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cinmonpunch · 8 months

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Ellie’s worst nightmare.

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calliemori234 · 1 year

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all men are actually bisexual malewives (Can confirm as a bisexual malewife)

oooguguugughhh,,🤔, living and ❤️learning❤️

#ask❤️#Men❤️!#Kiss your 💙biwife💙and💙bihusband💙

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thisismeracing · 10 months

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The Mick fucking and you squeeze his ass-

guys you don't understand, Mick radiates so much bi wife energy to me

and I will say as bi woman I aways loved grabbing men's ass, I do it unconsciously and I just hate when men say like "don't do that i'm not gay", so worried with their fragile masculinity, that even if they like something they repress it ughhh

*obviously consent is obligatory and in this specific case, this person didn't express any problems with it (uncomfy or dislike) other than worry for other's opinions

but Mick? Mick would so get turned on by it it's a fact (i don't want to elaborate too much, trying to be rescpecrful 😭)

You know what I need a biwife!reader with mick

Hahaha its ok, nonny!

I have the same feeling tbh. I think he’s vocal about what he likes and open to try new stuff as long as you’re both comfortable. That is during sex and during everyday mundane things you guys get to do togethr. He would totally let you try your make up on his face, or use your lip balm if its too cold and he forgot his, and so on.

lets talk

#I was not familiar w the term tbh hahahaha #but good to know #biwife!reader #millies inbox #anon #ms47 #thots

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tatya-time · 1 year

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georgie are you gay

"Hm? I mean, guys are pretty chill, but I have a beautiful fiancee! Her name is Rosemary! She is super pretty and she's a family therapist and she has very pretty red hair!"

#bi wife energy #he has biwife energy #georgie #idenity v #identity v #idv oc ask blog #idv oc #idv askblog #identity v askblog #identity v ask blog #identity v oc

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bea-like-me · 2 years

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Who would you be in my friend group?

Ray

Best taste in music

Can't live without aipods

Quiet but kind

Has a twin that is the complete opposite

Golden retriever energy

Ranboo fan

Anne/Ash (aka @ashisverymuchcool)

Loves women

Bossy

Laughs at anything + has shit humour

Won't shut up

Wannabe emo

Kid cousin energy

Chaos

Bia

White fox energy

Is Asian and calls every inconvenience xenophobia

Learns k-pop choreography and dances randomly through the day

Big slay

Kinda judgy

Vasa/Edu

Your classic Chad, but has morals

Plays golf

Obnoxiously tall

Competitive

Protective but still mean about it (like he'll remind you not to walk on the street with your phone out but instead of just saying it he'll shout at you about it, not in a mean way tho he just likes being fake mad)

Token straight

Manu

Plays bass

2 working braincells

Very kind

Always tired

Lovable bodyguard

Bi wife enrgy

Bea/Me

Short but loud

Sings randomly throughout the day

Honorary gay

Really funny (ray's words)

Perpetually daydreaming

Tries to make everyone be responsible and make good decisions *fails miserably*

#every group has #mean lesbian #short queen #mean bisexual #himbo #she/theys #biwife enrgy #token straight #short monarch #short king

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ninth-house-skulls · 1 month

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Magnus my love. Beacon of biwife energy 🙏🏼💞

#gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #griddlehark #harrow nonagesimus #the locked tomb #gideon nav #nona the ninth #lesbian #sapphic #nona tlt #magnus quinn #abigail pent #fifth house #the ninth house

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radiant-reid · 1 year

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spencer would have a bi wife and he would NEVER be one of those guys who like sexualize their BiWife™️ and morgan def would make some joke ab it being hot and spencer would shut him down so quick ok bye -💼

Oh yeah he’d shut that down asap

#spencer reid #💼

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kiss-d-sky · 10 days

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#biwife #callietorres #queertv

#bi wife #callie torres #greys anatomy #queer #lgbtqia

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allysah · 27 days

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list 5 topics you could talk about for an hour without preparing any material (i have reason to yap now).

james “jimmy” stewart.

