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ask-daughters-of-satan · 2 years

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THIS NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED IT DOESN’T EXIST NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!! - Vivian 💙💙

#ask-daughters-of-satan #Vivian #CeeCee #demon girl #antichrist #hell #satanic #demon girls #big nope!#bad haircut #she's embarrassed #demonsona #hail satan #devil ladies

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spooksier · 2 years

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angel torres, king cringefail

#art zone #fanart #nope movie #angel torres #oj haywood #THIS IS FUNNY TO ME.#also posted this on insta and the mlp girls have informed me oj would be big mac #who is not a burger apparently #art zone plus

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ballisters-lawyer · 8 months

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You can’t tell me that Ballister didn’t think that he had just been with Ambrosius in this scene omggg

^ so here we se Ballister waking up and still being tired or sore or something, which would normally be because he’s just been running around and fighting off guards with a Rhinoceros, BUT, he doesn’t know that because he has just woken up after being knocked out. So it’s only right to assume that he is currently wondering why he’s sore

^ he looks over and sees a FRESH and HOT cup of coffee or tea or wtvr, and freshly lit candles. Like the last set of images where there would’ve been something that tells him that there would have reminded him he wasn’t with Ambrosius (the last one being his prosthetic that was under the blanket), this one is the axe handle, but he doesn’t notice, instead looking at the candles and mug. The candles and mug themself are very caring and sweet things to have, and we know that movie Ambrosius is very caring and attentive, so this is definitely something he would do, and Ballister knows that

^ you can see how Ballister relaxes and smiles comfortably, contempt with having assumedly spending the night with Ambrosius

^ then this is where Ballister kinda wakes up to himself and knows that he’s not with Ambrosius (this is more implied when he’s slowly sitting up and looking at Nimona, knowing Ambrosius wasn’t there and now just confused with what had happened)

This is so silly and I am going FERAL over Bal and Ambrosius, so expect to see more of them, including a fic that’s currently being written trehee

#he thought he had just been railed or smth but nope you exploded shit #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #ballister blackheart #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #I still can’t get over how ambrosius’ name is just ‘immortal big dick’#bal would probably second that claim tho #let’s be honest here #Nimona

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beaulesbian · 1 year

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the puss in boots movie rlly does have everything, including this type of villain

#i love that the cricket still tried to see him in positive light when he started talking about the wish #but nope #it was just more selfish stuff that would ruin the world #puss in boots #puss in boots spoilers #puss in boots the last wish #big jack horner #idk whats the cricket's name #im too tired to gif but i havent rlly seen any stuff about this scene specifically #dreamworks #mine #long post #its as if.. as if i heard those similar words from some other ppl hm #amazing storytelling to our todays world

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nonranghaes · 11 months

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warnings: spider mentions bc writer is terrified and needs to write comfort. this is idol au, btw. (also readers in a polyamorous relationship with both chris and felix, just a heads up)

chris jolts awake when he feels you tugging at his sleeve, barely opening his eyes by the time you speak up.

“christheresahugespidercanyoupleasegogetridofit--”

it’s... a lot. it’s clear that you’re terrified (although his brain hasn’t deciphered what you said yet), and he sits up, reaching out to pull you in. on the other side of the bed, he can feel felix stir from his own slumber--and he hears him stifle a yawn. chris just focuses on you, though, “honey--”

you sniffle, fingers dinging into his arm as you hold him by the forearms, “please go get it before it moves--”

he doesn’t even have to decipher what you said anymore. he knows only one thing gets you this scared, and he gently pulls you in further until you’re actually sitting on the bed. “it’s okay,” he says, “i’ll go catch it. don’t worry,” he presses a kiss onto the crown of your head, getting out of bed. “i won’t come back until it’s gone, okay?”

you nod frantically, and chris mumbles felix’s name to rouse him further. felix turns over, gaze meeting chris’s--although he quickly nods toward you, redirecting the attention--and he understands. he kicks off the blankets, crawling over to you as chris takes his leave as designated-spider-getter.

