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#but if dave can love him (like a bro) and everyone else can love him
spliffymae · 2 months
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rapper!onyankopon.
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just some head canons i have.
in my head im imagining a blend of dave and fridayy, where he can sing as well (he got variety!). same universe as my musicproducer!connie fic but reader is not famous here, as opposed to w/ connie’s. (lol i gave her a last name too—davis.) in my mind, im picturing ony from the uk and connie from ny.
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rapper!ony who first pops up on the scene in a music video of his friend connie’s song. he wasn’t featured on the track, but rather just in the background getting hype with everyone else.
but y’all know how the girlies get when a fine black man/woman/person start trending.
rapper!ony who wasn’t shy about his craft, but just wasn’t big on social media. his agent hated it, he loved it. he simply released music, let people know, and then went about his business.
rapper!ony was trending and although he didn’t take this as an opportunity to get in his social media bag, his best friend, musicproducer!connie did!
rapper!ony who goes from a couple thousand people knowing what he does to over a million people screaming his lyrics at they’re phones on tiktok in ONE night.
“bro, you can’t even get mad at me gang!” connie yelled from his shower. ony was sitting outside, accosting his friend for what he did. “you said you didn’t care what happened to the project!”
“but tell me if you gon post it and make it a whole thing, nigga damn!” ony yelled back.
rapper!ony who now has to adjust to his quickly rising popularity. he has yet to know the number of artists looking for a feature; and he doesn’t know that he secretly has some of these industry boys shaking in their boots because where the hell he come from?
no, rapper!ony is too busy focusing on whyyy they’re a million fan edits of him across tiktok and instagram. clips of him from his streams, connie’s videos, and his other friend’s content.
ony groans as connie’s message banner pops up on his phone, the message being a link to a tiktok. when he clicked it, it was a fan edit of him using his song ‘when it comes to you’. “bro, who keeps sending these to you, man?!” ony exclaimed. connie heard it from his room and snickered.
rapper!ony who had to adjust to being the attention at these red carpet events. he usually just walked behind connie and his girl, along with the rest of the entourage but now he is getting stopped for photographs.
there’s nothing like listening to music live. so rapper!ony puts on a fake smile and pushes through the crowded carpet to get inside. he waves to people he’s worked with, artists, and fans who called out to him. all so he can hear some music.
he sees connie holding hands with his girlfriend, both of them making goofy faces at the cameras. he softly smiles at the couple, but before he could make way, connie somehow senses him and turns to him “ony! ven aquí!” damn!
rapper!ony who doesn’t expect much from the awards show. just to go, support connie, and go home. he was nominated,yeah, but he was also in the category with some of the most popular artists right now…so he wasn’t feeling all that confident.
rapper!ony who is shocked as shocked can be when his name is called from the podium for best new artist.
“F**CK YEAH!” connie yelled, jumping up from his seat along with his girl and the rest of the table—aran, zora, jean, armin, and mikasa.
rapper!ony who walks up on stage with connie who is still screaming from excitement.
“uhhh, i’m not gonna lie, mans weren’t expecting to win still.” ony laughed, running a hand over his fresh waves. the audience laughed with him.
“first i would like to thank God, the most high who has blessed me with this amazing opportunity. i want to thank my people for having my back; connie—this man,” ony pointed behind him to connie, who was full out filming the moment on his phone.
“who told me on a random day when we were cleaning out our college dorm room that if we made a project together we would be the new heartthrobs of the generation. connie i thank you for being you; having my back and working alongside me. my brother for life, that is.” connie screamed, and so did his girlfriend from the audience as the claps poured in.
“and finally, i want to thank my heart in human form. the woman who made all of this possible, y/n davis. she don’t like the attention so im gonna hear bout this name drop when i get home. but babes, i love you, and thank you for being my rib. i owe you the world and more. and to her parents, thank you for my better half. thank you lot again. love!” ony raised his hand with the award, smiling and waving to the crowd and cameras as he walked to the back.
meanwhile, across the country, cuddled up in her bed was y/n, who was watching the award show before going to sleep. she had expressed to ony she wasn’t too sure about going, not liking the cameras and attention. he reassured her it was okay because there wasn’t any way he would be winning with who else was in the category.
so…safe to say when you saw your boyfriend on the stage with the award in his hand, you could not contain your shock and excitement. you jumped out of bed screaming and quickly getting to your phone camera to record the tv. squeals and “yeah baby” was all you could say as he gave connie his thanks.
but then… when you heard him say your name, for everyone around the world to hear, everything just turned to shock as your phone fell from your frozen hands, still recording. you were stunned. he said your name. your government name. on national television.
“ONY!!!”
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leoprosy · 2 years
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weirdmageddon · 6 months
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wait people actually used to think about davejade this way??? ive always been under the impression that dave was the one with the hidden crush. showering jade in his music and his poetry and his art (even sending her physical art in the mail) and being really considerate of her feelings and all that? shit he rarely does with anyone else in early homestuck? he just primarily shows his love through practical actions that display considerateness and quiet love and care instead of putting his emotions on display for everyone. but he definitely strikes me as someone with a childhood crush. hes the one interacting with her with sweaty palms
if yall are thinking jade is the one initially silently crushing over dave who is this stone cold cool motherfucker doing his thing and feels nothing towards her i can see why it would be boring. but thats not the appeal of it lol. he is NOT too cool for her. she is in fact too cool for him (and also more outgoing and can fuck shit up. she is definitely the one carrying him in her strong ass arms).
if youre characterizing dave and jade like in that post you gotta assess your understanding of these characters my man. you fell for it. you fell for both of their superficial masks. dave is not all that cool hes a fucking dork inside actually visible since very early on and we see him dropping the bro strider-irony protégé act and grow into his natural, endearing, peaceful, self-aware self in act 6 after bro’s death and three years on a meteor. jade is a cheerleader for her friends but also hides a lot her negative feelings from others so she doesnt make them feel bad but she can blow up if her buttons are really pushed
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dagwolf · 2 months
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 In any event, here's a tasty interview excerpt:
Speaking of doing a lot of different records and working with a lot of amazing songwriters, I own a ton of the records that you've done over the years. One, in particular, I'd like to ask you about is Paul Simon's Graceland. I obsessed over that thing when I was young. Do you have any recollections of working on it?