jimmy is just like. that guy for me. i could probably go on an hours long tirade about him, his films, his characters, his relationships, his military experience, his ptsd, his politics, etc. without interruption. right now i'm specifically thinking of his relationship with henry fonda (who deserves his own honorable mention) which OH MY GOD is one of the best hollywood friendships to date. orson welles said they were either having the hottest affair in hollywood or were the straightest men alive. he realized they were the latter... anyways that leads me into:

old/classic hollywood + its underground queer scene and the hays code.

first of all just old hollywood in general i can go hours and hours about because i just love so many of the actors and actresses. leslie howard and gregory peck are other honorable mentions in that category. however, the queer folks will always be my favorite <3 people like farley granger and marlene dietrich come to mind as well as cary grant and his biwife energy. but just all of the queer undertones from then i just appreciate so, so much. also the HAYS CODE... when i get you... i've seen so many pre-code movies which are just incredible and whenever they put that damn code in place everything got boring... unless they fixed the subtext so then you have films like rope (1948) which is such a good gay film like wtf?? old hollywood is a gem and if you avoid black + white movies or just older movies in general you SUCK!!

franklin expedition.

i've written academic essays about this damn expedition and i had no sources at all. just my mind and a dream. for two years my only thoughts for a future career was becoming a franklin expedition researcher who worked in the arctic. of course that's not gonna work?? okay but these dumb mfers were some of my favorite people on this earth like COMMANDER JAMES FITZJAMES was a real person who walked this earth and i never even got close to touching him. this is sickening. captain francis crozier is ALIVE and WELL on king william island you just cannot see him. i think i will genuinely throw up if they ever find crozier's captain log on the hms terror. the desolation and sickness is just like. eye clawingly scary and i could never fathom what truly went down on that island. i feel so so bad for the cold boys and i love them so, so much.

fallout lore

here’s where i start geekin about shit. FALLOUT IS SO FUCKING GOOD I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. 3, 4 and new vegas are top tier games (yes nostalgia is clouding my head but idc) i also love 1 and 2 but genuinely cannot play a turn based game like that. okay but the entire plot of new vegas is such a top tier storyline and it’s just such a fun silly game and is like made perfectly for gay trans autistic people i love it. 4 is just The Game you play it doesn’t matter you just end up there and it’s always fun idc what the haters say PRESTON GARVEY MINUTEMEN #1!!! 3 is there. BUT ITS SO BAD ITS GOOD LIKE COME ON ITS ALMOST ENDEARING GOING BACK IN THOSE SUBWAY TUNNELS AND GETTING LOST FOR 30 MINUTES!! these games are the only reason i know the layouts of nevada, washington, d.c., and boston. thank you for the geography lesson AND the history lesson fallout. i love you.

civil war politics and battles

ok this is my latest fixation and one that came out of ABSOLUTELY no where. i literally told myself years ago to never become a civil war buff because it's so stupid and only old men like it but here we are. i for real blame this on david straithairn's portrayal of william h seward because otherwise i would NOT care (sorry ddl, i love you still). also atun-shei films and his humongous catalogue of videos. but oh my godddd i'm so obsessed with these annoying fuckers i hate them ALL. lincoln and seward are just an absolute class-act together and whenever i watched gettysburg (1993) it was just over for me. jeff daniels and c thomas howell when I CATCH YOU (I Want You)!!! it's just all so interesting i love seeing how these men ticked. it's like a zoo exhibition but with random dead racist white guys. (i also had like a 5 minute discussion about lincoln being racist today after i gave a book talk on team of rivals in my college comp. absolute all-timer)

HONORABLE MENTIONS!!!

rms titanic. film in general (i have memorized a shit load of the letterboxd catalogue and I WILL not shut up about my favorite films and directors). classic literature. us presidents. history in general. musical theatre. how arthur morgan is the best fictional character ever written period.

TAGGED BY: @rmstitanics (THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME YAP AND BASICALLY JUST RANT. SORRY!)

