Troubled grown men doing wife shit in my mind palace

we must imagine sisyphus transitioning

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

rb for a greater poll size blah blah

Asking out of curiosity

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?

i miss when actors all had normal human teeth

Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

just the thought of a bald pussy could make me cry. that is not how God made us.

Detective, each of us has our part to play in the world 🪩

i mean at any given moment this IS playing on a loop in my head.

should i get into bird watching?

— you can just tell they had the most fun time filming monkey man too. dev patel the multitalented and gorgeous man that you are.

Dev Patel on shooting Monkey Man:

we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response