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princessbrunette · 1 month

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JJ would be a master at gaslighting people to get away with thing like—

'No officer I was not having sex with my girlfriend in public, I have no idea what you mean 🙄'

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“sex? you think we were having se— babe, you hear this guy?” he laughs, still subtly trying to do up his belt as the sheriff shines his torch through his truck window. “look, shoupe— with all due respect, i think you need’a get your mind outta the gutter. now i don’t wanna be out here airing out all my girls business but she’s a devout catholic. ya, none of that premarital stuff it’s — it’s against the rules, okay? i don’t even like sex like that— that stuff’s overrated—”

“then why was the car shaking, son? this thing was rocking back and forth so hard i thought it oughta create a pothole. are you aware this is a residential street?”

“i am— i am actually aware this is a residential street because my uncle knew a guy who lived here once. he used to cook meth outta his garage so really you’re wastin’ your time on me when you could be arresting that guy— anyway, off topic— the reason the car was rocking was because there was… a bug. on my pants…aaand, it caused some ruckus i’ll admit— you may have heard some screamin’— or other things of that… variety. but i killed the bug, so… it’s fine now. issue resolved.” he trails off, itching behind his ear.

shoupe shines his torch at you, and you look away to hide your disheveled appearance, and he turns his attention back on your boyfriend. “how’s that explain the lipstick prints all over you then, huh?”

“oh this? this isn’t lipstick— how could it be lipstick? she’s not even wearin’ any!” jj gestures to you with an obvious expression.

“yeah, not anymore, ‘cos it’s all over you.” shoupe argues.

“look, this right here is a rash, and i’m super insecure about it so i don’t really appreciate you bringin’ that up right now, shoupe.” jj forces emotion into his voice and the sheriff sighs, standing up straight from his leant over position in the window, deciding this wasn’t worth his time.

“alright, you know what— i’m gonna let it slide, kids. go…do whatever you want in the privacy of your home… and please, for the love of all things holy wear protection. this town don’t need another one of you runnin’ round for another few years. atleast let me retire first.” shoupe steps back from the truck, waving them off and jj instantly jumps to turn his keys, ready to get out of there.

“yes sir.” he resigns, before eagerly peeling the car away from the scene.

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#blondwhowrites #jj maybank prompt

