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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 10 months

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Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

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stormhordy · 3 months

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jun wu: tell me at least one of you is straight.

xie lian: ...

mu qing: ...

feng xin: ...

shi qingxuan: ...

yizhen: ...

shi wudu: *slowly raises his hand*

pei ming: *holds shi wudu's hand and puts it down* bro, don't even get me started.

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #shi qingxuan #mu qing #feng xin #fengqing #pei ming #shi wudu #quan yizhen

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jubileesstuff · 4 months

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Wei Ying: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Lan Zhan: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Wei Ying: Seize the dick.

#lan zhan actually knows what it means #he just wants to plan innocent before he fucks wei ying into oblivion #rip wei yings ass #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wei ying #wangxian #wang yibo #xiao zhan #incorrect the untamed #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mxtx #mdzs #the untamed #mxtx #lan clan

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airabuuu · 8 months

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Xie Lian : San Lang, I'm sad.

Hua Cheng : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay gege.

Shi Qingxuan: He-Xiong , I'm sad.

He Xuan , nodding: mood.

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thlassicalamity · 5 months

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learning after effects by. doing whatever this is, apparently

#luo binghe #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scum villains self saving system #incorrect svsss quotes #mxtx #incorrect mxtx #i just did tutorials until i figured out how to edit the curves for keyframes and then was like #'i'll figure the rest out by making a binghe edit'. first of all. you and what content.#and then this took me like. Way too many fucking hours anyway. ...i genuinely don't want to talk about it. learning programs is hard #this was not how i was supposed to be spending my free time this week. oops. learning valuable new tools can be productive.#even if it occurs through creating. this #anwyay i've been thinking about that post + illustration together ever since i saw the image for the first time

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starry-stan-blog · 8 months

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SVSSS Characters Stubbing Their Toe:

Shang Qinghua: *in tears* motherFUCKER

Shen Qingqiu: FUCK

Mobei Jun: *breaks whatever he bumped into through sheer force*

Luo Binghe: *breaks whatever he bumped into* *runs crying to sqq*

Yue Qingyuan: *winces, rubs the spot while groaning like an old man*

Liu Qingge: *gets so upset he breaks whatever he bumped into on purpose*

Mu Qingfang: *sighs, patches himself up*

Wei Qingwei: *sits on the ground & contemplates for a while*

Qi Qingqi: *scowls* *rubs the sore spot*

Ning Yingying in front of other people: *bursts into tears*

Ning Yingying on her own: *to herself* look here buddy I’ve had period pains worse than this

Liu Mingyan: *effortlessly continues like it never happened*

Ming Fan: *ugly cries*

#danmei #svsss #mxtx #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu #shang qinghua #mobei jun #mu qingfang #yue qingyuan #wei qingwei #qi qingqi #liu qingge #liu mingyan #ning yingying #ming fan #incorrect svsss #incorrect mxtx quotes #incorrect mxtx

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xiansnuts · 9 months

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Shen Qingqiu: Hey Binghe, can you help me with this zipper?

Luo Binghe: of course

Shen Qingqiu:

Shen Qingqiu: Up, Binghe

Luo Binghe: right, sorry

#incorrect quotes #incorrect svsss #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #svsss #bingqiu #scumbag system #shizun #incorrect mxtx #lbh #scum villain self saving system #scumbag self saving system #sqq

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miss-starryeyes · 1 year

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Shen Qingqiu, internally: I am so good at this peak lord thing. I'm so cool and aloof. Ha, nobody even noticed when I transmigrated

Meanwhile, at the the Peak Lords meeting...

Yue Qingyuan: So, we agree that something is definitely off about Shen Qingqiu?

Mu Qingfan: Apparently, he's been giving his disciples head pats and... constructive criticisms

Qi Qingqi: *gasps* Something definitely happened to him.

Liu Qingge: ...

Liu Qingge: I say we leave him.

#incorrect svsss #incorrect mxtx #forgive me sj #svsss #shen qingqiu #scum villain’s self saving system

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writingturtlesandbeans · 2 years

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Jiang Cheng, after WWX marries LWJ: As you all know, my dear brother is dead…

Wei Wuxian, jumping off Bichen with LWJ: A-Cheng! I’m home!

Jiang Disciples: Sect Leader, he’s right there—

Jiang Cheng: Mass hallucination, get back to training

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mxtxlife · 1 year

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Nie Huaisang: What is the worst deal you've ever made?

Jiang Cheng: I traded puppies and got Wei Wuxian.

#mxtx #incorrect mxtx #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #incorrect quotes #jiang cheng #most accurate mdzs moment #wei wuxian #nie huaisang

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crisspygaydisappointment · 1 year

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#wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan #lan wangji #everyday means everyday #jiang cheng #jin ling #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #lan qiren #grand master of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect mxtx #mxtx fanart #mxtx #mdzs juniors #wangxian

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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 10 months

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Hua Cheng: I give up. I am so tired.

He Xuan: Get the emergency supply!

Yin Yu: *carries Xie Lian and places him in front of Hua Cheng*

Xie Lian: *smiles*

Hua Cheng: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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stormhordy · 1 year

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hua cheng: I've just cut my finger.

xie lian: let me kiss it so it'll get better.

hua cheng: does it work?

xie lian: absolutely, my mom used to do it when I was a kid.

*later that day*

hua cheng: he xuan, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

he xuan: fucking finally.

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #taizi dianxia #san lang #he xuan #shi qingxuan #beefleaf #hualian #incorrect quotes #mxtx #danmei #funny quotes #mxtx memes #incorrect tgcf

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jubileesstuff · 2 months

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Wei Wuxian, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Jiang Cheng: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Jiang Cheng: Here you go.

Wei Wuxian:

Jiang Cheng:

Nie Huaisang: Why am I here?

#jiang cheng #nie huaisang #the untamed #incorrect the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mxtx #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #nie clan #gusu lan

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khepiari · 1 year

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Between the three Mxtx Idiots— Luo Binghe, Wei Wuxian and Hua Cheng.

I am absolutely confident, it is Hua Cheng who will suddenly wake up in the middle of night and bother Xie Lian with: “Gege would you still love me if I was 36 limbed worm?”

And they have been married for 1000 years!

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spiteful-sapphic · 1 year

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all i wanted was wen ning and a qing braiding each other’s hair okay?

#mdzs novel #mdzs incorrect quotes #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #lan wangji #nie huaisang #mxtx #jiang cheng #wen ning #a qing #xue yang #incorrect quotes #incorrect mxtx #mxtx memes

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