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Carrot buffet
Music is Strega Nona by the mysterious Breakmaster Cylinder
#isopods#zebra isopod#armadillidium maculatum#clown isopod#armadillidium klugii#green banana cockroach#panchlora#cockroach#bugs#bugblr#bugkeeping#pets#animals#video
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Rescued from the Safeway parking lot
Could not remove her from my person, did not want to break her legs
So I brought her home and she is now happily burrowing in my terrarium
Literally drove home with a beetle on my arm
Eastern Hercules Beetle (female) Dynastes tityus
#bugblr#beetle#eastern Hercules beetle#beetlekeeping#bug keeping#bugkeeping#i had to tempt her with a piece of rotting wood for her to let go
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would it be cruel to grab a cockroach off the street and keep them as a pet? genuine question. Cause there are a lot of roaches where I live and I'd take good care of them but I do worry that it'd be cruel to take them away from their home and friends. I'm not a roach expert so idk the effects kidnapping a roach would have on them or how well american cockroaches do in captivity.
#bugs#cockroach#bugkeeping#I have a little bug house thing that would hopefully be suitable#but if there are any specific requirements to keeping a roach happy and healthy please let me know i don't want to torture a cockroach#I was planning to catch a beetle or something this summer but I haven't seen any#I know cockroaches can be more social so I don't want to separate one from their community
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Migratory locusts pinned in 3 different poses. Which is your favourite?
These are natural deaths from my breeding colony.
#locust.#insect pinning#vulture culture#taxidermy#insect death#dead insect#i breed them partially for pet food and partially just to have as pets#i love bugs and am very much a bugkeeping person#I've had many different bugs over the years#btw the taxidermy prices behind them are my mentors and not mine#pinned bugs#bug pinning
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do you think rouxls eats bugs too or just the worms…..
#he lists bugkeeping as one of his hobbies and honestly i could see it going either way#worms are not bugs/insects so like. you know if you’re getting specific he could be insistent on the difference#much to think about.#txt
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I could probably take Oogie Boogie in a fight. I have jars, bug carriers, a net, and the insatiable urge to grab every bug I find.
He doesn't stand a chance.
#divide and conquer#it would be a bugkeeper's dream come true to have that many bugs in one place#i'd wear his empty skin#he's got snakes in him too i'm not scared of those#there's a few venomous ones out where i live and i grab them even though I know I shouldn't...so don't copy me
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My babies
#insects#arachnids#spider#spiders#jumping spider#jumping spiders#mantis#mantises#praying mantis#bug#bugs#bugkeeper#nonbinary#non binary#tarantula#tarantulas#velvet spider#velvet spiders
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💙 !!!
#finally got to his part 💙💙💙!!!!!#his hobbies are so cute i didnt know he liked calligraphy.#also bugkeeping..... 🥰#he has little worm friends in a jar in his shop but eee :3#i love him !#i recorded me seeign him i might maybe post it at some point#eeee#💙#i did make sure to buy one of everything in his shop and all of his dialogue
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idk if it's rational, but it bothers me when folks try to put a hard definition around "bug" when not even referring to "true bugs" (order Hemiptera). "bug" isn't a phylogenetic clade, it's a vibe. it's the crawly things you find in the garden.
if you're thinking, "but soy! 'bug' means 'insect'!" we already have a word for insects! it's "insect" now get out of here.
#most multi-class bugkeepers i know of call them all ‟bugs‟#‟insect‟ describes the world as it is (albeit through a human lens) and ‟bug‟ describes the world in relation to us
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friendly monthly reminder not to be negative in the comments/replies/tags/anything of bugkeeper’s posts of their animals. it’s totally fine making your own post saying you don’t like bugs, you don’t have to like them. but please for the love of god do not describe in detail how much you want to kill or hurt the animals people raise when they’re just trying to show off their pets, even if their pets are insects that are personally repelling to you or make you squeamish. raising these animals takes a lot of hard work and care and knowledge, and having these creatures demeaned to just nightmare monsters instead of living breathing things is just really disheartening. just don’t say anything and move on
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based bestie got me an order of live pill bugs and when they arrive we're gonna build them habitats >:3
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if reader is bug, their son is little bug and their daughter is little bug, what is derek's bug related nickname? or is he disappointed about not having one?
OKAY I personally think Derek's usually fine over not having a bug-related nickname (after all, he's the one who came up with them for his lil family 🥺) but I just imagined a scenario that wouldn't be ooc for him to feel jealous of not having a similar nickname and I hope this is to your liking <3
Love Bugs Masterlist / Criminal Minds Masterlist
It was bound to happen.
With how often Derek dropped the sweet nickname for you every single day, you knew that it was only a matter of time before it was bound to happen.