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kaylasficrecs · 5 months

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mattheo riddle recs

this love | drabble, fluff | @wordsarelife

if i can't have you baby | one shot, fluff | @earthgirl616

sacred space | drabble, comfort fluff | @bettymylove

softened touch | drabble, fluff | @sadembryhours

mattheo's girl | imagine, flangst | @happilykrispypirate

don't touch her | imagine, flangst | @happilykrispypirate

nightly terrors | drabble, comfort fluff | @crvptidgf

bloodstained petals | imagine, angst | @happilykrispypirate

please | drabble, angst | @happilykrispypirate

we got that love, the crazy kind | imagine, flangst | @ash-whimsicalfanfic

don't fucking touch her again | imagine, flangst | @remusslove

envelope | imagine, flangst | @suugarbabe

king of my heart | au, one shot, fluff | @dreamcubed

yes, really | drabble, fluff | @ageofstarkey

just friends | imagine, fluff | @suugarbabe

soft glow | drabble, fluff | @ageofstarkey

focus on me | imagine, smut | @azrielscrown

sleeping after an argument | drabble, flangst | @vipwinnie

chicken noodle soup | one shot, fluff | @azrielscrown

willow | imagine, fluff | @wordsarelife

did you smell me too? | drabble, fluff | @riddlemenott

all i wanted | imagine, fluff | @kestisvrse

unexpected | au, one shot, fluff | @suugarbabe

black quill | imagine, flangst | @multific

poor thing | imagine, comfort fluff | @ageofstarkey

cold nights | drabble, soft fluff | @berryzxx

beg for me | series | @slytherinslut0

birthday buzz | one shot, fluff (some angst) | @lilyrachelcassidy

the lion and the snake | imagine, flangst | @multific

can't move on | one shot, flangst | @0luv9

for you | imagine, flangst | @mrsbarnesblog

kiss me again | one shot, fluff | @adiraargent

can i...? | one shot, fluff | @thatdammchickennugget

cuddly and touchy mattheo | imagine, fluff | @maraudersmyloves

invisible string | one shot, trifecta (fluff/smut/angst) | @kelstey

lover | two shot, fluff | @suugarbabe

white xmas | one shot, fluff (slight angst) | @writingsbychlo

brother's best friend | one shot, fluff | @pizzaapeteer

confess | imagine, fluff | @kelstey

can you wash my hair for me? | imagine, flangst (comfort!) | @maraudersmyloves

apocalypse | imagine, flangst | @sadnymi

bookworm reader | drabble, fluff | @blondwhowrites

laying on the couch | imagine, fluff | @bookishdreamer28

#mattheo riddle x reader #masterlist #fic recs #hp

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elena-mayfair · 1 year

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The Horror and the Night

Series masterlist

Paring: Batman/Bruce Wayne x f!reader, Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane Genre: Thriller, mystery, horror, with elements of slow-burn romance Warnings: Rating T+/M, gore and violence, strong language, themes of depression and suicide, depictions of mental illness Summary: Gotham City was supposed to be a new beginning, the beginning of a bright future, a new chapter of your life. Yet Gotham City turned out to be all that and much more than you expected. One casual encounter that was about to change your life forever. One impulsive decision that set in motion a chain of events you weren't ready for. One declaration that was about to place you in the midst of a nightmare. What future awaits you in a city converted in darkness even by the day? What secret hides in the shadows of a forgotten past? What awaits at the end of your journey through Night, Nightmare, and Fear? Word count: 166k(ongoing) Note: Gifs are not mine, credit to the authors.

Chapter one: Bright future, dark city

Chapter two: Curious people

Chapter three: Madness and old friends

Chapter four: I am innocent

Chapter five: Will you help me?

Chapter six: Choices that define us

Chapter seven: Choices that shape the future

Chapter eight: Fears

Chapter nine: Dreams - part one

Chapter ten: Dreams - part two

Chapter eleven: Risky decisions

Chapter twelve: Running toward danger

Chapter thirteen: Questionable choices

Things I cannot have - Batman Day Special

Chapter fourteen: Fighting fear

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Tag list: @mrsgrahamsdesign @theclassicvinyldragon @blondwhowrites @batgirlspain @hangmanscoming @julesjewelss36 @cherryflavoredcoke @grandstrangerphantom @maripositanoctruna @pluckastarfromthesky @butterfly-lies-chase-them-away @pirate-with-internet-connection @ooldcardigan

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From the author: Special thanks to @mrsgrahamsdesign for creating the title graphic for this story! Thank you for realizing my little dream.

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hopelesslyromanticshark · 10 days

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covey’s 1k follower event 𝜗𝜚 ‧₊˚ ⊹

oh. my. god. are you shitting me??? bffr. like, seriously guys. this is INSANE LIKE WHAT. THE. FUCK. anyways, i’ll stop screaming- jk, thANK YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH. i am the most grateful person on the planet right now, you guys are so so good to me and i couldn’t be happier i started posting on here!! honest!! this wasn’t even a dream of mine- honestly?? i thought id get lost and forgotten in the tags, destined to never be found. and even THAT i would have been grateful for. so…yeah, thank you!! this feels me with a joy that can’t even be measured 🥹🫶

AIR MAIL—

playlist for fic, blurb, or hc of your choice!! (mind you, these are probs gonna be like 3 or 5 songs, nothing too crazy!!)

PACKING PEANUTS —

tweets that give off the same vibe as you or i think you would find funny!!

POSTAGE —

moodboards! either for a work of mine or any character from pjo + hoo!!

SHIP ME A SURFBOARD —

memes to make yall laugh. thats it bc im a silly girl

BUBBLE WRAP —

i pick a marine animal plushie that reminds me of you or i feel matches your vibe!!

POST OFFICE AFTER HOURS —

poetry for the soul!! poems that i feel you (or the world) needs to hear!!

NEWSPAPERS—

more little tiny blurbs!! this time around, let's get a little crazy with the characters!! i wanna write some platonic stuff if you guys are down to ask for it!! but also the romantic stuff too!!

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE —

(moots only! sorry!) basically, i give yall a letter telling you what i think about you and things that you remind me of and whatever else i have to yap about!!

EVENT MASTERLIST —

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RULES —

pls, only one option per request !!

up to three separate requests in one day, as to not completely flood my inbox !!

make it clear that the ask is for the event and not a request, please and thank you !!

event will be over on MAY 10TH

normal requests will open MAY 14TH (UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED)

some kindness and patience is always appreciated !!

