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ijustthinkhesneat · 19 days

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Gonna get high and throw rocks at anyone who employs late stage gen z/gen alpha slang. Call that Rosetta Stoned.

#I’m a jester #those kids can catch these hands #it’s not a crime because mercury is in Gatorade #gen z #gen z culture #gen alpha #sorry Colin but paw patrol won’t save you from these sick burns #i am the problem #but I will stay problematic #i choose violence today #I’m a hoot #honestly #work #gonna death drop on a toddler #watch out McCayleigen I’m coming for your neck

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lunarhorrors · 1 year

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i never completely lose interest in anything. if i have become fixated on something at one point in time, there will always be the possibility of me becoming obsessed with it again. all it takes is something to trigger my memory and BAM that thing i loved in 6th grade is the only thing i can think about.

all of my interests float around in my head and compete to be in the forefront of my mind. right now i’m thinking about puppet history, spirk, avatar the last airbender, and the country of new zealand. i am a force to be reckoned with.

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phantom-0-writer · 1 month

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The Justice League had finally given the go ahead to officially form the Young Justice. Not that any of them were going to stop regardless of having permission. Since the Justice League had opened up their slots for more than the original six earlier that year, Batman thought it would be a good opportunity to use the Young Justice to help reach out and recruit some other heroes without drawing too much attention by going themselves. With protégés of most of the originals in the roster it was a solid plan.

They had been told about their newest "assignment" (if you could even call it that) earlier that day and they would be leaving in the morning. They were supposed to go meet a duo in Illinois (it was their base of operation even though they'd worked in other place). Phantom has been in the vigilante/hero scene for almost 10 years now, and Red Huntress started a few months after him.

Their names were well known, Dick had known of them even before he became Robin. But despite their national (maybe even International fame) little was actually known about the duo and the rumored Team Phantom that alluded to there being more than just the two. Dick had been a big fan of Phantom, and modeled a lot of his moves off of the super-powered hero.

Batman told them that they had already reached out the Phantom (Red Huntress had deferred them to him, and refused to speak with them afterwords) and he agreed to meet the YJ team and mentor them for a designated amount of time. There had been rumors in certain forums that the JLA had reached out to Phantom to be one of the original members of the league but he had turned them down. When Kid Flash had brought it up during the meeting, Batman refused to confirm or deny (which was proof enough).

The plan was for the YJ would stay in Amity Park for 15 days and learn from them, they would check in after that to see weather their stay should be extended. Specifically citing that their legendary teamwork would be incredibly beneficial to learn from to strengthen them as a team. The other plan, and equally as important, was to warm them up to joining the JLA ranks since a direct invitation hadn't been received favorably.

All that was thrown in the window when, three days in, the YJ, Phantom and Red Huntress get portaled to an unknown destination, with strange and unknown life(?) forms, with no supplies, no working communicators, and worst of all, no way back.

#dpxdc #danny fenton #danny phantom #young justice #dp #young justice show #justice league #phantoms been around for a while atp #and he's stopped enough world ending threats that people know who he is #but he's as mysterious as batman is and no one rly knows much abt him #they get portaled to another world or dimension #but it could also be the ghost zone #danny never mastered the art of teleporting or making portals so they're kinda screwed #val and danny's tech works bc it's designed to work in the GZ #so the other world thing isn't super problematic for them #but they still don't know where they r or how they got there #the kids learn how to plan on their feet and get a objectively disastrous situation under control #which is basically every misson team phantom deals w #so they're in good hands #i think team phantom sound be early/mid 20s an YJ are 15-16 #or how ever old they are in S1 lol #is this ghost shenanigans?#also could just be a natural portal and they were wring place wrong time #i think i like that better tbh #the giw is long gone #the meta rights act dealth with them for the most part #and a scathing article from one lois lane and clark kent #phantom doesn't want pple to know that he's not entirely a ghost so he stays out of the spotlight and he doesn't wanna risk being recognize #but most people actually don't even know that he is a ghost #or they do know he's a ghost and think red huntress is also a ghost

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suspendingtime · 4 months

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#anyway i'm back and i learnt that if you block an anon the asks disappears #but since i mentioned it in the previous one here's the other unhinged anon's ask... should i even say what's bonkers about this #cba to go on about the beast thing (lw is problematic for several reasons but you don't want the long af essay)#and still lmao at “stay the fuck away from kate” - are you ok?#but anyway i will continue to watch and blog about one of my favourite shows and *any* of the characters in it #cause i'm a sucker for period drama romances and will be invested in all the pairings including the ones outside my otp #unhinged #asks #more sarcastic gif answers to weird asks #bridgerton #polin #kanthony