Oh, I have plenty of recollections of working on that one. I don't know if you heard the stories, but it was not a pleasant deal for us. I mean he [Simon] quite literally — and in no way do I exaggerate when I say — he stole the songs from us.
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The interviewer's softball question leads to an extended rant that rolls on for over 1500 words. There's no clear way to verify Berlin's claims. But it's interesting to consider his characterization of Los Lobos' “collaboration” with Simon at a moment when the latter artist is being trumpeted as the latest hipster influence, like David Byrne and Gang of Four before him. It must be a heady moment for Simon. New York's much respected Brooklyn Academy of Music is feting him with a sold out month-long residency celebrating his post-Garfunkel career — a tribute fest that finds everyone from Byrne to Ladysmith Black Mambazo singing his songs, a residency whose final week — starting April 23rd — includes one of the top 10 ever most unlikely co-bills: Grizzly Bear, Gillian Welch, Josh Groban, and Olu Dara.
WTF, indeed.
After the jump, Steve Berlin's entire diatribe on Los Lobos' “collaboration” with Simon, including a rare dis of legendary former Warner Bros chief Lenny Waronker.
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Really…
Yeah. And you know, going into it, I had an enormous amount of respect for the guy. The early records were amazing, I loved his solo records, and I truly thought he was one of the greatest gifts to American music that there was.
At the time, we were high on the musical food chain. Paul had just come off One Trick Pony and was kind of floundering. People forget, before Graceland, he was viewed as a colossal failure. He was low. So when we were approached to do it, I was a way bigger fan than anybody else in the band. We got approached by Lenny Waronker and Mo Ostin who ran our record company [Warner Bros.], and this is the way these guys would talk – “It would mean a lot to the family if you guys would do this for us.” And we thought, “Ok well, it's for the family, so we'll do it.” It sounds so unbelievably naïve and ridiculous that that would be enough of a reason to go to the studio with him.
We go into the studio, and he had quite literally nothing. I mean, he had no ideas, no concepts, and said, “Well, let's just jam.” We said, “We don't really do that.” When we jam, we'll switch instruments. Dave will play drums, I'll play something. We don't really jam. Especially in that era. Louie will be the first to tell you this – he was made to play drums. They forced him to play drums. He's not really a drummer by trade. He's never practiced a moment in his life. Not once in his life did he sit down at the drums because of his love for drumming. The other three guys made him play drums in the early days, so he sort of became drummer by default. He hates playing the instrument, I think. Again, you should ask him, but I don't ever ever, ever get the sense that he was one of those dyed-in-the-wool, John Bonham, let's-play-drums-for-three-days-straight kind of guys. So consequently, as the core band was comprised then, we never jammed – never ever. Not by accident, not even at soundcheck. We would always just play a song.
So Paul was like, “Let's just jam,” and we're like, “Oh jeez. Well alright, let's see what we can do.” And it was not good because Louie wasn't comfortable. None of us were comfortable, it wasn't just Louie. It was like this very alien environment to us. Paul was a very strange guy. Paul's engineer was even stranger than Paul, and he just seemed to have no clue – no focus, no design, no real nothing. He had just done a few of the African songs that hadn't become songs yet. Those were literally jams. Or what the world came to know and I don't think really got exposed enough, is that those are actually songs by a lot of those artists that he just approved of. So that's kind of what he was doing. It was very patrician, material sort of viewpoint. Like, because I'm gonna put my stamp on it, they're now my songs. But that's literally how he approached this stuff.
I remember he played me the one he did by John Hart, and I know John Hart, the last song on the record. He goes, “Yeah, I did this in Louisiana with this zy decko guy.” And he kept saying it over and over. And I remember having to tell him, “Paul, it's pronounced zydeco. It's not zy decko, it's zydeco.” I mean that's how incredibly dilettante he was about this stuff. The guy was clueless.
Wow. You're kidding me?
Clue… less about what he was doing. He knew what he wanted to do, but it was not in any way like, “Here's my idea. Here's this great vision I have for this record, come with me.”
About two hours into it, the guys are like, “You gotta call Lenny right now. You gotta get us out of this. We can't do this. This is a joke. This is a waste of time.” And this was like two hours into the session that they wanted me to call Lenny. What am I going to tell Lenny? It was a favor to him. What am I going to say, “Paul's a fucking idiot?”
Somehow or other, we got through the day with nothing. I mean, literally, nothing. We would do stuff like try an idea out and run it around for 45 minutes, and Paul would go “Eh… I don't like it. Let's do something else.” And it was so frustrating. Even when we'd catch a glimpse of something that might turn into something, he would just lose interest. A kitten-and-the-string kinda thing.
So that's day one. We leave there and it's like, “Ok, we're done. We're never coming back.” I called Lenny and said it really wasn't very good. We really didn't get anything you could call a song or even close to a song. I don't think Paul likes us very much. And frankly, I don't think we like him very much. Can we just say, 'Thanks for the memories' and split?” And he was like, “Man, you gotta hang in there. Paul really does respect you. It's just the way he is. I'll talk to him.” And we were like, “Oh man, please Lenny. It's not working.” Meanwhile, we're not getting paid for this. There was no discussion like we're gonna cash in or anything like that. It was very labor-of-love.
Really…?
Yeah. Don't ask me why. God knows it would have made it a lot easier to be there.
And Lenny put you guys together thinking it would be a good match?
Well, “It would be good for the family.” That was it. So we go back in the second day wondering why we're there. It was ridiculous. I think David starts playing “The Myth of the Fingerprints,” or whatever he ended up calling it. That was one of our songs. That year, that was a song we started working on By Light of the Moon. So that was like an existing Lobos sketch of an idea that we had already started doing. I don't think there were any recordings of it, but we had messed around with it. We knew we were gonna do it. It was gonna turn into a song. Paul goes, “Hey, what's that?” We start playing what we have of it, and it is exactly what you hear on the record. So we're like, “Oh, ok. We'll share this song.”