But that didn't mean you weren't absolutely floored when it happened for the first time.
"Bah."
Derek's eyes caught yours from across the room. "Did she just--"
"Bah. Bah."
In front of you, your daughter stood on wobbly legs. Your face was the exact twin of Derek's stunned expression as you saw your daughter pointing her fingers towards you and said--for the nth time that afternoon--a word that made your brain reduce into a mush.
"Bah."
"Is she--" your voice caught around a disbelieving chuckle, "--is she saying Bug?"
As if confirming your suspicion, your daughter took hold of your hand before pressing it to her face. "Bah."
Derek was laughing as he crossed the room. He picked up his daughter and lifted her in the air, earning a series of delighted giggles from the 1-year-old.
"My smart baby. Who's a smart baby? Yes, you are!" Derek cooed.
"We're gonna have to explain to people why our daughter's first word is Bug." You laughed as you watched your husband smother your daughter in kisses.
"Well, we can just tell everyone that we have the smartest 1-year-old in the world. Isn't that right, Baby Bug?"
"Bah."
For the next few weeks, your daughter's adorable murmurs of bah became the new constant in your home. She started learning to use the word as a means to attract your attention. But it wasn't the only thing that your daughter had managed to learn.
"Lil bah."
"That's right, baby!" Your son clapped his hands ecstatically, his sister mirroring him with an exhilarated grin. "I'm Little Bug. Good job!"
You followed the interaction between the two from the couch, a permanent smile on your lips. Derek was lying with his head on your lap when you heard him sigh.
"You okay, Mister?"
"I'm the only one she's still refusing to call."
The pout Derek had on his face nearly made you chuckle, and you probably would have done it if you didn't know just how devastating the whole thing was for him.
"You should take it as a compliment," you said instead, trying to put a balm on his wounded heart. "She only said Bug as her first word because she listens to you so much. She just wants to mirror everything you do, hun."
Derek exhaled another long breath. "Should I find myself a bug-related nickname just so she would call me?"
You snorted. "Like what? Mr. Bugkeeper?"
Derek pinched your thigh. "Very funny. I'm hurt and all you do is make fun."
That last statement of his actually made you laugh. Derek proceeded to grumble something under his breath, but you were too busy trying to keep your bellowing laughter under control to pay attention to it.
From across the room, your daughter suddenly stood on her chubby little feet before staggering over to where you and Derek were lounging on the couch while your son continued to play with his toys.
"Bah," your daughter said once she had reached you.
"Hi, baby."
"Bah." She proceeded to turn towards Derek after that, tracing the features on her father's face with exploratory fingers and a cute curiosity in her eyes. "Bah?"
"That's not Bug, baby," you told her. "That's Dada. Can you say Dada?"
She stared blankly at your face in response.
"Say Dada," Derek encouraged. "Come on, Baby Bug. Say I love you, Dada!"
Your daughter blinked and tilted her head to the side.
Derek sighed in disappointment. "This is hopeless. She's never gonna--"
"Da."
You and Derek both froze in shock.
"Da." Your daughter grabbed a hold of Derek's cheeks. "Da. Wuv yu."
You didn't think you ever saw Derek sit up so fast in his life.
"Baby Bug." Your husband's voice was laden with bewilderment. "Can you say that again, sweetheart? Say that again for Dada?"
"Da. Wuv yu."
The laughter that rumbled from Derek's chest spoke of the greatest joy you had ever seen radiating from a person. He picked your daughter up in his embrace, spinning her around until the baby shrieked in glee.
"I told you it would happen, Mr. Bugkeeper," you said around your own jubilant laughter.
If it were any other day, Derek would have given you a side eye over the ludicrous nickname. But at that moment, Derek couldn't find it in his bones to care.
After all, his daughter had just told him that she loved him for the first time.
#derek morgan#derek morgan x reader#derek morgan x fem!reader#criminal minds#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds x fem!reader#derek morgan x you#derek morgan x y/n#criminal minds x you#criminal minds x y/n#derek morgan fluff#derek morgan fic#derek morgan fanfiction#derek morgan imagine#criminal minds fluff#criminal minds fic#criminal minds fanfiction#criminal minds imagine#shemar moore#love bugs
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F!Bimbo Reader x Bugkeeper Yandere OC
A nipple clamp fueled daydream i had~
!!!MINORS DNI!!!
CW: F!Reader, reader referred to as she/her, reader has a vagina, nipple play, nipple clamps, exhibitionism, pet names for ready (precious butterfly,), beyond Stockholm, reader is in shackles, public fingering, public sex(in a fitting room),unprotected sex, cum eating not proofread.