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kenchalldenton · 7 months

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he is being psychologically tortured <333333333333 im so happy for him

#taz steeplechase #I think this is the perfect ending for my problematic blorbo I hope he stays in a vr simulation nightmare for the rest of his life #experiences incomprehensible horrors while his robot double achieves all his dreams #and never has to dry hump on live tv again #kenchall denton

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grumpy-nyks · 11 months

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The Fernweh Saga by @lacunafiction - Davor edition

I-I think Ms. Verner doesn't like him...😳

Davor "Dove" Kovač 🐝 RO: Becca Warrick

Personality: cautious // aloof // pessimistic // flirtatious (only towards Becca ...and Reese??) Traits: head // independent // resistance // believer Past affinity: math Primary ability: extrasensory awareness Past susceptibility: forward. 'it’s better to push forward. don’t look back on the past when you have new places to be and things to achieve.' <<< his motto

🕊️ Fernweh: Davor lived a happy life there and didn't think about leaving in the future. Maybe for some trips, but he knew it would always be his place, his safe place... 'It was a mistake to come back here.' - that was his first thought when he tried to fall asleep on the first night in Fernweh. The nightmares came back as he thought they would. He wants to leave as soon as possible because he feels that it is not safe for Becca to be here.

🕊️ Gramps Dan: That was his gramps who taught Davor how to play the guitar. As a young child, Davor always admired him and believed he was the most intelligent person in the world. After the death of his parents and how his grandfather treated him, he was devastated and angry. He wanted answers soo badly but didn't get any. He lived loathing his grandfather ever since. The news of his passing stirred up a lot of negative emotions that Davor had previously managed to suppress. At the beginning of the story he couldn't care less about his grandfather, but because of his journal he started to believe him. Things that his granfather lived through made Davor even more angry at this messy town …but he's willing to forgive his gramps…

🐝 Becca Warrick: It was a ...funny story that brought both of them together and they look after each other ever since. He considers Becca as his precious (not in a negative-possessive way) treasure, he literally can't let anything bad happen to her. That was also she who came up with the nickname 'Dove'... (and she's literally the only person who calls him that, others wouldn't dare...). He had feelings for her for quite some time but didn't act on it... until now. Although he didn't express it, he felt very nervous about Becca being in the town where he grew up. He was curious (but also scared) about what she could think of this town. He felt like he was revealing more of himself to her…. and he forgot about any worries pretty fast, because the town started being weird as fu--.

🕊️ Reese Verner: Back then Davor was quite cheerful and enjoyed competing with Reese regularly. They teased each other a lot. Davor always thought that Reese had a crush on him, was it true tho? donut know, but he certainly had. ...why does he appear in his nightmares? Maybe the crush stage never disappeared...? Seeing him again was a nice experience, sure... but ignoring the circumstances, he is still unsure if it was worth it and is struggling with his thoughts… Would it be worth it to return to Fernweh just to see him... again? welp, good thing he doesn't have to think about it much, am I right?

🕊️ Sofia Dorran: The two of them maybe did not have a strong relationship, but he knew Sofia is the ideal person for engaging in intelligent conversations. He enjoyed spending time with her, solving the puzzles that gramps created for them both. Davor wasn't a fan of fantasy books, but she managed to change his mind about them. Davor knows that Sofia did take good care of his grandfather, but he still doesn't quite know if he's grateful for that or wished she spent her time more... valuably... He was tempted to ask Sofia to borrow that book she found in his grandfather's bedroom, but he thought better of it. It's better to leave Fernweh… Even so, his curiosity wasn't properly fed.

🕊️ James Corvin: Maybe not brothers by blood, but definitely brothers by choice. Davor treated him as if he was the brother he always wanted to have. Back then Davor always placed a high value on his family… until now. At the time, Davor tended to be more impulsive and James was usually the one who kept him from getting into trouble (which often involved Reese). It was really hard, for both of them, to see each other after so long. Their first interaction was pretty awkward... I would even say that most of their interactions were . James noticed how Davor changed the question is: for the better or worse? I don't even know. Everyone can sense, that things around them are different now, and they aren't as close as before. Will it change?