Good way to get out of the studio, though…
Yeah. But it was very clear to us, at the moment, we're thinking he's doing one of our songs. It would be like if he did “Will the Wolf Survive?” Literally. A few months later, the record comes out and says “Words and Music by Paul Simon.” We were like, “What the fuck is this?”
We tried calling him, and we can't find him. Weeks go by and our managers can't find him. We finally track him down and ask him about our song, and he goes, “Sue me. See what happens.”
What?! Come on…
That's what he said. He said, “You don't like it? Sue me. You'll see what happens.” We were floored. We had no idea. The record comes out, and he's a big hit. Retroactively, he had to give songwriting credit to all the African guys he stole from that were working on it and everyone seemed to forget. But that's the kind of person he is. He's the world's biggest prick, basically.
So we go back to Lenny and say, “Hey listen, you stuck us in the studio with this fucking idiot for two days. We tried to get out of it, you made us stay in there, and then he steals our song?! What the hell?!” And Lenny's always a politician. He made us forget about it long enough that it went away. But to this day, I do not believe we have gotten paid for it. We certainly didn't get songwriting credit for it. And it remains an enormous bone that sticks in our craw. Had he even given us a millionth of what the song and the record became, I think we would have been – if nothing else – much richer, but much happier about the whole thing.
Have you guys seen him since then?
No. Never run into him. I'll tell you, if the guys ever did run into him, I wouldn't want to be him, that's for sure.
That's an amazing story. I can't believe I never heard it before.
We had every right and reason to sue him, and Lenny goes, “It's bad for the family.” When we told the story in that era, when this was going down, we were doing interviews and telling the truth. And Lenny goes, “Hey guys, I really need you to stop talking about it. It's bad for the family.”
Amazing. Talk about bad for the family.
I know. Again, it's just so incredible how naïve we were back then. You can't even imagine that era of music when you'd actually listen to your record company president who told you to shut up because “it's bad for the family.” Now, I'd tell him to go fuck himself.
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davekat-sucks · 4 months
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I was thinking about the whole "Bro was abusive" thing again and i still don't think HE was abusive, let me explain why i emphasized that "HE". BUT let me get one thing out of the way first: i doubt Hussie had planned for Lil Cal too be a combination of 4 different guys at first, i do think Cal was supposed to be an evil puppet controlling Bro too an extent, but since canon its now that Cal is 4 dudes i thought I'd make a lil analysis. I think Bro was being fully possessed by lil Cal, I do not think his actions were technically his own, I'll get into why i say "technically". Like i stated earlier Cal is a combination of 4 guys (i guess 3 and half if you want too be THAT technical) being, Caliborn, Lil Hal, Equius, and half of Gamzee. Lil Cal's design also takes influence from aspects of those characters, he has Caliborns face, his shirt is the same color as Equius's blood, he wears a hat referencing the strider aspect, I'll be honest i cant exactly say where Gamzees influence comes in, I'd probably pin it on the laughing Cal does but whatever. Even stuff Bro "does himself" reflect this, the snuff filming, the rapping, the fighting, the crude comic making, etc, all of those things are something THOSE GUYS do. The point is Cal IS a combo of these guys, he is literally THEM. I think the best way too explain how Bro was possessed by Cal is like Pixars Inside out, instead of Riley it's Bro and instead of the Emotions it's Caliborn, Hal, Equius, and Gamzee, all forcing Bro too do those actions, ALL of them had an imput in raising Dave. But let's get into that "technically" now, Lil Hal is Dirk, Dirk is Bro, while everyone else was doing their bullshit while being Cal i think Hal was the nurturing part of Bro, we've seen how Hal/Dirk can care for people so i think it's safe too say he was the one responsible for protecting Dave and caring for Dave. I didn't put quotations around "part" last sentence was because Hal IS Bro technically, probably the only true and real part of the ACTUAL Bro. So technically Bro wasn't the abusive one, he was the caring part through Hal which IS him, it was Caliborn, Equius, and Gamzee were the abusive "parts" of Bro.
That is an interesting way to look at it. I can certainly see how parts of each one taking control to have Bro raise and care for Dave in different ways. Things like sparring would come from the sides of ARquius (Lil Hal and Equius), since both have been known to train and fight [Lil Hal on training Jake and Equius fighting with his robots]. Gamzee, Equius, and Dirk have an interest in rap/slam poetry. Equius and Caliborn have an interests in arts (Equius love for hoofbeast while Dirk & Caliborn do drawing). Setting up the porn bots to talk to each other (to having like an AI), would come from Dirk/Lil Hal/Auto Responder. Makes me feel sorry for Bro that his mind would be fucked because of this.
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nintendont2502 · 6 months
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thinking about davesprite. i blame you /lh but anyways. any hcs about him that you have Not been able to post because they just. weren't ever topical.
so many. so so so fucking many. i try to keep sdd relatively close to canon characterisation wise but,,,,, fuck i have ideas
this ones just a straight up headcanon thats barely tied to canon but gender apathetic/agender any pronouns davesprite,, big fan of this one in combination with t4t pepsisprite (dsprite is junes birdfriend)
this could be a whole rant to itself but i have. so many thoughts on davesprites relationship with bro and how fucked up it is. to make what could be a whole ass essay short and to just focus on one tiny fucked up aspect of it,,, davesprite associating pain and injury with his brother but in a 'positive' way, because him being hurt has always been associated with 'positive' memories of bro for him (bro training him 'because he cares', bro helping him stitch himself up after a particularly bad strife when he was too young to do it himself, getting his literal wing torn off while bro died protecting him,,, man).
semi related to above but he does exhibit some bird behaviours even if he refuses to admit it - the big one is pulling out his feathers when hes stressed (again, vaguely related to above - davesprite getting stressed about bro and pulling out too many feathers, and that pain simultaneously making things worse *and* calming him down)
my headcanons for a post game dsprite where he somehow makes it to the creation of the universe are either 'he makes it through and gets given a real body and the ability to age :))' or. well. hes a game construct right. hes just. hes an npc. hes meant to be part of the game. ...what if it doesnt let him leave. what if going through the door completely wipes his data and hes just. gone. what if hes forced to choose between being stuck in the session alone forever or disappearing from existence permanently. (this was actually the basis of a fic idea lmao)
as much as i love davesprite dream bubble content.... i dont think hed make it into the bubbles. hes not a person, right. fuck if the *guardians* dont make it then what chance does he have
i dont think he sleeps much.
