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a-bagel-no-two-bagels · 1 year

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did someone say blog description update?

#i found a new hyperfixation #because of a fucking sexyman poll #god i love tumblr #wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecilsweep

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thedragonemperess · 3 months

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The King has cancer and Paytas is pregnant where's Sans he has to come out of retirement again shit's about to go down

#marankton speaks because why not #trisha paytas #king charles iii #sans undertale #tumblr sexyman poll #2024 bingo #its fucking FEBRUARY GUYS

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mishapen-dear · 1 year

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i went to bed before i could release these

so NOW. THEY HAVE BEEN REPURPOSED.

look at that sad sad face. vote joe hills

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and the clipart i edited for that second one:

#VOTE FOR JOEEEE #i dont know what the fuck to tag this #mcytblr sexyman polls #zombiecleo #vote joe hills #it is cool and sexy for people to commit voter fraud on joe hills' behalf #mishapen draws #oh probably #scopophobia #because wow cleo really just Looks at you

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yazumo · 1 year

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hes suffered worse!

bonus frame i didnt use but aelas pose goes hard here (and i booted up skyrim just to get a reference of her and i didnt end up using the panel grr grrr grr)

#fuck #sorry werewolf aela looks fucked up i forgot how to draw werewolves #fucked up looking werewolves are cool but this one looks a little odd #i also scrapped every other idea i had because ive been cursed with ''cant draw disease'' today #youll get sheogorath beating the living shit out of miraak later though ill do that #skyrim sexyman poll #aela the huntress #lucien lachance #skyrim #tes #the elder scrolls #art #myart #debating on even posting this im personally not too satisfied

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arthurtaylorlester · 1 year

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cecil winning against reigen or whatever is called is nice and all but what the fuck are we gonna do against sans fucking undertale

#podcast fandom we need to really come in clutch with this one #I NEVER UNDERSTOOD HOW SANS WAS SEXY MAN #but i need him to lose to cecil please it would be funny #it could end up on the show #like do you get it?#we could have CECIL FUCKING GERSHWIN PALMER WIN the tumblr sexyman polls #fundementally distinguishing us from twt #because there cecil lost in like round 1 #wtnv #welcome to night vale #wtnv whiplash #cecil palmer #cecilsweep

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thevoiceofdesertbluffs · 1 year

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Cecil when. When the funny bone man says a funny

Anyways I just think they would actually get along. Why? *shrug*, they just would

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecil palmer #cecil gershwin palmer #cecil wtnv #cecil sweep #sans undertale #sans #gart #yes i did redraw cecil over the pointing wojak because it's funny!!#also yes i changed his design a bit AGAIN #i do this every time #anyways. Enjoy the funny!#and remember. The sexyman polls are for fun! Don't get too heated as we're all just here to have fun #cecil vs sans isn't even up yet this is just so fucking funny to me #cecilsweep

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wawataka · 2 months

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guys i’m gonna fucking redownload twitter

#stop me please #i haven’t even THOUGHT about my old account in YEARS #i only logged back on because of the fucking sexyman polls #cnp rants

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shanedoesdoodles · 4 months

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I have found that there exists a tumblr sexyman bracket (that I. Don't actually believe was hosted on tumblr??) Where venomous lost to Cartoon Beetlejuice.

Now, as someone who has watched both shows, to completion, I have to say

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT NASTY BEETLE FUCKER COME WITHIN 80FT OF A SEXYMAN POLL-

#Like. Okay. I get it he has a nice design #But he's a complete asshole and not im the sexy way #His whole personality is being as gross as possible and being a terrible person to all his friends and those he wants to date #That's it! That's all! It's not even done in a way tumblr would find sexy #I will also say that the reason he beat venomous was 100% because it was a pairs bracket and cartoon bh was paired with Asterion #But my point still stands how the fuck did he slither his way into a sexyman poll