𓆟. ° .• .𓆝 .• ° . 𓆟 . ° .• .𓆞.• ° . 𓆟

TAGLIST/MOOTS —

@ivyy-covered-walls @puffoz @brodieland @sunshine-of-ur-life @literallyimthenerdemoji @aezuria @wren-that-writes @imasimpdealwithit @shimas-things12 @pumpkinbxtch @starrynightmovietheatre @static-symphony-fm @aezuria @ellipsisspelled @percys-princess @aryxchse @vodkori @annybah @riordanness @balletfilmss @meerpea @ssparksflyy @simha-nakshatra @waitingonher @jgracie @maybxlle @bvttoneyes @blondwhowrites @canonfeminine @chbgigi1 @crownofgildedlilies @cinemaconrad @sunnitheapollokid @pinkdiorluvr @s1utlvr

#dividers by 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺 #dividers by artemiies #covey’s 1k follower event 𝜗𝜚 ‧₊˚ ⊹#all my love ౨ৎ #pjo #hoo

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1donoow · 11 months

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DC REC

PT.1

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♡ - smut

Most of them are fluff

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<a/n>i somewhat explain why there's alot in my pin post

Batmom

Batfam

Batsis

Bruce wayne

Tim drake

Dick Grayson

Jason todd

Damian wayne

Garfield logan

Rachel roth

Dc

@myriadimagines - making them breakfast

@gangrenados - the crush state

@thedailyimagines - imagine being the venom host in the dc universe

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Batmom

@ellana-ravenwood - jason todd(ler)

- mama's boy(s)/girl

- is....father drunk?

- each tattoo is a story

- mother's love:bursts of affection

- can you be friend with your husbands ex-girlfriend?

- my mother's apple orchard

- the bat(mom) glare

@xoxo-mylove - missing everything we never had

@reveluving - hugs

@ragingbookdragon - make all the cookies

- GROUNDED

- you're my favorite son

- i have too many children

- i saw it coming when you threw the first punch

@kimberly-spirits13 - batmom with scarlet witch powers

@cipheress-to-k-pop - call mom

@the-daydreaming-show - all of us pt.1

@c-nstantine - milf stuff

- chaperoning

- batmom dying

- fur babies

- ___

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Batfam

@kimberly-spirits13 - how the batfam teacts to dick and jason dating a black widow hc

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Batsis

@headcans-oneshots-and-stuff - being the oldest sibling

@strangeshoepatrolbandit - batfam x batsibling

@book-place - sulking at the gala

- way the cookie crumbles (child!reader)

@ragingbookdragon - talk shit get hit

- Possessive hand holding

- Squishing the other's cheek

- ___

@lazydoodlesandfanfic - little daredevil (blind!batsis)

@andieperrie18 - fine line of bs

@c-nstantine - first kiss

- spoiled!black!batsis

- jason and black!batsis

- cooking kiss (hal jordan)

@remakethestars - being batman's daughter would include

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Bruce wayne

@ellana-ravenwood - can the batman get flustered?

- making bruce wayne blush

@alienguts - lost

@toastedkiwi - reader finding out about damian being bruce's son

- unexpected visitors

@reveluving - ___ ♡

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Tim drake

@kimberly-spirits13 - how you earned the respect of the batfam as tim's s/o

@butwhyduh - tim drake with a praise kink

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Dick Grayson

@moonlit-imagines - watching your favorite shoe with dick

- cuddling with dick

@xu-ren - for good luck

@cipheress-to-k-pop - animal instinct

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Jason todd

@ghostdrafts - ___

@blondwhowrites - dating titan!jason todd

@dragon-chica - jason todd mama's boy appreciation

- batmom and jason thought

@lightwing-s - please don't leave me

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Damian wayne

@current-interest-writings - affection

@ladyagagaslefttoe - cartoons and cuddles (batsis)

@thesuperiorrobin - husband!damian wayne

- who?