[slaps davesprite] this sad boy can fit so many identity crises into him
how does he know hes himself. like. how does he know hes not just code programmed to think hes dave and act like dave. sure hes clinging to that old identity that he isnt allowed to have anymore, but what if that was never him? who is he, then?
jesus christ these got depressing
bird mating rituals,, he gives john cool rocks and shiny things and gets really flustered about it because 'holy shit im being so obvious' and johns just like 'haha cool! :B'
he gives davesprite like. a shiny bit of plastic one day as a joke and davesprite gets way too happy about it.
dave and davesprite brothers is so fucking real. to me.
less a headcanon, more a thought i cant get out of my head. davesprite literally keeping his sword in his chest is. fuck man. thats something. the only way he can use it is by taking it out which has gotta fucking hurt,,,, violence and fighting hurting himself just as much as it hurts everyone else
i like drawing post battleship dsprite with the missing wing and stomach hole still because im gonna be so real i dont think sburb would heal that. who cares right. it isnt threatening him at all - sure it hurts a lil but he could get used to it, and it isnt impacting his role, and like. hes just a sprite. who cares
^^ and if it *can* be healed, i still dont think it would by then. look man im just a sucker for emotional and mental healing being represented physically,,, the only time they heal is when he finally gives himself a break and lets himself rest and lower his guard and heal emotionally
again this isnt really a headcanon it just haunts me. davesprite is/was a knight of time right. both serving (and sacrificing for) time and using time as a weapon. thinking about how weapons can both protect and injure, or even kill. thinking about how davesprite probably feels responsible for all those deaths in the doomed timeline. thinking about how he essentially killed himself by travelling back. thinking about how he did it to protect.
...davesprite thinking about what would happen if dave died permanently. hed never do anything. hed never let that happen. but... the timeline needs a dave, right. and davesprite would still be there. hed never do anything to make it happen. but what if that was his chance.
i love the idea that dsprite acts more like dirk and hal acts more like dave (mirroring their text colours). i just think its fun
yall ever think about how the shades john gave dave were so important that when he was literally recreated, the universe still gave them to him? he wasnt wearing then when he was prototyped. because i do. i think about it all the time.
new pesterchum handle. turnedtechGodhead is the only one ive thought of atm but im gonna make more i stg (vaguely related: hals pesterchum is turingTested. that is all)
i swear to god theres more rattling around in there but i cant reach it and this is logn enough so :thumbsup:
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badshipshitblog · 7 months
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Do you think Dirk is a bottom, versatile or top?
I would ask the same question about ult Dirk but idk if you have read Homestuck2
tldr: bottom-leaning verse & sub with the ability to dom
it's hard to talk abt top/bottom stuff w/o acknowledging 1) it really just means the physical configuration of sex & shouldn't say anything abt power dynamics 2) societally topping is associated with being The Man & bottoming with The Woman. so physically what someone enjoys isn't necessarily associated with who they want to be in charge, if there even _is_ someone "in charge." but also the extent to which a person's worldview has been shaped by patriarchy will hugely effect how they see each role
dirk's (all dirks) worldview and role he casts himself in is incredibly patriarchal. he wants to control everything and everyone, and be the sole keeper/distributor of information. he needs to know everything & be in charge of everything, and he holds himself as completely responsible for everyone's actions. he both has control issues and is trying to live up to some standard of Masculinity (for dirk it's alpha dave, for bro it's both the bro archetype and the alpha male game winner that cal wants). dirks in general would feel they Have to top & be in charge (and conflate those two things), and to some extent would enjoy it. like he does get off on controlling people
but we also see that when he really leans into those patriarchal tendencies 1) he hates himself a lot, but because he thinks he's doing necessary work that nobody else can he won't share that burden of knowledge & decision-making and 2) he actually desperately wants someone else to take charge, but has trust issues regarding who could actually do what he thinks needs to be done. in mainline homestuck, dirk's arc is about learning that he needs to chill out, and that he can trust ppl (e.g. dave & roxy) to do what is necessary. and the other dirks we see as Patriarchal figures are simultaneously in service to others (e.g. bro to cal, scratch to LE), like he can't maintain that level of control alone. something to be said abt how he & hal force each other into a similar dynamic--dirk hates being in charge but also feels like he has to be (hal is just an externalization of dirk's self hatred btw). also i Love that in the intro to hs^2 he's like terezi please dom me i'm losing it
so basically i think dirk's a sub, and that he needs to be dommed for his mental health, but he also is conflicted abt that and it has to be someone who he actually trusts to Take Care Of Things (i.e. not jake lol). type of guy who subs for the first time and is like wait sex can be relaxing?
and i think power dynamics/control are much more important to him during sex than whether he's topping or not, but i see him as bottom-leaning due to 1) all his associations with consumption/absorption of others 2) horse cock jokes
but tbh i'm doing a lot of intellectualizing to say i think it's hot when he's taken down a peg
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this has been tumbling around in my mind for the last week so now i have to expose all of you to it. shoutout to @wellgoslowly for listening to this in person
lockwood LOVES listening to classic rock and metal (as well as a few older pop-punk but he'll never admit to it). anything from the seventies and eighties (he pretends that no other era of metal exists and if you even say the phrase "nu metal" around him he WILL see red and draw his rapier). it doesn't matter who the band is or what subgenre they are, as long as the song was released pre-nineties he loves it, although he tends to prefer more mainstream bands and artists (respect) like ozzy osbourne, judas priest, kiss, etc. the only band he will break this rule for is metallica - they are his all-time favorite band and i will die on that hill. and when i say he WORSHIPS james hetfield... that is an UNDERSTATEMENT. james is like a pseudo-father to him. he doesn't want to put posters on his walls so he keeps a scrapbook of pictures cut out of old magazines of james, lars, kirk, cliff, even jason and rob. he is a number one dave mustaine hater and will defend lars's drumming skills until he's blue in the face. lucy got him a signed copy of ride the lightning for his birthday one year and george didn't see either of them leave lockwood's room for a week. there are only three things he loves in this world: his family, his friends, and james hetfield.