🕊️ Alek Corvin: …To say that Alek wasn't a fan of Davor would be an understatement. Was it because James spent most of his time focusing only on Davor trying to get him out of trouble? Did Alek observe any possessiveness from Davor towards James? Or maybe simply because of the bond between those two, which was truly something that others would envy and desire? Davor never considered it, especially when he left Fernweh permanently. :)) As you can imagine, Alek doesn't seem very happy about Davor's return… But he took an interest in his new friend, Becca, which did not go unnoticed by Davor and he isn't really happy about it.

🕊️ The Waitress: Oh boy, it seems that Davor has taken up a new hobby, which is glaring harshly at the waitress. He finds her mistrustful and he smells trouble. Had they met when he was younger, there may have been a slim chance of them getting along.

🕊️ Waffles!: So um… Davor has a little issue with dogs and because of that his relationship with Waffles isn't as wonderful as I wish it would be... However, I believe that with time and help from Becca, they will eventually become friends.

#actually about his scar i have this whole headcanon... featuring some...umm.. doggos and Becca... 👀 especially how they met #(Davor was always team cats but after that incident even more xD)#also ouch that naming scene it hurt me so much! but i get it ;; aaaa! Davor why are you being so problematic Waffles is wonderful!!!#it was really interesting for me to messing with Davor in nightmares and showing him Reese!! the feelings the emotions aaaa #also yeeaah Davor thought several times if it would be a good idea to come back to Re-- *cough* Fernweh... and then Becca happened...#generally speaking Davor has a keen interest in Slavic mythologies and culture particularly those from western and southern regions of-#-Europe. I imagine that his father has roots in these regions and he took great pride in his heritage. Often taking about it to Davor #...and since Sofia's a smart girl she lent Davor a fantasy book written by Slavic author who took a great inspiration from Slavic myths👼😊#yes it was enough to change Davor's mind about fantasy books XD he never really read one before he just assumed it's BORING!#and now I'm sure he will throw questions at Sofia about this book she found even more since he's staying at Fernweh... I can imagine how-#-they both are staying up late studying it and comparing their notes... it would remind Davor about the time they were kids-#-it seems that his Gramps gave them both the last puzzle to solve... will they succeed?#and ooohh that will be a hard time for James and Davor... that rejection at the end of book one wont help them im sure XD #about Davor's 'possesivenes' over James... Davor was needy that's true but he would never think about 'stealing' James from Alek or-#-'claiming' James belongs to him. I hope im not crossing a line here but in my headcanon Alek was TOTALLY jealous over their friendship #and Alek THOUGHT that Davor was receiving more attention from James 👀#//which obv isn't true because James would never allow it. Alek is always a number one in James' heart//#in mine too I love A!!!! 💖 they're a BABY #but i must say that Davor didn't really think about Alek's feelings back then. he wasn't aware how Alek could feel- that's not an excuse #super curious about book two and how his relationships with every single one of them will develop!!!#fernweh saga #oc: davor kovac #no i totally did NOT change his surname..

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boyfhee · 1 year

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hee makes me so crazy

#ssr — heeseung.#the gaze i am floored quite literally #i have so so soooo many things so say . too bad this is es ef dablue blog 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 stay safe guys DONT stan heeseung #he's problematic he would make u crazy and SICK!!!!! let me handle him 😊☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ doing charity 🙏🙏#i have no reason to post this except i want to tell that he is mine ya'll pick other members idk . sage is an exception shes in this w me #rest of u..... 🫤🫤🫤 PLS THIS IS A JOKE for legal reasons #lee heeseung im in love w u really ok gn again #disclaimer: dont stan him!!!! we cannot lose more promising women and men to lee heeseung 😊🤍

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noa-ciharu · 2 years

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With herd mentality, lack of critical thinking, cancel culture and subsequental fear of it, policing and purity culture, black and white worldview, lack of agree to disagree and being pro-censorship I think vast majority of, unfortunately very young and self-viewed as progressive, folks on social media more resemble a cult

#it's so sad really #i remember some idiot trying to cancel Dorian Gray once bc 'uwu too problematic'#some other idiot complained how book with lesbian protag was a failure bc it didn't capture universal lesbian experience #also how some 19 yt-ber was canceled bc he was in relationship with 17yo #like where is common sense?#and number of times I've heard people liking some ship that's considered 'problematic' only to force themselves to stay in the closet bc of #hatered and canceling #also about discourse whether it was alright for lesbian to refer to herself as gay #and many more examples unfortunately #idk how to tag this rly #purity culture #shipping culture #anti censorship #pro ship #sort of?#fanpol #tbf it's not just fandom issues