“it’s okay,” he murmurs softly, drawing you in for a hug. “chris will get it.”

your breath hitches, and felix can feel as you start to cry. it’s a frustrating fear to have--felix knows, as does chris, because you’ve cried to them before about how you wish you could just be normal about those eight-legged little things--and you know that they’re far more afraid of you than you are of them. or, well, that’s what everyone tells you. you haven’t seen a spider have a breakdown because of you, but what do you know?

he holds you, gently tracing hearts on your back as he lets you cry your fears out. felix’s lips press against your softly, just for a second, before he pulls you in again. he draws your face into his shoulder, gently talking you through it. when he finally draws back, once your cries have stifled, he begins searching around.

“where’s bbokari...?” he mumbles. when he and chris are away, the plushies they gave you take their place (... alongside the others, sometimes, but you don’t tell them about that since you’ll never live it down). he moves, patting around until he hears chris come back. “hey,” he calls out, voice raspy with sleep, “do you see bbokari?”

chris stops for a moment with a “hm?” but looks over to your dresser where the group was last assembled. he reaches for the little chick, tossing him over to felix. he returns to bed soon enough after felix moves out of the way, gently guiding you back to the middle of the bed by the arm. he’s pushed bbokari into your arms, and already snuggled in next to you as chris pulls the blankets back over you all.

“it’s okay,” chris presses a kiss against your shoulder. “it’s gone. i took it outside. we’ll protect you, baby.” there’s a teasing lift to his voice, but you know he genuinely means it.

“mmhm,” felix sounds, planting a soft kiss against your lips. “we’ve got you,” he promises. “alright?”

you snuggle in, both of your boyfriends cuddling in to keep you as safe as they can. it takes you a while to get back to sleep... but it helps to have your silly saviors nearby, always happy to catch and release the spiders and soothe you with as many kisses as it takes.

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egophiliac · 5 months

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HOW WE FEELING ABOUT THE UPCOMING NEWSS 👹👹👹

man, it's a good thing they stopped doing the episode 7 SSRs, because I'm really low on keys and gems right now and --

OH NO

#twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 chapter 6 spoilers #IT'S MY BOY #MY BEAUTIFUL ELECTRIC BOY #LOOK AT HIM! HE'S A BIG BRAVE KNIGHT!!!!!!!#but in a good way or a bad way. IS IT IN A GOOD WAY OR A BAD WAY TWST?!#'armor of the eternal night' that's not ominous at all NOPE #malleus is nightmare moon confirmed #wait. wait. hold on. armor of the eternal KNIGHT. ha ha i'm sorry i'm losing my mind a little #me zooming in to the banner as if that's going to tell me anything new: is that a crocodile mask. is he wearing baul's mask.#they did the half mask thing in lilia's card too so i think it's just to show his face in the card art. but it could also be a Thing.#I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING #god this is cerberus ortho all over again. what could it possibly MEAN #someone on the twst pr team really loves seeing us lose our goddamn minds huh #okay okay okay i'm cool i'm good i'm calm #let me just arrange my red thread on my corkboard here #unified exams end on the 11th so we're looking at >2 weeks here #eeeeek #sorry jamil your kelkkarotu card looks lovely but we'll have to catch up later #(do love that they straight-up were like 'kelkkarotu rerun featuring jamil as sir not appearing in this story')#man i'm so glad my horrible shrieky son is getting a big fancy story card #i hope this means silver gets one too #i hope this means EVERYONE gets one too #YOU GET A FANCY STORY SSR! AND YOU GET A FANCY STORY SSR!#DECADENTLY-ILLUSTRATED PLOT TWISTS FOR EVERYONE

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ganondoodle · 7 months

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me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles rants #zelda #totk #im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!!#what the fuck do you mean #the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone #then why do some parts still exist huh???????#fuyking clowns #all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL #what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an-#NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even #can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at #like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon???#and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch #and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel #just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again #i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game #bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently

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redrobin-detective · 2 months

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I finally read the Screaming Staircase book and while it's been fun to compare and contrast it against the 3 episode Netflix arc, there is one book moment that is clearly superior.

