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Shi Qingxuan: Turn that frown upside down, bestie! 😊😊😊
Ming Yi: … I will end your fucking life.
#back to our regularly scheduled TGCF content on this account LMAO#i just finished volume 4 of erha and i am ITCHING to jump back in to TGCF all over agaib#will literally get a notebook to keep track of all the times characters were unhinged cough qi rong cough#天官赐福#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf incorrect quotes#shi qingxuan#i miss the wind master energy so much dude it’s unreal#seasonal depression? more like lack of wind master energy depression#ming yiiiiieahhhh boiiiiii#i’m so sorry for being the way i am#beefleaf#beefleaf incorrect quotes
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Shi Qingxuan: Can we go to a haunted house?
Ming Yi: What’s wrong with the one we live in?
Shi Qingxuan: Wh-what?
Ming Yi: Goodnight, Shi Qingxuan.
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Ming Yi: "Do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?"
Shi Qingxuan: "Well, considering that you ate the last of the bagel bites, today, you have a threat."
#beefleaf#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#shi qingxuan#wind master#ming yi#earth master#i just read tgcf book 2 and sqx is my new favorite character#i love him so much and i love that she's canonically genderfluid#and her relationship with the earth master is so funny and adorable#tgcf incorrect quotes#beefleaf incorrect quotes#reminder:#this post was made before i read the Black Water arc
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He Xuan, passing their phone to Shi Qingxuan: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.
Shi Qingxuan, passing the phone back to He Xuan: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!
#mxtx incorrect quotes#mxtx novels#mxtx#mxtx memes#mo xiang tong xiu#tgcf#incorrect tgcf#tgcf incorrect quotes#tian guan ci fu#天官赐福#天官賜福#heaven officials blessing#he xuan x shi qingxuan#he xuan#ming yi#tgcf he xuan#tgcf shi qingxuan#shi qingxuan x he xuan#shi qingxuan#beefleaf
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hua cheng: I've just cut my finger.
xie lian: let me kiss it so it'll get better.
hua cheng: does it work?
xie lian: absolutely, my mom used to do it when I was a kid.
*later that day*
hua cheng: he xuan, I need you to punch me in the mouth.
he xuan: fucking finally.
#incorrect mxtx#mxtx characters#tgcf#heaven officials blessing#tian guan ci fu#xie lian#hua cheng#taizi dianxia#san lang#he xuan#shi qingxuan#beefleaf#hualian#incorrect quotes#mxtx#danmei#funny quotes#mxtx memes#incorrect tgcf
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Xie Lian : San Lang, I'm sad.
Hua Cheng : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay gege.
Shi Qingxuan: He-Xiong , I'm sad.
He Xuan , nodding: mood.
#beefleaf#he xuan#tian gian ci fu#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#incorrect heaven official's blessing#incorrect mxtx#incorrect tgcf quotes#tgcf donghua#sangcheng#shi qingxuan#heaven official's blessing meme#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#heaven officials blessing#tgcf meme#incorrect tian guan ci fu#mxtx memes#mxtx#mo xiang tong xiu
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Xie Lian: What did you get Mu Qing for his birthday?
Shi Qingxuan: He Xuan and I got him a kitten.
Xie Lian: Really? San lang and me too!
Feng Xin: I also got him a cat.
Pei Ming: Looks like we had the same idea.
Shi Qingxuan: Ling Wen, please tell me you didn't get Mu Qing a cat as well!
Ling Wen: ...I got him a kitten.
*later*
Mu Qing, in his palace surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever 🐈⬛🐈🥹🐈⬛🐈
#heaven official's blessing#incorrect quotes#incorrect tgcf quotes#tgcf#tgcf incorrect quotes#tian guan ci fu#incorrect tgcf#mu qing#feng xin#xie lian#pei ming#shi qingxuan#he xuan#hua cheng#hualian#beefleaf#fengqing#ling wen
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He Xuan: I just really like them and i don't what to say to them.
Hua Cheng, trying to be a supportive bestie because gege told him: Just go up to them, dude, just go up to them.
He Xuan: and say anything?
Hua Cheng: Yeah, say anything.
He Xuan: Ok
He Xuan: /goes up to Shi Qingxuan/
He Xuan: Your ass makes me forget about my dead family and fiancé.
Shi Qingxuan: /horrified and slightly flattered/
Hua Cheng, about to cry from holding back his laughter: Not that-
#hua cheng is a supportive bestie#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hob#hualian#hua cheng#beefleaf#shi qingxuan#he xuan#xie lian#hua cheng x xie lian#he xuan x shi qingxuan#san lang#donghua#manghua#meme#incoorect quotes#incorrect tgcf#mxtx#mxtx novels#mo xiang tong xiu#incorrect mxtx#chinese drama#eternal faith
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He Xuan : Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.
#he xuan#ming yi#black water sinking ships#incorrect tgcf#tgcf incorrect quotes#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#beefleaf
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shi qingxuan: Ming-xiong and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
ming yi: We what?
#beefleaf#kinda#tgcf incorrect quotes#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#heavens official blessing#shi qingxuan#he xuan#ming yi
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This is giving shen qingqiu and shang qinghua and also beefleaf at the same time
#svsss#tgcf#tgcf incorrect quotes#heaven officials blessing#the scum villain's self saving system#shen qingqiu#beefleaf
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Shi Qingxuan: you shouldn’t stand people up on dates, that’s so rude
He Xuan: at least I’m not the type of person to stand someone up for 800 years
Xie Lian: that’s terrible!
Hua Cheng: I-
Xie Lian: I can’t believe anyone would do that!
#tgcf#heaven official’s blessing#hualian#beefleaf#incorrect tgcf quotes#imagine getting stood up for 800 years#lmao#so embarassing#poor hua Cheng
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Shi Qingxuan: You bring the razzle, and I’ll bring the dazzle! *throws confetti*
He Xuan: ...Do you always have confetti on you?
#source: the owl house#incorrect quotes#incorrect tgcf#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#shi qingxuan#wind master#he xuan#black water submerging boats#beefleaf
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Shi Qingxuan: Wow, Ming-xiong! Great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
He Xuan: Fake?
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Shi Qingxuan: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
He Xuan: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Shi Qingxuan: You don’t have to wear…
He Xuan: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off
#mxtx incorrect quotes#mxtx novels#mxtx#mxtx memes#mo xiang tong xiu#incorrect mxtx#mxtx tgcf#incorrect tgcf#tgcf incorrect quotes#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#tgcf meme#heaven official's blessing#heaven officials blessing#shi qingxuan#tgcf shi qingxuan#he xuan#tgcf he xuan#beefleaf
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hexuan: I just ate xie lian's pudding, how much time of life do you think I have left?
hua cheng: 10
hexuan: 10 what?
hua cheng: 9
#incorrect mxtx#mxtx characters#heaven officials blessing#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#eternal faith#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#san lang#taizi dianxia#he xuan#shi qingxuan#beefleaf#mxtx memes#funny quotes#mo xiang tong xiu#danmei#bl manwha
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