TAGGING: @brainandnarfunkel + no one in particular, but know if you see this i want you to… and i know you want to yap as well… :)

#me #thank u callie i had to air out the vibe i’m giving for this blog #these history hyperfixations better last me at least through college #if not my whole career (becoming a teacher)#just like my pa….

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theoriginalsapphic · 1 year

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The Party as internet diseases

Mike Wheeler: discord mod server, different breed™ ao3 writer (cursed), used to have a livejournal account, crocobug 2.0.

Dustin Henderson: avid reddit user, calls himself 'social debater' but he just fights people on twitter (he wins every argument, and if he doesn't he just deletes the post), opinionated former gleek.

Erica Sinclair: traumatized by omegle, runs a successful My Little Pony fan website, has doxxed pedos in the fandom before and she will do it again.

Will Byers: has an instagram and tumblr profile to promote his art only, it's tired of furries commissioning him porn (it has paid for his college tho).

El Hopper: has an aesthetic blog, reads wattpad [character]/reader fanfics until 4am on a school night, goes down weird internet rabbit holes.

Lucas Sinclair: has an instagram and twitter account with his real name, he gets called malewife/biwife/simp daily, has multiple burn accounts to hype up Max.

Max Mayfield: has multiple burn accounts to stalk people, writes scathing letterboxd reviews, the police went to her house once after someone reported one of her tweets for hate speech.

#mike wheeler #dustin henderson #erica sinclair #will byers #el hopper #lucas sinclair #max mayfield #the party #can you tell im procrastinating studying for the exam i have tomorrow

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missmysterious56 · 2 years

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nah cause the person who wrote biwife energy on ao3 got every single ship right 💀

saul x farah

saul x andreas

beatrix x stella

kat x terra

sky x bloom

riven x musa

its honestly so impressive ima go read it again brb

#fate #fate the winx saga #ftws #ftws farah #ftws silarah #ftws saul silva #ftws saul #ftws farah dowling #ftws beatrix #ftws stella #ftws bloom #ftws sky #ftws kat #ftws terra #ftws musa #ftws riven

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f1tasies · 2 years

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Girly today I was thinking about bi wife energy

Who do you think has the biggest biwife! out of them? Of course our boys seb and lew don't count for obv reasons, danny and mick also are two obvious ones for me! 😭💗

Tbh i would've said Seb lol but I see where you're coming at with Mick! He'd be very supportive and while I think he's a little possessive, he wants you to explore what you are comfortable with. I think with the right guidance, we can convince him to come to terms with his own sexuality *hides under covers*

Okay this is sorta off but Lance Stroll. He gives me bi wife energy and I don't even know why. He's just a dude. Even a bro. But he'd be super supportive and would be a great ally (I hope)

Daniel... Tbh I think he'd ENCOURAGE you to explore your bi-side (he might just get FFM threesome out of it) but his philosophy is he'd do everything you do too ( FMM threesome for you too.) He loves you and everything about you he 100% percent supports whatever you want to try.

#dr #ms #ls #prompt #drabble #asks #anon

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the1trueanon · 1 year

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guys stop me from turning another character into a poly biwife help alfjsdflksdk XDDD

#anon speaks #anon rambles #AAAAAAAAAAAA #noooo pls let sage stay just gay brain XDD #the wally sweep is getting to me help lmaooo #i still really love sally tho -w-#sunflower is still real #welcome home #welcome home oc #sage #sage clearsky #welcome home sage #sunflower shipping #welcome home sunflowershipping #anon rambles in the tags #welcome home puppet show

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bilover · 2 years

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i want the biwife url without the - sooooooooo badly pls the person who had it hasnt posted in 10 yrs >:(

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eyeliner-and-c1garettes · 2 months

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Be bisexual, lie, eat hot chip.

#shoplook #fashion #ootdinspiration #ootd #bisexual pride #bisexual #bi wife #I love my fiance

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polyamorydating · 2 years

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If you want to be open, don't hide that desire and try it, but if you have a reaction to it or you are scared or you are jealous be open about that too. Trust that your relationship is strong and that you can work your way through it.

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