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cvstodians · 5 months

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#I think I fucked up on the polls because this is meant to be the last vote before the extra one #but there’s one left over ummmmmm #anyway #blasphemous game #blasphemous 2 #blasphemous 2 sexyman tournament

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totally-profesional · 1 year

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Tumblr finally have polls, this mean we can actually have a tumblr sexyman tournament

#polls #the twitter tournament is wrong because its outside of tumblr #i mean- onceler FUCKING LOSE #HES THE GODDAMN OG SEXYMAN #im still rooting for sans tho #tumblr sexyman

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pineapplesaresweet · 1 year

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so those polls huh

#tumblr sexyman poll #tumlr sexyman #sans undertale #sans #ceceil palmer #cecil wtnv #i voted for sans to win because it'd be funny but if cecil wins I'm not complaining #i actually want cecil to win if he actually gets to officiate the sans and whatever the fuck the danganronpas characters name was wedding #also this is the first time in a WHILE that I've drawn the skeleguy

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tyrannuspitch · 8 months

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the thing about polls is that they're always using the wrong pictures of loki. ragnarok loki is not the essence of loki, he's some guy in fluorescent lighting. if u want a really loki loki you need to get any of the many many times in his first three movies when he looks pathetic or cries. it's that simple and yet they keep getting it wrong

#space viking tag #if i ever ran a poll with loki on it i wld nostalgiabait u guys sooo hard with loki's Huge Sad Eyes. because *i* Understand.#i wld find pathetic looking lokis u forgot even existed. i know ur sleeper agent codes.#equally if we're doing character dynamics and have both brothers i'm not using them standing in a fucking LIFT #i'm fighting dirty. ur getting BABIES. holding hands with their DAD.#*post inspired by: being reminded of the Original sexyman poll #but like i've looked at it. and... it's ragnarok loki. Hello? that's not the sexyman. the sexyman is AVENGERS loki. it's DIFFERENT

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changelingsandothernonsense · 1 year

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If the poll is 50/50 then that's the right answer and we should just give the winners their sexy medals.

#skyrim sexyman poll #still a teldryn sweep suppoter #but I think Serana is cool too #and i like the idea of two winners #because im indecisive as fuck

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tumblsexiestmemes · 1 year

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Hello All. this might rank in the dumbest things i’ve ever done. but i have been loving all these stupid bracket things and decided to do one of my own.

cause why the fuck not.

my bracket? Tumblr Controversies.

i have several listed out so far but I’m sure I’m missing many. so. here:

Please fill out the form if you have one and reblog to spread this dumb dumb idea so i can get better results.

Thank you.

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awordwasthebeginning · 1 year

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#polls are fun #and i like those that are made for entirely fun and random things #berliner/pfannkuchen/krapfen discourse or the sexyman tournaments and such #but something about the ones trying to figure out tumblr's demographic in a pseudo-sociological attempt at statistics #rub me up the wrong way. and i'm not sure if it's because of the 'methodology' -#because their options have all the complexity of early 2000s h*gwarts house tests asking for your favourite colour #and because sampling by reblogs is a sure-fire way for your sample to be biased as fuck -#or because we've been going on and on about how tumblr's anonymity is good and you can be a clown here and an astrophysicist IRL #and now there's polls asking for your age and educational degree and specific flavour of queerness/sexuality/gender and...#i don't know. it makes me uncomfortable. i can't put the reason in better words. maybe i'm also just a mistrustful grandma.#loquor

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b-rainlet · 1 year

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The fact that the Jason Sexyman competition did not end with Arkham Knight and Under the Red Hood/Man who stopped laughing Jason just shows that none of you have taste

#Especially because it seems like wfa Jason is gonna win #None of you understand what a sexyman poll is #Add that to the Lego Joker drama and I do believe that a lot of people bring morals into voting???#But also this is mostly a shitpost fuck whoever you wanna fuck #Leaves Arkham Knight Jason for me<3

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