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dibbydibdib · 1 month

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you do know kyman is literally a proship right

I think it's funny this is my first ask on Tumblr. Congrats, Anon for being my first ask on my main account😼‼️🎉 as for kyman being a proship I get that in canon Kyle and Cartman fight all the time n shit but Idgaf about the actual show, honestly. them fighting all the time and making fun of eachother and then realizing they actually care about eachother and need one another is so sweet idc what you say. I knew I'd get hate for shipping Kyman but honestly there is more problematic ships n such online and bigger problems in life than arguing with someone you don't even know personally just because you don't like one thing about them.🤷 idk you Anon, and you don't rlly know me either. So if you don't like what I reblog/post abt then kindly get off my page. Thank you and goodnight‼️

#kyman #I'm surprised somebody didnt get mad at me for shipping kyman sooner #also i think every single south park ship is problematic cause all the characters have done bad shit soo #also i am not a pr0sh1pp3r so if you are one stay off my blog pls :)#also i will not be adressing anymore hate on me shipping kyman because i dont see it as nessacary.

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himbo-of-destiny · 11 months

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#gal so won #ki do hoon #park sang nam #geum dong hyun #scripting your destiny #korean drama #manydramagifs #kdramaedit #*scripting your comedy #hoyun always looks so disappointed when people are just being silly and it absolutely sends me #in general too he reminds me a lot of the surprised pikachu meme which makes his reactions even funnier to me #anyway #nothing but love for my favorite problematic himbos #and for the hockey boy as well because he's a good kid #i was so impressed that his solution in the situation was to run away from it #like had the guys actually been people with bad intentions #it could've been really dangerous if he had stayed to protect samshin by fighting

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eenochian · 8 months

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the way this fandom treats characters is astounding. like y’all do realize that every single character is shitty, right? literally every last one. your blorbo is not an exception. no, “but my fave—” no exceptions. literally the only character that i can’t think of any issues with off the top of my head is farah.

#call of duty #cod #obviously some characters are worse than others #i think we can all hold hands and agree that makarov takes the ‘most evil character’ cake #and lots of people acknowledge graves’ actions #and i’ve even seen people bring up valeria’s actions #but the way y’all (general) just. pick and choose who to criticize #it’s important to acknowledge and discuss the flaws these characters have #and i think it’s important to allow people to explore problematic characters #but if you’re gonna do that— acknowledge EVERYONE’S flaws #price nikolai and gaz literally kidnapped a civilian woman and child. used them as ‘bargaining chips’. held a gun to a little boy’s head #soap & ghost may not have any highlights (that i can recall) but they’re SAS.#the military– especially the specops– are not known for being above board and clean #price’s catchphrase is literally ‘we get dirty world stays clean’#this cast is full of fuckin war criminals. they’re ALL shitty.#obviously some are worse than others (motioning to makarov valeria & graves)#but acting like the ‘good’ characters are unproblematic is harmful imo. there are real people that have been victimized by the military #–including the SAS. your blorbos are in an organization that devastates entire countries with war #i guess i’m sick of seeing people’s obvious favoritism in this fandom.#y’all (general) love to discuss shitty behavior and read-world equivalents until it involves your faves #and i’m not saying this to tell people to stop writing for everyone. i personally dislike the ‘don’t write for problematic charas’ mindset #but hold every single character to that standard for the love of god #and ‼️be mindful while writing/discussing potentially harmful stuff‼️#be sensitive to the groups that might be seeing this. remember that COD is a war game that romanticizes the military and war #with the sole intent of getting people to join #no one is perfect. they’re ALL shitty people. some are worse than others– but they ALL represent real-world issues #the ‘only enjoy unflawed characters’ mindset links back to purity culture and media literacy dying #seeing people expect an imperfect media to have a perfect fandom is draining #the community needs to be a safe space for everyone. but groups will inevitably clash and that’s why we have the block button and filtering #just like. don’t disrespect people. be mindful with your work. but also— BE LIBERAL with catering your fandom space!