EEEEEEP! I just bought some nipple clamps with little chains on them and i’m so excited to wear them around like under everythingggg and OMG PLZ…. IM DROOOLINGGG🙈🙈🙈
status: together
You didn’t tell him, you somehow snuck it into your amazon order without him seeing. And they’ve arrived and he didn’t even check the boxes this time!
You’re so excited an entire flock of butterflies fill you dangerously to the brim.
He loves to make you happy above everything else. He takes you shopping all the time, making sure you always get to be covered in the latest fashions and showing you off properly.
You have a surprise for him today when he takes you out.
You get a low cut dress, one that goes almost to your navel, and put it on… Excitedly you take your pretty mounds out one at a time and attach little gold clamps with several delicate chains connecting the two.
The pressure is already divine and has you panting little foggy splotches onto your mirror. But you give the center of the chain a little tug to test it and “Ah!~” Oh gods!
This is gonna be fun! You can’t wait to tell him about the ones with a clit clamp attachment and a collar!!! wheeewww! calm down a little! you’ll spoil the fun before it’s even began! One thing at a time.
Oh but he’ll have the most fun with the collar attachments!
You smack your cheeks lightly to despell the enchantment that dream casts over your mind.
“Oooooh Enixxxxxx!!!! I’m ready, darling!!” You call and bust through the door, arms held up and ready for him to unlock the shackles. The sensation of fabric running over your nipples is already driving you mad! these things are amazing!
He pushes up his glasses, chuckling at your adorable behavior, “Alright precious butterfly,” his hands are soft and clammy as always. He’s so cute and always so nervous even still. No matter how good he is at hiding it.
Black hair falls into his face, and you reach up to push it behind his ear. His dark skin darkens another shade more crimson.
His hands come around yours and your body, his mouth comes dangerously close to yours, brushing past it he’s moves to your ear.
“What are you wearing there, Butterfly, hmm~?” He brushes a thumb over your hard and squeezed nipple.
In shock you let out an “Ah!” at the jolt of ecstasy that sent through you.
“My, my, so sensitive, what is this?” He pulls the fabric away for your chest enough to see the metal squeezing you, and the chains he thought were a long necklace at first. “Trying to be sneaky huh?”
He pulls his touch away from you and faces the door, leaving you with pangs of longing and and a frigid loneliness. You whine, and he turns back to you, “Butterfly, we’re going out, wasn’t that your original plan?” He smiles feigning innocence.
“You’re cruel!” You call after him and follow along.
He doesn’t help you into the van like usual, instead he sits at the wheel and hungrily watches your every uncomfortable movement. The pressure is already becoming too much for your poor nipples.
You want desperately to touch yourself, or better yet be touched.
Your hand flies down and your legs spread, when he grabs your wrist.
“Nope.”
You’re big puppy eyes widen and you pout at him, “wha?”
“You did this to yourself, Butterfly, now i get to watch you squirm,” he says coldly.
Shivers run down your spine, “What happened to that shy guy that couldn’t get out one word without stammering around me, huh?” You poke his cheek.
“You love this me more, admit it.” He says with a smile, but you frown.
“I like every you, so far” You cross your arms and immediately pull your arms away from your chest with a shudder of pleasurable pain.
the car ride is too long and uncomfortable you squirm and writhe begging to take them off for at least a little while, all while Enix just smiles wickedly next to you.
He helps you out of the van at least, his hand on the small of your back, his other holding yours to steady you.
He suddenly brings his head down to your chest, moving aside the cloth over you before lightly sucking on your pinched nipple.
You try weakly to push him off, “Ooh! Enix! S’too much!”
“And who’s idea was this now hmm?” He kisses your clavicle, pausing there, he says: “You should have gotten one with a collar…”
A chill runs down your spine.
He pulls you along next to him, and grabs your ass.
You walk to your favorite Italian tailor’s, you’re giddy as you step through the door and find it more filled with people than usual.
It’s a pretty exclusive place… But you’re excited that there’s more people around today.
You exhale loudly on accident. All the pressure on your buds is starting to hurt!
Soon you’re walking through the aisles, shaking and reaching up to your chest, hoping to get rid of the pressure.
Enix stops you, and you continue to shake in his grasp. “Enix please,” you whine.
His hand slowly climbs your arm, up your shoulder, his chest presses against your back and he leans down to whisper into your ear“You wanted this, Butterfly,”
His other hand brushes gently over your exposed flesh, up your arm, over your shoulder, down the edge of your plunging neckline until he gets to the first chain and lifts it, just readjusting where the pressure is angled.
You sigh, “Eniix”
“I love it when you say my name,” He gently takes the chain back down, grabbing the next chain along with the first and lifting it up next.
The pressure shifts slowly again, and the pleasure along with it, rolling over you slowly.
