the screenshot but there's a phone behind Mike). I couldn't really find anything about the strawberries, but if y'all know something pls tell me

As a bonus, the ad is from 1987, which as far as I know is when everyone guesses s5 is gonna take place in

Now there's no much to see in the Reynolds Wrap ads, except maybe this one:

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(Ignore the yt bar lmao) Although not as much as the previous one, the woman's outfit in that frame does remind me of this Karen s4 look, the same look she has on that scene the damn plastic wrap came from.

Ik this is all probably meaningless, buuuut do you guys want more meaningless shit??

Let's go back to the Glad Wrap ad. The slogan for that specific ad is "Don't get mad. Get glad." Welp, Vecna's a fan of this last word bc out of 9 times it's said in s5, 4 are said by him.

Let's take a quick look at the most interesting time he says that word. We're in Vecna's monologue in chp 7, and in the same scene just some minutes before, he says this:

"I could not do that. I could not close off my mind and join in the madness. I could not pretend. And I realized, I didn't have to."

Let's remember the slogan: "Don't get mad. Get glad."

Then, a couple minutes later, in the same scene:

"And soon, others were born. You were born. And I am so glad you were, Eleven. So very glad."

Now literally two seconds before this last line, this shot was happening:

And. Um. Do you. Do you guys know what's used for tattoos. Um.

Plastic wrap???

Do y'all get why I said I've a hundred percent lost my mind sjdfisdjfil

Ok so. That was it. Anyways I couldn't find anything else important about the rest of items in the kitchen shelve. If y'all have a better explanation as to WHY TF are those plastic wrap packages upside down and perfectly legible, PLS TELL ME. This said, goodbye

#giving a kiss on the forehead to everyone who read this whole thing muac muac ily #dude i was making an actual interesting post till i noticed the fucking plastic wrap and now i can't even remember what i was doing lol #byler #<<<target audience #stranger things theory #stranger things #henry creel #vecna #martin brenner #stranger things analysis #stranger things set design #set design #mike wheeler #karen wheeler #henry creel theory #karen wheeler theory #001

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epithetemporium · 2 months

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I can't be the only one who thought this

#epithet erased #epithet erased prison of plastic #prison of plastic #molly blyndeff #lorelai blyndeff #trixie roughhouse #trixie roughouse #course you people who can't spell her name so I have to use both tags for them #epithet erased memes #splatoon 3 #splatfest #springfest

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drawn-corrosion · 2 months

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even if you don't get the reference I'm going for, there is still trixie with rick shades in their pocket to enjoy here. but hey! perhaps someone will know

#trixie roughhouse #epithet erased #epithet erased fanart #trixie epithet erased #fanart #my art #secret third thing which I will probably reveal tomorrow or in a few days I just want to see if anyone will get it #the two characters I've blended here primarily i am pretty sure have very little in common but i thought the visual might be funny #sketch art #chameleon rick shades #shhhhhh ignore that human and chamelon trixie can't be in the same space together based on the way the story goes its fiiiine #prison of plastic

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spoiledskullz · 11 months

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