[ID: A digital illustration of Orym and Dorian Storm from Critical Role. Dorian is carrying Orym, who has his arms over Dorian's shoulders and his legs around Dorian's waist. They're kissing and behind them is a colourful background with hearts and sparkles. Orym is also drawn with a long thin tail with a fluffy end. End description.]
I am absolutely utterly obsessed with all of the women simultaneously realizing they now have to tell F.R.I.D.A. about fresh cut grass and all of the men simultaneously responding with some version of “uh, YEAH, where have you been???”
Our Episode 92 data is now online. Some highlights:
First, you’ll notice that we’ve added previous guest characters (up through the split) to our “Data by Character” page. As we presently only track Campaign 3 data and there’s not yet much C3 data for the Crown Keepers, they haven’t yet been added, but may be in the future.
One Crown Keeper, however, does have a brand-new page on the site. Dorian Storm returns to the table after 78 episodes away, eight levels higher than we last saw him in Campaign 3. In episodes 1-14 he rolled nine Nat 20s and five Nat 1s; we’ll see in Episode 93 if he can keep up that luck.
We also wanted to note that Opal dealt 69 points of damage in Episode 92. Nice.
Secondly: Bell’s Hells have returned to Exandria after nine episodes and roughly two full days of in-game time. They arrived in early afternoon, spent the early evening at the Razora Outpost, and discovered the backdoor to Ruidus that night.
They set off the next morning for Kreviris, arrived in the afternoon, and slept at the resistance safehouse before carrying out their missions the next day and returning to Exandria in the evening.
[ID: A digital illustration of Laudna and Imogen Temult from Critical Role. Laudna is sat in Imogen's lap with her arms around Imogen's shoulders, looking down at Imogen with a smile. Imogen is holding Laudna's waist and looking up at her affectionately. End description.]
orym calling “chetney. where’s otohan’s shit?” and chetney saying “here.” and orym saying “lay it out.” and walking over and picking up one of the swords and jamming it into the soil and saying, voice layered with rage and grief and exhaustion, “that is the blade that killed my father and my husband. she is not right.” and walking away from everyone else