okay hear me out:
modern AU in which your best friend starts an indie underwear business and asks their friends to model for it.
which leads you to meet their very large, very bulky friend Paz Vizsla because you get to model underwear together for some couple shoots 👀😌
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Wrong. Teenage alcoholic Roxy Lalonde dies amd then becomes sober
hiveswap that is ENTIRELY TOO REASONABLE for a Homestuck event, I hope you know. like in my mind for how Homestuck is it would be more reasonable for someone to have died and became More alcoholic. which like. fair enough because dying's traumatic but. BOOOO THE GODLFISH SHOULD'VE BEEN A SPACESHIP!!
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Trans male has risqué bulge/outline when wearing women’s jeans and shorts, refuses to tuck or even just wear decent fitted clothing
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The partner being trans doesn’t even have anything to do with the fact that it’s standard decency for males to keep their crotches under control in public, and that includes not wearing things that draw attention to (or perfectly outline) their dicks. Genitals are expected to be safely out sight behind clothing. Men’s clothing is made to accommodate a package down there and blend it in, whereas women’s clothes expect only the slightest curve to the crotch, if any, and therefore dicks have nowhere to hide.
I sincerely believe these commenters are a) too blinded by the partners’ gender id to apply their logic to any other non-trans-woman, and b) underestimating just how obvious the bulge must be and how often it happens, probably.
Also, I really doubt the partner’s statement that he “doesn’t notice” AND is “not bothered.” He has to have noticed at least a couple times if he wears women’s jeans and shorts semi-regularly, and if he isn’t self conscious about that it makes me wonder how it does make him feel to have people acknowledge his crotch in that way…
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I took this and then saw the weird fucking shadows... anyway bulge be uppon ye.
|| Okay to reblog but pls keep any comments in the tags ||
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CRYYingngg this is buddiecoded <3333
Beth, love, I'm SCREAMING skaoskasoaksaoksas you're so so so so right.
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I'm so goddamn cold I wanna cuddle with a cute boy sooo bad and play with his nipples through his shirt and tease him under the blanket 🥴
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I though Finn was banned for the accidental panty flash
that’s what he thought at first too! he elaborated that after getting more details from twitch that it was for “prolonged touching of female presenting breasts” which is like. a hundred times worse. considering 1. he was just adjusting his bra 2. despite “looking female” finn specifically states he is a man and doesn’t really attempt to “pass” as a woman outside of specific instances/jokes and 3. THOSE ARENT EVEN REAL TITS. THAT IS SILICONE
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