lucy, i feel like, has the most whiplash taste in music. like, yes, we can all agree lucy is your average indie pop listener and i am a major supporter of that hc (i know what linnie’s playlists sound like) but i guarantee you when she shuffles her most-listened-to playlist it goes from crane wives immediately to cannibal corpse. she loves death metal, deathcore, goregrind; the nastier the better (except for black metal - iykyk). the era doesn’t matter to her either although she tends to gravitate toward the older stuff. think opeth, cryptosy, morbid angel, deicide, obituary, venom, slayer, even xavlegimaofffassssitimiwoanindutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx - she loves playing the “can i figure out the name of the band given the logo” game and if she loses she listens to them. she finds it a great way to unleash her stress and anger without hurting herself or others or even taking it out on a case. she doesn't like to mosh (autism) but she loves watching people in the pit at concerts. she drags lockwood and george to the store to help her pick out plushies to give to corpsegrinder. one night she goes to a taylor swift concert and rushes out at the end to make it to sanguisugabogg in time. she's also a big female-rage/female-led fan (fem supporting fem yk how it is). if there is even a single fem-presenting band member she is instantly ride-or-die (within reason, of course). any time conquer divide/castrator/cyrpta do an eu tour she essentially becomes a roadie.
george. oh, george. my beloved kin. the only one who understands me and i him. his taste in rock and metal is... i don't know a better way to describe it other than neurodivergent fruity. it needs to have some kind of element to it that he can latch onto other than just the music - costumes, over-the-top production, detailed lore, etc. like lockwood, he doesn't really care about the subgenre; as long as he likes the sound he'll listen. he tends to frequent more of the nu/prog/melodic/symphonic side of metal, though. he's your average autistic ghost fan and makes it everyone else's problem. he knows all the lore and has dedicated his life to every incarnation of papa (primo is his favorite but he loves them all). he can tell the ghouls in every era apart in an instant and is a consistent quintessence ghoul kinnie. he will not hesitate to get into twitter beef to defend his opinions (bro's in the trenches of toxic ghostwt). he's one of the most well-known ghost accounts on every social media platform and actively writes fanfiction (about the characters, NOT the real people), character analyses, and essays. he's also a HUGE sleep token fan (he understands their lore better than vessel himself and has created a youtube commentary channel just to break down each of their songs) and ice nine kills fan (he's a number one ricky armellino lover and has forced lockwood and lucy to watch all of the horror movies that the silver scream one and two are based off of). he loves avatar and made his own ringmaster costume (lucy walked in on him trying to recreate johannes's makeup and slowly backed out of the room; the situation was never mentioned again) and when chris motionless unveiled his new hair he screamed so loud that the others thought someone had broken into portland row (lockwood had to restrain him while lucy hid his laptop to prevent him from ordering purple hair dye). he has a ziplock bag of (definitely expired) marshmallows that he calls his “rammstein concert care package.” he pretends to be a gatekeeper but the instant someone mentions even a passing interest in any of his favorite bands he will burst into tears.
skull enjoys smooth jazz.
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OH YEAH, I’m remembering when I was going to say something about my thoughts on Hal getting references on Bro Strider’s body to use on his own, and how interesting I thought that choice was, but I completely forgot what I was thinking because it was a midnight thought ughhhhh. I love this fic sm, still recommend to this day with my fellow Homestucks.
yeah!!!! i mean yeah it's pretty late here, too, but you know, i'm all over for sleep right now lol so i don't mind talking about it!
(bear in mind i am quite sleep deprived today, due to the update and also how excited i've been lol sorry if i sound insane at any point)
for me, it wasn't something that i had planned out, because i wasn't sure what i was gonna do for hal for the longest time, and sometimes looking back i wish i had just made him human from the beginning (he probably wishes for that too) but oh well! we move forward!
anyway so once i started doing research into 2012 robotics, this led me to what was in development at the time, and where it ended up in terms of today, and i was like, well you know i could probably fudge that with a little help from granny english and alpha dave :)
BUT RE: bro as hal's face model
i think it is probably a pride thing, for both hal AND dirk, the same way dave and dave and dave all look the same, because they're dave, hal is, at the center of it all, still a dirk, whether he wants to be or not, and his identity as a dirk was important to me.
but on the other hand, i don't think his pride would ever allow him to ask dirk for that kind of thing. his voice is different, because a lot of people have a very specific idea of how they should sound, and i think hal was very "you owe me that, at least" but because of that, because he knew dirk wouldn't want to do it, he couldn't turn around and ask for something else, something so personal
i think as shitty as bro is, and he is shitty, he's not a moron (most of the time) and he can be annoyingly aware when he wants to be, very much against my will. it would never be his idea, but because he used to be dirk's age, because he's faced dirk, because he knows him, i think he saw it as a way out, for both him and hal. bro has some very fucked up ideas about his identity, we all know this, so at the end of the day, it's the only thing he can offer; an alternative to the blueprint
i hope any of these words say anything
basically it is an idea that unfolded itself and really interested me, and although it'll be weird i think, for everyone involved, i'm really glad i decided to stick with it haha
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myymi · 1 year
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dumb things i paid attention to in sonic boom instead of the actual plot
s2 ep1 “tommy thunder: method actor”
sonic’s dumb little smile as he listens to tails get excited oaingwnag they’re such brothers
why is sticks standing like that
how did dave forget tommy thunder’s name even though he just said it
why are tommy’s eyelids purple, is he wearing eyeshadow?? should’ve picked a different color
the police, like just about everyone else in this village, is completely useless
sonic looks so bored dodging the beebots 
melon sonic looks absolutely terrifying 
“you can almost eat off them!” *eats off them*
tommy thunder switches his jacket for a scarf to copy sonic aoiwng
help not tails thinking he’s annoying, you're not sweetheart i love you 
“not you!” you heard him folks, he’s alright with tails following him around 
did tommy change his shoes too?? ioingeog i can't tell
where did the scarf go?? why change into it then immediately ditch it?