You feel him slip his other hand up your dress, slowly getting to that burning place inside you.
He doesn’t leave you empty for long, his slender fingers pierce you and his thumb and palm play with your clit.
“Enix! What if someone sees!?” out of breath, you manage a hiss.
“Nobody will, Butterfly, I’m watching” You remember he’s like six foot something, he slouches so badly, you always forget he’s so tall! Of course he can see over the racks.
He keeps dipping into you ferociously, while he holds the chains up and relieves some of the pressure. giving you even more pleasure where you need it. “Mmmmf!”
The heat builds in you, desperately climbing to its peak, he speeds up, he knows your close. Wet with your slick he rubs all the way out over your clit and then back inside of you and curling.
You cum on his long fingers, he brings them to his lips. He licks your essence off languidly, a moan rumbles in his throat.
He pulls you along to the fitting room, luckily nobody’s using it for adjustments.
“Butterfly, let me relieve you first,” her kisses you all along the jaw and neck and shoulder slowly takes your dress off. and then removes the clamps.
He takes each over sensitive bud into his mouth and gently rolls his tongue over them.
“Oh my gods!” You moan, as he keeps up his delightful assault.
The tenderness after the harsh prolonged torture feels like a dream.
He’s making your body burn up again!
“Butterfly,” He lifts your leg, and pushes you against a wall. “Fuck” he presses his length into you and your eyes cross. It feels like he’s pushing in forever and you get to be so fucking full even by the half of it! He stretches you to perfection.
His hand wraps around your throat, as he’s pelting your insides with rough thrusts from his massive member.
“Yes! Enix!!” You hold on to him for dear life as he fucks the shit out of you.
Your spongey walls flutter and contract around him, right before he shoots ropes of his hot load into you.
“I don’t want to pull out,” his voice is gruff and low. he keeps rocking his hips slower now, basking in your pussy and the afterglow of post orgasm bliss.
“We have to go back out,” You tell him.
He slips out of you, still rock hard. “You’re unfortunately right,” his cum seeps out after him.
He swipes your slit and collects some of himself, and then brings his fingers up to your lips.
You eagerly suck on them, he fixes your dress and hair for you, and you get back to the floor.
#my oc#yandere#oc x reader#oc x you#yandere x reader#yandere x you#my fic#tw yandere#dead dove do not eat#oc enix#yandere oc#yandere x darling#yandere x y/n#x oc#x reader#reader x oc#yandere male#fem reader#f!reader#yan smut#yandere smut
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do you enjoy bugs
When I was five years old, a bugkeeper paid a visit to my montessori school. I remember sitting in a circle with all the other kids as various specimens were passed around one by one, I’d never seen insects the size of these, I watched with rapturous curiosity as a stickbug stretched its spindly legs over both my palms, it looked even bigger up close. But with this fascination came a profound revulsion that never quite went away as I grew older.
I was haunted by the grotesque visage of the stickbug, the gnarled expanse of its exoskeleton, the impersonable eyes perched upon its tiny head. I remain haunted further still by its eminent fragility, in none of my years have I been able to picture the stickbug in my mind’s eye without envisioning his body snapped and smashed between my fingers, popped like a dewy blade of aloe vera. As it goes, the same abject disgust crawls inside me to this day, foreign visions of torn and mangled insect parts flash before my eyes involuntarily, images that never come to pass, but still remain as real as any memory would.
But now, I stretch my body flat, my nose passing over the grass. I let out a sneeze and blink twice before bolting across the open clearing. I could smell any insect from miles away, but instead of running from them I find myself drawn closer, my young curiosity for these tiny miracles that crawl out of our sight comes to bloom within me again.
I happen upon the stickbug. Somehow, I know it’s the same one. He stretches his spindly legs over both my paws, and I know he is safe, as am I.
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hey, i've been reading about integrated pest management for home gardens, and resources often mention promoting habitat for predators of the pest species. i have also been dealing with an annoying drain fly problem in my bathroom. all the resources on integrated pest management talk about outdoors... do you happen to know if it would be reasonable to promote indoor habitat for predatory bugs? Spiders, centipedes, etc, which might at least eat some of the adult flies? I'd love to do more reading on this if you have any references :)
it might be possible to do so, but creating a climate that these bugs like might not necessarily be good for structural integrity (humidity, etc). I think if you were to find a nice dry-tolerant cobweb (if in US, Parasteatoda, Steatoda triangulosa are common indoors) or cellar spider (Pholcidae) they'd eat the flies. I tend to catch these spiders whenever I find them and feed them to captive house centipedes though since they tend to make awful white poop stains like little birds on the floor beneath the web.
I don't know of any resources for indoor free-range bugkeeping, as I'd assume most everything you can find would be how to keep them out...
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