At the end of episode, when Skull speaks to Lucy for the first time. Lucy is so overcome by the psychic connection that she full on faints requiring George and Lockwood to carry her upstairs. I'd accepted that until I read the novel in which Lucy hears this gross this ghost man whisper weird shit from within his glass prison about life and death and whatever. And Luce - who'd just run downstairs to grab extra treats for their impromptu celebration - says "nah I'm not dealing with this today" closes the jars speaking valve and leaves.

I will always support Lucy Carlyle being That Crazy Bitch and I love her So Much.

#lockwood and co #its so funny???#its this big dramatic thing in the netflix series and poor Lucy is totally overwhelmed #whereas in the book she just stares in vague disgust and confusion at this ugly skull making weird faces and speaking nonsense #and is just like Nope I just want donuts #and turns off his tap and fucking walks out casual as can be #this girl!!!! I want to study her like a big also chew on her like a chew toy

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thundergrace · 2 years

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The Queen has spoken:

And that's that on that. Everyone, go see Nope!

#keke palmer #nope 2022 #true jackson vp #nope #black actresses #colorism #i just saw there's a big thing with #people comparing her to zendaya?#Z is fantastic but #why #just stop

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britcision · 2 months

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Excuse me while I lose my shit about these panels

He’s just. SO FUCKING ADORABLE

Mithrun’s fucking FACE. Baby ass annoyed fucking pouty bitch. Grabs hand >(

Immediately gives up. “Well this is my life now being held by a man”

And I mean he might be struggling here but let’s look at that hand placement. He’s holding the outside of Kabru’s arm. There is No Fucking Chance of him pulling Kabru’s arm away from that grip. It’s not happening.

He couldn’t peel a hand back, he’s not getting a bicep, he’s holding on for support so they don’t fall over

Also. HIS FACE. Jfc the wet cat has been mildly inconvenienced, jail for dungeon for 1000 years

Now that second hand, the one on the forearm, almost has a chance in hell at being effective… except he’s not even fucking gripping the arm

His fingers are curled over the top of it. Useless. Worthless grip. Not even trying

Look at this fucking noodle man

He’s resigned himself to his fate, he is Being Held, and lemme tell you as a wrestly bitch he coulda probably slipped the hold by going full noodle and dropping to the floor and taking out Kabru’s legs

If Kabru can’t get a hand in his armpit in time there is nothing in that grip that would hold him upright except crushing power, I’ve slipped that hold and I even have tiddies to impede me

Touch starved Mithrun? Delicious possibility

But honestly I’ll pretend to give a fuck about why later it’s just ridiculously cute and is bigger and cuter in vol 8 of the manga which you should buy for this and other Canary related scenes including Cithis And Kabru Do Literally The Same Smiley Bullshit And He Would Hate This Knowledge

#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon spoilers #kabru dungeon meshi #mithrun #mithrun dungeon meshi #jfc i didn’t even notice The World’s Most Token Resistance the first couple times through #like come on man you literally did better with your hands tied behind your back #but nope he will tug on the hand and give up and i swear it’s because he’s just too used to being manhandled #big ‘toddler has been in these reigns before and knows resistance is futile but Fuck You’ energy #pouty bitch mithrun is my favourite mithrun

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nelkcats · 1 year

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Kryptonite is ecto-sugar

After the ghosts realized they could create food out of the ectoplasm they needed to survive, they got a little creative about it. Many ghosts began to ask those who were chef's in their lives for sugary products: desserts, more than anything.

The problem was that the Realms did not have a star as bright as the sun, and because they were in the land of the dead it was very difficult to farm. But after much persistence they managed to obtain a plant similar to sugar cane with the help of Undergrowth.

With this, many ghosts came together to help in the process and "ecto-sugar" (later called Kryptonite) was created, which they managed to alter enough for it to multiply without the help of the plant.

However, they got too excited, the quantity of sugar increased and ended up in different sizes, there were big or small pieces everywhere.

Because of that some of the final products were simply unusable and were thrown away in random places on the Realms. Somehow this ended with the ecto-sugar multiplying its amount and ending up as little crystals everywhere, buried in the floor of the floating islands.