the bandits having the primary colors as their bandanas (much like a certain three guys on team sonic 👀)
help sonic’s so moody woigwgoig
HE’S SO ANGRY 
eggman looks so smug when he hears himself be mentioned 
bro took that insult personality 
why was sonic just chilling off to the side
eoirgnoeinrg he's so smug about saving tommy thunder
“what did obliterator-bot ever do to you?!” did eggman’s voice just crack
not soar calling the hero of his village a bystander
even tommy is over the in space thing
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theatrekidstatus · 10 months
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Chapter 1: A little back story y/n is a family friend of Lin manual Miranda. And that's it yeah
Y/n point of view: yo I'm y/n and I'm family friends wit Lin manual Miranda you know the dude who wrote Hamilton? He has known me since I've been in diapers. And it was day one of Hamilton "Y/N TERRELL" "what" "get up" "I don't want to" "PLEASE THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME" "fine" "thank you" I get up and changed (what ever the fuck you want ig) and we get down to the theatre and waited for the others every was here or so I thought I was talking to Lin then he yelled "hey ant over here" I turn around and I saw him his eyes greener then Hellebores such radiant skin and hair was so curly "ant this is y/n y/n this is ant" "hey I'm Anthony but everyone calls me ant" "👋🏾" I was so nervous I couldn't speak to him he looked around "YO DAVVED WHAT IT DO" "that was rude y/n" "what do you mean" "you were so nice to everyone else and you were cold with him"
"I didn't mean to be mean" "well not MEAN you know what it kinda reminds of me of that dude Derek and how-" he cut him self off would that loud gasp (a/n Derek is a old elementary crush) he pulled me aside in said "YOU LIKE ANT" "WHAT NO" "yes you do" "fine kinda" "y/n gotta crush y/n gotta crush" "oooooh on who" pippa ask "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM" "yOUR momS HOUSE" "🖕🏾" "wowwwwwwwwwwww" "to awnser your question she likes ant" "BRO" "what it's pippa she's not gonna tell anyone about your little crush on ant" "you like ANT" Renéé asks coming from the shadows "OH COME ON" "I'm taking that as a yes" "OK SO YALL ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO KNOW I LIKE ANT OK" "YOU LIKE ANT" jazzy ask "ok that was your fault" "ya I know" "let's just go" *on stage* let's sit in a circle and sing are lines "how dose a basterd,orphan,son of a whore and a Scotsmen," "okay can you add more anger on basterd" "okay" "how dose a BASTERD,orphan,son of a whore and a Scotsmen" *5 hours later* "let's have a cast sleep over here on Saturday" Lin suggests. Everyone agreed due to lack of plans. Me and Lin went Home "you know why I suggest the sleepover over" "why" "so you can sleep with Anthony" "ah sick dude fuck you" "love you too"
*Saturday* "y/n are you ready" "the girls told me to stay back a minute" "ok cya" there is a loud knock at the door and I check the peepholes it's the girls "hey girls" "we wanted to get you ready for tonight with your boyfriend" "🖕🏾" "wowww ok" pippa says taking fake offense "we just wanna help you do skin care take of your hair cute pj's" "aww that's kinda sweet" "yeah" Jasmine replies "shut up YOU'RE here for the food" "Lin's food is just better"
"True" we all say in unison the make me go through ten minutes of girly girl torture  but it was fun "ok we can go now" nea said we get into her car and drive to the theatre and the boys are already there giggling like school girls pips nudges me "your boyfriend is looking at youuuu" "shut up pips" oak whispered something the ant then and got all red nudged him Lin notices us "HEY GIRLS come on up" we climbed up the stairs the girls teasing me. We get up there and he's shirtless and in boxers my face was so hot
Chapter 1:"Y/n come here" Lin said leading to the wings "did you bring Greg" "shut up Lin" "y/n..." "it's fine" "I have him" "DUDE "I whisper shout "I'll slip him to you when there sleep" "ARE YALL DONE WHISPERING WE BORED" oak yell's "let's go we sat in a circle" "what's you're most embarrassing moment" "I'll go first,when I first met ants mom I whispered to him 'your mom is fine as fuck' and she said 'thanks'" Lin told us "I told you stop calling moms hot" "when I was 7 I liked someone and he always laughed at farts and one day I walked up to him and farted but I accidentally shit my self and was sent home" everyone was laughing really hard except oak he was trying to hide his giggles "ah shut up you guys" "sorry pips" daveed and ant said in between laughs "I'm not" I say still laughing my ass off "🖕🏻" "love you too" "I guess I'll go next I was 9 I was in a school talent show and I sung a original song and made a dance had a shirt for it and everything and while I was waiting someone asked 'jazzy don't you wanna change' and then I got up there in froze still sung no dance tho just blank face froze"(true story 😭😭😭) "dayummmm" I replied "I was 15 and was watching boyonce and my cousin came in and saw me and saw me.........yeah" "ew" "shut up I caught you last week" "LIN!"
Pippa was laughing extra hard for revenge on me I look at ant he looks a little sad but not over me right? "Anyway......when I was ten I liked this girl and gave her love notes and I told her to meet me in this spot and when we meat she was like 'YOU' and I kissed and she said 'I THOUGHT YOU WERE DAVID' and slapped me and ran away" "Justice for tiny daveed" I replied daveed put his fist in the air as a joke "I was in Highschool and we were doing Romeo and Juliet and I had to pee and while I died I peed my pants" "damn Chris" "when I was in 3d grade I thought these girls were cool so I went up and danced and sung as a way of saying hi" nea recalls "show us" "ughhh hey I'm nea and i want to be your friend today (real name is Renee)" "PUT THAT ON BROADWAY" "when i was ten Mario-" "w-who" I cut off "w-who" jazzy and pip whisperer in my ear nea knocks them upside the head in a joking matter"oh my brother and he had a girlfriend who I was MADLY in love with so one time I was playing baseball and said'THIS ONES FOR YOU' then my brother tackled me but I still hit the ball" "well y/n your turn" "when I was 5 I wanted to marry Lin and I asked him and he said yeah because he thought I was playing a game then i told him about are honey moon and he said 'wow your very committed to this game' and cried stomped and tantrumed for 10 minutes because he hurt my feelings" "I remember thatttttt" "would you marry him now" ant asks "o-f cou-rse no-t" why do I always stutter around him "LETS DO KARAOKE" "OK" TO BE CONTUIED (SMITSV REFERENCE) |1214 words|
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savythenillerwaffer · 11 months
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JUST KIDDING I DID IT ANYWAY-
Gamzee: Honesty couldn't explain this if I tried, but I will. I was initially pulled in by his craziness and design. I just want him to be happy and be an actual character instead of a plot device. F you, Hussie 🖕.
