Like his mother before him, Gemini Donatello is a capable and fearsome witch. He showcases his arcane abilities rarely-- which is often to the benefit of those around them.
POV you want to bond with your brothers so you guys decide to watch a cheap horror movie (you guys have seen the horrors already, how bad could this be?)
Leo checked out half an hour ago. Raph is trying not to show how terrified he is of something just straight up crawling out of the tv. Mikey is so bored he's taken to explaining how trashy and unrealistic the scenes are. Donnie doesn't exactly remember what it's like to be ritualistically sacrificed, but he knows that is absolutely Not It.
Wojciech Szczęsny tells in the interview he bet Lionel Messi €100 that the penalty wouldn’t be given and he will “probably be banned” for admitting this and that he won't pay him anyway.
actually I asked what the separated AU where Donnie is the only one Splinter got looks like but I know what it looks like
it looks like multiple explosions and Draxum calling Splinter yelling COME GET YOUR HOOLIGAN
Splinter sipping tea like “he staged a totalitarian dictatorship of this household at age four and I have not attempted to control him since”
meanwhile Donnie bursts into whatever training room Draxum’s turning the rest of the gang into super soldiers in with all the manic energy of a theater kid on day 4 of performance week screaming HAVE YOU GENTLEMEN EVER HEARD OF LOU JITSU