Even some of them were discarded in natural portals. Unfortunately for the Kryptonians, the ecto-sugar fell directly onto a desolate part of their planet and began to multiply. When the first Kryptonian discovered it, he realized he was extremely weak to it, and since he thought it was originally from his planet he named it "Kryptonite".

The real reason they were so weak to it was because the ecto-sugar was made from start to finish with death, and developed in a lifeless environment without natural sun. Naturally, with Kryptonians being glorified plants, this ended being extremely harmful to them.

#DPxDC #dpxdc #Kryptonite #Kryptonite is just sugar #Poor Supes is going to be devastated #Danny is going to search for the Kryptonite if he hear about it #After all #Clockwork don't let him eat the pure sugar #something about him being still a child #he doesn't believe him #he is responsible enough for some pure sugar #Kryptonians thought it was originally from their planet #but nope #Kryptonite is more of an invader species #Danny wants his big candy #He is going to have a sugar rush in front of the Justice League too #And scare almost all of them #Babysitter Justice League #dc x dp #Kryptonians #Superboy would be happy with the weird kid that eats Kryptonite #He even steal from Luthor #Don't give too much sugar to kids #Ghosts are a little irresponsible #but they were distracted with their new desserts #Lunch Lady loves to use Kryptonite in her food #She can give Supes a heart attack by accident #Undergrowth was bribed here #Kryptonians are just big plants

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lesbianhalflifeposting · 3 months

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Anyone that doesn't depict Chell as having the build of a powerlifter with thighs thick enough to crack skulls like walnuts is blind to the wonders of the universe and that's just where I'm at.

#Portal #Portal 2 #Chell #Chell Portal #hornyportalposting #lesbianportalposting #Whitewashed Chell and Twinky Femme Chell are my two big nopes when it comes to fanart of her #That girl is THICK and that girl is BROWN and I better not catch you breaking those commandments lest I need to fix you myself

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arunneronthird · 3 months

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why? i batted a run in

#i cant explain how insane i am about this scene #to u guys who are unfamiliar imagine the person u idolize telling u to ur face ur not doing enough #imagine they are right too #so i had to redraw it! i tried to make the lighting feel like the sun #then panicked like WAS IT RAINING nope can confirm it was sunny #hanai azusa #tajima yuuichirou #oofuri #ookiku furikabutte #big windup #my art

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mrghostrat · 2 months

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Whenever I see BNF i read it as Big Nope Fuck

aziraphale facing his feelings

#ask a rat #bnf au #big nope fuck au

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littlesmartart · 9 months

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good morning everyone and welcome to the Orville Peck Cinematic Universe, aka the happy modern cowboy counterpart to @eleanorfenyxwrites' Brokeback Mountain AU. part one, Outta Time, was posted this morning - in which our intrepid city boy hero meets his two beefy cowboys 👀

#3zun #the untamed #OPCU #nie mingjue #lan xichen #meng yao #drawing this was hilarious because when I was sketching the three of them #I would zoom out and look at nielan and be like. nope. not big enough. and pack on more muscle shshajsk #I still feel like xichen could have been beefier but eh well

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stevieharringtonwifeguy · 1 year

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after corroded coffin make it big there's headlines about lead guitarist edith 'eddie' munson's close friendship with her roommate, stephanie henderson, and every time a magazine goes on and on about how wholesome it is seeing girls supporting girls eddie's like wow. steph this is how we know we pass as women i spent the entirety of the last awards ceremony with my hand planted firmly on your ass and STILL people are talking about what good friends we are

#she's like naturally we should see how far we can take this #starts actively feeling stevie up during interviews. writes a bunch of songs about 'eating peaches'#stevie literally wears a collar with eddie's initials on it every time she goes out. nope just gals being pals #steddie #t4t steddie #transfem steve harrington #transfem eddie munson #also she's stephanie henderson bc her parents kicked her out when she came out #so claudia threatened to burn their house down if they didn't let her adopt her dustys big sister

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