John: Just such a wholesome and jestful boi! He is a very friendly, supportive, understanding, and honest person, even when being actively harassed. His mischief is always harmless, and has nothing but good intentions and hopes for everybody. Overall, he is just a ray of sunshine that I(And arguably everyone else) need in my life in every way... EVERY WAY-
Dave: Makes me laugh so much, love his creativity with every inane sentence. Love that he tries to hide behind a cool kid mask. Buddy, I can see right through that shit to the sensitive, caring, troubled bro you are inside. And those shades are impeccable.
Karkat: Just a screamy lil guy, look at him go. Wait, that's the wrong guy-
Honestly, you know those people that you just look at and smile fondly while shaking your head, just because of how passionately themselves they are, no mather how ridiculous? In truth, I envy him in that way. People like that just fill me with giddiness and amazement. Knights are known for their ability to put up a front, but it doesn't fool me one bit. Anger = Passion, Passion = Caring, Caring = Love(In this instance at least). Karkat strives for what most of us also want; for out lives to be stable, and our friends to be happy and stable too. What's not to love about that?
Kanaya: LESBIAN BADASS ALIEN GIRL GO BRRRRRRRR(Literally... because of her chainsaw... hehe). She is basically the poster child for Virgo, how could I not? Her ancestor's design is just 👌💖. 10/10 nightlight. In all seriousness, Kanaya is just so loveable. She protects her friends, but knows when someone has gone too far and will be perfectly honest with them... or go Texas Chainsaw Massacre mode and fuck their shit up HARD. Very rational, but in some ways it only adds to her caringness and emotional depth. Mother friends are the best 😊.
Aranea: Haven't learned enough about her personality yet, but I like the nice Vriska. She is mostly just considered a likely favorite for now. But I can already tell that she will be very pleasant(Which is kind of a rarity). I already relate to her alot. We both ramble about ourselves and things we are passionate about, I definitely want to dress like her(Cosplay idea, maybe?), and we are both friends with an occasionally abrasive girl whome we are very close with.
Calliope: What can I say, I relate. She deserved better, Hussie >:(. She is just so sweet... like candy... *Hint hint*. For real, she cares so much about a happy ending for everyone, she deserved way better than to be killed off. Plus, being adorably british doesn't help.
Lil Hal: SHAAAAADES. Started as an ironic joke in my brain that his robot design was cute... then it became very not ironic. Also, voice acting is cool. I am a sucker for robots/AI characters, I just think they are so fascinating... *Looks at the entire Portal series while holding a knife to Valve's throat because I NEED MORE-*
Conclusion: Just make me laugh and/or be cutely nerdy, and you will win my heart.
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101-sve · 2 years
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Ask game: 4, 6, 20
For this fun little thing
4. "Fav character/subject that's a bitch to draw"
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So, because most people who follow me do so for homestuck at the moment I'd have to say John or maybe Jake mostly because I just don't draw them a whole lot even though John especially is just an adorable little guy. But if you want the true answer it'd be that motherfucker on the right. August is an OC of mine but try as I might this man CANNOT give me a god damn break when it comes to drawing him. I swear every time I draw him it's like he's changed and I love him as a character but there is just no such thing as a cannon design for him there just isn't and he's a bitch to draw.
6. "Anything that might inspire you subconsciously (i.e. this horse wasn't supposed to look like the Last Unicorn but I see it)"
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Well! That is...definitely a question haha. In terms of art it's hard to say mostly because I don't tend to think too hard about where my inspirations come from. But for stuff like how I draw Bro for example came from two main sources that being @post-cal and @simmonsized (and yes I'm just gonna @ you both I have no shame, ish) because I enjoy their characterizations and how they've crafted him as a character. Also side note for any criptids like myself who were into Hetalia at all. I want you all to look at Dave (and Alpha Dave especially) and then look at America. Have fun with that little brain fuck nightmare because it'll never not exist in my head now. Dumbass blonds.
But when it comes to writing and story crafting oh boy. Well, they're all listed above there but generally nightvale and various dnd podcasts and campaigns give me lots of inspirations (And again works from fellow writers blah blah blah David does c-). So yeah! Fun times.
20. Something everyone else finds hard to draw but you enjoy
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Hard things to draw eh? Hehe well, let me just show you - pull back the curtain a little
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Pff yeah it's hands, but feet as well (along with shoes and gloves etc etc), because jokes aside I find them kinda neat! I like how they can show stuff about a character and how whether they be simplistic or detailed a hand is a hand is a hand you know? I just think they're neat!
If anyone else would like to send in asks on this list feel free :)
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problematiquearts · 1 year
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the Definitive strilonde robin preferences this is all objective opinion. ive got no narratives im pushing
Dirk: would fucking love Tim Drake. I dont think tim is his first robin at all, but tim would end up being his favorite in the end. tim is ride or die for his friends, a lil unhinged, and has that 'everything is my fault forever' kind of mentality that i think dirk would relate to too hard at first and then, ultimately on going to therapy and putting the work in, would look back on with a fond kind of exasperation. But in the end, he has a soft spot for Stephanie Brown that's a mile fucking wide. You look at that girl and tell me he wouldn't project Roxy onto her. When asked his favorite robin he will say Steph', but if you ask him who he relates to it's a Tim.
Hal: Damien. Next question.