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the-rockit · 2 months

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When I see trife content:

When I see it's tagged proship/darkship/comship:

#i wont rant abt it but imo its not...toxic enough to be problematic?#yes blackmail #but also given how post elmination trophy has changed..if he stayed on longer i think his realtionship with knife would get better..#idk just my opinion!!#i think they would make up #:]#trife #trophy #knife #inanimate insanity

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kindlythevoid · 10 months

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Hey squad, I just got emotional over one of my least problematic fav classics hero, Odysseus, and how he went to war for a decade because he loved his family and how he spent the next decade searching for that family and how his family had such faith that he would crawl back to them that they waited the twenty years for him.

#was the last decade his fault??#yeah it was #but at no point do I doubt that this man loved his family with his whole heart #Odysseus and Penelope have one of the best marriages in Greek mythos #I got emotional over on Pinterest so now I decided to cry over here #Like he went to war because he couldn’t fake insanity to kill his son and then did everything he could to stay alive and get back #And Penelope knew he would come back so she redid the same tapestry every day and every night #And even his son who didn’t know him was searching for him and getting news finding Nemo style #And the dog okay the dog literally died after he got to see him one last time #like I know greek myths are problematic #But also the love compels us and binds us over thousands of miles and dozens of years narrative got to me #so yeah #greek mythology #odysseus #penelope #telemachus #the oddyssey #argos the dog #just yelling into the void

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mchiti · 10 months

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i'm so weak for men with long eyelashes and big brown eyes.

#he has long eyelashes and big brown eyes #this is about all men with long eyelashes and big brown eyes in my life #I love all men with long eyelashes and big brown eyes who haven't done anything particularly problematic yet #no chance of me falling for another man this summer tho no chance nada nothing walo #kif walo I just like a guy but it'll stay between me and this tumblr post I'm gonna be SINGLE until my graduation at least #no time for men I only have time for my thesis my exams and football

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itscooltoskate · 6 months

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Lionel Messi 🤝 Timo Boll

Wonder child

Lefty

Can effortlessly switch hands/feet and still make incredible shots

Stayed in one club for nearly all his career

Is/was the mvp of said club

Loved by everyone

A true players’ player

Has won pretty much every trophy there is

Has been no 1 with 36 +-1 years old

True sportsmanship

Humble

Introverted

Can't separate him from his respective mate/coffee

Really cares about and takes time for his fans

Just a guy™ with some massive talent and a hobby

No drama, unproblematic king

Married to childhood sweetheart

Been a pro athlete for way longer than normal people

Getting retirement questions in interviews and answering them with “I’ll play for as along as I enjoy it and haven’t thought of that yet”

Most importantly: adorable af

I rest my case.

#if anyone even cares about this #timo boll #table tennis #lionel messi #football #tenis de mesa #fútbol #I love one (1) type of athlete lmao #when timo was a child he also played football and in one game scored 9 goals #in the whole season he scored 90 goals #this was in u9 #he also said in one on ones he’d lose because he’s a softy and not that tall/big lmao #and he'd just get thrown around #the parallels just keep adding up #please tell me there isn't anything problematic about messi that'd suck #I can't see timo boll being problematic in any way whatsoever but I'm hoping it stays that way lol #thanks for coming to my tedtalk #still here whoops did I miss anything? 🧐#I'm pushing the timo boll agenda hard but somebody needs to do it #even if that'll be me one post and ramble in the tags at a time 🫡#they are both so adorable

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mylittleredgirl · 1 year

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What is your Hogwarts house?

kind of a suspicious question to ask a stranger in the year two thousand and twenty three

i don't have one, because i was never into harry potter. if i did, i would have renounced it by now, because so many trans people in our community have specifically said, repeatedly, that identifying ourselves by hogwarts houses on tumblr either marks us as unsafe people or makes us indistinguishable from them.

asking a tumblr user who has never mentioned reading harry potter about their hogwarts house feels like offering a terf secret handshake.

#it was also a weird question for my new manager to have asked me in person as an icebreaker #so kind of odd that i haven’t been asked this in at least ten years and then twice back to back #i wasn’t into harry potter not out of some prescience for problematic things #so there’s no moral high ground here #i was already a teenager when the books started coming out and was trying to be punk rock #so ‘extremely popular thing for children’ was a no go on multiple levels #then in college a kid i knew straight up missed a final exam because he couldn’t put a book down #and i was like huh this sure seems like a thing my particular brain might give me problems with #i would regularly stay up all night and ruin my GPA playing snood on child mode so my self-regulation couldn’t #handle anything even slightly more compelling than that #chatter post

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