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Dear @ everbody;
Allow me to introduce my stupid new son who is canonically as bright as a piece of coal and hates all magic like it's his day job. He has a bad tan and frosted tips. He exclusively calls people 'Bro'. His Dream Guardian takes the form of his gym bro, a ripped Halfling named Shrederick the Swole.
Say hello to Jack'ed Tavoris
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Jack'ed has the demeanour of a gym bro who is neck deep in conspiracy theories about 'how arcane and divine magics are poisoning our bodies and why you should spend all your time getting swole instead'
And as such, this monk got bad vibes from Shadowheart (left her to fend for herself), got scared of Gale's malfunctioning portal (the poor sod will perish) and saw Wyll start blasting and refused to invite him into the party
My Melee Only Party playthrough is off to a weird fucking start
No spells, no spell scrolls, no revivify, no tadpole powers, the least amount of magic npc interaction as possible. Only Gainz (weapon and armour buffs) and Scoops (alchemical steroid/protein potions)
Join the Jack'ed Nation Today
💪😤🥵🔥🔥👏😤💯💯
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Yussa
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Here’s yussa critical role!
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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Actually going to try and go ahead with that stupid 'Melee Party Only' idea and create a new tav for the run, a dumb as bricks half-orc monk dude who is the Faerûn equivalent of a gym bro
Current name ideas:
Broseph Steroidious
Jack'ed Tavarios
Chad Bautavsta
Pls feel free to add your own suggestions, and I'll post a photo of him later when I get through character creation
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A magnificent old beech tree surrounded by wild garlic in Wexford, Ireland. Hollow inside, it must be a couple of 100 years old
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ithinkthiswasabadidea · 10 hours
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ehhhhhhhh i am in love with them
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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)
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He found out the truth and couldn't live with the guilt
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i'd play in the creek now as an adult. i'd sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while
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ithinkthiswasabadidea · 13 hours
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Noticing the Yannis girlies found my Foals video from a few months ago 👀
(tw: flashing lights) This one is for you guys -
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The sun is your halo, for it is always above you.
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Arthur and Weetabix 𑁦𐂂𑁦 Scarlett Meadows
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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it
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ithinkthiswasabadidea · 14 hours
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concept for a paladin succubus: the greatsword is stored in the vag and the hilt is poking out of the bush at all times
dont worry the vag is effectively a sheath theres no slicing or anything
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“Good Ol’ Snoopy” by Charles M. Schulz (1958)
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they r going 2 eat him
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