- ___

- crazy idea let's make out

- boyfriend!damian wayne

@mattmvrdockbabe - sunglasses

@yandereorg - show stopper

@dragon-chica - i want to see my little boy

@skylwitch - just let me love you, my dear

@gatorbites-imagines - platonic alien male reader x damian wayne

@toastedside - banana toast

@multifandom-of-madness - batfam when they're alone with famous!y/n(damian wayne)

@lilxberry - nightmares (batmom)

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Garfield logan

@cipheress-to-k-pop - dating beast boy would include

@myriadimagines - comforting gar after what he went through with cadmus

@romeulusroy - gar telling conner all about you

- taking the fall for you

@6rookie-writer0110 - romantic headcannon

@catxsnow - believe in you

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Rachel roth

@louscartridge - dating rachel hc

#masterlist #dc rec #batmom #batfam #batsis #bruce wayne x reader #tim drake x reader #dick grayson x reader #jason todd x reader #damian wayne x reader #garfield logan x reader #rachel roth x reader

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obsessedwithitall · 5 months

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My Favourite Things I've read this week- 22nd November

🌶=smut 🍌=no direct smut but mentions/implications 🌸= fluff 😡=angst 🤓=silly/humour

In no particular order

Popstar Reader 🌸

Harry Styles and popstar reader secret relationship fake social media by @alonetimelover

Style 🌶🌶

BFFS brother Harry by @lilystyles

Only Angel 🌶🌸

Tattoo shop owner Harry Styles and innocent reader by @cupid-styles

Burn In Hell 🍌😡

Demon Harry Styles little bit by @jarofstyles

Fake baby homework fic 🌸🤓

Stiles Stilinski looking after a baby doll homework task by @blondwhowrites

Consider Fake Dating Me, Stiles 🌸🌶

Stiles Stilinski fake dating siren reader by @semicolonsspace

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I read to much. These are all amazing. No more notes.

For some reason I'm really into social media fics atm what even is that. So there's going to be more.

#harry styles #dylan o'brien #stiles stilinski #fluff #smut #fave things this week #fic recs

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theodoresprincess · 5 days

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🦋 Recommendations 🦋

Just a list of blogs which I absolutely adore and look up to ^-^

@blondwhowrites

@slytherinslut0

@papercorgiworld

@sadnymi

@fuckaperioddrama

@sinsirellaxx

@thatdammchickennugget

@s9fti3

@obsessedwithceleste

@anawritez-posts

@musingsofahufflepuff

@littlebookbengal

@amourane

@ldrfanatic

~ princess 🦋

#theodoresprincess

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blondwhowrites · 9 days

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I totally believe this possible. But also, I would use it for my own little agenda...

Like sure, the obvious shit like if someone's speaking bad about me, I would subtly say it in a way that suggest I want them hexed... but also like... I would make them do my bidding, "Oh, I just totally forgot to make my homework. Can I copy yours, Blaise?" In the most sweet-innocent-tooth rotting tone, or like, "I had to give this book back, but I forgot, and my feet hurt :("

Of course, they would catch on by the third time, but I would abuse that power as much as I could.

(It's about this post https://www.tumblr.com/blondwhowrites/748051369123020800/i-dont-care-what-you-say-the-slytherin-boys-are?source=share)

Literally same

#reader insert #slytherin boys #harry potter #chatting•°. *࿐#shitpost(⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

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princessbrunette · 1 month

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Bunny! Reader whenever Rafe is being mean ):

no like i imagine bunny!reader literally can’t control it. they’ll be standing infront of eachother whilst rafe lectures her and she just can’t stop 😭😭

“and—and it’s irresponsible, alright?” he raises his arm in emphasis and you stomp lightly. “because when you do shit like that, i’m the one who’s gotta clean it up. okay? not you, but me— rafe, okay?” he raises his voice just a tad and you stomp once more, louder. “and you stomp that god damn foot at me one more time and you won’t be able to stand on it for a fuckin’ week a’ight, so i suggest you dial it back now.”

#blondwhowrites #bunny!reader #rafe cameron prompt

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princessbrunette · 1 month

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JJ is the type of dude to put vine booms in the background of his sex tape

filming u in doggy style and then his dick accidentally slips out (VINE BOOM SOUND) and then he puts it back in (AUDIENCE CHEERING SOUND)

you ask him to send it to you so you can get yourself off to it cos you miss him n he sends you that and you’re just like jj. what the fuck is this

#blondwhowrites #jj maybank prompt

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princessbrunette · 1 month

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Nah JJ would ask if he could braid your pubic hair or some shit 😭