The Coffin Scene: Xie Lian: I'm so lucky San Lang isn't a girl or else I'd have a bone- *Gets boner anyway*

Jun Wu: Are any of you straight?! Xie Lian: Shi Qingxuan: Pei Ming: Lang Qianqiu: Shi Wudu: *Slowly raises hand* Pei Ming: *Slowly lowers Shi Wudu's hand* Xie Lian: Your Highness, you have a husband- Jun Wu: I WANT GRANDKIDS.

He Xuan : Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

Qi Rong: People are terrified of me due to my forests of hanging corpses and cannibalism. He Xuan: People are scared of me because I drown them. Xie Lian: That's all? Qi Rong: What do you do, dear cousin? Step on an ant every so often? *He Xuan, backing away already* Xie Lian: I sleep. Qi Rong: You sleep- Xie Lian: I sleep with the Crimson Rain Sought Flower. Qi Rong: Oh shit.

Heaven doesn't care about Xie Lian liking a guy, they just care about if he's a good guy or not. Be like Heaven. Then again, Heaven said "Fuck the Crimson Rain Sought Flower" and Xie Lian took it literally only for them to find demonic essence in him.

Lan Wangji: Has a possible biting kink My friend whom I nicknamed "Hanguang-Jun: So... Me: Yeah? The friend: Wei Ying, it's time to bite your arm! *actually bites me*

"Gege when I catch you Gege" My dumbass: Who made this Heaven Official's Blessing meme? Everyone: That's a Jujutsu Kaisen meme. Me: What-

Lan Sizhui, to Wei Wuxian: Thanks, Dad-, I mean Senior Wei Lan Jingyi, eating chicken: *Drops chicken* HUH!? Wei Wuxian, tearing up: No problem, Sizhui

i need this

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

You don't have either! So what does that make you?

Wei Wuxian: I wonder what's behind this door. Lan Wangji: I don't know, but I'm sure it's dangerous. Wei Wuxian: That's why I want to go in. Lan Wangji: But it could be deadly. Wei Wuxian: That's the best part!

Me: Doing something that an anime character did My Friends: Staring at me wondering how I'm controlling corpses with a flute

Edit: Guys, I'm gonna be playing the flute next year!!!

I guess I'm Lan Wangji now. My friend said I was saying no with my eyes. I want to learn how to say f*ck you with my eyes like he does

Wei Wuxian & Lan Wangji: *being adorably gay Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian & Lan Wangji: *being even more adorably gay Jiang Cheng: WE GET IT, YOU'RE GAY. NOW GET OUT!

Jiang Cheng: You're either a smartass or a dumbass Nie Huaisang & Wei Wuxian: We're bo- Jiang Cheng: -both dumbasses? I agree

Jiang Cheng: F*CK YOU! Lan Wangji: Language Jin Ling: F*cking sh*t m*ther f*cker Lan Wangji: Language Wei Wuxian, Lan Jingyi, and Lan Sizhui, synchronized: WHAT THE FRICK FRACK SNICK SNACK PADDY WHACK DIDDLY DACK CROCK POT SLACK BACK QUARTER BACK CRACKER JACK, dude? Lan Wangji: ... Them: ... Lan Wangji: What the actual f*ck was that!?

Wen Nings birthday!

Say happy birthday to the adorable walking corpse!