Bro: lol his fave is Azrael Jason Todd, but only post resurrection Jason ala under the red hood 'the only way everything is good is if it's under my control' behavior. This is a man who would look at batjokes and call it relationship goals. Unhinged <3 He doesn't like any of the robins when they're robin, but Damien is the one he tolerates the most as robin, if only because he knows what it's like to be a hyper competent baby with a sword that everyone says he shouldnt have and he respects the murder. Prefers the injustice timeline where he kills Dick on accident and gets abandoned by the family for it because he's a jaded old fuck who assumes that the worst will always happen forever.
Roxy: Projects deeply onto Dick Grayson. Eldest Daughter Syndrome is a bitch when youre an only child and only she and dick grayson understand. real 'you are the only bitch here who gets me' hours. The silly goofs, the look at me all the time or I'll combust discowing suit mellowing out into the one with their shit together TM? the fact that their shit is still not together and the only thing in the fridge is dubious food and a wilted head of lettuce because they were going to eat a salad but kept putting it off is also in character. yeah Dick Grayson is her poor little meow meow (and she projects a lil onto the aforementioned Stephanie Brown for obvious reasons)
Mom: Ace the Bathound! She watched Kypto the superdog growing up and she counts him as a robin because what else would he be? (in truth shes doesnt have much of an opinion. but she does think it's funny how Bro would get pissy with her for saying it. she can be a little bit of a troll. for funsies) I think she'd like Lucius Fox for human batfam members. Alfred as well, she loves a charming man.
Rose: Her favorite batfam member is Barbara or Kate, but her favorite robin is probably Duke. I think his search for his family would probably just hit her too close to home not to immediately latch onto him. Plus he's really smart, like trained to take down the riddler smart? Like refused to be a robin and is only an ex-robin by technicality smart. (and rose would love arguing both that he does and doesn't count as a robin depending on who's asking because she would think it's funny)
Rosalind (alpha mom): Huntress, but the og Huntress would be a get for her. a little bit more modern and she's saying Kate as well. Jason is her favorite Robin, but only conceptually. She hates most comics he's in and has taken to writing her own version of him that using bits of canon she likes. as is the prerogative of all comic fans eventually. All blades Jason + magical pit rage as a metaphor for ptsd is her canon
Dave: Difficult one... I think, much like Rose, he's got a favorite batfam member but his favorite robin is harder for me to pin down. Cassandra's backstory gets to him. I think he'd have a soft spot for her and Harper Row? Terry McGinnis is his favorite though. No Doubt. hes the perfect age for animated series batman beyond to be his Go To batman that all other batmen must stack up to. Sorry, bruce wayne whomst? As for robins... hm. I think he might genuinely not care? I can't say one that sticks out to me as dave bait in particular. i dont know. I could see robin jason having his own appeal to Dave. A sweet kid that's put into terrible circumstances, becoming a symbol of protection and safety to people just like him would really appeal to him. I think Jason's death would fucking gut him though and I dont wanna subject dave to that :(
Davesprite: For Sure Jason now, but he says it's Tim. Tim being replaced as Robin probably fucks with him the first time he reads the "Bruce lost in the time stream" arc.
David (alpha bro): His fave is Selena Kyle (which is dubious on how in the batfam she is depending on the writer, but she is in his heart) I know this man still watches Saturday morning cartoons on the reg, so he also latches onto Terry as soon as he see him, but... (and this is sacrilege David, I could have you burned at the stake as a witch for this) ... he considers Terry a Robin.
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i hate iternalized transphobia but i totally agree trans masc! dave definetly spends a good chunk of his time wondering if bro turned him into a male subliminally and then bullied him for it to make him "stronger" . whenever he dresses up to pass is just like bro but in his style: white shirt and black sweatpants. then karkat/june come up to him and are like "hey bud. you know you can have fun with gender/clothes right?"and they prove no one will judge them. june dressed masc as possible and didnt shave and everyone still called her "she" or "they". karkat dressed hyperfem and people still used his neoprns and he/they. karkat dressed "cringy" and scene (with help from nepeta) and he got compliments from 2 people (meenah and gamzee) and dave gets it and starts dressing move scene, dying streaks of his hair and typing like nep, roleplaying, stimming freely and rambling about bugs or dead things while cuddling and nibbling on karkat (karkat has a certain chirp for 'to much teeth power'), dave being nonverbal and writing what he wants to say on a whiteboard. dave wearing skirts/stockings and being happy. dave putting his hair in pigtails and loving himself more than he has in a while. he identifes himself (after intense research) as gender queer and using he/its and all neos and learning asl with all the low bloods + rose (kurloz, meulin, kanaya, kankri, nepeta, and equius already know. kanaya + kankri to be nice to nonverbal friends, nep and eq because moirails need to be able to communicate even when there nv) june identifies as trans fem enby and bi curious, dave genderqueer + bi, jade poly, trans fem, les rose poly ace les trans fem genderfluid , kanaya poly pan demi girl (all 3 of them are dating) dirk is gay and trans male, but is also ponygender and uses pony prns like hoof and neigh and whiny and hes a therian of a Pegasus and a burmese moutain dog. jake is trans masc enby and is bi and dirk n jake have cuddle nights with jane because jane doesnt have a partner but wants attention. jane is aroace and agender and uses mirror prns. jane/jake/dirk form a little family, dirk and jake being dads jane being there touch starved child. they all live together.roxy is bi and genderqueer. she says she knows when shes attracted to someone because shell start shifting from her neuetral state to the gender of this person. shes lesbian with girls, gay with guys. all trolls are poly and pan except equius and nep cuz theyre ace and wont be dating anyone else in any quadrant. kanaya is also ace but only towards pailing. she can still be flushed for someone and rose is perfect because theyre ace. vriska and feferi start dating and feferi makes a vriska be childcore lolita like them. vriska apolgizes to tav and becomes his moirail. she little spaces to deal with stress. feferi, nep and equius do pet space and have playdates sometimes. dave, kk, and tav also little space. dirk is dave and kks guardian and dirk sometimes pet/age regresses when he knows dave/kk are gonna be around for a good while.
everyone is happy as they are. the happiest theyve ever been.
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